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Ukraine: schedule for tomorrow

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There is no point in looking news on TV, since all the informational plots are reduced to five main “blanks”. Freedom of speech has come such that there is nothing but “freedom”. And absolutely no one like the position of the media, characteristic of the same Rwanda, does not care. The movement “Stop Censorship!” Dissolves itself, as its representatives are busy with interesting and profitable business: they are trying to lyustrate their opponents with might and main and frankly lament about the abolition of the death penalty, as well as nuclear status. Nobody’s media freedom ratings anymore, since Syumar is occupied with a more global problem: clearing the information field of “Russian filth”.


And now let's move on to the five main topics that are practiced by all central media. In our opinion, this is pure totalitarianism, but who cares about this in the country of a victorious democracy?

The first topic: “Everything is bad in Crimea”. It is recommended to put the story on this topic first, if there is no fresh information about the capture of the next Russian saboteur. “The occupying armored car“ Tigr ”crashed into a peaceful trolley bus: everybody suffered. Everyone feels bad, no one gets help, because the phones do not work. Shooting began, interruptions in water and electricity. Crimeans who voted for joining Russia cry bitter tears and rush to the mainland. Here is a typical column of refugees, which has been breaking through the besieged Simferopol for the second week already (they show a grandmother who is watching the excavator with surprise). In the development of the theme: all planes fly around the Crimea with disgust. Those who are still flying, make indecent flapping wings. The Tatars are massively enrolled in the National Guard, and they are massively repressed by the heavily armed Kadyrov guards. The entire leadership of the illegal autonomy is mired in bribes, and at night goes to hunt for specially captured civilians of Galicia. But! Here is the courageous patriot of Ukraine living in Crimea, and her heart, liver and ileal region hurt for what is happening on the peninsula now. We give her the word: “Hello, my name is Odarka, I was born in Lviv, and the last time I was in Crimea was in the third grade, when my parents managed to get a discount ticket. I, as a root “Krymka” (they say so), is infinitely outraged by the annexation by Russia of centuries-old Ukrainian territory. There I have a lot of friends who constantly call me, write and cry bitterly. One close friend, who somehow mistakenly sent me a text message, and then we became friends in another text message, people in military uniform took away right on the street. They tortured him, cut off his ears, legs, cut out the pancreas and ate it all. All my friends are going to leave for the mainland, since there are no forces to demolish all Russian bullying. ”

Meanwhile, the Ukrainian military, remaining in Crimea, continues to fight bravely. Damned invaders force them to take out the latest military equipment, which has become completely unusable. Here's what a courageous colonel says: “Occupants force us to load Tanks. They mock us. But we are faithful to the oath. Every day we sing the anthem of Ukraine and personally report to the Minister of Defense about the battery, which must be sent, since the vile enemy does not give a new one. We believe in the unity of Ukraine, trust the Supreme Commander-in-Chief and continue to exemplary serve. ” Immediately after the synchron, they show a hysterical journalist who is trying to orally prove to the colonel that the whole country is watching their unparalleled feat with bated breath and literally at that time rockets take off, planes fly, the volley fire systems rumble, which will sweep away all this evil in seconds sacred Ukrainian land, abundantly watered with the blood of Bandera and Shukhevych.

Topic number two: "The civilized world is in a hurry to help." “The negotiations with the IMF mission that took place in the Cabinet of Ministers ended with an unprecedented success. Ukraine was promised a tranche of 1 (2, 3, 4, 5, 6 ...) billion euros. Foundation officials admit that at night they are reviewing shots from Maidan, crying and swearing that they will do everything they can to make Ukraine a prosperous country with an advanced entertainment industry by 2045. Here is a comment by a famous international expert, whose name we could not find out: “Of course, Ukraine demonstrates positive dynamics in overcoming challenges and sends good messages positively perceived by the business community in terms of increasing investment attractiveness and hedging risk diversification in static processes in Guatemalan stock markets” . “NATO Secretary General Rasmussen promises to equip the Ukrainian army with the latest military equipment in the form of ultra-modern rations and special sticks for eating rice. The NATO military group is ready to provide effective assistance in a matter of seconds, and today it is the guarantor of the peaceful de-escalation of processes. ” “The Supreme Commander at a military training ground was shown a secret tank, from which they managed to shoot in the direction of a likely enemy. This is a promising development of the military-industrial complex of Ukraine, which is not in service with the backward army of Russia. ” “The United States sent a special ship to the Black Sea, which is capable of scaring off the entire Black Sea fleet of invaders. On this occasion, a flash mob took place in Lviv, on which mobile phones with the anthem of the Soviet Union were burned. ” “The US Senate adopted a resolution in accordance with which sanctions are being imposed against aggressive and backward Russia, so that it will not last a second. As soon as they come into force, the entire economy of the Russian Federation will collapse, the regime of the fascist Putin will fall, and the Maidan will begin on Red Square. ”

Subject number three: "SBU Bdit." “It has just become known that the head of the most advanced intelligence service in the world, Valentin Nalyvaychenko, personally detained a spy armed to the teeth, who was going to undermine everything: national security, the Verkhovna Rada building, the Cabinet building and even a water pump in Konotop. Nalyvaychenko stressed that this is the thousandth spy of Russia, detained over the past twenty-four hours. At the same time, the certificate of Colonel General of the GRU, a ticket to the circus (on May 1) and five tons of explosives were withdrawn from the mean saboteur. The explosive was stored in a special hole dug in a conditional place. Thanks to a highly professional investigation, it was possible to establish exactly who stole the purse from Nalyvaychenko in the fitness center of the Hyatt Hotel. The head of the SBU did not manage to tell all the details, but in an exclusive interview with our channel, he said: “I have two questions for the Russian Foreign Intelligence Service: who went to the toilet at the SBU training ground in February? What was the title of these people? And where is the credit card that disappeared from the purse? "

Theme number four: "Increased readiness." “The Secretary of the National Security and Defense Council Andrei Parubiy with the informational support of Syumar managed to thwart Putin’s next plan to destabilize the situation in the eastern regions of Ukraine. And on the borders with Russia is still restless. Our correspondents recorded the accumulation of the one hundred thousandth group, which is about to invade the territory of Ukraine under the far-fetched pretext of protecting the rights of Russians, who, to be honest, no one considers the people here. So, dust under your feet, having the audacity to engage in separatism. The Ukrainian border guards do this armada with their own hands, because they are patriots. The border is at the castle, and the castle is with Ensign Malyatko, who is ready to defend himself to the last. Synchron ensign: "Even if I will cut the emblem of Russia on my wide, hairy chest, I will look with contempt in the face of the executioners, and finally I will sing the anthem of Ukraine to them." More and more people refuse to travel to the Russian Federation, so the trains are packed to capacity. But this is all an illusion, because in reality no one is going anywhere. All residents of the border areas voluntarily dig anti-tank ditches and hellies. When mobilization was announced, millions of volunteers expressed a desire to join the glorious and invincible army. Synchron: “Well, how did you get it, they sent it, they said that it was otherwise eight years, and most importantly, it was not even necessary for the medical board to undress. I have been sitting in a tent for a month now, they have been fired from work, my wife is crying, the children are not fed, she is in a fighting mood, have you gone to ..., a tattered goat. As we see, the mood of the volunteers is elated, they are ready to remain in the army as long as necessary. ”

Topic number five: "The Ministry of Foreign Affairs of Ukraine inspires fear in the Russian Federation." “Today at a briefing in response to the desire of the Russian Federation to raise the price of gas for Ukraine, the speaker of the foreign affairs agency Rebeychan has shown his ass to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the Russian Federation. This is the position that the Foreign Minister, as well as all of his staff, adheres to. Mr. Perebiyglaz, mockingly scratching his right egg, suggested to Putin that he should be circumcised in order to correspond to the multinational composition of the cursed Russian empire. With further escalation of the conflict, the speaker of the Ukrainian Foreign Ministry promised to demonstrate his member at a briefing in order to solve all the unresolved issues in bilateral relations once and for all. ”
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  2. soln2304
    soln2304 April 7 2014 14: 12
    +21
    It's time to organize the broadcasting of television and radio channels to the largest possible territory of Ukraine. The psychological and ideological war is in full swing and it is extremely important to convey the opinion of Russia to as many Ukrainian citizens as possible during the presidential election !!!
    1. mnbv199
      mnbv199 April 7 2014 14: 15
      +2
      I recommend you will not regret
      look
      http://poznavatelnoe.tv/fedorov
      1. Mature naturalist
        Mature naturalist April 7 2014 14: 27
        +22
        Natural finale
        1. Victor-M
          Victor-M April 7 2014 14: 49
          +3
          http://topwar.ru/uploads/images/2014/516/mscp735.jpg
          Peter Porosenkov is not enough.
          1. Manul
            Manul April 7 2014 19: 29
            0
            Quote: Victor-M
            Peter Porosenkov is not enough.

            Kolomoisky, Kernes (? - frightened bipod), Nalyvaichenko, Parubiy, Avakov .. These are the worst things they do. They are to be planted first. Yes, and all of their accomplices. And there are all the representatives of the mass media of today's Kiev.
        2. Denis
          Denis April 7 2014 15: 36
          +28
          Quote: Mature Naturalist
          Natural finale
      2. seller trucks
        seller trucks April 7 2014 14: 32
        +18
        I talked to my mother yesterday (Russia, Crimea, Gurzuf) they call from NA Ukraine, once guests, my mother rents out housing, sympathize with "how are you in the occupation of the Russians?" he says, they are already tired of laughing at such nonsense to colic, one devil, they do not believe the trash, and the second case, a familiar saleswoman, crying at the window, asking what and how? my brother from Kiev called, says the pravoseki got out to the streets, in the evening they can't go outside, they are afraid that they will ring the doorbell at night. I know I haven't written anything new, but eprst, it's a direct speech.
        1. GDP
          GDP April 7 2014 16: 20
          +4
          Laughter, laughter - but Ukrainians are thoroughly brainwashed.
          If all these Russians - MMM and liberals who love Russia - were tempered like steel and taught to treat everything critically, then Ukrainians take everything on faith.

          Here are a couple of examples from the news, I have not seen a single comment on the doubt of truth:

          1. The Krasnadarsk Territory is ready to rise to the defense of Ukraine, for it is no longer able to live as part of Russia, and poverty and lawlessness are everywhere. Chechens (apparently in the vicinity of Sochi) drive cars, kill people with impunity and rape women. The youth of Kuban is ready for armed resistance and is waiting only for silnal from Kiev.

          2. In Lviv, two Russian citizens were detained, who were preparing kidnapping and explosions of objects, with them weapons and large stockpiles of explosives were found.

          This is the official news - not the yellow press !!!

          I don’t know how, but Russia must oppose something to this global brainwashing ...
          1. seller trucks
            seller trucks April 7 2014 17: 21
            0
            Quote: GDP
            Laughter, laughter - but Ukrainians are thoroughly brainwashed.


            Well, in my words, I find a little funny, but you explain to me something else why you write Ukrainian with a big "U", not only about you, I am writing, met several times on VO?
            1. GDP
              GDP April 7 2014 17: 34
              +4
              Quote: seller trucks
              but you explain to me something else why you write Ukrainian with a big "U"

              I myself didn’t understand why I wrote this, but if you think about it, I’m ready to call the Ukrainians with a capital U and henceforth, just not all ...
              I sincerely consider the Ukrainians to be worthy of respect by the people - because they, just like Us, are Part of the great Russian civilization.
              The fact that Ukraine is actually occupied by the West will not make me feel bad about its people, deceived, brainwashed, and many hate us, but still they are our brothers. The time will come and the truth will triumph.
              1. seller trucks
                seller trucks April 7 2014 17: 43
                +4
                every resident of Ukraine is obliged to be reborn from a Ukrainian into a Little Russian, and then into a Russian, which in fact is, as long as the "Ukraine" project exists and the Ukrainians are not our brothers, IMHO is the bone of contention.
              2. Manul
                Manul April 7 2014 19: 49
                +1
                hi Everything is correct. The main thing for us is not to squeeze out our historical territories. The main thing is to burn out the western offensive. Let it be in the form of the GDR-FRG (another wall of the Cold War), or our military invasion to "calm down" the raging creatures, or (which we originally wanted) - federalization and the ability of each region to understand what it wants (but in fact to show the world through referendums of each region how many people there want close economic and other friendly ties with Russia), or the people will be able to rise up and throw off the Western yoke (very unlikely, because the states are officially pumping billions into "democracy", and our attempts to protect the Russian world are separatism and pressure) .. In general, we are fighting further. Now there is no panacea, no exact formula - how to proceed. We have entered the pre-war phase. Who will settle down more. We - or the west. Our fifth column has calmed down - but surely preparing to strike. Be prepared. We are not defending Ukraine. We are defending the Russian world. We love Belarus, we love its people, we respect Lukashenka very much because there is order and everything is Russian, and therefore we are very glad that Belarus can go its own way. Nobody is going to conquer it. An invasion is taking place in Ukraine. We are not resisting against the Ukrainians. Against the invasion. When there is a direct attack and a military threat against my country, I take a machine gun and go to defend my homeland. Dear Ukrainians. Read and understand. I am going to fight not with you. But with pressure from the west.
                1. Manul
                  Manul April 7 2014 20: 12
                  0
                  And about the capital letters (since the previous comment was devoted to this - I just forgot in the heat)) I am ready to call Ukrainians with a capital letter. In conversation. But there are rules of the Russian language, which I try to adhere to. (Although it does not always work out)). And if literally at some point I need to focus on the importance of thought - I write the word with a capital letter. If not, according to the rules. So I ask everyone not to splash saliva, and when you just write a normal comment you don't need to write "RUSSIAN". And that is too much like "GLORY TO UKRAINE!"
              3. infinite silence ...
                infinite silence ... April 7 2014 20: 55
                0
                Thank... good

                The support of the Russian people is like air for us. Clean air after the burned tires of the Maidan.
    2. maks-101
      maks-101 April 7 2014 14: 54
      +2
      all Ukraine is jealous of the Crimea, but someone claims this loudly east and the west is quiet. Western patronage has one argument, and we will go west and live better only when it is not known.
    3. Very old
      Very old April 7 2014 15: 04
      +2
      Funny though.
      "I am your grandmother", or Odarkin's tears: I was born in Lviv, when I was a small child I visited the Crimea, but (listen, good people!):

      "As a native Crimean, I am outraged by the annexation of the age-old Ukrainian territory by Russia" Further tales, a ready-made script for a Hollywood horror film, with a dismembered woman, rivers of blood ...

      Are comments needed?
    4. Siberian19
      Siberian19 April 7 2014 16: 33
      +8
      democratic television of Ukraine
  3. KAPITANUS
    KAPITANUS April 7 2014 14: 13
    +9
    Degradation is progressing ..
    1. Tersky
      Tersky April 7 2014 14: 24
      +15
      Quote: KAPITANUS
      Degradation is progressing ..

      04.03.14 14:57
      "The flagship of the Ukrainian Navy "Sagaidachny" returned to the Black Sea at the head of the US Navy aircraft carrier group
      NATO ships together with "Hetman Sahaidachny" entered the Black Sea.
      According to Censor.NET with reference to ICTV, the United States sent the USS George HW Bush aircraft carrier towards the Black Sea due to the Russian invasion of the Crimea.
      According to media reports, the United States sent an attack group on an aircraft carrier in the direction of the Black Sea, in response to the Russian invasion, in order to be able to respond to developments on the Crimean peninsula in Ukraine.

      The aircraft carrier is escorted by seventeen other ships and three submarines, which on March 3 passed through the Aegean Sea. It is also alleged that this aircraft carrier carries 90 aircraft on board, including helicopters of various types, and several F-22 Raptor fighters. Each submarine has twenty-four missile silos for launching nuclear warheads.

      See also: The frigate Hetman Sagaidachny returns to Sevastopol after participating in the EU anti-piracy operation. "
      Source: http://censor.net.ua/n274090. After reading this news, he could not laugh, called a neighbor, had to solder vodka, he generally had a tantrum .. laughing
      1. seller trucks
        seller trucks April 7 2014 14: 36
        +9
        “KP” cites extracts from the instructions that are distributed to bloggers working in western Ukraine.

        1. Comments should be with supporting pictures, links, videos, even if they are simply cut out of the general context.


        2. In conversations, use cultural speech, be cordial and welcoming.

        3. The attack on the post, video, commentary is carried out purposefully, in groups of 10-20 people, you will simply be defeated by facts alone.

        4. Force the opponent to use a mat and other obscene expressions by any action.

        5. If your opponent crushed your lies with facts, make an emphasis on his grammatical errors, this will demoralize and shame your opponent, covering up the fact of your lies.

        6. Try to create a split between groups of opponents, for example, people call to stand up to defend Donetsk, and you write that you are from Donetsk and there is no point in fighting, it will only get worse.


        7. Do not use the words seizure of power, Bandera, militants, terrorists, extremists, Nazis, nationalists. Always say - the people of Ukraine.

        8. Do not write that we are for Europe, write that we are for a united Ukraine.

        9. Do not use language differences. Southeast and Crimea writes "in Ukraine" - agree with them, do not make a contention in this. Try to write in Russian, the Ukrainian speech of many immediately repels.


        10. Try to convince that Russia only needs resources and labor from Ukraine.


        11. Try to convince that everything is bad in Russia, use pictures of the outbacks, old buildings, dumps, demotivators about old women, retirement, hungry children and other facts of human pity are ideal.

        12. Try to convince that nobody is going to them, that nobody is going to grab or demolish anything from them.

        
13. To show to the maximum how Yanukovych and the PR deputies lived, to emphasize that it is all stolen from the people, your money.

        
14. To prove to them that Ukraine will be strong only together, separately to intimidate that Russia from the South-East and Crimea will make them its slaves or something else bad.

        15. If the opponent shows you the successes and achievements of Russia, reproach the opponent for being subjected to Kremlin propaganda. To convince the opponent that you allegedly have relatives in Russia who are terrified of Russia's poverty and poverty.

        16. In the same way, in this vein, do the opposite, if your opponent shows you the facts of poverty and devastation in Europe, the EU or the USA.

        17. Try to convince them to the maximum that the Maidan is supported by both the Southeast and the Crimea, they say, you have friends there, relatives who are behind the Maidan. If your opponent can prove to you that the National Bank is controlled by the United States, emphasize that this is done in all countries, for the convenience of the economy. Also emphasize that the US and the EU want to help Ukraine and are very worried about it.
        1. dmitriygorshkov
          dmitriygorshkov April 7 2014 16: 22
          +1
          Quote: seller trucks
          10. Try to convince that Russia only needs resources and labor from Ukraine.


          No! Russia from Ukraine needs people who want to shake hands!
      2. pensioner
        pensioner April 7 2014 15: 04
        +3
        Quote: Tersky
        After reading this news, he could not laugh, called a neighbor, had to solder vodka, he generally had a tantrum ..

        So ... News from March 4th. Today is like April 7th. And all this time to solder the neighbor vodka ?? what Normally joked ...
        1. Tersky
          Tersky April 7 2014 16: 27
          +2
          Quote: retired
          So ... News from March 4th. Today is like April 7th

          Yura, I don’t have so much vodka in stock, laughing ! All the events described by me were just at the time of the publication of the "news", but when we raise 100 with a neighbor, we definitely remember it as one of the examples of a sign of paraindal delirium ... drinks
    2. Ulairy
      Ulairy April 7 2014 14: 27
      +2
      This is not degradation, this shizuha is progressing ... But on such juicy plots, you can reshoot all six parts of "Star Wars"! laughing U-ha-ha, a small, proud planet Na..bu fell under the blows of the "emperskih" stormtroopers, a-ha-ha !!! fellow UATATA !!! I’ll go write scripts, become fat and rich, huh ...
  4. moremansf
    moremansf April 7 2014 14: 14
    +2
    One thing can be said - LANGUAGE WITHOUT BONES !!!!
  5. Crazyzyear
    Crazyzyear April 7 2014 14: 14
    +4
    Gyyy ... it's just some kind of rzhaka! Itself invented - she was offended !!! laughing
  6. gas113
    gas113 April 7 2014 14: 15
    +2
    Gy-Gy-Gy)))))))))
  7. IsailoR
    IsailoR April 7 2014 14: 15
    +3
    Thanks, neighing :)
  8. SS68SS
    SS68SS April 7 2014 14: 21
    +2
    The people are sorry. They really live with it ....
  9. VNP1958PVN
    VNP1958PVN April 7 2014 14: 22
    +2
    Interruptions are all Parubiy's relatives? They quickly drag their "friends" into power! laughing
  10. Victor 375/XNUMX/XNUMX
    Victor 375/XNUMX/XNUMX April 7 2014 14: 23
    0
    Do not be like those who want to make fun of. You have to be a little higher, otherwise the borders between black and white will soon be blurred
  11. Stiletto
    Stiletto April 7 2014 14: 26
    +3
    For a long time I didn’t laugh so wondrously at this pompous UNIAN circus formulated by simple and intelligible Russian words! good
  12. Sashka_Gusar
    Sashka_Gusar April 7 2014 14: 26
    +2
    Hahaha, in give laughing
  13. Horst78
    Horst78 April 7 2014 14: 30
    +2
    Well, at least the mood has risen laughing
  14. Ilotan
    Ilotan April 7 2014 14: 34
    +4
    It’s funny to you, but people believe. If a person is told 10 times that he is a pig, he grunts. If every hour from the TV screen is nonsense, then very soon it will be perceived as reality.
    1. dmitriygorshkov
      dmitriygorshkov April 7 2014 16: 27
      +1
      Quote: Ilotan
      then very soon it will be perceived as reality.

      It depends on what you smoke!
      But seriously, a NORMALLY well-educated brain can’t get dirty! There’s nowhere to fill up shit (I apologize for the physiological details).
    2. serega.fedotov
      serega.fedotov April 7 2014 19: 03
      0
      No need to rush, Ukrainian people are completely idiots ... when you are told a lie without a break, someone will believe, and the majority will stop believing at all what the authorities say! And then they will become OUR people!
  15. bomg.77
    bomg.77 April 7 2014 14: 34
    +1
    Great article!)))
  16. Oleg Prophetic
    Oleg Prophetic April 7 2014 14: 35
    +1
    I would add 6 b. Hand over the money for the army (in the deputy’s pocket). 7 Yanukovych all the rest all 47 milyardiv. 8 pratsue .9. If Ukraine joins the European Union life will be in Switzerland, well, go
  17. Victor-M
    Victor-M April 7 2014 14: 37
    +3
    The border is locked, and the warrant officer Malyatko is ready to defend himself to the last. Ensign Synchron: “Even if they cut out the coat of arms of Russia on my broad, hairy chest, I will contemptuously look at the executioners in the face, and finally I will sing the anthem of Ukraine to them”
    Why such sadistic inclinations - to carve the coat of arms, it is better to gouge the firemen on his ass and the inscription on his back that he is a "rooster". Let it crow, even if the anthem of the European Union. laughing
  18. Hort
    Hort April 7 2014 14: 38
    0
    By the way, what about the recent news about the intention to drive more expensive documentation for "Satan"? Or was it disinformation and blogging rumors?
    1. aleks 62
      aleks 62 April 7 2014 16: 13
      +2
      .... Satan is not all of the crest of components .... They produce a lot in the Russian Federation ... If they move, then they risk assembling a steam locomotive instead of a rocket ...
  19. batia72
    batia72 April 7 2014 14: 41
    0
    funny, but this is a laugh through tears, because this is an exact copy of what is happening in Ukraine!
  20. parusnik
    parusnik April 7 2014 14: 44
    +2
    Meanwhile, the Ukrainian military remaining in the Crimea continues to fight bravely
    Yeah, they blow up bridges, derail trains, destroy the garrisons of the invaders ...
  21. Woldemar
    Woldemar April 7 2014 14: 45
    -1
    Article one is continuous sarcasm. It would be better if they seriously told what they show, without embellishment. We ourselves would somehow figure out how to react to this. And then hee hee, ha ha, like for fools.
    Put a minus.
  22. Vityok
    Vityok April 7 2014 14: 49
    +1
    They themselves are not funny? wassat
  23. nika407
    nika407 April 7 2014 14: 53
    +5
    Here's a laugh, it turns out
    the most important thing in life is not even what to feed the children, but the visa-free space in the EU.
    1. nizrum
      nizrum April 7 2014 15: 14
      +1
      Chet, I did not understand, are these pluses or minuses from the separation of the Donbass? request
    2. Ilotan
      Ilotan April 7 2014 17: 01
      +4
      7. Your pensions and salaries will increase by 2-3 times.
      8.Your children will be able to study in Russian universities in their native language.
      9. The products of your industrial enterprises will be in demand on the Russian market, which means that unemployment will decrease and economic stability will be achieved.
      Well and so on. Continue the list ...
  24. pensioner
    pensioner April 7 2014 15: 00
    +3
    laughing good hi
    I enjoyed reading it! Thanks to the author tremendous. The ridiculed enemy is a half-defeated enemy.
  25. Ulyan
    Ulyan April 7 2014 15: 07
    +2
    Oh, sorry Darth Vader was not allowed into the presidency, and yet he promised to build the Death Star, probably the State Department will not let competitors go! laughing
    1. Dmitry Toderes
      Dmitry Toderes April 7 2014 16: 19
      0
      "Oh sorry Darth Vader was not allowed to run for president, but he promised to build a Death Star."

      In Ukraine, now is not a laughing matter. Nobody pays attention to this jester in a plastic suit. Yes, and which of the Empire of Ukraine ??? So Russia was and can again become an Empire - the Russian Empire is powerful and solid. (Before and after Alexander II, the Russian Empire was with a free and enlightened people - why not the Empire of Justice?).
  26. Barsik
    Barsik April 7 2014 15: 10
    +1
    Well, not all dolboukROSMI brains then litters. wassat The Donetsk people today said that they wouldn’t get along with the maydauns and announced the creation of the Donetsk Republic. good And there you look, and Kharkov and Lugansk men will catch up. good Well, Russia will naturally support it.
    Py Sy
    I live 100km from the Kharkiv region. So our military aviation has been activated recently soldier probably green people drinks
  27. Gronsky
    Gronsky April 7 2014 15: 11
    +2
    The topic of shock development of nuclear weapons by a research institute created right in one of the tents of the Maidan was not touched upon. If Russia is not destined to blow up, then it is quite within his power to build a scorched desert from the nenka. But m ... if they’re not afraid, seeing what could have happened to them.
  28. made13
    made13 April 7 2014 15: 11
    +2
    Goebbels turns in his grave from such an impudent lie! That's just such a style ukrosmi - this is reality. The country has a lot of problems, including with the east, with the economy, with gas - and they are discussing Crimea. As if nothing to do!
  29. Altor86
    Altor86 April 7 2014 15: 12
    +2
    Agony. They go crazy. And the Natsiks seem to have a stupor. They didn’t expect such a situation, everything happens very quickly. Their owners were bewildered. good
    1. Alex 241
      Alex 241 April 7 2014 15: 48
      +2
      Meanwhile, the Ukrainian military, remaining in Crimea, continues to fight bravely. laughing
  30. sevsor
    sevsor April 7 2014 15: 38
    +3
    In Crimea, not all Ukrainian TV channels are turned off, as ukroSMI and TV trumpet about it, but only 5-6, who lied especially, the rest 20-30 work as before. Sometimes I turn on the TRK Ukraina (Akhmetovsky) and watch the news. How many distortions, manipulations, and outright lies! Once J. Goebbels said: "The more monstrous the lie, the sooner they will believe it," the Ukrainian media and TV work on this principle. Today I went to the UNIAN website, there I read an article about the beginning of the holiday season in Crimea, I will not talk about how much anger there is, I am always enraged by the phrases that “few tourists want to be in cities where there are tanks on the streets and Armored personnel carriers, and everything is filled with soldiers with machine guns. " It is not enough to say that this is nonsense, but many people believe it, both in Ukraine itself and abroad. Therefore, in order not to lose in another information war, our counter-propaganda must work ahead of the curve.
    1. Ilotan
      Ilotan April 7 2014 17: 14
      +1
      In spite of the arrogant neighbor
      I will not go to Egypt in the summer.
      I haven’t been to Egypt - and hey with him
      I’ll go to the Crimea this summer.
  31. ed65b
    ed65b April 7 2014 15: 47
    0
    cool. And whose comments on deleted? trolls?
  32. Santor
    Santor April 7 2014 16: 19
    +2
    but meanwhile in Ukraine they don’t lose time ... By the way, now there’s no way to write to them - only registration and if the Russian IP is a refusal

    SBU detained a citizen of the Russian Federation - coordinator of separatist actions in the Luhansk region
    On April 5, SBU officers, together with border guards at the Krasnaya Talovka checkpoint (Lugansk Region), detained Russian citizen Banny Roman Sergeyevich, who was trying to cross the Ukrainian state border to directly organize and coordinate separatist actions in Lugansk. Source: http://censor.net.ua/n279845 Source: http://censor.net.ua/n279845

    R. Bannykh, born in 1985, is registered at military unit 13204, which is part of the GRU of the General Staff of the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation, directly organized and coordinated from the territory of the Russian Federation the work of a sabotage group that operated in Ukraine. The purpose of these deeply conspiracy groups was to overthrow the constitutional system and seize power, commit terrorist acts, incite separatism and destabilize the situation in the eastern regions of our country.
    Source: http://censor.net.ua/n279845 Source: http://censor.net.ua/n279845

    !!!!!!!!! There is no such registration in Russia for a long time, and special units have a four-digit designation ... I guess he also had a certificate with him

    The Russian invaders are guilty of the death of the Ukrainian major, - USA
    The death of the Ukrainian major Stanislav Krachevsky is the responsibility of the Russian armed forces that occupied Crimea.


    About this on his Twitter page wrote the US ambassador to Ukraine Jeffrey Payette, reports Censor.NET.

    Read on "Censor.NET": Russian security officials have already come up with a "justification" for the shooting of an unarmed Ukrainian officer

    In particular, the ambassador wrote: "We consider the Russian armed forces as an occupying force in Crimea, fully responsible for the death of the Ukrainian Major Karachevsky." Source: http://censor.net.ua/n279842 Source: http://censor.net.ua/n279842


    The dwarf flows not even in a stream but in buckets ... By the way, events in the East are very sparingly covered ... As if in passing.
  33. Averias
    Averias April 7 2014 16: 33
    +2
    Quote from the article: "....... Here is a typical column of refugees, which has been breaking through from besieged Simferopol for the second week already (they show a grandmother who is watching an excavator with surprise)."

    Author, well, you can’t wassat , I have a tantrum from laughter and my dog ​​too. She poor fellow walks and giggles hysterically. laughing In the best traditions of M. Zoshchenko. thank good
    1. 52
      52 April 7 2014 16: 54
      0
      Where Zoshchenko, there will soon be Kashchenko.
  34. GRIGORY
    GRIGORY April 7 2014 16: 39
    +1
    Everything that these Ukrainian media say must be perceived directly perpendicularly.
    They’re not funny talking like
    “Everything is bad in Crimea”
    or
    Ministry of Foreign Affairs of Ukraine inspires fear in the Russian Federation
    but this is generally a joke
    “The civilized world is in a hurry to help”
    -That's just who ??? winked winked this is the one who made Ukraine richer and happier.
    We need to be proactive in this information war.
    1. jjj
      jjj April 7 2014 16: 56
      +1
      I think that in Ukraine journalists are too sick to lie. So they come up with all sorts of absurdities to make it clear
  35. Arkan
    Arkan April 7 2014 17: 00
    +2
    Ukraine: schedule for tomorrow



    Dear editor, maybe better about the reactor, eh?
    About your favorite moon tractor? After all, you can not the same year
    Then the plates are scared, they say, mean, fly,
    Then you have dogs barking, then you have ruins say.
    1. Kuvabatake
      Kuvabatake April 7 2014 17: 46
      +2
      Soon they will beat plates (as unnecessary), Having previously eaten all the dogs in the area (since there will be nothing to eat) Everything is like V. Vysotsky’s ... laughing
  36. Giant thought
    Giant thought April 7 2014 17: 32
    +1
    The real Ukrainian reality is hidden behind seven seals, as in some kind of phantasmagoric novel, I would never have believed it before while reading science fiction, but life presents such surprises ... I want to say that in literary works the rulers of those idiotic regimes ended badly. Probably, Kiev bosses are waiting for a similar fate.
  37. polkovnik manuch
    polkovnik manuch April 7 2014 17: 47
    +1
    If Dr. Goebels or Baron Munchausen had heard all this, they would have turned over in their grave. Information war, you know, to justify their actions to show themselves "white and fluffy" to those who plundered and actually let the prosperous country through the world. Thank God that the GDP does not allow us "the fifth column" to poke their "cool" pork snouts into a Kalash row "Still, all sorts of" neoliberals in the tundra sent weeding beds "and there would be paradise in Russia.
  38. Gagarin
    Gagarin April 7 2014 17: 51
    +1
    An article with humor, funny, the scary thing is that it is exactly in such a view on the telly that EVERYTHING AND SHOW REALLY REALLY.
    Ukrainian media are then required to sit in the same dock as the junta.
  39. core
    core April 7 2014 18: 21
    +1
    if GOD wants to punish a person, he robs his mind, it seems that GOD deprived the mind of a whole country (Ukraine).
  40. Pashhenko Nikolay
    Pashhenko Nikolay April 7 2014 18: 26
    0
    All to a point. Who is not too lazy to read Unian, Censor, Ukrainian truth, he will be convinced that everything here is set forth the true truth.
  41. Leshka
    Leshka April 7 2014 19: 12
    0
    they made fun laughing
  42. gunter_laux
    gunter_laux April 7 2014 19: 15
    0
    Khokh.lam is far from J. Goebbels in the floridness, pretentiousness of phrases! Infovoyna is an extremely difficult thing for both the Bolsheviks and the Nazis. But the Rossi media somehow fell behind, we started to overtake.
  43. Averias
    Averias April 7 2014 19: 27
    0
    Hehe, he went for a laugh at the CENSOR. I managed to read only on the forum about fighters in the air over Donetsk. And then, the error 500 shows. Interestingly, the TOP will cope?
  44. sv68
    sv68 April 7 2014 20: 05
    0
    Thank you for the article bully
  45. Vancha
    Vancha April 7 2014 21: 22
    0
    Russia should help first of all Russians!
  46. Reserve buildbat
    Reserve buildbat April 7 2014 22: 03
    +2
    "Author Alexander Zubchenko" - I propose to immediately ban it once and for all! And then the neighbors will kill me for wild laughter in the night!
  47. Paratrooper
    Paratrooper April 7 2014 22: 06
    0
    It would be funny if it would not be sad !!! East rise !!!
  48. Sergey S.
    Sergey S. April 7 2014 22: 59
    0
    Quote: GDP
    Laughter, laughter - but Ukrainians are thoroughly brainwashed.
    If all these Russians - MMM and liberals who love Russia - were tempered like steel and taught to treat everything critically, then Ukrainians take everything on faith.

    ...

    I don’t know how, but Russia must oppose something to this global brainwashing ...

    And we what.
    Not only at the forum, but every minute in real life with young people and not only about everything, and most importantly about events in Ukraine.
    About Sevastopol, Crimean partisans, Black Sea and Baltic people, about communists and Komsomol members, who were the first to give their lives for their homeland ...
  49. Zomanus
    Zomanus April 8 2014 00: 12
    +1
    Yeah ... That's where radio "Mayak" should broadcast with its constant advertising of the miracle of medical devices and the miracle of drugs. After all, really like children. Only Russia has no time to be distracted by this. She needs to equip the Crimea, prepare for the acceptance of new territories of the former Ukraine. After all, it is already clear that the holsters, having estimated how much they will pay for gas from May, will now sharply rush towards Russia. And even if we are damned m-li, but we have cheaper gas and food.))) And if you give them more motivation, they will draw up the border along the Dnieper and dig in the posts.
  50. dobrik10
    dobrik10 April 8 2014 01: 11
    0
    But in general, God forbid, not biased historians, would save all this in the documentary and so that our grandchildren and great-grandchildren read what was happening at the beginning of the twenty-first century on earth mother.
    The main thing is that the end of the twenty-first century should be in such a situation ...
    And where to go, and Russia did not solve such problems ...