Candidate Test

Candidate Test



I am not an analyst, nor an official ... Just me!
I want to raise a few questions. Not about the internal vertical of power, but about external and internal politics. And I want to address them to the presidential candidate.

You are a presidential candidate. That is, are going to be legally elected president of a great country. I ask you to answer the following questions. The questions are structured in this way. that do not mean "floating" answers, it is enough to answer "Yes" or "No".

1. Do you know that the budget of the Chechen Republic in 10 exceeds the budget of the Far Eastern Federal District?
2. You know. What retirement (disabled, veteran, veteran of labor ....) impossible to live?
3. Do you know that it is impossible for a young family to buy an apartment, even through a mortgage?
4. Do you know that "the village is dying out" (we lose up to 100 settlements a year)?
5. Do you know that farmers can only sell their products to gang dealers?
6. Did you know that the price of domestic fuel exceeds its cost almost 10 times?
7. Do you know that the salary of teachers, doctors, policemen is combined with unemployment benefit in Greece?
8. Do you know that NATO is near our borders?
9. Did you know that 80-90% of citizens would veto a NATO operation in Libya?
10. Do you know that the President of the Russian Federation is also the guarantor of the Constitution of the Russian Federation, human and civil rights and freedoms?

Points:
If you answered "Yes" to all questions - you are a citizen of the Russian Federation.
If the answer is no, at least one question - you are a presidential candidate.
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  1. Varnaga 26 October 2011 08: 27 New
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    You know, I discovered an interesting relationship: the closer the date of the election, the dumber and dumber poztreoty become and the more hysterical their cries become. Bored, comrades.
    However, for the ending I would plus. Putting the question in this way, to comrade Be removes the discussion from the correctness and reliability of the govnovopsy questions.
    1. Mr. Truth
      Mr. Truth 26 October 2011 09: 32 New
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      As you have children with their "poets" tired. Israel does not give citizenship for this, at least a Jewish mother is needed.
      1. Varnaga 26 October 2011 10: 55 New
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        Do you want to mine for Izgail citizenship?
    2. LESHA pancake
      LESHA pancake 26 October 2011 10: 47 New
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      IT IS BETTER TO BE A PATRIOT IN YOUR COUNTRY THAN A SIMPLE Pindos.
    3. Tjumenec72
      Tjumenec72 26 October 2011 12: 53 New
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      This is not a patriot, but an abusive person !!!.
      The systematic attempts to create a fifth column from among the patriots by contrasting the people and the authorities are noticeable. Nurturing in especially patriotic youth revolutionary ideas and ethnic hatred.
      ENOUGH ALREADY WARNED !!! This is what you arrange in your west revolution together with gameparades!
      1. UAZ Patriot 26 October 2011 19: 59 New
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        +1 ... one conclusion. no matter how coronelian mnu there were no brawls - this will make things even worse and this is not an option! I think all Russians understand this !!!? Or is there such a lousy one who wants to wave his sword with a saber, and then build a new world on the ruins of the country! ??? am
    4. Ivan35
      Ivan35 26 October 2011 17: 06 New
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      Well yes, Varnaga! although I’m a supporter of the Communist Party (you know what’s not) and I don’t like that the oligarchs are still in power - but such an “article” looks like slander — neither the state nor the people are useful — we should not “beat the state!” country, so in this case I support your opinion

      We need another constructive communist propaganda convincing the people to take the position of Soviet people - and then both the state and Putin will be forced to evolve
      And such a "cessation" can play into the hands of our opponents.
      1. Tjumenec72
        Tjumenec72 26 October 2011 17: 35 New
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        And this "all-lost" is just cultivated by our opponents.
        I regard the current regime as the smallest of possible evils, because we do not have the right officials - we must educate them first!
        Where do they come from in 20 years. And then, the cat they are? - the same Russians.
        In vain, by the way, you attribute me to the centrists, I'm still more a communist)
        But the Communist Party, by the way, is worth rebranding (in the good sense of the word) and changing tactics a little - and the people will be drawn. "Cultivate" the population of Russia. Everyone can and should do this to the best of their abilities and capabilities!
      2. Varnaga 26 October 2011 17: 53 New
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        Yes, they hit me on the drum, after all, whatever one may say, communism suffered a crushing defeat with unprecedented consequences, which are still to disentangle and disentangle.
        And the crowd needs warming up, the West has the last chance next year to finally destroy Russia, Perestroika-2, all things. It is a pity that the near-by "onolitega-commentators" do not understand this and how obedient puppets create the necessary inf. background.
    5. Varnaga 26 October 2011 17: 55 New
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      Strange thing, everywhere I have a minus, and the rating is growing. It’s even becoming interesting for me to watch this competition, we will continue to work in this direction)
      1. Ivan35
        Ivan35 26 October 2011 18: 29 New
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        And we can plus you not only in the comments but also in the profile. So from me to you! Sincerely.
  2. datur 26 October 2011 10: 09 New
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    Mr. TruthRespect for comments and a solid plus. wink
  3. Kyrgyz 26 October 2011 10: 42 New
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    Chechen budget 2011 = 64 billion rubles population 1
    budget of the Primorsky Territory 2011 = 58 billion rubles 2
    there’s a difference, but not 10 times or even two (since counting in rubles per person is not quite right), plus they continue to rebuild Chechnya, and what can I say, it’s easiest to steal, and the budget is mainly cut by Chechens and ours’s blood Brothers"
    I also think that there will still be demand from the Chechens for 90-94gg and they didn’t deserve this money either, but h ..... frank nu why should I fence?
    1. LESHA pancake
      LESHA pancake 26 October 2011 10: 51 New
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      THIEF SHOULD BE SITTING IN PRISON IF IT DOESN'T MEAN THIS LOSS OF LOCAL AUTHORITIES THERE (LAW OF NATURE)
    2. Pole 9 November 2011 22: 52 New
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      I haven’t watched the post for a long time ... Here I argue with you. Maybe I didn’t determine the exact cost! and designated them with the word "budget"! Any questions about the costs of “Chechnya”? I can explain ...
  4. mitrich
    mitrich 26 October 2011 11: 06 New
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    If I tortured the author, I would put him in solitary confinement with a reproducer, from where Yakimenko’s speeches and the song “Such as Putin, full of strength ...” would be heard
    1. sirToad
      sirToad 26 October 2011 11: 09 New
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      bloodthirsty you however. what if a person excuse me, enuresis will happen? and then what to do with it?
  5. escobar
    escobar 26 October 2011 11: 37 New
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    Nevertheless., I would listen with interest.
  6. Owl
    Owl 26 October 2011 13: 51 New
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    According to the Myths of Ancient Greece, the gods quite often descended from Olympus to carry out all their affairs and knew the "real state of affairs." For more than 20 years, the “good Tsar” has been in power in “democratic” Russia, whom everyone is deceiving, hiding everything from him, therefore the “ruler” wants, but “cannot really help the simple People.” These "rulers" betrayed us in the Caucasus (we defeated Russia from our victory), deprived us of a normal Education (which was one of the best in the World), deprived of accessible Medicine, destroyed the Army, and the word (abusive for me) became their use "tolerance", our lands were flooded (with their submission, with their non-intervention) "hot residents of the mountain regions" who understand only power and therefore they need to be "dug up", now they are talking about conducting sociological polls in which about 46% of respondents will vote for "We eat Russia." I have already firmly formed the "image of the enemy", this enemy of my Motherland - the current government, the current "rulers".
  7. Astartes 26 October 2011 14: 25 New
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    On the one hand, it seems that Putin brought stability and some growth to Russia, especially when compared with the Yeltsen time of total ruin. But at the same time, Public posts, as in 90, are occupied by overt and covert traitors, and those who are responsible for the collapse of our homeland of the Soviet Union are still free and prosper. This is one of the indicators that the government, in general, did not change its attitude towards Russia, only being afraid of a powerful social explosion, and caused by an open hunger, they decided to throw a bone, Tsar Vova’s defender, and urine-taker.
    1. Owl
      Owl 26 October 2011 14: 36 New
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      In a social explosion, in riots, the "ruler" will be able to request "to bring in UN troops to protect nuclear facilities" and will legalize Russia's colonial status. Traitors are capable of anything.
      1. Astartes 26 October 2011 14: 44 New
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        You see, a massive social explosion was brewing then, the second civilian one in a country with nuclear weapons, in any case, there would be enough frostbitten officers who hated the then regime, and those who nurtured it, and would have flown to pendos so I think and fussed ....
  8. LESHA pancake
    LESHA pancake 26 October 2011 14: 32 New
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    PUTIN KGB-I STRENGTHEN THIS DOESN'T CURVE UNDER BOTH OBAMA AND THERE IS A LADY OF TRUST DOESN'T inspire confidence.
    1. Astartes 26 October 2011 14: 41 New
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      Putin walked under the traitor Sobchak, and the traitor Yeltsin, if he had not caved in under them, he would not have passed into power ..
  9. LESHA pancake
    LESHA pancake 26 October 2011 14: 44 New
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    MAYBE SO. HOWEVER, THE LITTLE DOG HAS BEEN LIKE YELTSIN FOR A LONG TIME. AND PUTIN WILL NOT LOOK AT THEM FOR ANYTHING.
    1. Astartes 26 October 2011 14: 52 New
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      Hozyaev remained, the very ones who fostered Yeltsin and the company, and there were certainly no innocent and honest ones ...
      1. LESHA pancake
        LESHA pancake 26 October 2011 14: 53 New
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        ABOUT OWNERS SPECIFICALLY.? VERY INTERESTING .
        1. Astartes 26 October 2011 15: 04 New
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          Look for someone who benefits from the weakening of Russia, who now behaves in the world like a presumptuous criminal who is not afraid of anything ... Remember Serbia, Iraq and Libya. Remember what the Russian authorities said, and tell me whether it was right? And as they call what happened, ordinary people ...
          1. LESHA pancake
            LESHA pancake 26 October 2011 15: 06 New
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            I AGREE TO YOU. BUT THE NAME OF THE SURNAME AND THE POSITION OTHERWISE AS IT CAN BE ACCUSED.
      2. solodova 26 October 2011 15: 19 New
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        Deripaska?
        1. LESHA pancake
          LESHA pancake 26 October 2011 15: 23 New
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          YES NUUU. THE USUAL OLIGARCH OF PUTIN HIS SURE FOR AN ETHY PLACE KEEPING.
  10. solodova 26 October 2011 14: 47 New
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    New joke from reality !!!!!!!!!! I ask for simplicity for spam, I already wrote this in another topic, but hotz means you can)))
    An employee found herself registered as a member of EP on the local regional site of EP-tsev! And I could not even protest, because there is no way to even register, that is, she seemed to have it (I tried it myself), but I need to dial an activation code, and where to get it is not clear !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    An article was written from her (an employee) about an event that she hadn’t seen in her eyes))))))))))))))
    Plus, she still found her friend there, who is also not a member of the party, she did not start a blog on the EP-com site, but there is !!!!!!!! Those. they take the data of reputable famous people and ascribe to their party !!!
    Photos torn from contacts)))))))))))) EP - you're beautiful! Have you not recorded me yet? in Er-tsy?
    Agitators go home - the guilty people are such unhappy, but they need to understand, this is their only opportunity to earn money. A friend makes money like this, goes to "work" for torture ... people don’t offend the agitators of EP, they just have nowhere to go ...
    1. LESHA pancake
      LESHA pancake 26 October 2011 14: 49 New
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      WHY DO YOU HAVE THIS SWAMP?
      1. solodova 26 October 2011 15: 16 New
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        Nowhere to go deeper. By the way ... they are already drowning with minuses ... they noticed ... But it is true, and it has already happened, people found out to themselves, thought it was an accident, now I see that it is a regularity. )))))))))
        1. LESHA pancake
          LESHA pancake 26 October 2011 15: 19 New
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          DIGGING DEEPER AND THERE STinkS. DESIRE DROPS DIGGING.
          1. solodova 26 October 2011 16: 01 New
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            It’s already so bad for me. But this is my country and I live here. So you need to roll up your sleeves, pinch your nose and clean.
    2. zczczc
      zczczc 26 October 2011 14: 55 New
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      solodova, this is nonsense compared to postscripts in elections.
      1. solodova 26 October 2011 15: 26 New
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        I know about postscripts firsthand. There is no digging to dig ... But finding yourself on the EP-tsev list is a shock for an honest person. )))
        People, look, maybe you, too, are already EPs.))))
        1. LESHA pancake
          LESHA pancake 26 October 2011 15: 28 New
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          DREAMING IS NOT HARMFUL.
          1. solodova 26 October 2011 15: 57 New
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            What is there to dream if I myself saw a page with the blog Er-tsev with my friend. which has nothing to do with Ep.
        2. zczczc
          zczczc 26 October 2011 18: 55 New
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          solodova, I once found myself in completely different lists, and two. He took charge of the Criminal Code - he was immediately politely expelled.
    3. ztk1
      ztk1 27 October 2011 01: 30 New
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      Two students also came to me, asked a stupid question about EP, got a perpendicular answer, smiled tiredly (maybe they also receive more specific directions of movement) and asked for a phone number, they say if they will check, say that they came in, campaigned. I myself was a student doing different work, so I understand them. They have small scholarships.
  11. zczczc
    zczczc 26 October 2011 14: 56 New
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    In fact, of course, any candidate will answer yes to all of these questions.
  12. gAMauzer
    gAMauzer 26 October 2011 18: 16 New
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    REALLY, if you want to live differently, you have two options:

    1) Leave everything as it is (even if you vote for the Communist Party, the Liberal Democratic Party or others, you don’t change a damn thing, all the deviations remain within the framework of the EBN oligarchic system) - and watch how slowly the country is falling apart. Which, incidentally, coincides with the vector of "development" of the whole of Europe and, in part, of the USA (slope in w * pu).

    2) Revolution and civil war. And observe how the country falls apart quickly (because, given the geopolitical situation, internal squabbles and the presence of nuclear weapons, an invasion of "democratizers" from the outside is inevitable).

    However, in this embodiment, there are two pluses. Firstly, there is no hope of victory for the progressive regime (although it will cost millions of victims and huge losses). Secondly: it is possible to reverse the Leninist option: turn a civil war into an imperialist war, with the subsequent collapse of all our strategic opponents (US-NATO, China). True, the latter is possible only with even greater losses on our part.

    By the way, I personally categorically believe that the army (the army itself, the lower echelon, not the generals), if the Butch rises against the Medveput (or Elderper, Keperfer or similar) oligarchy, will support the revolution, but will not go against it. And if in the hands of the progressive forces there is at least control over part of the nuclear potential, then the victory is already ours.
    1. Motherland
      Motherland 26 October 2011 18: 48 New
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      In general, I agree, but do not forget to learn from your own mistakes.
      And you can eradicate bears without bloody massacre
    2. APASUS 26 October 2011 23: 04 New
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      Quote: gAMauzer
      Revolution and civil war. However, in this embodiment, there are two pluses. Firstly, there is no hope of victory for the progressive regime (although it will cost millions of victims and huge losses). Secondly: it is possible to reverse the Leninist option: turn a civil war into an imperialist war, with the subsequent collapse of all our strategic opponents (US-NATO, China). True, the latter is possible only with even greater losses on our part.

      Why are you reading such a thing ??? What kind of ??? What are the advantages of the Civil War ??? One revolution has already brought so much grief that we still can’t dissipate it !!! We need one more ???
      Where in the rivers of human blood did you see the victory of the progressive regime ???
  13. mind1954
    mind1954 26 October 2011 18: 46 New
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    Only for manufacturing capital from manufacturing
    the economy behind the Communist Party there is an understanding of
    that the liquidation of private capital
    in mining, processing, energy,
    transport economy through nationalization (preferably
    confiscation) can save Russia and bring in the country,
    at least an elementary bourgeois order!

    PRIVATE CAPITAL IN THESE BASIC INDUSTRIES is
    the master of the country and the cause of all the filth and filth in the country!

    From him all the rot and betrayal of national interests.
    He destroys all the productive forces in the country,
    as a potential threat to their undivided power,
    wreaking unlimited corruption and chaos, as in these
    It’s very convenient to plunder the country without limit!

    Existing regime with its constitution, party, leaders
    he has "on the premises"!
  14. ZEBRASH
    ZEBRASH 26 October 2011 18: 52 New
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    If you answered "Yes" to all questions - you are a citizen of the Russian Federation.
    If you answered “No” to at least one question, you are a presidential candidate.

    I do not agree - presidential candidates know these problems very well, but with their solution ... recourse
    1. Pole 26 October 2011 19: 32 New
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      Answering “Yes”, the candidate acknowledges the problem. So it should be decided at a future post.
      Here the question is not about knowledge, but about solving the problem.
  15. gAMauzer
    gAMauzer 26 October 2011 19: 11 New
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    Motherland, medveputov - perhaps, but: not a SYSTEM.

    And THE SYSTEM is good ... The fusion of a semi-authoritarian executive power with an oligarchic legislative and semi-criminal judicial power, multiplied by the late-Soviet party vertical and clan type. Perhaps, such a unique construction of state structures has never been in history.

    The trick is that changing the medveput to any other batch doesn’t allow a damn thing, but only Worsens the situation: “fresh” energy is wasted on the “broom effect” (“each broom sweeps in its own way”) and shake up the vertical. Systems Theory: "an attempt to solve a systemic crisis by system resources inevitably leads to a worsening of the crisis."

    From a systemic crisis come out a “solution from the outside” - innovation, in the proper (not DAM) sense of the word (by the way, foreign intervention - don't spit - this is an example of such a solution, the first that comes to mind). Or, if innovations were not found or did not help, by restructuring the system, that is, by revolution.

    Mind1954, the reasons for the current f * ck - they are far from only in private capital (more precisely, in criminal capital) that has seized strategic sectors. SYSTEMIC CRISIS - economics, politics, society, culture - that's it.

    The same medveputes even had quite positive initiatives (the same exam, in its essence - in my opinion, is quite a good idea). They were - but: ruined by incompetent implementation (administrative crisis), sluggish reaction of society, positive or negative (social crisis), etc.

    And what about the state defense order? This is a direct sabotage of the orders of the same DAM and GDP.

    Not a single capital, and the Communist Party here is not a panacea, or even a palliative. EVERYTHING rotted.

    And we ourselves - including. A good society cannot have a craving state. And vice versa.
    1. Motherland
      Motherland 26 October 2011 19: 31 New
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      Yes, I know very well that changing the party will no longer help, but seeing the “peacekeepers” is much worse.
      How to express this idea ... But what if (well, given that all this will be supported by the FSB police, etc.), just a bullet in the head of the main reptiles of the government?
      This is not an exact expression of thought, of course, I do not know how to express it.
      Now I’ll type in minuses with such a thought
  16. gAMauzer
    gAMauzer 26 October 2011 20: 35 New
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    "Bullet in the forehead" - even with the support of the FSB and others - is, again, not a revolution, but a coup.

    That is, an attempt to solve the systemic crisis by the resources of the system. The system, at the same time, remains unchanged: vacant seats are occupied by other "main reptiles", the same "broom effect" is turned on ... The country continues to roll in the ass.

    The revolution, in the proper sense, is a radical “upheaval”, the destruction of the old and the construction of the new on new principles. Not only the power system, but the whole society - because the state is only an instrument of society: which society - such are its products.

    And about the "peacekeepers" - I said, "the first option that comes to mind." Another example of an innovative solution: changing the current demand-supply economy model to a demand-supply model — in fact, it already was, and it was military communism — and the current government and society are impossible under military communism.

    The solution "from the outside" - this means, not geographically from abroad, but "from the outside" in relation to the SYSTEM. Like a nuclear engine on an airplane.
  17. mind1954
    mind1954 30 October 2011 01: 24 New
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    Politics is a concentrated expression of the economy!

    And what kind of society was in 1917, good or bad?
    And there were, by the way, a minimum program and a program
    maximum!
    It is about the overthrow, through elections, of the fascist
    regime, no more and no less, and then the bourgeois
    democracy will show ....! Only, of course, about no
    “independent deputies” are out of the question - they,
    they will be immediately bought up, all in bulk, by uncles from behind the hill.
    This has already passed!

    PS Fascism is a political movement
    money-making part of the petty bourgeoisie,
    organized, directed, funded
    the most reactionary part of the monopolistic
    capital. Suitable as an official ideology
    all from the worldview of the money-grubbing petty bourgeoisie:
    chauvinism, nationalism, racism, Orthodoxy, Islam,
    but in fact the true ideology is -
    - anti-communism!
    Guess three times, WHY?