Seriously. Nutshellz armored codpiece

American developers from the company Nutshellz decided to test their new invention, which is the so-called armored codpiece. It is made of a layered combination of carbon-fiber and epoxy-Kevlar plates. The level of protection armored flystrip is indicated as second. It provides protection from the impact of low-power ammunition. For testing was used rifle ammunition caliber 22LR.

The company decided to create an armored element of protection, the need for which was spoken a lot by police and military. The armored codpiece is a kind of continuation of the theme of the so-called armored vehicles, made mostly of Kevlar and capable of protecting the soldier's groin area from being hit by thin bullets and shrapnel. The protection of the soldier's groin area is particularly relevant due to the fact that getting into this area of ​​the body leads to a large blood loss and death in the absence of timely medical care.

The ideas of protection of the groin area during the battle appeared in antiquity. By materials conferences at the University of Cambridge (30 April 2015):

The ideas of masculinity were deeply interconnected with ideas about military power. The protective fly was part of the costume of the German and Swiss mercenaries. On the battlefield, an armored codpiece was both a defensive and confidence-giving accessory. Not many cod-outs reached us. Rare "survivors" include metal versions designed to be worn with armor (Henry VIII cod can be seen in the Tower of London) and elegant woolen and velvet cords Svante Stensson Sure (who was the governor of Estonia during the Livonian War) and his two sons in the Uppsala Cathedral.

Company Nutshellz decided to test the development of its own director.

The director of the company itself asks viewers of the video not to repeat anything of the kind without appropriate equipment:

Comments

[pensioner]

What progress has come to ...
And when will they strengthen the back hemisphere?

[Baikonur]

armored CHOPIC for anus !!!!

[Natalia]

Yes, panties of course erotic.
But Mlyn, this is some kind of stupidity, well, suppose they shoot from PCVT, well, let's say the male genital organ will not suffer. Well, it gets into the femoral artery - and that's all, one fig Khan.

[drago36]

What is all this pneumatic about))), with AK will take it all along with the codpiece))))

[Xergey]

Even as it carries)))

[Saburov]

With AK there, hey and eggs and eyes will be, as well as the codpiece itself is scattered on the branches ...

[opus]

Quote: drago36

What is all this pneumatic about))

answer:

Quote: Author

made mainly of Kevlar and capable of protecting the fighter's inguinal region from hit by low-power bullets and fragments.

2009 Captain Joseph Rappold, Senior Surgeon at a British Field Hospital in Afghanistan: "the doctors noted many cases of injuries to the groin and the neck of British soldiers, which is not the case for Americans. "
(U.S. Marine Corps soldiers serving in the Afghan province of Helmand with the British, wear extra protection for the groin and an elongated collar to protect the neck. )
The Independent: there are cases when British soldiers traded with the US military inguinal protection elements. Hospital nurses also recommended to use for these purposes the protection that is used when playing cricket.

According to the materials of the American war in Vietnam, the average injuries of the pelvis, kidneys and urinary tract amounted to 4,5% (O. Salvatiera, T. Oschner, F. Busch, 1969)

[matross]

Quote: Natalia

PCVT

KPVT
If he gets into any body, protected or not - Khan. And the size of the codpiece here again does not matter
However, your interest in the topic certainly inspires respect

[Natalia]

Quote: matRoss

KPVT

Ahhh, well, you see, after all, I thought that the PKVT was a large-caliber Vladimirov tank machine gun.

But it’s also called - KPVT - a heavy machine gun of Vladimirov’s tank.

P.E. ..... well, something like that )

However, your interest in the topic certainly inspires respect

And actually - this one, by the way - the little girl (supposedly armored) she ...... will play only a fatal role with a man.

Those. diapers, as I understand it, are not fully armored, right? Armored only pimpochka.
That means. if a bullet of a caliber of at least 12,7 mm flies into the jacket, male dignity will blow inside the body cavity (and the priests) with enormous, non-human strength ...... in this case, uh ... economy - turns into an amlet. Yes?
those. the man will return home already castrated ....... yes?

[barik92090]

He will change sex and will be just a woman, but very aggressive.

[barik92090]

He will change sex and will be just a woman, but very aggressive.

[vasyukov]

And if a woman comes in with a 12,7mm bullet, the feminine, then there is honor, preserved from a young age, sometimes until old age, but if isho with a displaced center of gravity, then ... uh ... the economy turns into .. omelet, no? ovaries are present, essentially the same eggs. Yes? Zhentschschina will return home whistlingly-penetrating, and she will open her mouth, you can see the boots, and from below, respectively, you can look at the sky ... yes?

[Natalia]

Quote: vasyukov

And if a woman flies a bullet of 12,7 mm caliber, the feminine, then there is honor, preserved from a young age, sometimes to the very

Ahhhhhh, well, okay, I’ll immediately perceive my information with hostility. I didn’t say offense ...... and not to offend, if I hurt YOU - SORRY ....

Yes, you know, if YOU feel better, an EU 12,7 mm bullet will fly at me ........ hmm, ......... then I will most likely die ...

So ..... some kind of silly topic, with armored diapers

[Freelancer7]

12,7 to any place if it flies in - the outcome is lethal. To be precise - getting into the lower part of the body carries a part the size of a bucket of 2-5 meters.

[matross]

Quote: Natalia

Those. diapers, as I understand it, are not fully armored, right? Armored only pimpochka.
That means. if a bullet of a caliber of at least 12,7 mm flies into the jacket, male dignity will blow inside the body cavity (and the priests) with enormous, non-human strength ...... in this case, uh ... economy - turns into an amlet. Yes?
those. the man will return home already castrated ....... yes?

Any Hollywood screenwriter will envy the richness of your imagination
And any screenwriter with deep knowledge in millimeters of male strength calibers

[Natalia]

Quote: matRoss

Any Hollywood screenwriter will envy the richness of your imagination
And any screenwriter with deep knowledge in millimeters of male strength calibers

Oh oh oh, and for you men have no less knowledge in different parts of the female body, give you only the will, you will tell everything. There comrade VASYUKOV - how much he knows ....

[just exp]

But will it return? maybe he will be ashamed, well, that’s if he survives, because the omelette is not compatible with the scrub.

[Ivan_ich]

Quote: matRoss

Quote: Natalia

PCVT

KPVT
If he gets into any body, protected or not - Khan. And the size of the codpiece here again does not matter
However, your interest in the topic certainly inspires respect

Yes, do not care. The main thing is not kul from LGBT ... Lucky Amerikos))

[Alex_Rarog]

Madame, even armored personnel carriers will not save from KPVT! But small fragments will stop!
And agree the hero with eggs is better than without them)

[Astrey]

@ On the battlefield, the armored codpiece was both a protective and confidence-enhancing accessory. @

pure water marketing. We give scicunas for hidden wearing. We press on the non-accessory. We sell on pushed - profit. Here is such an American dream - sell nothing for a horse price.

[just exp]

a corpse with a member is more beautiful than a corpse without a member.

[NEXUS]

Quote: retired

What progress has come to ...
And when will they strengthen the back hemisphere?

why? There are also full pants of tolerance.

[yushch]

I can say one thing: this guy has Faberge steel without any extra armor. Yes, and the shooter, too.
Taking off my hat.

[Throw]

They need armored pampers, heated, so as not to freeze

[clidon]

In general, the higher the cost of a soldier's life, the more thoroughly they will be protected. I would not be surprised if, three years later, everyone on the site will enthusiastically discuss the domestic armored system of "protection and provision of the fighter's groin area." )

[Natalia]

Quote: yushch

I can say one thing, this guy has steel Faberge without any extra armor.

))))))))))))))
What? Faberge is called? )))))

[Darek]

Quote: yushch

I can say one thing: this guy has Faberge steel without any extra armor. Yes, and the shooter, too.
Taking off my hat.

What if it hadn’t worked? That would be a video !!! Attendance record!

[Throw]

There would be a DARWIN AWARD!

[a.hamster55]

Why strengthen it? After such pipifax!

[Lt. Air Force stock]

Quote: retired

What progress has come to ...
And when will they strengthen the back hemisphere?

TIS-1, personal protective underwear Mikhalych!

[papas-57]

The bullet will tear off along with the codpiece.

[YohanPalych]

Quote: retired

And when will they strengthen the back hemisphere?

The LyazhkoEndCompany company is STRONGLY "working" on this issue

[pensioner]

Quote: YohanPalych

The LyazhkoSotovarischi company is STRONGLY working on this issue

Those. will rush to the "embrasure" and cover the most precious thing with their bodies, or what?

[YohanPalych]

Quote: retired

Those. will rush to the "embrasure" and cover the most precious thing with their bodies, or what?

And what to do. For "peremogi" and dupa, do not mind!

[Juborg]

Hike from the "air"! The maximum speed is 90-100 m / s, and where is such ammunition on the streets of America, even for grenade fragments the minimum (almost expiration) is 250-300 m / s, and the maximum is 700-750 s / s, for a pistol bullet 350 (Glock 17) - 400 (TT). It will definitely protect you from being kicked.

[sent-onere]

Yes, judging by all this peasant, the codpiece is why it is not needed, he already has steel eggs.

[sent-onere]

It was necessary to shoot from the AK-47 ...........

[siberalt]

Why come up with that? Wear hockey ammunition and go!

[Alex kruglov]

Yes sir! Based on the specifics of the NATO bloc, I think it is much more important to cover the rear - from the US Army that allowed openly serving in it fighting pederasts, you can expect everything ....

[olegff68]

But seriously, this device is a very useful thing in the equipment of a fighter ...
According to statistics, one of the most common causes of death of fighters is shrapnel wounds of the inguinal region, followed by blood loss (anti-personnel mines, etc.) And from here - Kevlar shorts with indelible antiseptic impregnation.

[Hubun]

well, it definitely won’t be superfluous, the inguinal artery is pouring blood over the fountain

[AlNikolaich]

Quote: Hubun

well, it definitely won’t be superfluous, the inguinal artery is pouring blood over the fountain

So, judging by the video, this device does not cover the inguinal artery ... Only dignity ...

[Hubun]

I tried to watch the video, but did not wait. I thought for a more serious little thing

[clidon]

So this is as part of the "armored vehicles"

[Wolverine]

I would like to look at the tester of these codices, but I’m sure that the voice is definitely a mess.

[71rus]

At one time, the Americans came up with a mobile toilet for the pilots: the pilot was offered, when there was little need, to connect the hose to the spacesuit and unfasten something there, the tests on the ground were successful, but as soon as the tests went into real conditions, this system was immediately banned. On two planes, the pilots were forced to eject, because it is impossible to relieve themselves on the fly.

[kolyhalovs]

Come on tell tales to you! Is it right to eject right away? To pee? Wow! That is, between options

1. Pour directly into a spacesuit.
2. Eject

they choose option 2. Because option 1 is some kind of shame, and the planes are still riveting. The country is rich.

[Mordvin 3]

And pampers tude fit? By the way, I could not enter the site directly. what's up there?

[a.hamster55]

something with the server

[Mordvin 3]

And I pounded on the door for half an hour, I had to go out the window.

[x587x]

Airsoft cod ...

[Asadullah]

I don’t see anything funny, take a look at the old army armored car. Groin lesions are one of the most severe. Well, if only anyone has the eggs of Genghis Khan.

[voyaka uh]

That's right. Bleeding cannot be stopped. When I was sitting on the turrets
under the ass he put the old body armor and tried to protect the groin with it.
and if you take off in a mine it will help, and from a bullet in front, if you're lucky.

[ispaniard]

Shalom Ubraha, Alex!
You are not the first, in the Great Patriotic War among the Soviet Air Force, it was very common to put pans under the ass in order to reduce the likelihood of injury from fire from the ground)))

[Asadullah]

Quote: Hubun

well, it definitely won’t be superfluous, the inguinal artery is pouring blood over the fountain

And you won’t drag the tourniquet. How many people died from this.

[Hubun]

here, and the swab gets wet in a swoop, it becomes insulting to tears ...

[RuslanNN]

For Europeans, this is not relevant, they would strengthen the ass

[MATROSKIN-53]

They would treat their heads, and they think about codpiece.

[mag nit]

And under the bottom they’ll put on double diapers, under the American brains.

[kvnvolga2008]

Why not an armored condom?

[INF]

Quote: RuslanNN

For Europeans, this is not relevant, they would strengthen the ass

They decided to relax the ass. It’s too late to strengthen.

[Stinger]

No need to be ironic. A very necessary thing. Sickle on ... no longer work.

[AlNikolaich]

Interestingly, did they come up with ideas to lengthen the bronik? Our combined arms armor is enough
long, almost to the middle of the thigh ... Another body armor (older) had a tight apron in front.
And they compose some kind of Tolerastic codpiece. Stupid people!

[sir_obs]

what is he defending only along the front, and if, as usual, with his foot from the bottom up?

[Nightingale]

Then Faberge, if any, is draining into shoes and the codpiece will not protect here.

[SU77]

They need to do armor-skirt to the knees. Still and tolerant.

[ssn18]

Yes, at present the most urgent problem !!!
The mattress needs to be preserved somehow.

[Hannibal Lecter]

Quote: Baikonur

armored CHOPIC for anus !!!!

In Europe, the fashion began to soak Tampax in vodka, shove it in the ass and go drunk. So, what is armored chopik is for them like an encoding.

[16112014nk]

Somehow everything is doubtful. It is not clear what they shot from. It looks like a serious weapon, a bullet from this one has considerable energy, and the effect of a shot is like from pneumatics. A real bullet would have knocked him down, definitely. In general, some kind of focus.

[andrei1]

Well done Europeans! They would still attach a segment of active protection from the tank there, so that the RPG would not take! If you get into the groin, then the bleeding cannot be stopped, BUT! Why, then, is there no such progress in creating a bulletproof mask on the face, as a continuation of the helmet? Or the bullet that hit the brain is no longer afraid of the European warrior? Or is there nothing to destroy there?

[Yves762]

Necessary thing. And the diaper will crawl under it ??? And then without it, absolutely nothing ...

[Evilcat]

22 LR? Those. small thing? I wonder how much they will shake off the government on this topic? The next stage is a baseball bat?

[Massik]

It is visible about such an ancient invention as an apron, not all bourgeois know yet. Since our shaggy years, the plate has a triangular 5th grade for an apron, at least with a nonsense, shmaly, and then damn it ... They have normal body armor so there isn’t anything else inventing it.

[sharp-lad]

And while the eggs do not turn into a bruise!

[sharp-lad]

And while the eggs do not turn into a bruise!

[dimunder]

It is also necessary to add KAZ to these underpants and in general it will be super !!! Nuts can still release them in the form of a string))))

[Sergey-8848]

In fact, the upper head in normal people is considered more important (with any blood loss). But, as it turns out, not everyone has it necessary and generally more vital.

[RiverVV]

Well ... I liked the idea. It remains for women to invent an armored bra and it will be possible to shoot "The Lord of the Rings - 2" Can you imagine Galadriel and Elrond in such an outfit? And the hobbits with armored troopers? And I'm even afraid to think what kind of death machine Aragorn will turn into ...

[afrikanez]

It remains to add some more iron and NATO soldiers will be like crusaders

[mik667]

These geyropeyskie semi-pokers need to protect their ass necessary for comfort.
And the fact that they can lie in the codpiece can be replaced, they do not make children, but amno knead

[terro]

For those who read begins with comments:

AMERICAN developers from Nutshellz decided to test their new invention, which is the so-called armored codpiece. It is made of a layered combination of carbon fiber and epoxy-Kevlar plates. The protection level of the armored codpiece is indicated as the second. It provides protection against the effects of low-powered ammunition. For testing, a 22LR caliber rifle was used.

Do not underestimate the enemy. The United States, no matter how it treats them, is far from last in terms of the quality of its weapons and it also has enough ideas. The ax site is not only about politics, but also about weapons, etc. So - the SECOND protection class !!! There are different tasks. And it’s not very awesome to run in class 5 armor, for example, in urban areas ..

[Nayhas]

I understand that the topic causes a lot of themes to mellow, but large arteries and veins pass through the groin, a wound in the groin often leads to severe bleeding that is almost impossible to stop, blood flows through the fountain. In seconds, a person is bleeding.
Well, there’s not much joy in getting a member cut off with a splinter of joy, or rather, it’s not there at all ...

[constantin.kiselev2014]

And for sex, at least something