Europe is threatened with a new deadly epidemic

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Europe is threatened with a new deadly epidemic


After the terrible threats in the form of bird flu, African swine fever, mad cow disease and Ebola, our old continent is in danger again: this time it is carried by a new unknown disease, which the scientists called “Praeiudicatum Febris” or Kengurin fever.

According to George Mark Emsley (John Mark Emsley), a well-known Australian epidemiologist, this disease first manifested itself several years ago, but scientists have not yet been able to determine its causative agent or source of origin.

However, Emsley is convinced that this disease is of artificial origin and, apparently, American biological laboratories scattered all over the world are directly related to it.

In the laboratory of George Mark Emsley there are several pens in which there are groups of kangaroos. Due to this, scientists have the opportunity around the clock to observe the life of animals and monitor the development of the disease.

So, the researchers say, the initial signs of infection is at times a missing look. Eyes periodically rush to the tip of the nose, and then diverge in different directions. The temperature rises and appetite disappears. In addition, as a result of the experiment, it was possible to prove that the male kangaroo at the same time dramatically increases craving for alcohol, then megalomania appears, and they imagine themselves to be lions.

At the second stage of the disease, male kangaroos begin to gallop, and the whole herd follows their example. High jumps continue until complete exhaustion of forces, which often leads to relapses in the form of fractures and other injuries. The sick gradually cease to realize the reality, they have a split, and sometimes even a rasterization of the personality.



At the third and final stage of the disease, kangaroos lose their orientation in space and begin to perform actions that can only testify to complete insanity: they try to climb trees, hunt each other, make a growl, attack people, and also have sexual relations with floor.

Scientists believe that "Praeiudicatum Febris" is mainly transmitted by airborne droplets, and its viruses are able to travel long distances. However, infection is also possible through direct contact, for example, with a handshake.

So the researchers found that the former Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott was one of the first to become sick, who at the very beginning of the illness before the APEC summit announced that he would seize Russian President Vladimir Putin "by the breasts." In the second stage of the disease, Tony Abbott imposed sanctions against Russia, and also demanded the creation of an international tribunal to investigate the Boeing-777-200 catastrophe over the Donbas in July 2014.

Abbott's disease became so obvious that in September 2015, the Australian Liberal Party, of which he is a member, trying to hide the serious illness of Tony Abbott, removed him from the post of prime minister.

However, the epidemic could not be stopped. Dr. George Marc Emsley sees the primary signs of illness in many political figures with whom the former Australian Prime Minister spoke. For example, the seriously ill Australian Foreign Minister Julie Bishop now and then proposes to create a "tribunal of grieving countries" for the Malaysian "Boeing" disaster in the South-East of Ukraine, and according to Bishop, Ukraine itself gave permission for the flight of the deceased airliner over the territory where the fighting is taking place.

No less difficult is the course of the disease for Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper, who is deceiving Russia to withdraw her troops from Ukraine, although they are not there, not to allow the Russian Federation into the G8, and also promises to help Europe with energy if Russia stop supplying oil and gas there.

After some time, Kengurin fever appeared in the United States. There, several high-level officials became ill at once, and, sadly to admit, President Barack Obama himself.

Dr. Emsley was convinced of this after Obama's speech at the UN General Assembly, when he called for spreading democracy throughout the world, and said that the rules of this democracy, as well as its conformity with democratic canons, will be decided only in the United States. They will decide to what extent the regime is legitimate in a particular country. Thus, the scientist believes, there is a course of the second stage of the most severe disease, that is, a loss of a sense of reality and a disorder of personality.



It is absolutely clear that only sufficiently rich countries can afford to deal with such a severe and almost unexplored disease. German medicine known all over the world has achieved certain success in this and the state of Chancellor Angela Merkel has recently improved somewhat, but these improvements are sporadic. So, Merkel calls for peace in Europe, but at the same time allows the German Tornado aircraft to be converted into carriers of American atomic bombs. All this is evidence of the initial stage of the disease.

No less difficult is the spread of the epidemic in Sweden, where non-existent Russian submarines periodically catch.

True, there is hope for a temporary improvement in the health status of French President Francois Hollande. The epidemic has not actually affected Serbia, Italy, and Spain. The disease was completely safe for China, India, Russia, Brazil, Belarus, Kazakhstan, Brazil, Venezuela and some other countries.

Particularly difficult "Praeiudicatum Febris" occurs in the countries of Eastern Europe because of their very limited financial capabilities with regard to the development and use of the latest achievements of medicine.

George Mark Emsley stated bitterly that, despite all his extremely lucrative offers, President of Ukraine Petro Poroshenko flatly refused to use his services, while the epidemic reached gigantic proportions and passed into the third critical stage. Begging from other countries has become a national idea. A significant part of the population is already jumping in this country, and those who want to stay healthy simply leave. The doctor is convinced that international intervention is needed under the auspices of the UN to stop the spread of the disease.

The situation with the Praeiudicatum Febris in the Baltic States, whose leadership is in dire danger due to an underestimation of the degree of danger of the disease, deserves special attention. Symptoms of the epidemic are expressed in the persecution mania, maniacal search for the Russian threat, the erection of walls at the borders and the demand for financial assistance to increase defense capability in the absence of threats.

To some extent, the epidemic has manifested itself in Bulgaria, the Czech Republic, Slovakia, Hungary, the Netherlands, Romania.

And, finally, the spread of Praeiudicatum Febris has acquired a very special character in Poland, the leadership of which, apparently, Dr. Emsley suggests, cannot be cured, since the disease has become irreversible.

Polish officials routinely make absolutely incredible anti-historical statements, dig up cemeteries, deny the obvious, that is, their country’s apparent guilt in unleashing World War II, and they don’t want to hear any rational or logical reasoning. They are striving to destroy Europe once again with all their might, which British Prime Minister Sir Winston Churchill (incidentally, second cousin grandfather of Dr. Emsley) told the Prime Minister of the Polish government in exile Stanislav Mikolajczyk so lucidly once told:

“Recently, I talked with your General Anders, and it seems to me that he consoles himself with the hope that after the defeat of Germany, the allies will then break Russia. This is madness. Russian can not be broken! In your perseverance, you do not see what you risk. We will tell the whole world what your folly is. You seek to unleash a war in which 25 million people will perish ... You are not a government, you are blinded people who want to destroy Europe. I will not go about your business. Think of them yourself if you want to leave your people to the mercy of fate. You have no sense of responsibility to your homeland. You are indifferent to her torment. You have only interests on your mind. Your argument is, quite simply, a criminal attempt to disrupt the agreement between the allies with the help of the "Liberum veto". If you want to conquer Russia, then act independently, you should be put in the hospital for the insane ... "

George Mark Emsley is convinced that only universal vaccination can save the world, since self-treatment is ineffective, and the further progress in the spread of Kengurina fever “Praeiudicatum Febris” can lead to the death of tens of millions of people.
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  1. +10
    30 September 2015 05: 35
    To her, dill is infested with kengurin fever. Symptoms are there ...
    1. +18
      30 September 2015 05: 44
      At first I believed, but the "symptoms" were put in their places. The contagious disease is observed in many "partners", in a word.
      1. +12
        30 September 2015 05: 52
        Quote: Oleg Chertkov
        At first I believed, but the "symptoms" were put in their places.


        I also believed at first, only after the symptom in males "craving for alcohol ...", I realized what kind of "contagious disease" it was.
        1. +8
          30 September 2015 05: 59
          Quote: B.T.W.
          Quote: Oleg Chertkov
          At first I believed, but the "symptoms" were put in their places.


          I also believed at first, only after the symptom in males "craving for alcohol ...", I realized what kind of "contagious disease" it was.

          And megalomania -
          (September 30 - LivDA.ru) President of Ukraine Petro Poroshenko is convinced that the European Union cannot survive without Ukraine, which should become a member of the EU regardless Moreover, the Europeans themselves are ready for this or not.

          “It does not matter whether the European nation is ready to accept Ukraine or not. I insist that the European Union cannot survive without Ukraine. Democratic Ukraine should be in the EU. I am optimistic enough that my dream will come true, ”RIA Novosti quotes Poroshenko’s statement, which he made during his speech at Columbia University in New York.
          1. +3
            30 September 2015 07: 48
            Quote: Kos_kalinki9
            I’m optimistic enough that my dream will come true ”,

            Yes Yes Yes. And after leaving his post as president, he wants to become a member of the European Parliament.
            By the way, given that in Ukraine there are American bacteriological research laboratories that were opened under Yushchenko, the author’s version has the right to life. Well, sprayed over Ukraine, tested, and carried on to Europe.
            Threat. And craving for alcohol manifests itself in many animals, for example, elephants, bears. (without any hint)
            1. +1
              30 September 2015 11: 47
              They not only spray, but also use the "techniques" of Chumak and Kashperovsky with might and main - they charge / infect directly from the screens. On my own I noticed that when I see a pig, I want to hang over right away, although I haven't been abusing it for a long time, and the rabbit just wants to give carrots, or a carrot for a pumpkin.
      2. +2
        30 September 2015 07: 56
        Quote: Oleg Chertkov
        At first I believed, but the "symptoms" were put in their places. The contagious disease is observed in many "partners", in a word.

        As a rule, a fever affects the upper layers of the state apparatus of countries dependent on the United States. One can note a multiple exacerbation of the dependence of individual states on the economic decline in that state and the presence of an external sponsor.
        It seems that the fever is transferred through American money, which means that with the fall of the dollar, the strength of relapses will drop to zero.
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    3. +4
      30 September 2015 06: 46
      "Eyes periodically rush to the tip of the nose, and then diverge to the sides, ... there is a craving for alcohol, megalomania appears, ... makes jumps up to exhaustion"
      And what is there to explore? The virus went from Porashenko. He has all these symptoms. laughing It is urgently needed to isolate!
      1. +3
        30 September 2015 07: 05
        Quote: siberalt
        And what is there to explore? The virus went from Porashenko. He has all these symptoms. laughing It is urgently needed to isolate!

        Only shooting. I infected almost the entire herd. Forgive me, wildlife advocates. bully
    4. +1
      30 September 2015 10: 21
      Symptoms are there ...


      Jumping ... the second stage ....
  2. Riv
    +1
    30 September 2015 05: 38
    And I will like the picture where the kangaroo stuck his head in the watering can. Sorry for the animal of course, but it’s funny ...
    1. 0
      30 September 2015 07: 35
      It is a pity for the watering can, there are no sick and infectious Australo-Kenguris.
  3. +10
    30 September 2015 05: 55
    I slightly disagree with V. Komarovsky. In Russia, individuals with symptoms of this HORRIBLE disease also appeared. True, those who are closer to the second stage left for their brothers in "misfortune." And some still stay with us, in Russia, though they try to hide the symptoms of the disease, as best they can. Some dark glasses are put on so that others do not see the absent gaze, but you cannot hide an awl in a bag. You need to treat them.
  4. +4
    30 September 2015 06: 09
    Yes, the disease is very serious, I would notice that the infected people have a craving for suicide of their own state, and sometimes their people.
  5. +4
    30 September 2015 06: 10
    Not bad, laughed. Particularly pleased:
    "" The disease turned out to be completely safe for China, India, Russia, Brazil, Belarus, Kazakhstan, Brazil, Venezuela and some other countries. "
    Although there are some doubts. Liberals and other pro-Westerners are at risk.
  6. +5
    30 September 2015 06: 18
    However, infection is possible with direct contact, for example, with a handshake.


    It’s scary for the President. The other day, he pledged with Obama. I hope the doctors are safe, in advance they have been vaccinated.
    1. +1
      30 September 2015 07: 57
      Quote: Kos_kalinki9
      It’s scary for the President. The other day, he pledged with Obama. I hope the doctors are safe, in advance they have been vaccinated.

      The sane have innate immunity! bully
      1. 0
        30 September 2015 13: 06
        Quote: andj61
        Quote: Kos_kalinki9
        It’s scary for the President. The other day, he pledged with Obama. I hope the doctors are safe, in advance they have been vaccinated.

        The sane have innate immunity! bully

        Thanks, reassured !!!! Worried. Strong.
  7. +1
    30 September 2015 07: 03
    At the second stage of the disease, the kangaroo males begin to ride, and their herd follows their example.


    That they learned from the Nazis Maidanutyh.
    The Ukronatsiki, along with the Australian Prime Minister, were almost in a hickey. Well, apparently transmitted ... laughing fellow
  8. +1
    30 September 2015 07: 05
    At first, she even believed ... later on in the text I understood what it was about .. Bravo to the author! good

    Obama seems to be the carrier of the disease! He has such a megalomania! All the symptoms! And besides already in a serious form! I think they will bury soon .. hi
  9. 0
    30 September 2015 07: 09
    vaccine and pharmaceutical company developers will receive another billions in the fight against pseudo-epidemic, and then they suck in through corrupt governments.
    1. +2
      30 September 2015 07: 34
      Quote: pinhead
      vaccine and pharmaceutical company developers will receive another billions in the fight against pseudo-epidemic, and then they suck in through corrupt governments.

      Do you have any sense of humor?
  10. +2
    30 September 2015 07: 22
    Great article! Still, Slavic humor is more intellectual than Anglo-Saxon. Thanks to Pan Wojciech! By the way, I really like to watch Juliusz Machulski's films Va-bank and Va-bank 2. But the leaders of the "panstvo" are big and fat gnids, also, probably infected with a virus (anti-Russianism).
    1. +1
      30 September 2015 08: 00
      Quote: V.ic
      Great article! Still, Slavic humor is more intellectual than Anglo-Saxon. Thanks to Pan Wojciech!

      In fact, apparently, Wojciech Komarovsky is a collective image and is hardly directly related to the Poles and Poland. In Polish, his articles are not printed, but appear immediately in Russian - and always with elements of trolling and sparkling humor. good hi
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  11. -1
    30 September 2015 07: 26
    For a long time already known signs - corruption and corruption in combination with doom and greed. There are enough of them
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  13. -2
    30 September 2015 08: 05
    what kind of nonsense, write to satire, so at least put the epidemic in the heading in quotes.
    but in general I got graphomania on the site, I thought it turned out really important info turned out to be ...
  14. 0
    30 September 2015 08: 06
    Quote: koksalek
    Kangaroo fever.
    scientists have not yet been able to establish either its causative agent or the source of origin.

    The source was not installed, and the kangaroo was already accused ??? belay
    the initial signs of infection are at times a missing look.
    what
    Really ??? belay
  15. +1
    30 September 2015 08: 18
    The article is a plus, but I did not find something in the publication, how during the kangaroo revolution, the dignity of these kangaroos relates to the vodka and to the lard.

    It is impossible to believe that the nationally Svidomo kangaroos of the male sex, due to the total destruction of the independent economy, switched to schnapps and Bavarian sausages.

    Of course, they could eat and drink a German product, but who would give them ...

    Therefore, there comes a time of sobering for kangaroo horses. They will definitely stop jumping.
  16. +5
    30 September 2015 08: 19
    Quote: Kos_kalinki9
    vaccination done in advance

    Vaccination is needed only for Maidan wassat
  17. 0
    30 September 2015 09: 12
    Vaccination would not hurt some of our compatriots licking in the West and the United States.
  18. +1
    30 September 2015 09: 41
    Who does not ride - a kangaroo! laughing
  19. +1
    30 September 2015 09: 53
    George Mark Emsley is sure that only universal vaccination can save the world, since self-medication is not very effective,

    At this stage, vaccination will not help.
    means. Potion of Dr. J. Guillotin.
  20. +1
    30 September 2015 10: 05
    transmitted by airborne droplets

    Bullshit transmitted electromagnetic waves of the satellite and Wi-Fi bands.
  21. 0
    30 September 2015 10: 55
    I began to read with the thought - humanity is again in danger! I read it with firm conviction - to us, and those who are with us, there is no danger!
    A good portion of subtle humor in the morning))) Thanks for the article ...
    Let mattresses and those who are friends with mattresses
  22. 0
    30 September 2015 11: 23
    Quote: pinhead
    vaccine and pharmaceutical company developers will receive another billions in the fight against pseudo-epidemic, and then they suck in through corrupt governments.

    Quote: Kos_kalinki9
    Quote: pinhead
    vaccine and pharmaceutical company developers will receive another billions in the fight against pseudo-epidemic, and then they suck in through corrupt governments.

    Do you have any sense of humor?

    Europeans do not have it, they can seriously start developing an antigencurin vaccine
  23. 0
    30 September 2015 12: 35
    new coat of arms of Ukraine-kangaroo with a trident in its paws
  24. 0
    30 September 2015 13: 24
    Respect article, pretty much amused! I just want to say that this virus is not of modern but much ancient origin. Every century from the West, first to Russia and then to Russia, Westerners came when they had an outbreak of such a disease. And the Russian soldier then had to treat all these Westerners. This disease, unfortunately, cannot be cured, and its bacilli, called "liberalism", are quite resistant to influence. To prevent such a disease from appearing in our country, a serious sanitary and epidemiological regime is needed.
  25. 0
    30 September 2015 18: 26
    Another British tormented, well, rightly so!
  26. 0
    30 September 2015 19: 29
    Quote: Oleg Chertkov
    At first I believed, but the "symptoms" were put in their places. The contagious disease is observed in many "partners", in a word.

    As with any "viral" disease, the infection is transmitted from one "partner" to another. In Russia, there is a variety of this disease that differs in the name by the addition of the word "liberasnium"! Beware of "partners" stretching out their dirty hands to you, struck by these bacilli! laughing laughing
  27. 0
    30 September 2015 21: 31
    Spreading Cranberries! But damn it, talented outlines! Respect to the author.
  28. +1
    1 October 2015 20: 33
    "At the second stage of the disease, male kangaroos begin to jump, and the whole herd follows their example. High jumps continue until they are completely exhausted, which often leads to relapses in the form of fractures and other injuries. Sick people gradually cease to be aware of reality, they become split, and sometimes and personality disorder. "
    DESCRIPTION OF THE MAIDAN. Hto not jump, that. The epidemic began more than a year and a half ago in Kiev.