About the snake coil, or why I will not write about the opposition now

No, how can you work with such? As one comedic hero from our childhood used to say, I don’t respect such people. Ready, you know. Clever words on the Internet nadergal. Procured arguments and counterarguments. Even quotes for different occasions collected. In short, even now on the information front. To fight ... I don’t know exactly who or what, the main thing is to fight. And they...


About the snake coil, or why I will not write about the opposition now


In order not to intrigue readers, I will immediately say: this is about the Russian opposition. About those professional fighters for whom the result is absolutely not important. The main thing is the process. As in the sandbox of the kindergarten. Someone stupidly "sculpts" sand figures. And someone destroys these figures. But in general, the joy of a teacher. The day has passed, and good. So our opposition not far from this sandbox has departed.

So, on November 15, a protest action of the opposition was to take place in Moscow. "March of Change". Huge, I must say, the action was planned. Thousands of 5 Muscovites and guests of the capital. Change something you want. The poor want to be richer. Sick recover. Drunk sober. Schoolchildren - holidays longer. Then I will not even list. I am sure that some readers already wanted to ... Well, so that the end of the article was faster.

Only here will not be this very march. And not because Putin was frightened and prepared changes for everyone. Just the organizers have not agreed what slogans to shout. And the people in these protest movements are completely literate. Universities and academies are different. Yes, and to themselves all sorts of centers, institutions, foundations. So that means "sound". Director of the Institute. Or there, the president of the foundation. Well, and, accordingly, they read the classic literature ...

Remember, Ivan Andreevich wrote: a mischievous monkey, a donkey, a goat and a toed teddy bear ... It's good to be in descendants. So familiarly classic. M-yes. By the way, I listed the animals from the fable not because they have similarities with the characters from the protest committee. Just quoting the great and clever. But as a matter of fact, in the environment of the opposition, the same thing happened with this quartet. Someone in the forest, some for firewood. Not played, you know. They sit together and blow their pipes differently.

No, the notes do not change. They are eternal. Notes are global, inexhaustible themes of any opposition. Economy, politics, the release of political prisoners, the war in Syria and Ukraine. And all this under the hot sauce of free speech. Only here people just tired of notes. I want at least some kind of music. At least something specific.

Well, they found the apples, those in Yabloko, the law on the expansion of powers of the security forces. Such a good law. It seems you can protest. Why are these very advanced security forces? They and narrowed enough. And RPR-PARNAS opposed. Small swim, type. Let's get political at once ... All power to liberals. Well, a little bit ... other liberals. Anyway, it's time to start the campaign! And do not be surprised. You just do not know what we have soon, in terms of stories humanity election What a story for a year, two. There is only a moment.

I personally support the position of this PARNAS. Why? As there, in a not very decent saying - to love, so the queen ... But for some reason, the other liberals do not support. They, you see, it seems that participation in the elections will make the chosen power legitimate. And what else can it be, if it is chosen? And the leaders of PARNAS are eager to get into the offices of the State Duma. Straight horror as they want.

Particularly unwilling to participate in the march progressives. Do not know these? The party of progress Alexei Navalny. It seems to me the most adequate of all. Adequate because they understand. In the center, after all, and more police. And the people live intelligent. Old men are academics there. In extreme cases, corresponding members. Clerks from large offices. Cultural people, in a word.

Stand aside. Shake their heads. In extreme cases, express their cultural discontent. And after the first loud howl of the demonstrators, they will flee to the nearest gate.

But on the outskirts, where the Moscow mayor's office will definitely drive them away, the people are easier. For cry and for a liberal physiognomy can go. And there will be no TV reporters at this moment. So what? A broken nose or a broken jaw will not be left in the annals of the struggle, but in the outpatient clinic card of the patient. And where is the PR party? Where is the "blood bags shed for freedom and democracy"?

In one, the opposition is one and monolithic. Action is needed! Need to speak a united front! It is necessary to unite and increase the pressure. In short, I recall that same sandbox, which I mentioned above.

And this march most tentatively decided to move to December 12. And it is right. Holiday after all. Constitution day. The people will go to the festivities, but here again ... Something is squealing into a megaphone. The little man stopped, and his time - on a pencil. Another member. And if the family stops? Yes, still having many children? This is ... already breathtaking, what kind of popular support. And so, only those that always come will come again. Type Makarevich and Sobchak. From 2 to 5 thousands of supporters of all kinds at once. From the fight against Putin to the fight against cockroaches.

And the Constitution is something wrong. Now the opposition has not yet decided what "wrong", but in a month you can think of something. I, as a supporter of the supporters of those who are on the sidelines, will give my advice. Guys, protest that the Constitution is not being implemented. It is still not performed everywhere. And any. So you can't go wrong.

But the fact that you set me up made me do such a serious search job “on the table” - offensively. Indecent like this. Do not keep the word. Named gruzdem ... So, a place in the basket. And nothing to talk about. And winter is coming. In December it will be cold. I will not describe your march ... In the sense of writing about it, and not a physiological process.
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  1. Alexander Romanov 3 November 2015 05: 20 New
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    And the Constitution is something wrong. Now the opposition has not yet decided what is “wrong”, but in a month you can think of

    Let them come to our site, they constantly write here that our constitution is "not right."
    And so yes, soon to call a person "an oppositionist" will be equivalent to call a person a pederast.
    1. Sirocco 3 November 2015 05: 27 New
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      Quote: Alexander Romanov
      And so yes, soon to call a person "an oppositionist" will be equivalent to call a person a pederast.

      laughing good
      By and large, everything goes to this.
      All this opposition will drown itself, it only needs to be "pushed" a little)))))
      The article, with her thoughts in ears, was interesting and relevant, I especially liked the way liberals thought about the rally on December 12, as always with a sneaky and tricky stranger’s hands.
      1. horoh 3 November 2015 05: 32 New
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        In fact, we have no normal opposition. Some clowns and buggers.
        1. Volzhanin 3 November 2015 07: 41 New
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          And mostly Jews. You spit on the opposition five times - four you get into a Jew.
          Coincidence? - I do not believe.
          1. Asadullah 3 November 2015 16: 26 New
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            Coincidence? - I do not believe.


            Where is the Jew? Where is the money. smile The Russian non-systemic opposition cannot exist without money. The activity of these people is well paid, and the structure of the organization is one-on-one ripped off from any network trade, from the distribution of cosmetics to the trade in vacuum cleaners and paper gold bars. Tops sit on grants, ride five times a year for seminars in warm countries in business class, the lower classes get some things, some money. The whole indicator, personal activity and the ability to bring three people into a group, the benefits of which, bring everyone three more. That's all, the opposition activity ends there. Jews have succeeded in promoting such mathematical schemes, which is why there are always a lot of them in these matters. As soon as there is no money, there will be no Jews.

            Another question is how to destroy it? Very simple, you destroy the financing scheme, you destroy the pyramid. But I personally, I see an unwillingness to eliminate this phenomenon, the leadership seems to be playing with them, keeping in a certain niche. I don’t know how right it is. Maybe they are afraid that something more radical and ideological will come to a free place?
      2. domokl 3 November 2015 05: 33 New
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        sad And here I am for freedom ... The truth has not yet decided from whom. And you ... fi ... these conservatives. Type canned food laughing Direct enemies of the liberal democratic and freedom-loving ... forgot the word. But shorter than the enemies and all. : laughing Sanya, Volodya hello ... ideological opponents .. in the sense of disgusting comment drinks
        1. Ruslan67 3 November 2015 05: 39 New
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          Quote: domokl
          And here I am for freedom ... The truth has not yet decided from whom.

          Try to start with brains yes You will free yourself and how much easier it will become immediately winked laughing
          1. Andrey Yuryevich 3 November 2015 05: 49 New
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            Try to start with brains yes You will be free and it will become much easier to live right away
            There is also a described case of the 16th century when an anatomized boy died 3 years after a severe skull injury. At autopsy, he did not find a brain. How did he live these three years? A number of scientists believe that there is a so-called "abdominal brain." Indeed, in the stomach and intestines there are about 100 million nerve cells, much more than in the spinal cord, for example. As for Rodriguez, his personality did not change at all after more than 60% of his brain was removed from him, his memory and cognitive abilities did not change.
            http://malsagoff.livejournal.com/561385.html
            so cho need to remove half the body ... laughing hello honest company! hi
            1. domokl 3 November 2015 05: 59 New
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              belay Doctor damn it ... So it turns out why my stomach is growing ... I get smarter over the years ... The bigger the stomach, the more these cells are there, as I understand it ... laughing Hi Andrew.
              It’s relieved from my heart. And then Ruslan won’s advising him to refuse the brain ... I tried it, but they didn’t find it there ... The roofing felts dried up, the roofing felts turned into bone (in the military it happens that bullets bounce off .. evolution is called) laughing
              1. Ruslan67 3 November 2015 06: 08 New
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                Quote: domokl
                The larger the belly, the more of these very cells there, as I understand it.

                Interestingly what If you and mine add up to one academician? laughing
                1. domokl 3 November 2015 06: 18 New
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                  what Yes, we will pull on anyone you want ... And on the academician too lol Academics they are weak most often fellow
                  And on the other hand, what are we going to add? 0 plus 0 is obtained ... In short, not much is obtained belay
                  1. Ruslan67 3 November 2015 06: 20 New
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                    Quote: domokl
                    what will we add? 0 plus 0 is obtained.

                    I'm talking about bellies .. recourse
              2. Flexsus 3 November 2015 11: 38 New
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                and I always say that this is not a stomach, but a bundle of nerves wink
            2. afdjhbn67 3 November 2015 06: 28 New
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              Quote: Andrew Y.
              A number of scientists believe that there is a so-called "abdominal brain." Indeed, in the stomach and intestines there are about 100 million nerve cells, much more than in the spinal cord,

              The saying "not sparing his stomach" is considered to grow legs from there, as well as about the soul’s habitat smile
              I’m struggling with my stomach, now I need to think about it in vain .. there is a struggle with my immortal soul .. laughing
              Karoch - death diet - give beer and sausages to him .. fellow
          2. Alexander Romanov 3 November 2015 06: 26 New
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            Quote: Ruslan67
            Try to start with brains

            Opposition meditation, one lesson of 30 bucks. I accept applications from 12-15 hours.
            Quote: domokl
            And you ... fi ... these conservatives.

            Quote: domokl
            And you ... fi ... these conservatives.

            Canned food, preservatives, conservatives ... what This is something from the field to roll .... into the asphalt.
            Healthy sports lovers and sober lifestyle laughing
            1. Ruslan67 3 November 2015 06: 28 New
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              Quote: Alexander Romanov
              Healthy sports lovers and sober lifestyle

              This is where you sent us? belay
              Quote: Alexander Romanov
              roll out of the area .... into the asphalt.

              This is the extreme request We usually start with a nickle laughing
        2. venaya 3 November 2015 06: 25 New
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          Quote: domokl
          And here I am for freedom ... The truth has not yet decided from whom

          Practice of the last XX-th century, shows that from the local population. Whatever they do, the local population suffers first of all, especially its size.
      3. Johnny51 3 November 2015 16: 46 New
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        But this - do not wait! If we compare the state with the body, then our opposition is a waste of its life. I respect our president for saying little, but doing quite a lot. Want more? Harness up!
    2. Ruslan67 3 November 2015 05: 31 New
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      Quote: Alexander Romanov
      Let them come to our site, they constantly write here that our constitution is "not right."

      On our site is constantly something wrong request But not everyone and every day has a new And for some, all of this and we are almost the rulers of the world fool In short, the opposition has something to learn on our website laughing
    3. Andrey Yuryevich 3 November 2015 05: 43 New
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      Quote: Alexander Romanov
      And so yes, soon to call a person "an oppositionist" will be equivalent to call a person a pederast.

      and I also know the mother: "liberalist" ...repeat
      1. Alexander Romanov 3 November 2015 06: 31 New
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        Quote: Andrew Y.
        "liberalist".

        Shame on you Andrei wassat
        1. EvgNik 3 November 2015 08: 35 New
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          Quote: Alexander Romanov
          Shame on you Andrei

          It has long been proven that a man remains a child until old age. From here grow the legs of all parties (my own company), the opposition (I do not want to play with you) and even wars (well, which of the kids did not play war games?). The weapon is the same. If not all, then many in their childhood made sabers, machine guns, pistols (from wood), and even set fire to themselves. Well, who does not agree?
        2. Andrey Yuryevich 3 November 2015 12: 11 New
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          Quote: Alexander Romanov
          Shame on you Andrei

          I blushed ...! ?? repeat
      2. vladimirZ 3 November 2015 08: 00 New
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        ... for a cry and a liberal physiognomy can go ...
        - from article

        And further commenting:
        ... and I also know the wives: "liberalist" ...

        These "liberalists" are 2-5 percent in the country and it stinks as if they are holding their views ...

        Libera earns its yapping and heinous behavior ...

        Gentlemen, comrades, at least give an account to your own words.
        In Russia, the ruling power is liberal, which was repeatedly mentioned by President of the Russian Federation V.V. and his other fellow campanions.

        And what if the opposition is also liberal, fighting the liberal power in Russia? Don't you think the mismatch?
        Maybe it's time to find a different definition of informal opposition opposing the current liberal government of Russia? laughing

        You’ll somehow decide, but it’s not good for Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin and his friends liberals in power, “liberals”, “liberals”, “yapping and abominable behavior” to call, after all, tell me, it’s transferred to liberals in power.
        Or do you all think that we are not a liberal government in Russia? Then fill in your gaps with the performances of Putin V.V. about your ideological commitment.
        1. Andrey Yuryevich 3 November 2015 12: 12 New
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          Quote: vladimirZ
          In Russia, the ruling power is liberal, as President of the Russian Federation Putin V.V. has repeatedly said in his speeches

          and I'm talking about ... wink
      3. Cherdak 3 November 2015 14: 56 New
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        Quote: Andrew Y.
        I know the mother: "liberalist"
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        1. Amurets 3 November 2015 11: 53 New
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          Quote: Siegen
          The head of the presidential administration, Sergei Ivanov, was "called" the headliner ...

          And who is this? There is no such word in the Russian mat encyclopedia. As well as the foreign mat encyclopedia.
          1. bastard 3 November 2015 12: 13 New
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            Quote: Amurets
            And who is this? There is no such word in the Russian mat encyclopedia. As well as the foreign mat encyclopedia.

            I propose to apply for deposit. laughing
        2. bastard 3 November 2015 12: 12 New
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          Quote: Siegen
          Soon, Ozhegov’s dictionary will not be needed.
          Everywhere political correctness, Americanisms ...
          The head of the presidential administration, Sergei Ivanov, was "called" the headliner ...

          The former "elitists" learned German, then French. Today - English. Just to speak not in "peasant" Russian. He loves intellectually expressed not in Russian, scientific.
          Boyfriend Buddy
          Goalkeeper Goalkeeper
          Digest Review
          Differentiation - Separation
          Roadmap - work plan
          Image - Image
          Consensus Consent
          Confrontation - Confrontation
          Criminal - criminal
          Lifting - skin tightening
          Parking - parking
          To prevail - to prevail
          Stagnation - Stagnation
          Tolerance - Tolerance
          Shopping - Shopping
          The show is a sight

          This is not a complete list. Mucked up the language thoroughly.
    5. just exp 3 November 2015 08: 31 New
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      And so yes, soon to call a person "an oppositionist" will be equivalent to calling a person a fest.

      Are they not members of minorities? otherwise I somehow remember that it’s just the liberals who advocate for the parade of the weak-minded and granting them special rights of the Western type.
    6. Vega 3 November 2015 09: 27 New
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      For a month they’ll not come up with, they will wrangle, at best they’ll grab something from the old.
    7. Altona 3 November 2015 10: 40 New
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      Quote: Alexander Romanov
      And so yes, soon to call a person "an oppositionist" will be equivalent to call a person a pederast.

      -------------------
      A banter, but people still have protest moods ... I saw in the elections that “United Russia” actually gained 47%, the Communists were just-Russian - 22%, the rest-Zhirinovites ... It turns out that the protest electorate is more than the ruling party ... I now described the elections of the heads of republics about the regions on September 13 this year ... In a year there will be elections to the State Duma ...
    8. Cherdak 3 November 2015 14: 57 New
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      Quote: Alexander Romanov
      soon to call a person an "oppositionist" would be tantamount to calling a person a pederast.
  2. Rav075 3 November 2015 05: 30 New
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    Fable:
    “Once Swan was going to drag Pike back and forth.
    Like Swan didn’t try to pike with cancer,
    Cancer was not a pike.
    The moral of that fable is simple:
    Bad company got together! " tongue
    1. domokl 3 November 2015 05: 36 New
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      good Just watched an ad on TV. I live in Chukotka, but I am Russian ... A good Russian fable turned out ... True with an oriental flavor laughing
  3. Wolka 3 November 2015 05: 42 New
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    well, there’s no opposition in our country, there’s an unfinished bastard, but no opposition ...
  4. Uncle lee 3 November 2015 05: 48 New
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    Quote: Alexander Romanov
    call a man a pederast.

    A cho immediately call names!
    - "I will write a complaint about you ... Collective!" gr. Shpak. kf: "I.V. is changing his profession"
  5. sl22277 3 November 2015 05: 53 New
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    These "liberalists" are 2-5 percent in the country and stink as if at least 30 percent of the population adheres to their views. The "socially useful objects" of universal hatred ...
    1. domokl 3 November 2015 06: 03 New
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      About a month and a half ago, I unsuccessfully closed the doors of a car. The thumb pinched. On the nail, a tiny strip of dark appeared ... And now, almost a third of the nail has turned black ...
      So it is with the opposition. If left untreated, the entire nail will lose its "salable" appearance ...
      1. afdjhbn67 3 November 2015 06: 38 New
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        Quote: domokl
        So it is with the opposition. If left untreated, the entire nail will lose its "salable" appearance ...

        Well, firstly - the scribe is not known to be treated ...
        And secondly - ... 37 years will not be .., and spells (witchcraft, shamanism) will not help
      2. RU-Officer 3 November 2015 07: 56 New
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        And you, dear "domokl", today directly "sparkle" with humor! good + + + + +
        Regarding pinching the finger - sympathize, but with humor - continue? wink
        So it is with the opposition. If left untreated, the entire nail will lose its "salable" appearance ...

        Then how to relate to the nail: you love him, radish love - lie down, cherish, cover with varnish (for the type of commodity). But if you feel something antagonistic to him angry - tear it, infection, and then (swallowing a tear ...) rejoice that the new one will grow for a long, long time ... And if hatred - forever? Amputate a problem with your finger? belay This is how radical masochism arises. wassat
        Good morning to you all! hi
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          win 3 November 2015 13: 09 New
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          Nails can also be useful to "exceptional", even the Nobel laureates of the world

          Little Johnny in kindergarten carefully looks at the teacher's manicure and says:
          - Olga Alexandrovna, you have such long nails.
          - Yes. Like?
          - Like. Probably, climb trees well
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          win 3 November 2015 13: 13 New
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          So it is with the opposition. If left untreated, the entire "commercial" look will lose its entire nail.

          Historical experience:
          Vasily Ivanovich enters the hut, looks - Petka is sitting, nails paints. Angry: - What are you, Petka, contacted with fagots? - Fu, Vasily Ivanovich, how nОwent, they are not fagots, but sexual minorities. - Yes, Petka, it would be better if you were fagots ... And for the connection with oppositionists you go to the tribunal ...
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      3. EvgNik 3 November 2015 08: 46 New
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        Quote: domokl
        If left untreated, the entire nail will lose its "salable" appearance ...

        It is not treated. I have had three such cases. A new nail gradually grows, and the black slides and cuts in parts. So the opposition must be piecemeal (cut? Cut? Clean, in general).
    2. venaya 3 November 2015 06: 30 New
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      Quote: sl22277
      These "liberalists" are 2-5 percent in the country and stink as if at least 30 percent of the population adheres to their views

      Well, it depends on where. If we analyze the media, then the percentage there will be higher, this obliges us to analyze the situation in a different plane: where exactly the ears grow.
  6. Rom14 3 November 2015 06: 00 New
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    I haven’t read anything funny for a long time, although it’s not very clear where these ... come from or start up, you don’t like to go west in Russia, bark from there, bite your Motherland, like all the “decent” shitcrasts, they definitely love you there .., because you have long been fagots from America ... Thanks for the article.
  7. Baloo 3 November 2015 06: 10 New
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    I haven’t read anything funny for a long time, although it’s not very clear where these ... come from or start up, you don’t like to go west in Russia, bark from there, bite your Motherland, like all the “decent” shitcrasts, they definitely love you there .., because how long have you fagots from America ...

    Everyone earns as he can. Libera earns by its yapping and vile behavior. I am for an article on the deprivation of civil rights and the expulsion from the Russian Federation who bothers us and poisons the atmosphere with their stink.
    1. afdjhbn67 3 November 2015 06: 44 New
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      Ek, how quickly the opposition reacted to you ... I had to fix it ...
      monitor "werewolves in uniform" laughing
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      win 3 November 2015 13: 19 New
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      "decent" crap, they definitely love you there, because you’ve been fagots from America for a long time ...


      "decent" shitcrasts, do not cut toenails - promised ice!
  8. Mountain shooter 3 November 2015 06: 38 New
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    No, such an opposition is needed like air. Where else about freedom to find out, if not there, from them. And they are so vile that they don’t want to listen. Hunting in m..du give, but scary to hurt. Let them gather, even in December. Perhaps they will catch a cold.
  9. Armored optimist 3 November 2015 06: 39 New
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    Quote: In one, the opposition is united and monolithic. Promotion is needed!
    Such here, for example, from the owners are not afraid?
  10. Name 3 November 2015 06: 40 New
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    recourse Changes, changes ... I remember in 85 the "spotlight" went "spotlight" perestroika in favor were ... like that (my priests are "changes"). And still horned asking for changes ... And STABILITY they are not will provide .
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    A healthy body also needs stocks, as well as frictions.
    But, I emphasize, for a healthy body.
    And what is our opposition?
    Do not get me wrong, but everything worthy of attention regarding the opposition, its driving forces and motives has already been described, in due time, by comrade. Grigory Klimov.
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      win 3 November 2015 13: 22 New
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      And what is our opposition?


      The oppositionist says: - When I was a child, the doctor told me: - Do not stop biting your nails - you grow up idiotohm “And why didn't you stop?”
    2. win
      win 3 November 2015 13: 22 New
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      And what is our opposition?


      The oppositionist says: - When I was a child, the doctor told me: - Do not stop biting your nails - you grow up idiotohm “And why didn't you stop?”
  12. Oleko 3 November 2015 06: 55 New
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    Sorry for the guy. So much was preparing at the table. And all because there is no spiritual leader. Baba Lera Antikommunyakskaya died (the earth is glassy to her) and Ales, stop, arrived. The main "apple tree" in "Apple", which invented the program "500 days," while you set out your program, you will have time to sleep. I did not hear Navalny and there is no hunting. "Karla Marla", the main "Echo Matzi" is not interesting, and generally there is boring. Trouble with the opposition. Soon the State Department will refuse to finance them. Or bring pennyushki to attract citizens. Or money. Five pieces to a citizen or citizen. Again, scary. Money will take and fool. We have people, oh and poor.
    Plus article for great humor. The author - do not lose heart.
    1. Alexey RA 3 November 2015 11: 12 New
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      Quote: Oleko
      The main "apple tree" in "Apple", which invented the program "500 days," while you set out your program, you will have time to sleep.

      For three hours, in a pure French language, Barin explained the program to the peasants, but Grishka Otrepiev defeated the program "Barina - count!.
      (c) "Red Burda" of the year 1996. smile
  13. Metallurgist 3 November 2015 08: 07 New
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    Lord, again on the old rake.
    There is NO opposition in our country. NO.
    Opposition is when you not only criticize the current system / system / direction, but also offer a new one. And this new one is not aimed at destruction, but at creation.
    An example of the opposition.
    1 A person says: we will build a new plant, then we will build houses, schools, hospitals.
    2 A person says: we will build a new plant, then we will build houses, then a hospital and a kindergarten. And school through 4 of the year.

    This is the opposition, there is disagreement on the issue, but no one denies the development forward.
    And what we have is to “destroy to the ground” and then put yourself on a chair in a ruined state and all that remains is to sell. Including resources.

    There are no statesmen in government. Hence the whole trouble.
  14. Stinger 3 November 2015 08: 32 New
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    And what can the opposition offer? So far, except for the cries of “everything has disappeared” and the “bloody regime”, even the “party of crooks and thieves” forgot nothing, in connection with the untimely death of the main party member. And in my eyes, except for the longing for the lost opportunity to fall to the feeder, nothing is visible. No idea - no ikea! Only "shares" for reasons not understood by anyone, including the organizers themselves. No need to write against the wind of change!
  15. provincial 3 November 2015 08: 35 New
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    "Opposition (from the Latin oppositio" opposition, opposition ") in politics - a party or group opposing the dominant party or the opinion supported by the majority. It is also the political activity of parties, groups and movements opposing the government course and leading with the ruling party (parties) ) the struggle for state power. " Based on this definition, who is this opposition in Russia? whom does the majority support? There are "Westerners" {as they think} who decide exclusively their selfish questions. The main thing is that Bablo is interested. And the transfer to December 12 is explained very simply - the "Tugriks" haven’t arrived yet, when they come they will immediately blow out and crow.
  16. Born in USSR 3 November 2015 08: 35 New
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    There is the same experience. They gathered all the traitors and sent to the west. Only there they are not needed. They need the West here to spoil us. That’s their whole task and essence, these positioners.
  17. Stalnov I.P. 3 November 2015 08: 47 New
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    The name OPPOSITION is a very high word, it means people who disagree with the actions and policies of the authorities, should reflect a different vision of the development of the state for the benefit of the people of the same state, and what we have with the liberal opposition, the betrayal of the interests of the PEOPLE and the STATE, stupid, mediocre, and sometimes and criminal "kissing" with the West, what kind of opposition is this group of people tearing to power for the sake of green papers and rubbing their lousy backs on rotten Western democracy, so that they would be "scratched behind the ear", and we need such an "opposition" I think no.
  18. EvgNik 3 November 2015 08: 56 New
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    Quote: Born in the USSR
    They need the West here to spoil us

    But who takes them seriously with us? And rather, they are needed not by the West, but by our government in order to tell the same West: "And we have the opposition!" To do this, they both keep and lure on both sides. The same fucking “Echo of Washington” is subsidized by the state, that is, from our pocket.
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      And rather, they are needed not by the West, but by our government in order to tell the same West: "And we have the opposition!"

      And not only to tell the west, but also for domestic consumption. Look at the people byak, we are awesome patriots against their background.
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      The same fucking Washington Echo is subsidized by the state,

      One can recall the presidential grants to Masha Gaydar, and the pre-election financing of Navalny, and the financial support of Dozhd by the Rossiya bank, and Svanidze on the federal channel.
      These "oppositionists" are cherished and cherished by the authorities. None of them sat down, although they stole, incited and sentenced for more than one term.
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      But who takes them seriously with us?

      I also thought so - until they gathered such a crowd in the swamp .. these flirting with the radical opposition will not be brought to good, if the situation in the economy continues to stagnate on the rise (with a high degree of probability) then they can muddle the swamp worse .. I do not want .. hi
  19. antiexpert 3 November 2015 09: 22 New
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    the opposition is that which tramples Kitsch, like the Russian offer of Kvachkov, who does not see amnesty, unlike the Pussy Riot, or the one who feeds the worms in the grave, like Rokhlin.
    And what we see is not the opposition - these are pocket rats, kept by the regime!
  20. Oleko 3 November 2015 09: 37 New
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    Salvage is their main interest., And the transfer to December 12th is explained very simply - the “Tugriks” haven’t arrived yet, when they come they will immediately blow out and crow

    And what will they crow? After all, they’re having a fight because one clucks, another clucks, and the third “Kirikuku” yells. Does the State Department pay Ksenia already in the national currency of Mongolia? The horse survived. As in Milan, her handbag was “broken”, so apparently they decided that she wouldn’t pamper her and she’ll interrupt her “tugriks”.
    And now about the real opposition. She is. This is the Communist Party. The UJ election program for the presidential election shows a different state structure. The program is jam-packed with populism. And was defeated in the pre-election debate. For example: nationalization of natural resources. Opponent asked how you are going to nationalize? Using a weapon? Sue said no. So redeem? Yes. How many trillion p. will be redeemed? Will you take them from pensioners? Zyu got used to it and suffered: "Our program was composed by specialists, etc." I’ll add on my own that when I read that Zu wrote in the program that he plans to start a train that will run for 3 days from Moscow to Vladik, he rushed to look for calculations (the train runs 5 days), but did not find it. This is my personal attitude to the opposition party of the Communist Party. BUT she is in opposition.
  21. Reptiloid 3 November 2015 10: 27 New
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    These are some kind of traps vile on not understood people. On a holiday. On the already beaten track, as from a recent article about the May 6 riots.
  22. mikh-korsakov 3 November 2015 10: 30 New
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    This handful of heirs Vasisualia Lokhankina and Ms. Khokhlakova, who was prevented from falling by the fall of the credit ruble, are not as harmless as it seems. because they are capable of knocking out many people who are not very versed in politics with their lies. Some people identify our “swamp opposition” with the intelligentsia. But this is not so. Most intellectuals, to the best of their abilities and skills, faithfully teach, treat, design airplanes. steamboats etc. But there are people among them, inept professionally, but with great ambition. In Soviet times, they were regular smokers at the research institute with protests, but their protest usually did not go beyond moaning about the rise in price of a small one. But then perestroika came, the most sensitive ones understood where the wind was blowing from, they began to denounce the bosses and incite normal people. I will give an example. I remember that on the decisive day of the GKChP, after Sobchak and Yeltsin called from the American embassy that according to their data the GKChP was bloodless and fearless, Sobchak, according to the reviews of the “revolutionaries” themselves, put on his pants, perked up and flew to Leningrad to raise the intelligentsia against the coup. It so happened that this happened on the eve of the decisive day of our project, in which for the first time we had to use the entire system in a full cycle. And so, our engineers, quite competent and conscientious people, not offended by the authorities, because our project was held under the patronage of Raisa Maximovna, began to be asked for a rally. Sobchak and Yeltsin, thanks to the arrival of crowds at rallies, achieved their goal. But then shock therapy occurred, and these same people who managed to do an excellent job in record time were plunged into poverty, and when our director came to Gaidar, they say, how could he send him a swear. Therefore, the fight against the lackeys of the Western powers should be carried out systematically without any fuss, invitations to dialogue and so on, because at a critical time these characters are able to lead people in an amount sufficient for a coup.
    1. Oleko 3 November 2015 11: 02 New
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      at a critical time, these characters are able to lead people in an amount sufficient for a coup.

      What is critical time? Please expand the definition. This is the time of the introduction of martial law in the country? An emergency? But according to the law, rallies are prohibited during these times. Often I hear: a change of power, a coup. And how will this be technically implemented? New GKChP? And an hour will not live. They will shoot. How to "twirl" will be? Shoot Putler’s bloody regime? He is not Putin, but Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin. And I didn’t see blood ...
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        "Critical time" by the definition of the classics comes then. when the lower classes do not want, and the upper circles cannot, but the trouble is that our “friends and partners” will do everything to create such a situation. It is good if, due to their fanabery and stupidity, a false start will occur as it was in 2012. But our "friends and partners" drew conclusions from their mistake and sent us a "more experienced hamadril." The goal of my long message was to show how completely normal people, with a small handful of traitors, can make a dermocratic herd and then the new authorities will spread rot for those who were “corps de ballet” for their erection ..
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          I stood that night at the Ukraina Hotel. On the other side of the bridge. I did not come because of Yeltsin, he then “passed by” me. And he went because there were tanks in Moscow. And GKChP. "A nightmare on Yazov street." "Yanaev, we are not a secretary, we are not you .. you." They stood all night. The deputy ran out. "Comrades, the KGB Airborne Division is coming against us. Do not slow down the tanks, they will put pressure." A guy with a box of pies ran out of the restaurant. "Guys, you just hold on." After a while, the deputy ran in: "The division refused to go to Moscow. The KGB special forces refused to comply with the order of the State Emergency Committee." We did not leave. Worse, wait and catch up. When the machine gun rattled on the other end of the bridge, a woman standing nearby sighed in relief: "Lord, it has finally begun." And now I will list the "members of the dermocratic herd":
          1. I.
          2. The woman who was standing nearby.
          3. Airborne Division of the KGB. I don’t know how.
          4. Special forces of the KGB. I can be mistaken, but - "Alpha"
          5. Officers of the Baltic Fleet, except for Vice Admiral Litvinov. I know Litvinova personally. Great sailor, good writer. But he was stripped of everything. Drinks. Drunk.
          That's all. Thanks so much for the clarification. But in classicA, it is called the "revolutionary situation." Classic - V.I. Lenin. We will not have it. Navalny and Lenin are not comparable. All the best.
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  23. Altona 3 November 2015 10: 43 New
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    Our "opposition" can work in any state ... Easy ...
  24. Karabin 3 November 2015 10: 58 New
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    Why now I will not write about the opposition

    And you did not write about her. I do not see systemic contradictions between liberals on the street and liberals in government, between Parnassus and Edrom, between Putin and Sobchak, or Putin and Navalny. So, minor discrepancies.
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      Well, of course Mr. Staver bresse or, intelligently speaking, cunning. How it will be. Otherwise, he will have to retrain as auxiliary workers, and this is underpaid. And then everything is safe, no one will attract for slander, for the one whom he calls the "opposition" is really an abomination, fed by the authorities, to look like "patriots" against its background. But write it so to say about Kvachkov, then even in the outskirts of Moscow described by him, you can easily get a melon, not to mention the province.
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        But write it so to speak about Kvachkov, then even in the outskirts of Moscow that he describes, you can easily get a melon, not to mention the province.

        laughing Do you think he is scared? Doubtful thesis. And Kvachkov ... so they met Major Kvachkov in their time ... So it's not really yours
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          And what is their acquaintance talking about. Major Kvachkov served the Soviet people, and spoke out against the power of capital, for which he sits. And I don’t remember that Mr. Staver spoke out against capital, he is only in favor. He will pay the capital, and he will oppose Kvachkov. And do not be afraid, Kvachkov sits and can not answer. It’s just that the authorities now criticize Kvachkov for themselves, it’s harder to dress up in the toga of patriots. So the truth is mine.
    2. afdjhbn67 3 November 2015 14: 04 New
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      And you did not write about her. I don’t see systemic contradictions between liberals on the street and liberals in the government, between Parnassus and Edrom,

      good it’s difficult to add something ... except that the sources of financing vary, but the platform is the same .. hi
  25. surrozh 3 November 2015 11: 23 New
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    The caricature is good in the article, but in the current realities, the bear in the company of a goat, a donkey and a monkey is clearly superfluous.
  26. Yugra 3 November 2015 11: 44 New
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    When all this pack of liberal swolots will stick their noses out on their "march", install large-caliber machine guns and finally destroy these traitors. Gazprom, ay! Will you sponsor the enemies of Russia echo for a long time ???
  27. Skalpel 3 November 2015 15: 01 New
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    NOT ... Ksyushenka Dogs this time will not work. Her husband will not let her go now. And before that - where, after all, I just wasn’t looking for who would choose her .... in general .. By the way, she is a very clear symbol of our current opposition. "Baba Yaga" is always against! It doesn’t matter against whom and against what! They can’t offer anything practical, and even these "comrades" quite easily disown their past views ...
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    How tired they all are. Until endure all this filthy gopot. When, at last, these freaks will start, if not planted, then at least kicked out of the Country to all f?
  29. IAlex 3 November 2015 18: 34 New
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    It’s probably difficult for indirect patriots to fight the opposition, because this entire part of the population that is located between traitors and stubborn patriots, and these oppositionists who do not share the views of either collaborators or indirect patriots, is just darkness, and the saddest thing for everyone is that it’s impossible to put opponents anywhere ...
  30. vassa 3 November 2015 19: 48 New
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    I’m afraid that something else will happen. All dissenters, or sane ones, will immediately be put down as oppositionists. Ah, you don’t like Stalin? So the oppositionist. I’m not an oppositionist. I love the Motherland, and I support Putin’s policy with both hands for Crimea. But I don’t think that everything is fine in our country, I don’t like that old mansions are being demolished, and bribes have almost become the norm, I don’t think that’s right - they don’t allocate two billion dollars to create a Russian liner, but they’re buying a second-hand, which once again takes the lives of our compatriots, and they throw at Skolkovo as much as you want, and that the children collect money for operations all over the world .. and I do not like Stalin, because he almost killed my grandfather just because he was a noble layer , and our family changed our surname, and there were millions of them, he was in the camp and talked about it. But he went through the whole war, and at the same time he was a real patriot. And also because he destroyed the Russian churches and mansions, and sold treasuries of museums for nothing ... ho he had, undoubtedly, merits .. That which could not be crossed out with a stroke of the pen. Who do you think is the oppositionist? .. In my opinion, he is just an objective-minded person who truly appreciates our history ... That’s it and there is real patriotism - to evaluate our history as it is, without embellishment ... Is it not so? ... However, minus.
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      And I don’t like the fact that Yanukovych is hiding in Russia. He should be in the Donbass.
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    Lord! Gentlemen ... Comrades forum users! Yes, I would have most entih yo-po-zi (k) cyenErov MEDALS would have already hung from the back !!!! For UNCONDITIBLE SUCCESSES in the DISCREDITATION OF "LIBEROID MOVEMENT" !!! What is only the over-rogue look of D (h) Gozman's EARS! BUT ??! Really does not "inspire" ?? wassat A series of nightmares like Novodvorskaya, Latynina, who fell into the senility of Akhedzhakova! And the nonsense that they carry is most often able to convince of something only a psychiatrist and then only in his professional field! And thanks to them, those who listen in their entire mass are just a queue for medical examination.

    So I am convinced that this gOPP is NOT (at least, UNTIL YOU!) "Crush". Now it’s like a vaccine, so let the immunity of the society against the recurrence of pEvolutionary infections develop.
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    I have a question - I think Russia is financing the RT television channel in the USA and the EU, and why is the Echo of Moscow radio station funded by Gazprom, and not the State Department? It turns out we pay propaganda against Russia.