Commander-in-Chief of the Ukrainian Navy: "Ukrainian submarine forces should become the elite of the Navy"

One hundred pounds of patriotism was presented to Ukraine by the commander in chief of its naval fleet (as if there is one ...) Vice Admiral Sergey Gaiduk. According to the vice admiral, who publishes the portal defence-ua.com, Ukraine intends to create its own submarine forces. From the statement of the Ukrainian Vice-Admiral:

Submarine forces should become the elite of the fleet and an important combat, moral, psychological and deterrent factor in the region. A new infrastructure will be created for the underwater forces.

For information about the text in the photo: Non-faint (in Ukrainian) - inviolability

According to Haiduk, now the department is in the process of considering options for equipping future Ukrainian submarine forces, taking into account the hydrological features of the marine area of ​​application. The vice admiral said that it was not only ultra-small and small, but also medium-sized submarines.

At the same time, Mr. Haiduk did not clarify when exactly Ukraine will have its own submarine fleet, how much manpower and resources it will need, and whether there is a place in it for the “flagship” - “pidvodny chovna“ Zaporizhzhya ”, which is still on the Russian base in the Sevastopol?

Instead, the Commander-in-Chief of the Ukrainian Navy noted that the submarine forces of the Ukrainian fleet would be based in Odessa.

In connection with the statement of Haiduk, the well-known expression about the “submarine in the steppes of Ukraine” acquires a new (relevant) semantic connotation ...

Comments

[oleg-gr]

"Ukrainian submarine forces must become the elite of the Navy" - the vice admiral is an excellent humorist. Surely taking lessons from Mikhail Zadornov. Ultra-small, small, but also medium-sized submarines. I'm afraid to even guess what he is talking about.

[cniza]

Walking along the bottom with cane in the mouth.

[Fregate]

Quote: cniza

Walking along the bottom with a reed in your mouth. laughing

Fortunately, the bottom is known; they themselves were digging after all.

[bort4145]

The Russian Ministry of Defense and the United Shipbuilding Corporation have managed to agree on the cost of three submarines for the Navy, which will go to the military at actual cost. According to the Kommersant newspaper, citing a source familiar with the negotiations, within the framework of the agreement, the Severodvinsk nuclear submarine of the 885 Yasen project will cost the Ministry of Defense 47 billions of rubles, and the submarines Yuri Dolgoruky and Alexander Nevsky of the project 955 "Northwind" - in 23,2 billion rubles each.

The contract for three nuclear submarines, the signing of which should take place over the next week, until recently, was the only agreement that was not settled in the framework of the state defense order for 2011. According to a source from the Vedomosti newspaper (No. 207 from 02.11.11) in the Russian Ministry of Defense, the total value of the contract for three submarines amounted to more than one hundred billion rubles, which is still several billion rubles less than what the shipbuilding corporation originally requested. This amount also includes the completion of completion of the Ash project, estimated at 13 billion rubles.

Did Mr. Haiduk find the treasure? Or does someone else want to sponsor VelikoUkrov?

[Fregate]

Quote: bort4145

Ukrainian Navy found a treasure?

No, the stash (vodka) of PanRoshenko.

[bort4145]

No, the stash (vodka) of PanRoshenko.

This one just won’t give up - I know him

[Tatyana]

Ha! With his dreamily childish expression on his face, I would not be surprised if Vice Admiral Serhiy Gaiduk launches his "Ukrainian" "submarines" in his bathtub in his apartment, screaming "Hurray!" And "Glory to Ukraine!"

[abrakadabre]

But money for their acquisition will be spent as for real.

[sabakina]

Quote: Fregate

Quote: bort4145

Ukrainian Navy found a treasure?

No, the stash (vodka) of PanRoshenko.

No, not a nest egg. He just decided to marry this ... with a tail which. Well, I imagined how it would be ...

[Evgeny RS]

Germany can sell them boats, but its value is 500 million euros.

For example, such

http://bmpd.livejournal.com/1678160.html

But then the EU should give dill a loan so that they buy submarines))

[PKK]

Not dill, not fools, they won’t buy submersibles. They want to rent boats for rent. Well, they’ll like to command and others will dive for them

[dmi.pris1]

In general, trash is at the fenders, and there’s not enough of them. They can convey it .. But here the Great Fleet-navigator himself mentioned the area of ​​swimming and basing-depth in the Odessa region is not much more than in the Sea of ​​Azov .. It just needs a tank with snorkel.

Quote: bort4145

The Russian Ministry of Defense and the United Shipbuilding Corporation have managed to agree on the cost of three submarines for the Navy, which will go to the military at actual cost. According to the Kommersant newspaper, citing a source familiar with the negotiations, within the framework of the agreement, the Severodvinsk nuclear submarine of the 885 Yasen project will cost the Ministry of Defense 47 billions of rubles, and the submarines Yuri Dolgoruky and Alexander Nevsky of the project 955 "Northwind" - in 23,2 billion rubles each.

The contract for three nuclear submarines, the signing of which should take place over the next week, until recently, was the only agreement that was not settled in the framework of the state defense order for 2011. According to a source from the Vedomosti newspaper (No. 207 from 02.11.11) in the Russian Ministry of Defense, the total value of the contract for three submarines amounted to more than one hundred billion rubles, which is still several billion rubles less than what the shipbuilding corporation originally requested. This amount also includes the completion of completion of the Ash project, estimated at 13 billion rubles.

Did Mr. Haiduk find the treasure? Or does someone else want to sponsor VelikoUkrov?

[bort4145]

Eh, when they dug the Black Sea, they didn’t foresee it, they probably decided to "go deep"

[monk10]

Provided. They have a secret ford map for crossing from one coast to another. Previously, they ran one at a time, but now they will go in teams.

[Altona]

Quote: monah10

Previously, they ran one at a time, but now they will go in teams.

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They will walk holding an inverted boat in their hands, covering it ..))

[Inok10]

Quote: Altona

They will walk holding an inverted boat in their hands, covering it ..))

.. just a submarine of unknown design ..

[GRAY]

Quote: dmi.pris

.There is just a tank with a snorkel.

It is impossible in any case with the snorkel - through it you can hear the crew singing the anthem of Ukraine.
It unmasks. Better a tank without a snorkel.

[Altona]

Quote: dmi.pris

.There is just a tank with a snorkel.

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Tank expeditionary equipped jeep with snorkel enough for the eyes ...

[zennon]

Quote: Altona

Tank expeditionary equipped jeep with snorkel enough for the eyes ...

Don’t tell. They have a cool snorkel (clickable):

[field engineer]

Or armored KRAZ concrete.

[Baikonur]

"Ukrainian submarine forces must become the elite of the Navy"

Navy Urkaina (There is an inflatable boat on which Poroshenko took a picture with the Minister of the Navy ) will soon drown and become submarine forces! (Drowned)

[Stas157]

. and the submarines “Yuri Dolgoruky” and “Alexander Nevsky” of project 955 “Borey” - at 23,2 billion rubles each

Kopeks compared to the Mistrals! We can return money, as many as 4 submarines immediately build instead of 2 French barges!

[Evgeniy667b]

Yes, these grandmothers sawed already, and you remember her about them. Russia, sir!

[Farast]

ROMANIAN AGENT 667? WITH SIXTERS YOU THINKING THIS CLASSICLY. IMPORTANT.

[seti]

Strategic rubber boats are what the Ukrainian Navy can claim in current realities. Does such a one still exist? Just have doubts

[Egoza]

Quote: seti

Strategic rubber boats are what the Ukrainian Navy can claim in current realities. Does such a one still exist? Just have doubts

There is no fleet! but the admirals in bulk.

[shasherin.pavel]

The easiest way for every admiral is to have a strategic rubber submarine in the pool.

[shasherin.pavel]

Apparently they recalled a Soviet-era bike, how the Cossacks connected two seagulls to each other, and thereby received a submarine, emerged from the water in front of the walls of Constantinople and ... poor Byzantines did not even have time to close the gates. If you glue two strategic gum with each other, you get a strategic submarine ... there is only a question? how to get inside?

[abrakadabre]

No. This is not a problem. The crew can be loaded before gluing them. But here's how to submerge inflatable boats ... that's where the problem is!

[Tersky]

Quote: cniza

Walking along the bottom with cane in the mouth.

The fact that with a reed on the bottom is unambiguous, but is it in the mouth ... Judging by this statement and the actual state of the Urkain Navy, he clearly has **** instead of his head. it’s more logical to assume that the reed will be there

[Lissyara]

The project is ready. You can put into service.

[Tersky]

Quote: LiSSyara

Project is ready

Absolutely a bullseye! !

[shasherin.pavel]

And in my opinion the "periscope" is not in the bull's-eye ...

[marlin1203]

With reeds, this is at best ...

[vlad66]

Quote: cniza

Walking along the bottom with cane in the mouth.

The country of dill and small tomatoes, as always, anneals, the flagship of the submarine fleet or the raft "Zaporozhye" is capable of diving, but there is no float, all brothers, excuse me, I crawl under the table from the wild laugh ..

[GSH-18]

Commander-in-Chief of the Ukrainian Navy: "Ukrainian submarine forces should become the elite of the Navy"

Again some kind of garbage will get stuck in fishing nets

[Bochik]

Quote: GSH-18

Commander-in-Chief of the Ukrainian Navy: "Ukrainian submarine forces should become the elite of the Navy"

Again some kind of garbage will get stuck in fishing nets

Yes, he blurted out a pure neighing. Or did they decide to revive sea power? https://youtu.be/Y3yqPtztY94

[Maxom75]

in a barrel with a stone tied, the main thing is to row quickly until the air runs out.

[delvin-fil]

Something like this...

[Sasha_Sar]

They are going to undermine the power cable from Taman to the Crimean Peninsula

[BMP-2]

Submarine forces should become the elite of the fleet and an important combat, moral, psychological and deterrent factor in the region. A new infrastructure will be created for the underwater forces.

Well, the commander in chief did not say anything about submarines! It means that carts and horse-drawn vehicles will now become the elite of the fleet and a deterrent!

It is clear that for this it will be necessary to create a new infrastructure and introduce the positions of foragers. Well, of course, on the approach - you won’t accelerate, here’s the restraining factor for you!

[Reserve officer]

"The Commander-in-Chief of the Ukrainian Navy noted that the submarine forces of the Ukrainian fleet will be based in Odessa."

In Odessa catacombs?

[The black]

Do not offend the sea power itself (they are the only ones who dug up the sea itself ) They have a pidvodny choven Zhoporozhye have ..

[Fregate]

That only SSBN "Zaporozhye" is worth.

[Kasym]

While they will "give birth" underwater forces, the Square will go to the bottom!

[tol100v]

Quote: Kasym

, the bottom will go away!

She is already below the waterline!

[PKK]

You are right, or the NachGen of the Staff will die or the Independent ends will give up.

[UNFAMILIAR]

Quote: Fregate

That only SSBN "Zaporozhye" is worth.

But this is our hemorrhoids, because this is already a number submarine in the KChF, what will they do on the KChF? They will turn it into a training or second charge station, clearly the single-combat capabilities of the device are limited.

[Phantom Revolution]

Quote: oleg-gr

"Ukrainian submarine forces must become the elite of the Navy" - the vice admiral is an excellent humorist. Surely taking lessons from Mikhail Zadornov.

The place must be justified, in the Ukrainian Navy 13 admirals and generals, on 8 ships or how many are left there.)

[Lt. Air Force stock]

Barrel submarine, ideal.

[dmi.pris1]

That’s the whole admiral’s composition in this boat ... and he will be happy. As in the tale of Tsar Saltan ..

Quote: Lt. Air Force stock

Barrel submarine, ideal.

[Thunderbolt]

Well, what ....? The balance of power on the Black Sea is inclined in favor of the Ukrainian Navy. In the summer, Vice Admiral Gaiduk promised 30 ships in 5 years, and now the division of midget submarines. Surely "Odessa Nelson" does not tell us everything and he there are also unexpected aces up their sleeves. For example, combat swimmers on bladders made of cowhide. Namely, from cowhide! None of the DShK will break

[Lt. Air Force stock]

They even had stripes:

[shasherin.pavel]

Beer for days ... but without jokes: Pidvodny ... So it will be grammatically correct.

[Juborg]

Apparently, he meant that they were underwater, they will become underground (grave). The present time is missed.

[Voha_krim]

Quote: oleg-gr

"Ukrainian submarine forces must become the elite of the Navy" - the vice admiral is an excellent humorist.

The submarine "Zaporozhye" was built in 1970It was originally part of the Northern Fleet. In 1990, the submarine was transported to the Black Sea, and in 1997 it became part of the naval forces of Ukraine. According to the noise characteristics and its combat capabilities, the Zaporozhye diesel submarine ceased to meet the requirements of modern naval combat in the early 1980s. Due to obsolescence of life support systems, weapons, means of struggle for survivability the operation of the boat is unsafe for the crew.

[UNFAMILIAR]

Quote: Voha_krim

The submarine "Zaporozhye"

Lost, became part of KChF

[PKK]

The submarine is not able to move away from the pier, due to which it is tightly welded to the pier.

[GSH-18]

Commander-in-Chief of the Ukrainian Navy: "Ukrainian submarine forces should become the elite of the Navy"

What what what ??? Again: "A submarine in the steppes of Ukraine has always won in air battles!" ???

[ava09]

The semantic reality created by the "Ukrainians" as a nation devalues ​​all further discussions of this. It's like asking “Napoleon” from a psychiatric hospital how he managed to build such a successful career? The "unfinished" Haiduk - what can we talk about next?

[tol100v]

Quote: oleg-gr

I’m even afraid to guess what it is about.

It looks like a contraceptive with a little air!

[Wolverine]

So the bike about submarines in the steppes of Ukraine has long been known, and even the dead do not sweat ...

[Lukich]

Quote: oleg-gr

. Ultra-small, small, but also medium-sized submarines. I’m even afraid to guess what it is about.

most likely about the number of rowers. fewer rowers, less boat

[go21zd45few]

Why is everything real? Remember the first submarine project under Peter 1 is
a wooden barrel with a paddle drive is cheap and cheerful. in general, a humorous collection can be compiled from these statements of fucking Ukrainians.

[shasherin.pavel]

Quote: oleg-gr

Surely taking lessons from

Baron Munchausen, though he wrote with humor, but this one is so serious, oh ... But why not joke, you can wash such grandmothers on this, Yaytsenyukh rests ...

[sergo42]

Ultra-small if the boat drowns, small - the boat, and the middle ent their flagship

[Andrey Petrov47]

Yes, in the steppes of Ukraine and so already a whole bunch of submarines!
And ce is already full of peermog !!!

[Kunar]

It is all about him ....

[Dmitry_24rus]

Why put this news here? IN. the level of lighting becomes "yellower" than the censor.

[Ami du peuple]

What is he talking about ?! Not in your mind, or what? Although, if you flood the remnants of the Ukrainian Navy, it’s quite possible to get an underwater fleet.

[Aleksandr Tot]

Quote Ami du peuple - "If you flood the remnants of the Ukrainian Navy, you will get a submarine fleet."
Yeah, with many minor amendments - not underwater, but bottom real estate. Not a fleet, but hard-to-recover scrap metal.

[avt]

Quote: Ami du peuple

What is he talking about ?! Not in your mind, or what?

You will drink from it, or you will be stoned, only then-a-a will come awareness of what happened ... in the sense of what was uttered. I wrote today on another thread off topic - it’s not possible to laugh anymore ..... there are no forces, well, no, there are only two questions. The first - why only four submarines for 13 admirals

Ukraine intends to create submarine forces in the Navy, which will include from two to four submarines, said the Commander-in-Chief of the Ukrainian Navy, Vice Admiral Sergey Gaiduk.

? The second - where can I get so many psychiatrists for the trash of the psychiatric help? .... While writing came awareness of what happened! They have been talking with the USA for a long time, and there a new viral disease causing idiocy, though they say in children a generation later from infected parents ... But Ykry and here ahead of the rest - they get infected with idiocy immediately from the introduction of rectally us ..

[Dembel77]

Well, since Vice Admiral Sergey Gaiduk is very busy at work , then I’ll try to answer for him, though ... it’s not possible to understand his logic "Respected AVTanswering your question -

why only four submarines for 13 admirals

At first I was surprised, but then (when I was told that you were not a local) I was delighted and that's why. The fact is that according to the Ukro-Navy-Charter, there are exactly three admirals for each submarine (! Is not included in it anymore). You ask - but one admiral turns out to be superfluous. I will also answer this question: what is he superfluous, if it is the Commander-in-Chief of the Ukrainian Navy and he, i.e. I sit at the headquarters. With Naval greetings, always yours - Vice-Admiral Sergei Gaiduk. "

In my opinion, everything is logical.

[avt]

Quote: Dembel 77

I was surprised at first

Lucky man! I am not surprised at anything from what comes from Ukraine.

Quote: Corporal Valera

Here they blow one more, sticks properly, then you can talk about 13 boats

It will be an overdose! Then psychiatrists are not needed - immediately resuscitation must be called.

[Corporal Valera]

Quote: avt

The first is why only four submarines

The article clearly states: UNDERSTANDING! Here they blow one more, sticks properly, then you can talk about 13 boats

[pest]

Well, that’s how he killed me with these words. Lying and laughing.

[Castor]

I'm crying ... There is already no strength to laugh.

[RUSS]

I don’t know how to comment on this all .....

[Aleksandr Tot]

Do not spread rot for imperfection. Leave comments on psychiatry specialists.

[code54]

Here we laugh at this, but they are poor and may believe in their super-abilities! ))))) rather than generals, but those from whom this money "for development" will shake!
How can this be pushed into the minds of their citizens?

[Diana Ilyina]

Quote: code54

How can this be pushed into the minds of their citizens?

Do you still think that there were MINDS, in the sense of brains ?! Somehow I strongly doubt it! I recall a joke told by Maxim Galkin, about a blonde whose skull was opened, there is a rope, she was cut, her ears and fell off! This is from the same opera!

[Dym71]

Submarine forces must become the elite of the fleet

The arguments of our neighbors that someone owes them something are always encouraging.
It comes to the absurd, as in this case - there are no submarine forces yet, but they should already!

[Kent0001]

Without words. Like without portos and in a hat. Damaged they are there ... everything.

[Aleksandr Tot]

Dear Kent0001. I was pitied (zaminusili) for the fact that I am categorically against thunders on a territorial basis. Let me explain - Ukraine living in the territory of the state is not a diagnosis - it is a case, an accident, it happened. Crest is a crooked pattern. Those who managed to live on the territory of present-day Ukraine were recorded in Ukrainians, and Ukrainians were defined as bad.
The star "KHOHOL" in the sky was found not just like that, but with intent. The star "Ukraine" is virtual, and its vision is a sign of strabismus.
Do not rush to follow the usual algorithm of responses to my writings.
The morning is wiser than the evening.

[Mavrikiy]

Well, if the Czechs enter the post of Minister of the Navy, then why should he not be in Ukraine?

[GRAY]

The strongest in the galaxy!
The button accordion of course, but themed.

According to eyewitnesses

[monk10]

brain rupture
Credit

[sabakina]

Ukrainians in the sixteenth century learned to paddle under water.
Russians have not learned so far and therefore they use a primitive screw ...

[goblin xnumx]

thanks for the "primitive screw" :) - smiled

[Ronino]

and what to be surprised?
they dug up the sea themselves and panuval themselves!

[Ronino]

and what to be surprised?
they dug up the sea themselves and panuval themselves!

[a housewife]

Well, writers stuck in the head. Even if such a thing could be built ... But this is a thought! They should build such a miracle of judo on this model, and prove to the whole world how Thor Heyerdahl proved. Oh, how dashingly they wave oars under water! And what they seated at the top so unmasks everyone, does not wave. And why does he not look where they are floating? He, like, directs them? He sees his back? Yes, well them, pah! Once Gayduka poked, that a lot of wines pidlodki. Immediately there will be 13, since the boss ordered !!!

[Militia]

They forgot to say something about periscope and navigation. The landmark is how they roam?

[major071]

Submarines like "Borey" are the last century! - declared in the Ukrainian Navy - and designed a new submarine according to the drawings of the "Seagulls" of the Zaporozhye Cossacks!

[GRAY]

Quote: major071

according to the drawings of the "Seagulls" of Zaporozhye Cossacks!

The true truth. And so it was.

[shasherin.pavel]

Quote: GRAY

according to the drawings of the "Seagulls" of the Zaporozhye Cossacks

I even recognize the Golden Horn Bay, and Istanbul on the left. This is what he was called before.

[Aleksandr Tot]

But what, and the seagull dives under the water for the Dnieper fish. I want to eat.
And the submarine "Seagull" will flutter to and fro for the needs of the multipliers.

[tol100v]

Quote: Aleksandr Tot

And the submarine "Seagull" will flutter

Not every bird reaches the middle of the Dnieper ... That says it all!

[Aleksandr Tot]

I'm not talking about a bird, but about the "Seagull" submarine. The Ukrainian submarine will forget the origins of its name, that it is a bird, as Ukraine has forgotten that it is Ukraine.

[givigor71]

M. Zadornov, "Ural dumplings" and all the other humorists and fun-lovers just have a rest.
There are simply no words ...

[Saburo]

It is difficult to imagine how they hope to get submarines. It seems that the Romanians have Varshavyanka which has been standing at the pier since the 90s due to lack of money. Let them give it to Ukraine. Will stand in Odessa.

[tol100v]

Quote: Saburo

. Will stand in Odessa.

As a casino or brothel for Ssakakakashvili!

[Walking]

Ukraine and the submarine fleet are not compatible. If, when Crimea was part of Ukraine and the Soviet backlog remained, they couldn’t, but now even more so.
In general, it is not clear in what world these ukroadmirali live.

[tol100v]

Quote: Hiking

In general, it is not clear in what world these ukroadmirali live.

In dreams, inspired by storms of a gorilka, otherwise it is impossible to explain these things!

[shasherin.pavel]

Quote: Hiking

and remained Soviet groundwork could not now and even more so.

But sawing money is easier than Soviet ships ...

[Nord2015]

First, the great Ukrainians invented the world's first submarine, then, judging by everything, they dug up the Black Sea for it. Now, drawing on the rich historical experience of building a submarine fleet, they will build many submarines. I wonder what they smoke there.

[AlexSam]

ASSA !!!

I propose that the national flag of Ukraine make a T-shirt with the image of Comrade Lavrov!

[KRIG55]

Chovny can be purchased or leased from Somali pirates, and then the matter of daily grueling training. And the elite is ready.

[GRAY]

Quote: KRIG55

Chovny can be purchased or leased from Somali pirates,

Or Colombian drug lords.

[Maksus]

As the great figure Pedalik Klitschko says: "Shta ???" How can submarine forces be organized in a bankrupt country? Tying a couple of divers with chains to a scow?

[Hubun]

in Odessa there will not be enough piers to weld boats. How "Zaporozhye" poor fellow will stand on jokes

[ksv1973]

It seems that Ukrainian "officials" are competing in the stupidity of their statements. Here is another "face" - judging by the photo, burdened by at least 2-week binge - expresses everything that the "squirrel" whispered to him.
And she wears epaulettes ... Here they are, subhuman, about whom Hitler tried in his time.

[nord62]

From now, agriculture is exactly krants - all DRAINS confiscate to the needs of the fleet!

[Andrey NM]

Quote: nord62

From now on to agriculture, there are precisely cranes - all SUMMERS are confiscated for the needs of the fleet!

Nothing, they will still organize a cosmonaut corps, they will grow cosmos and will travel around the supply lines. Submariners-cosmonauts ... And to be honest, mental disorders have taken irreversible forms.

[Vadim Zhivov]

There are no words !!! Tomorrow at work

[Dimontius]

What do you mean "while in Sevastopol" ???? Yes, her Ukrainians, even with the entire NATO retinue, will not budge, because they will get them on the cabbage soup.

[aba]

So Crimea will soon return to Nenka.

[Back in USSR]

what do they all have there with their heads? ...

[VP]

Jump with theirs ...

[tol100v]

Quote: Back in USSR

what do they all have there with their heads? ...

Do they have it? Or just for eating?

[a housewife]

Well, still wear a hat. Sometimes admiral.

[Siberian]

Well, they already have the most powerful and elite army in ЭEurope. Now there remains an underground rather a submarine fleet to bring to the elite. The last ships will sink and there will be an elite submarine fleet.

[MATROSKIN-53]

That made me laugh !!! I didn't laugh like that when I watched the "Ivan Vasilievich Changes Profession" film, although there was a lot to laugh about ...

[Vladislav 73]

No, well, definitely-UNDERSTANDING (a very accurate caption under the photo) ... which in translation into normal human language means-smoked, inserted, but somehow it will not be enough But when this admiral specifically pushes, we will hear 100 pounds about the creation of an aircraft carrier fleet and strong-powerful AUGs that will reach the walls of the Kremlin! That's for sure, satirists nervously smoking on the sidelines!

[ded100]

The young man had a good fun!

[Stanislav]

Quote: Lt. Air Force stock

Barrel submarine, ideal.

Only they have enough money for this

[Koshak]

Maybe, as Captain Vrungel turned his "Trouble" with the keel up, picked up the phone - like a periscope? Reminded ... A submarine in the steppes of Ukraine ... skis do not ride on asphalt ...

[awg75]

the index of dementia for Dill simply rolls over !!!

[Siberian]

The work of overseas teachers was not in vain. A whole generation of such demented people (like themselves) have grown up.

[RUSIVAN]

Commander-in-Chief of the Ukrainian Navy: "Ukrainian submarine forces should become the elite of the Navy"
Launching of the most modern submarine, which became part of the elite of the Ukrainian Navy ...
PS: Do not look that back to front, in Ukraine now everything is through F ...

[Horst78]

Submarine forces should become the elite of the fleet and an important combat, moral, psychological and deterrent in the region. A new infrastructure will be created for submarine forces

Between the words "We will have such a terrible submarine fleet that no one will even see, but it will pass according to the budget" Something like this in the modern everyday life of the country 404.

[VP]

Now we are finished. Now they will also have underwater shushpanzery. Crimea will have to return.

[Stinger]

Underwater elite, you say? Unfinished? Closer to the shores of Belarus. According to Psaki, it is there that Putin plans to strike with all available naval forces.

[gamer]

And they will plow their steppes and terrify the local population!

[tol100v]

Quote: igorek

And they will plow their steppes and terrify the local population!

Teams - gangs of surface attacks (fuel-water) have long torpedoed the civilian population of the waters of Ukraine!

[VeteranVS]

in the current state of the Navy ukrov, their underwater power is almost the elite. (tied to a wall, it shouldn’t seem to drown)

[Al shahini]

Well, you can say, duren Dumka bagathey. You can’t say better than the Ukrainian people)))

[sinnik80]

I just can’t understand why the Americans still haven’t come up with the following thought.
"Give" Ukraine a couple of submarine cruisers with tomahokes. And to declare that while the ukrovoyaks will master this "chavn", amerskiye sailors will serve on it. And this can continue for a very long time. But the Montreux convention is observed.

[demand1]

and heard a joke about a monkey with a grenade? ... That's why they didn’t give it, the Americans are not quite

[VP]

Because they know that these pidvodnye chavny will be immediately "lost in the ATO" and will be found somewhere in the secondary market in Guatemala.

[ODERVIT]

Science fiction writers, this is not the plot.

[gavrosh]

What does Gaiduk need money?

[Kibl]

Vernyak, all as one will be strictly strategic appointments!

[demand1]

Looks like with Poroshenko on the same plane

[olegkrava]

Quote: Vladislav 73

No, well, definitely-UNDERSTANDING (a very accurate caption under the photo) ... which in translation into normal human language means-smoked, inserted, but somehow it will not be enough But when this admiral specifically pushes, we will hear 100 pounds about the creation of an aircraft carrier fleet and strong-powerful AUGs that will reach the walls of the Kremlin! That's for sure, satirists nervously smoking on the sidelines!

I can’t do it anymore, how can I fight them? They will defeat everyone as soon as we see a snorkel protruding from the dupes of a powerful elite underwater swimmer of this unfinished. The reason for our defeat, colic and hiccups from laughter and bulging eyes from surprise.

[Great-grandfather of Zeus]

It’s good, that is, it’s good that the Ukrainians are having fun at the official level. Did the Haiduk forget to say the main thing — will his great-grandchildren survive until the launch of these submarines?

[pva1964]

2 hours ago I read this news at a glance, the people laughed to tears

[Orionvit]

Another joke from Ukraine. They want to kill the Russian army with a laugh. Secret weapon ukrov. Truth. who knows Ukraine, in the circus no longer laughs.

[Mih]

This is amazing! Sumptuously! Delight!!!!!!

[Primus pilus]

The Commander-in-Chief of the Ukrainian Navy, Haiduk, is Captain Nemo.

[narval20]

Need to help ... :)

[Mikhail Krapivin]

Moreover, to see the underwater fleet of Ukraine, the moment glue must be sniffed, pouring it into a bag from Auchan.

[Sergey Vladimirovich]

the famous expression about “a submarine in the steppes of Ukraine” acquires a new (relevant) semantic connotation ...

Live and learn ... And forty years have not passed since this phrase finally "reached" me, stupid! very clairvoyant was its author!

[narval20]

Do they even need this “submarine” fleet?

[4ekist]

Quote: cniza

Walking along the bottom with cane in the mouth.

Whoa, the Zaporozhye Cossacks were the first to invent and use submarines with reeds on the Dnieper, and then it became a bit crowded there and they had to dig a pit for the Black Sea. We've already been through this.

[d.gksueyjd]

Well, people, they don’t let the admiral fantasize, and he’s the admiral of the Ukrainian Navy - what do you really want to command, at least in your dreams.

[VP]

But seriously...
Is there anyone on VNA who would take this statement seriously?
Or can you wet any crusts there, the main thing is that they are removable?

[Koshak]

“Varshavyanka” and “Lada” throw out the white flag and go to surrender in independent Odessa. crests, dry your oars at Sagaidachny

[vfqjh]

I wonder, where will they get supplies for all the submariners?

[Fonmeg]

Ukrovskaya vodka is strong, so strong that after another glass a riot of fantasies appears!

[jovanni]

Something reminded me of the song: “...if only we could, we should, we should all go to the bottom...” In short, the simplest solution is to sink everything that is still floating, and thus transfer the Ukrainian fleet to the submarine category. Here, I remember, there was a video of a boat going through a rehearsal at some dill parade. Almost a flood...

[ALEA IACTA EST]

Soon the entire Ukrainian fleet will become submarine...

[gendir.grifon]

Well, what can I say, people just live in their virtual world and don’t want to leave it. Otherwise, you will have to face the harsh reality. In Russia, it is customary to feel sorry for the poor and, if possible, treat them. But in this case, modern psychiatry is powerless.

[Ros 56]

Don’t be afraid, Admiral, we’ll finish it so much that the devils in the next world will be sick of it, and of course you, too, will be independent. "Antonov" has already become the elite, now all that remains is to destroy the Nikolaev shipyards, and it will be overturned. Don’t worry, they will bring you oaks, beeches, and ash trees from Bukovina, you can hollow out such ships, you are woodpeckers, whatever you like, it will be expensive to see.

[Gormenghast]

The flagship of the submarine fleet.

[Mikhail Krapivin]

And all my life I thought that the expression “a submarine in the steppes of Ukraine” was a simple and harmless joke.

[Polite Moose]

Submarine forces should become the elite of the fleet and an important combat, moral, psychological and deterrent factor in the region. A new infrastructure will be created for the underwater forces.

1 underwater force (of those harnessed to the cart) = 75 kgf m/s,
To develop these very forces, a powerful infrastructure will be required. Namely: pastures, stables and, most importantly, janitors with shovels.

At the same time, Mr. Gaiduk did not explain exactly when Ukraine will have its own submarine fleet, how much effort and resources it will require, and whether there will be a place for a “flagship” in it.

The flagship will be harnessed in a train.

The commander-in-chief of the Ukrainian Navy noted that the submarine forces of the Ukrainian fleet will be based in Odessa.

Where else? Only in Odessa will this joke be appreciated.

And as for the “pid water chovna” of “Zaporizhzhia”, they got excited. If my memory serves me correctly, it is welded to the pier. Although... why not a flagship?

[Ros 56]

Quote: Polite Elk

most importantly, wipers with shovels.

It doesn’t dawn on me, why “windshield wipers with shovels”? As a child, I went to the village a lot to visit my relatives, and when I got married, I also went, but to my wife’s relatives, but I didn’t see the above-mentioned character anywhere.
But there are specialists, these are cattlemen, there is such a profession, they take care of the cattle, that’s why the name.
And the rest I agree.

[AdekvatNICK]

how can ultra-small submarines be elite?

[liza1999]

Horses simply evoke my sincere respect. For your unwavering attitude towards your Great History, your Role in World History, your Role in the Origin of the World and the further education and development of World Civilization. Are you laughing about the submarine? And this is them! They invented submarines even before the Middle Ages, when they, and therefore no one, even had written language. Read the history of the only historical historians - Ukrainian historians. I don’t give links so you don’t worry, you’ll find it yourself. But the film, supposedly a documentary, about how horses built and invented the Egyptian pyramids, I saw myself on the Inter TV channel, Khokhlyatsky, who doesn’t know. Film produced in 2012! Still in shock... School, college, whatever - life is down the drain... But before they were silent, you bastards... Maybe I was different now...

[AID.S]

Commander-in-Chief of the Ukrainian Navy: “Ukrainian submarine forces should become the elite of the Navy,” and the memory of them should forever remain in our jokes.

[Mikhalych 70]

My five kopecks.

[ivanych]

...see how he's being poked and poked and poked. got some good hemp.

[mr.grin19z]

they know how to make you laugh

[Leprekon]

You shouldn't be laughing! Working drawings have already been issued to the Nikolaev plant.

[Orionvit]

Quote: Phantom Revolution

Quote: oleg-gr

"Ukrainian submarine forces must become the elite of the Navy" - the vice admiral is an excellent humorist. Surely taking lessons from Mikhail Zadornov.

The place must be justified, in the Ukrainian Navy 13 admirals and generals, on 8 ships or how many are left there.)

The flagship "Dachnaya Saiga" was sent to Nikolaev for repairs. They probably want to weld the same thing to the pier so that it doesn’t sink like the Zaporozhye submarine.

[Orionvit]

Quote: MATROSKIN-53

That made me laugh !!! I didn't laugh like that when I watched the "Ivan Vasilievich Changes Profession" film, although there was a lot to laugh about ...

This is how they decided to fight with Russia, to kill the entire Russian army with laughter. And what? Secret weapon of ukrov. I understood where they stole the idea. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8vfOphLUJA

[red_october]

Quote: oleg-gr

"Ukrainian submarine forces must become the elite of the Navy" - the vice admiral is an excellent humorist. Surely taking lessons from Mikhail Zadornov. Ultra-small, small, but also medium-sized submarines. I'm afraid to even guess what he is talking about.

Mikhail Nikolaevich is no longer a competitor to the Ukrainian elite... If they really learned from his concerts, I won’t be mistaken if I say that the students surpassed their teacher...

[Papapg]

Vice Admiral Sergei Gaiduk forgot that the Haiduks rode horses, Walk the horse, ride the horse! Under you Gaiduch, submarines will only be in the steppes of Ukraine. Apparently stupidity multiplied by a position in Ukraine is a constant value.

[drags33]

This “admiral” has in his head an explosive mixture of unscientific fiction, moronic humor and natural sawdust... It seems that with dill everything is like that - at the level of fairy tales and dreams...

[AdekvatNICK]

The International Court has launched an investigation into Saakashvili's war crimes
The prosecutor's office believes that more than 6,3 thousand Georgians suffered in the armed conflict. Today, representatives of the International Criminal Court announced the start of an investigation into war crimes in South Ossetia, which were committed under the regime of Mikheil Saakashvili in 2008, the press service of the department reported.

[EVIL KOLORAD]

Whatever the Minister of Defense Urkaina is, he’s a fool... whatever the Commander-in-Chief of the Navy is Munchausen...))

[UNFAMILIAR]

Quote: EVIL COLORAD

On your demativator there is a charging station of the Black Sea Fleet.

[black]

Underwater rowing boats. They work on lard and vodka. They operate on the principle: dive, don’t surface.

[Ronino]

do you see the Ukrainian submarine forces?
- No !
Ah, they exist!

[Aandrewsir]

You need to give “this guy” a good treat with some “free” vodka, give him the opportunity to relax a little, and then ask: “Do you, you sick guy, believe in this?” And here he will probably either burst into tears if he really wants to command the non-existent “submarine forces”, or he will laugh for a long time and hysterically, because the capabilities of the ho...chlorine regime in the field of creating “powerful submarine forces” are “no brainer”. Eh, poor fellow...

[Belgorod]

SEPTEMBER 21, 2013
Underwater chaven "Zaporizhzhya"

The Ukrainian fleet has the only submarine - Zaporozhye, as ancient as Brezhnev’s eyebrows.

For more than 20 years, it has been under repair and serves three purposes: to justify the existence of twenty admirals at the headquarters of the Ukrainian Navy, regularly to cut budget funds allocated for repairs and to maintain healthy naval humor.

The first look at the submarine confirms that it was she who inspired Hollywood directors to shoot the comedy “Raise the Periscope”, in which Jung asks: “Sir, how does our vessel keep afloat?”, And the captain replies: “This is thanks to a huge pile tightly stuck g ... for gulls, son. "

When the boat was lifted for the next endless repair to the dock of the 13th (good figure) shipyard in Sevastopol, its buoyancy was regulated by a thick layer of cormorant manure above the waterline, and a no less thick layer of mussels, shells and algae below the waterline.

To the mother’s alarming letter, crying sleepless nights about the fate of the submariner’s son, the sailor called up to serve in the Navy wrote: “Mommy, don’t worry about me. The boat is firmly welded with rails to the pier. Rails are reliable, Soviet. And the pier was still being built by Admiral Nakhimov. There are no batteries on the boat, so the power line is connected to it. Until the end of my service, she will definitely not budge. ”

In 2005, the bosses came to the 35th anniversary of the submarine - a delegation from the Zaporozhye Regional Council. The chefs brought with them Khortitsa vodka in souvenir three-liter bottles, the officers displayed three-liter jars of pickles and other unpretentious snacks. The toasts in honor of the valiant submarine officers and their bosses continued to grow. When there was already less than half left in the last bottle, the red-faced deputy chairman of the Zaporozhye regional council stood up and began to proclaim a toast-apotheosis: “The name alone!” - the submarine “Zaporozhye!” - terrorize your enemies! But when will they buy more batteries..."

Homeric laughter did not allow him to finish his speech.
http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1309/o130921.html#6

[Belgorod]

I searched for a long time, but I found it
http://www.yaplakal.com/forum23/topic747618.html
Read it, you won't regret it!!!

[DPG]

I think they started talking like that to justify the sinking of the entire surface fleet they have. Including non-seaworthy vessels, plus aceh wooden boats in 404.

[red_october]

Are there funds allocated for fins and snorkel masks in the budget of the Ukrainian Ministry of Defense?

[tehnokrat]

I read it in one breath!
No, brothers, nothing relieves stress like that, by God, to the point of tears!

And yet it’s hard to come up with a more ingenious way to cut the defense budget:
you don’t have to do anything! everything will work out on its own, it will go into the “underground”
right on time!
And, do you feel how subtle about “taking into account the hydrological features of the marine area of ​​application”?
And they won’t spend money on snorkels!

[tolmachiev51]

The wall was built, the ditch was dug - it's time to think about sea boundaries!!! A mini submarine and on wheels, crap in the Crimea and to get to Donetsk, crap like crap!!! At times the “adequacy” of such “rear admirals” surprises you, where and what were you taught???

[Tungus]

Ukrainian submarine forces - abbreviation UPS. Next come the divisions: small UPS, ultra-small UPS and semi-UPS. The most sophisticated cans, the elite, so to speak - super-ups. Gaydamak - oops-admiral or admiralup. In general, Ukro Upsoflot received a second wind. You have to jump on the spot so as not to jinx it.

[Wolka]

Indeed, soon the entire ukroflot will be underwater, everything will be at the bottom, otherwise it will be scrapped...

[sgr291158]

It didn't matter to him. Now we will wait for dill to become a world space power.

[Mixweb]

This, if I may say so, submarine “Zaporozhye” is not capable of anything. Even if we hand over the boat to the theft, it will not reach its shores))))

As soon as I saw it, I thought it should be cut into pieces, sir. It doesn't fall apart just because its birds shit.

"Remove periscope"

[NewDoctor]

Thank you neighing... Extra small? Did they take the example of Japanese kamikazes?

[mpzss]

Laugh and laugh, but this is Germany’s strategy before the Second World War, back then they practiced swarms of submarines (wolf packs)!
Of course, I am very far from economics, but creating a small class of submarines is not as expensive as it seems to me.

[NACC]

And laughter and sin. Poor.

[colonel manuch]

Sometimes I get drunk too, but not to the same extent. Admiral, go get drunk!

[patriot-rf]

AT FIRST I WANTED A DETAILED COMMENT, BUT I LOOK THAT MANY HAVE SPEAKED HERE, SO I WILL NOT REPEAT, BUT IT’S FUNNY, RIGHT TO THE WORD, GENTLEMEN

[demo]

According to Haiduk, now the department is in the process of considering options for equipping future Ukrainian submarine forces, taking into account the hydrological features of the marine area of ​​application. The vice admiral said that it was not only ultra-small and small, but also medium-sized submarines.

What is there!
Give me super-large nuclear-powered ships!

[demo]

Submarine forces should become the elite of the fleet and an important combat, moral, psychological and deterrent factor in the region. A new infrastructure will be created for the underwater forces.

The first thing the Ukrainians did was to dig up the Black Sea.
So they will quickly master and create such little things!
Salo to the heroes!

[Old Siberian]

Quote: cniza

Walking along the bottom with cane in the mouth.

And with a trident in his right hand.

[xomaNN]

Ukraine would like more such would-be admirals I smoked hashish and started fantasizing! Shine