British nuclear submarine HMS Talent "peered" at the maneuvers of Russian ships and hit an ice floe

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British Edition Mail On Sunday writes that HMS Talent, the atomic submarine of the British Royal Navy, received serious damage. It turns out that the crew of the British submarine conducted an operation to "track Russian ships." “Tracking”, apparently, was so fascinating that the crew did not pay attention to another object located in the waters. This is a large ice floe, which HMS Talent faced.

The collision occurred at the moment when the crew of the submarine at the last moment tried to send HMS Talent under the ice floe. It was not possible to escape from the impact of the cabin on the ice object, which resulted in damage to the British nuclear submarine, which was damaged, according to estimates of British experts in the amount of 0,5 million pounds sterling (about 750 thousand dollars).

British nuclear submarine HMS Talent "peered" at the maneuvers of Russian ships and hit an ice floe


According to the British media, a hole with a diameter greater than 2 m appeared on the wheelhouse. According to some sources, the incident could have occurred in one of the Arctic seas, where British submarines monitor the maneuvers of Russian warships.

After the accident, the engineers found a violation of the integrity of the layer of so-called acoustic tiles. HMS Talent will go through repair work at a British shipyard.

The HMS Talent submarine was built in 1988 and commissioned in 1990. This is the third British boat with the same name for history underwater fleet United Kingdom.
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  1. Ibrahim Botashev
    +65
    April 5 2015 11: 23
    That's right, Anglo-Saxons. am
    1. +209
      April 5 2015 11: 26
      British nuclear submarine HMS Talent "looked" at the maneuvers of Russian ships

      And from what he saw, her "roof" was blown off. laughing
      1. +146
        April 5 2015 11: 39
        A big ship gets a big ice floe! The commander of the ice floe with the call sign "Sniper" has been promoted.
        The crew of "Maryata" urgently purchases fenders and old tires.
        1. +21
          April 5 2015 11: 50
          Boat name Talent - means "talented", "gifted"

          No wonder the British have their own way, the name did not help

          1. good fair
            +24
            April 5 2015 12: 01
            Quote: bulvas
            The name of the boat Talent means "talented", "gifted"

            Mean alternatively gifted? wassat
            1. +23
              April 5 2015 15: 31
              And again, we are to blame - they followed the Russian exercises. Give more sanctions.
              1. +9
                April 5 2015 15: 48
                In the order of delirium ... Now their media will begin to "give out" the idea that Russia should be charged for repairs. Whose ships were you tracking? Well, the guilty one was found ...
                1. +43
                  April 5 2015 16: 23
                  In fact, such damage is not uncommon. Because ice floes do not make noise, therefore, in passive mode they cannot be detected, unless on very large ice floes and ice fields at the edges a lot of all living creatures squeak, scream, etc. Ours also fought periodically. Gremykhanians felled themselves, here is one of the Pacific BDRs after walking in the Chukchi Sea.

                  1. +11
                    April 5 2015 17: 36
                    Nothing terrible happened. As Comrade Carlson says, "It's a matter of everyday life."
                  2. +14
                    April 5 2015 20: 09
                    Do not minimize the feat of the fishermen who split the ice. And their battle mormyshki is generally a masterpiece.
                    1. Alf
                      +15
                      April 5 2015 20: 54
                      Quote: Reserve officer
                      Do not minimize the feat of the fishermen who split the ice. And their battle mormyshki is generally a masterpiece.

                      From the TASS message- "Today the British submarine Talent collided with an ice floe, as a result of which the submarine received damage to the conning tower. The ice floe's crew was awarded government awards, the captain was promoted ahead of schedule."
                    2. +6
                      April 6 2015 02: 16
                      Yes, fishermen are heroes! They go for fish anywhere in the ocean, even closed to swimming. I have a photo of our boat with marks on the wheelhouse from fishing trawl cables. They went into a closed training ground and stood on the foot with the nets released. We hooked them with a wheelhouse and dragged them a bit. Here the guys were surprised what kind of fish they caught. It’s good that the screws were not wound.
                  3. 0
                    April 6 2015 20: 54
                    k-443 George the Victorious. In 1983, I hit the asbergs a couple of times ...
                  4. -2
                    April 7 2015 10: 40
                    Quote: Andrey NM
                    such damage is not uncommon. Ice floes don't make noise

                    Quote: Mahmut
                    Nothing terrible happened. As comrade Carlson says, "It's a matter of everyday life"

                    According to the "conspiracy theory", the reason for the sudden sharp flooding of the "Far East" truler has been found.
                    On the night of April 1–2, a large autonomous freezing trawler “Far East” sank in the Sea of ​​Okhotsk.
                    Rescue operations in the disaster area began immediately after receiving a signal. 117 people were raised from the water. Saved - 63 people, found 54 dead. The fate of 15 people remains unknown, their search continues.

                    And something suggests that the "onatonula" is not for nothing that the "official line of the media" impudently persecutes and keeps silent all the others.
                2. +8
                  April 5 2015 17: 14
                  Quote: Andrew NM
                  In the order of delirium ... Now their media will begin to "give out" the idea that Russia should be charged for repairs. Whose ships were you tracking? Well, the guilty one was found ...

                  Yes, for sure, the Russians and the ice floes were specially sketched there.
              2. +9
                April 5 2015 16: 32
                Let them remember that in Russian waters ice floes are Russian, they don’t like strangers, but they are also slovens of Russians, but they don’t like strangers anymore, as they have proved now.
            2. +9
              April 5 2015 15: 34
              The Russians sank the Titanic with their iceberg. Now they are to blame for the fact that the exercises are conducted so interestingly, direct ballet.
            3. 0
              April 7 2015 20: 41
              Like a ship name, so it will sail))))
          2. +17
            April 5 2015 12: 03
            This is such humor .. English.. few understand it at all laughing
            1. +9
              April 5 2015 14: 32
              Quote: Cat Man Null
              This is such humor .. English .. few understand it at all

              And the ice floe understood them least of all. Reminded, an American aircraft carrier rams a Spanish lighthouse, article "I'm going to ram" http://topwar.ru/2480-idu-na-taran.html
              1. 0
                April 5 2015 14: 52
                It’s mine, I gave the wrong link, I didn’t find the article on military review, although I first got acquainted with this case, but for now I can read it here I give almost at random http://pikabu.ru/story/radioperegovoryi_amerikanskogo_avianostsa16_oktyabrya_199
                7_gpishut_chto_pravda_v_lyubom_sluchae_smeyalsya_ot_dushi__377146
                1. +1
                  April 5 2015 21: 52
                  I don’t remember who, but like Zadornov
            2. +2
              April 5 2015 15: 53
              But are you up to date?
              1. +6
                April 5 2015 18: 09
                Quote: Pilot
                But are you up to date?

                Definition:

                - What is "English humor"?
                - This is when one very intelligent gentleman says to another very respected gentleman something that others do not understand.

                This is exactly what both amuses smile
            3. 0
              April 6 2015 07: 21
              British experts estimate £ 0,5 million (about $ 750).
              It is too.
              Something tells me that only renting a dock for the period of repair and the docking procedure itself can cost a similar amount. Or are they taping up everything in the dock with tape? In order to economize.
          3. +38
            April 5 2015 12: 23
            The English submarine fleet is experiencing the largest embarrassment in recent years. According to one version, Her Majesty's newest atomic submarine, “Estuit” (“Cunning”), stranded off the coast of Scotland on October 22, was on the ground because of ... prostitutes who brightened up the difficult share of submariners.
            1. +15
              April 5 2015 12: 40
              What for! And we will have our own submarine with blackjack and sh ... mi! - said the Saxons)
            2. +16
              April 5 2015 13: 28
              53-Sciborskiy ..... the newest submarine "Estune" turned out to be on the ground because of ... prostitutes, who brightened up the hard lot of submariners.

              This is wonderful!
              As shown by post-Soviet practice, hohlushki prostitutes in Europe in Cheers!
              In this case, I am for Ukraine's accession to the EU. "Khokhlushki" on the pier are a modern formidable weapon against the Anglo-Saxon foe.
            3. +3
              April 5 2015 16: 58
              [quote = 53-Sciborskiy] The English submarine fleet is experiencing the biggest embarrassment in recent years. According to one version, Her Majesty's newest atomic submarine “Estuit” (“Cunning”), stranded on the 22 of October off the coast of Scotland, was on the ground because of ... prostitutes who brightened up the difficult share of submariners. [/ Quote

              Do you yourself believe in this nonsense?
            4. Erg
              +1
              April 5 2015 20: 45
              Cho? The valiant British submariners "hit" the resonance? wassat
          4. +5
            April 5 2015 13: 25
            Quote: bulvas
            This is the third British boat with the same name in the history of the submarine fleet of the United Kingdom.

            Quote: bulvas
            The name of the boat Talent means "talented", "gifted"

            Gifted, even more gifted, hit.
          5. +8
            April 5 2015 15: 33
            Now not "gifted", but "hit"! laughing
          6. +5
            April 5 2015 15: 52
            Pirates of the Baltic Sea 2.
          7. +2
            April 5 2015 16: 29
            It would be more suitable Talan (folk) = Fate, Fate, mostly ill-fated. Dictionary Dyachenko p. 708.
          8. +1
            April 5 2015 16: 30
            Or maybe it was not an ice floe?
          9. +2
            April 5 2015 18: 05
            Quote: bulvas
            The name of the boat Talent means "talented", "gifted"

            No wonder the British have their own way, the name did not help


            Now the name of the boat is "Dyra!"

            Previously called - "Talent" (Gifted),
            now you can call - "Alternatively Talented" (Alternatively Gifted).
            What in translation from English-tolerant to ordinary-Russian means - "Silly". wassat
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        3. gjv
          +13
          April 5 2015 12: 14
          Quote: lelikas
          To the big ship - a big ice floe!

          Quote: bulvas
          The name of the boat Talent means "talented", "gifted"

          First, they trained their "talents" on Scottish "fishermen".
          Observers watch the Royal Navy submarine HMS Talent conducting Dive and Surface Drills in the Kyle of Localsh, Scotland in 2009.

          Apparently, poor fellow did not expect that the ice floe would be firmer than a rubber boat! fellow
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          2. +6
            April 5 2015 20: 36
            The ice floe was made at the Chelyabinsk Tractor Plant.
        4. +32
          April 5 2015 12: 43
          Quote: lelikas
          A big ship gets a big ice floe! The commander of the ice floe with the call sign "Sniper" has been promoted.


          British submarine in the Arctic loitered!
          Until our ice floe quietly crept up to her.
          With all the power of an icy cabin fell over
          And the submarine "Saxons" is covered with ice!
          I would like to note what to argue here ?!
          We need to award our ice floe for a feat!
        5. -11
          April 5 2015 13: 56
          Let them take Russian beauties aboard, you will see the whole fleet sink without a single shot)
          1. +21
            April 5 2015 16: 59
            Quote: Friday
            Let them take Russian beauties aboard, you will see the whole fleet sink without a single shot)


            Russian women? Horseradish them bald. Let these Robinsons take Friday! laughing
            1. +2
              April 5 2015 19: 14
              I agree with you, let them "hunt" in Europe.
              There are plenty of heterosexual prostitutes.
        6. +4
          April 5 2015 14: 31
          Quote: СРЦ П-15
          And from what he saw, her "roof" was blown off. laughing

          As President Vladimir Putin said,
          Lawyers have such a concept as "kurtosis of the performer". You instruct someone to spy on, and they eavesdrop, you send to eavesdrop, and they spy.

          Well, as a result ... Yes
          1. +3
            April 5 2015 16: 42
            Quote: Sid.74
            Well, as a result
            after sticking a pencil into a keyhole
        7. +4
          April 5 2015 15: 49
          Quote: lelikas
          The commander of the ice floe with the call sign "Sniper" has been promoted.

          The captain of the ice floe was awarded the Order of the Red Star. soldier
          PySy: And on this basis, new sanctions will be ????? Yet the Russians were being watched. what
          1. DDR
            +5
            April 5 2015 16: 33
            Quote: vdtomsk
            PySy: And on this basis, new sanctions will be ????? Yet the Russians were being watched

            According to the UNCONFIRMED data of an UNKNOWN source: the UK Ministry of Defense expressed protest. According to which Russian vagrant ice floes attack English submarines! wassat
        8. +4
          April 5 2015 18: 13
          Quote: lelikas
          A big ship gets a big ice floe! The commander of the ice floe with the call sign "Sniper" has been promoted.

          I serve Russia soldier wink
        9. +2
          April 5 2015 20: 57
          Quote: lelikas
          A big ship gets a big ice floe! The commander of the ice floe with the call sign "Sniper" has been promoted.
          The crew of "Maryata" urgently purchases fenders and old tires.

          HMS Talent - the British Navy's nuclear submarine suffered serious damage when it collided with an ice floe, damage is estimated at half a million pounds. Allegedly, during the collision, the sailors did not notice the obstacle and sent the boat directly to the drifting ice floe.

          The large autonomous trawler "Far East" sank in the waters of the Sea of ​​Okhotsk on the night of April 2. Of the 132 fishermen aboard (including 54 foreigners), rescuers lifted 119 from ice water. 56 of them died, the rest received serious frostbite.

          The first version of the death of the trawler "Far East" was just a collision with an unknown underwater obstacle.

          Already then other data began to appear, allegedly there was an overload of the trawl, then they began to say that the ship was initially unstable due to empty fuel tanks. Then they began to blame the captain of the ship, who violated safety precautions.

          The first version is carefully forgotten.
          1. 0
            April 5 2015 21: 00
            It is extremely surprising that NONE of the domestic media, even in search of a sensation, is trying to connect the two facts. The British submarine HMS Talent was damaged in the felling, the Russian fishing trawler "Far East" at the same time was damaged, capsized and sank.

            That is, literally in the same news release it is said about these facts and ... nothing. There is no connection ...

            PS The opinion of submariners is interesting, would a boat manage to reach Britain in the time elapsed since the trawler's death?
            1. +3
              April 6 2015 01: 00
              Dear Volodya, I am not a submariner, but you are so persistent and lonely that I allow myself to answer. From the place of death of the trawler to small Britain in a straight line (or rather, a circle) will be about nine thousand kilometers. If we divide these km even by 72 hours (well, let's add a day of handicap), then in the waters under the territory of the Russian Federation and under a piece of dwarf European states, the HMS Talent should have moved at a speed of 125 km / h or more correctly 67,5 knots belay the characteristics of this boat do not allow it to overcome the barrier of 32 knots or land - 59 km / h. So draw conclusions. You have gone so deep into the theory of improbability that you missed the information about the rescued fishermen, who are delivered by surface ship to the nearest accessible port city, to provide full medical care and where he can arrive only after three days.
              Tie with conspiracy therapies hi
              PS Yes, and more! If there were shaves in that area, this news would not be there. However, like boats ... crying feel
          2. 0
            April 7 2015 17: 03
            Well, it is unlikely that Talent flew so quickly to Britain. Not many days passed from the death of the trawler.
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        11. +2
          April 6 2015 00: 51
          Or maybe it was not an ice floe again? Maybe someone will again paint a star on his wheelhouse?
      2. +95
        April 5 2015 11: 52
        British nuclear submarine HMS Talent "looked" at the maneuvers of Russian ships
        new joke in the Arctic
        1. +4
          April 5 2015 14: 41
          Such a laugh from the walrus is straightforward with the words: "nothing pleases so much as the failure of" friends "!
          1. +6
            April 5 2015 16: 07
            This walrus and bull is the captain of that ice floe.
            1. +24
              April 5 2015 16: 15
              Quote: Khagysh
              This walrus and bull is the captain of that ice floe.

              This is a young man, here is the commander -
          2. +1
            April 5 2015 18: 40
            Quote: morpod
            Such a laugh from the walrus is straightforward with the words: "nothing pleases so much as the failure of" friends "!

            No, the walrus just laughs from the gouging seaman)))
      3. +4
        April 5 2015 11: 54
        Quote: SRC P-15
        British nuclear submarine HMS Talent "looked" at the maneuvers of Russian ships

        And from what he saw, her "roof" was blown off. laughing

        Yes, peeping is not good. This is how it ends. And who will pay for the repair? laughing
        1. Kremlin agent
          +19
          April 5 2015 12: 31
          do you mean ice repair ?? laughing
          1. 0
            April 5 2015 15: 47
            Quote: Kremlin agent
            do you mean ice repair ?? laughing

            Well, why are the ice floes, they damaged their body there on the floor of a million.
      4. good fair
        +5
        April 5 2015 11: 57
        Quote: СРЦ П-15
        And from what he saw, her "roof" was blown off.

        Yes, we have beautiful ships! good
        1. +2
          April 5 2015 12: 16
          Having opened his mouth, he will swim away not far ...... Lions of the seas, eat your mother ....
          Quote: good fairies
          Quote: СРЦ П-15
          And from what he saw, her "roof" was blown off.

          Yes, we have beautiful ships! good
      5. avt
        +3
        April 5 2015 12: 19
        Quote: СРЦ П-15
        And from what he saw, her "roof" was blown

        No. The tower was led. laughing
      6. +1
        April 5 2015 12: 37
        Yes, it’s a freak to them that the face pissed them off just simply dumbly admitting that they missed it)
      7. Atanda
        +1
        April 5 2015 13: 49
        So look in the next time and remain without peers!
      8. +2
        April 5 2015 15: 14
        An ice rank commander was given an extraordinary rank - Captain of the first rank. laughing
      9. +6
        April 5 2015 15: 39
        Quote: СРЦ П-15
        And from what he saw, her "roof" was blown off.


        On the ship under the label "TALENTED" and the crew is out of the ordinary "talented, and the operation" by sight "was carried out" talented. "Bravo, brits !!! bully
      10. +2
        April 5 2015 15: 51
        So are they still compassing? And a pissed finger in the wind expose?
        1. +2
          April 5 2015 17: 03
          Quote: Pilot
          So are they still compassing? And a pissed finger in the wind expose?


          Dear, how do you think they should go? Enlighten the ignoramus ....
          1. 0
            April 5 2015 17: 19
            So it seems like the ZHPS is jammed in their box. And is there a grill in your nose? which sees everything on 300 km? Or are they all lying, Saxons?
            1. +1
              April 6 2015 12: 07
              Quote: Pilot
              So it seems like the ZHPS is jammed in their box. And is there a grill in your nose? which sees everything on 300 km? Or are they all lying, Saxons?

              Well, in their nose is more likely a sphere. But it is not important. This is a sonar antenna for lighting. She has nothing to do with navigation! The whole problem is that of a submarine. In the underwater position, it is not possible to determine its location by any reference point or by satellite navigation (there are options from the periscope depth or with the help of towed systems produced, but we will omit them, since they have limitations in depth and maneuver, plus this can lead to detecting pl).
              Therefore, the boat in the underwater position is guided exclusively with the help of a compass, map and lag, that is, dead reckoning! Everything is somewhat more complicated, but the essence of the names is this!
              1. 0
                April 6 2015 15: 13
                This is a sonar antenna for lighting.
                It turns out that the ice floe does not make any noise when moving and does not reflect the signal?
      11. 0
        April 5 2015 17: 16
        curious boat rip ice floe
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      13. +3
        April 5 2015 18: 11
        Quote: СРЦ П-15
        And from what he saw, her "roof" was blown off.

        maybe from what he heard? laughing
      14. 0
        April 5 2015 18: 33
        Quote: SRC P-15
        British nuclear submarine HMS Talent "looked" at the maneuvers of Russian ships

        And from what he saw, her "roof" was blown off. laughing

        No, where the gouging, there is always misfortune ...
        So says the popular wisdom ...
      15. 0
        April 5 2015 19: 30
        Don't open your mouth to someone else's "loaf"! ..
      16. 0
        April 6 2015 12: 37
        If the marines had also taken part in the show, then they would have crawled ashore soldier
      17. 0
        April 7 2015 20: 39
        What’s called a tower demolished ...
    2. +8
      April 5 2015 11: 29
      They were simply attacked by tetanus when they saw our ships. Couldn't move, imagining what our ships can do with their "small Britain" !!!
      1. +39
        April 5 2015 11: 35
        I hope the ice crew will be awarded !!!
        1. +7
          April 5 2015 11: 42
          Quote: Bone
          I hope the ice crew will be awarded !!!

          No - the ice floe was radio-controlled))
          1. +6
            April 5 2015 11: 55
            Unmanned !!! lol
            1. +8
              April 5 2015 12: 54
              Buryats were sitting there ... Those who are fighting ...
            2. +1
              April 5 2015 16: 09
              this is an idea! Pilotless ice floes ... and the English fleet.
        2. Poltava
          +5
          April 5 2015 11: 54
          it would be necessary to reward
          1. +127
            April 5 2015 11: 59
            Quote: Poltava
            it would be necessary to reward

            Ice crew awaiting reward ..
            1. +7
              April 5 2015 12: 38
              Thank you Tersky! Great humor !!!
              1. +8
                April 5 2015 12: 51
                Quote: Tersky
                Ice crew awaiting reward ..

                Made a deal, rest boldly! Ice crew must be presented for reward!
                Well, the clubfoot fell apart! As they say - Feel who is the boss! hi
                Respect for the photo, dear Tersky drinks
              2. +2
                April 5 2015 14: 50
                Starik72 .... Thanks Tersky! Great humor !!!


                And the bear, no time for humor. She clearly fulfilled the command "lie down", and as a member of the crew, she is looking forward to her award.
            2. +8
              April 5 2015 12: 52
              Is there a British submariner digested in his belly?
              1. +14
                April 5 2015 13: 28
                Quote: hrych
                Is there a British submariner digested in his belly?

                Not.. No. .., the personnel of the war ice do not eat such muck .... laughing
                1. +14
                  April 5 2015 13: 40
                  Quote: hrych
                  Is there a British submariner digested in his belly?

                  Quote: Tersky
                  normal bears do not eat such muck ..


                  What's in the belly of a bear?
                  He really tends to sleep.
                  Maybe languishing there
                  Britain's submariner?

                  I ate a teddy bear fish,
                  Poison to him a burden!
                  Normal bears
                  Do not eat such muck !!!

                  And really, because this Anglo-Saxon rotten meat can be poisoned. drinks
                  1. +3
                    April 5 2015 16: 56
                    And really, because this Anglo-Saxon rotten meat can be poisoned.

                    Continuous GMO ....
                2. +31
                  April 5 2015 13: 59
                  Quote: Tersky
                  Not .. no .., the personnel of the war ice do not eat such muck .... laughing

                  The award found a hero -
                  1. avatar
                    +5
                    April 5 2015 15: 08
                    Quote: lelikas
                    The award found a hero -

                    something is not enough, each on a box, to put everyone on contentment and wish them further success in serving smile
            3. +7
              April 5 2015 14: 10
              Quote: Tersky
              Quote: Poltava
              it would be necessary to reward

              Ice crew awaiting reward ..

              Serious guys !!! It would be somehow not Christian or divine to leave these without a reward !!! hi
        3. +10
          April 5 2015 12: 19
          maybe they immediately said in the internet that the ice floe crew was presented for state awards
      2. +3
        April 5 2015 12: 42
        Was our overturned fishing trawler refrigerator refrigerated by chance?
        1. +4
          April 5 2015 12: 55
          Oh, and by the way, where did the tower blow the boat?
    3. +11
      April 5 2015 11: 37
      It’s good that I didn’t drown! No matter how I treat our potential "friends," but in peacetime, military men shouldn’t die in the line of duty!
      Such a job! Ours are watching them, they are behind us!
      1. +19
        April 5 2015 11: 43
        Why do you remember the bike:
        - the destroyer of the US Navy ahead of the course at night saw the lights.
        Radio Captain:
        - I demand an unidentified object to leave our course!
        - I will not leave ...
        - then we will fire at you and make you leave the course!
        - I don’t care, I'm a lighthouse keeper ..
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        2. +12
          April 5 2015 12: 44
          Actually, it was like that ...
          Conversation of an American aircraft carrier with a Spanish lighthouse at Cape Finisterre (Galicia)
          Spaniards (clutter in the background):
          - ... Says A-853, please turn 15 degrees south to avoid a collision with us. You are moving right at us, a distance of 25 nautical miles.
          Americans (background noise):
          - We advise you to turn 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision with us.
          Spaniards:
          - The answer is negative. Repeat, turn 15 degrees south to avoid a collision.
          Americans (different voice):
          “The captain of the ship of the United States of America is speaking to you.” Turn 15 degrees north to avoid a collision.
          Spaniards:
          “We do not consider your proposal either possible or adequate; we advise you to turn 15 degrees south so as not to crash into us.”
          Americans (in elevated tones):
          - CAPTAIN RICHARD JAMES HOWARD SPEAKS TO YOU, USS LINCOLN AIRCRAFT COMMANDER OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, SECOND BY THE MAJORITY OF THE Navy OF THE AMERICAN Navy. We are escorted by 2 cruisers, 6 destroyers, 4 submarines and numerous support ships. I DO NOT ADVISE YOU - I ORDER TO CHANGE YOUR COURSE BY 15 DEGREES IN THE NORTH. OTHERWISE, WE WILL BE FORCED TO TAKE THE NECESSARY MEASURES TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF OUR SHIP. PLEASE IMMEDIATELY REMOVE OUR COURSE !!!
          Spaniards:
          “Juan Manuel Salas Alcantara is speaking to you.” There are two of us. We are accompanied by a dog, dinner, 2 bottles of beer and a canary, which is now sleeping. We are supported by the radio station and channel 106 “Extreme situations at sea”. We are not going to turn anywhere, given that we are on land and are the A-853 lighthouse on Cape Finisterre of the Galician coast of Spain. We have no idea what place we have in size among the Spanish lighthouses. You can accept everything ... !!! measures that you consider necessary, and do anything to ensure your safety ... !!! ship that will smash into smithereens on the rocks. Therefore, once again, we strongly recommend that you do the most meaningful thing: change your course 15 degrees south to avoid a collision.
      2. Poltava
        +2
        April 5 2015 11: 55
        You are right, of course ... BUT ...
      3. +1
        April 5 2015 12: 20
        Well, the crew can be removed and the sprat to the bottom!
      4. +10
        April 5 2015 13: 11
        Quote: Finches
        It’s good that I didn’t drown!

        Thank you, you are a true jeltman!
        But to the question.
        According to British media, appeared on the wheelhouse hole diameter over 2 m.
        From the point of view of the submariner - this is BSK! (bullshit). Since it is impossible to equate the railing of the retractable devices with the conning tower - equally strong with the submarine hull. Then yes - a hole, the flow of water to the CPU, the struggle for survivability, etc.
        Here they simply "crushed" the element of the leaky part of the superstructure, which gives better streamlining to the boat ... "Delov - for a couple of puffs of the" Pamir ". But the anti-sonar coating (" violation of the integrity of the layer of so-called acoustic tiles ") will have to be glued in the factory.
      5. +4
        April 5 2015 17: 00
        It was still not enough for this bucket, a lantern in the Arctic.
    4. +8
      April 5 2015 11: 38
      This is only the first experimental ice floe; real ice floes are scheduled to be launched for 2018 year.
      "Goodbye America and NATO"are called. soldier
    5. aepocmam
      +4
      April 5 2015 11: 46
      "Anglo-Saxons" should now be written after two "C" - "Anglo-Saxons".
    6. +4
      April 5 2015 12: 02
      I hope personally V.V. Putin they do not blame this ?!
      1. +2
        April 5 2015 13: 12
        And who else is to blame? Of course, Putin, he froze the ice and sent him to the exercises, and personally !!!!! laughing
    7. +2
      April 5 2015 12: 45
      Quote: Ibragim Botashev
      That's right, Anglo-Saxons.

      I hope the ice crew received state awards?
    8. +1
      April 5 2015 13: 45
      The ice team was awarded orders and medals))
    9. +1
      April 5 2015 14: 00
      "They ripped off the nose of a curious Barbara at the market."
    10. +2
      April 5 2015 14: 11
      drinks quiet bottom naglosaksam what , I don’t know how to wish bad for the submariners what ,in general, we went on a buoy from our land and water area, otherwise you will stay there !!!!! am am am
    11. KOH
      -3
      April 5 2015 15: 37
      And the ice floe is not the "Far East" case ...? For some reason, I immediately remembered Kursk, a similar situation ...
    12. 0
      April 5 2015 18: 46
      arrogant Saxons, Dear, probably wanted to say ....................
    13. 0
      April 5 2015 18: 58
      Burn during repair. lol
    14. albatros.domanov
      0
      April 5 2015 19: 44
      And when they were not bad sailors.
    15. +1
      April 5 2015 20: 41
      The ice floe crew must be presented for the award. And the ice floe should receive the title of "Guards".
      And if the Britons show off, the next time we’ll send an iceberg instead of an ice floe.
    16. 0
      April 6 2015 13: 33
      They have such divers, they are used to diving in the pool with heifers.
    17. 0
      April 6 2015 16: 31
      probably in the Ukrainian news they will tell that the Russian ice floe attacked a harmless peace-floating nuclear submarine of the British Navy.
    18. 0
      April 7 2015 20: 47
      I think it’s better not to laugh at the Anglo-Saxons, they often do so that we are at war with each other, and not with them. Why is that? And today, we nearly burned our nuclear submarine. (Although at the time of writing this comment, it is still on.)
  2. +11
    April 5 2015 11: 24
    As young people say - "I cried" ...
  3. +23
    April 5 2015 11: 25
    There is nothing to openly mug about where you should not laughing good
    Even nature, and that on our side fellow
    Glory to "polite ice" soldier drinks!!!
    1. +3
      April 5 2015 12: 48
      The work of the pros is always fascinating! Let them learn.
  4. +13
    April 5 2015 11: 25
    Next time we'll take an iceberg with us laughing Peeping is not good, as well as diving!
    1. Poltava
      +2
      April 5 2015 11: 57
      Well, they are also bonded people. Although where are their locators? Failed from what he saw?
      1. +6
        April 5 2015 13: 16
        Quote: Poltava
        Although where are their locators? Broke down

        Tracking is in passive mode, so as not to shine in front of the enemy.
  5. +19
    April 5 2015 11: 25
    The British atomic submarine HMS Talent "peered" at the maneuvers of Russian ships and hit the ice floe.
    I hope the commander of the "ice" and her crew have already been awarded ...
    1. +45
      April 5 2015 12: 15
      Quote: svp67
      I hope the commander of the "ice" and her crew have already been awarded ...

      I serve Russia !!
  6. +5
    April 5 2015 11: 26
    What kind of periscope? The new Playboy number is out!
  7. +7
    April 5 2015 11: 26
    I hope the commander of the submarine "Ldina" was presented for the award ?!
  8. +7
    April 5 2015 11: 29
    In one word - the new "British Titanic"!
    Let everyone swim to us - and shaving, and am.ery! Enough ice for everyone!
    Conclusion: You do not know how to "walk" in our waters, NEFIG owl!
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  9. +9
    April 5 2015 11: 30
    Happy for our "friends", as they say "curious barbarian" good
  10. +5
    April 5 2015 11: 30
    The "ice floe" team will be awarded orders and medals.
  11. +2
    April 5 2015 11: 30
    Do not stop surprising!
  12. +5
    April 5 2015 11: 31
    Oh, how nice.
    Joy at the end of the week - awesome!
  13. +8
    April 5 2015 11: 32
    The moral of this fable is: "If you peep through the keyhole, you can get a door on the forehead."
    1. +6
      April 5 2015 11: 50
      Quote: VadimL
      The moral of this fable is: "If you peep through the keyhole, you can get a door on the forehead."

      Joke.
      Little Johnny is peeping through the keyhole for parents who have sex.
      - AND THESE people forbid me to pick a finger in my nose ??? !!!
    2. Poltava
      +3
      April 5 2015 12: 00
      Quote: VadimL
      The moral of this fable is: "If you peep through the keyhole, you can get a door on the forehead."

      Right in the bullseye good
  14. +8
    April 5 2015 11: 34
    What is it that they were shown from Russian ships that the Britons looked so good? ... Bravo to our sailors, let the amers be shown the same ...
    1. +7
      April 5 2015 11: 57
      Quote: Zolotse
      What is it they from the Russian ships showed that the shaves looked so?

      It seems that our sailors just swam. lol
      1. good fair
        +2
        April 5 2015 12: 08
        Quote: ksv1973
        It seems that our sailors just swam.

        Yes, you, gracious sovereign, are endowed with an ultrafine sense of humor! good hi
        1. +1
          April 5 2015 15: 32
          Quote: good fairies
          Quote: ksv1973
          It seems that our sailors just swam.

          Yes, you, gracious sovereign, are endowed with an ultrafine sense of humor! good hi

          Thanks, buddy! feel "KU" twice !!! Good luck, namesake!
      2. +7
        April 5 2015 12: 52
        Quote: ksv1973
        Quote: Zolotse
        What is it they from the Russian ships showed that the shaves looked so?

        It seems that our sailors just swam. lol

        You are right, ours were in striped T-shirts! wink
        \
      3. +17
        April 5 2015 14: 24
        -------------
        It could even be!
    2. Poltava
      +4
      April 5 2015 12: 01
      Quote: Zolotse
      What is it that they were shown from Russian ships that the Britons looked so good? ... Bravo to our sailors, let the amers be shown the same ...

      So already similar and it was on the Black Sea.
      1. good fair
        +13
        April 5 2015 12: 26
        Quote: Poltava
        So already similar and it was on the Black Sea.

        What, and there ran into an iceberg? love lol belay joke

        Small children! No way
        Do not go, children, to the Arctic for a walk!
        In the Arctic "Sharks", In the Arctic "Cheetahs",
        In the Arctic, big, angry Leopards
        They will bite you, beat you and offend! angry
  15. +3
    April 5 2015 11: 35
    And if a polar bear were sitting on an ice floe, they would not have returned at all. Without ice reinforcement, cutting in polar waters is fraught!
    1. +3
      April 5 2015 12: 55
      for nefig climb into our garden
  16. +8
    April 5 2015 11: 36
    Royal Atomic HMS nuclear submarine suffered serious damage


    And laughter and sin. The Russian threat, or rather to get any information about this threat, turned off the heads of the glorious British submariners. And if they had kicked not with cutting, but with heads, then maybe the brains would fall into place.
    1. Poltava
      +2
      April 5 2015 12: 03
      Quote: rotmistr60
      . And if they had kicked not with cutting, but with heads, then maybe the brains would fall into place.

      I doubt that even such a shake will help them learn to think in the right direction.
      1. +2
        April 5 2015 12: 08
        Correctly doubt, Irina from Perm.
  17. +9
    April 5 2015 11: 36
    Another confirmation of the degradation of Britons. Then after -8C diapers freeze to jo ... ne and fight Nizya. That ice is suddenly stronger than their submarine! How scary to live!
  18. +7
    April 5 2015 11: 38
    British nuclear submarine HMS Talent hit the ice floe ...

    From our side there is NO LOSS!
  19. 0
    April 5 2015 11: 40
    Maybe they crashed into a trawler.
    1. +1
      April 5 2015 12: 12
      Quote: Horseman
      Maybe they crashed into a trawler.

      But was it not from their supply that the trawler got into it ... something painfully many ice floes divorced ...
      1. KOH
        +1
        April 5 2015 16: 58
        No, here this version is immediately rejected, but in theory it could have been, I wrote about it, they also minus it ...))), in general, we'll wait and see ...
  20. +4
    April 5 2015 11: 40
    Curious Barbara in the market HEAD struck !!! ))))))))
  21. +5
    April 5 2015 11: 40
    Ahahaha, it's just a kapets))) haha, the submarine hit an ice floe))) I can imagine how our sailors were laughing at them)))
  22. +12
    April 5 2015 11: 45
    Well, what can you say: "Happy tinsmith's day!" hiCASCO then, though it was ?! recourse
    1. +6
      April 5 2015 12: 02
      Quote: ALABAY45
      Well, what can you say: "Happy tinsmith's day!" hiCASCO then, though it was ?! recourse

      BRAVO!!!!! good good good good good
      I haven’t neigh for a long time!
  23. +4
    April 5 2015 11: 45
    I was amused by "where the British submarines are monitoring the maneuvers of Russian warships." Monitor - spy! fellow
  24. +3
    April 5 2015 11: 47
    That's who our longboat sank!
  25. +3
    April 5 2015 11: 48
    The ENEMY does not sleep. Well the Great Britons got the "kumpola"
  26. +3
    April 5 2015 11: 48
    The roof slid loudly through a slate rustling slowly ..
  27. +5
    April 5 2015 11: 49
    Judging by the photo, the boat also bent belay
  28. +3
    April 5 2015 11: 49
    Specialists can comment on the features of swimming submarines in ice? Are there any appliances. which can show that at the rate of the ice floe?
    1. +1
      April 5 2015 13: 04
      There is more than one system, it is on our boats, I think the same with them.
  29. +9
    April 5 2015 11: 52
    Seeking and waiting for a threat from Russia fool and lu-lei get from mother nature angry . Hero Star soldier
  30. RAA
    +4
    April 5 2015 11: 53
    I hope the cost of repairs will increase further.
    1. +5
      April 5 2015 13: 25
      Quote: RAA
      I hope the cost of repairs will increase further.

      The Trafalgars are already being written off with a 1: 1 replacement for Astyut. If it's something serious, then Talent won't even be restored, but written off as Baton Rouge.
  31. +3
    April 5 2015 11: 54
    Indeed, maybe they accidentally hooked our trawler "Far East"? And then at all times home?
  32. LILY OF THE VALLEY
    +2
    April 5 2015 11: 54
    GOOD TO READ ABOUT SUCH NEWS!
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  34. +7
    April 5 2015 11: 59
    I’m wondering what kind of hatred on this site? You better ask yourself a question - what did the submarine do near us and why didn’t our people see it? In the days of the USSR, our boats constantly monitored the teachings of the Anglo-Saxons, and sometimes even specifically made themselves known, and then left the surveillance line. And now? We have navigational incidents on ships occur out of the blue, I’ll notice not in combat (or close to it) !!!
    1. +9
      April 5 2015 13: 07
      Quote: Shera
      I’m wondering what kind of hatred on this site? You better ask yourself a question - what did the submarine do near us and why didn’t our people see it?

      Why didn’t you see? Ah, this was not reported in the evening news ... Why did the English boat so abruptly ascend so much and in such a rush that they missed the ice? The command of the Russian Navy did not comment on the incident at all (it is difficult to listen to such a blow), so they did not consider it necessary. And they didn’t consider it necessary. the British could well come across not without provocation by the sailors of the Russian Federation. The British could follow the new submarines (Yu. Dolgoruky and Severodvinsk were assigned to the Northern Fleet). Submariners have a tradition of catch-up games. And this is not always a harmless game. And so the boat was in neutral waters, where he wants to and hits the ice floes. This is purely their English business and the sailors of the Federation Council of the Russian Navy have nothing to do with it.
    2. +4
      April 5 2015 13: 25
      And who said they did not see?
    3. +6
      April 5 2015 20: 35
      Quote: Shera
      You better ask yourself a question - what did the submarine do near us and why didn’t our people see it?

      When? As soon as you become Minister of Defense. You will be obliged to be informed not only about the submarines of the probable enemy, but up to the point that they were given l / s of this submarine for breakfast.
  35. +2
    April 5 2015 12: 00
    There may be not only an ice floe departure, but also an unsuccessful ascent ...
    1. +4
      April 5 2015 13: 32
      Quote: Navigator2013
      but also unsuccessful ascent ..

      There are TLV cameras for this. Anyway, getting under the periscope, the horizon is examined by the commander. And the periscope depth (18m) is a decent draft for a simple ice floe. Apparently the "torossy" piece of ice was caught! bully
  36. 0
    April 5 2015 12: 01
    But judging by the damage, the speed of movement or the speed of ascent were significant. Maybe there was an emergency ascent ...
  37. +4
    April 5 2015 12: 02
    British nuclear submarine HMS Talent "peered" at the maneuvers of Russian ships and hit an ice floe
    1. +2
      April 5 2015 20: 58
      Quote: YohanPalych
      British nuclear submarine HMS Talent "peered" at the maneuvers of Russian ships and hit an ice floe

      I wouldn't joke about the Komsomolets nuclear submarine! There, the guys did everything and even more! Eternal memory to them!
  38. +5
    April 5 2015 12: 03
    Laughter and jokes are good. But everything should be good. The fact that observation of maneuvers is an established practice is understandable for the horse. Another thing torments me. Did the "Briton" go unnoticed, or did ours "lead" (accompany) her? If not, then "sucks", if "yes", then just great. Judging by the article in the yellow press, it is no longer a secret. Thus, it follows a logical conclusion that all the same "led" .........
    1. Poltava
      +3
      April 5 2015 12: 11
      Quote: dima-fesko
      Laughter and jokes are good. But everything should be good. The fact that observation of maneuvers is an established practice is understandable for the horse. Another thing torments me. Did the "Briton" go unnoticed, or did ours "lead" (accompany) her? If not, then "sucks", if "yes", then just great. Judging by the article in the yellow press, it is no longer a secret. Thus, it follows a logical conclusion that all the same "led" .........

      Our monitoring and tracking system is many times better and more modern than in other countries. So I'm more than sure
  39. +1
    April 5 2015 12: 04
    You can look at Russian weapons as if they were fire ... I AMAZING! drinks
  40. act
    act
    +1
    April 5 2015 12: 05
    They don’t catch butterflies in the fleet!
    1. +1
      April 5 2015 14: 17
      Quote: agis
      They don’t catch butterflies in the fleet!


      Yes, it’s so red for years of the Russian Navy, revealing an amazed slurp, I looked astounded by their skill and skill !!! wink
  41. +5
    April 5 2015 12: 06
    The construction of a pilot plant for the production of fuel for the world's first experimental fast neutron reactor with a heavy liquid metal coolant began. The project was called “Breakthrough”.

    It is claimed that it will be a real discovery for the whole world and will change the future of energy. Spent nuclear fuel will be processed into “tablets”, on which the breakthrough Russian reactor works.
    There are already 345 tons of nuclear waste in the world, including 000 tons in the United States. At the same time, only Russia and France have processing technologies.
    something like
  42. +5
    April 5 2015 12: 07
    So. Our great sailors could not help but notice this high-tech warship called foreign trough. They practiced a series of training maneuvers on it, as a result drove the boat under the ice, where she received the damage described above. The professionalism of our sailors cannot but arouse respect for the people of our country. At the same time, they worked out a maneuver with the detection and destruction of a submarine of a conditional enemy in conditions as close to combat as possible and defeated the adversary without violating international law. Like, we are not to blame for the fact that your roof blows when you dive. Now the conditional enemy submarines will not be so willing to watch our maneuvers. Interestingly, comrades awarded for such successful exercises?
  43. 0
    April 5 2015 12: 08
    How much time is it out of order?
    It is necessary to give the medal to the captain of this basin, and put the Russian flag on the ice.
  44. +2
    April 5 2015 12: 09
    Somewhat out of topic. In the photo, due to optical distortion, the submarine body is slightly "bent".
  45. +3
    April 5 2015 12: 10
    I don’t know about the Royal Navy, but in the Soviet Navy for such "gesheft" the commander immediately flew from his post. Let's hope that they have the same.
    1. +7
      April 5 2015 13: 15
      Quote: be0560
      I don’t know about the Royal Navy, but in the Soviet Navy for such "gesheft" the commander immediately flew from his post. Let's hope that they have the same.

      What for? Such a submarine commander of Great Britain does not bother us at all laughing
  46. 0
    April 5 2015 12: 11
    Today is the first good news.
  47. +9
    April 5 2015 12: 16
    The ice floe said: - "Do not peep, otherwise I will knock on the head!"
    She said and did, even nature for Russia! laughing
  48. INFOORMER
    +2
    April 5 2015 12: 18
    GOD sees everything! So them - in deed !!!
  49. +1
    April 5 2015 12: 19
    Quote: bmv04636
    The construction of a pilot plant for the production of fuel for the world's first experimental fast neutron reactor with a heavy liquid metal coolant began. The project was called “Breakthrough”.

    It is claimed that it will be a real discovery for the whole world and will change the future of energy. Spent nuclear fuel will be processed into “tablets”, on which the breakthrough Russian reactor works.
    There are already 345 tons of nuclear waste in the world, including 000 tons in the United States. At the same time, only Russia and France have processing technologies.
    something like

    I heard this information two years ago on Ren TV, many will say that it is REN TV, but this kind of information, as a rule, is thrown out once and on some kind of middle-sized canal. Knowing that information of such a plan arrives late on television, the factory, it can be said, has been working for 2 years.
    1. -10
      April 5 2015 12: 41
      And in Chernobyl what neutron reactor was ??? NOT ON FAST those those ..., or what am I confusing ??? Uamerikosov in Detroit, in the shaggy 63 year, then worked for an experienced miracle ... ??? Yes, yes, the first in the world - I believe, I believe, but how wassat
      1. +3
        April 5 2015 13: 32
        Confused, in Chernobyl on heat. An entirely different "miracle" worked in Detroit. And such a reactor is really the first in the world. In short, even for "dummies", it converts "unusable" uranium and waste into "usable" fuel, simultaneously producing energy. wassat
        1. +2
          April 5 2015 14: 15
          I rummaged in terms of their differences ... there really is, but:
          1. by ear, in memory, the Chernobyl fast neutron reactor remained.
          2. Back in the mid-80s, I heard about the possibility of reprocessing the plutonium heads that had served their time at the Chernobyl-class reactors.
          3. The Internet "chatters" about Chernobyl both on fast and heat ..., but thanks for the info.
          4. I am wary of statements in terms that have no analogues - the rejection and reaction of the negative ... 20 years to ruin the potential of the USSR, and after talking about the next miracle that doesn’t have ... let’s see, although it’s good to believe in a miracle in spite of it.
          1. +2
            April 5 2015 16: 14
            1. At the Chernobyl nuclear power plant RBKM-1000 reactors which are precisely based on thermal neutrons.
            2. Perhaps he was not specifically interested in this issue.
            3. In the internet, every "teapot" fancies himself a specialist smile ... I came across an article by an "Xpert" who claimed that it was antimatter that exploded. belay .
            4. This project is about 40 years old. It began with the BN-350. Then BN-600 to debug the whole technology. All other countries considered this a dead end.
  50. Warlock
    +2
    April 5 2015 12: 24
    God is not Yashka; he sees someone hard!
  51. +4
    April 5 2015 12: 25
    Guys, don't underestimate your enemy. About 10-15 years ago, there was a wonderful site: submarine.id.ru (and the site was made by veterans of the submarine), and so there were a HUNDREDS of similar cases described, but in relation to our boats, don’t worry (((and mostly the fault of the commander and navigator. So there are plenty of eccentrics everywhere.
    But what happened to the submarine Greeneville (USA) in February 2001 is, of course, beyond competition. Who doesn’t know, the captain let a civilian “steer”)))))
    1. +5
      April 5 2015 13: 46
      Quote: Technologist
      mainly due to the fault of the commander and navigator. So there are plenty of eccentrics everywhere.
      You can see this in a car: what an “obstacle” is and how they manage to do things! But in the boat there are no portholes, the mine detection sonar and echo gauge cannot always be turned on due to the tactical situation, and in this work of Mother Nature, the “icicles” grow down 10-15 m (as thick as an elephant) ...
      So try to think about everything, if without a nanny, this is your first time going under the ice...
      So, anything happens: it happens and scrap pops up!Yes
      1. 0
        April 5 2015 18: 34
        Quote: Boa constrictor KAA
        Boa kaa

        Quote: Boa constrictor KAA
        Technologist

        pros, comrades. I don’t understand the gloating in the comments.
  52. +1
    April 5 2015 12: 26
    It's strange that the length is to blame.
    they could say that our submarine was cut off.
  53. +1
    April 5 2015 12: 34
    God Rogue marks. laughing
  54. 0
    April 5 2015 12: 44
    Here you can see that the damage was sustained during the ascent, what did you look at?
  55. +3
    April 5 2015 12: 55
    liked the comments to this article in the Daily Mail:
  56. +2
    April 5 2015 12: 55
    Honestly, I don’t understand such notes.
    This is a navigational accident. This is a risk to the crew.
    We looked too much, we didn’t look too much... the point is different. The fact is that the ship could have died (it wouldn’t matter) and the people along with it (but I still feel sorry for the people. The British are good sailors. And now it’s not a war.)
    And they were staring at it - so the Cockney guys have never seen a more fascinating spectacle in their lives than the exercises of the Russian Navy.
    His Majesty’s forces... have long been operating only with pieces of paper. One boat went to take a peek...and then something went wrong.
    Don't scoff.
    What if the English started making fun of our BAT "Far East"? We wouldn't like it, would we?
    1. +3
      April 5 2015 13: 44
      Quote: Igarr
      And they were staring at it - so the Cockney guys have never seen a more fascinating spectacle in their lives than the exercises of the Russian Navy.
      His Majesty’s forces... have long been operating only with pieces of paper. One boat went to take a peek...and then something went wrong.
      Don't scoff.

      ------------------------------
      The dent is just perfect...Very nice crash...
    2. +5
      April 5 2015 14: 12
      And I'm glad. And I won't hide it. Yes, this is schadenfreude, vaguely similar to the schadenfreude of our Ukrainian neighbors when they rejoice at any troubles in Russia. The British are sailors, who can argue. But how much crap they did to Russia. Without their participation, the bloody mess could have been avoided in Ukraine. But the Anglo-Saxon model is a model of devouring those who disagree, those who are labeled “second class”. So why shouldn't I be happy?
      Besides, the British are a vile nation. And meanness is a low quality.
      1. 0
        April 5 2015 14: 34
        Hi Vladimir
        Well, gore me with a mosquito, I won’t believe it nation may be mean.
        A nation is not a political concept.
        Have you read Pikul? For sure. So he writes in Moonsund - “... another insanity has set in for the Germans. They are going crazy collectively, unlike the Russians. They prefer individual psycho-insanity.”
        From memory, I can't guarantee accuracy.
        ...
        And the English - even if they have a policy that is not fun for us ... can be appreciated at least for the fact that they strictly follow it ..... like "thieves in law", but within the whole world.. .and their principle is “YOU die first!”
        ...
        Damn, self-appointed “godfathers” of sorts. "Thieves in law."
        ...
        It's time to remember Beria's practice, how "debunking" and "denial" were carried out.
        Even now...certain moments....evoke. H-hey, peacocks, grishshhh.
        1. 0
          April 5 2015 16: 17
          Good afternoon. To be honest, I didn’t really catch the essence of your comment. "Individual psycho-insanity", "thieves in law", Beria, peacocks. Have a good weekend? What are you talking about? what
  57. +3
    April 5 2015 12: 58
    Many people are capable of such “feats.” During my service there was an incident with MPKashka. So, when mooring the stern to the wall, they forgot to shift the reverse. They drove their butts deliciously into the wall. As they say, even an old woman can get screwed. Well, the fact that Nelson’s descendants are butting heads with ice floes means... more good and thick ice floes.
  58. +3
    April 5 2015 13: 02
    it's a pity it didn't sink
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  60. +2
    April 5 2015 13: 04
    Titanic, damn it, English.
  61. +1
    April 5 2015 13: 07
    the sea does not forgive mistakes
  62. +3
    April 5 2015 13: 08
    There are three things you can look at without stopping:
    - on fire
    - water
    - and the Russian Fleet
  63. +2
    April 5 2015 13: 15
    even in the sea the Great Sea has crapped itself...where can we go to Russia...
  64. 0
    April 5 2015 13: 15
    Unfortunate name, crew and a very, very successful sabotage by the Russian Ministry of Defense. (that’s just bursting haha) lol
  65. 0
    April 5 2015 13: 16
    WHAT IT WAS FOR THE SUBMARINES DURING THE COLLISION, it’s good at least without casualties, and it’s very edifying for those who don’t know how to spy)
  66. 0
    April 5 2015 13: 21
    So let's raise a toast to the spies! A big hole for a big ship!
  67. +2
    April 5 2015 13: 28
    Where were our people looking? It was necessary to finish off - and the ends were in the water, they say the fool herself drowned!)))
  68. 0
    April 5 2015 13: 29
    The boat was watching our ships and submarines. Our guys got on her tail and started chasing her. The boat decided to go under the ice. And so, escaping under the ice, I decided to surface to check if I had broken away from the pursuit. And crashed into an ice floe. Since I didn’t work with the sonar so as not to expose myself.
    1. 0
      April 5 2015 14: 20
      Why the hell should we race someone else's boat?
      I wish I could complete my tasks with dignity.
      In principle, why the hell is there a reason...it’s just interesting.
      But why the hell should the English boat twitch?
      I would give a couple of phrases according to the ZPS - nihit shissen kamaraden, like....and that’s it, our people would give them a drink at the same time.
      ...
      If the headquarters would allow it.
      1. 0
        April 5 2015 14: 46
        Usually there was no need to get out of the training area. But this was the case during the USSR and the 90s. Now our military submariners have become very stupid, so the reason for the fuck can be anything. And for an English boat, like any normal boat, the main task is to maintain secrecy. And in case of loss of secrecy, she is obliged to do everything to restore secrecy. Judging by the photograph, I can assume that the boat went under the ice at high speed to break away from surface anti-submarine ships and aircraft. And then she abruptly changed the depth of movement from deep to periscope. There is a maneuver used during the Second World War, when, during a long pursuit at depth, the boat abruptly changed its depth from deep to periscope, with a simultaneous increase in speed and a change in course by more than 90 degrees. And when entering the periscope she slowed down. As a result, the noise from the waves on the surface drowned out the noise of the boat. Judging by the photograph, the Englishwoman did something similar. Moreover, from the photograph it is clear that the boat was soldered into an ice floe (or someone) at a fairly large angle. Most likely into an ice floe at high speed. Because the wheelhouse fence is broken inside. And English and American boats also have ice reinforcements for the deckhouse and bow of the hull. And if she broke through the ice reinforcement of the wheelhouse fence, then the blow was decent. If it were soldered into a surface ship or submarine like this, the victim would be guaranteed a long repair. But the breakdown would have been different. And from this hole we can say that after it crashed into the ice floe, it took on ballast and sank to free itself from the ice floe.
  69. 0
    April 5 2015 13: 31
    Quote: Ibrahim Botashev
    That's right, Anglo-Saxons. am


    This hit of the saxorons on the iceberg was dedicated to the memory of the great comedian Benny Hill. wassat
  70. 0
    April 5 2015 13: 34
    Wow, sanctions again.
  71. 0
    April 5 2015 13: 35
    The latest news reported that our paratroopers landed on the ice floe. Maybe the guys touched?
  72. +1
    April 5 2015 13: 39
    And what gender of prostitutes do they have on their submarines? feel
  73. 0
    April 5 2015 13: 46
    It was necessary to sink it and at the same time pretend that we had nothing to do with it (slight sarcasm). All complaints to your captain. Don't...f...sleep on the bridge. Icebergsss...
  74. 0
    April 5 2015 13: 51
    Thank you guys, you lifted my spirits!!! tongue tongue
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  76. 0
    April 5 2015 13: 53
    If they were watching in Barents, then this is not an ice floe, these are the souls of caperang Lyachin and his crew materialized in the deadly ice of retribution
  77. +1
    April 5 2015 14: 04
    Even ice floes protect our coast from the scoundrels - the English!
  78. 0
    April 5 2015 14: 18
    Very good. Even from an economic point of view. After the fall of the USSR, Great Britain became so relaxed that there is just enough money to operate the submarine fleet and even repairs for them - this is a big financial problem... They are unlikely to be able to spin the flywheel back and convince Parliament of the need for a serious increase in the military budget. And there’s nowhere to get money from.
    And then our strategists are exhausting the resources of their Air Force...
  79. 0
    April 5 2015 14: 19
    Why couldn’t ours accidentally reach a million, at least? wassat
  80. +1
    April 5 2015 14: 31
    thank God we didn’t drown. soldier
  81. 0
    April 5 2015 14: 41
    Quote: Finches

    Zyablitsov Today, 11: 37 ↑
    It’s good that I didn’t drown! No matter how I treat our potential "friends," but in peacetime, military men shouldn’t die in the line of duty!
    Such a job! Ours are watching them, they are behind us!

    Don’t forget what kind of work they have, they are waiting for the command to destroy you and me, so leave your good thoughts for another site
  82. 0
    April 5 2015 14: 43
    Specialists can comment on the features of swimming submarines in ice? Are there any appliances. which can show that at the rate of the ice floe?
    1. 0
      April 5 2015 18: 40
      Quote: w3554152
      Specialists can comment on the features of swimming submarines in ice? Are there any appliances. which can show that at the rate of the ice floe?


      Yes, there are systems that detect ice.
  83. 0
    April 5 2015 14: 49
    ...They hover around like flies, don’t look around, and you can accidentally swat them. We have enough moss blowers.
  84. 0
    April 5 2015 14: 51
    This is not a window into the women's bathhouse, love to admire.
  85. 0
    April 5 2015 14: 52
    According to some reports, the incident could have occurred in one of the Arctic seas,
    What kind of nonsense is this? How could this happen when it actually happened? And the highest degree of secrecy - in one of the seas! Here a school student who studied geography will say that either in Barents, or in Kars. And if he also knows how to use the Internet, then doubts disappear.
  86. iov
    0
    April 5 2015 14: 55
    hmm.....curious Varvara...)))) however, it’s a pity that it’s not stronger....let the ice floe declare gratitude with my rights;)
  87. 0
    April 5 2015 15: 06
    The "tracking" was, apparently, so fun that the crew did not pay attention to another object in the waters. This is a large ice floe that HMS Talent encountered.
    The ice floe's crew received gratitude from the Commander-in-Chief, the ice floe commander was presented to the order ...
  88. 0
    April 5 2015 15: 07
    It's bullshit that our "aircraft" that arrived for evacuation brought weapons for the Houthis!
    Complete nonsense!
    1. 0
      April 5 2015 16: 16
      I apologize to the Forum for being off topic (for the previous one too - I apologize):
      But, damn it, the Saudis, they hammer, often end up in the wrong place! Quiet for now! I don’t know if they are targeting “civilian” targets on purpose or just by accident?! It’s becoming more and more difficult for our “boards” to fly away! You may have to evacuate by sea!
  89. 0
    April 5 2015 15: 15
    Quote: Igarr
    What if the English started making fun of

    they are our sworn friends, and were there for a certain purpose, you forget about the purpose of their profession, although they have been on the site for a long time
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  91. 0
    April 5 2015 15: 19
    Question? In the photo, the rear deckhouse is dented. They floated up stern first.
  92. 0
    April 5 2015 15: 21
    What kind of maneuvers are there? They saw a brown bear on an ice floe and in a panic they mixed up the “pedals”.
  93. 0
    April 5 2015 15: 28
    The captain of the first rank of the nuclear submarine "Iceberg" was awarded the Order of the Red Star for completing the combat mission, the crew was released on leave
  94. BAT
    0
    April 5 2015 15: 40
    Quote: Ibrahim Botashev
    That's right, Anglo-Saxons. am

    It's a shame it didn't sink.
  95. 0
    April 5 2015 15: 41
    [b]You can look endlessly and with admiration at how the fire burns, the water flows and at the exercises of the Russian Navy. But the latter is no longer safe! laughing
  96. 0
    April 5 2015 15: 46
    Since the 70s, ship tracking system sensors and automatic torpedo minefields have been installed along the entire length of the Northern Sea Route (NSR). No foreign ship can pass through the NSR without Russian permission.
    If war breaks out, all enemy ships located in the Arctic waters of Russia will sink to the bottom before they can say “mother.”
    But this is a great secret, bros, don’t tell anyone.
  97. 0
    April 5 2015 15: 48
    God Rogue marks.
  98. 0
    April 5 2015 16: 05
    The British got seasick. You need to be more careful.
  99. 0
    April 5 2015 16: 05
    It would be cool if David Cameron and his policies ran into an “iceberg” in foreign policy.
  100. Tribuns
    +1
    April 5 2015 16: 16
    Both jokingly and seriously: only “uncontrollable” ice ridges and “stubborn” Russian sailors nullify the words of the Anglo-Saxon anthem from the Old World: "Rule Britain over the seas ..."