About pokrachennya. UkroSlov №12 with Ivan Victory
"Pokraschennya" - about this wonderful word we will now speak. The word is initially positive, bright and undoubtedly beautiful. Literally translated into Russian painting is an improvement.
It seems everything is simple and clear. But we know with you that in the Ukrainian language almost every word hides behind itself some unusual secret. Let's try to solve it as soon as possible.
Ukrainians with a good memory can remember a meme from the Internet, which was strongly promoted during the reign of the bloody dictator Yanukovich. Tyrant urged people to notice positive developments taking place in the economy. But Ukrainian intellectuals refused to believe in them, and continued to sculpt fotozhaby and demotivators on the deceitful usurper.
In fairness. The economy under Yanukovych still grew. Yes, the growth was weak, but still.
Sorcerers and magicians, consider pokrashchennya very strong spell. As soon as discontent begins to emerge among the people, and all subsequent foolish demands for power follow. Ukrainian rulers hastily draw out copies of spell-painting spells from magical safes ... and begin to read them out loud in a dull and dull voice. And it usually works. Hearing the word pokrashchennya, people begin to nod approvingly and head. Gradually entering a trance. Outrage and anger go away. And some, especially impressionable and inspired individuals even begin to see these same pokrashennya. Such sessions are regularly held directly on TV. As in the good old days of the TV magicians Kashpirovsky and Chumak.
If you look into the past and track the evolution of pokraschenny. You may notice an interesting trend. Accuracy of measurement of these very improvements has increased every year, which in itself is more beautiful. If at the beginning of the 2000-x the redox was measured in coarse integers and in a negligent substantial percentage, yes, they were weighty and tangible. These could be seen by everyone, with their own eyes. Wild times! But with each subsequent year, the accuracy of the measurements of increases was rapidly growing. They began to measure in fractional numbers, then in fractions of a percent. And after the Sacred Maidan accuracy has increased significantly. And the painting today is measured in microns and even nanometers. What a progress! And modern Ukrainian experts on theoretical economics boldly declare that the painting may even be negatively directed, as if to have a negative dynamic. But from this they do not cease to be redrawn.
There are scoundrels who arrogantly argue that everything painted in Ukraine is related to the assets that it had lost during the collapse of the USSR. And they say their razderbanivanie and allowed the economy to grow all these years of independence. It is clear that the statement is idiotic, albeit truthful.
Once again, we are pleased Ukrainian scientists. They developed secret and very accurate instruments, with the help of which, one can literally make out every detail in detail. It is clear that the devices are very secret and expensive, they cannot be distributed to the people, they will be dragged or broken. Therefore, only politicians, the president, the prime minister and other persons close to the Ukrainian throne have them. The government clearly sees each pokraschennya to micron in these secret devices and tries to share with the people all the magnificence of what they see. And sincerely perplexed, and offended when this nation begins to doubt these remarkable features.
Few people can see painting without instruments today. First of all, they are talented Ukrainian journalists from television and newspapers. God rewarded them with a wonderful gift. They are able to see, the very same pokraschennya that the president and the government see through precision instruments, but without these same instruments. And of course, they are also in a hurry to share the joy of what they have seen with the blind people.
Ukrainian Psychiatrists are also trying to keep up with the trend. They developed a set of special exercises for the development of the imagination. Yes, with the help of rich imagination, everyone can see the painted things. Believe it is relatively easy. Let's try it together? Everyone is unhappy with the fall of the hryvnia. Yes! Sad and sad. Yes! And if you add imagination? Well? AND!?
In connection with the negative directional painting of the hryvnia ... very soon every Ukrainian will become a millionaire. Take that! Works! And so you can see pokraschennya in any, at first seemingly negative, event. The main thing is imagination. Bolder! After all, there are more and more reasons to develop your imagination because of day to day.
Moral: "Pokrashennya is small peremogi ... but you need to be afraid of them no less."
Traditional addition.
The glorious epoch of noticeable and visible ruins is over. Ukraine enters the period of nano pokrashchenny and even pokraschenny with negative dynamics. For all the 23 of the year in the country, it has not been possible to create a working and efficient economy. Although the foundation for this was really solid. After all, for the period of the collapse of the USSR, Ukraine got the most advanced industrial enterprises, an excellent scientific base, and skilled personnel. The rhetorical question is, if it failed to create an effective economy based on the enormous safety margin from the Soviet legacy, will it be possible to create it now, when everything is already eaten, sold out, looted and ruined?
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