Vice President Biden inspects madhouse
"Here comes the master - the master will judge us,
Barin himself will see that the hut is bad
And orders to give the forest ... "
Barin himself will see that the hut is bad
And orders to give the forest ... "
Necessary foreword
It is hard for people in other countries to imagine that this is possible. Unfortunately, this is exactly how more than 30 of millions of our compatriots live, due to a misunderstanding, they turned out to be citizens of “independent Ukraine”.
Ukraine is moving by leaps and bounds towards genuine independence. A little more, and the territory left without Crimea and Donbass will cease to depend not only on its citizens, but even on officials with oligarchs. It will be, as in the exemplary madhouse - eight Napoleons, three Hitlers and five huts, the Negroes managed by the appointed “top” director, whose salaries are not paid by the patients either. No less than all expenses on their maintenance arrive from the outside. And guests at will are attracted to work on the vegetable garden at a mental hospital and for the most part are entertained by spitting through the fence, to the great pleasure of the director - “See how unhappy they are. And their neighbors are also teased in different ways, being bullied. They cannot survive without us - so the budget for the maintenance of a madhouse should be increased next year. ”
Madhouse "Ukraine"
Laugh laugh, but the madhouse "Ukraine" is exactly that. The factories are closing, residents have been fooled so that they sincerely believe in their collective sanity and the “light European” future, and the external players are no longer hiding the rest of Ukraine.
Less than a month has passed since Prime Minister Yatsenyuk asked the European Union for money to raise the salaries of civil servants. That is, not only are foreign ministers, but officials of lower rank must feed directly from the hands of foreign bosses. So far, the EU shook his finger and promised to return to the question if Yatsenyuk and Co. behave themselves and show “positive dynamics”.
In the meantime, the United States also joined in the process of managing the lunatics. It turns out that overseas curators have complaints about the composition of “representatives of the workforce” in the management system of the establishment.
That is why US Vice President Joe Biden, during his visit to Kiev on December 7, will bring a list of those who need to be removed from local politicians. What is funny, even the Ukrainian media write about it. So accustomed to external management, it is not even a shame.
US decides who to stay and who to leave
“The United States has a list of people both in the entourage of President of Ukraine Petro Poroshenko, and in the environment of Kolomoisky, and in the entourage of Yatsenyuk, who, according to official Washington, should be outside of Ukrainian politics. Martynenko among them. He is almost a downed pilot. The list will be brought to Kiev by US Vice President Joe Biden during the visit, ”- referring to sources in the Verkhovna Rada, reports the channel 112.Ukraina.
On November 30, MP Nikolai Martynenko, who was accused of corruption, stated that he is submitting an application for the resignation of the mandate of a people's deputy. In Kiev, no doubt that such a decision was in the US embassy, which approved the resignation. The American ambassador noted with satisfaction that in Ukraine “there is no place for corruption and nepotism”.
Important guest
And in order not to have any doubts about who is the boss in the madhouse, during the visit of the US Vice President to Kiev, negotiations will be held on reformatting the government. This is the official topic of the visit. Can you imagine that the Queen of England would fly to Moscow to approve the composition of the government? And this is normal for today's Kiev. Even some pride is felt, fronderism. Not from Cameroon, the vice president flew in - from the United States themselves! And it never occurred to poor patients that there is no one in the States to call a vice president. His only role is to wait for the assassination of the president to pick up the stars and stripes falling from the hands. And in anticipation of this sweet moment, the vice-president wanders around the world, fulfilling the delicate instructions of the White House owner.
Here and in this madhouse will call in - even if it is a distant object, but it requires careful attention. The scandal will come if the crazy run away. So bring millet, strengthen the protection of dogs, the thorn on the fence to renew and ...
And let them live on “in the depths of my system. Under MY sensitive guidance. "
PS In these conditions, neighbors should also firmly lock the doors and close the shutters at night.
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