Vitali Klitschko, answering the question of a Qatari journalist: "I'm sorry, I'm from Ukraine ..."

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Kiev mayor gave another interview. This time, Vitali Klitschko practiced eloquence in front of the journalist of the Qatari television company Al-Jazeera. The journalist tried to ask Klitschko how he relates to the statements about the revival of the Cold War of Russia and the West, as well as that various radical groups continue to do lawlessness on the territory of Ukraine. He did not ignore the journalist and the issue related to the war crimes of the Ukrainian security forces in the Donbass.

Responding to questions about the war crimes of the Ukrainian security forces, the Nazis in the armed forces, Klitschko said that all this is “Russian propaganda” and that “Russia is investing billions of dollars in the information war.”

Vitali Klitschko, answering the question of a Qatari journalist: "I'm sorry, I'm from Ukraine ..."


Klitschko (material translation InoTV):
The Nazis are not true. All this is propaganda war ... I do not see a swastika. I talk to people - we protect our territory. We protect our country.


Then the journalist told Vitali Klitschko that information about Nazi symbols was published not only in Russian but also in Western media, and the data on the war crimes of the Ukrainian security forces in the Donbass was announced by Amnesty International.

From the dialogue:

Klitschko
Excuse me, where do you get this information from?


Journalist
This is Amnesty International, have you heard of Amnesty International?


Klitschko
Sorry, I'm from Ukraine ...


It is worthy of a new chapter in the book of Klitschko pearls.

According to the mayor of Kiev, he was "born in the USSR, his father was an officer in the Air Force," and he, Vitali Klitschko, "knows how the media and propaganda work in Russia" ...
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  1. +61
    29 February 2016 16: 48
    the man in the ring got his whole head bent off
    1. +72
      29 February 2016 16: 49
      He was born with a broken head!
      Then finished off, moron!
      1. +40
        29 February 2016 16: 51
        But it will go down in history as the greatest political jester in Ukraine. laughing
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        3. +25
          29 February 2016 16: 57
          Quote: cniza
          But it will go down in history as the greatest political jester in Ukraine. laughing

          Vitalik burn on !!!!
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          1. +40
            29 February 2016 17: 08
            Journalist
            This is Amnesty International, have you heard of Amnesty International?

            Klitschko
            Sorry, I'm from Ukraine ...

            The diagnosis can be safely put.
            1. +46
              29 February 2016 17: 12
              Quote: Alexander Romanov
              Sorry, I'm from Ukraine ...
              The diagnosis can be safely put.


              That's for sure...
              So write in the case history: - "FROM UKRAINE" ... wassat
              1. +27
                29 February 2016 17: 14
                Quote: sever.56
                - "FROM UKRAINE"...

                Beneficiary laughing
                1. +12
                  29 February 2016 17: 19
                  Quote: Alexander Romanov
                  Beneficiary


                  Straitjackets and haloperidol - for free !!! lol
                  1. +3
                    29 February 2016 17: 28
                    Haloperedol, in double volume .... and I’m afraid I won’t take it, the brain is dumb ...))))
                    1. +60
                      29 February 2016 18: 30
                      Some of the great quotes:
              2. +11
                29 February 2016 17: 18
                That's for sure...
                So write in the case history: - "FROM UKRAINE" ... wassat
                Interviewing Vitalik is like talking to a piece of asphalt ... by the way, Vitalik does it
                1. +30
                  29 February 2016 17: 37
                  Guys, you underestimated him)) Vital should have taught Oscar instead of Leo! He came up with and voiced a universal answer to any question about Ukrainian policy! Sorry, I'm from Ukraine, let's get the next question wassat
                  1. 0
                    29 February 2016 23: 33
                    The key, basic word in this phrase is "Sorry"!
                    Those. if you open - "Forgive me for being stupid! I'm from / from Ukraine!"
                    (By the way, how did "C" slip through with him! And not "out"! They have allergies and rabies starts when they say that.)

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                    f-ironiia-sudby /]
                    1. 0
                      1 March 2016 20: 57
                      Stupidity is not forgiven. This is a diagnosis.
              3. +6
                29 February 2016 18: 59
                But you shouldn't have done that, he said correctly: "from Ukraine", not "from Ukraine"! A good boxer, I hope he will become a good trainer and someday they will announce: "In the blue corner of the ring, Pan Pedro Waltzman, coach Klitschko, in red - Bakai egg, coach Klitschko. Place your bets gentlemen:" Roshen "against a carrot on a stick in front of the face of the outskirts! Yo! "
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            3. +3
              29 February 2016 18: 49
              Quote: Alexander Romanov
              The diagnosis can be safely put.

              - so, he himself said briefly and succinctly about his diagnosis ("I am from Ukraine"), apparently not invented it himself, but learned from the doctor. Here Merkel is baptized, carried, and almost pushed dill into the presidency. There would be one more "merit" of her on everyone's lips.
        5. +86
          29 February 2016 17: 04
          Quote: cniza
          But it will go down in history as the greatest political jester in Ukraine.

          Moreover, as the greatest clown in Europe. And he is sometimes right. fellow
          1. +6
            29 February 2016 18: 09
            Quote: vovanpain
            Quote: cniza
            But it will go down in history as the greatest political jester in Ukraine.

            Moreover, as the greatest clown in Europe. And he is sometimes right. fellow

            laughing laughing Damn, and here in two ways managed to say! )))
            Tolley to Europe is more profitable to press the ruin with your device than someone else your own))
            Or to have a ruin with your body, which must always be wiped and treated. laughing
            1. +3
              29 February 2016 18: 43
              Quote: Scoun
              Tolley to Europe is more profitable to press the ruin with your device than someone else your own))
              Or to have a ruin with your body, which must always be wiped and treated.

              Again, the vibrator costs money, and its a member - it is free.
              laughing
          2. +3
            29 February 2016 20: 16
            In Cleansing !!! ....
        6. +28
          29 February 2016 17: 15
          Quote: cniza
          But it will go down in history as the greatest political jester in Ukraine.

          Yes, he’s not alone. All military department, intelligence. And you laugh in vain at him, probably with a phrase- Sorry, I’m from Ukraine ... Vitaliy quite clearly described that the whole leadership lives in a different universe
        7. +9
          29 February 2016 17: 24
          Vitalik had previously been very heavily contaminated with ties to the bandota. And since the coup was mainly attended by representatives of it. It is understandable why they fastened a narrow-minded but recognizable character. Here he is, to the extent of his "mighty" forces, and fulfills the favor of the bandyuganov.
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        9. +5
          29 February 2016 17: 25
          Quote: cniza
          But it will go down in history as the greatest political jester in Ukraine

          it seems they are there a contest for the most important moron - politics arranged
        10. +15
          29 February 2016 17: 26
          Quote: cniza
          But it will go down in history as the greatest political jester in Ukraine. laughing

          With this "aphorism" alone, the newly-minted Ukrainian "Confucius" and "Kozma Prutkov" has already immortalized himself: "I MET MANY POLICE OFFICERS WHO DIED, WITH DEMONSTRANTS WHO HAVE DIED AND ALL? !?)
          Bravo! In addition to distracted brains, some tranquilizer is clearly involved in this phenomenon.
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        11. +3
          29 February 2016 17: 51
          He will go down in history as a rare dolboob! Will come in, but not for long.
        12. WKS
          +5
          29 February 2016 18: 17
          Quote: cniza
          But it will go down in history as the greatest political jester in Ukraine. laughing

          Already entered. To do this, he had three deputies, four of whom are.
        13. +1
          29 February 2016 18: 39
          The mayor is not a politician. Many are often confused. But he also talks about politics ...
        14. +17
          29 February 2016 19: 39
          The other day, on the air of the talk show "The Right to Power", the former acting deputy head of the presidential administration of Ukraine, Andrei Senchenko, announced guilty of the loss of Crimea the current mayor of Kiev Vitali Klitschko. According to Senchenko, in February 2014, the Ukrainian government had the opportunity to change the Crimean parliament, 70% of the deputies, according to him, agreed to re-election, and the matter remained small: the replacement of the prime minister of Crimea was to be signed by the president or the acting president . But Vitali Klitschko was against such a decision, “until a chess check is signed across the country to the district administrations,” and, if signed, the acting President Alexander Turchinov of a document authorizing the change of the Crimean government, Klitschko threatened not to sign a coalition agreement, which would not have allowed the formation of a government of Ukraine.
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      3. +7
        29 February 2016 16: 53
        Kissel in his place of brains .... just no words fool
        1. +53
          29 February 2016 17: 15
          I don’t know how others are around, but any statement by Klitschko causes extremely positive emotions in me. I consider underestimated this greatest mind of our time whose oratory has almost overshadowed Cicero himself! Oh, these contemporaries mock the ungrateful ....
      4. +56
        29 February 2016 16: 53
        http://topwar.ru/uploads/images/2016/924/aagm740.png

        Vitaly, damn it, I adore you ... !!! wassat
        Without you and your "pearls" it would not be so funny to live,
        "Zlatoust" All-Ukrainian !!! lol
        1. +29
          29 February 2016 17: 14
          Quote: sever.56
          Without you and your "pearls" it would not be so funny to live,
          "Zlatoust" All-Ukrainian !!!

          Lennox Lewis punched this pearl in the head with his fists at the time, and added a fire extinguisher on the Maidan. hi laughing
        2. +12
          29 February 2016 17: 17
          Here's another clip about this on tomorrow!
          1. sPS
            0
            1 March 2016 12: 22
            nonsense ... just nonsense
      5. +14
        29 February 2016 17: 07
        The nickname after the international court will need to be redeemed. It is a pity to deprive people who came to the zoo to see this fascist gibbon tied to a fence and holding a sign: Do not feed! Ask questions, hear a funny answer, he is from Ukraine! fool
        1. +3
          29 February 2016 17: 32
          Quote: Major Yurik
          Do not feed! Ask questions, hear a funny answer, he is from Ukraine!

          And will there be a heirloom oracle? belay laughing
        2. +3
          29 February 2016 18: 06
          Quote: Major Yurik
          Ask questions, hear a funny answer, he is from Ukraine!

          Well, maybe something else to learn. there are probably rudiments of moss
      6. +13
        29 February 2016 17: 15
        Why are you stuck with a person? His condition is stable. This is the quintessence of maidan intelligence.
        Unlike all of us, this person is firmly in history. Someone will say - I’ve gotten involved, but this is a question of terminology. Not sure if anyone will ever manage to surpass him in eloquence.
        But, I am sure, he will delight us for a long time.
        1. +3
          29 February 2016 17: 45
          Quote: Pereira
          ... I’m not sure that anyone will ever be able to surpass him in eloquence.
          ...

          in the sense of bone-speaking? ...
          1. +2
            1 March 2016 00: 20
            in the sense of bone-speaking? ...

            An interesting neologism: "bone-speaking". Before the revolution there was "tongue-tied", then there were no bones in the language.
      7. +3
        29 February 2016 17: 59
        Quote: Pravdarm
        He was born with a broken head!


        In the hospital, they dropped it on the concrete floor, several times with a duck hit it on the head ...
      8. +1
        29 February 2016 22: 55
        It is hoped that he will not become pregnant, like the Psaki ... And then it is a pity that such a literary talent disappear good
    2. KAV
      +7
      29 February 2016 16: 52
      Apparently, as a result of his kind of activity, his speech apparatus was torn off his brain, and now he lives his own life (carries a funny absurdity). :)
      1. +38
        29 February 2016 16: 59
        Head - he understands everything, only cannot say by mouth
        1. +11
          29 February 2016 17: 04
          Quote: coconut tim
          Head - he understands everything, only cannot say by mouth

          Masterpiece !!!
        2. +7
          29 February 2016 17: 43
          Head - he understands everything, only cannot say by mouth

          Like my dog laughing
          1. +4
            29 February 2016 18: 04
            Dogs please do not offend.
        3. +22
          29 February 2016 20: 04
          Quote: coconut tim
          Head - he understands everything, only cannot say by mouth

          The worthy son of a great nation:
        4. +2
          29 February 2016 21: 17
          Quote: coconut tim
          Head - he understands everything, only cannot say by mouth

          At my place there is one of the same, even the nickname Professor. But he is a red cat!
    3. +32
      29 February 2016 16: 55
      Quote: frei67
      the man in the ring got his whole head bent off

      I don’t understand one thing - I fought in the ring, I lived in Germany, I made a dough for a comfortable old age ... What for did a good boxer want to become a political laughing stock? What did he not live in Germany calmly? I would beat faces in the ring and on, would beat for the glory of Ukraine ... What does he have to climb into politics with his pearl barley in his head?
      1. KAV
        +17
        29 February 2016 17: 08
        I think he was attracted to the Maidan as a sort of populist decision. As a reward for this work, they proposed to be the mayor of the capital (this is cool, right?). Well, and he, in turn, and by virtue of, excuse me, the powerlessness of his mind, agreed to this adventure. But, for some reason, I’m sure that he does not consider himself ridiculous. :)
        1. +11
          29 February 2016 17: 18
          Many do not consider him funny. He was re-elected mayor last year. Consequently, he found his grateful audience.
      2. +7
        29 February 2016 17: 21
        They were looking for popular people in Ukraine. Who could find and attract, that attracted. Boxing is not vocals; it’s not realistic to fight in the ring until retirement. He is the mayor of Kiev, then smart. But the mayor of Kiev cannot be smart? And again, it should be no smarter than the President and the Prime Minister, and this is not so simple to ensure. And at the same time, he also amuses the people without any grass.
      3. 0
        1 March 2016 13: 37
        .... so Schwartz’s example is contagious ... VERY!
    4. +10
      29 February 2016 17: 02
      He remembered whom he reminds me! Pepka-duroche.k! Apparently, and finish the same way! laughing

      “The instructions on how to recruit paid informers and informers among the local population gave him the most trouble. Having come to the conclusion that it was impossible to recruit anyone from where Blata begins, because there all the people are brazen, he finally decided to take the service of a village caretaker, nicknamed Pepka-Jump.This was a cretin who always jumped when he heard his nickname, an unhappy creature offended by nature and people, a cripple, for a few gold pieces a year and for miserable grubs, grazing the village flock.
      The sergeant ordered to summon him and said to him: - You know, Pepka, who is "old man Progulkin"?
      - Me ...
      “Don't moo.” Remember: this is the name of the emperor. Do you know who the Emperor is?
      - This is gotsudal impelatol ...
      - Well done, Pepka. So remember: if you hear when you go to the huts for dinner, someone will say that the sovereign is the emperor of cattle or something like that, then immediately come to me and let me know. You’ll get twenty hellers from me for this. And if you hear someone say that we will lose the war, come to me again, understand? You say who said it, and again you get twenty hellers. But if I find out that you have hidden something, you’ll have a bad time. I will pick it up and send it to Pisek. Now, come on, jump in!
      Pepka jumped up, and the chief officer gave him forty hellers and, pleased with himself, wrote a report to the district gendarmerie department that he had recruited an informant.
      The next day, a priest came to the sergeant and told him in confidence that in the morning he met a rural shepherd Pepka-Prygni outside the village and he said to him: "Batyuska, Pan Vakhmistl said that Gotsudal is an impelatol of cattle, and we are fighting a war. ... Gop! " After further conversation with the priest, the sergeant ordered the arrest of the village shepherd. Later, the Gradčiansky court sentenced him to twelve years for high treason. He was charged with dangerous and treacherous atrocities, incitement, insult to his majesty and a whole host of other crimes and misdeeds. "
    5. +13
      29 February 2016 17: 29
      Quote: frei67
      the man in the ring got his whole head bent off

      But he was a good boxer. And could remain a sport legend. but became a laughing stock and a traitor.
    6. +1
      29 February 2016 18: 56
      Quote: frei67
      the man in the ring got his whole head bent off

      Quote: Pravdarm
      He was born with a broken head!
      Then finished off, moron!

      Quote: cniza
      But it will go down in history as the greatest political jester in Ukraine.

      Quote: Alexander Romanov
      - "FROM UKRAINE"...
      Beneficiary


      Why are you kidding the Etinsons? "They" are the most talented ...
    7. +1
      29 February 2016 20: 50
      Quote: frei67
      the man in the ring got his whole head bent off

      and he eats it
    8. +7
      29 February 2016 21: 54
      Klitschko is a random word generator.
    9. 0
      1 March 2016 09: 27
      "The man in the ring was knocked off his whole head" ... and he had this head, there is just a pear, and the head is replaced by Berlin with a head of Merkel.
  2. +4
    29 February 2016 16: 49
    And we are probably interested to know what thinks and says "THIS"?
  3. +7
    29 February 2016 16: 49
    Vitaly steers! Here it will be a pity to hang him-he's just Vitaly-the fool. Who use it! laughing
  4. +20
    29 February 2016 16: 49
    "Excuse me, I'm from Ukraine ..."

    This explains a lot, if not all. laughing
  5. +9
    29 February 2016 16: 49
    I don’t even want to comment, they will overthrow themselves and will destroy without assistance.
  6. +7
    29 February 2016 16: 50
    Class! Tin! Bravo, Vitalya! Psaki is resting, that is, generally "dead".
  7. +5
    29 February 2016 16: 50
    mdyayaya ... the diagnosis is voiced by the patient ... progress pigsty-bandera !! wassat
  8. +4
    29 February 2016 16: 50
    Still, it’s not in vain that they make parodies of him. But he still surpasses parodists. laughing
  9. +38
    29 February 2016 16: 51
    Sorry, I'm from Ukraine ...
    1. 0
      1 March 2016 22: 21
      Ilyich in real life expressed himself more politely: "if you were a little smarter, then I would only call you a fool! "(I don't remember who it was told to - but the quote is genuine)
    2. 0
      1 March 2016 22: 21
      Ilyich in real life expressed himself more politely: "if you were a little smarter, then I would only call you a fool! "(I don't remember who it was told to - but the quote is genuine)
  10. +6
    29 February 2016 16: 52
    A worthy response of the modern dill leader laughing
    From the series: "The head is needed to be in it." fool
  11. +23
    29 February 2016 16: 52
    We have what happened, and we need to see how we can
    1. +11
      29 February 2016 16: 55
      Cases? No, have not heard! laughing
      1. +16
        29 February 2016 17: 02
        Quote: ALEA IACTA EST
        Cases?

        This is an Oscal invention, in Europe they don’t say that. smile
        1. +4
          29 February 2016 17: 54
          There is a clear understanding of this situation. laughing wassat
      2. +3
        29 February 2016 17: 46
        Quote: ALEA IACTA EST
        Cases? No, have not heard! laughing

        The guy has a brain death to zero.
  12. +6
    29 February 2016 16: 52
    I agree, the ring is serious. But the entire leadership is similar, although scary far from the ring. Yatsenyuk is also adequate.
  13. +20
    29 February 2016 16: 52
    "Excuse me, I'm from Ukraine ..."
  14. +11
    29 February 2016 16: 53
    Oh! What is there to think! while Vitalik thinks, "republics" are being formed around Kiev!
    Residents of the village of Salivonka decided to secede from the Vasilkovsky district, to which the settlement belongs, and in fact proclaim the creation of the "Salivonkov Republic." They strive to ensure that taxes from local enterprises do not leave the local budget, but are developed on the spot.


    Journalists of the Internet channel "Voice of the People" attended a meeting of residents of the village of Salivonka, at which the leadership of the local village council and local "activists" campaigned for disconnecting the village from subordination to the district leadership.

    “Having succumbed to the manipulations of the illegally elected village head controlled by Medvedchuk, some of the villagers decided to separate from the Vasilkovsky district and, it seems, as a whole from Ukraine. Medvedchua and Pushilin’s plan is allegedly implemented by a cunning village head within the framework of (or undercover) sensational decentralization and unification of territorial communities, ”the video says under the message.

    Journalists approached some of the participants in the meeting. Some women claimed that they were not at all very aware of what was happening. According to them, many villagers signed a document of consent to secede, not knowing about it.

    Other participants in the meeting explained: they want the tax profit that the state receives from local enterprises not to go to the state budget, but to be mastered on the spot. And this initiative comes precisely from local enterprises, which, according to journalists, are controlled by oligarch Medvedchuk.

    “In fact, in this way Putin launched a new, demilitarized program to split Ukraine. In how many settlements, similar processes are still taking place in parallel, ”the authors of the video noted.
  15. +5
    29 February 2016 16: 53
    For Klitschko, it’s better that they don’t take him seriously, then what a demand for a fool. wink
  16. +2
    29 February 2016 16: 55
    The most idiotic thing is that in Ukraine they really think that Russia and the USSR are one and the same, with all its attributes, agitprop, a modified KGB, etc.
  17. +3
    29 February 2016 16: 55
    Not well, if Klitschko thinks that Russia is spending BILLIONS of dollars on propaganda, then propaganda works correctly ... you need to know how, our propaganda can even make it smart from such a down)
  18. +2
    29 February 2016 16: 56
    A man was beaten off in the head for all 100 years ahead, it is difficult for him to think and everyone laughs ...
  19. +23
    29 February 2016 16: 58
    Subtlely noticed)))
  20. +17
    29 February 2016 16: 58
    The nickname from Ukraine, Petya from a hangover, a rabbit is building worries, a pastor with a certificate from a fool, an army from a boiler, a fleet from the depths of the sea, aviation from heaven to earth ... are not local ... sorry, give me the money ... we have they stole everything .... Beggars are sent to and from ... In short, where they come from!
  21. +5
    29 February 2016 17: 00
    Sorry, I'm from Ukraine ...
    Bravo good
  22. +5
    29 February 2016 17: 00
    I will add ... Of course, the journalists came up with this about the "republic", but in general there is a sugar factory in the village, a large workshop for the repair of tractors and agricultural machinery, and a bunch of small enterprises, so they can hold out. BUT, will the ATO be announced here too? Or the Vaslkovsk "authorities" will raise a couple of fighter-bombers-helicopters from the glorious Vasilkovsky airfield and they will bomb the village like a bomb! and if this continues? Will Kiev decide to secede? Or the separatists will decide to bomb across Kiev. So Vitalik thinks. Well this is very close! no more than 60 km from Kiev! and here stupid correspondents pester with stupid questions.
  23. +3
    29 February 2016 17: 03
    Yeah ... But boxing has nothing to do with it, it's all GENES !!!
    A bunch of boxers and fighters, have kept their minds safe and sound, and here is a clear sign of a gene disease!
    1. 0
      1 March 2016 01: 33
      In his case, a favorite technique had a great influence - blocking blows to the head .... with the head !!! wassat
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  24. +16
    29 February 2016 17: 03
    Klitschko is from Ukraine, but a German citizen, Poroshenko is a Swiss citizen, etc. ... There they have one Sakashvili is a citizen of Ukraine!
  25. +1
    29 February 2016 17: 04
    Well, a funny guy, this Klitschko is interesting to watch him and have fun, there is still in Ukraine a yatsenyuk thatcher, nicknamed an iron rabbit.
  26. +4
    29 February 2016 17: 05
    Quote: MASK
    Klitschko is from Ukraine, but a German citizen, Poroshenko is a Swiss citizen, etc. ... There they have one Sakashvili is a citizen of Ukraine!


    Not yet Armenian Avakov wassat
  27. +5
    29 February 2016 17: 10
    This is probably the only Ukrainian vegetable that I always want to laugh at.
  28. +22
    29 February 2016 17: 10
    Two Acrobat Brothers
    1. +2
      1 March 2016 18: 31
      Pidalik is my today's hero!
  29. +3
    29 February 2016 17: 12
    There, all the Jews gathered Saakashvili’s campaign, for example, also a Georgian Jew, who at the end they say are connected with Jews. Maybe they can create in their dreams a la Israel
  30. +3
    29 February 2016 17: 13
    sin to laugh at sick people. judging by his intellect, he really can not understand what is happening around, that all this is not for real, that now a blue gnome will come and stroke him on a soft head.
  31. +2
    29 February 2016 17: 18
    Clown, just a clown. I want to add something, but there’s nothing to add - a clown!
    1. +2
      29 February 2016 21: 37
      Why offend the circus profession? Clowns are funny kind people who make children and adults laugh. Clowns are probably offended that they are compared with such a mentally retarded brow. And there is no one to protect them. We do not have a clown union. And Klitschko, just people with broken Motskos.
      1. 0
        1 March 2016 23: 06
        Quote: Militia
        Clowns are probably offended that they are compared with such a mentally retarded brow.


        One jester answered this long ago:

        No wonder I wear a stupid cap -
        He feeds and watered me.
        And who is for himself - and for free -,
        That one costs very little! ..
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  32. +11
    29 February 2016 17: 21
    MORE: Klitschko takes photos on a switched off phone



    http://www.politnavigator.net/klichko-delaet-fotografii-na-vyklyuchennyjj-telefo
    n.html
  33. +2
    29 February 2016 17: 23
    Klitschko and the brain are not compatible things.
    1. 0
      29 February 2016 17: 40
      Quote: BOB044
      Klitschko and the brain are not compatible things.

      Why, there’s an excess of bone marrow.
    2. +7
      1 March 2016 00: 30
      Klitschko and the brain are not compatible things.

      Broken brains after hard boxing are one thing, studded brains are another ... Harvard.
      There was a character who said the following things:
      1. "Our enemies are resourceful and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and so are we."
      2. "I have the honor to shake hands with the brave Iraqi citizen whom Saddam Hussein cut off his hand."
      3. "Too many doctors go out of business. Too many gynecologists are unable to do their favorite thing with women all over the country."
      4. "I cut taxes for everyone. I didn't cut them. Congress cut them. I asked them to cut them."
      And this is not a boxer Klitschko, but the president of the United States with a Harvard education George W. Bush.
  34. +1
    29 February 2016 17: 25
    Neanderthal brothers twins, one fish brain for two, one of them is a doctor, the other is his potential patient, just a kapets negative
  35. +2
    29 February 2016 17: 28
    Klitschko: I'm sorry, I'm from Ukraine.

    Consonant: "I'm sorry, I already deb il"? laughing
  36. +3
    29 February 2016 17: 29
    I would say more simply, "I'm sorry, I'm Klitschko"! And everything would immediately become clear ...
  37. +4
    29 February 2016 17: 41
    It is a sin to laugh at sick people.
  38. 0
    29 February 2016 17: 42
    So his whole brain is bent off. Well wait from him ...
  39. 0
    29 February 2016 17: 44
    He was born in the USSR,
    Father is a former officer. And Klitschko is also a poet. And you say .....,.
  40. +1
    29 February 2016 17: 45
    There was one gyrus. and that straightened between the ropes.
  41. +13
    29 February 2016 17: 47
    Father boxer son boxer: - Go to the store, buy milk and a loaf. You understood two different subjects: - milk and a loaf
    The son comes in two hours and brings two hockey pucks.
    Father: - Are you a nerd? I said two different things, where is the stick?
  42. +1
    29 February 2016 17: 49
    "Excuse me, I'm from Ukraine ..."
    There is no forgiving for you! Century will remember you!
  43. +10
    29 February 2016 17: 53
    Vitali Klitschko, answering the question of a Qatari journalist: "I'm sorry, I'm from Ukraine ..."
    Pedalik, say ischo!
  44. +1
    29 February 2016 17: 55
    The circus continues, the clowns are all the same ...
  45. +1
    29 February 2016 18: 00
    Journalist
    This is Amnesty International, have you heard of Amnesty International?
    Klitschko
    Sorry, I'm from Ukraine ...

    I remembered the old joke:
    At the draft board, a proctologist, after examination, asks the draftee
    -Do you use newspapers?
    -Not ... I'm listening to the radio.
  46. +6
    29 February 2016 18: 18
    Sorry, I'm from Ukraine (s).
  47. +5
    29 February 2016 18: 21
    No matter what he says, whatever he does, he can relate to Vitalik only like this
  48. +1
    29 February 2016 18: 26
    A fun exhibit of the dill panopticon. Perhaps the funniest.
    1. +3
      29 February 2016 18: 35
      Quote: wagner72
      A fun exhibit of the dill panopticon. Perhaps the funniest.

      Everyone will write to him .. And Vitalik will be offended and will dump him in Germany .. coke-box!
      1. 0
        29 February 2016 19: 28
        The mask will be right .... offended and without a soft sign ... And then I want to laugh at you.
        1. +1
          29 February 2016 21: 30
          Quote: tolian
          The mask will be right .... offended and without a soft sign ... And then I want to laugh at you.

          laughing This nickname I read ... hi
  49. +14
    29 February 2016 18: 38
    Ukraine phenomenon
    1. +3
      1 March 2016 18: 33
      You are my hero, Pidalik Klitschko !!!!!!
    2. +1
      1 March 2016 18: 34
      You are my idol !!!
  50. +2
    29 February 2016 18: 54
    In the place of brains jelly and that says it all.
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  52. +1
    29 February 2016 18: 56
    Klitschko is the god of the Saucepanheads.
  53. +5
    29 February 2016 19: 13
    Thanks to the mayor of Kyiv Klitschko, they will make fun of Ukraine for a long time! But he wanted Ukraine for president! Someone adequately persuaded him to become the mayor of Kyiv....(I write and laugh...I can’t do it anymore..)))) laughing wassat
  54. +3
    29 February 2016 19: 16
    According to the mayor of Kiev, he was "born in the USSR, his father was an officer in the Air Force," and he, Vitali Klitschko, "knows how the media and propaganda work in Russia" ...


    He betrayed and sold all this long ago.
  55. +1
    29 February 2016 19: 26
    "..I I'm talking with people - we defend our territory. We are defending our country..." He apparently defends his country with conspiracies, but the aggressor did not show up to the war!
  56. +5
    29 February 2016 19: 26
    Golden words ...
  57. +1
    29 February 2016 19: 30
    From Ukraine? Well then, it is clear. Klitschko? Then it's completely clear. wassat
  58. +2
    29 February 2016 19: 33
    The laughter will end when, after the sale of Ukraine, they surrender to us.
    1. 0
      29 February 2016 20: 19
      Quote: hobot
      The laughter will end when, after the sale of Ukraine, they surrender to us.

      This is where everything goes, damn it... negative
  59. +3
    29 February 2016 19: 42
    Quote: Pereira
    Many do not consider him funny. He was re-elected mayor last year. Consequently, he found his grateful audience.

    Well, there are still a lot of sicker-headed politicians out there. Although Klitschko is funny, he is also probably the most harmless. If only because few people take him seriously lol I'm more surprised at the politicians who invested money in this clown - what were they counting on?
    1. +2
      29 February 2016 20: 15
      Quote: Andrew Peter
      I'm more surprised at the politicians who invested money in this clown - what were they counting on?

      That's what we were counting on... While we're laughing, they're making the most of the money!
  60. +2
    29 February 2016 19: 44
    Vitali Klitschko, answering the question of a Qatari journalist: "I'm sorry, I'm from Ukraine ..."

    Zrada!!!! It was he who got infected from the Russian movie!!!
    (see "Liberation"):
    Hitler: -What do you think about Italy?
    Skorzeny: “I, an Austrian, am my Fuhrer!”
  61. +1
    29 February 2016 20: 06
    Sorry, I'm from Ukraine ...

    A new disease has appeared on planet Earth wassat I hope she's not contagious? Is it not transmitted by airborne droplets or sexually? feel
  62. +4
    29 February 2016 20: 06
    What a country, so are its mayors.
  63. 0
    29 February 2016 20: 35
    Clinic for the Struck named after V. Klitschko
  64. 0
    29 February 2016 20: 37
    I saw it somewhere, read it, someone nicknamed it fang! wassat I neigh laughing until you're blue in the face lol
  65. +1
    29 February 2016 20: 40
    An alien from a new planet, discovered yesterday by the Maidans - Ukraine.
  66. +1
    29 February 2016 21: 42
    Tell and show who rules you and it’s immediately clear what kind of country this is.
  67. +1
    29 February 2016 21: 47
    And you are laughing in vain! Not every person can hide their thoughts from others. Before us is the future Minister of Foreign Affairs of Ukraine, so Chugunkin is already trembling, he will deliver the car for Klitschko at eight. laughing
  68. 0
    29 February 2016 22: 03
    It’s strange how many boxers I knew, they all turned out to be smart guys. Apparently he became infected with the Maidan.
  69. +1
    29 February 2016 22: 17
    Quote: sever.56
    http://topwar.ru/uploads/images/2016/924/aagm740.png

    Vitaly, damn it, I adore you ... !!! wassat
    Without you and your "pearls" it would not be so funny to live,
    "Zlatoust" All-Ukrainian !!! lol

    Greatest lines! Fsyo, we are candy wrappers of his work.
    Wow, a phenomenon He’s a Ukrainian from Ukraine. The people have nothing to do with it. They were driven into this stall with this mu-mu language.
  70. +1
    29 February 2016 22: 23
    Then you all can only laugh forward. But not everyone could be given the knowledge that was given in this case. Everyone can speak because everyone has the opportunity to speak. But not everyone can tell and not always.
    But only the one who wanted to speak speaks when he can do it.

    laughing

    I learned the "Zen Klitschko". Not everyone can, but everyone can!

  71. 0
    1 March 2016 02: 16
    Yes, this is some kind of game, not the mayor....
  72. +1
    1 March 2016 06: 40
    Vitalik did not practice eloquence, he simply defecated with eloquence!
  73. 0
    1 March 2016 07: 17
    One of the great thinkers of our time, a worthy representative of the Ukrainian intelligentsia, together with the inventors of Ukrainian tanks from garbage containers and the founders of medals for “Courage in Captivity,” constitutes the gene pool of the Ukrainian nation.
  74. 0
    1 March 2016 07: 42
    Fainting........ somehow I miss Psaki))))) otherwise I’ve already dug up the sea in Belarus, I look out the window but don’t see any aircraft carriers)))))
  75. 0
    1 March 2016 07: 47
    Damn! It feels like all hochopolitics have an intelligence at the level of chimpanzees.
  76. 0
    1 March 2016 08: 35
    This article is exactly the case when the comments are more fun than the content :))) such healthy and cheerful banter! the truth is over a sick person, but this is his choice :))))))))))
  77. +1
    1 March 2016 09: 52
    I'm a fan of Pidalik! It really lifts your spirits. lol
  78. 0
    1 March 2016 10: 19
    Quote: Vladimirets
    "Excuse me, I'm from Ukraine ..."

    This explains a lot, if not all. laughing


    When I read this pearl of his yesterday, I thought that this saying would become a new meme)
  79. 0
    1 March 2016 10: 47
    A piece of feces with a broken brain
  80. 0
    1 March 2016 10: 55
    Apparently, Khrychko confused the Air Force with the BBC... Because it’s expensive to board a plane...
  81. 0
    1 March 2016 12: 48
    Klitschko is the most prominent representative of what is happening in Ukraine...
  82. 0
    1 March 2016 13: 47
    Sorry for him. He still doesn’t understand what kind of mess they’ve made and what will follow.
  83. 0
    1 March 2016 14: 41
    Ukrainian insanity in the best traditions
  84. 0
    1 March 2016 18: 53
    The first Ukrainian to ask for forgiveness.
  85. 0
    1 March 2016 21: 31
    Truly great.
  86. +1
    2 March 2016 09: 01
    Klitschko probably has a weight in his head.
  87. 0
    2 March 2016 13: 26
    In the Soviet comedy film “The Most Charming and Attractive” about the heroine of the artist I. Muravyova they asked: “Is she from the Urals?”, thereby showing that she is far from the capital and therefore far from the capital’s fashion. But Klitschko is “from Ukraine”, that is, almost “from the European Union”. So why is he so “far” from European and international organizations? He seems to be speaking English, but what the hell? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1S8OFopgHRM).
  88. 0
    2 March 2016 22: 33
    Well, what about the poor guy... They beat him on the head for so many years. So “all the memory was knocked out.” But he was a good boxer, he had been to Russia several times, and was going to “develop boxing.” And now. He fights against the “Soviet legacy”, although he himself is “Soviet” by origin. And his father, it seems, was a Soviet officer. This is how they, “who are from Ukraine,” have a “short memory.”
  89. 0
    3 March 2016 09: 35
    What did they say in the advertisement? Sometimes it's better to eat than to talk. He was a good boxer, but now he is making a laughing stock of himself. For what?
  90. +1
    3 March 2016 11: 14
    Yes, okay! Klitschko is a former boxer, although he is a good one, and blows to the head have never led to mental acuity.
  91. -1
    3 March 2016 11: 37
    Stupid bastard! Do not add do not add.
  92. 0
    3 March 2016 13: 53
    I see that our “brothers from Great Ukraine” and their supporters from the Russian Federation do not like the statement of fact :)
    He speaks a lot about the residents of Kyiv...
    It’s so good that my aunt doesn’t see these freaks on the streets of Kyiv, but rests in a better world.
  93. 0
    3 March 2016 16: 33
    Quote: sever.56
    Quote: Alexander Romanov
    Sorry, I'm from Ukraine ...
    The diagnosis can be safely put.


    That's for sure...
    So write in the case history: - "FROM UKRAINE" ... wassat

    - sorry. wink I forgive you.