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What are you wondering, Andryukha?

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The Secretary General of the North Atlantic Alliance Anders Fogh Rasmussen 15 May accused Russia of not having done anything to fulfill the Geneva agreements on Ukraine.

He also spoke of the need for a “more visible NATO presence on the Alliance’s territory,” stating that NATO’s military presence in Europe is already expanding. NATO Secretary General warned that due to the crisis in Ukraine, the alliance’s teachings will be more frequent and "more visible."


Andryukha, dear, he would have said that. We would understand. Though we are barbarians, but with the concept we are fine. The crisis in Ukraine, the Ukrainian language if you, "to the wind." As your pseudo-maneuvers in the Baltics.

It has long been clear that Kiev, that the Geneva Agreement side by side. The main thing is that Russia does nothing. It is not clear, however, that in your opinion she should have done. Okay, digging like woodpeckers about the withdrawal of our troops from the border with Ukraine. Nate, set aside. Again, not so.

In Geneva, the aforementioned agreed that it was necessary to stop the violence, to release all captured buildings, to disarm illegal formations, and also to grant an amnesty for all the protesters except for those who committed a serious crime.

And where is Russia? Is Russia supposed to free the buildings on its own? And pravosekov disarm? Why Russia? Why not the United States, they are the first peacekeepers ... Why not the OSCE? What light came together? Apparently, yes.

It turns out that everyone can sit down and watch folded hands, but Russia cannot? Oh, and you have democracy there, Andryukha ... You will become blue with anger.

“Unfortunately, I must say that we did not see any evidence that the Russians began to withdraw troops from the borders of Ukraine,” Rasmussen said at a press conference in Brussels.

I wonder how this had to be proved? Actually, the troops themselves were not found, although they were looking for, now we take away - again, not so. Probably, they had to be taken out through the ISS, so that it was visible from Brussels. Or aircraft carrier pick up. From Belgorod region.

Andryukha, you are closer to reality. Russia is not Denmark. This in Denmark you can see from one angle through binoculars. We have to fly like. Get used to it. Want to see something - get closer.

More frequent and more prominent teachings - how was that of the Balts? That is, the pissing boys will also be added to the peeing boys? Or more frequent and noticeable - is it part of enuresis?

Andryukh, this is all rzhak, of course, but you don’t need to offend us, huh? You're screaming something awesome, yes, and you send 500 some kind of infantrymen for maneuvers. Are we all here from such a figure should be described? Are you generally aware of the courses that we have on the last maneuvers of one hundred and fifty thousand tusilo? Do you even figure such a figure in your head? Well, it's like ten of your armies in Denmark. With scribes, cooks and other scum.

NATO at our borders is not, not ice. Well, your decided to spend the holiday season in Lithuania, no problem. We do not mind at all. We have enough eyes for the Crimea. And the sea is warmer, and wine, and fruit. And the people are more friendly. Polite people.

Won our Putin went to China, right now, we will show you how to conduct exercises. To be noticeable. Look east more often. Look east.
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  1. obraztsov
    obraztsov 20 May 2014 07: 52
    +20
    Well, Andryukha’s erysipelas.
    If on the topic, it is good that so far only 500 infantrymen and a couple of dozen aircraft have been pulled up. There could be more further, and this is bad for Russia, although not fatal.
    But to call the states to restore order in Ukraine is not necessary. We know how they put things in order. Especially in the southeast far from strangers to us people live.
    1. gandalf
      gandalf 20 May 2014 08: 08
      +8
      Well, Andryukha’s erysipelas.

      Signature is clearly not enough:

      How do Russians go? belay
      1. Papakiko
        Papakiko 20 May 2014 08: 29
        +8
        Quote: gandalf
        Signature is clearly not enough:

        Give the marathon, give it!
        1. Buran
          Buran 20 May 2014 12: 58
          +4
          "My phone rang,
          Who speaks - an elephant.
          And then the geese called
          Damn, when will he let me go "(c)
      2. Arberes
        Arberes 20 May 2014 10: 26
        +3
        Quote: gandalf
        Signature is clearly not enough:

        How do Russians go?


        And I am more impressed ...
        "-Fear has big eyes!!!"

        In Andryusha's eyes fear and hopelessness! A little more and he will cry like a child!
        1. zanoza
          zanoza 20 May 2014 12: 07
          +1
          Quote: Arberes
          In Andryusha's eyes fear and hopelessness!

          Serbsky Clinic is waiting for this patient. wassat
          Andrei, see you at the doctor ... laughing
      3. yushch
        yushch 20 May 2014 12: 27
        +1
        And the article should be called like this: "Andryukh, why are your eyes so big?" And the answer: "you can't see, I'm pooping."
    2. mejik
      mejik 20 May 2014 10: 08
      +7
      With clerks, cooks and other scum.

      Skomorokhov Roman (Banshee), in vain you are so about the cooks ... rezanul greatly. I can’t watch this episode without tearing my soul.

    3. xenod55
      xenod55 20 May 2014 13: 40
      0
      Not only Andryukha’s erysipelas, as if Mr. ... but was full, but he also let us down with hfamilia - rational, two-minded and ssyn in addition.
      He put a total of 6000 Europoid hodgepodge team against 150000 Russian "aggressors". Well, yes, we are "dark, unenlightened", they have ONE "warrior" from the computer "controls" 10 "homing, self-shooting from around the corner, from under the water, mountains" and hell knows how rifles. In short, we should have been VERY scared !!!!!
      1. Buran
        Buran 20 May 2014 14: 14
        +1
        Rasmund, dvusmund, trismund ... in general, an endless mundak !!!
    4. The point
      The point 20 May 2014 15: 56
      +1
      Quote: obraztsov
      Well, Andryukha’s erysipelas.

      This is the grin of imperialism. wassat
    5. dmitrij.blyuz
      dmitrij.blyuz 20 May 2014 22: 16
      +1
      The article is sensible. But, I beg you! The Russian name ANDRYUKHA does not fit this face. angry
  2. Khalmamed
    Khalmamed 20 May 2014 07: 53
    +4
    on a pig’s snout, a clearly pronounced topology of the victim of incest ... does Man respond to grunts of a pig ... let them squeak, yap., grunt., the more often the GOOD will turn in ..., the stink will go out faster .. Do it yourself and not to pay attention...
  3. tux
    tux 20 May 2014 07: 54
    +7
    Yes, just IMHO this is a gesture of despair. In impotent rage, they spit saliva, because everything does not come out according to their plans.
    1. MBA78
      MBA78 20 May 2014 15: 35
      0
      see in the photo ... it seems as if he was driven into the fifth corner and severely scared, like in childhood
  4. zollstab
    zollstab 20 May 2014 07: 58
    +6
    A bright representative of the castrato boys choir. What else do you want from him? He has his own conductor.
    1. Kuvabatake
      Kuvabatake 20 May 2014 10: 08
      +1
      Right And the conductor’s stick is not very comfortable moving in his anus ... repeat
      1. Not angry
        Not angry 20 May 2014 10: 58
        0
        Quote: Kuvabatake
        Right And the conductor’s stick is not very comfortable moving in his anus ...



        Yes, the conductor forgot to cut the fly from the colt, it gives him discomfort. wassat
  5. Varang42
    Varang42 20 May 2014 07: 58
    +3
    I remembered something, "Oh, andryushka, can we live in sorrow" ...
    but for you Andrew ... really sad times are coming ..

    calculation of honey by China and the Russian Federation for the delivered products will be carried out without the "dollar knee ..."

    gentlemen are betting on how much one "killed raccoon" will cost by the end of the year.
  6. Sergei 57
    Sergei 57 20 May 2014 08: 01
    +2
    Here are people without complexes, sho pee, sho poop (judging by the photograph) in people are not shy. NATO in a word.
  7. mamont5
    mamont5 20 May 2014 08: 06
    +2
    We found someone to talk to. An empty blank without any rights and opinions.
    1. nika407
      nika407 20 May 2014 09: 48
      +6
      Quote: mamont5
      An empty blank without any rights and opinions.
      Another psaki
      1. Turkir
        Turkir 20 May 2014 10: 05
        +1
        When there is no reason, they talk with their fingers.
        Psaki can only talk about tomato farming in Idaho.
        But even so, she can damage her virgin mind.
        1. Not angry
          Not angry 20 May 2014 11: 05
          0
          Quote: Turkir
          But even so, she can damage her virgin mind.


          it is not possible to damage what is not laughing
      2. Victor-M
        Victor-M 20 May 2014 19: 28
        0
        Quote: nika407
        Quote: mamont5
        An empty blank without any rights and opinions.
        Another psaki

        Psaki resembles one hero from a native Soviet film who threw a phrase to captive officers, they say now the bandits over them will do an experiment (experiment). Here is the crazy Psaki, the main thing to say. laughing
      3. dmitrij.blyuz
        dmitrij.blyuz 20 May 2014 22: 14
        0
        He gives and takes Saki. Otherwise, he cannot hold on to this post. We are waiting for Monica Lewinsky. Who is it. Bets are accepted in Carrie's favor! drinks
  8. gandalf
    gandalf 20 May 2014 08: 07
    +18
    I want the Danish armed forces to be withdrawn from the borders at 150 km. laughing
    1. Papakiko
      Papakiko 20 May 2014 08: 27
      +2
      Quote: gandalf
      I want the Danish armed forces to be withdrawn from the borders at 150 km.

      This zelno garne! laughing
      Only they take them not even 150 km. and much further 400-500 km. to the East!
  9. JoylyRoger
    JoylyRoger 20 May 2014 08: 22
    +12
    it is, as they thought in February, and they are still slowing down
    1. serega.fedotov
      serega.fedotov 20 May 2014 08: 33
      +3
      Quote: JoylyRoger
      it is, as they thought in February, and they are still slowing down

      They do not slow down, they are making every effort to make Russia involved in the Ukrainian crisis! And since they cannot prove this, they have to come up with ...
  10. Veter
    Veter 20 May 2014 08: 23
    +1
    "a more visible NATO presence on the territory of the alliance"

    Chatterboxes, what do they have with their native speech ?. All the same, what to say: a more visible presence of Russian troops on the territory of the Russian Federation.
  11. Skaramaks
    Skaramaks 20 May 2014 08: 31
    0
    Look east more often. Look east ..... !!!! Tactically absolutely competent decision! The earth is ROUND.
  12. Bosk
    Bosk 20 May 2014 08: 31
    +2
    Wrinkles, crooked teeth, eyes "wet" ... Andryukha does not take care of himself at all.
  13. Afinogen
    Afinogen 20 May 2014 08: 38
    +1
    Well, pay attention to the delirium of a sick person.
  14. JoylyRoger
    JoylyRoger 20 May 2014 08: 40
    +11
    A little off topic. but hooked (not mine, I wouldn’t come up with it myself)

    Thank you "for everything p.edarastam maidan.
    The country is like a solid open wound.
    Destroyed the world, depersonalized happiness.
    The oligarchs are still in power.
    Thanks for the change:
    for gas double the price
    salary decrease, pension limit.
    Was this your wish for the people?
    Cutting benefits and impoverished childhood?
    Here is what the descendants will inherit.
    Morally killed a simple soldier,
    whip inciting brother to go on brother.
    Spitting on the East a unified opinion,
    it’s sweeter for you to treat yourself with cookies
    and with the flags of the States, Canada, EU
    spread rot "her", raising the "SS".
    The breadwinners of the fathers
    ... do you hang out in the thick of the woods?
    Pennies are not allocated where everything is subtle,
    where there is hopelessness, medicine and ONKo,
    but they spend, for nothing, on military power,
    where you can’t find their sons during the day with fire.
    They imagined themselves, “heroes,” as the messiah!
    Screaming, bullish: "A suitcase, and - to Russia!".
    Well, two million Crimeans - our brothers,
    hugs rushed from you in Russia.
    And the false media are the litter oligarchs,
    created devastation in the minds of the premise.
    Everyone pours, everyone burps the verbal stink
    and hostility oil is added to the fire.
    This is custom genocide !!!
    This people will never forgive you !!!
    For the death of many hundreds of sons of Ukraine,
    beyond Kiev, the center turned into ruins.
    Because the people betrayed the leadership,
    double standards and other bestiality.
    For some kind of paid scum
    Defender of the Fatherland is muddy.
    For pain, turmoil, lack of faith,
    for the execution of the "invisible", the dominance of Bandera,
    stamping the memory of our fathers,
    for tears of resentment in the eyes of old people.
    For pain, for loss, emotional wounds,
    to burn you in Hell, p. Federation Maidan!
  15. cerbuk6155
    cerbuk6155 20 May 2014 09: 22
    0
    That's what the harmful work of a man has brought to, it's scary to look at him. Milk will not help here. soldier
  16. silberwolf88
    silberwolf88 20 May 2014 09: 23
    +3
    It's time ... it's time to withdraw from the conventional arms treaties and create full-fledged force groups in the Western Military District.
  17. Vitaly Anisimov
    Vitaly Anisimov 20 May 2014 09: 49
    0
    Andryukha you are wrong ..! (see how not to regret ..)))) bully
  18. Thompson
    Thompson 20 May 2014 09: 59
    +1
    Quote: Khalmamed
    on a pig’s snout, a clearly pronounced topology of the victim of incest ... does Man respond to grunts of a pig ... let them squeak, yap., grunt., the more often the GOOD will turn in ..., the stink will go out faster .. Do it yourself and not to pay attention...

    It’s just necessary to put this obscurantist into place already — if Ukraine and Georgia become part of NATO, then Europe will join the CU and CSTO
  19. Turkir
    Turkir 20 May 2014 10: 07
    +1
    Our land, where we want to go there and go.
    Rasmussen, judging by the physiognomy, had just stepped out of the pub.
  20. smart ass
    smart ass 20 May 2014 10: 42
    +1
    Andryukha will be sitting with them or Vaska ... anyway, they don’t rash anything themselves ..
  21. X Y Z
    X Y Z 20 May 2014 11: 46
    +2
    Andryukha is now, very, very busy. Until recently, if his office was not covered, then brazenly deprived of enhanced nutrition. Budgets are scanty, exercises are not carried out, equipment is not purchased, etc. Yes, Ukraine is just a Klondike for him. Shoulders straightened, eyes shine, well, just the savior of Europe, just Hindenburg. And the interview passes right and left. When is such an event foreseen. In general, cabbage is being chopped and the person at work, do not bother.
  22. Ruslan 56
    Ruslan 56 20 May 2014 11: 56
    0
    Andrey sparrow do not drive pigeons ..
  23. Camouflet
    Camouflet 20 May 2014 11: 59
    +1
    Rasmussen is a miserable balabol. Personally, I was always amazed how such co-ordination was appointed to the post of NATO Secretary General. The answer is simple: what kind of NATO, such and general secretaries.
    1. Good cat
      Good cat 20 May 2014 13: 25
      0
      Well, yes, follow rules, everything is logical
  24. kodxnumx
    kodxnumx 20 May 2014 12: 39
    +1
    How to drink, if now China will support us on the issue of Ukraine, and that’s probably I think the GDP behind a glass of tea will be discussed by te-a-te-t. If the talks are positive, I think the special forces will be in Kiev until May 25! comes to mind.
  25. Andrey82
    Andrey82 20 May 2014 13: 18
    +1
    Until we sponsor anti-American movements and their attacks on Sevamer bases, NATO will creep closer and closer to Russia. Then - a disarming strike with cruise hypersonic missiles and silos from missile defense bases in Poland with conventional and nuclear warheads at Strategic Missile Forces bases, cities and command posts, the destruction of the Perimeter system and the incapacitation of command missiles. Rare missiles that have taken off, in the event of a retaliatory strike from our side, will await hundreds, hundreds of interceptor missiles at our sea and land-based borders. The destruction of Russia is the price for helping our Western "partners" in Afghanistan and for the obsession of our leaders with gas and oil contracts, and not with the true interests of the people.
  26. Goha
    Goha 20 May 2014 13: 55
    +3
    How many freaks at the helm in the west. Horror! And all are similar to each other both externally and in conversation.
    1. 3vs
      3vs 20 May 2014 19: 37
      0
      It turned out to be overdue and thrown out the toad strangled, that's the result
      on the face!
  27. Stalnov I.P.
    Stalnov I.P. 20 May 2014 14: 01
    +1
    The strange leader of the military-political bloc sees nothing, hears nothing, but in general this DRY MIND has or not only the body has dried up but also the head, where they come from these pieces of wood, YEBAMA, dried up, whitened, soon the skin will fall away, KERRI - the shadows will no longer casts away, but the western land has ceased to nourish its sons, dead wood must be cut down so that greens appear, how nice it was to see polite green men.
    1. Andrey82
      Andrey82 20 May 2014 14: 39
      0
      And Kerry and Rasmussen and even Obama are just pawns. The US and the EU really rule the financial, industrial and military elites. The primary task of these elites of the West is the destruction of Russia in whatever form it exists. Even a weak and semi-dependent Russia they do not need. There are only two main reasons.
      1. Russia has always served as an obstacle to the complete seizure of domination over Eurasia by the Western "partners" and has always acted as a bearer of ideas of justice other than Western ones. Therefore, for geopolitical and ideological reasons, the Anglo-Saxons will always strive to destroy us (completely).
      2. Our Siberia and coastal sea zones - a pantry of minerals. In addition, this zone is the safest in terms of global natural disasters (eruptions, earthquakes, floods). Thus, Western elites need Siberia to replenish the oil and gas resources of Bl. East, koi not now so in 10-20 years will begin to be depleted for physical survival.
    2. The point
      The point 20 May 2014 16: 02
      0
      Quote: I.P. Stalnov.
      KERRY - no longer casts a shadow,

      I always said that he is a bloodsucker. laughing
  28. Grabberxnumx
    Grabberxnumx 20 May 2014 15: 06
    +1
    One Bavarian once said to me over a beer: "Holland, Denmark - bullshit! 2 hours on a tank."
  29. ioann1
    ioann1 20 May 2014 16: 30
    0
    Such a huge number of "persons" with disabilities speaks of communion with the devil. Constant lies, perversion of everything and everyone ... This leaves a certain imprint on the soul of a person, but the result is on the face!
  30. kyznets
    kyznets 20 May 2014 16: 49
    +1
    Hi everyone! About faces: it's like Volkov's in "Urfin Juice and His Wooden Soldiers" - how many Oorfene did not make toys, but everything turned out with evil and scary faces. Or Ilf and Petrov: They did not come from a monkey, like all normal Soviet citizens, but from a cow (free quotation).
    I’m sure that man is created in the image of God, and these unpleasant faces of the Hounds, Rasmussen, Albright, Obama and others, simply shout to their ugly from anger, hatred, stupidity and swagger how far they have gone from God and the image that He invested in them initially. But the Lord also created hyenas with vultures, vultures. And although we do not like them outwardly, but they have their own important role in nature, which was reflected in their appearance.
    1. Russian jacket
      Russian jacket 20 May 2014 16: 57
      0
      Better yet, "Gentlemen of Fortune." Well, what a nasty face ... laughing
  31. Larusik
    Larusik 20 May 2014 16: 51
    +1
    The photo is eloquent. And, in fact, there is nothing to comment on. Only the puppeteers have chosen the "saviors" of Ukraine to match. The faces (so to speak) are all like from the emergency room of a mental hospital.
  32. Russian jacket
    Russian jacket 20 May 2014 16: 56
    0
    Quote: Arberes
    Quote: gandalf
    Signature is clearly not enough:

    How do Russians go?


    And I am more impressed ...
    "-Fear has big eyes!!!"

    In Andryusha's eyes fear and hopelessness! A little more and he will cry like a child!

    Not just hopelessness, but also a paranoid desire to fly out of the office window with the NATO standard in the anus ... Masochists, what to take from them, but just don’t have to feel sorry, sorry for the poor, and these are just wild am
  33. Russian jacket
    Russian jacket 20 May 2014 17: 00
    +1
    I won't say about fear, but the fact that my friend got me badly, let the evil Russians come, they say, they "love us very much." So I'm waiting for a session of BDSM. It's just that the guy doesn't know that it will not be pleasant in gayropean, but in Russian it will hurt ... Like we will make potz out of pine, with splinters ... laughing
  34. IOwTZ
    IOwTZ 20 May 2014 17: 28
    +1
    This is Putin interrogating him for unauthorized recording.
  35. Rossianin
    Rossianin 20 May 2014 17: 46
    +1
    Well, the face of this Rasmussen)
  36. Vitaly Anisimov
    Vitaly Anisimov 20 May 2014 18: 00
    0
    Our answer to Chamberlain and "Andryukha" I think briefly and clearly ..!
  37. Victor-M
    Victor-M 20 May 2014 19: 32
    0
    In rolled sad . It's time to sell gas. laughing
  38. siberalt
    siberalt 20 May 2014 21: 37
    0
    Is familiarity in vogue now? Well, Anders Rasmussen is not Andres Segovia, to call him "Andryukha". "You have to be more careful, more careful," said Zhvanetsky. Especially when it concerns the Great and Mighty.
    I agree with the content of the article, but the title has failed. crying
    If in Russian, then in his name the root is not "andr" - man, but anti "drs" - "dress" - window dressing. Secretive - in our opinion. Like Taisiya, Thais.
  39. Shatt
    Shatt 20 May 2014 22: 59
    0
    He has such a miserable, frightened look all the time that he even feels sorry for this bitch
  40. Dezinto
    Dezinto 21 May 2014 00: 22
    +1
    They are all there as a selection so fabulous .....
    1. mug
      mug 21 May 2014 11: 13
      0
      ... but really, it looks like a squirrel))) ... it's just a Disney Land scribe)))
    2. tehnoluks
      tehnoluks 21 May 2014 20: 16
      0
      From the same opera
  41. mug
    mug 21 May 2014 11: 11
    0
    Well, harya this rassmusen ... and asks for a boot !!!
  42. raf
    raf 21 May 2014 17: 58
    0
    laughing In the course of these geyropeytsy clearly set off! This is what an idiot you have to be! Dreamers are shitty with a sore head. Well, Jules Verne - resting!