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Exposed cynical intent of Russia

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Exposed cynical intent of RussiaAnd now the greatness of the Plan begins to manifest itself in all its cynical-KGB beauty.


At some stage, Putin sensed that Yanukovych might flinch and would not sign a “dirty world” with the Entente. There was no more hope for this weakling. And the experienced KGB-Schnick decided to use the Guard, his best forces - the special forces of the FSB "Sector P" led by Lieutenant Colonel Yershov and deputy politician Muzykantsky.

Before them was put - and successfully completed - the difficult task of turning the peaceful rally of children into a dirty slaughter. Of course, the presence of petroleum products in bottles too clearly indicated the Russian trace, but there was no time for detail. The best bartenders of the Kremlin buffets were attracted to the bottling of the Molotov cocktail in bottles. Again, the creative team led by K. Ernst worked out brilliantly. They prepared the opening of the Olympiad: they staged a colorful “tire show” in Kiev, showed phantasmagoric catapults to the world, and the Moscow circus team together jumped on the Maidan under the slogan previously recorded in Rospatent “not jumping. .. "

At the same time, the most experienced GRU snipers were seated on the roofs, who were ordered to water indiscriminately, in order to blame everything on Yanukovich. Of course, the most unsolvable task was exactly propaganda. After all, only an idiot would not be clear that the only one for whom blood is disadvantageous is Yanukovych. But the advocacy advocacy team coped with the task brilliantly, Major Kiselyov was presented for a state award, including for the curator of the Ukrainian media in the wake of total coherence.

The extremely difficult mission was to bring to power the least competent politicians who would do everything possible to carry out Operation Crimea. At the initial stage, the combination of a representative of a traumatic brain sports, a person with zero charisma and an ultra-nationalist seemed ideal.
And this part went flawlessly: the prohibition of the Russian language was spoken about in time, the portraits of S. Bandera were promptly delivered, the special groups of the FSB all over Ukraine worked together for the ex-offers, capturing administrative buildings and knocking down monuments to Lenin. Alas, it was not without the usual for our security officials of the excesses - in some places on the sly, they wrung out the business. But this can be considered a bonus for good work.

The agent “Yulia” worked almost flawlessly (except for a puncture with crutches with heels-heels, otherwise it was filigree work), including her phone leaks. At the request of domestic confectionery manufacturers, Poroshenko’s candidate was referenced by the idea of ​​blocking Russian sweets, which guarantees in the future full extrusion of his products from the Russian market. Our agents in the EU and in the IMF also worked very well, clearly showing the difference between the promises of the Maidan and the post-Maid reality.

The check of the combat readiness of the armed forces of Ukraine and its mobilization resources was promptly organized. Paid all due to the collection of public funds for the needs of the army. Of them are preparing new protracted Maidan for all occasions. All work on site is successfully coordinated by Darth Vader.

The immediate tasks are obvious: in no case should Ukraine be turned off from the “European choice”. As with European prices for goods and services. To achieve a multiple increase in expenditures on armaments and sell them themselves through intermediaries. Constantly maintain the morale of the population expecting an immediate war with Russia, so as not to be distracted by restoring order.

Provide an endless stream of promises of NATO support from the air, the IMF from the TV and Slovakia from the gas pipe. Train to guarantee the membership of Ukraine in the EU, the G8, the UN Security Council and the League of Sexual Reforms in the current century. And, of course, to do everything possible at all costs so that the current composition of the ruling politicians in no way changed. For the preparation and introduction of new figures of the same class of destructiveness will require almost unaffordable for the Russian budget efforts and funds.
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  1. mirag2
    mirag2 April 5 2014 07: 46
    +20
    Yeah. So the trick is this: Europe is pursuing its own policy in Ukraine, setting up its leadership, and we are restoring the "brotherly-neighborly" Ukraine, at our own expense.
    This was the primary desire of Europe.
    1. maks-101
      maks-101 April 5 2014 07: 57
      +43
      who would not crap in the world she is always to blame "Russia".
      1. Stalevar
        Stalevar April 5 2014 19: 23
        +3
        And they began to fight more and more often))) Age, however. The main thing is not to overdo it with drugs, otherwise diarrhea can develop into constipation, which is even worse wassat
        1. old man 72
          old man 72 April 6 2014 00: 07
          +2
          .... otherwise diarrhea can develop into constipation. No matter what, we will put them such a cleanser that will flush the guts to the glands.
        2. old man 72
          old man 72 April 6 2014 00: 07
          0
          .... otherwise diarrhea can develop into constipation. No matter what, we will put them such a cleanser that will flush the guts to the glands.
    2. dmitriygorshkov
      dmitriygorshkov April 5 2014 08: 36
      +27
      Quote: mirag2
      This was the primary desire of Europe.

      Why primary? They now openly declare to us that we SHOULD help the brotherly country!
      I just don’t remember when we took from them what we MUST give back now ?!
      Of course, I will have to help, BUT! Help someone? To ardent Russophobes? Fire me! The West sets conditions before issuing loans and considers this a normal practice! OK.
      And we have the right and we must do the same! Federalization and assistance ONLY to pro-Russian regions! Curtailing the assistance program, provided that the ruble leaves the anti-Russian part!
      1. avg
        avg April 5 2014 13: 03
        +7
        Quote: dmitriygorshkov
        They are now openly declaring to us that we SHOULD help the fraternal country!

        Well, how can we, miserable, help the country preparing to join the eight richest countries in the West. request
      2. mirag2
        mirag2 April 5 2014 15: 07
        +1
        We didn’t take anything, just gave.
        But some human rights activists, liberals and others (using the technologies of "Holocausters" - all the Albats and others like them) - tried to instill in us a sense of guilt for both Stalin and the communists.
        And that's when we will pay for our pseudo "guilt".
        The Germans are now regretted that they paid so much for the Holocaust. But it’s too late to rush around. Therefore, it’s better not to start making excuses for what we are not a priori to blame! stop
  2. nbnbnb
    nbnbnb April 5 2014 07: 51
    +10
    Yes, I annealed the special in the square!
    1. svetlomor
      svetlomor April 5 2014 08: 00
      +27
      Hollywood chokes with envy, such talents and they do not write scripts.
      1. asar
        asar April 5 2014 09: 35
        +6
        Where to Hollywood! I read it and laughed for a long time! "All the troubles of Ukraine are only from us!" Yes, no one "doubts", actually! The trouble lies elsewhere - that they think so not only in independent, but also in Europe. Well "washed" "gray matter"! Or maybe it was not at all? "Decomposed" from idleness and "eternal" freebies!
        1. yur
          yur April 5 2014 11: 57
          +2
          Quote: asar
          doubts ", actually! The trouble lies elsewhere - that they think so not only in independent, but also in Europe.
          It doesn't matter! The more almighty Russia appears to them, the better for us. "They are afraid means respect" sounds cynical, but oddly enough - effective. They themselves are approaching the time when again "not a single gun in Europe will dare to fire without the permission of Russia."
        2. Mikhail3
          Mikhail3 April 5 2014 20: 50
          +1
          For Ukrainians, this is not a washout, it is their absolutely sincere and long-standing belief. I looked here at one forum ... in general, yes. This is us. WE mocked them, innocent and pure! So they write - "you won't understand this Rusnya. Then they asked why we would not throw off Yanukovych, and now ... well, why explain to THEM ..."
          It's disgusting. Shameful and disgusting, always with me. Someone makes meanness, but I am ashamed. Trash ...
      2. major071
        major071 April 5 2014 15: 00
        +7
        svetlomor
        Hollywood chokes with envy, such talents and they do not write scripts.

        According to these scenarios, a film will be shot, not only in Hollywood, but in India. A good movie will turn out. Everything will be: and racing and shooting and songs and dances and love for a lonely girl with a scythe. I'm in advance under the table .... wassat
  3. major071
    major071 April 5 2014 07: 54
    +28
    Smiled. All right, Russia is to blame for all the troubles of Ukraine. wassat And no one doubts this, comrades from Kiev are on the right track! laughing
    1. wow
      wow April 5 2014 08: 13
      +26
      You can laugh, but when a Ukrainian granny falls on a Ukrainian path that has not been cleared of snow, she screams out loud that "this Putin" is to blame for everything !!? The reality is something like this. Brains are filthy to the point.
      1. alex13-61
        alex13-61 April 5 2014 10: 00
        +17
        Quote: yo-mine
        Brains are filthy to impossibility.

        A childhood friend from Ukraine calls me (in Crimea), asks: “Is it true that you have a wild shortage of food?” Well, what to say ... I advised not to watch the Ukrainian “telebachennya.” registration in Kolyma ...
        It’s clear - the information war ... but to lie so mediocre is to play against yourself.
        1. Magadan
          Magadan April 5 2014 11: 42
          +6
          So I read the same crap on the Kiev forum. Like, they came from Rostov and bought all the food in Crimea
        2. jktu66
          jktu66 April 5 2014 11: 55
          +5
          The more monstrous the lie, the more they believe in it ...
        3. vinc
          vinc April 5 2014 13: 53
          +1
          If it’s mediocre, and then in fact believe and who are adult conscious people.
        4. The comment was deleted.
      2. Magadan
        Magadan April 5 2014 11: 42
        +5
        and Ukrainian forums can’t be read without tears at all, I thought at the beginning that everything was all trolls, but judging by what my friends were telling me, the people really thought so along the way. Amazed at brainwashing technology. They are destroying Ukraine and it’s our fault. Evil is not enough!
        1. dmitriygorshkov
          dmitriygorshkov April 5 2014 13: 27
          +7
          Quote: Magadan
          . Amazed at brainwashing technology. They are destroying Ukraine and it’s our fault. Evil is not enough!

          You can wash your brain if it was virgin clean before and prepared specifically for THIS washing option. What we have encountered in Ukraine! In Ukraine, a Western model of education has been introduced, including Western values ​​and behaviors.
          In the EU countries, teachers are invited to open lessons at gay schools, and they share the secrets of their success. From the series "How did I become gay!"
          I’m all that’s what, you ask around the children, marvel at it! What’s in their head! With competent manipulation (and they know how to do it), our children can also drive anything into their heads!
          An urgent need to change the education system! In the ass Western test model! Only an analytical understanding of the world. In-depth study of history with an emphasis on the latest, to the graduation class with certification. And so on. etc.
          If this is not done now (God forbid it would be too late), then one day we will wake up from the glow of burning tires that our children and grandchildren will set on fire!
        2. Horst78
          Horst78 April 5 2014 14: 49
          +4
          Yesterday we talked to a neighbor. He recently called his mother in Ukraine, so she told him "Why do you Russians want to kill us all." The neighbor was in complete ah..e belay
  4. PPL
    PPL April 5 2014 07: 55
    +15
    laughing
    The author, great and with humor, everything is fine ...
    hi
  5. konvalval
    konvalval April 5 2014 07: 55
    +10
    I affirm. It was all that way. Only the Eurosha should pay for it, she is rich.
  6. Klibanophoros
    Klibanophoros April 5 2014 07: 56
    +20
    But do not forget that the SBU is also on the alert!
    1. Siberia 9444
      Siberia 9444 April 5 2014 09: 48
      +2
      A hormone is not! laughing
      1. jktu66
        jktu66 April 5 2014 11: 56
        +2
        And a bottle of Kremlin vodka is also not enough
  7. ipshum
    ipshum April 5 2014 08: 00
    +10
    From "reliable" sources it became known that the "little green men" entered the territory of Ukraine through gas pipes. These are the cyborgs of Darth Vader.
    1. VeteranS
      VeteranS April 5 2014 14: 27
      +3
      5+! But soon such a message will appear in the Western media .... most importantly, you have them squeeze a patent for this news! Good luck
      God save Russia and Holy Russia!
  8. VNP1958PVN
    VNP1958PVN April 5 2014 08: 07
    +9
    The sad thing is that if this is published in Ukraine, no one will smile, everyone will confirm that this is true and donate money for the army and another Maidan against the Russians! Soros Foundation "treated" them for only 20 years ...
  9. mabuta
    mabuta April 5 2014 08: 08
    +35
    Let the EU pay for his protege.
  10. ia-ai00
    ia-ai00 April 5 2014 08: 14
    +8
    "Sector P" - a new BLOCKBASTER from maidaUnov!
  11. kmike
    kmike April 5 2014 08: 14
    +12
    The time will come in Hollywood to shoot a film with a similar plot, and then the director will definitely receive an Oscar.
    1. Nikoha.2010
      Nikoha.2010 April 5 2014 09: 08
      +8
      Quote: kmike
      The time will come in Hollywood to shoot a film with a similar plot, and then the director will definitely receive an Oscar.

      Michael, no doubt, and how many survival games will be released in the near future. If the economy continues to stall like this, then Ukraine may turn into an unknown thing, and we can see it now, and online. The country is falling apart really! IMHO! Article plus, but honestly no longer funny, tired of this insanity in Ukraine.
      1. mamba
        mamba April 5 2014 16: 25
        +4
        Quote: Nikoha.2010
        If the economy continues to stall like this, then Ukraine may turn into an unknown thing, and we can see it now, and online. The country is falling apart really!

        Like this:
    2. aleks77
      aleks77 April 5 2014 12: 03
      +1
      Especially if the result in reality will be like a titanic.
    3. Lelek
      Lelek April 5 2014 12: 11
      +3
      Black comedy. tongue
      1. mamba
        mamba April 5 2014 16: 53
        +2
        Quote: Lelek
        Black comedy.

        It seems that the script for it has already been written. Here is what the Kazakh fortuneteller Vera Lyon was broadcasting before the death of Sashko Bilogo:
  12. Chifka
    Chifka April 5 2014 08: 16
    +5
    And, of course, to do everything possible at any cost so that the current composition of the ruling politicians does not change in any way. For the preparation and implementation of new figures of the same class of destructiveness will require efforts and resources that are almost impossible for the Russian budget.

    In this direction, nothing needs to be done. Similar to the current rulers of Ukraine have always been, are and will be. For several decades they themselves have been breeding and breeding somewhere in the wilds of western Ukraine, without outside help, and the campaign will never end. Just now their population has exceeded a reasonable and safe level. It's time to call the rangers and start shooting.
    1. dmitriygorshkov
      dmitriygorshkov April 5 2014 19: 46
      +1
      Quote: Chifka
      It's time to call the rangers and start shooting.

      I agree with you! As the saying goes: "Rely on natural selection, but don't make a mistake yourself!" soldier
  13. Enot-poloskun
    Enot-poloskun April 5 2014 08: 18
    +3
    Laughing ...
  14. horoh
    horoh April 5 2014 08: 19
    +3
    Yes, the author painted everything interestingly, I neighing from the heart !!! Especially agent Julia with crutches, bartenders of Moscow buffets and ..... lol
  15. kartalovkolya
    kartalovkolya April 5 2014 08: 23
    +3
    The people of Ukraine have a tragedy, and the author is mocking! That it is time for us to live according to the principle: "Let my cow die if my neighbor dies two!" In Ukraine, chaos and Makhnovshchina, people are killed simply because someone from "Pravakovs" or impostors did not like them. A complete disintegration of the neighboring state is coming, and we entertain each other with jokes. Eh, Slavs, well, how long will the West mock us? Of course, any sane person knows and understands who, why and for what money started the Ukrainian turmoil, the main goal is our Russia, and everything else is just "foam"!
    1. sv68
      sv68 April 5 2014 08: 48
      +8
      they, like boranes on a leash, lead to a slaughter. For more than twenty years, they live as an independent state, and not be a state as such. for them, the worst evil is worse than the plague. Believe me, I’ve talked recently with the guys who work in Ukraine from Rostov. The worst thing is that they literally expect Russia to start bombing Ukrainian cities, so I can scream joyfully
    2. asar
      asar April 5 2014 09: 55
      +21
      And what do you suggest? Maybe we won't sleep nights - worry about our neighbors, who are already at the household level ... Maybe we will give them the Russian STABFOND, if only they lived well, and the West bit its elbows in frustration - oh, it didn't work out! How much grief fascism brought to Ukraine, what losses they suffered! So what? Long enough memory? How the Union collapsed, the Banderites crawled out, marched across Kiev, Nazi accomplices suddenly became heroes-liberators of Ukraine from the oppression of Russia! Where were the people of Ukraine, why did they resignedly look at what was happening, why did they allow themselves to behave like cattle for slaughter? They are bullied, forgive me, over those who allow such things to be done over themselves! If they want to be "raped", how can you forbid it?
    3. yur
      yur April 5 2014 12: 48
      +5
      Quote: kartalovkolya
      , the main goal is our Russia, and everything else is just "foam"
      And even if so ?! Or will we wipe off the spitting of our "brothers" from Ukraine and bow to them to the ground? Enough! Now I will say perhaps terrible words, but ... Let there be a clear and understandable enemy than a "brother" who at any moment will put a knife in our back. And let them say whatever they want, but the main thing is really RUSSIA.
  16. DMB-78
    DMB-78 April 5 2014 08: 33
    +13
    from reliable sources
  17. FC SKIF
    FC SKIF April 5 2014 08: 33
    +8
    Such articles are needed and useful - they coolly show all the stupidity of the maydowns.
  18. novobranets
    novobranets April 5 2014 08: 39
    +21
    Quote: kartalovkolya
    The people of Ukraine are a tragedy, and the author scoffs!

    Everything that happened in Ukraine happened with the tacit consent of the Ukrainians. For more than twenty years in the Lviv region, fascism was fattening and rising. Where were the Ukrainians, or did they know nothing, did not see or hear anything? "My hut is on the edge" is what led to what we see. They sat with delight at the zombies when the Bandera media threw mud at Russia, while completely disconnecting their brain. They, and not someone else, was too lazy to move the convolutions and compare the obvious facts. I, like you, are also bitter to look at what is happening in Ukraine, but let's face it, the Ukrainians are to blame for this, everyone, to one degree or another. I hope science will do them good, next time they will not allow this. hi
    1. Anper
      Anper April 5 2014 09: 19
      +20
      Quote: novobranets
      I hope science will do them good, next time they will not allow this

      From Rivne. What science and to whom for the future?
      Yesterday there was a sad event - they buried a fair woman, with whom a lot of good things were connected in life, the mother of my classmate.
      As soon as they got into the car to go to the cemetery, a psychosis began, and one that had to be reminded of why and where we were going. The degree of heat - like at a rally - Putin will die soon, arrogant reptile, cattle; Russia will fall apart, so they need it, everything needs to be burned out there; during the USSR, I went fishing with them as a navigator in the Far East, they all stole gear from each other, pigs; in Ukraine, too, burned everything to the ground and build a new state; in Crimea everything is already lousy there, they’ll soon request it themselves, but we won’t let them go, they need it, NATO will help us, and if it doesn’t help, Russia will die; We spoke Russian and will speak, no one will force us to speak Ukrainian, but we hate Russia; there was definitely a god on the Maidan with protesters(these are phrases on the way to the cemetery). conversation took part in a private entrepreneur, IT-technologist and educator-defectologist.
      At the commemoration, impressed by the graves of Heavenly Hundred and Sashka Bilogo seen at the cemetery - “I don’t understand where they see Bandera’s fighter here. Well, he killed him in Chechnya, but he interfered with whom. And why was the man killed.”These are the words of an engineer - an economist, grandmother, an intelligent woman.
      Only for trying to restore the logical chain (and not for counterarguments) in any conversation they attacked so that every time I had to remind about the reason for the meeting. In general, of course, only by yesterday’s events you can write a novel.
      PS.And after all, I know these people from the first class and I have very close contact after school.
      1. novobranets
        novobranets April 5 2014 09: 36
        +7
        That is what I had in mind
        They, and not someone, were too lazy to stir gyrus and compare obvious facts
        I hope there aren’t all of them there, besides, people have sorrow, there isn’t any sound reason here. The current order will surely sink into oblivion, and the Ukrainians will have to build a new state, and here you will need the harrowed ability to make friends. Well, if they don’t even understand then, it means that all the shocks, Maidan, blood, Bandera pogroms and so on were not for the future.
      2. Rurikovich
        Rurikovich April 5 2014 09: 38
        +7
        Sadly ....
      3. asar
        asar April 5 2014 10: 07
        +5
        Here is the answer! What has Russia done wrong to ordinary people of the same Exactly?
        1. Anper
          Anper April 5 2014 10: 43
          +10
          Quote: asar
          What has Russia done wrong to ordinary people of the same Exactly?

          So that's the thing! By the way (words about my novel), a classmate who buried her mother came from Russia. She managed to catch her alive. She called her husband and son to the funeral - they were returned from the border as potential terrorists. When she explained why they are not there, everyone somehow averted their eyes, said that maybe they themselves were afraid to come, and they didn’t return other nonsense from the border either. You see, the first-hand man tells the truth to their eyes, which in their present the idea of ​​the world does not fit and they simply leave this truth, do not notice it.
          In general, from this whole situation a feeling of surrealism arises - some say, others do not perceive and continue to bend their own, so people instinctively choose neutral, general topics - family, children, work, nature, and random waste in sharp topics hang in the air. Personally, I it seems that I'm slowly losing my mind, and what Svidomo friends - classmates really feel, I can not even imagine. But - the fact that they are not okay, this classmate from Russia, who is extremely loved and respected by all for their good character person, she noted. I personally said this.
        2. 62 RUS
          62 RUS April 5 2014 14: 12
          0
          Freebie over, you need to earn your hump!
      4. Manul
        Manul April 5 2014 11: 24
        +5
        Quote: Anper
        psychosis started

        This is what I want to understand .. Many have the impression that some kind of zombie equipment is working there ... How to explain from the point of view of watered technologies the mass hatred and unacceptability of logic and facts?
        1. flc9800
          flc9800 April 5 2014 13: 55
          +5
          So the thought of mass psychosis on an independent recourse All the talk that they were rinsed for 23 years with brains, well, this is somehow not serious, damn it!
          Youngsters - yes, everything is clear with them, but adults who were born in the USSR! How is this possible ? request To be so brainless and not have an opinion on what is happening around, AS ??? fool
        2. vinc
          vinc April 5 2014 14: 17
          +2
          The 25th frame, therefore, was captured by television companies, anyway I hope so. For if ordinary people carry such nonsense seriously, put out the light.
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      5. Kolesnikoff.dmitr
        Kolesnikoff.dmitr April 5 2014 13: 35
        +2
        Absolutely Complete Full !!!
      6. T80UM1
        T80UM1 April 5 2014 13: 36
        +4
        From Kazakhstan

        Please tell yours that the mood of the local Slavs from a pro-Russian position is moving into an anti-Ukrainian one. More and more people are ready to go to Ukraine and wet (I apologize for the expression) of local Aborigines. Moreover, from among the Ukrainians deported here, and those Ukrainians who moved here even recently. Moreover, the intensity of anti-Ukraine occurs after everyone sees what your authorities are doing from pigsties in the center of Kiev and Darth Vader to the desecration of the monuments of the Great Victory. Even the Kazakhs who supported the Maidan, are moving into a more neutral position in relation to the annexation of Crimea. In the future, I am afraid that the CU countries are not only Russia, will be mentally prepared to start a war with Ukraine, both economic and real ...
        1. Anper
          Anper April 5 2014 16: 24
          +3
          Quote: T80UM1
          the mood of the local Slavs from a pro-Russian position passes into an anti-Ukrainian one.

          We live here near Poland, so, I dare to assure you, the Poles themselves are expressing themselves in the same way more often, only with promises to close the border.
          And about zombies, you need to write a whole book, and not to me.
          If it’s rude, since 1991 in Ukraine it has been implemented the doctrine of creating a new Ukrainian state with an inborn inferiority complex, united by the image of an external enemy. Plus, the cultivation of a generation that does not think in terms of compromise.(the wording was stolen from Kara - Murza SG and not once illuminated by me here).
          Intelligent and competent people successfully worked under the signs of various democratic centers (say, up to 1000) in Ukraine to implement this project. All kinds of institutions, especially higher educational institutions, were sitting on the grant needle. The Kiev - Mohyla Academy is 50% funded by the United States. EuroMaidan.
          Since 2005, since the Orange Revolution, open and arrogant experiments of various sizes with the participation of the media have begun.Then Yusch openly allowed the CIA to the SBU, reprinted textbooks, including those on history, and launched an active campaign to turn traitors into heroes. people at that time made themselves various scientific titles. By the way, I can’t get rid of the suspicion that the experiments continue further - in the form of presidential candidate Dart Alekseevich Vader. Regular maidan and maidanchiki provided abundant material for sensible and competent people - they were able to identify pain points and stake anchors in the minds of people. I can assure you that the psychosis with the flu, from which only gauze dressings save (in 2009), affected everyone born in the USSR including.
          After that, it remains only to wait for the "H" time - the fan of influences is determined for each age group.
          The current Maidan has been prepared since July 2013, from Vradiyevka (google, compare photos and tactics of struggle). At the same time, all the "honest" Ukrainian media worked with this material, POLICY directing public consciousness in the right direction. And no radiation. The only thing that I can personally notice is a special load, almost to physical nausea (I don't exclude 25 frames), went after a party of polite people appeared in Crimea, which made me suspect that not everything is going according to plan.
          1. stalkerwalker
            stalkerwalker April 5 2014 17: 53
            +3
            Quote: Anper
            If roughly, since 1991, Ukraine has been implementing the doctrine of creating a new Ukrainian state with an inborn inferiority complex, united by the image of an external enemy. Plus, the cultivation of a generation that does not think in terms of compromise
      7. stalkerwalker
        stalkerwalker April 5 2014 16: 53
        +5
        Quote: Anper
        “I don’t understand where they see Bandera’s here. Well, he killed in Chechnya, but he interfered with whom. And why the man was killed.” These are the words of an engineer - an economist, a grandmother, an intelligent woman.

        Here he is. The cornerstone of the original, lowered to the level of the plinth, the morality of the current pro-Bandera society ...
        The war in Chechnya - somewhere there, on the other side of the world ...
        Well, he killed - not his own, Ukrainian citizens. And the fact that he killed Russians, soldiers and officers, as he did not hide his "exploits" in Chechnya, already being in Ukraine ... How Ukrainian law enforcement agencies pretended that "no body - no case" ...
        What, in this case, could be expected from the undersized Kuchma, who in the same spirit commented on the Russian passenger plane shot down over the Black Sea, "Well, they shot down and shot down ...". As a scoundrel, Kuzmuk, to the last, denied the very fact of the shooting down of the S-200 airliner ...
        Monstrous sorrow ...
        Such Ukrainians to this day consider other people's victims not worth mentioning.. And their scum who fell under sniper shooting, called some kind of heaven (their mother so!) Hundred.
        This is not just a loss of conscience, loss of memory. This is a deliberate distancing from the Russian world. And such "Slavs" remember brotherhood only when trouble knocks on their house. BIG PROBLEM.
        And I want to help. And trying to help. But it becomes even more offensive when ETH help is spat upon and numbed.
        And you begin to understand that the SALVATION of those drowning in their own lies and hatred is the work of the most drowning.
        1. Anper
          Anper April 5 2014 17: 40
          +5
          Quote: stalkerwalker
          The cornerstone of the original, lowered to the level of the plinth, the morality of the current pro-Bandera society ..

          Note, Rivne is a conditionally western city. There is, by default, support for the Banderaites. And no one really beat anyone - only racketeering from the PS. The rest for Svidomites does not exist in fact - "Where do they see Bandera? Where do they see the persecution of Russians? Where are they See the beatings? This is all Russian propaganda. "When I asked why the Maidan needs a morgue and a crematorium, they answered that Russia was brainwashing me like that. I ask how it can wash it out, if the cable does not provide Russian channels, I need to buy a plate, they said washed before. Indeed, if God wants to punish someone, he deprives him of reason.
          1. stalkerwalker
            stalkerwalker April 5 2014 17: 46
            +4
            Quote: Anper
            Note, Rivne is a conditionally western city. There is, by default, support for the Banderaites. And no one really beat anyone - only racketeering from the PS. The rest for Svidomites does not exist in fact - "Where do they see Bandera? Where do they see the persecution of Russians? Where are they see the beatings? It's all Russian propaganda. "

            And I will not argue - I hear the same arguments from a friend from Kiev ...
      8. Mikhail3
        Mikhail3 April 5 2014 20: 56
        +2
        Come to us. Soon they will come ethnically to clean you, just the neighbors will come. I’m not joking, it wouldn’t be too late, run nafig!
        1. Anper
          Anper April 6 2014 09: 38
          +1
          Quote: Mikhail3
          Move to us

          Thank you, of course, for worrying. But, to be honest, somehow it all (without the State Department money) is decrepit, wilted and stalled. In general, all the cheers-patriotism are somehow blown away. Although the media is in place. It is noticeable that everything is slipping into banal redistribution of dough, and cheeks are inflated by inertia.
          After the murder of Sashka Bilogo, the PS wasn’t visible or heard at all - I’m afraid it’s being drained and they’ve become dumb by themselves. But you can guess just if the mayor Khomko used to stand on stage behind Sashka all the time
          then he DEMONSTRATELY did not appear at the funeral.
          Maybe that's why such aggressive rhetoric among my classmates - they feel: something is not right (they don’t understand, but feel) and behave like Spassky flies.
      9. alex86
        alex86 April 6 2014 22: 17
        +1
        Quote: Anper
        From Rivne.

        Parents lived in Rivne from 80 to 88, in a high-rise (well then in a high-rise, it is 16-18 floors, made of silicate brick) on Liebknecht, the city is very close to me, and indeed Ukraine is my second homeland for us - we now have TV , of course, sheer nagging, but it’s hard to argue against obvious things - especially after I saw (in Google Map) Stepan Bandera’s street. In general, I am very worried about Ukraine ...
        1. Anper
          Anper April 7 2014 09: 29
          +1
          Quote: alex86
          to Liebknecht

          But I don’t even remember what street it was.
          1. alex86
            alex86 April 8 2014 20: 22
            +1
            Now, as I understand it, Cathedral (the corner of Grushevsky). Remained wonderful memories from the city and people. I look at what is happening with pain, although my parents left at one time, including due to the beginning of forced Ukrainization, but when I arrived, I never felt anything like this. And today I just don’t know what to say, except that everything is very distorted here ...
  19. MolGro
    MolGro April 5 2014 09: 10
    +3
    political satire is always good))
  20. Navy7981
    Navy7981 April 5 2014 09: 16
    +8
    They have not yet written how the referendum was conducted at gunpoint. An excerpt from the report of the TV channel Pravda Zapada ... ".. The streets and squares of Crimea are drenched in blood. Soldiers who have lost their human appearance are dragging women by their hair to the polling stations, passing by shooting men trying to resist. They are carrying out genocide of the Crimean Tatar people ...."
    Again I remembered Bulgakov - "... there was a girl with her eyes slanted to the bridge of her nose, from endless lies."
  21. JIaIIoTb
    JIaIIoTb April 5 2014 09: 28
    +5
    The best bartenders of the Kremlin buffets were brought to bottling the Molotov cocktail in bottles.

    Beautiful banter laughing
  22. Giant thought
    Giant thought April 5 2014 09: 32
    +1
    In every joke there is a share of jokes.
  23. Navy7981
    Navy7981 April 5 2014 09: 34
    +11
    Someone here wrote well "the rams go, beat the drums and the skin on the drums, the rams themselves give it."

    I was talking with one individual here. This is really a "rotten breed" - America is the navel of the earth (I am exaggerating, but the essence is just that) and we must immediately surrender, accept everything that she says, give up Crimea, the Arctic, the Far East, disarm, destroy nuclear weapons, invite NATO in the person Ukrainians, Poles, Balts, Romanians. And die so as not to interfere with the smart !!! This is how some Russians think. And what to do with them? They don't hear any arguments, facts. They offer nothing, except for one thing - FREEDOM! From what? For what, they do not explain. Because freedom, in their understanding - I do what I want and for it there will be nothing but dough!
    I'm not urrrrrrr! I’m a patriot and I don’t like much of the way domestic politics are conducted and done, and I hope that events will lead to positive changes, but at the same time, I love my country (not the government) only on the simple basis that this is MY COUNTRY!
    1. Lelek
      Lelek April 5 2014 12: 16
      +8
      You are probably talking about these.
      1. Turkir
        Turkir April 5 2014 13: 53
        +2
        These are jackals of a feather and a hyena of radio and TV.
  24. Tra-ta-ta
    Tra-ta-ta April 5 2014 09: 34
    +4
    Agent "Julia" worked almost flawlessly (except for a puncture with crutches with high heels, the rest is filigree work).

    Yesterday the first channel of Ukrayny pobedil: Agent-Yulia offered in all seriousness guaranteed to fight corruption with the help of mobile phones and DVRs .. !!! Chuckle ..
  25. morpogr
    morpogr April 5 2014 09: 38
    +4
    Urgently to publish the entire text in all Ukrainian media. And also to distribute leaflets with this article throughout Ukraine. The people should know the truth laughing .
    1. old rocket man
      old rocket man April 5 2014 11: 05
      +8
      Quote: morpogr
      Urgently to publish the entire text in all Ukrainian media. And also to distribute leaflets with this article throughout Ukraine. The people should know the truth laughing .


      The trouble is that absolute majority"Ukrainian people" will perceive this text as a pure truth without the slightest bit of humor, that is, absolutely literally.
      Painful "national pride" and a disdainful attitude towards c.ac.a.p.a.m have arisen in Ukraine for so long that no one living today remembers exactly when. hi
      1. Andrey Ulyanovsky
        Andrey Ulyanovsky April 5 2014 13: 17
        +4
        Absolutely! Banter at face value is accepted, naturally - the Country of Fools has become. But, here it’s already clear, it’s impossible for a normal person (not a 14-18 year old teenager) to come to terms with their reality. Mass psychosis will begin before the prezik election, in early May; Maidan seem gatherings.
      2. stalkerwalker
        stalkerwalker April 5 2014 17: 00
        +3
        Quote: Old Rocketman
        Quote: morpogr
        Urgently to publish the entire text in all Ukrainian media. And also to distribute leaflets with this article throughout Ukraine. The people should know the truth.

        The trouble is that the absolute majority of the "Ukrainian people" will perceive this text as pure truth without the slightest bit of humor, that is, absolutely literally.

        I confirm ...
        Communicating on Odnoklassniki with Ukrainian colleagues, from some of them you get only negative, expressed in the style of "You are even worse, and you are fools, you will soon be even worse ...".
  26. Rurikovich
    Rurikovich April 5 2014 09: 44
    +6
    The mood in the morning rose after reading this opus. Will it reach the poor that under the guise of satire and humor is a bitter truth? If the brain is not able to separate the truth from the lie and reality from the drawn, then it is unlikely. And if the fact that your fence collapsed because Putin is to blame, because you were always swearing at him and there was no time to repair, then everything becomes clear - the client is more like a "cuckoo" than an adequate person. And if it is on a national scale, then it really becomes scary ...
  27. Andrey Ulyanovsky
    Andrey Ulyanovsky April 5 2014 09: 49
    +14
    Absolutely nothing has been written by the author about the secret operation "Tongue to Kiev" on mass transplantation of organs of taste and speech with "melodic mova", for which Alexander NevskySkuul was presented for an award; Sergeant Klitschko is still rejecting an alien organ:
    1. 62 RUS
      62 RUS April 5 2014 14: 20
      +2
      He can’t even read a piece of paper, and he’s still going to the mayors.
  28. Bosk
    Bosk April 5 2014 09: 55
    +7
    And probably the third day already they promise snow ... I can feel it here without the "hand of Moscow", and after all this, back to work on Monday ... and here, too, it seems, without this "stream" what .
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    2. igordok
      igordok April 5 2014 13: 56
      +3
      Quote: Bosk
      And probably the third day already they promise snow ... I can feel it here without the "hand of Moscow", and after all this, back to work on Monday ... and here, too, it seems, without this "stream"


      Russia has expanded adiabatically. It got colder and snowed
  29. Tra-ta-ta
    Tra-ta-ta April 5 2014 10: 00
    +8
    Sergeant Klitschko is still rejecting the alien organ:

    ..byr .., Abyr .., Abrygal .. !!!
  30. Rusin Dima
    Rusin Dima April 5 2014 10: 06
    +2
    Funny, the humor is subtle and straight to the point, especially the circus actors who didn’t jump one ....
  31. archi.sailor
    archi.sailor April 5 2014 10: 10
    +5
    A fun article, respect to the author, and so to speak respect good laughing especially surnames-Ershov and Muzykansky lol
  32. Cristall
    Cristall April 5 2014 10: 12
    -7
    Well, the mantra is "who is to blame" has been with us for a long time
    Remember - enemies of the people, saboteurs and others (USSR)
    modern Russia

    Well, there’s more about Putin
    And in Ukraine, it is similarly possible about Putin (the general video, so to speak)
    Well, in general, Russia instead of the USA is in the top video.
    1. Pupil
      Pupil April 5 2014 11: 37
      +4
      Fat to you minus. fool Nobody accuses the SGA of Russia's problems. Accused of interfering in the internal affairs of states.
      1. Sma11
        Sma11 April 5 2014 11: 44
        +1
        Calm down Artyom. And then from the student in sensei you will not get out laughing . Banter he banter in Africa.
        Accused of interfering in the internal affairs of states.

        But address this to "minke whales" on their forums.
        1. Pupil
          Pupil April 5 2014 11: 57
          +3
          I repeat to myself: "I am calm, I am calm ....". recourse
          But address this to "minke whales" on their forums.

          I don’t usually go there.
    2. Yuri Y.
      Yuri Y. April 5 2014 12: 17
      +3
      Quote: Cristall
      Well, the mantra is "who is to blame" has been with us for a long time

      It really is often someone's fault, in the sense that it is the initiator of the processes in their favor. And if in this video everyday problems are intertwined in an ironic form, this does not mean that the United States did not break up the Union or did not arrange the current mess in the form of a Maidan in Ukraine. Those. correct roller yes , if you especially take into account that life is often the result of more general processes.
      1. Cristall
        Cristall April 5 2014 12: 56
        +2
        And who in general doubts that the sponsor of the United States? I have not met a man in the city who said that the Russian Federation. The fact that the news zombies the people saying that everything is beneficial to the Russian Federation (so what, Crimea) is understandable. The media is completely captured.
        Prior to the complete capture of the media - throughout the country they broadcast the delivery of money from embassies, the distribution of money from the Blow. Everyone calmly said how much they pay. Called the amount, there are scans of invitations.
        Everyone has long understood that who financed everything. Do not forget that all the rhetoric is aimed at distracting the attention of the people from the existing problems, the coup, the sponsors (wait they are exhibited as saviors - they say they will give a loan or help) and the fact that the Maidan itself, his idea completely failed, leading to the authorities of the same "Banduget" as Janus himself.
        Distract as they can.
        I cannot but say that the info war of the retaliatory opponent (Russia) was also successful. The videos of "Odessa woman" (she is also the mother of a soldier and others) and messages about Sagaidachny (there is generally an information supply)
        Well, this is all the "battles" of info war ... you can even highlight a whole article with battles, fights, skirmishes, victories and defeats on this front.
        Blaming someone for their troubles is easier than blaming yourself! I'm fluffy - and THAT is bad.
        I personally blame those idiots who worked out their 200 UAH! Those idiots who sold the country themselves! Well, most of all, the Janus ... everyone hoped for it - show me the silushka, you prepared the apparatus of the Ministry of Internal Affairs (more of the army) for this! Why did everything merge ...
        but now the main question is what to do next - blaming someone is too late.
  33. mithridate
    mithridate April 5 2014 10: 47
    +10
    Yes, Russia is to blame. And that has created Ukraine within its current borders, and that it has built factories, factories, hospitals and schools in western Ukraine, which before the Soviet regime were not there, and much more. But what about the Ukrainians themselves? Why were false independence slogans needed? Got independence and now - under whom would lie more expensive?
    1. Cristall
      Cristall April 5 2014 13: 02
      0
      Quote: Mithridates
      Yes, Russia is to blame. And that created Ukraine within its current borders, and that built factories, factories, hospitals and schools in western Ukraine

      I would not have become so categorical that only Russia created Ukraine in its current form — it created RI and the USSR. And there were enough Ukrainians in all areas. And they created everything together (not only Ukrainians and Russians, but all the others), it was a common cause.
      In general, it’s a little disappointing that there was a divide in the plan — Russia created everything. Let's calculate the part of each union republic and generally divide the victory into parts, merit and so on? How can the common cause be divided?
      1. Olegovi4
        Olegovi4 April 5 2014 14: 47
        +2
        Quote: Cristall
        It's a shame that there was a sharing in the plan, Russia created everything. Let's calculate the part of each union republic and generally divide the victory into parts, merit and so on? How can the common cause be divided?

        Those. It's a shame that this is from Russia. And the fact that this guano spills out of all the republics of the USSR is not offensive? Again, Russia owed everything to everyone; again, give something to everyone. But horseradish! Go to work. Beggars.
  34. PValery53
    PValery53 April 5 2014 10: 52
    +3
    The author has summed up a new "scientific" basis for what happened in Ukraine. And it looks like the truth! Encore!
  35. mihasik
    mihasik April 5 2014 10: 53
    +9
    Cat threw kittens -
    This is Putin's fault.
    The hostess threw the bait -
    Guilty Guess!
    Here ends the board
    The poor bull.
    Our Tanya is crying loudly -
    Near Putin, not otherwise.
    The light went out, the fence fell,
    The car stalled motor
    Healthy tooth removed
    Ile climbed into the apartment thief ...
    Did not like the movie,
    You have come to shit -
    Any cataclysm
    One explanation!
    Every democrat knows
    This is Putin's fault!
    1. VeteranS
      VeteranS April 5 2014 15: 18
      +2
      5+! And to send this poem to "a great friend of Russia" Senator McCain, she will be delighted, even by the toilet ...
  36. fktrcfylhn61
    fktrcfylhn61 April 5 2014 11: 12
    +1
    Normal banter, otherwise you will call everything that happens in Ukraine and in the world!
  37. kocclissi
    kocclissi April 5 2014 11: 33
    +3
    As shown on TV: In the US embassy there is a milien gigabyte of haggling reverberating Russian special forces, who pulled on everyone, and on the heroes (whom Sala) and on Berkutu (to whom Glory)! Filmed to see from the embassy .....
  38. Stepan Vict
    Stepan Vict April 5 2014 11: 40
    +5
    Under Soviet rule, Bandera existed at the expense of the center. The situation was something like this: a gang arrives in the village, they take everything from the barns, burn crops, rob mail, save money, kill activists who are mostly non-local, and leave. It didn’t matter to the locals. This is not theirs. And in the gang are relatives who feed. The state will make up for everything. These Russian suckers let them fork out, give our pennies. Therefore, gangs existed until the 60s. Now the situation is different, everything is different, and no one will help them, so there will be no riots. Well, hunger cleans the brain well.
  39. Altor86
    Altor86 April 5 2014 11: 41
    +7
    If hatred is at a household level, it’s very difficult to turn the tide. Can the people of Ukraine leave their problems alone? They want this. I also have many friends and relatives there. It’s impossible to talk. If they want visas, let them have something to answer. and then again, like Mahatma Gandhi, we repeat what has been all these years, they kick us and we don’t notice anything. After the election, nothing will change. And yet. Maybe I'm wrong, but I'm tired of hearing about ordinary Ukrainian people who love Russia very much. But you see, the media have been dusting their heads. Where is he, this people? !! Why right now should be something that has never happened?! All my life, as far as I remember, we were for them m .... mi. And in the West, and in the center, and in the East. The truth was spoken in most of Ukraine (especially in Russian cities). It was not prestigious on surzhik (not on the collective farm). hi
    1. aleks77
      aleks77 April 5 2014 13: 09
      +5
      I agree completely, even if they are in their own .. they are brewed, they have enough of their bks. BUT if Russia will not be there, there will be Tomahawks and Abrams, and Ivan from Donetsk will sincerely consider his sibling Kolka from Rostov, with whom in childhood they played together with his grandmother, in a village near Minsk, his original enemy, from whom all evil is upon Ukraine and dreaming of making it worse.
      Ready to devastate everything around and Ukraine and his plant that Bendera squeeze, he will rush at least to the states, even to Europe, he wouldn’t see Kolka from Rostov, because in the beginning he always went to visit with his advice, with his help and attention I got obsessive, although everyone has long had their families and children. And now when it’s difficult, it can’t help just give money. Instead, he remembers debts and tries to learn life. Is this a brother, not his brother to me, but the face ka_tsap_skaya would kill.
  40. ken
    ken April 5 2014 11: 49
    +3
    I can’t laugh, I can add ....
    1. Lelek
      Lelek April 5 2014 12: 24
      +6
      Our Kraina is crying loudly - she has lost Kraina’s honor. Hush Kraynochka, do not cry - you need to know who to give. bully
  41. Belarus
    Belarus April 5 2014 12: 22
    +3
    belay No, as they say, I understand everything, but it's justooooooo no words. You have to be an idiot to write and blame Russia like that.
    As they just did not write that Russia established a teleport with the Maidanut and sent there all the attributes to the protesters for a coup.
    In other words, the psychiatric hospital nervously smokes in the corner wassat
  42. Cristall
    Cristall April 5 2014 13: 11
    0
    Quote: Altor86
    If hatred is at the household level, then it’s very difficult to turn the tide

    The work of the media. And she continues. The consequences are deplorable.
    Quote: Altor86
    Can the people of Ukraine leave their problems alone? They want this. I also have many friends and relatives there. It’s impossible to talk

    the same media work. They do not hear return volleys.
    "Truth" from the screens is uncontested.
    Quote: Altor86
    They want visas, let them go. We need to at least somehow respond to their attacks. And then again, like Mahatma Gandhi, we repeat what has been all these years, they kick us, but we don’t notice anything.

    Who wants? paruby? He (censorship)! Even other scumbags do not listen to him.
    Those who are already family-bound do not shout. They shout - maidanutnye on his head.
    Do not listen to what they want you to hear.! Do you think they came up with? Or were they told how to divide and rule?

    Quote: Altor86
    All my life, as far as I remember, we were for them m .... mi. And in the West, and in the center, and in the East. The truth was spoken in most of Ukraine (especially in Russian cities). It was not prestigious in surzhik ( not on the collective farm

    well, don't lie. M ... mi you == ho..lami we are not the essence. If you invest a grudge even on VO - it's just a storehouse of "offensive" for even adequate Ukrainians.
    Emotion is what the media is counting on first! The task is to evoke emotion., To give it the desired character - to turn into action. Who will win?
    1. Altor86
      Altor86 April 5 2014 15: 58
      +3
      Everyone has already lost. By the way, I never took offense at m ... la. And I’m not lying. I saw it myself and wrote. It would be nice if only one period was lost. It’s okay. It should not be like that. I love their friends. Bad to them. Hence the anger.
  43. Vyacheslav 64
    Vyacheslav 64 April 5 2014 13: 25
    +5
    Yes, we organized it, here are the organizers:
  44. puma88ss
    puma88ss April 5 2014 13: 51
    -1
    What is this nonsense ???
  45. Shadowcat
    Shadowcat April 5 2014 14: 43
    +3
    Okay. If we are to say "honestly", why waste time on trifles -
    Kuchma was a stooge of the damned;
    Yushchenko was definitely a protégé of "Putin personally";
    Yatsenyuk was also a stooge of Moscow.
    Most likely Turchinov is probably deeply disguised.
    Who did I forget about?;)
  46. siemens7774
    siemens7774 April 5 2014 15: 34
    +4
    Is it really so difficult to take quotes from Amer’s books on political technology, to add from the books of Kissinger and Brzezinski, regarding the fooling of the Slavs and their further enslavement along with the territory? To print out, indicating the page and title of the book and scattering Ukraine on the colonial territory for free. Everywhere, especially in villages. Where is the largest coefficient of ignorant .....
    One of the quotes: The terrorist attack on the killing of the citizens of a state in order to achieve a change in the policies pursued by the government of that state.
    Hiroshima and Nagasaki are not terrorist attacks - Amer textbook of political technology
  47. Leshka
    Leshka April 5 2014 16: 46
    +1
    it will not be known for a long time
  48. Lvovich
    Lvovich April 5 2014 21: 18
    -5
    rubbish article
  49. gammipapa
    gammipapa April 5 2014 21: 48
    -3
    Article rubbish, support.
    You’re kind of so smart that you don’t humor, your friends from Ukraine will poke your article on TV tomorrow and our comments will seriously say - well, this is the pure truth, that was all.
    After the allegations that we threw them with 15 billion who simply asked to take them on their knees, there’s nowhere to make a diagnosis.
    I would give a poster to such writers as I gave Makarevich to my hands.
  50. rubin6286
    rubin6286 April 6 2014 17: 05
    0
    Dear Oleg Odintsovsky!

    Never again write such articles in Voennoye Obozreniye, or even better, do not write any articles at all and engage in manual labor. There is an opinion that you are an evaded and escaped patient of the Serbsky Institute of Forensic Medicine and Forensic Psychiatry.