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Commander-in-Chief of the Ukrainian Navy: "Ukrainian submarine forces should become the elite of the Navy"

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One hundred pounds of patriotism was presented to Ukraine by the commander in chief of its naval fleet (as if there is one ...) Vice Admiral Sergey Gaiduk. According to the vice admiral, who publishes the portal defence-ua.com, Ukraine intends to create its own submarine forces. From the statement of the Ukrainian Vice-Admiral:


Submarine forces should become the elite of the fleet and an important combat, moral, psychological and deterrent factor in the region. A new infrastructure will be created for the underwater forces.


Commander-in-Chief of the Ukrainian Navy: "Ukrainian submarine forces should become the elite of the Navy"

For information about the text in the photo: Non-faint (in Ukrainian) - inviolability


According to Haiduk, now the department is in the process of considering options for equipping future Ukrainian submarine forces, taking into account the hydrological features of the marine area of ​​application. The vice admiral said that it was not only ultra-small and small, but also medium-sized submarines.

At the same time, Mr. Haiduk did not clarify when exactly Ukraine will have its own submarine fleet, how much manpower and resources it will need, and whether there is a place in it for the “flagship” - “pidvodny chovna“ Zaporizhzhya ”, which is still on the Russian base in the Sevastopol?

Instead, the Commander-in-Chief of the Ukrainian Navy noted that the submarine forces of the Ukrainian fleet would be based in Odessa.

In connection with the statement of Haiduk, the well-known expression about the “submarine in the steppes of Ukraine” acquires a new (relevant) semantic connotation ...
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  1. oleg-gr
    oleg-gr 27 January 2016 18: 55 New
    54
    "Ukrainian submarine forces must become the elite of the Navy" - the vice admiral is an excellent humorist. Surely taking lessons from Mikhail Zadornov. Ultra-small, small, but also medium-sized submarines. I'm afraid to even guess what he is talking about.
    1. cniza
      cniza 27 January 2016 18: 58 New
      127
      Walking along the bottom with cane in the mouth. laughing
      1. Fregate
        Fregate 27 January 2016 19: 03 New
        89
        Quote: cniza
        Walking along the bottom with a reed in your mouth. laughing

        Fortunately, the bottom is known; they themselves were digging after all. smile
        1. bort4145
          bort4145 27 January 2016 19: 14 New
          11
          The Russian Ministry of Defense and the United Shipbuilding Corporation have managed to agree on the cost of three submarines for the Navy, which will go to the military at actual cost. According to the Kommersant newspaper, citing a source familiar with the negotiations, within the framework of the agreement, the Severodvinsk nuclear submarine of the 885 Yasen project will cost the Ministry of Defense 47 billions of rubles, and the submarines Yuri Dolgoruky and Alexander Nevsky of the project 955 "Northwind" - in 23,2 billion rubles each.

          The contract for three nuclear submarines, the signing of which should take place over the next week, until recently, was the only agreement that was not settled in the framework of the state defense order for 2011. According to a source from the Vedomosti newspaper (No. 207 from 02.11.11) in the Russian Ministry of Defense, the total value of the contract for three submarines amounted to more than one hundred billion rubles, which is still several billion rubles less than what the shipbuilding corporation originally requested. This amount also includes the completion of completion of the Ash project, estimated at 13 billion rubles.
          Did Mr. Haiduk find the treasure? Or does someone else want to sponsor VelikoUkrov?
          1. Fregate
            Fregate 27 January 2016 19: 17 New
            +4
            Quote: bort4145
            Ukrainian Navy found a treasure?

            No, the stash (vodka) of PanRoshenko.
            1. bort4145
              bort4145 27 January 2016 19: 30 New
              +8
              No, the stash (vodka) of PanRoshenko.
              This one just won’t give up - I know him laughing
              1. Tatyana
                Tatyana 27 January 2016 22: 54 New
                10
                Ha! With his dreamily childish expression on his face, I would not be surprised if Vice Admiral Serhiy Gaiduk launches his "Ukrainian" "submarines" in his bathtub in his apartment, screaming "Hurray!" And "Glory to Ukraine!"
                1. abrakadabre
                  abrakadabre 29 January 2016 09: 26 New
                  +1
                  But money for their acquisition will be spent as for real.
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            2. sabakina
              sabakina 27 January 2016 20: 42 New
              15
              Quote: Fregate
              Quote: bort4145
              Ukrainian Navy found a treasure?

              No, the stash (vodka) of PanRoshenko.

              No, not a nest egg. He just decided to marry this ... with a tail which. Well, I imagined how it would be ...
            3. Evgeny RS
              Evgeny RS 28 January 2016 09: 56 New
              +1
              Germany can sell them boats, but its value is 500 million euros.

              For example, such

              http://bmpd.livejournal.com/1678160.html

              But then the EU should give dill a loan so that they buy submarines))
              1. PKK
                PKK 29 January 2016 18: 02 New
                0
                Not dill, not fools, they won’t buy submersibles. They want to rent boats for rent. Well, they’ll like to command and others will dive for them
          2. dmi.pris
            dmi.pris 27 January 2016 19: 22 New
            21
            In general, trash is at the fenders, and there’s not enough of them. They can convey it .. But here the Great Fleet-navigator himself mentioned the area of ​​swimming and basing-depth in the Odessa region is not much more than in the Sea of ​​Azov .. It just needs a tank with snorkel.
            Quote: bort4145
            The Russian Ministry of Defense and the United Shipbuilding Corporation have managed to agree on the cost of three submarines for the Navy, which will go to the military at actual cost. According to the Kommersant newspaper, citing a source familiar with the negotiations, within the framework of the agreement, the Severodvinsk nuclear submarine of the 885 Yasen project will cost the Ministry of Defense 47 billions of rubles, and the submarines Yuri Dolgoruky and Alexander Nevsky of the project 955 "Northwind" - in 23,2 billion rubles each.

            The contract for three nuclear submarines, the signing of which should take place over the next week, until recently, was the only agreement that was not settled in the framework of the state defense order for 2011. According to a source from the Vedomosti newspaper (No. 207 from 02.11.11) in the Russian Ministry of Defense, the total value of the contract for three submarines amounted to more than one hundred billion rubles, which is still several billion rubles less than what the shipbuilding corporation originally requested. This amount also includes the completion of completion of the Ash project, estimated at 13 billion rubles.
            Did Mr. Haiduk find the treasure? Or does someone else want to sponsor VelikoUkrov?
            1. bort4145
              bort4145 27 January 2016 19: 32 New
              11
              Eh, when they dug the Black Sea, they didn’t foresee it, they probably decided to "go deep"
              1. monah10
                monah10 27 January 2016 19: 44 New
                +6
                Provided. They have a secret ford map for crossing from one coast to another. Previously, they ran one at a time, but now they will go in teams.
                1. Altona
                  Altona 27 January 2016 19: 57 New
                  +9
                  Quote: monah10
                  Previously, they ran one at a time, but now they will go in teams.

                  -------------------------
                  They will walk holding an inverted boat in their hands, covering it ..))
                  1. Inok10
                    Inok10 27 January 2016 22: 47 New
                    14
                    Quote: Altona
                    They will walk holding an inverted boat in their hands, covering it ..))

                    .. just a submarine of unknown design .. laughing
            2. GRAY
              GRAY 27 January 2016 19: 35 New
              21
              Quote: dmi.pris
              .There is just a tank with a snorkel.

              It is impossible in any case with the snorkel - through it you can hear the crew singing the anthem of Ukraine.
              It unmasks. Better a tank without a snorkel.
            3. Altona
              Altona 27 January 2016 19: 56 New
              +2
              Quote: dmi.pris
              .There is just a tank with a snorkel.

              -----------------------
              Tank expeditionary equipped jeep with snorkel enough for the eyes ... laughing
              1. zennon
                zennon 27 January 2016 20: 09 New
                42
                Quote: Altona
                Tank expeditionary equipped jeep with snorkel enough for the eyes ...

                Don’t tell. They have a cool snorkel (clickable):
              2. field engineer
                field engineer 27 January 2016 21: 17 New
                +1
                Or armored KRAZ concrete.
          3. Baikonur
            Baikonur 27 January 2016 19: 22 New
            +3
            "Ukrainian submarine forces must become the elite of the Navy"
            Navy Urkaina (There is an inflatable boat on which Poroshenko took a picture with the Minister of the Navy laughing ) will soon drown and become submarine forces! (Drowned)
          4. Stas157
            Stas157 27 January 2016 22: 09 New
            +2
            . and the submarines “Yuri Dolgoruky” and “Alexander Nevsky” of project 955 “Borey” - at 23,2 billion rubles each

            Kopeks compared to the Mistrals! We can return money, as many as 4 submarines immediately build instead of 2 French barges!
            1. Evgeniy667b
              Evgeniy667b 28 January 2016 06: 43 New
              -4
              Yes, these grandmothers sawed already, and you remember her about them. Russia, sir!
              1. Farast
                Farast 30 January 2016 10: 18 New
                +2
                ROMANIAN AGENT 667? WITH SIXTERS YOU THINKING THIS CLASSICLY. IMPORTANT.
        2. seti
          seti 27 January 2016 20: 11 New
          +8
          Strategic rubber boats are what the Ukrainian Navy can claim in current realities. Does such a one still exist? Just have doubts
          1. Egoza
            Egoza 27 January 2016 20: 40 New
            +7
            Quote: seti
            Strategic rubber boats are what the Ukrainian Navy can claim in current realities. Does such a one still exist? Just have doubts

            There is no fleet! but the admirals in bulk.
            1. shasherin.pavel
              shasherin.pavel 28 January 2016 09: 24 New
              0
              The easiest way for every admiral is to have a strategic rubber submarine in the pool.
          2. shasherin.pavel
            shasherin.pavel 28 January 2016 09: 22 New
            0
            Apparently they recalled a Soviet-era bike, how the Cossacks connected two seagulls to each other, and thereby received a submarine, emerged from the water in front of the walls of Constantinople and ... poor Byzantines did not even have time to close the gates. If you glue two strategic gum with each other, you get a strategic submarine ... there is only a question? how to get inside?
            1. abrakadabre
              abrakadabre 29 January 2016 09: 29 New
              0
              No. This is not a problem. The crew can be loaded before gluing them. But here's how to submerge inflatable boats ... that's where the problem is!
      2. Tersky
        Tersky 27 January 2016 19: 11 New
        +9
        Quote: cniza
        Walking along the bottom with cane in the mouth.

        The fact that with a reed on the bottom is unambiguous, but is it in the mouth ... what Judging by this statement and the actual state of the Urkain Navy, he clearly has **** instead of his head. it’s more logical to assume that the reed will be there yes
        1. Lissyara
          Lissyara 27 January 2016 19: 23 New
          27
          The project is ready. You can put into service.
          1. Tersky
            Tersky 27 January 2016 19: 31 New
            +4
            Quote: LiSSyara
            Project is ready

            good Absolutely a bullseye! laughing !
            1. shasherin.pavel
              shasherin.pavel 28 January 2016 09: 26 New
              0
              And in my opinion the "periscope" is not in the bull's-eye ...
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      3. marlin1203
        marlin1203 27 January 2016 19: 37 New
        +1
        With reeds, this is at best ... laughing
      4. vlad66
        vlad66 27 January 2016 19: 39 New
        10
        Quote: cniza
        Walking along the bottom with cane in the mouth. laughing

        The country of dill and small tomatoes, as always, anneals, the flagship of the submarine fleet or the raft "Zaporozhye" is capable of diving, but there is no float, all brothers, excuse me, I crawl under the table from the wild laugh ..
      5. GSH-18
        GSH-18 27 January 2016 20: 18 New
        +6
        Commander-in-Chief of the Ukrainian Navy: "Ukrainian submarine forces should become the elite of the Navy"

        Again some kind of garbage will get stuck in fishing nets lol
        1. Bochik
          Bochik 28 January 2016 22: 39 New
          0
          Quote: GSH-18
          Commander-in-Chief of the Ukrainian Navy: "Ukrainian submarine forces should become the elite of the Navy"

          Again some kind of garbage will get stuck in fishing nets lol

          Yes, he blurted out a pure neighing. Or did they decide to revive sea power? https://youtu.be/Y3yqPtztY94
      6. Maxom75
        Maxom75 28 January 2016 01: 18 New
        0
        in a barrel with a stone tied, the main thing is to row quickly until the air runs out.
      7. delvin-fil
        delvin-fil 28 January 2016 09: 14 New
        20
        Something like this... laughing
        1. Sasha_Sar
          Sasha_Sar 28 January 2016 15: 46 New
          +2
          They are going to undermine the power cable from Taman to the Crimean Peninsula
      8. BMP-2
        BMP-2 28 January 2016 23: 58 New
        0
        Submarine forces should become the elite of the fleet and an important combat, moral, psychological and deterrent factor in the region. A new infrastructure will be created for the underwater forces.


        Well, the commander in chief did not say anything about submarines! It means that carts and horse-drawn vehicles will now become the elite of the fleet and a deterrent! laughing

        It is clear that for this it will be necessary to create a new infrastructure and introduce the positions of foragers. Well, of course, on the approach - you won’t accelerate, here’s the restraining factor for you! wassat
      9. Reserve officer
        Reserve officer 29 January 2016 11: 21 New
        +2
        "The Commander-in-Chief of the Ukrainian Navy noted that the submarine forces of the Ukrainian fleet will be based in Odessa."

        In Odessa catacombs?
      10. The black
        The black 30 January 2016 18: 01 New
        +1
        Do not offend the sea power itself (they are the only ones who dug up the sea itself wassat ) They have a pidvodny choven Zhoporozhye have .. laughing
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    3. Fregate
      Fregate 27 January 2016 18: 59 New
      0
      That only SSBN "Zaporozhye" is worth. laughing
      1. Kasym
        Kasym 27 January 2016 19: 01 New
        +8
        While they will "give birth" underwater forces, the Square will go to the bottom! wink
        1. tol100v
          tol100v 27 January 2016 21: 29 New
          +1
          Quote: Kasym
          , the bottom will go away!

          She is already below the waterline!
        2. PKK
          PKK 29 January 2016 18: 10 New
          0
          You are right, or the NachGen of the Staff will die or the Independent ends will give up.
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      2. UNFAMILIAR
        UNFAMILIAR 28 January 2016 21: 28 New
        0
        Quote: Fregate
        That only SSBN "Zaporozhye" is worth. laughing

        But this is our hemorrhoids, because this is already a number submarine in the KChF, what will they do on the KChF? They will turn it into a training or second charge station, clearly the single-combat capabilities of the device are limited.
    4. Phantom Revolution
      Phantom Revolution 27 January 2016 19: 02 New
      +3
      Quote: oleg-gr
      "Ukrainian submarine forces must become the elite of the Navy" - the vice admiral is an excellent humorist. Surely taking lessons from Mikhail Zadornov.

      The place must be justified, in the Ukrainian Navy 13 admirals and generals, on 8 ships or how many are left there.)
      1. Lt. Air Force stock
        Lt. Air Force stock 27 January 2016 19: 06 New
        47
        Barrel submarine, ideal.
        1. dmi.pris
          dmi.pris 27 January 2016 19: 24 New
          +3
          That’s the whole admiral’s composition in this boat ... and he will be happy. As in the tale of Tsar Saltan ..
          Quote: Lt. Air Force stock
          Barrel submarine, ideal.
        2. Thunderbolt
          Thunderbolt 27 January 2016 19: 43 New
          25
          Well, what ....? The balance of power on the Black Sea is inclined in favor of the Ukrainian Navy. In the summer, Vice Admiral Gaiduk promised 30 ships in 5 years, and now the division of midget submarines. Surely "Odessa Nelson" does not tell us everything and he there are also unexpected aces up their sleeves. For example, combat swimmers on bladders made of cowhide. Namely, from cowhide! None of the DShK will break
          1. Lt. Air Force stock
            Lt. Air Force stock 27 January 2016 20: 12 New
            17
            They even had stripes:
            1. shasherin.pavel
              shasherin.pavel 28 January 2016 09: 32 New
              0
              Beer for days ... but without jokes: Pidvodny ... So it will be grammatically correct.
    5. Juborg
      Juborg 27 January 2016 19: 59 New
      0
      Apparently, he meant that they were underwater, they will become underground (grave). The present time is missed.
    6. Voha_krim
      Voha_krim 27 January 2016 20: 01 New
      +3
      Quote: oleg-gr
      "Ukrainian submarine forces must become the elite of the Navy" - the vice admiral is an excellent humorist.

      The submarine "Zaporozhye" was built in 1970It was originally part of the Northern Fleet. In 1990, the submarine was transported to the Black Sea, and in 1997 it became part of the naval forces of Ukraine. According to the noise characteristics and its combat capabilities, the Zaporozhye diesel submarine ceased to meet the requirements of modern naval combat in the early 1980s. Due to obsolescence of life support systems, weapons, means of struggle for survivability the operation of the boat is unsafe for the crew.
      1. UNFAMILIAR
        UNFAMILIAR 28 January 2016 21: 33 New
        0
        Quote: Voha_krim
        The submarine "Zaporozhye"

        Lost, became part of KChF laughing
      2. PKK
        PKK 29 January 2016 18: 07 New
        0
        The submarine is not able to move away from the pier, due to which it is tightly welded to the pier.
    7. GSH-18
      GSH-18 27 January 2016 20: 16 New
      +5
      Commander-in-Chief of the Ukrainian Navy: "Ukrainian submarine forces should become the elite of the Navy"

      What what what ??? Again: "A submarine in the steppes of Ukraine has always won in air battles!" ??? fool laughing
    8. ava09
      ava09 27 January 2016 21: 05 New
      +4
      The semantic reality created by the "Ukrainians" as a nation devalues ​​all further discussions of this. It's like asking “Napoleon” from a psychiatric hospital how he managed to build such a successful career? The "unfinished" Haiduk - what can we talk about next?
    9. tol100v
      tol100v 27 January 2016 21: 16 New
      0
      Quote: oleg-gr
      I’m even afraid to guess what it is about.

      It looks like a contraceptive with a little air!
    10. Wolverine
      Wolverine 27 January 2016 21: 56 New
      0
      So the bike about submarines in the steppes of Ukraine has long been known, and even the dead do not sweat ... laughing
    11. Lukich
      Lukich 27 January 2016 22: 58 New
      +3
      Quote: oleg-gr
      . Ultra-small, small, but also medium-sized submarines. I’m even afraid to guess what it is about.

      most likely about the number of rowers. fewer rowers, less boat
    12. go21zd45few
      go21zd45few 28 January 2016 07: 45 New
      +1
      Why is everything real? Remember the first submarine project under Peter 1 is
      a wooden barrel with a paddle drive is cheap and cheerful. in general, a humorous collection can be compiled from these statements of fucking Ukrainians.
    13. shasherin.pavel
      shasherin.pavel 28 January 2016 09: 14 New
      0
      Quote: oleg-gr
      Surely taking lessons from

      Baron Munchausen, though he wrote with humor, but this one is so serious, oh ... But why not joke, you can wash such grandmothers on this, Yaytsenyukh rests ...
    14. sergo42
      sergo42 28 January 2016 10: 03 New
      0
      Ultra-small if the boat drowns, small - the boat, and the middle ent their flagship
    15. Andrey Petrov47
      Andrey Petrov47 28 January 2016 15: 44 New
      0
      Yes, in the steppes of Ukraine and so already a whole bunch of submarines!
      And ce is already full of peermog !!!
    16. Kunar
      Kunar 29 January 2016 06: 57 New
      +5
      It is all about him ....
    17. Dmitry_24rus
      Dmitry_24rus 29 January 2016 19: 24 New
      0
      Why put this news here? IN. the level of lighting becomes "yellower" than the censor.
  2. Ami du peuple
    Ami du peuple 27 January 2016 18: 55 New
    15
    What is he talking about ?! Not in your mind, or what? Although, if you flood the remnants of the Ukrainian Navy, it’s quite possible to get an underwater fleet.
    1. Aleksandr Tot
      Aleksandr Tot 27 January 2016 19: 08 New
      +5
      Quote Ami du peuple - "If you flood the remnants of the Ukrainian Navy, you will get a submarine fleet."
      Yeah, with many minor amendments - not underwater, but bottom real estate. Not a fleet, but hard-to-recover scrap metal.
    2. avt
      avt 27 January 2016 19: 21 New
      +5
      Quote: Ami du peuple
      What is he talking about ?! Not in your mind, or what?

      You will drink from it, or you will be stoned, only then-a-a will come awareness of what happened ... in the sense of what was uttered. I wrote today on another thread off topic - it’s not possible to laugh anymore ..... there are no forces, well, no, there are only two questions. The first - why only four submarines for 13 admirals
      Ukraine intends to create submarine forces in the Navy, which will include from two to four submarines, said the Commander-in-Chief of the Ukrainian Navy, Vice Admiral Sergey Gaiduk.
      ? The second - where can I get so many psychiatrists for the trash of the psychiatric help? .... While writing came awareness of what happened! They have been talking with the USA for a long time, and there a new viral disease causing idiocy, though they say in children a generation later from infected parents ... But Ykry and here ahead of the rest - they get infected with idiocy immediately from the introduction of rectally us ..
      1. Dembel77
        Dembel77 27 January 2016 20: 01 New
        12
        Well, since Vice Admiral Sergey Gaiduk is very busy at work wink , then I’ll try to answer for him, though ... it’s not possible to understand his logic fool "Respected AVTanswering your question -
        why only four submarines for 13 admirals
        At first I was surprised, but then (when I was told that you were not a local) I was delighted and that's why. The fact is that according to the Ukro-Navy-Charter, there are exactly three admirals for each submarine (! Is not included in it anymore). You ask - but one admiral turns out to be superfluous. I will also answer this question: what is he superfluous, if it is the Commander-in-Chief of the Ukrainian Navy and he, i.e. I sit at the headquarters. With Naval greetings, always yours - Vice-Admiral Sergei Gaiduk. "
        In my opinion, everything is logical. lol
        1. avt
          avt 27 January 2016 20: 20 New
          +3
          Quote: Dembel 77
          I was surprised at first

          Lucky man! I am not surprised at anything from what comes from Ukraine.
          Quote: Corporal Valera
          Here they blow one more, sticks properly, then you can talk about 13 boats

          what It will be an overdose! Then psychiatrists are not needed - immediately resuscitation must be called.
      2. Corporal Valera
        Corporal Valera 27 January 2016 20: 12 New
        +5
        Quote: avt
        The first is why only four submarines

        The article clearly states: UNDERSTANDING! Here they blow one more, sticks properly, then you can talk about 13 boats
  3. pest
    pest 27 January 2016 18: 56 New
    +6
    Well, that’s how he killed me with these words. Lying and laughing.
    1. Beaver
      Beaver 27 January 2016 19: 41 New
      +5
      I'm crying ... crying There is already no strength to laugh. request
  4. RUSS
    RUSS 27 January 2016 18: 56 New
    +9
    I don’t know how to comment on this all .....
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    2. Aleksandr Tot
      Aleksandr Tot 27 January 2016 19: 15 New
      +3
      Do not spread rot for imperfection. Leave comments on psychiatry specialists.
    3. code54
      code54 27 January 2016 19: 36 New
      +2
      Here we laugh at this, but they are poor and may believe in their super-abilities! ))))) rather than generals, but those from whom this money "for development" will shake!
      How can this be pushed into the minds of their citizens?
      1. Diana Ilyina
        Diana Ilyina 28 January 2016 01: 00 New
        +7
        Quote: code54
        How can this be pushed into the minds of their citizens?


        Do you still think that there were MINDS, in the sense of brains ?! Somehow I strongly doubt it! I recall a joke told by Maxim Galkin, about a blonde whose skull was opened, there is a rope, she was cut, her ears and fell off! This is from the same opera!
  5. Dym71
    Dym71 27 January 2016 18: 59 New
    +6
    Submarine forces must become the elite of the fleet


    The arguments of our neighbors that someone owes them something are always encouraging. laughing
    It comes to the absurd, as in this case - there are no submarine forces yet, but they should already! wassat
  6. Kent0001
    Kent0001 27 January 2016 18: 59 New
    +1
    Without words. Like without portos and in a hat. Damaged they are there ... everything.
    1. Aleksandr Tot
      Aleksandr Tot 27 January 2016 19: 41 New
      +4
      Dear Kent0001. I was pitied (zaminusili) for the fact that I am categorically against thunders on a territorial basis. Let me explain - Ukraine living in the territory of the state is not a diagnosis - it is a case, an accident, it happened. Crest is a crooked pattern. Those who managed to live on the territory of present-day Ukraine were recorded in Ukrainians, and Ukrainians were defined as bad.
      The star "KHOHOL" in the sky was found not just like that, but with intent. The star "Ukraine" is virtual, and its vision is a sign of strabismus.
      Do not rush to follow the usual algorithm of responses to my writings.
      The morning is wiser than the evening.
  7. Mavrikiy
    Mavrikiy 27 January 2016 19: 00 New
    +1
    Well, if the Czechs enter the post of Minister of the Navy, then why should he not be in Ukraine?
  8. GRAY
    GRAY 27 January 2016 19: 00 New
    26
    The strongest in the galaxy!
    The button accordion of course, but themed.

    According to eyewitnesses lol
    1. monah10
      monah10 27 January 2016 19: 51 New
      +4
      laughing brain rupture laughing
      Credit
      1. sabakina
        sabakina 27 January 2016 20: 28 New
        16
        Ukrainians in the sixteenth century learned to paddle under water.
        Russians have not learned so far and therefore they use a primitive screw ...
        1. goblin xnumx
          goblin xnumx 28 January 2016 19: 27 New
          +1
          thanks for the "primitive screw" :) - smiled
    2. Ronino
      Ronino 27 January 2016 23: 29 New
      +2
      and what to be surprised?
      they dug up the sea themselves and panuval themselves!
    3. Ronino
      Ronino 27 January 2016 23: 29 New
      0
      and what to be surprised?
      they dug up the sea themselves and panuval themselves!
    4. a housewife
      a housewife 28 January 2016 13: 16 New
      0
      Well, writers stuck in the head. Even if such a thing could be built ... But this is a thought! They should build such a miracle of judo on this model, and prove to the whole world how Thor Heyerdahl proved. Oh, how dashingly they wave oars under water! And what they seated at the top so unmasks everyone, does not wave. And why does he not look where they are floating? He, like, directs them? He sees his back? Yes, well them, pah! Once Gayduka poked, that a lot of wines pidlodki. Immediately there will be 13, since the boss ordered !!! wassat
    5. Militia
      Militia 29 January 2016 19: 24 New
      0
      They forgot to say something about periscope and navigation. The landmark is how they roam?
  9. major071
    major071 27 January 2016 19: 01 New
    14
    Submarines like "Borey" are the last century! - declared in the Ukrainian Navy - and designed a new submarine according to the drawings of the "Seagulls" of the Zaporozhye Cossacks! wink lol
    1. GRAY
      GRAY 27 January 2016 19: 18 New
      +7
      Quote: major071
      according to the drawings of the "Seagulls" of Zaporozhye Cossacks!

      The true truth. And so it was.
      1. shasherin.pavel
        shasherin.pavel 28 January 2016 09: 39 New
        +1
        Quote: GRAY
        according to the drawings of the "Seagulls" of the Zaporozhye Cossacks

        I even recognize the Golden Horn Bay, and Istanbul on the left. This is what he was called before.
    2. Aleksandr Tot
      Aleksandr Tot 27 January 2016 19: 48 New
      +3
      But what, and the seagull dives under the water for the Dnieper fish. I want to eat.
      And the submarine "Seagull" will flutter to and fro for the needs of the multipliers.
      1. tol100v
        tol100v 27 January 2016 21: 46 New
        +1
        Quote: Aleksandr Tot
        And the submarine "Seagull" will flutter

        Not every bird reaches the middle of the Dnieper ... That says it all!
        1. Aleksandr Tot
          Aleksandr Tot 27 January 2016 22: 59 New
          +1
          I'm not talking about a bird, but about the "Seagull" submarine. The Ukrainian submarine will forget the origins of its name, that it is a bird, as Ukraine has forgotten that it is Ukraine.
  10. givigor71
    givigor71 27 January 2016 19: 02 New
    +4
    M. Zadornov, "Ural dumplings" and all the other humorists and fun-lovers just have a rest.
    There are simply no words ... fool
  11. Saburo
    Saburo 27 January 2016 19: 02 New
    +1
    It is difficult to imagine how they hope to get submarines. It seems that the Romanians have Varshavyanka which has been standing at the pier since the 90s due to lack of money. Let them give it to Ukraine. Will stand in Odessa.
    1. tol100v
      tol100v 27 January 2016 21: 48 New
      +1
      Quote: Saburo
      . Will stand in Odessa.

      As a casino or brothel for Ssakakakashvili!
  12. Walking
    Walking 27 January 2016 19: 02 New
    +3
    Ukraine and the submarine fleet are not compatible. If, when Crimea was part of Ukraine and the Soviet backlog remained, they couldn’t, but now even more so.
    In general, it is not clear in what world these ukroadmirali live.
    1. tol100v
      tol100v 27 January 2016 21: 51 New
      +1
      Quote: Hiking
      In general, it is not clear in what world these ukroadmirali live.

      In dreams, inspired by storms of a gorilka, otherwise it is impossible to explain these things!
    2. shasherin.pavel
      shasherin.pavel 28 January 2016 09: 41 New
      +2
      Quote: Hiking
      and remained Soviet groundwork could not now and even more so.

      But sawing money is easier than Soviet ships ...
  13. Nord2015
    Nord2015 27 January 2016 19: 03 New
    +6
    First, the great Ukrainians invented the world's first submarine, then, judging by everything, they dug up the Black Sea for it. Now, drawing on the rich historical experience of building a submarine fleet, they will build many submarines. I wonder what they smoke there.
  14. AlexSam
    AlexSam 27 January 2016 19: 03 New
    +2
    ASSA !!!

    I propose that the national flag of Ukraine make a T-shirt with the image of Comrade Lavrov!
  15. KRIG55
    KRIG55 27 January 2016 19: 03 New
    +3
    Chovny can be purchased or leased from Somali pirates, and then the matter of daily grueling training. And the elite is ready.
    1. GRAY
      GRAY 27 January 2016 19: 21 New
      +8
      Quote: KRIG55
      Chovny can be purchased or leased from Somali pirates,

      Or Colombian drug lords.
  16. Maksus
    Maksus 27 January 2016 19: 05 New
    0
    As the great figure Pedalik Klitschko says: "Shta ???" How can submarine forces be organized in a bankrupt country? Tying a couple of divers with chains to a scow?
  17. Hubun
    Hubun 27 January 2016 19: 07 New
    +3
    in Odessa there will not be enough piers to weld boats. How "Zaporozhye" poor fellow will stand on jokes
  18. ksv1973
    ksv1973 27 January 2016 19: 09 New
    +2
    It seems that Ukrainian "officials" are competing in the stupidity of their statements. Here is another "face" - judging by the photo, burdened by at least 2-week binge - expresses everything that the "squirrel" whispered to him.
    And she wears epaulettes ... Here they are, subhuman, about whom Hitler tried in his time.
  19. nord62
    nord62 27 January 2016 19: 11 New
    13
    From now, agriculture is exactly krants - all DRAINS confiscate to the needs of the fleet! laughing
    1. Andrey NM
      Andrey NM 27 January 2016 19: 35 New
      +6
      Quote: nord62
      From now on to agriculture, there are precisely cranes - all SUMMERS are confiscated for the needs of the fleet!

      Nothing, they will still organize a cosmonaut corps, they will grow cosmos and will travel around the supply lines. Submariners-cosmonauts ... And to be honest, mental disorders have taken irreversible forms.
  20. Vadim Zhivov
    Vadim Zhivov 27 January 2016 19: 11 New
    +1
    There are no words !!! Tomorrow at work laughing laughing laughing
  21. Dimontius
    Dimontius 27 January 2016 19: 16 New
    +2
    What do you mean "while in Sevastopol" ???? Yes, her Ukrainians, even with the entire NATO retinue, will not budge, because they will get them on the cabbage soup.
    1. aba
      aba 27 January 2016 19: 20 New
      +1
      So Crimea will soon return to Nenka. wink
  22. Back in USSR
    Back in USSR 27 January 2016 19: 17 New
    +1
    what do they all have there with their heads? ...
    1. VP
      VP 27 January 2016 19: 32 New
      +8
      Jump with theirs ...
    2. tol100v
      tol100v 27 January 2016 21: 55 New
      +1
      Quote: Back in USSR
      what do they all have there with their heads? ...

      Do they have it? Or just for eating?
      1. a housewife
        a housewife 28 January 2016 13: 20 New
        0
        Well, still wear a hat. Sometimes admiral.
  23. Siberian
    Siberian 27 January 2016 19: 17 New
    +3
    Well, they already have the most powerful and elite army in ЭEurope. Now there remains an underground rather a submarine fleet to bring to the elite. The last ships will sink and there will be an elite submarine fleet.
  24. MATROSKIN-53
    MATROSKIN-53 27 January 2016 19: 18 New
    +4
    That made me laugh !!! I didn't laugh like that when I watched the "Ivan Vasilievich Changes Profession" film, although there was a lot to laugh about ...
  25. Vladislav 73
    Vladislav 73 27 January 2016 19: 20 New
    +1
    No, well, definitely-UNDERSTANDING (a very accurate caption under the photo) ... which in translation into normal human language means-smoked, inserted, but somehow it will not be enough belay But when this admiral specifically pushes, we will hear 100 pounds about the creation of an aircraft carrier fleet and strong-powerful AUGs that will reach the walls of the Kremlin! belay That's for sure, satirists nervously smoking on the sidelines! belay
  26. ded100
    ded100 27 January 2016 19: 21 New
    +1
    The young man had a good fun! laughing
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  28. Stanislav
    Stanislav 27 January 2016 19: 23 New
    0
    Quote: Lt. Air Force stock
    Barrel submarine, ideal.

    Only they have enough money for this lol
  29. Koshak
    Koshak 27 January 2016 19: 24 New
    +3
    Maybe, as Captain Vrungel turned his "Trouble" with the keel up, picked up the phone - like a periscope? Reminded ... A submarine in the steppes of Ukraine ... skis do not ride on asphalt ...
  30. awg75
    awg75 27 January 2016 19: 25 New
    +2
    the index of dementia for Dill simply rolls over !!!
    1. Siberian
      Siberian 27 January 2016 19: 31 New
      +2
      The work of overseas teachers was not in vain. A whole generation of such demented people (like themselves) have grown up.
  31. RUSIVAN
    RUSIVAN 27 January 2016 19: 28 New
    15
    Commander-in-Chief of the Ukrainian Navy: "Ukrainian submarine forces should become the elite of the Navy"
    Launching of the most modern submarine, which became part of the elite of the Ukrainian Navy ...
    PS: Do not look that back to front, in Ukraine now everything is through F ...
  32. Horst78
    Horst78 27 January 2016 19: 31 New
    +4
    Submarine forces should become the elite of the fleet and an important combat, moral, psychological and deterrent in the region. A new infrastructure will be created for submarine forces
    Between the words "We will have such a terrible submarine fleet that no one will even see, but it will pass according to the budget" bully Something like this in the modern everyday life of the country 404.
  33. VP
    VP 27 January 2016 19: 31 New
    +2
    Now we are finished. Now they will also have underwater shushpanzery. Crimea will have to return.
  34. Stinger
    Stinger 27 January 2016 19: 32 New
    +4
    Underwater elite, you say? Unfinished? Closer to the shores of Belarus. According to Psaki, it is there that Putin plans to strike with all available naval forces.
  35. gamer
    gamer 27 January 2016 19: 35 New
    +3
    And they will plow their steppes and terrify the local population! laughing
    1. tol100v
      tol100v 27 January 2016 22: 02 New
      +2
      Quote: igorek
      And they will plow their steppes and terrify the local population!

      Teams - gangs of surface attacks (fuel-water) have long torpedoed the civilian population of the waters of Ukraine!
  36. VeteranVS
    VeteranVS 27 January 2016 19: 36 New
    +1
    in the current state of the Navy ukrov, their underwater power is almost the elite. (tied to a wall, it shouldn’t seem to drown)
  37. Al shahini
    Al shahini 27 January 2016 19: 36 New
    +6
    Well, you can say, duren Dumka bagathey. You can’t say better than the Ukrainian people)))
  38. greshnik80
    greshnik80 27 January 2016 19: 38 New
    +1
    I just can’t understand why the Americans still haven’t come up with the following thought.
    "Give" Ukraine a couple of submarine cruisers with tomahokes. And to declare that while the ukrovoyaks will master this "chavn", amerskiye sailors will serve on it. And this can continue for a very long time. But the Montreux convention is observed.
    1. demandy1
      demandy1 27 January 2016 19: 43 New
      +3
      and heard a joke about a monkey with a grenade? ... That's why they didn’t give it, the Americans are not quite
    2. VP
      VP 27 January 2016 19: 43 New
      +3
      Because they know that these pidvodnye chavny will be immediately "lost in the ATO" and will be found somewhere in the secondary market in Guatemala.
  39. ODERVIT
    ODERVIT 27 January 2016 19: 41 New
    0
    Science fiction writers, this is not the plot.
  40. gavrosh
    gavrosh 27 January 2016 19: 42 New
    +1
    What does Gaiduk need money?
  41. Kibl
    Kibl 27 January 2016 19: 43 New
    +3
    Vernyak, all as one will be strictly strategic appointments!
  42. demandy1
    demandy1 27 January 2016 19: 44 New
    +2
    Looks like with Poroshenko on the same plane
  43. olegkrava
    olegkrava 27 January 2016 19: 51 New
    +3
    Quote: Vladislav 73
    No, well, definitely-UNDERSTANDING (a very accurate caption under the photo) ... which in translation into normal human language means-smoked, inserted, but somehow it will not be enough belay But when this admiral specifically pushes, we will hear 100 pounds about the creation of an aircraft carrier fleet and strong-powerful AUGs that will reach the walls of the Kremlin! belay That's for sure, satirists nervously smoking on the sidelines! belay

    I can’t do it anymore, how can I fight them? They will defeat everyone as soon as we see a snorkel protruding from the dupes of a powerful elite underwater swimmer of this unfinished. The reason for our defeat, colic and hiccups from laughter and bulging eyes from surprise.
  44. Great-grandfather of Zeus
    Great-grandfather of Zeus 27 January 2016 19: 52 New
    +2
    It’s good, that is, it’s good that the Ukrainians are having fun at the official level. Did the Haiduk forget to say the main thing — will his great-grandchildren survive until the launch of these submarines?
  45. pva1964
    pva1964 27 January 2016 19: 52 New
    +3
    2 hours ago I read this news at a glance, the people laughed to tears
    1. Orionvit
      Orionvit 27 January 2016 22: 45 New
      +3
      Another joke from Ukraine. They want to kill the Russian army with a laugh. Secret weapon ukrov. Truth. who knows Ukraine, in the circus no longer laughs.
      1. Mih
        Mih 29 January 2016 22: 28 New
        0
        This is amazing! Sumptuously! Delight!!!!!!
  46. Primus pilus
    Primus pilus 27 January 2016 19: 53 New
    +1
    The Commander-in-Chief of the Ukrainian Navy, Haiduk, is Captain Nemo. laughing
  47. narval20
    narval20 27 January 2016 19: 54 New
    24
    Need to help ... :)
    1. Mikhail Krapivin
      Mikhail Krapivin 27 January 2016 20: 57 New
      +4
      Moreover, to see the underwater fleet of Ukraine, the moment glue must be sniffed, pouring it into a bag from Auchan.
  48. Sergey Vladimirovich
    Sergey Vladimirovich 27 January 2016 19: 55 New
    +6
    the famous expression about “a submarine in the steppes of Ukraine” acquires a new (relevant) semantic connotation ...


    Live and learn ... And forty years have not passed since this phrase finally "reached" me, stupid! laughing very clairvoyant was its author! wink
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