Ukrainian half-life: boomerang effect

What is happening in Ukraine is often compared to the “gopak on a rake.” The image of a man in red trousers, performing national dance on garden tools, quite accurately describes the principle of projecting the Ukrainian mentality on the external and internal policies of the state. However, the sketch clearly lacks one detail.


From the moment a Svidomo dancer lands on a rake and until his forehead meets a handle, it usually takes very little time. What then is to be done with “zrads” stretched in the space-time continuum? For example, such:



In this case, we are talking not so much about the incompetent actions of the current Ukrainian government, but about the processes launched in the distant 1991 year.

In the early nineties, the Ukrainians themselves convinced themselves that all the troubles of the people stem from the central government; in the fact that it is “malicious wickedness” that plunders potentially rich and successful regions.



Over the years, these sentiments have not gone away. Simply, “Muscovite curtains”, who ate fat, quite naturally transformed into cursed “Kiyans”. All these 25 years the centrifuge of decentralization of Ukraine did not stop its movement. It was just that for some time it was possible to stop its acceleration, which has resumed today with a new force.

That is why I believe that the expression “gopak on rakes” does not fully reveal the essence of what is happening in the neighboring country. To complete the image before performing a folk dance, the daring “kozak” must necessarily be given a boomerang in his hands, which he must throw. And throw as much as possible and as far as possible.

Today we are witnessing a predictable moment, when, launched long ago, the projectile again appeared on the horizon and was approaching the thrower at an awesome speed.

Someone from the audience He has already noticed and indignantly exclaims, they say, this is wrong and it should not be so! The boomerang of separatism simply had to cling to the tree and fall ... but instead continues its swift flight towards the back of the dancer's head.

You can be indignant and shout as much as you like, but this will not affect the situation in any way. The center of separatism naturally moved to the west, and the collapse of the country is already inevitable. It is only a matter of time, and no mountain assault brigade in Bukovina can stop this process.

However, in the West of Ukraine there are quite sensible people, ready to extract the maximum benefit from the current situation. The same Galicia, always striving to become part of the Western world, has good chances to realize its dream. Now their main task is to correctly choose friends. Romania, Hungary, Poland are able and willing to administer the western territories of Ukraine, and will do it much more efficiently than Kiev, which failed in all respects.

So, probably, the best option for both Galicians and residents of other western regions would be to just wait for the inevitable knockout of a unitarian dancer and quietly leave the circus building called Ukraine.
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  1. sl22277 14 October 2015 05: 45 New
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    “Ukrainians” are not born, they become through a long processing. "Ukrainization" would not be needed if the "Ukrainian" could be born. A convinced “Ukrainian” is one who has been convinced that he is better than the Russians, and therefore another. And in difficult troubled times it is very convenient to consider yourself different: you can escape from pressure, from the need to make efforts to revive your common Motherland, and to equip your personal hut in the regional silence, pretending that, in fact, never had anything to do with the mother who was scolded by enemies .
    1. Andrea 14 October 2015 06: 17 New
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      Quote: sl22277
      A convinced “Ukrainian” is one who has been convinced that he is better than the Russians, and therefore another.
      Yes, it's just Nazism. The Germans, too, until the 33rd year were just Germans and ... even shy, until someone named Hitler (or maybe a Jew by the name of Shiklgruber?) Convinced them that they were Aryans.
      The very essence of the Nazis, and even more so, hohlonatsists will not allow this to be done.
      These will connect unconnected until the hollow crack.
      1. venaya 14 October 2015 06: 24 New
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        Quote: Andrea
        Quote: sl22277
        A convinced “Ukrainian” is one who has been convinced that he is better than the Russians, and therefore another.
        Yes, it's just Nazism.

        In order to create a nation, and then to arrange Nazism. How to destroy an interfering people: split in two, call differently, and then set against each other. The method has been tested, it has not yet given serious failures.
        1. BMP-2 14 October 2015 07: 21 New
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          Yes, in principle, everything is correct. One detail that the author missed: trousers are no longer red, but brown ... And the dancers are trying to convince everyone around that such a color trousers for them is the most natural and meets the needs! laughing

          Now, in trousers, the colors of just need are on the rake and they are dancing ...

        2. WKS
          WKS 14 October 2015 09: 45 New
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          So, probably, the best option for both Galicians and residents of other western regions would be to just wait for the inevitable knockout of a unitarian dancer and quietly leave the circus building called Ukraine.

          Who needs these militant nationalists of unknown nationality there? They need a territory occupied by them, but to join this territory together with an aggressive population, this is unlikely to be decided by any neighboring power. Now all neighboring countries are mono-ethnic. Such a connection is fraught with future cataclysms.
    2. marlin1203 14 October 2015 09: 57 New
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      Yes, life itself over the next 2-3 years by the complete collapse of Ukrainian society and the impoverishment of the population will show them who was right and who was not. So it’s useless to spend this time trying to explain something to them.
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      1. tolian 15 October 2015 07: 51 New
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        The mentality of Ukrainians is greed. And among Russians with such a mentality is enough. They die, everything goes to dust, but in life saving for such people is the only lighthouse, the only light in the window. Everyone who reads this has such people among those around him. Even among relatives. Or he himself is. Now this will start to bubble. Think about death. Go grandson buy a toy or a fur coat for your wife. Drink brandy in the end. But not in the morning.
  2. st25310 14 October 2015 05: 47 New
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    Galicians in Poland are waiting for an unenviable fate. Poles are not vindictive, just evil and their memory is good. It's not even about Bandera in the Polish territories, which claimed its lives according to the most conservative estimates of the 120 000 Poles. This is also an echo of the old contradictions. Before entering Ukraine, Galicia belonged to anyone, and at the turn of the 19-20 centuries, Galicia entered Poland. So, in these territories the princes were Poles, and the Galitsians were serfs, second-class people. They were mainly evicted out of the city and they were engaged in cattle breeding and farming. There were streets on which there were signs prohibiting Galitsai from walking on them. And public transport was "not for Ukrainians only." That is, a dog with a master can, but not a Ukrainian. Lviv was at 80% Polish, at 20% Jewish. There were no Ukrainians at all, except as a servant. When Ukrainians arrived there, all Poles and Jews left, and those who did not leave were forcibly expelled or killed. And the Poles remember that.
    1. Olezhek 14 October 2015 12: 15 New
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      Yes, not - the Poles, they are good ...
      And Ukrainians hell as they like ..
      The whole history of Polish-Ukrainian relations, proof of that yes
      1. vladimirw 14 October 2015 12: 49 New
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        Yes, psheks do not love anyone but themselves. And their slogan-Poland from mozh to mozh-ni where did not go
        1. Good me 14 October 2015 13: 11 New
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          About half-life ...

          Kiev, Society, Politics, Scene of the day, Ukraine

          “Bandera and Vlasov are heroes of n *** owls!” - scandalous posters appeared in Kiev

          “Bandera and Vlasov are the heroes of n *** owls!” - numerous poster-stickers and graffiti with such a slogan appeared last night in Kiev, the PolitNavigator correspondent reports. Obviously, the sponsors of the action were opponents of the regime of Petro Poroshenko, who declared the official holiday of October 14, the anniversary of the founding of the UPA, which fought against the Red Army during the Great Patriotic War.

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          The inscription “Volyn 1943 ″ also appeared on the walls in Kiev - it recalls the mass slaughter of the Poles in Volyn in the 1943 year. Then from the hands of Bandera died from 70 to 200 thousands of Poles and Jews.


          http://www.politnavigator.net/bandera-i-vlasov-geroi-psov-v-kieve-poyavilis-skan

          dalnye-plakaty.html


          Follow the link, make sure that this photo is not single.
  3. mamont5 14 October 2015 05: 48 New
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    The end of the Ruin is inevitable. This is clear to everyone, except especially stubborn Svidomo.
  4. mr.vasilievich 14 October 2015 05: 51 New
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    Nevertheless, the Galychians have only one road - to Poland (and not only to earn money).
    1. venaya 14 October 2015 06: 00 New
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      Quote: mr.vasilievich
      ... Galychians have only one road - to Poland (and not only to earn money).

      Better without Lviv and Transcarpathia. Get along.
      1. Barboskin 14 October 2015 06: 09 New
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        Even better if Ukraine continues to remain within its current borders, it is only necessary to resolve the issue with the DLNR. The Ukrainian servant can serve not only American, but also Russian pan. Our interest is to keep Krajina united, but pro-Russian.
        1. Andrea 14 October 2015 06: 35 New
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          Quote: Barboskin
          Our interest is to keep Krajina united, but pro-Russian.
          Utopia! But the soul warms. And suddenly!
    2. sgazeev 14 October 2015 07: 01 New
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      Quote: mr.vasilievich
      Nevertheless, the Galychians have only one road - to Poland (and not only to earn money).

      Is it necessary for the Pole? After all, along with the Galicians they will be pulled from the center as migrants. After all, the first step to Oyropu. crying
  5. Tatar 174 14 October 2015 06: 23 New
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    A people without memory is something that is unable to survive in the future. In Ukraine, people’s memory is rapidly being destroyed by all means, and the day is not far when this people will not be, other peoples united by common traditions and the memory of their ancestors will take their place. This is what Ukraine expects, and the name of this country can be forgotten ...
    1. Gormenghast 14 October 2015 08: 37 New
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      Oh, Ukrainians have a good memory! They even remember how proto-Ukrainians dug up the Black Sea. laughing
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        MSL 16 October 2015 18: 51 New
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        Well yes. Especially wide still calluses from hoes remained.
  6. Foresterer 14 October 2015 06: 26 New
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    And divide the territory, and the people. It’s easier with the people - Bormental and Preobrazhensky, welcome to Russia, and let the Sharikovs and Shvondery continue their revolution. In Ukraine, there is still something to sell and destroy. And let the Golokhvastovs also stay there, typical Ukrainians.
  7. Ural resident 14 October 2015 06: 28 New
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    article with humor. Thanks - smiled)
    1. sgazeev 14 October 2015 07: 07 New
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      Something went wrong in Ruin and Syria. wassat
      1. Flexsus 14 October 2015 08: 23 New
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        Trained in a rocking chair ...
        1. Russian jacket 16 October 2015 07: 14 New
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          With wife dumbbells laughing
  8. rotmistr60 14 October 2015 07: 28 New
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    So, probably, the best option for both Galicians and residents of other western regions would be to just wait for the inevitable knockout of a unitarian dancer and quietly leave the circus building called Ukraine.

    With two hands for such a conclusion of the author. Obviously, everything goes to this. Kiev probably should prepare for the ATO in its western regions if by that time they would not start cutting each other in Kiev itself.
  9. slizhov 14 October 2015 07: 36 New
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    The most important thing now is not to stop them from going to this very CE Europe!
    1. The Chat 14 October 2015 12: 35 New
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      The most important thing now is not to stop them from going to this very CE Europe!


      The standard reception - "DDD" - give way to the fool ...
  10. ARES623 14 October 2015 08: 12 New
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    In the formation of such a huge structure as the USSR, a serious mistake was made, I would even say a fatal mistake that with the federal way of organizing the state, the center lost concrete control over the national elites of the subjects of the federation. Any manifestation of nationalism should have been suppressed in the bud, and not promoted as a harmless national trait. Productive forces had to concentrate in the center so that each subject felt the power precisely in the unity of the federation. Outlying republics should have received an impulse of development, in accordance with their mental characteristics and not to the detriment of the main republic. And the center should always feel the moment of the rise of separatist sentiments, not to take off the ground. I would like the country's leadership to be as intense and vibrant as it is today. Mold of the late 70s - 80s did a disservice to a large country. The reins were thrown, and all sorts of kuchma and ko appeared in the republics. What is happening in Ukraine today is not a struggle for independence, it is a struggle for the right to choose who to fall under. Some want to go to Russia, others - to Hungary, and others - to Poland, well, etc. It should be borne in mind that these alleged "intimate" partners are not completely independent and sovereign. Above them stands one main “beneficiary,” who “motivates” national elites to take advantage of their actions. So the conversation about the run-up of parts of Ukraine to gain independence is primitive and ridiculous. Such thoughts can be born from rogul. It’s profitable for the main “beneficiary” to split the states, then their elites are cheaper and easier to manage. They never jump to real independence. That is why they are divided into a certain fraction. And for this, education must be killed so that the general mass of the population thinks as primitively as possible and is satisfied with the proposed propaganda of “core values”. In short, somehow ...
  11. Geser 14 October 2015 08: 34 New
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    With all the desire, preserving Ukraine unified does not work out in any way; destructive processes have gone too far. Residents of Donbass, Central Ukraine and especially Western can no longer live together. In general, Ukraine as such was formed in the 20s thanks to the Bolsheviks. It was with the filing of the Bolsheviks that the name "Ukraine" appeared, replacing the "Little Russia" which was in use under the tsars. First, the tsars enlarged Ukraine by transferring part of the Russian lands to it, then the Bolsheviks carried out the same policy, Stalin transferred Ukraine to Transcarpathia and part of the Polish lands. In fact, Ukraine is an artificially created country, a project. And it’s time to close this project, and to take back the land to your property.
  12. Wolka 14 October 2015 08: 45 New
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    Yes, everything is according to the protocol, why be surprised, after the new year it will be even more interesting, the main thing is not to be late for Russia to a big sharing ...
  13. Nyrobsky 14 October 2015 09: 22 New
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    Only the rake of the new system will help them ...
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    Erg 14 October 2015 09: 59 New
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    A country where part of the population threshes cannons at the civilian population. Moreover, purposefully ... And the other part does not just approve, but simply runs into ecstasy from spilled blood ... How should we relate to such a country? To such "people"? ..
  16. Volzhanin 14 October 2015 10: 00 New
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    And with whom should we share our original territories? In the filthy donuts? Not funny.
    It is simply necessary to initiate a lawsuit to declare illegal, from a legal point of view, the collapse of the USSR. All world-renowned lawyers confirm that by starting such a process you can win it without much effort. Bring back the borders of 1991.
    And most importantly, stop lying to yourself, your people and the rest of the world!
    It is difficult to characterize more transparently and clearly the situation in the country and the world than deputy Evgeni Fedorov does.
    1. your1970 14 October 2015 13: 20 New
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      Volzhanin
      Which court to file?
      Yes, even if this court (mythical) won !!!
      And they thought about the consequences - for example, that all documents signed by ALL (including GDP) by our presidents will automatically become illegitimate? About, for example, that troops will have to be brought into the 14 of the republics? That all the property of the USSR abroad went to the Russian Federation illegally? All debts to us and ours is also illegal? In general, everything that belongs to the Russian Federation is illegal, because the section after 1991 will be disputed automatically?
      It's not even that ..
      We will get solid “pluses”: the peoples of all republics will consider us occupiers, we will get the collapsed economies of all these countries, we will get a sharp drop down our own economy due to the fact that we have to divide by all, we must cover up the sharp increase in the army-border will be (the USSR army was three times the current minimum), but I forgot by the way, the armies of these countries, they can foolishly start fighting with us (well, it is clear that the Baltic states can be slammed with a nuclear strike - but anyway)

      fool fool fool fool

      Well, there’s another plus, in Moscow managers will be muchooooo more fellow yes lol wassat
      And lie to the whole world (about which belay ???) it will not be necessary ...
  17. revnagan 14 October 2015 10: 34 New
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    What is there to wonder about? Since the days of the Union, Ukraine has been full of “figures” who want to grab their own personal piece from the common “pie”. Sit down with a “pan”, “hetman”, an ataman “on this piece and cut coupons. And to look worthy, they come up with "Svidomo", raciality, "Ukrainian nation" and other crap driven into the heads of the population through corrupt media (who also dream of their "gesheft"). And the idea arises in the heads of regional leaders - if at one time a clan managed to tear the territory from Russia and begin to "carve" this territory from Kiev, picking up all the dividends for ourselves, then what is worse? Are you the same Kolomoisky, Akhmetov, Pinchuk? If you can not "sit on the princely table" in Kiev, we’ll get off! we’ll be princes in our “own land.” In fairness, it should be said that such phenomena take place not only in Ukraine. They simply managed to curb any representatives of the “Siberian”, for example, the “people” or the Chechens in Russia, but here we have- not.
  18. Rezident007 14 October 2015 10: 48 New
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    Quote: Barboskin
    Even better if Ukraine continues to remain within its current borders, it is only necessary to resolve the issue with the DLNR. The Ukrainian servant can serve not only American, but also Russian pan. Our interest is to keep Krajina united, but pro-Russian.

    That's right, Miloslavsky’s replica from the movie “Ivan Vasilievich changes his profession” is appropriate here: “Are you a son of a bitch, an impostor, squandering state lands ?! So you will not save up any volosts !!!” )))
  19. Zolotse 14 October 2015 11: 58 New
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    When the rake is well knocked on the forehead, then the stars spill out of the eyes, then the Ukrainian imagines that the EU is close (after all, the stars in the eyes are the EU flag. But in reality, it’s not a fact that they will be hungry and with cones on the forehead in three rows all over my head ..
  20. Bradypodidae 14 October 2015 12: 03 New
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    In July 1990, similar leaflets about the fact that we produce a lot in Ukraine, but we live in poverty, were pasted up at many factories and no one took them off, in 1989 it was easy to get a “trident against the Ukrainian flag” penny and openly carry it The badge is not artisanal, but of a very good quality of execution. The relevant services did not react to this in any way. I recall, 1989-1990. The Soviet Socialist Republic still exists, without the knowledge of the KGB, this would not have passed, but passed. So it's not so simple. The Union it was not so much Ukraine that collapsed as the highest party apparatus of the republic. Everyone suddenly wanted to be kings, not governors. But Borka played the main violin. I think so.
    1. tolian 15 October 2015 08: 08 New
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      And you are not mistaken. This is not only your opinion. This, confirmed by the mass of facts, is a phenomenon. The drunk Borya was eager for kings (since childhood he was ill with this) and applied the method of gifting others eager for kings. And there are more than enough of them from the KGB and the Ministry of Internal Affairs to the sands of Karakalpakstan and the Nenets plague. And we, the final one, are not exactly liberalists, with a howl of approval they supported him. Now they are again unhappy. Howls are no longer approved. And it will always be so !!! Without the Stalin. Do not believe? Look at the howl in Germany about the invasion of aliens. But for decades, Germany was ousted and rejoiced at cheap rabsile. Every German was king. They did not pay attention to the comments on what this would lead to.
  21. Olezhek 14 October 2015 12: 17 New
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    Romania, Hungary, Poland are able and willing to administer the western territories of Ukraine, and will do it much more efficiently than Kiev, which failed in all respects.


    Absolutely right - the main thing for citizens is that there is light, bread, gasoline and the police work ...
    Farewell Ukraine, I will not see you again ...
    1. tolian 15 October 2015 08: 32 New
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      The smartest thing for Russia is to preserve these lands (the present Outskirts) as part of the Russian Federation, as it was in the Empire and the USSR. The question is how to do this. I'm not special. Let Medvedev and Putin think if three ... they want to sit in the appropriate chairs. It would be nice to clean it thoroughly from the Natsik-Bandera, to set the brains on the young Svidomites, starving from the generosity of Geyropa, who wanted a Schengen and a merce with chocolate bacon. And those who received the toilet for cleaning. The older generation is smarter. We saw a lot and know what they came to, or rather, the descendants of the SS generals and the Bander with the Shukhevychs brought the country. such as Lyashki, boxers-repeaters, kleptomania Yulka-kala moyshy and other riffraff. What is wrong, "gentlemen" Ukrainians?
  22. pinhead 14 October 2015 12: 41 New
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    Quote: Flexsus
    Trained in a rocking chair ...

    the guy worked with such weights ...
  23. Vlad5307 14 October 2015 14: 26 New
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    Quote: ARES623
    Mold of the late 70s - 80s did a disservice to a large country. The reins were thrown, and all sorts of kuchma and ko appeared in the republics.

    Unfortunately, the mold that destroyed the USSR did not appear in the 70s, but earlier - with the advent of an illiterate moron Khrushchev! It was he who led the CPSU to Trotskyism, it was under him that the party organs replaced the state ones and were not responsible for the mistakes made in the economy, it was under him that the USSR first began to constantly buy grain abroad (USA, Canada), it was he who led the party out of the way proposed by Stalin for year to death. Well, Brezhnev only continued and developed all the negativity that Khrushchev and his comrades spawned. Here are the sources of decay and further betrayal of the top of the CPSU, which led to the collapse of the USSR. The comrades made many more mistakes after the death of I.V. Stalin. Andropov’s attempt to return the country and the party to the construction of socialism failed due to his quick death. Well, after that, comrades led by the State Department finished off the country. This is brief, overview of what happened after the death of I.V. Stalin, and it is clear why they vulgarized and slandered him and the time of his government. hi
  24. Morf 14 October 2015 14: 44 New
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    [quote = sl22277] "Ukrainians" are not born, they become through a long processing. "Ukrainization" would not be needed if the "Ukrainian" could be born. A convinced “Ukrainian” is one who has been convinced that he is better than the Russians, and therefore another. / quote]
    rather, "worthy of a better Ukrainian by birth", and only then "another"
  25. smith7 14 October 2015 16: 42 New
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    And I hope (dream, fantasize wink) that Ukrainians will go through the biblical prodigal son. Having passed this path of deprivation and adversity, they will return to the "Father's House" with a repentant head. This path is long, difficult, not everyone will reach it to the end. But without going along this path, these. Russians, in fact, people will not understand where their Motherland is. Learning from your own mistakes hurts, and it hurts especially if you "ride a rake." But my dream is dying away with each new exit from the state 404. It’s a shame, “it’s not like idlers and could live” fool
  26. Xsanchez 15 October 2015 01: 06 New
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    Uzbagysya, even if we crawl no longer accept. Traitors especially. Soon to Ukraine defaulted, so all the tastiest of the non-stock will be taken out, and that nobody needs to leave nafig.