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In order not to distract the attention of the respected members of the forum in scattered and short messages, I decided to present in this review new-old presidential candidates. I will not mention those who have already been discussed in great detail, and those who are very uninteresting.


So, after the congresses of numerous Ukrainian parties (and we have more 200 !!!), the following figures were added to the list of thirsty ones.

«The leader of the nationalist group "Right Sector", which became the party last week, Dmitry Yarosh on Saturday submitted to the CEC documents for registration as a presidential candidate in the early elections, which will be held on 25 in May.
According to UNIAN, Yarosh brought a full package of documents, including a certificate of making a cash deposit in the amount of 2,5 million hryvnia (228 thousand dollars at the current rate). He filed documents with the CEC as an independent candidate. ”


Apparently, given that the early ripening party, which failed to take the parliament by storm, may even be banned for "bad behavior," Yarosh decided to go as an independent candidate. That, however, does not completely change his views.

«Delegates to the All-Ukrainian Svoboda Association unanimously put forward a single candidate from the political force for the presidency of Ukraine, Oleg Tyagnibok. “We will definitely win,” commented on his nomination. After that, the delegates of the congress chanted "The Fagnibok!"


The commitment of the party to short, even monosyllabic slogans attracts attention. “Ganba!” Is chanting in parliament (if someone spoke Russian). On the Maidan - "Gang - get out!" At the congress - "Pyagnibok!"

Fans can argue the question: either only one gyrus remained in the brain, or they were forbidden to say anything else! Suddenly something like “moskaliv on knives will blurt out! Or beat the liquid! ”And Europe does not approve of this! Even had to apologize! It remains only still “Glory to Ukraine! - Glory to heroes!"

«The leader of the Civic Position Party, an extra-factional people's deputy of Ukraine, Anatoly Gritsenko, decided to run for president of Ukraine. He wrote about this on his Facebook page. “The decision has been made - I’m going to the presidency. This is the decision of our Party’s Civic Position congress. I’m going to the CEC to hand over documents. Thanks to all members of the same party for their trust and support,” he wrote. ”


Clear and short! In a military way! Of course! The Minister of Defense of Ukraine (in three cabinets of ministers in a row - Yulia Tymoshenko, Yuriy Yekhanurov and Viktor Yanukovich, 2005 — 2007)! How many generals, it turns out, we are sitting in the Rada, I didn’t know. And only Gritsenko boldly and resolutely criticizes them all, and passionately asks Tymoshenko to influence Turchinov to put him, Gritsenko, the minister of defense, or at least share with him the position of commander in chief! Not given, greedy! Now Gritsenko will go to the presidency! Uzho will show this and. about.!!!

«Today KPU leader Petr Simonenko, doctor Olga Bogomolets, and former minister of social policy Natalya Korolevskaya submitted documents for registration ... ”


Comrade Simonenko, we constantly take part in all presidential elections. And constantly loses them. However, "the post requires", although he is more and more like the famous heroine of vaudeville, who sang "I will crawl on stage on all fours, but the Sinichkin will not miss." Yes, and in the Rada, on behalf of the communists, he speaks personally to the CAM, or the word is given to the older communists.

Rђ RІRѕS, Olga Bogomolets - public figure. No, actually she is a doctor from a glorious family of doctors of God-worshipers. But, apparently, in some cases, the nature of the children really resting!

“Honored Doctor of Ukraine, MD, Professor of the Kiev National Medical University. The god of prayer Founder and chief physician of the Institute of Dermatology and Cosmetology, coordinator of the European Association of Laser Dermatology in Eastern Europe, member of the American Academy of Dermatology, European Academy of Dermatology and Venereology, New York Academy of Sciences.
She took an active part in the medical support of Kiev Euromaidan ".


Apparently, the lady thinks that Ukraine will urgently need a venerealologist president and cosmetologist to look more decent before Europe! However, I doubt that the country only "redecorating" is required.

Royal - we have a girlfriend! In 2012, Natalya Korolevska, being the leader of the Ukraine Forward Party, could not go to parliament, and in fact dreamed that, as she became president, pensioners of 5 thousand hryvnias, who work for everyone, would receive European salaries The river with milk and honey ... Not chosen! But Yanukovych gave her the opportunity to try himself Minister of Social Policy of Ukraine. I tried ... That's why its current program rather modestly indicates the fight against corruption, the legalization of the economy, and the point about "do everything so that the rich and not the unprotected segments of the population pay for the reforms."

We have the most curious character - Lyashko (a radical party with an unknown number of people). The LGBT advocate, “a farmer from a plow”, then goes with a fork even to the show to Schuster, then a cow for BP leads ... however, what a business turned out to be !!! Why? Everyone can, but he can not?

“The deputy of the Lugansk regional council and the head of the“ Young Guard ”, Arsen Klinchaev, spoke about how he was abducted by Oleg Lyashko and his accomplices during the night. Klinchaev said that Lyashko and his people were detained in the office of the head of the Ministry of Internal Affairs in the Luhansk region, Vladimir Guslavsky, to whom he had come to the talks. The deputy said that Lyashko ran into the office with his assistant Vsevolod Filimonenko and six other people. Also with them were journalists of the TV channel "Ukraine". "I was tied up and taken out of the back door. The General (Guslavsky - ed.) Was nearby, watching this. A minibus arrived. On the way, they told me what to expect. They drove 30 minutes. Then Lyashko was called and he said:" We must return. " “We returned to the office of Guslavsky, where the current governor was sitting. Lyashko hesitated for five more minutes, as always, in his repertoire. He turned around with his team and left,” Klinchaev said. He also noted that Lyashko called himself "the owner of the Lugansk region".
According to Klinchaev, he addressed the head of the regional department of the Ministry of Internal Affairs, Guslavsky: "I asked: why are you doing this? After all, many knew that I was going to you. And if something had happened to me, everyone would have known. To which Guslavsky said: what can I do? This is a people's deputy. The governor said that they should have taken me to Kiev on a charter flight, "said Klinchayev."


The Prosecutor General's Office of Ukraine reviewed the statements of deputies of the Lugansk regional council regarding the actions of people's deputy Oleg Lyashko and the leadership of the Main Internal Affairs Directorate of the region. In accordance with the legislation, the applications were sent to the prosecutor's office of the Luhansk region with a proposal to inform the applicants about the review process. But the victim himself, Klinchaev, was arrested !!!

“Interior Minister Arsen Avakov reported on the arrest of a member of the Lugansk Regional Council from the Party of Regions Arsen Klinchaev. He wrote about this on his Facebook page. “Now detained one of the organizers of the seizure of the RSA and the separatist rally in Lugansk - Arsen Klinchaev. Natural result. However, this will decide the court. The question is how to respond to the video of yesterday's “civil arrest” of Klinchaev by people's deputy Oleg Lyashko, what is posted on the net ?! ”he wrote.”


I hasten to calm the faint of heart! In any case, nothing now threatens Lyashko - not only did he have parliamentary immunity, so now the immunity of the presidential candidate has been added!

From PR elected Dobkina! Although they do not like him in Kharkov, but what is the program!

“... the first bill that he introduces to the Rada will be a moratorium on business inspections by all regulatory bodies, except for tax, which will be allowed to do this every two years. He explained that this is due to the fact that Ukraine’s small and medium-sized businesses need urgent assistance.
He also said that the Crimea will return to Ukraine only when the inhabitants of the Crimea decide that the Ukrainian authorities are ready to hear them. “If one of the politicians worries about secession of the Crimea as a territory, I’m worried about millions of Crimeans in 2,5,” he stressed. Among other initiatives of Dobkin, which he outlined at the congress, is the transfer of maximum powers to the regions and the election of judges. ”


N-yes! Though Yanukovych and Azarov have been expelled from the party at the same congress, their cause is in bloom and fragrant! Well, not Tsareva choose, which did not come to the congress at all! And all that “does not say that”!

And finally, dear Julia!

In her speech, Tymoshenko said that she would return the Crimea to Ukraine.

“We need to unite the country. Once a wise president said: stop fighting, the country needs to dress wounds. We should not ask each other questions that divide us. We united the Maidan. But Putin also united us: you look what is happening - Lviv speaks Russian, Donetsk - Ukrainian, to stop the aggressor, "said Tymoshenko."


Note that she said that in Ukrainian, then in Russian. Tymoshenko also announced her proxies, noting that they are "ordinary people from the Maidan." They are: the “field commander” of the Maidan, Sergey Mitrofansky, the doctor Maxim Ionov, and also the pensioner Lyubov Stepanenko, who “managed the food” on the Maidan.

Trustees are our everything! The guard, (so that no one would see how Julia “cheers up”), the doctor (just in case, who will announce her patient for urgent delivery back to Germany) and the manager. nutrition (with your favorite Yulina "additives"). I fully understand the thesis “we should not ask each other questions”! And then you have to remember that:

“Hired by the former head of the Ministry of Incomes Oleksandr Klymenko in order to return to Ukraine about the order of 4 billion hryvnia, derived from the country. This undertaking was, of course, branded. Vlasenko so directly and said: "It's all a lie and a provocation." And so the British found an account ...
Tens and hundreds of millions of pounds. British lawyers found 278 bank accounts in 26 countries that are associated with Yulia Tymoshenko and her family. According to Lawrence Graham, a London-based law firm that conducted an investigation, 13 from Tymoshenko’s established bank accounts are still open, ”polemika.com.ua reports.


And where now Yatsenyuk go? Try to demand to freeze or transfer money to Ukraine? Nu-nu! Then Julia will make all current requests! Better not to ask questions!

Completely unexpectedly discovered another candidate ...

“Nikolay Malomuzh
The former head of the Foreign Intelligence Service of Ukraine, Nikolay Malomuzh, also submitted documents to the Central Election Commission for registration as a candidate for the presidency of Ukraine. ”


Here I am silent, intelligence, as well as the East, is a delicate matter.

So 21 challenger! (Thanks to “Polemics” for prompt reports from the scene.) And, perhaps, this is not the end! Until 4, April, there may still be "thirsty" announce!

Ukrainians are often reproached: who, they say, you have chosen! And who would you choose from such a list?

Sincerely - Egoza.
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  1. MolGro
    MolGro 31 March 2014 11: 13
    +22
    the main thing is that they accept Europe
    ))
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    3. sssla
      sssla 31 March 2014 11: 28
      +6
      Quote: MolGro
      the main thing is that they accept Europe

      Mdaaaa! Or gay or cancer, if only they would accept And there, though the grass doesn’t grow.
      1. St Petrov
        St Petrov 31 March 2014 11: 52
        +1
        I would choose Tsarev. He is preparing documents
        1. angolaforever
          angolaforever 31 March 2014 14: 43
          0
          And where are the most "real" contenders Poroshenko and Tigipko?
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      3. jjj
        jjj 31 March 2014 12: 02
        +20
        Tonight Soloviev invited another party of Ukrainian politicians to his program. There were a communist and a regional. The feelings from their performances can be conveyed with one word from Zadornov - stupid. These dreamers have invented a "certain reality" for themselves and live in it. They are internally convinced that Ukraine is a great European power, and Russia is so, on the side of the heat. They really blame Russia for all their troubles. They sincerely believe that now they will elect an honest government that will take care of the people and deal with the radicals. They believe that Europe will help. Ours openly laughed at them in the studio. Even Soloviev, as a psychiatrist, had to make movements with his hands in order to stop the next stream of thinking and attract attention to himself. In general, after a cycle of such broadcasts, when you see the spectrum of political views of the Ukrainian establishment, you begin to understand why they are constantly fighting in the Rada. This is real ward number 6
        1. ASASHOKA
          ASASHOKA 31 March 2014 19: 01
          0
          Exactly noticed! Ukraine now strongly resembles CHAMBER # 6! A "measuring" shirt and a radically quick treatment are needed!
        2. papas-57
          papas-57 31 March 2014 21: 24
          +1
          As in the Caucasian captive - Typical delirium tremens, do not worry, alcoholics are our profile.
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      4. 53-Sciborskiy
        53-Sciborskiy 31 March 2014 13: 43
        +2
        Many went into politics because it is a more profitable business than armed robbery.
    4. Coffee_time
      Coffee_time 31 March 2014 11: 56
      +6
      Or such a moment
    5. ed65b
      ed65b 31 March 2014 12: 24
      +10
      and here is another one from Germany
      sanctions rally
      1. dmitrij.blyuz
        dmitrij.blyuz 31 March 2014 14: 21
        +7
        By the way, some collages from our site started to appear in the newspaper "Argumenty Nedeli"! Apparently, the correspondent is either on the forum (if here!) Or dug up a gold mine! We are waiting for the next issues! Good newspaper!
        1. ed65b
          ed65b 31 March 2014 16: 05
          +2
          Quote: dmitrij.blyuz
          By the way, some collages from our site started to appear in the newspaper "Argumenty Nedeli"! Apparently, the correspondent is either on the forum (if here!) Or dug up a gold mine! We are waiting for the next issues! Good newspaper!

          I read articles of our members of the forum on third-party sites. Happy
          1. dmitrij.blyuz
            dmitrij.blyuz 31 March 2014 16: 28
            0
            Edward! hi I agree. And the newspaper is sensible. And by the way: Alex, Waf, SSI are sensibly interpreted by the topics of the Tupolevs of the 334th, 204th and 214th! And Ilyushintsev in the last issue is 114,112. The same thing is about Pogosyan with manturovym. As usual. But now, harder!
    6. Cherdak
      Cherdak 31 March 2014 13: 55
      +7
      Quote: M
      So 21 challenger!

      POINT! I knew that this would end wink
      1. Revolver
        Revolver 31 March 2014 16: 38
        0
        Ukrainians are often reproached: who, they say, you have chosen! And who would you choose from such a list?

        Yes, through one I would choose, but only through the slot of the sight. And for those who were not chosen, a consolation prize is a trip to the vicinity of Magadan, all inclusive.
        1. dmitrij.blyuz
          dmitrij.blyuz 31 March 2014 16: 56
          0
          Revolver! hi Magadan is prestigious now! And they have to pay. It is better for them to go to the islands in our native Arctic! "Unmothball" something! drinks
    7. does it
      does it 31 March 2014 16: 53
      0
      Quote: MolGro
      the main thing is that they accept Europe

      The opinion of the people of Ukraine ...
  2. TAMERLAN 7
    TAMERLAN 7 31 March 2014 11: 14
    +18
    And who would you choose from this list?
    Personally, I would choose Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin. Moreover, regardless of whether he is on the list or not! smile
    1. infinite silence ...
      infinite silence ... 31 March 2014 11: 27
      +21
      Good dream of a Ukrainian.

      Elections ... Against all the candidates from psychiatry, Darth Vader is honest. And so I want Darth Vader to be Putin ... who for the time being is forced to be incognito!

      But the elections will not be from Thursday to Friday? ... Such prophetic dreams say! ...
    2. baltika-18
      baltika-18 31 March 2014 11: 28
      +9
      Quote: TAMERLAN 7
      Personally, I would choose Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin.
      What are you talking about? Well, about Ukrainian candidates. The most serious and dangerous is Tymoshenko. Personality, frankly speaking, is extraordinary, it’s generally 3A in one bottle (Adventurer, Swindler, Artist). For her behavior recently, you can safely give an Oscar. that perhaps this lady will be at the helm. This is shitty. Although the rest are not better. But for Russia, she is the worst option, since she is smart, and therefore difficult to predict.
      1. Fin
        Fin 31 March 2014 11: 51
        +7
        Quote: baltika-18
        So maybe this lady will be at the helm.

        IMHO. In the second round will come Poroshenko and Tymoshenko. The first loot is thirsty to repulse, the second is obsessed with revenge, and it has restrained. What people, that Russia does not shine anything good from both.
      2. jjj
        jjj 31 March 2014 12: 03
        +2
        If the elections take place, then Poroshenko will win, if he remains alive
        1. matross
          matross 31 March 2014 12: 25
          +5
          Quote: jjj
          If elections take place

          The main thing here is "if". I would bet that they will not take place.
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          2. alexng
            alexng 31 March 2014 12: 52
            +4
            Well why. There is one more if - it is if by that time Ukraine will still remain as a state, and not fall apart.
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        3. askort154
          askort154 31 March 2014 13: 22
          +4
          jjj .... If the elections take place, then Poroshenko will win, if he remains alive.


          One of the options: Poroshenko wins the elections, but real power (according to the constitution of 2004) will be in the hands of Yatsenyuk and Turchinov ("Batkivshchyna" headed by Tymoshenko.) Tymoshenko may agree to head the Foreign Ministry. But in any case, they will undermine Poroshenko , will make him "Yanukovych No. 2", so that by the next elections to satisfy the ambitions that have gone wild in prison, Tymoshenko and make her
          president. She won’t die until this is achieved.
      3. TAMERLAN 7
        TAMERLAN 7 31 March 2014 12: 43
        +6
        Quote: baltika-18
        Why are you doing this?
        Moreover, I would have failed the elections in Ukraine! This mess got me and I'm not going to help them in their madness. How about no turnout? Why don't we vote against these obsessive boobies? If we take into account that Crimea will not vote, and exclude its share by voter turnout - officially recognize its separation, we could well have failed the elections simply by not appearing at them! And if we say to sabotage them, sorry - to discredit, or block .....? Legally, their laws adopted with the illegally suspended Yanukovych have no real force, or more precisely - if desired, they can be considered illegal. Why should we choose a government that is against us? What kind of masochism?
        1. Walk
          Walk 31 March 2014 13: 44
          +3
          So the Maidan people were safe from this. A new law was introduced that elections will be considered valid even if only one polling station votes. And the result will be counted according to the result of this section. Someone already wrote this a few days ago.
          1. TAMERLAN 7
            TAMERLAN 7 31 March 2014 14: 02
            +3
            Quote: Walk
            A new law was introduced that elections will be considered valid even if only one polling station votes.

            Paper can stand it. But, can you imagine if the elections take place at a 30% turnout for example? And out of these 30%, the candidate will also gain, for example, 30%, that is, for example, 9% of voters will vote for him? Russia will have a great reason not to recognize this leadership, as well as to hit the west as a violation of the rights of the Russian-speaking population! Say - they did not give a vote, did not register candidates, i.e. put pressure! And if we again plod around to vote for at least someone, then it will come out as always - with our faces on the asphalt!
        2. Mikhail3
          Mikhail3 31 March 2014 14: 02
          +4
          It was in Russia that cameras were installed on all sites. You will not have this there, so choose "who you need", alas.
      4. dmb
        dmb 31 March 2014 13: 46
        +4
        In addition, Yulia has long-standing established ties with our powerful thieves, so she is the most n ... th option for Russia. However, the most "interesting" will begin after the elections. Apparently, the bandyugan Yarosh has the most mobilized force, which he successfully demonstrated not so long ago. It is more than naive to believe that Yarosh will humbly accept the victory of any candidate other than himself. There is no one to disperse it, because the security forces are sufficiently demoralized by the Maidan, and the “people of Kiev”, who are now mostly bank clerks and nightclub owners, who are outraged by his behavior, will fight his thugs exclusively in their clubs and banks. In this regard, it is worth considering the negotiations between Lavrov and Kerry at which it was announced that they would fight against the "bad guys."
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        2. matross
          matross 31 March 2014 15: 02
          +6
          Quote: dmb
          it is worth considering the negotiations between Lavrov and Kerry at which it was announced that they would fight against the "bad guys."

          If you think about it, Lavrov, Kerry and the guys from Brussels are now frantically, even at night, fraying the borders of the former Ukraine. And "bad people", as well as good people and people in general living in Ukraine, no one considers people. The show with the elections goes by inertia for the natives, 90% of whom are already completely debilitated. Nobody noticed that neither the West nor Russia are expressing their attitude to the elections and candidates? The directors of the circus do not worry about the experiences of the clowns.
  3. Colorman
    Colorman 31 March 2014 11: 14
    +6
    Pure clowning ...
    1. infinite silence ...
      infinite silence ... 31 March 2014 11: 30
      +3
      The circus on tour, left. The clowns stayed.
      1. inkass_98
        inkass_98 31 March 2014 16: 31
        +2
        Quote: infinite silence ...
        The circus on tour, left. The clowns stayed.

        The main thing is that these clowns do not start their show. And then the arena can not stand it.
    2. afdjhbn67
      afdjhbn67 31 March 2014 11: 34
      +4
      Yes, God forbid from such a choice ..
    3. angolaforever
      angolaforever 31 March 2014 14: 52
      +2
      Only clowns are represented on the list, but in fact Poroshenko will be the leader and will take away the votes from Yulka in the second round. His main rival is Tigipko, for whom in the second round the voices of the South-East and partly the center will move (Dobkin as a dead candidate). But since without Crimea the votes of the Russians became much less, I think in the second round Poroshenko will win against Tigipko with a 60/40 layout.
      1. infinite silence ...
        infinite silence ... 31 March 2014 15: 27
        +5
        looking at everything that happened I wanted to write “I am surprised,” but that would be inaccurate. I have not been surprised at anything for a long time looking at the Ukrainian politicum ... A continuous act of nationwide idiocy. It doesn't sound right, but it's hard to say otherwise.

        They overthrew Yanukovych, demolished the center of Kiev, plunged the country into chaos, lost the Crimea, buried a hundred people and all this in order for Petro Poroshenko to become president ???
        I wallow with Svidomo! What were they guided by?
        I rule out logic right away ...
        1. Igarr
          Igarr 31 March 2014 16: 58
          +3
          Come on you guys. Irina, how can you ....
          Read Censor No ... so, everything is so serious ... where are the States, where is Putin ....
          In Ukraine, the government and the BP ... have entrenched themselves "serious guys". They are all not like that ...
          Al Capone is barely suitable .... to bring them slippers in the morning.
          Mafiosi, that of Sicily, that of America ... are eager to break ... touch the fresh pearls of wisdom.
          To technologies for transforming the most beautiful square of one of the most beautiful cities in Europe - into beds with pigsties.
          .....
          God, why are you allowing this?
          1. infinite silence ...
            infinite silence ... 31 March 2014 19: 48
            +3
            They took upon themselves the seriousness and appearance of the significant ...
            But after all, nothing but complete contempt they can not wait !!!

            touch the fresh pearls of wisdom.


            The most talkative withdrew his candidacy ... I'm about Klitschko. And then the pearl would have increased! For centuries it would be enough!
  4. bubalik
    bubalik 31 March 2014 11: 14
    +18
    So 21 challenger!

    ,,, choose do not choose-the result is one ,,, request
    1. Standard Oil
      Standard Oil 31 March 2014 11: 18
      +5
      Quote: bubalik
      So 21 challenger!

      ,,, choose do not choose-the result is one ,,, request

      Rather, "Vote, don't vote, you'll get it anyway ...".
      1. bubalik
        bubalik 31 March 2014 11: 19
        +2
        Standard Oil (3) SU  Today, 11: 18 ↑


        ,,, to the very point ,,, wink
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      3. demon184
        demon184 31 March 2014 12: 23
        +5
        Elections elections candidates pi ... ry
    2. Rus2012
      Rus2012 31 March 2014 11: 21
      +6
      Quote: bubalik
      ,,, choose do not choose-the result is one ,,,

      The Yankees are betting on the "chocolate hare", merging on the "lady with a scythe" compro about the "nuclear train". This is the beginning.
      But, along the way, there will be no elections ...
  5. avant-garde
    avant-garde 31 March 2014 11: 16
    +6
    I would choose the execution!
  6. Siberian19
    Siberian19 31 March 2014 11: 17
    +13
    essentially something like this! or or!
    1. polite people
      polite people 31 March 2014 16: 08
      +1
      44-year-old Moldovan ... Petr Alekseevich Poroshenko (nee Valtsman, who took his wife's surname after the wedding) is a native of the Odessa region. Nicknames - Powder, Gunpowder, Chocolate Bunny. The billionaire, one of the richest people in the former USSR, one of the leaders and main sponsor of the Orange Revolution. He earned his first capital on the smuggling of cocoa beans to Ukraine. For a penny, he privatized almost all confectionery factories in Ukraine. The owner of the oligarchic concern "Ukrprominvest", which includes the corporation "Roshen" - the largest enterprise in the confectionery industry in Ukraine (Kiev, Vinnitsa, Mariupol and Kremenchug confectionery factories), corporation "Bogdan" (production of cars VAZ, Hyundai, Kia, buses of all classes , trucks; OJSC "Cherkassky bus", Lutsk automobile plant), LLC "Agroprodinvest" (agricultural formation of CJSC PK Podolye, OJSC Kryzhopolsky sugar plant, Pogrebishchensky sugar plant, agro-industrial formation DP Novofastovskoye, PK Zorya Podolia , JSC "Vinnitsa Plant of Bread Products No. 2"), NJSC "ISTA" (JSC "ISTA-Center", LLC DOZ "Energoavtomatika", LLC "Ukrsplav", LLC "Trading House" ISTA ", LLC" Interplast ") - production of battery batteries, Ridna Marka corporation (production of juices, beer, kvass), Zavod Leninskaya Kuznitsa CJSC (shipbuilding, mechanical engineering, metallurgical production, sale of warships), Ukrzapchast LLC (32 branches for the supply of spare parts, component materials, supply of tractors), Lipetsk confectionery "Linkof" (Russia), Klaipeda confectionery "Klaipedos Conditerija" (Lithuania), Sports club "5th element". Owner of the 5th TV channel, radio station "Niko-FM" and the newspaper "Pravda Ukrainy", co-owner of LLC "TRK" Pilot-Ukraine "(Radio ONE). He was suspected of involvement in corruption on an especially large scale, in open lobbying, in the falsification of the 2003 budget as chairman of the budget committee of the Rada (during the redistribution of local budgets of Vinnytsia, Vinnytsia region and Cherkassy, ​​the standards were illegally increased by 11 million hryvnias, while 4,5 million hryvnias were sent to the district where Poroshenko himself was elected), in tax evasion, in illegal operations to buy up shares of enterprises, in threats of physical violence against political opponents and competitors in business. Most likely, it was Poroshenko (together with the former head of the Criminal Investigation Department of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Ukraine Viktor Korol) who developed and implemented a plan for the high-profile murder of journalist Gongadze in order to destabilize the internal political situation in Little Russia. He is closely related to Boris Berezovsky, and is friends with the famous Georgian-Jewish mafioso David Zhvania.
      Fully controls the regional elites of Vinnitsa, Volyn, Chernivtsi and Zaporizhzhya regions.
      Poroshenko's "crown" statement:
      “I do not agree that I am clean formally. I'm just clean. ”
      general-ivanov.livejournal.com
  7. Oleg Sobol
    Oleg Sobol 31 March 2014 11: 17
    +10
    And finally, dear Julia!

    - Hell resurrected you, hell gave you a different name, hell unrecognizably changed your face, but did not erase either the dirt from your soul or the stigma from your body.

    (c) The Dartanyan movie and the three musketeers.
  8. velikoros-xnumx
    velikoros-xnumx 31 March 2014 11: 17
    +6
    Yeah, the little one recourse
    the phrase from the movie "Gentlemen of Fortune":
    - "Exactly, the taxi driver stole it. I didn't like his face right away."
    - "Yes, we all have good faces."
  9. Name
    Name 31 March 2014 11: 18
    +2
    hi Everything will be as it will be in the Russian Federation. For you, I said so
  10. AleksPol
    AleksPol 31 March 2014 11: 20
    +3
    Good review. Thank you
  11. Siberian19
    Siberian19 31 March 2014 11: 20
    +17
    http://topwar.ru/uploads/images/2014/893/uzbl840.jpg
    1. Uncle lee
      Uncle lee 31 March 2014 14: 27
      +6
      Where are the children of Narnia and the humanoids from Alpha Centauri? Or is the local zoo enough?
  12. Lissyara
    Lissyara 31 March 2014 11: 21
    +5
    Inspired ... Ah yes handsome!
  13. Antropos
    Antropos 31 March 2014 11: 23
    +4
    But how did Dart Alekseevich Vader be ignored? I do not exclude his access to the second round.)))
  14. Cossacks
    Cossacks 31 March 2014 11: 23
    +2
    Fidget! I like your style. But the applicants .... In short, the children visited yesterday and I turned on the 95th quarter. I advise, the mood will rise.
  15. bubalik
    bubalik 31 March 2014 11: 24
    +4
    And who would you choose from this list?



    ,,, hard choice, and is there anyone to choose? request they used to be ,,,
  16. -SHADOW-
    -SHADOW- 31 March 2014 11: 27
    +6
    The author has lost sight of at least 2 more candidates ...
    J. WADER))) from Star Wars
    and Robinovich
    this is just the beginning... laughing
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  18. sluganska
    sluganska 31 March 2014 11: 35
    +9
    I feel my heart, it's time to pack my bags :-)
    1. demon184
      demon184 31 March 2014 12: 27
      +3
      Yes, get ready, and bring the graves of your ancestors with you, let the Nazis swoop down on your land, but for now you’ll bum somewhere
    2. TAMERLAN 7
      TAMERLAN 7 31 March 2014 12: 50
      +6
      Quote: sluganska
      I feel my heart, it's time to pack my bags :-)

      Acacia white flowers emigrating? No. Give up! It's time to wake up and fight back the counter! How much can you sleep and chuh?
  19. Sergey Sitnikov
    Sergey Sitnikov 31 March 2014 11: 36
    +5
    When there is no agreement in the comrades,
    In the mood their business will not go,
    And it will not work out of him, only flour.

    Once a Swan, Cancer da Pike
    They took it with luggage
    And together the three all harnessed to him;
    They climb out of their skin, but the cart is still not running!
    Luggage would seem easy for them:
    Yes the swan is breaking into the clouds
    Cancer backs away, and Pike pulls into the water.
    Who is to blame for them, who is right, is not for us to judge;
    Yes, it's still there now.
    1. kare
      kare 31 March 2014 13: 12
      +3
      Sergey, I’m sorry, the example is not successful.
      If we decompose the forces applied by the aforementioned characters into vectors
      The cart will move recourse
      (Pielerman)
      I bet on Tymoshenko, or rather put the State Department on it. Yarysh was also paid, but on the bench, as long as
    2. polite people
      polite people 31 March 2014 16: 10
      0
      These will agree.
  20. johnsnz
    johnsnz 31 March 2014 11: 36
    +2
    and candy king Poroshenko through the machine to stretch?
  21. Sergey Sitnikov
    Sergey Sitnikov 31 March 2014 11: 38
    +3
    And you friends (candidates for the presidency of Ukraine), no matter how you sit down
    Everyone is not good at musicians.
  22. Odessa-mama
    Odessa-mama 31 March 2014 11: 49
    +10
    What to choose?
    http://topwar.ru/uploads/images/2014/864/zhku368.jpg
  23. infinite silence ...
    infinite silence ... 31 March 2014 11: 56
    +3
    Helen, thanks for the article love .
    The final phrase - Ukrainians are often reproached: whom, they say, you have chosen! And who would you choose from this list? - as a final assessment of the situation good .
    Respect!
  24. Sevastopol
    Sevastopol 31 March 2014 12: 01
    +2
    In Ukraine, it’s already a tradition to pick out convicts, that’s irony. But seriously, I think that the Party of Regions merged under the current Kiev, identifying Dobkin as a party candidate. Where he has support - the southeast, and the center, and the west of the country. God grant that it will gain 5%. Definitely not passing into the second round. As an option, there will be federalization and he will be the leader of southeast autonomy. And now the real candidate from the regionals would be Tigipko.
  25. Ross
    Ross 31 March 2014 12: 03
    +1
    Quote: baltika-18
    Quote: TAMERLAN 7
    Personally, I would choose Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin.
    What are you talking about? Well, about Ukrainian candidates. The most serious and dangerous is Tymoshenko. Personality, frankly speaking, is extraordinary, it’s generally 3A in one bottle (Adventurer, Swindler, Artist). For her behavior recently, you can safely give an Oscar. that perhaps this lady will be at the helm. This is shitty. Although the rest are not better. But for Russia, she is the worst option, since she is smart, and therefore difficult to predict.

    I would add, smart and cynical!
  26. segaZarov
    segaZarov 31 March 2014 12: 03
    +1
    Who cares, living next to us, who will be the first to understand the one in Shekolada
  27. sluganska
    sluganska 31 March 2014 12: 06
    +3
    Quote: sluganska
    I feel my heart, it's time to pack my bags :-)

    I just read a daddy in the internet: the number of real estate offers increased by 30%
    like that, politicians say, people listen and draw conclusions)
  28. mamont5
    mamont5 31 March 2014 12: 06
    +4
    "Ukrainians are often reproached: who, they say, did you choose! And who would you choose from such a list?"

    I would choose everyone ... and each would be provided with a separate camera. Well, or the ward, unless, of course, the psychiatrists agree to take them into custody.
  29. Giant thought
    Giant thought 31 March 2014 12: 07
    +4
    Yes, the choice is not rich. But any elections held by illegal authorities are illegal. But Serdyuchka is not in this list? Sorry, I could have won.
  30. Quantum
    Quantum 31 March 2014 12: 10
    +9
    There isn’t much difference! Porosyuk is a protege of the EU, Tymoshenko-USA.
    That's just, from the southeast, there is no real leader.
    Dobkin is still that Shura!
    1. tokin1959
      tokin1959 31 March 2014 13: 03
      +1
      a mistake - The crook of the EU
      1. thrower
        thrower 31 March 2014 14: 31
        +1
        It seems to me that only she thinks that she is a protege of the EU, but in fact Poroshenko comes from the EU.
  31. Semenov
    Semenov 31 March 2014 12: 11
    +3
    I propose an honest duel: Darth Vader versus Timoshenko with an atomic pistol, a "rightist" with a shield and a mask against the chocolate oligarch. Others are not essential. May the strongest win!
  32. Sour
    Sour 31 March 2014 12: 12
    +4
    The funny thing is if Poroshenko is elected.
    To elect an oligarch as president is aerobatics of the "fight against corruption," the main slogan of the Maidan. Oligarchs are already appointed governors and ministers. Only the oligarch-president remains, and the process of combating corruption can be considered complete. In my opinion, many Ukrainians have no idea how funny they look from the outside.
    1. Uncle lee
      Uncle lee 31 March 2014 14: 36
      +7
      Here I agree with you one hundred percent! Not only funny, but also very stupid!
      1. thrower
        thrower 31 March 2014 15: 08
        +1
        So, in general, the whole Maidan does not shine with the mind, everything will naturally be.
    2. angolaforever
      angolaforever 31 March 2014 17: 24
      +1
      And whom should they choose, a homeless person? All applicants laid out 300k of greenery, there are no poor candidates anywhere.
  33. parusnik
    parusnik 31 March 2014 12: 13
    +2
    So 21 challenger! If you used to say that in Ukraine, everyone is his own hetman .. then now you can tell every president to himself .. Who will buy someone .. or rather, candidates will trade in the votes of voters .. As Klitschko did .. Democracy in action ..
    1. Not angry
      Not angry 31 March 2014 12: 51
      +4
      The fee is large for registration and so would have received 21 million candidates.
  34. shelva
    shelva 31 March 2014 12: 24
    +1
    There are many applicants but there is no one to choose. It’s good that Yanukovych is still a living, legitimate president, otherwise he would have remained without a helmsman — the unfortunate ones.
  35. ed65b
    ed65b 31 March 2014 12: 27
    +7
    I'm for Darth Vader. He impresses me, a brutal imperial. Jackie Chan intergalactic laughing all Jedi razheday. laughing
    1. Uncle lee
      Uncle lee 31 March 2014 14: 39
      +8
      Let the program announce and become a leader!
  36. beeFrost
    beeFrost 31 March 2014 12: 29
    +3
    For Darth Vader !!!
  37. paul1992
    paul1992 31 March 2014 12: 44
    +1
    I don’t know who will win, but I know for sure who will lose ...
  38. xbhxbr-777
    xbhxbr-777 31 March 2014 12: 45
    +2
    NOT worthy of the presidency of Ukraine, only Putin is worthy!
  39. Papabear
    Papabear 31 March 2014 12: 45
    +2
    But your Parubiy sharply worn out of all the media, decided to sit out as a secretary of the National Security and Defense Council and quietly with all the security officials of the Keruwati? That's who does not need any presidential race
  40. Submarine B-41
    Submarine B-41 31 March 2014 12: 57
    +6
    Dobkin is a dummy. He was put forward to allow the South-East and South to go to the polls and thereby give legitimacy to illegitimate elections. The worst thing for the junta is if the Russian-speaking population boycotts the elections, then even the USA and the EU will not be able to talk about recognizing the President. When the people understand how it was held - it will be too late.
  41. Sagittarius
    Sagittarius 31 March 2014 13: 01
    +2
    21 applicants. "Point" it is in Africa (read "in Ukraine") point
  42. Barakuda
    Barakuda 31 March 2014 13: 01
    +4
    VOVKA-VOVKA-VOVKA !!! stop playing the Jedi, it's time to get down to business. Buy me from Ukraine for a cube of gas! Do not want to, I’ll come to you myself, maybe I’d dragging something.
    laughing
    1. paul1992
      paul1992 31 March 2014 13: 41
      +4
      Take Kharkov with you wink
  43. Stinger
    Stinger 31 March 2014 13: 02
    +2
    Ukrainians are often reproached: who, they say, have you chosen!

    Who jumps higher, and that was chosen. It seems that now it will be so. If Obama approves, of course. When there is nobody to love, love the one who is.
  44. Arkan
    Arkan 31 March 2014 13: 04
    +2
    I wouldn’t choose anyone. In Ukraine, there is no passionate person with a positive sign.
  45. fregina1
    fregina1 31 March 2014 13: 30
    +4
    FOR THE JEDI !!! wassat
  46. VNP1958PVN
    VNP1958PVN 31 March 2014 13: 33
    +4
    Every nation deserves the government that it chooses! What happened to .holland over the past 23 years? request
  47. Vyacheslav 64
    Vyacheslav 64 31 March 2014 13: 35
    +6
    As always, solid champions of good!
  48. Slavkovich
    Slavkovich 31 March 2014 13: 36
    +2
    Yes ... however, there are many candidates, but the choice is not very good.
  49. Ased
    Ased 31 March 2014 13: 38
    +2
    Mdya ... Everywhere you throw, everywhere a wedge. Personally, I do not respect any of the main applicants. And how many new shouts of legitimacy will be.
  50. rasputin17
    rasputin17 31 March 2014 13: 40
    +4
    PLEASE PLEASE ALL THE LIST FROM THE KIEVA FRAUCH !! wassat

    I recall the words from the song of the group "Leningrad" - Elections, elections candidates 3,14dory !! laughing
    1. Vasily Klopkov
      Vasily Klopkov 31 March 2014 23: 04
      +1
      And why didn't they write anything about this candidate? As for me, he is no worse than other candidates. And if he makes the Sith language the second state language and builds the Death Star, then I think he has a real chance of winning.