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Eggs of the head of the NBU, misunderstood Vitaly and ATO

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Eggs of the head of the NBU, misunderstood Vitaly and ATOThere are election boards with scary aunts on the sides of the road. Even prostitutes on Brovarsky Avenue are embarrassed to stand next to the “face” of Tanya Chernovol. The one who had a faulty Chinese video recorder who independently edited the recording of the attack of seven bloody hirelings of Yanukovych on an auto activist. Yes, and Yulia Vladimirovna, despite the sophistication of the "fotozhop", is impressive with the asymmetry of the face and the clearly overlooked gun above the upper lip.

I think this is a barbaric provocation of enemies. It was they, the dregs, who placed the icon in the St. Michael's Cathedral in such a way that Vitali Klitschko missed a straight line to the head from the salary and for a while looked like a real idiot. Which, however, is his usual condition. Judging by the deep sound that came at the moment when the mayor's food intake organ came into contact with the icon, Vitaly’s skull was about a third full. I do not know what. But in fact, it is impossible to mock Klitschko, as well as Tymchuk, who could, this time, judging by a fresh report, fifty times a night.

Klitschko is not as stupid as it seems at first glance. In any case, he is familiar with the principle of uncertainty of Heisenberg, which he tried to tell enthusiastic viewers on the example of his own wife. According to this fundamental principle of the whole, blah, of quantum mechanics, two characteristics of a particle cannot be determined simultaneously: velocity and position. If there is speed, there is no position, because she, bitch, has long flown away. If there are positions, there is no speed, because when a particle is standing, there is naturally nothing to measure. Some females may argue that there is something, and they will be confounded. Same quantum mechanics, instead of a metal ruler in a man's toilet. It is necessary to think.

Vitaly absolutely answered the question about the physical location of his spouse: "She is everywhere." He explained in detail the speed of her movement around the world, and anyone who has minimal knowledge of the bitch, quantum mechanics, can make the right conclusion: the Heisenberg principle works. Therefore, even though Vitali seems to be a moron, in fact is not as simple as it seems. In its large skull, esoteric knowledge of modernity is hidden, sporadically bursting out in rather primitive forms. Remember his canonical phrase “not everyone can look at tomorrow with confidence, more precisely, not only everyone can do it, very few people can do it”. How many mocks were in social networks about this. But Vitalik tried to explain the basics of the theory of relativity by Albert Einstein, who is undoubtedly proud that he is Ukrainian. Why Groisman can be proud, but Einstein is not? So what if he died? This is irrelevant.

Klitschko in paradoxical form outlined the dependence of time on the speed of light in the space-time continuum. The speed of tomorrow depends on the speed of movement of the subject looking into tomorrow relative to the speed of light, which is a constant value. Therefore, not everyone and further in the text. Vitali is simply far ahead of his time and is faced with a cold misunderstanding of those around him who are trying in every way to humiliate the genius. Yes, he hit his head in the presence of a large number of people. However, what does the saying “force a fool to pray to God, he will break his forehead”? In fact, this is a provocation of the Russian special services, which forced Klitschko to lose orientation in the current space.

You know, after the Altai armored police division invaded Ukraine, which gave irrefutable evidence on Facebook, you should be extremely cautious about facts. Especially to those of them that are connected with the activities of politicians and state employees that are especially popular in the electoral environment.

For example, I was surprised to read the message of the respected news agency Interfax-Ukraine about the eggs of the head of the NBU Valeria Gontareva.
Of course, these are not her eggs, but some people who have performed a performance with the house of the country's chief banker. At five o'clock in the morning, a group of unknown persons threw the habitat of Gontareva with three trays of eggs and bags of paint. For some reason everyone thought that it was an attack. In fact, delighted depositors of Ukrainian banks in such an unusual way expressed their admiration for the NBU macroeconomic policy. Eggs, as we know, symbolize the stability of the exchange rate and a balanced demand for dollars. I just don’t understand why the mainstream media serves this act of admiration as an act of vandalism? In the end, after all, Gontareva was stuck in a trash can.

In addition, Valeria herself is optimistic, she is going to fly to Washington on Wednesday to meet with some woman from the IMF. She says that as soon as we restore our industrial potential, the exchange rate will be set at the level of UAH 11,7. for the dollar. That's all. The eggs were just right. The industrial potential is already recovering, as the president looked at the Zhytomyr armored plant, located near the former tuberculosis dispensary and the current mental hospital, and the ATO forces completely control the Donetsk airport. So in the news said. Moreover, I personally met a person who believes in the news. He says: "I do not believe what they write on the Internet, I have watched the news and now I know." The smartest person, only throws garbage out the window, and, of course, a patriot. There is nowhere to sample.

Meanwhile, the situation in the ATO zone is developing positively. U-armies brought warm pants of the 1973 model of the year. The institute of military chaplains, which had already been congregated by many, began to work. An organic complement to the chaplains are the military prosecutors, who have been granted the right to do everything right on the spot. Therefore, the life of the army became orderly and logical: they collected, imprisoned for desertion.

The “antiterrorist operation” is already listed in the Guinness Book of Records as the longest antiterrorist operation in the world. No other country has conducted such a large-scale operation, which resulted in the retreat of the ATO forces from areas controlled by a handful of separatists. Closer to the parliamentary elections there will be new heroes, whose exploits will be included in textbooks stories as amended by the press center of the ATO. There is no, even the slightest doubt. We have much to be proud of: Klitschko, Chernovol (Tatiana), Paruby, Avakov, Yatsenyuk. These people before our eyes are writing the history of modern Ukraine within the borders of 2014 of the year.

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  1. Magic archer
    Magic archer 7 October 2014 07: 40
    +10
    Oh God, I wanted to sleep now after night, but this erysipelas took off all my sleep negative
    1. Sid.74
      Sid.74 7 October 2014 07: 52
      +8
      I consider this a barbaric provocation of enemies. It was they, scum, who placed the icon in St. Michael’s Cathedral in such a way that Vitali Klitschko skipped a straight line to his head from the salary and for some time looked like a real idiot.

      Ahhhh! laughing Zubchenko again surpassed himself! good

      As the chairman of the NBU, Gontaryova bought 200 bucks! That’s another circus. fellow
    2. a52333
      a52333 7 October 2014 07: 53
      +4
      That still faces.
      No other country has conducted such a large-scale operation, the result of which was the retreat of anti-terrorist operation forces from areas controlled by a handful of separatists.

      Zubchenko zhzhot.
    3. Момент
      Момент 7 October 2014 07: 55
      +16
      One big mental hospital. The farther into the forest, the more firewood. Thank God that the South-East of Ukraine fell out of the mentally ill. They need to be treated.
      1. Oldwiser
        Oldwiser 7 October 2014 09: 31
        +6
        Quote: Moment
        They must be treated.

        How was it with J. Hasek? "Rubdown and klystyr! Klystyr and rubdown!"
    4. FACKtoREAL
      FACKtoREAL 7 October 2014 08: 16
      +3
      Oh God, I wanted to sleep now after night, but this erysipelas took off all my sleep
      -
      Sleep well, dear colleague! crying
      after NIGHT ... bully
      The couch general steadfastly and selflessly poskoskalit in your absence! soldier
      Tearing on my chest, wearing a kavo FAQ ... angry
      Gritting his teeth in anger, and spitting in the monitors ... belay
      laughing
    5. Akvadra
      Akvadra 7 October 2014 09: 59
      +1
      Warriors have no female faces! - Truly!
      Quote: Magic Archer
      Oh God, I wanted to sleep now after night, but this erysipelas took off all my sleep negative
  2. rotmistr60
    rotmistr60 7 October 2014 07: 43
    +9
    Thanks to the author, laughed heartily. One feels sarcasm and irony of the Russian person in relation to some persons of the U.Kropsky state.
    1. FC SKIF
      FC SKIF 7 October 2014 08: 06
      +2
      When the news from Ukraine changes from "killed, blown up, and politicians have done" to "sowed, restored, politicians are not seen or heard, they are busy."
  3. Revolver
    Revolver 7 October 2014 07: 43
    +4
    It would be very funny if it were not so sad.
  4. major071
    major071 7 October 2014 07: 44
    +13
    The author, as always, famously drove on the inferiority of Ukrainian politicians. Well done! good
    And I can say one thing about Vitaly: Klitschko does not repeat one phrase twice, because he forgets what he said. laughing
    1. quote
      quote 7 October 2014 08: 08
      +2
      Klitschko does not repeat one phrase twice, because he forgets what he said.
      But Vitaly never speaks with one phrase, he is like a doctor, with three phrases he’s like to bother with one phrase, then he rakes it up and his lips swell from the strain. The whole brain fits in his lips.
  5. ALABAY45
    ALABAY45 7 October 2014 07: 44
    +1
    "But actually make fun of Klitschko"
    And I feel sorry for him! No need to scoff at an athlete, beating a melon for many years not only does not contribute to the development of the brain, quite the contrary ... Here, not only as mayors or deputies you climb into the director of the Universe ...!
  6. Turk
    Turk 7 October 2014 07: 45
    +3
    You know, after the Altai armored police division invaded Ukraine ........, as well as the naval cavalry of the Pacific Fleet with mountain shooters from Rostov ..... In general, the end of the ATO.
  7. rf xnumx
    rf xnumx 7 October 2014 07: 48
    +4
    These people are before our eyes writing the history of modern Ukraine within the borders of 2014. Yes, only everything will end badly for them
  8. Carlos
    Carlos 7 October 2014 07: 49
    +1
    Unfortunately, this story is written in blood.
  9. TRex
    TRex 7 October 2014 07: 50
    +1
    The author - Sanya! Write a continuation about the soldier Schweik! Your style is definitely like that of Hasek.
  10. vdtomsk
    vdtomsk 7 October 2014 07: 56
    +14
    EU has a terrible face lol
    1. Magic archer
      Magic archer 7 October 2014 08: 15
      +6
      forgot another one! Madam Farion! Also, if you dream, there is a chance not to wake up belay
    2. quote
      quote 7 October 2014 08: 16
      +2
      EU has a terrible face
      Heredity can be traced. Hence the desire for reunion. I paraphrase the proverb. sees a fool from far away!
    3. ArhipenkoAndrey
      ArhipenkoAndrey 7 October 2014 08: 26
      +1
      Damn, they’re sisters !!! And most importantly, they grind the same nonsense, maybe this cloning of Dolly’s sheep is to blame?
    4. pensioner
      pensioner 7 October 2014 09: 50
      +1
      Quote: vdtomsk
      EU has a terrible face

      Identical ...
    5. argon
      argon 7 October 2014 12: 48
      0
      Although 800 grams can correct the geometry
  11. Stinger
    Stinger 7 October 2014 08: 05
    0
    Klitschko missed a straight line to the head from the salary and for some time looked like a real idiot.

    Why some time? All according to the old Russian proverb: Make ... pray to God, he will break his forehead.
  12. morpogr
    morpogr 7 October 2014 08: 13
    +1
    The horror comedy continues and the main characters are all without makeup.
  13. Vityok
    Vityok 7 October 2014 08: 17
    +1
    .Treat them need to be treated. [/ Quote]
    Diagnosis is not curable! recourse
  14. Temer
    Temer 7 October 2014 08: 26
    +4
    Zubchenko, well done! Laughing for a long time. I just forgot about the blaster and the Jedi sword of Geileti. And so a plus!
  15. zol1
    zol1 7 October 2014 08: 26
    +1
    The face (or ass) of today's Outskirts!
  16. Turk
    Turk 7 October 2014 08: 29
    +6
    Quote: Temer
    Zubchenko, well done! Laughing for a long time. I just forgot about the blaster and the Jedi sword of Geileti. And so a plus!
  17. pensioner
    pensioner 7 October 2014 09: 34
    +3
    and anyone with minimal knowledge of, quantum mechanics, can draw the correct conclusion: the Heisenberg principle works.

    good Five points!! Just now:
    According to this fundamental principle of all, quantum mechanics, two characteristics cannot be determined simultaneously for a particle: velocity and position.
    -something a little wrong No. . Both quantities can be determined. yes . Only here it is impossible to determine them with equal accuracy request . By increasing the accuracy in measuring one quantity, we lose in the accuracy of measuring another, which in principle is consistent with the uncertainty of the position of Klitschko’s wife in space ... Although what ... Quantum passed 32 years ago ... recourse I can and on ... winked Mislead, in general ... repeat
  18. sherman1506
    sherman1506 7 October 2014 09: 39
    +4
    It is necessary for the Russian authorities to use the Ukrainian experience, hung a photo of Chernovol on the street, all the prostitutes disappear within a radius of the meter.
  19. RUSS
    RUSS 7 October 2014 10: 19
    +1
    By the way, the militiamen sent to the forefathers of the not normal Chernovol husband in the Donbass.
  20. ISKANDER25
    ISKANDER25 7 October 2014 10: 51
    +2
    Hello! Well, Chernovol’s erysipelas !!!! One would dream of such a heart attack in a dream !!!! wassat
  21. innoker-1563
    innoker-1563 7 October 2014 11: 27
    +2
    After a night shift, he sleeps well!
  22. s30461
    s30461 7 October 2014 11: 52
    +3
    Prostitutes are not afraid of Chornovil because she is so scary (although this is also the case). It's just that the scale of its activity in the field of trade in its "working" organs is beyond competition. And to stand next to such a colossus for simple prostitutes is simply pointless: clients from the sight of Chornovil draw in everything, including eggs ...
  23. Major Yurik
    Major Yurik 7 October 2014 11: 52
    +4
    Quote: RUSS
    By the way, the militiamen sent to the forefathers of the not normal Chernovol husband in the Donbass.


    You will escape from such beauty in any war. The trip was deliberately framed. wassat
  24. Prometey
    Prometey 7 October 2014 12: 08
    +2
    Is there more or less normal hari in that land?
  25. sergv
    sergv 7 October 2014 12: 24
    +4
    Thank you, neighing, but "it would be funny if it weren't so sad"
  26. Darek
    Darek 7 October 2014 12: 25
    +4
    Wow, scary!
    But Farion's physics is very characteristic. Using her example, I showed my daughter what the evil Baba Yaga looks like.
    She knows now.
  27. Darek
    Darek 7 October 2014 12: 26
    +1
    On the example of faces Chernovol I will not show anything. It’s too early for a child to watch horror films.
  28. argon
    argon 7 October 2014 12: 46
    0
    "... This is quantum mechanics, not a metal ruler in the men's room ..." Some ladies who have not been to men's bathrooms may think that there really is such an accessory. And quite rightly they will exclaim: "It's not hygienic to measure ... with one ruler."
  29. klavyr
    klavyr 7 October 2014 13: 24
    +2
    laughed very much, thanks to the author! especially for this:
    ... Klitschko in paradoxical form outlined the dependence of time on the speed of light in the space-time continuum ...
  30. press officer
    press officer 7 October 2014 14: 10
    +2
    Quote: devis
    Klitschko does not repeat one phrase twice, because he forgets what he said.
    But Vitaly never speaks with one phrase, he is like a doctor, with three phrases he’s like to bother with one phrase, then he rakes it up and his lips swell from the strain. The whole brain fits in his lips.


    Literally, of course I don’t remember, well, for example, from the last winked "I have four deputies in my office, they will not go to vote, they have been lying for a long time for 4 months, but why I do not know why ..." wassat wassat wassat then we laughed the whole family from laughter with our whole family) laughing beat off the guy's head a long time ago ... professional boxing "cleans" the brain of its carrier very quickly and forever ... good
  31. s30461
    s30461 7 October 2014 17: 26
    +1
    Quote: press attache
    Quote: devis
    Klitschko does not repeat one phrase twice, because he forgets what he said.
    But Vitaly never speaks with one phrase, he is like a doctor, with three phrases he’s like to bother with one phrase, then he rakes it up and his lips swell from the strain. The whole brain fits in his lips.


    Literally, of course I don’t remember, well, for example, from the last winked "I have four deputies in my office, they will not go to vote, they have been lying for a long time for 4 months, but why I do not know why ..." wassat wassat wassat then we laughed the whole family from laughter with our whole family) laughing beat off the guy's head a long time ago ... professional boxing "cleans" the brain of its carrier very quickly and forever ... good

    This is directly new in physiology and computer science: damage to the hard drive of the brain)))
  32. Nyrobsky
    Nyrobsky 7 October 2014 18: 09
    +3
    - Vitalik Klitschko had 8 apples,
    - Arseniy Yaytsenyukh had 5 apples,
    - and Petya Poroshenko has half a glass of shot in the ass.
    Question!!!
    - Who was the last to run away from the apple orchard of New Russia ??? what
  33. Vorlon
    Vorlon 7 October 2014 19: 11
    +2
    "Klitschko is not as stupid as it seems at first glance. In any case, he is familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle, which he tried to tell the enthusiastic audience about his own wife." after this sentence I put + to the author.
  34. Ossetian
    Ossetian 7 October 2014 19: 45
    +2
    Quote: Darek
    Wow, scary!
    But Farion's physics is very characteristic. Using her example, I showed my daughter what the evil Baba Yaga looks like.
    She knows now.

    My daughter said that if she becomes so terrible, she will leave for the forest.
    From this statement, I’m sitting here very little fucked up ... laughing
  35. polkovnik manuch
    polkovnik manuch 7 October 2014 21: 29
    0
    It would be even funnier if it were not so sad. After all, this is not happening somewhere in the tribal formation of MUMBO-YUMBO, but next to, whatever you say, among close relatives, "cookies" can be seen with dope and fly agaric all were distributed among the polls. Another question arises: where was the Russian ambassador of the average sculptors and what was he doing at that time?
  36. cap54
    cap54 7 October 2014 21: 32
    +1
    I specify:
    Altai armored police division invaded Ukraine
    ... heavy horse-guns with a regiment of underwater cavalry, led by 4-wait director of the Soviet Union ...