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How Vladimir Putin congratulated foreign leaders on New Year

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On the eve Press Service of the President of Russia spread the message that Vladimir Putin congratulated the leaders of various countries of the world on the coming new year. Congratulatory messages were sent to President of Abkhazia Raul Khadzhimba, President of Armenia Serj Sargsyan, President of Azerbaijan Ilham Aliyev, Federal Chancellor of Austria Werner Fayman (this is to “A”) and leaders of other countries.


The President of Russia congratulated Pope Francis, President of the People's Republic of China Xi Jinping, Prince of Monaco Albert II on the occasion of the upcoming New Year.

The presidents of Turkey and Ukraine were not on the list of congratulations by Vladimir Putin.

However, it was not without congratulations from such “sworn friends” as Barack Obama, Angela Merkel, David Cameron. The ex-leaders of foreign countries, including Silvio Berlusconi, the two presidents Bush, Helmut Kohl, Gerhard Schroeder, Cristina Kirchner and Fidel Castro were also on the list of congratulations.

From the official document:
The President of the Russian Federation congratulated the United States of America President Barack Obama on Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. “The past year has confirmed that relations between Russia and the United States are one of the key factors in ensuring international security,” the message says. The head of the Russian state also expressed his conviction that by building a constructive dialogue and cooperation taking into account each other’s interests, Russia and the United States could effectively counter new challenges and threats and help resolve crises in various regions.


The President of Russia congratulated the Federal Chancellor of the Federal Republic of Germany on Christmas and New Year's Eve to Angela Merkel. The message notes that the 2015 year reaffirmed the great importance of close cooperation between Russia and Germany to ensure European security, to effectively address pressing international problems and to confront the challenges and threats that modern humanity faces. V.Putin also expressed hope for the continuation of joint work to strengthen Russian-German partnerships in the interests of the peoples of the two countries and the entire continent.


But it is official ... But it would be much more curious to think about what the Russian president could send “in an envelope” to the foreign leaders, as they say, without officialdom. Considering that today the eve of the new year is almost magical time, you can afford to “look into the unofficial correspondence” of the President of the Russian Federation.

How Vladimir Putin congratulated foreign leaders on New Year


So, from Putin's letter Obama.

Barack, with the upcoming 2016 you! This is how time flies, Barak ... I remember how you still went to budding presidents with the most tolerant complexion, as you noted with a white-toothed smile the receipt of the Nobel Peace Prize and the approved plan for the withdrawal of American troops from Iraq and Afghanistan. I remember how you podkachivalsya 750-gram dumbbells in the gym and saluted the marines with a cup of cappuccino. And now 2016, Barak! And you leave ... It is a pity (and, perhaps, fortunately) that you do not have your American Dmitry Anatolyevich ... And therefore you, Barak, leave forever. Do you understand the whole point of the moment? You came - I was, you leave - I will ...

In general, you were a good guy, Barak, but the oil issue and attraction to unipolarity spoiled you, like all your predecessor presidents. They say you tore us to shreds and isolated us three to four times a day. You know, Barak, this must be an interesting and colorful dream, but I would be in your place (although God forbid ...) I would not abuse sleeping pills and antidepressants. Thank you for everything! Especially in those moments of laughter when you said that you are starting to fight ISIS, cure the world of Ebola and reduce American debt ... If you drink it, don’t call me, otherwise I’ll give you a Victory Day blast for you and I won’t take the call for a long time.


From Putin's Letters Poroshenko:

Happy New Year, Peter! They say you want a new year as a gift to the Motorola? Then new footholds for you, old man!

From Putin's letter Merkel:

Angela, with the coming! I write in small handwriting in a mirror image in Old German, so that they broke their heads in the NSA before transferring to you - Edik prompted Snowden. They say you have five Arabs living in your hallway, and a neat Somali family of 48 people set up camp in the garden. They constantly leave a bunch of sanctions at your door. But you are so kind, Angela - you will receive more ...

From Putin's Letters Saakashvili:

Misha, happy monkey year you! While acting on the plan. Operations “Implementation of the radio operator Mani” and “Be-be-be-be” ​​were successful. In order not to suspect anything, start building something glass - you can hardly miss it with the police stations, then grab the glass ... uh, no - they will break it or they will cut your hands. Then it is better while for the glass public baths and toilets. Hold on, Mishiko! Although the blood from the nose, and Odessa - on you! We send ties.

From Putin's Letters Grybauskaite:

Salute, Dahl! Happy you! Yesterday I drove past the Metropolis, and, you know, what I thought ... I think this: and after all, Dahl could work here on a frosty street ... Although you didn’t change your profession now. Again, customers, customers ... Dal, well, fear God. Well you, tea, not Shashir, or skills and practices of the past do not give rest? And why did you remove the sculptures from the Green Bridge? - Clients asked? .. How ugly you are! I read a book here about you - you know, I liked it! Let, I think, and deputies of the European Parliament esteemed ... And they esteemed.

From Putin's Letters Kim Jong Ynu:
Hello my friend! Holiday greetings! I reply briefly to your letter in my address: I will definitely bahn! And more than once! .. But then.

The rest of the "letters" are waiting in the wings ...
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  1. ovod84
    ovod84 31 December 2015 06: 40 New
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    It’s funny. korosho written with humor. Ah well done.
    1. Andrey Yuryevich
      Andrey Yuryevich 1 January 2016 19: 25 New
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      From Putin’s letter to Kim Jong-un:
      Hello my friend! Holiday greetings! I reply briefly to your letter in my address: I will definitely bahn! And more than once! .. But then.

      The rest of the letters are waiting in the wings ...
      put in ... laughing
      1. Sergey-8848
        Sergey-8848 1 January 2016 23: 00 New
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        The whole world is in dust! - simply did not specify (or was too lazy to add).
    2. valokordin
      valokordin 1 January 2016 23: 40 New
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      Quote: ovod84
      It’s funny. korosho written with humor. Ah well done.

      You could also write congratulations to Medvedev, Chubais and Serdyukov in the same spirit.
  2. kebeskin
    kebeskin 31 December 2015 06: 56 New
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    Well done, our president. Indeed, one of the best world leaders in the past decades. Health and long life to Vladimir Vladimirovich.
    And I also want to congratulate all military personnel and military reviewers on the New Year 2016 !!!
    I wish you military and political success, as well as overcoming economic difficulties.
    1. ejov1976
      ejov1976 1 January 2016 01: 04 New
      +5
      Well done, our president.
  3. press officer
    press officer 31 December 2015 07: 07 New
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    Happy new year!
    So that they (the foreheads described above) become "very very good" in the afterlife ..! drinks
    1. KVS
      KVS 31 December 2015 20: 57 New
      +7
      with the Mistrals got excited! Why are these tin cans?
      and from 1812 it is obligatory to congratulate!
      1. a certain capa
        a certain capa 1 January 2016 03: 11 New
        +4
        I would say: "those who with the Mistrals have so successfully gone wrong - with the new 1812!
    2. Andrey Yuryevich
      Andrey Yuryevich 1 January 2016 19: 27 New
      -4
      who is in the course, we are not 37 years old ...
  4. aszzz888
    aszzz888 31 December 2015 07: 18 New
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    The presidents of Turkey and Ukraine were not on the list of congratulations by Vladimir Putin.


    Not worthy of these subhuman congratulations. His, "deserved" by them, will come very soon.
    1. Pancho
      Pancho 31 December 2015 16: 00 New
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      Quote: aszzz888
      Not worthy of these subhuman congratulations

      Is Obama worthy?
  5. rotmistr60
    rotmistr60 31 December 2015 07: 25 New
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    Alex, thank you for "as if from a letter from Putin." Well written, from the heart.
    All colleagues on the site a Happy New Year!
  6. parusnik
    parusnik 31 December 2015 07: 31 New
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    Laughed smile Happy New Year!
  7. Great-grandfather of Zeus
    Great-grandfather of Zeus 31 December 2015 07: 42 New
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    Giganskoe Thanks for the talented humor !!!!!
  8. Nymp
    Nymp 31 December 2015 08: 19 New
    +3
    Happy New Year! Friends of Russia good luck and prosperity, enemies - shame and oblivion! I heartily congratulate all visitors to VO! drinks
  9. Cap.Morgan
    Cap.Morgan 31 December 2015 08: 25 New
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    Well written.
    But ... let's not forget about our difficulties. The year was still not easy. From a material point of view.
    Well, Merkel ... of course in her yard there lives a clean family from Somalia.
    Let me remind you that Germany has so far received about a million immigrants. And there were 2-3 million, mostly Turks. The Germans are already ringing the bells.
    Humor in this case is not entirely appropriate.
    For some Chinese in the vast clothing markets of Russia, five million have disappeared.
    The diaspora of Azerbaijanis in Moscow only, those who are for Erdogad-more than two million ....
    Well, then you can independently write in the column a dozen of the most backward territories of the CIS and the world and put down the numbers - where is a million, where are two ...
    Okay.
    HOLIDAY GREETINGS!
    1. orphan 63
      orphan 63 31 December 2015 09: 17 New
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      Holiday greetings! All health and well-being!

      laughing Congratulations from Our President of Russia, and from all other presences



      fellow Congratulations from Brezhnev

      1. Love
        Love 31 December 2015 20: 41 New
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        And here is another congratulation on NG laughing laughing laughing
        1. the villain
          the villain 1 January 2016 03: 34 New
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          Why alcoholic, not by the night if he remembered belay
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      3. avva2012
        avva2012 31 December 2015 21: 27 New
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        Happy New Year!
      4. Zefr
        Zefr 1 January 2016 19: 17 New
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        About Brezhnev. This is Angiojkin made it. (ENJOYKIN)
    2. TVM - 75
      TVM - 75 31 December 2015 13: 37 New
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      An unpleasant thing - the Chinese-Tajik-Azerbaijani diasporas scattered throughout our country, but we hope that they will restore order and clean up the whole crime. This is my wish to the “friends” of Russia and the “fraternal peoples” for the new 2016 year!
    3. Andrey Yuryevich
      Andrey Yuryevich 1 January 2016 19: 31 New
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      Quote: Cap.Morgan
      some Chinese in the vast clothing markets of Russia disappeared five million.

      and not small ones ... if they start to fight, then I’ll have to take five pieces on myself.
  10. Zeppelin ml.
    Zeppelin ml. 31 December 2015 08: 31 New
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    Cool, I imagined the New Year’s closed presidential corporate event ... Announcement: "Dear Presidents, the administration is not responsible for the nuclear suitcases left in the wardrobe! Each came with something of their own: Xi Jinpin dragged firecrackers with multiple warheads, GDP brought a bear, Oland brought a transvestite snow maiden, the Baltic states fought as usual - who washed the obamine limousine, Obama thoughtfully thought about Putin’s strange phrase “Assad must come!” "... Well, etc.
  11. noWAR
    noWAR 31 December 2015 08: 42 New
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    ALL with coming and everything has its place hi
  12. vladimirvn
    vladimirvn 31 December 2015 09: 14 New
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    The New Year’s sponsor is Russian cosmetics: men drink, women get prettier!
  13. zekaze1980
    zekaze1980 31 December 2015 09: 19 New
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    I’m sorry that is off topic, but today at 12 o’clock Fedor Emelianenko will congratulate smile
    1. Tatar 174
      Tatar 174 31 December 2015 09: 37 New
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      Quote: zekaze1980
      I’m sorry that is off topic, but today at 12 o’clock Fedor Emelianenko will congratulate smile

      Whom is he going to "congratulate"? wink
    2. iliitchitch
      iliitchitch 1 January 2016 01: 11 New
      +4
      Colleague, there was no doubt initially. Fedor is a thorough man, if he returned, then there are reasons.
      1. Armax
        Armax 1 January 2016 11: 01 New
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        Quote: iliitch
        Colleague, there was no doubt initially. Fedor is a thorough man, if he returned, then there are reasons.

        The grounds were that Fedor showed:
        So congratulated us on the New Year 2016, thanks Fedor!
        1. iliitchitch
          iliitchitch 1 January 2016 19: 11 New
          +4
          They, unfortunate, think that their nightmare is Putin. No, their men’s nightmare is yet to be learned. How is it in Latin? Came-saw-won? It's time to learn Russian, as on the ISS.
    3. 31R-US
      31R-US 2 January 2016 15: 47 New
      +1
      Fedor Emelianenko, always in the subject.
  14. The
    The point 31 December 2015 09: 40 New
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    How could you not congratulate Obama on the year of the monkey! Everything is correct.
    1. PValery53
      PValery53 1 January 2016 10: 01 New
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      Congratulating Obama on the Year of the Monkey is "politically incorrect." lol
      1. Aandrewsir
        Aandrewsir 1 January 2016 13: 41 New
        +1
        But offended if you do not congratulate ...
        1. iliitchitch
          iliitchitch 1 January 2016 17: 03 New
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          And let’s congratulate the baboonina intolerantly with the coming Year of the Red Monkey! Something some associations arise about macaque with red stern. Here we are sitting, you know, torn to shreds, and we do not ask for mercy. SHCHSCHCHSCH ... strange, right? And water does not flow into the mouth. You are our exceptional:
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  16. afrikanez
    afrikanez 31 December 2015 12: 13 New
    +4
    Very positive article, made laugh before the holiday laughing
  17. pts-m
    pts-m 31 December 2015 13: 22 New
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    Humor increases the years of a person’s life if he understands it! and those who don’t understand. Such as the mess of Obamych and his pack of mongrels, it’s their life moving to the hat for alms on the roadway of life.
  18. Friends
    Friends 31 December 2015 15: 19 New
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    Amused.

    HAPPY TO ALL! drinks
  19. Alexy
    Alexy 31 December 2015 16: 20 New
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    I had fun before the feast, thanks!
    Happy New Year, everyone!
    Nothing, break through.
  20. datur
    datur 31 December 2015 19: 50 New
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    WELL FUNNY !!! wink
  21. Sea Wolf
    Sea Wolf 31 December 2015 20: 58 New
    +5
    Happy New Year everyone! Russia was not so worried. We will survive, stand and live.
  22. PValery53
    PValery53 31 December 2015 21: 47 New
    +3
    Mother Rasea will forever survive. With our and God's help. Happy New Year, Russians!
  23. Kibl
    Kibl 31 December 2015 22: 25 New
    +2
    But besides congratulations, envelopes should not be covered with detergent, let the special services have fun on New Year's Eve, otherwise they’ll be bored, everyone walks and you sit in front of the monitor dry!
  24. Santjaga_Garka
    Santjaga_Garka 31 December 2015 22: 45 New
    +1
    Ah ha, the author is well done, he made laugh in the new year specifically, thanks!
  25. Sower
    Sower 1 January 2016 06: 58 New
    +1
    Happy New Year everyone!
    The author is beautiful!
  26. Roust
    Roust 1 January 2016 07: 47 New
    +2
    Ay, yes Volodin Alexey, oh yes Author !!! I read it on the morning of the first of January, laughed from the Soul: the mood is SUPER !!! Class! ! !
    1. MIKHALYCH1
      MIKHALYCH1 1 January 2016 09: 34 New
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      Quote: Roust
      Ay, yes Volodin Alexey, oh yes Author !!! I read it on the morning of the first of January, laughed from the Soul: the mood is SUPER !!! Class! ! !

      He is such a! Yes, in general, it’s a pleasure to read the site .. There’s always something to think about with humor! Men work great good Results will be?
  27. Reptiloid
    Reptiloid 1 January 2016 08: 47 New
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    Happy New Year to all!
    Volodin Alexei --- continuation of this article!
    Creative success! The article delighted! The year began on a good!
  28. Combitor
    Combitor 1 January 2016 08: 48 New
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  29. Combitor
    Combitor 1 January 2016 08: 49 New
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    Combitor 1 January 2016 08: 49 New
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  31. Combitor
    Combitor 1 January 2016 08: 50 New
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  32. polkovnik manuch
    polkovnik manuch 1 January 2016 09: 38 New
    +4
    Goals and objectives for 2016 are defined, comrades for work! Happy New Year to all!
  33. vladimirvn
    vladimirvn 1 January 2016 10: 12 New
    +4
    Main news for foreign leaders. Putin is not tired yet.
  34. mivail
    mivail 1 January 2016 13: 12 New
    +1
    Thanks to the author for the positive. Happy New Year everyone! And may peace be upon all.
    1. mervino2007
      mervino2007 1 January 2016 15: 32 New
      +2
      The world will be. But not on its own.
      For him, Russia will shed sweat and blood. It will not work otherwise.
      Unfortunately....
  35. konvalval
    konvalval 1 January 2016 15: 21 New
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    Quote: aszzz888
    The presidents of Turkey and Ukraine were not on the list of congratulations by Vladimir Putin.


    Not worthy of these subhuman congratulations. His, "deserved" by them, will come very soon.

    And I would congratulate them on the last New Year in their life !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  36. Cfif2303
    Cfif2303 1 January 2016 15: 28 New
    +1
    Vladimir Vladimirovich and you Happy New Year !!! Russia walks and she put on the sanctions S-300 S-400 S-500 and Caliber ... And let the whole world wait ... (maybe wiser)
    1. Andrey Yuryevich
      Andrey Yuryevich 1 January 2016 20: 38 New
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      Quote: Cfif2303
      Vladimir Vladimirovich and you Happy New Year !!! Russia walks and she put on the sanctions S-300 S-400 S-500 and Caliber ... And let the whole world wait ... (maybe wiser)

      yeah ... and GDP, wait ... wait ... Hitler understood (late), most importantly, people are waiting for Putin to understand. (It’s not too late)
  37. Robert Nevsky
    Robert Nevsky 1 January 2016 18: 46 New
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    GREAT STATE !!!
  38. Andrey Yuryevich
    Andrey Yuryevich 1 January 2016 19: 46 New
    +1
    Quote: Andrew Y.
    who is in the course, we are not 37 years old ...

    Quote: Andrew Y.
    who is in the course, we are not 37 years old ...

    here I’m ZhGU damn ... wassat it's nice ... can I see a plus? laughing
    1. EvgNik
      EvgNik 2 January 2016 08: 48 New
      +2
      Quote: Andrew Y.
      it's nice ... can I see a plus?

      Not funny, Andrei Yurievich, not funny. Did you take a lot on your chest? And it’s a pity that it’s not the 37th year.
    2. evil partisan
      evil partisan 2 January 2016 09: 06 New
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      Quote: Andrew Y.
      .Can sibe plus?

      Sibe - niliza, unfortunately request . But I pulled yes.
      You know my dachshund: one + = 0,5 horsemeat yes. You owe me yesterday and today already 10 liters. I wait until 10.01. Then - collectors angry . Do not blamerequest
  39. vetrov
    vetrov 1 January 2016 20: 18 New
    +1
    Great article! Thank! He laughed heartily!)))
  40. Siberia M 54
    Siberia M 54 2 January 2016 12: 34 New
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    Squealed like a horse! Everyone with NG !!!
  41. bratchanin
    bratchanin 2 January 2016 12: 59 New
    +1
    Bravo to the author! I really liked the humor. Bravo!!
  42. rus-5819
    rus-5819 2 January 2016 15: 37 New
    +2
    not without congratulations from such "sworn friends" as Barack Obama, Angela Merkel, David Cameron.

    And he presented a box of bananas, a hijab and a steelyard.
  43. vladimirvn
    vladimirvn 2 January 2016 16: 36 New
    +5
    At a lecture on political science:
    - Go to the pigsty. Those pigs that are at the trough are quietly slurping, and those that have been wiped off and trying to break through are screaming frantically.
    That, in fact, is all you need to know about the opposition in Russia.
  44. midivan
    midivan 3 January 2016 02: 19 New
    +3
    Quote: ArMax
    So congratulated us on the New Year 2016, thanks Fedor!

    good Feda has to wipe behind Johnson and Monson yes
  45. midivan
    midivan 3 January 2016 02: 37 New
    +3
    Abkhaz last names are not inclined to the author of the article wink
    sent to the President of Abkhazia Raul Khadzhimba
    in any case, in any - Hajimb (a), smile
  46. Jan Ivanov
    Jan Ivanov 4 January 2016 19: 52 New
    0
    There is a walk about the way Chichvarkin congratulated his competitors on the New Year.
    He sent them dildos with the signature "But * fuck you."
  47. sergei44442222
    sergei44442222 7 January 2016 15: 15 New
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    Putin is a polite man