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Moskal nema - Wuxi to jump: tariffs - on 50%, pigs - on the Maidan, fak "Gromadsky" - on the First, and foreign hordes - to Ukraine

Moskal nema - Wuxi to jump: tariffs - on 50%, pigs - on the Maidan, fak "Gromadsky" - on the First, and foreign hordes - to Ukraine

Yatsenyuk, after a backstage discussion with the “media community,” appointed Zurab Alasania the general director of the National Television and Radio Company. Instead of being beaten by Freedom, Panteleimonov, who was forced to sign a letter of resignation. Kharkiv media worker with an impressive balding appearance is known to the wider “non-media community” as a curator and one of the founders of “Gromadsky tv”. Not to the widest community - as a countryman of Arsen Avakov, a millionaire, a universal omnivorous businessman, a local media magnate and the current head of the Ministry of Internal Affairs.

All five years of the Avakovsk governorship in Kharkov, Alasania zealously worked as the director of the Kharkov regional state TRK. In his then-interviews, Avakov spoke warmly about Zurab and admitted that he had been pleased to initiate his appointment. They say that those wonderful years were the personal flourishing of Avakov himself. In 2008, Focus scrupulously rummaged in its pockets, having counted $ 385 million. To the dashing blue and white 2011, its capital decreased immediately by $ 100 million, and by 2013 - almost by 200. But let's leave Avakov with his millions. Moreover, in Ukraine, pocket millions are new to come.

There is no doubt that with the appointment of Alasania to the post, his pilot brainchild, the pseudo-public channel Gromadske, which will rightfully and finally move to the main national frequency, awaits flourishing. Perhaps the Gromadsky journalists will be removed in the spring from their uncomfortable perches and will move into the pencil rooms that have not yet cooled down. What can all-Ukrainian public television be like? The last months of fake ones showed News, a hysterical flood and a shameful information bank, which often carried journalists into a tailspin. Competitions of ambitious offtopic in a small live broadcast - a children's game compared to the capabilities of the national broadcast. A Western Ukrainian girl with boilerplate complexes and a cold pronon will now be even more confident in asking pointless questions to Khodorkovsky and accusing him of snobbery of the “big brother”. The tongue-tied anti-genetic and anti-intelligent Andrushko will begin to wind up seconds of budget time - puffing from powerlessness, like a donut lover - on a stationary bike. All of Ukraine will see Skrypin's “fakis” and his lifelong displeased face in the dark Skype window. And in the future, when the Public begins to feed heartily on taxes, the citizens of the South-East will receive more than one figurative “fak” for their money: “provocateurs”, “separatists”, “puppets”, “titles” have firmly entered the vocabulary of patriotic media . They do not give up habits.

“Yeah. Must probably explain.


National Television Company of Ukraine. CEO.

How much

And for so. Lobbyists, in a strange way, it turned out so much that he owed nothing to anyone.

What for.

How would pathos avoid, and yet say what I really think. Country need. And I can give it to her like this. This is all sorry. "I have no other motive for you."

So modestly and unpretentiously Alasania explained his appointment to the numerous congratulators and suckers. The words are not the husband, but the general "boy" of NTU. The very position of the director general of a television and radio company with budget financing of several million dollars does not imply freedom and independence. This is still a "gift." And Zurab, the former director of the “governor’s” channel, is aware of this. The "Evening Kharkov" website still contains an "anonymous" letter from Alasania’s former colleagues on the Objective media group, of which he was a co-founder.

In the 2006 year, after a change of ownership, the company had matured by all-Ukrainian standards, but an ugly scandal with massive layoffs and an ultimatum to Alasania’s supporters: the new owner should not interfere in editorial policy, “not that ...”.

As a result, some people quit. The rest in an open letter asked why the director of the Kharkiv TV and Radio Company Zurab Alasania, who was concerned about freedom of speech, “I started the working day by receiving instructions at the planning meeting in the governor’s office”; why and for what kind of security “Alasania requested and took substantial sums of money for his projects from various major Kharkov businessmen, including those representing (and in some cases heading) regional organizations of various parties (which is no secret for anyone in Kharkov)” (source: And so on. In short, the standard insidious letter haters, envious and traitors of media values.

Whether the general director of the National TV and Radio Company will start his working day at Tymoshenko’s, and Yatsenyuk and Turchinov finish their work, the question is almost rhetorical. Especially on the eve of the most prestigious and dirty presidential election television campaign, the beginning of which Savik Shuster noted without a twinge of journalistic conscience with a recent broadcast.

Petro Poroshenko joined the presidential race with a good low start. The chocolate billionaire barin who swore a blood oath that he built Grushevsky again and restored Dynamo, brazenly wrote down the next promises in his election campaign. The head of the KSCA, Vladimir Bondarenko, boasted that the deputies-businessmen Poroshenko and Zhevago would partly fork out to restore the former appearance of the Kiev center. To celebrate, Ukrainian sociologists avidly prophesied Poroshenko’s victory, which by all honest opinion polls "...convincingly leads the presidential rating, twice ahead of Klitschko and Tymoshenko. ” According to the SOTSIS Center for Social and Marketing Research, the Kiev International Institute of Sociology, the Rating Sociological Group, and the Razumkov Center, Poroshenko will put as much 24,9-36,2% for Poroshenko. For Klitschko - 8,9-12,9%, for Yulia - 8,2-12,0%. Tigipko sociologists give 7,3-10,0%. Odious Dobkin brilliantly beats Yushchenko’s “ceiling” - 4,2-5,3%. "Komunyaka on Gilyaka" Simonenko, macho fork Lyakko and brave, but no one needed Colonel Gritsenko clash for 3%. Yagrosh and Yarosh generally “graze the back”.

And although the Crimea does not appear in the results, in the opinion poll Ukrainians demonstrate unprecedented unity and readiness to vote - 84%. Is believed? Not really. None of these hypothetical candidates personifies the entire “cathedral”. Each first - causes not only distrust, but also frank contempt. And every second - deserved a tick on the laws of wartime - not in the election list.

Meanwhile, the Ukrainian authorities continue to hypocritically gratify the beauty and pride of Ukraine - the military. The Verkhovna Rada plans to give the military the right to privatize housing in hostels. Finally, he found himself and the mega-supernova commander-in-chief, Turchinov, in the military theme. He ordered to dig anti-tank ditches on the border with the Russian Federation. Regional deputy Alexander Ponomarev noticed that farmers would suffer from this idea and called Turchinov's moats a “monument of stupidity”. But Turchinov went further and proposed to the Parliament a draft “On approving the decision of the President of Ukraine on admitting units of the armed forces of other states to the territory of Ukraine in 2014 for participation in multinational exercises”. To play air and infantry "hto not jumping, that moskal" Turchinov invites Poles, Americans, Romanians.

And the United States is finally demonstrating the promised sanctions against the oligarchs. Just the opposite. American lawyers of the most famous Ukrainian-Donetsk monopolist of vital resources, the oligarch with the surname “Ah” without trial, have run over Internet providers with the requirement to remove links to critical Oh-publications about white and fluffy Ah. Written ultimatums were received by the provider of the Espresso.TV channel (for reprinting the article from and the publication “”, whose article was published by Kyiv Post, Daily Mail, Le Figaro, Newsweek Polska. They also had to delete the article, allegedly at the request of lawyers.

“The editors received a letter from representatives of the richest person in Ukraine. Lawyers of the Ukrainian oligarch demanded to remove from the database the previously published my analytical article “Putin's Ambitions or where will Russia arrange a“ new Crimea ”?” - The author of the deleted article Hasanov is outraged.

According to the lawyers of Ah-ah, the articles slander his crystal Eh-reputation and associate him with Uh-criminality, in which he has never stepped foot. Therefore, publications should be immediately removed, to prevent this from happening in the future and not to hinder honest Ukrainian oligarchs from cleaning feathers in front of the European public.

By the way, about vital resources. The Director of the Department of Economic Planning and Financial Settlements of Naftogaz Ukrainy NJSC Yuriy Kolbushin officially confirmed the tragic news. Starting May 1, gas tariffs for households will rise “so far by 50%,” and for heat and communal enterprises, from 1 July to 40%.

This information and animal intuition suggested to the population that it is time to look for alternative ways of survival. The Crimea is switching to local gas of Chornomornaftogaz, nationalized the other day, with prices remaining in force up to March 17, 2014. Maydanovtsy in anticipation of hunger and looming desperate alcoholism spud Maidan. Dropped off a snack: radish, onion, parsley. They promise to discharge from the village laying hens. And build a pigsty - not as the personification of the heritage of the Ukrainian revolution, but as a haven for two true pigs. It remains to bring manure - and Ukraine can be congratulated with complete self-sufficiency.

However, hardly new metropolitan farmers will be left alone. Extra eggs in Maidan chickens will be expropriated by the national bureau of anti-corruption investigations. Today, the law on its creation was registered in parliament - a small gift to the most ardent revolutionary supporters.

Curtain, gentlemen!
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  1. loginovich
    loginovich 28 March 2014 08: 16
    Changed horseradish for radish. A worthy replacement.
    1. mirag2
      mirag2 28 March 2014 08: 22
      Interesting cartoon:
      1. wanderer_032
        wanderer_032 28 March 2014 10: 33
        Quote: mirag2
        Interesting cartoon:

        I want to add an anecdote to him.
        Heating season 2014-15 A man from Tyumen is lying on the couch in a warm apartment, in tights and a T-shirt and scratching his belly watching TV.
        News from Ukraine is shown on TV.
        In all houses one can hear:
        -What's not a jump, that!
        -Well, I’m not, but I don’t jump either. laughing
        1. Dangerous
          Dangerous 28 March 2014 11: 06
          A true representative of the Maidan nation !!
          1. paul1992
            paul1992 28 March 2014 12: 38
            it's like an Ethiopian in one famous film: I'm Russian!
        2. The comment was deleted.
        3. fisherman
          fisherman 28 March 2014 11: 15
          A homeless man on the Maidan, dressed in a sheepskin coat, holding a sandwich in one hand in the other coffee, asks the BBC:
          - Are you for Yanukovych?
          - God forbid!
          - So you are for the Association in Europe?
          - That you, sho! God forbid!
          - And for whom, for what?
          - I am for this fairy tale not to end.
          1. Ivan_Ivanov
            Ivan_Ivanov 28 March 2014 11: 37
            "Residents of Ukrainian border villages continue to treacherously dig up border posts and push the Ukrainian border behind their settlements.
            Creeping annexation to Russia is a new unknown in the world tactics of invasion without a single shot and without a single military man on the part of the aggressor. " laughing laughing

            1. ele1285
              ele1285 28 March 2014 11: 44
              Quote: Ivan_Ivanov
              Residents of bordering Ukrainian villages continue to treacherously dig up border posts and push Ukraine’s border beyond their settlements.

              It turns out that with the exception of a few scumbags, all the other Ukrainians are agents of GDP
            2. inkass_98
              inkass_98 28 March 2014 12: 27
              Quote: Ivan_Ivanov
              Creeping Accession to Russia

              Well, not a completely unknown tactic, this has already been reflected in the movie - "Customs gives the go-ahead." There, a Belgian customs officer at night dug up Belgian border posts and moved them deep into French territory. laughing . If you haven’t seen it, look, a rather funny film. good
            3. Simple
              Simple 28 March 2014 12: 42
              Quote: Ivan_Ivanov
              Creeping annexation to Russia is a new unknown in the world tactics of invasion without a single shot and without a single military man on the part of the aggressor. "

              And why did the border post be dug in again?
              Tomorrow, men from a neighboring village will come for him. laughing
          2. asar
            asar 28 March 2014 13: 57
            Bravo! laughing
        4. Rus2012
          Rus2012 28 March 2014 11: 16
          Quote: wanderer_032
          A man from Tyumen is lying on a sofa in a warm apartment, in a tights and a T-shirt, and watching a telly, combing his belly.

          Sorry for the Ukrainians. Very sorry. But the blame themselves. Until this comes, do not expect anything good ...
          I really feel sorry for the Ukrainians, who, with their own hands, blazed their way to hell. It's a pity because we did exactly the same thing in 1991. Then we were also promised that when the "dictatorial regime" changes, investments will flow into our country and in 500 days we will live "like in America" ​​(then this country was the benchmark, not the EU). As a result, we got hyperinflation, lack of wages and pensions for six months or a year (sometimes even more), mass layoffs, banditry - but what to remember. ...

          As it turned out, it turned out that no one in the West promised us investments - they mean a promise at least as a signed agreement, and it is best if their interest in investing is greater than your interest. So instead of investing, we were left alone with the IMF - and these guys know how to turn any country into a pile of smoking ruins. Actually, that's all they can do. So if the country's leadership begins to assert that "the IMF will help us," we need to urgently change the government. Well, or the country (who has the courage for what).

          And there were also rolling blackouts, including in hospitals, military units, kindergartens. There was a shutdown of heating in the winter when overboard -30 Celsius. In general, everyone who remembers this is probably still wondering how we survived? And those who do not remember threaten today with "sanctions from the international community." Three times ha. In the 90s, we experienced such sanctions that today they are unable to come up with something new. But we, but the Ukrainians now have to go through our "dashing 90s". I know that many in this country believe (some with joy, some with hatred, but they both hope) that if suddenly nothing with the EU and the IMF will work out and it will become completely bad, then Putin will come and for the very opportunity to annex the former Soviet republic will pay Ukrainians a well-fed and comfortable life. And for the fact that he will not be scolded so much for "occupation" will allow him to be de facto independent.

          More recently, I would agree with this approach, but events show unequivocally: no one will force anyone to Russia. Moreover, those who want to join have time before the presidential election of 25 on May this year, so the window of opportunity is narrowing every day. But here it should be noted: no one from Russia will send GRU special forces to Ukraine and send a new leadership. All this must be done by the people themselves to show that they can be dealt with as a people, and not with a herd.
          In short, Ukraine with a probability of 80 percent will have to go through the same hell as us. But I am not sure whether they will survive as a state: after all, a new generation has grown up that is not ready to sacrifice its comfort for the sake of preserving the state (Maidan showed this well). But in this case, only a dictatorship will help them save the country. Whether there is now a force in Ukraine capable of full-scale terror, I don’t know, but I’m not sure that if there is one, Ukraine will not become an outcast country and today's "love" of hundreds of UN countries for it will not be replaced by hatred.

      2. asar
        asar 28 March 2014 13: 57
        children watched with pleasure! want to continue! (my wife and I too! 555 +++)
    2. demon184
      demon184 28 March 2014 12: 25
      A Bendero nationalist comes home after the rally, tired and hungry. Looks, the elevator in the entrance works. He runs into the apartment, and there the wife cooks food on the gas, he is already sick, goes into the bath, and there is hot water. Sliding along the wall, whispers: - That's it, the invaders are back again!
      1. ele1285
        ele1285 28 March 2014 14: 00
        Two Svidomo people are sitting in a trench on the Perekop Isthmus, and suddenly a Russian tank leaves from behind a hill. And a strange, terrible stench crept along the trench.
        - Mykola, I feel that you fucked up with perelyakhu (fright)!
        - None! Tse not z perelyahu - tse z fierce hatred !!!
  2. FC SKIF
    FC SKIF 28 March 2014 08: 16
    Maybe under Ukraine some kind of mineral lies with a specific radiation that specifically affects the brain. There are no other explanations for me.
    1. Egoza
      28 March 2014 08: 48
      Quote: FC Skif
      Maybe under Ukraine some kind of mineral lies with specific radiation,

      Yes, one can rather believe that Ukraine was indeed irradiated from American satellites during the first Orange Revolution! (So ​​they used to say) Without laughter - whoever did not stand on the Maidan then remained adequate, and the children received a normal upbringing. And those who danced there then became "maydanuty" with their "little children" together.
      1. asar
        asar 28 March 2014 14: 04
        so on "FREEBIE" YET YET DO NOT START DANCING! laughing
    2. Cristall
      Cristall 28 March 2014 10: 17
      Quote: FC Skif
      Maybe under Ukraine some kind of mineral lies with a specific radiation that specifically affects the brain. There are no other explanations for me.

      Yes "lies" in the offices of the Ukrainian media.
      The main branch meets in Kiev. Zrada is called. Another LIE is called
      LIE / ZRADA
      But the "owner" of the mineral is not at all here.
      1. Sma11
        Sma11 28 March 2014 13: 49
        The head of BP, Alexander Turchinov, announced attempts to destabilize the situation in Kiev, which coincide with the goals of the Russian leadership. There is an attempt to destabilize the situation in Ukraine, in the center, in the heart of Ukraine - in Kiev. The political leadership of the Russian Federation sets such a task for its special services.He noticed that on Thursday evening there was an attempt to carry out provocations near the walls of the Verkhovna Rada.The appearance of Russian channels right below the Verkhovna Rada also indicates that it was an attempt of provocation.

        It turns out "Right Sector" - our special services
    3. Kuvabatake
      Kuvabatake 28 March 2014 11: 31
      They write the same thing about us. (In slightly different words)
    4. asar
      asar 28 March 2014 14: 01
      not at all! they just became bad from the Russian freebie! shaaas mind then they will type, not long to wait! wassat wassat wassat
  3. Sergg
    Sergg 28 March 2014 08: 18
    Turchynov went further and proposed to parliament a draft "On approval of the decision of the President of Ukraine on the admission of units of the armed forces of other states to the territory of Ukraine in 2014 to participate in multinational exercises."

    Then RUSSIA will have the moral right to send troops into the Donetsk region, the parity of forces should not be violated.
    1. Name
      Name 28 March 2014 08: 27
      ... Turchinov went further and proposed to the parliament a draft project “On approval of the decision of the President of Ukraine on the admission of units of the armed forces of other states to the territory of Ukraine in 2014 for participation in multinational exercises”.-This is after another "meditation" I suppose a proposal ... As for the EU, too, a bummer in full:The EU countries are not ready to offer Ukraine EU membership and believe that Ukraine itself is also not ready for such a move, said European Commission President Jose Manuel Barroso. see http: // id = 130703 Well, about wuxi jump,so fuck them so far, yeah:
      1. mirag2
        mirag2 28 March 2014 08: 32
        And here's another (+ 18, there is an abnormality):
        1. maximus235
          maximus235 28 March 2014 11: 54
          Give me more cartoons!
        2. GDP
          GDP 28 March 2014 12: 11
          Anti-Russian cartoon (and if you think about it and anti-Ukrainian) - what white and fluffy these little men are on the Maidan ....
    2. asar
      asar 28 March 2014 14: 06
      well, as "NATO members" enter, so will "come out" (if anyone will come out!)! who just didn’t come in and ... what? where are they now ?! laughing
  4. their
    their 28 March 2014 08: 18
    The sowing plant has been drained, and now they will have to build pigsties in cities. Nothing we went through in the 90s ... When there was nothing to eat, someone kept a goat in the apartment, who bred rabbits, got out like that.
  5. domokl
    domokl 28 March 2014 08: 21
    The political elite of Ukraine is well aware of its kirdyk ... And now they will quietly quietly start withdrawing capital, ugh to invest it somewhere .. But now, it is time for the Maydauns and their patriotic friends to plant a snack, which will most likely be a meal ...
  6. k19
    k19 28 March 2014 08: 28
    Country Petrosyania, not otherwise. The insanity grew stronger. Is this really possible? For such chaos to occur in our time?
    1. Kuvabatake
      Kuvabatake 28 March 2014 11: 40
      After the story about the GRU special forces and the 20-hour races on the ship ... I am not surprised at anything. Full piz ... oh, oh, repeat ... sold out. laughing
  7. werewolf
    werewolf 28 March 2014 08: 28
    There are a lot of shouts and fools are still dumb
    & prev = _t & rurl = & sl = uk & tl = ru & u = http: //
    / WP001 & usg = ALkJrhiKkGiI1HAmXg - FLLxhE0k3bhACw
    link to the site of the electoral committee of ukraine OFFICIALLY UNTIL ONE CANDIDATE Kuzmin Renat Raveliyovich
  8. borisjdin1957
    borisjdin1957 28 March 2014 08: 31
    from the Don.
    No guys! Do not forget: right-wingers:. They have not said their last word!
    1. Simple
      Simple 28 March 2014 12: 57
      Quote: borisjdin1957
      from the Don.
      No guys! Do not forget: right-wingers:. They have not said their last word!

      There in the comments of a cool photoshop:

      As the saying goes: "Before it's too late"
  9. VNP1958PVN
    VNP1958PVN 28 March 2014 08: 32
    Today's wars start on TV, but where do they end?
  10. roma-belij
    roma-belij 28 March 2014 08: 34
    A little more and Ukraine will import lard from Russia)))
    1. stroporez
      stroporez 28 March 2014 08: 55
      Quote: roma-belij
      A little more and Ukraine will import lard from Russia)))
      --- while from Poland and Germany .............
    2. Djozz
      Djozz 28 March 2014 12: 00
      Duck in our Kuban little Russians sweep away all the fat in the bazaars, and the price increased by 40%
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  11. Arkan
    Arkan 28 March 2014 08: 37
    Curtain, gentlemen!

    Intermission. The next act awaits us, the defense of the sown fields of the Maidan.
    1. Kazakh
      Kazakh 28 March 2014 08: 53
      Quote: Arkan
      Intermission. The next act awaits us, the defense of the sown fields of the Maidan.

      How in the song the Tramp grew roses, but he grew a MAC laughing
      1. Arkan
        Arkan 28 March 2014 12: 15
        As in the song, the Tramp grew roses, but he had a MAC.

        Right. But also, by fields, I mean Bandera juveniles and territories.
    2. Anper
      Anper 28 March 2014 10: 05
      Quote: Arkan
      The next act awaits us

      Here, according to unverified information, there are rumors that yesterday the right-wing people beat Tyagnibok and Lyashko in the evening near the Rada, and the people's deputies quickly fled and are almost going to hold meetings of the Rada in Kharkov. And all this crap is because of Avakov, because of his resignation. So Alasania will not last long in the chair, you must understand, even if no one was beaten. There are also persistent rumors that there were not 250, but 3000 Pravoseks.
      Chamber No. 6.
      1. Arkan
        Arkan 28 March 2014 12: 19
        In my opinion, these are fugitives from different madhouses of urkaina, methods of influencing them, "personnel", differ.
    3. inkass_98
      inkass_98 28 March 2014 12: 30
      Quote: Arkan
      We are waiting for the next act, the defense of the sown fields of Maidan

      I would say - the defense of sown hemp fields. soldier am
  12. mamont5
    mamont5 28 March 2014 08: 38
    The theater of the absurd continues. But how many Ukrainian people still believe that this mess can bring them freedom and prosperity.
  13. ed65b
    ed65b 28 March 2014 08: 41
    Quote: FC Skiff
    Maybe under Ukraine some kind of mineral lies with a specific radiation that specifically affects the brain. There are no other explanations for me.

    Maxim you are right, you didn't think about it like that. Indeed, there is something.
  14. werewolf
    werewolf 28 March 2014 08: 44
    1. Kazakh
      Kazakh 28 March 2014 08: 57
      Quote: Werwolf

      Each right-hand person has a personal felling area laughing Let's move our Maidan to Magadan laughing Each hundred has its own sky laughingEach Svidomo has a trampoline laughing Hooray comrades !!!
      1. shuhartred
        shuhartred 28 March 2014 11: 04
        Quote: Kazakh
        Let's move our Maidan to Magadan

        Have pity on Magadan. They are then finally not in business.
    2. inkass_98
      inkass_98 28 March 2014 12: 33
      Quote: Werwolf

      good Only places on the trailer are not enough. The settlers will have to be rammed, otherwise there will not be enough trains. laughing
  15. Wedmak
    Wedmak 28 March 2014 08: 53
    We continue an exciting but sad show. On ratings will soon surpass "Game of Thrones".
    1. Polevik
      Polevik 28 March 2014 13: 52
      Quote: Wedmak
      We continue an exciting but sad show. On ratings will soon surpass "Game of Thrones".

      The book is unlikely, but the series for sure. smile
      Judge for yourself:
      1. What is not a day, then a new series.
      2. The further, the more interesting.
      3. Intrigue - on the rise.
      4. It is unknown how it will end.
      5. It is not known when it will end.
      6. Etc., etc.
      On the forums, more and more often sounds like "stocking up on popcorn".

      Although, ordinary Ukrainians are humanly sorry.
  16. Quantum
    Quantum 28 March 2014 08: 54
    Indeed, there is such a mineral - Salonia! Now, all the inhabitants of the Square
    not only ditches will be dug, but also pits. Salon detection device: Poroshenko, in the people - Porosyuk!
  17. Sergey Vl.
    Sergey Vl. 28 March 2014 08: 54
    I need to open a foreign currency account with Sberbank. In hryvnia. For memory ...
  18. mabuta
    mabuta 28 March 2014 08: 55
    A team of political losers leading to a trash heap that will take years to clear.
    1. werewolf
      werewolf 28 March 2014 09: 27
      1. shuhartred
        shuhartred 28 March 2014 11: 07
        Quote: Werwolf

        Great benefits result from this device. And from Klitschko comes only ..... your ............
  19. Zomanus
    Zomanus 28 March 2014 09: 05
    Yes, everything is fine. Let them fully experience the joy of living in a democracy. For an adult, with all the penalties for their schools. Sevastopol cannot blackmail Russia. So she is essentially a person with little interest in the current political and economic situation in Ukraine. Well, in the sense, until the feral Bandera will not decide to stop by. So we sit and look ...
  20. Uncle lee
    Uncle lee 28 March 2014 09: 09
    - "There is a dense forest along the road,
    with women Yagami.
    And at the end of the road that
    -blow with axes! "
    1. inkass_98
      inkass_98 28 March 2014 12: 35
      Quote: Uncle Lee
      chopping block with axes! "

      Well, somehow.
  21. poccinin
    poccinin 28 March 2014 09: 15
    not long ago, the video was on VESTI 24 about the blocking of the SBERBANK OF RUSSIA in Ukraine. There are guys with forelocks 17-20 years old, these badges are "Maidan guard" and all that. They say "get out of UKRAINE" the manager came out to them and explain that there are pensions .zarplata. that they pay taxes. if the bank leaves, then the economy of UKRAINE will collapse. and they do not understand, leave and everything. can really leave, let everything collapse, they will put things in order faster.
    1. Saratoga833
      Saratoga833 28 March 2014 10: 20
      For good guys, take off your pants and kick your asses. With a belt. And let go home. And who taught them and sent them - to find and give them to court with the subsequent decision to apply the highest measure of social protection!
      1. Polevik
        Polevik 28 March 2014 14: 03
        Quote: Saratoga833
        For good guys, take off your pants and kick your asses. With a belt. And let go home.

        You need to whip them. Fact. And not just anywhere. And in the square. With a large crowd of people. And broadcast on national channels. And they would have kicked out the crap and the other would have been vaccinated.
        But for a relapse, the punishment should go exponentially.
  22. pts-m
    pts-m 28 March 2014 09: 19
    But what can I say. On urgent service, we had a saying ... the Ukrainians do not cook their head until lunchtime, but how to eat it does not want to think ... and it really was confirmed!
  23. Stinger
    Stinger 28 March 2014 09: 19
    Quote: FC Skif
    Maybe under Ukraine some kind of mineral lies with a specific radiation that specifically affects the brain. There are no other explanations for me.

    Or maybe they use the spinal cord instead of the brain?
    1. mvg64
      mvg64 28 March 2014 09: 45
      To do this, at least you need to have brains wassat
  24. Rohon
    Rohon 28 March 2014 09: 38
    Accident at Chernobyl - It said, "However" ...
    1. Trofimov Andrey
      Trofimov Andrey 28 March 2014 11: 02
      Are you saying that in 10-15 years the Maidan will also begin in Japan? But seriously, anyone to the course in what condition the Chernobyl sarcophagus?
  25. demon184
    demon184 28 March 2014 10: 17
    They will make tsrushniki from Ukraine, as in Afghanistan, a country for the production of drugs, sown on other crops pissed away.
  26. Stiletto
    Stiletto 28 March 2014 10: 31
    The last anecdote: "At the funeral of Sashko Bilogo: What a ride - that moskal!"
  27. Giant thought
    Giant thought 28 March 2014 10: 32
    The ball is over, the candles went out.
  28. MolGro
    MolGro 28 March 2014 10: 32

    They will beat all these maydanutyh in the end!
    1. PValery53
      PValery53 28 March 2014 12: 30
      As the people say, "they drove our urban" (Luhansk - maydanutyh). Cool voice acting, probably from Odessa "Masks"
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  30. fisherman
    fisherman 28 March 2014 11: 03
    1. raf
      raf 28 March 2014 12: 05
      Kapets, angler, what have you posted? I am in a stupor, read, read, barely figured it out! wassat As Vysotsky sang at one time: "He broke all brains into pieces, braided all the convolutions"!
      1. fisherman
        fisherman 28 March 2014 13: 12
        He spoke, wringing his hands, rattling and balamut
        About the impotence of science before the secret of Maidanut
        All the brains are broken up into parts, all the gyrations are braided,
        And from the glad they prick Maydanutym a second injection.
  31. siberalt
    siberalt 28 March 2014 11: 15
    Chernovol said that they ordered Muzychka pi. vat for the loan. Gee!
  32. aud13
    aud13 28 March 2014 11: 44
    Cool ...
    You type the phrase "rams are jumping" in Yu Tuba - and a video from the Maidan appears !!!
    What is it for?

    A clip on the theme "That is not a jump - that is"
  33. gandalf
    gandalf 28 March 2014 11: 57
    We are talking about death squads in Ukraine, setting Russia and Ukraine against each other, the nuclear bomb of Yulia Tymoshenko, the annexation of Crimea, punitive sanctions by the United States and people's reluctance to defend their homeland.

    There are different sanctions. Here a person, at least informed an order of magnitude better, speaks of the situation.

    There are many interesting things.
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  36. Barakuda
    Barakuda 28 March 2014 12: 17
    Quote: Vyacheslav 64
    Download lads, train :)

    Cool toad!
  37. demotivator
    demotivator 28 March 2014 12: 53
    There is a big war going on. Informational. The Russian media have engaged in an unequal battle with the superior united media forces of Western civilization, which defends the "democratic" values ​​of the Ukrainian "revolution" that it itself arranged. And, despite honesty and incorruptibility, the Russian media are forced to take up the same weapons as in the hands of the enemy. And the belligerents in an information war have only one fail-safe weapon - a lie. To live with wolves is to howl like a wolf. So we hear a continuous howl from both sides.
    The word is silver and silence is gold. This principle has already made both warring armadas rich. Our media endlessly reproduce scenes of beating up defenseless defenders of Yanukovych, and Western media do not say a word about them. They endlessly replicate the beating of defenseless students. Here, however, the Russian media were lucky. Artists from the Maidan make mistakes that spoil the blissful picture of the Maidan "revolution". Why should they have filmed Muzychka, offering his weapon to Rivne legislators? Why remove the prosecutor's humiliation? As the hockey players say, there is someone's mistake behind every puck. Bandera scored a whole bunch of such pucks. How many goals the "hockey players" of the Russian Federation have scored for themselves, I did not count. Formally, the information army of the Russian Federation won - it has a trophy. And we must consider it fair: Ukraine should have been punished for the attack of Nazism. The fact that this was a gift to the residents of Crimea and the majority of "her" will reduce the bitterness from the sanctions adopted by the Western "partners" of the raw-material power. But the question remained - who got the main trophies of this "victory"? All the cream was eaten by a monkey sitting on a hill and admiring the fight between two half-brothers. The colonialists who applied the old principle - divide and rule - won. The winners were those who ruined the USSR and now want to finish off the Russian Federation, which dares to contradict the colonialists. And the fact that the raw-material power of Russia and independent Ukraine are in fact a colony of the West does not need to be proved. Moreover, Ukraine became a colony of its own free will and with pleasure, and Russia from its own thoughtlessness and betrayal of its elites. The victory buried hopes for the restoration of the state of Russia. After all, Russia without Ukraine, in general, and not Russia, and Ukraine without the Russian Federation, although lousy, but still Ukraine. As in any other war, this one has both the dead and the maimed. The latter have a crippled head, and they will have to give disability. A sign of disability is the faith of the affected media of any party to the conflict. The Ukrainians, who recklessly believe in the decency of Yatsenyuk, Klitschko, Tymoshenko and Tyagnibok, will have to give the first group. For me, who once believed in the decency of the clown Kurginyan, the third is enough.
  38. crambol
    crambol 28 March 2014 12: 54
    Futile attempts!
  39. sv68
    sv68 28 March 2014 13: 33
    Kiev urgently needs to be sprinkled with holy water from the plane, otherwise the Sabbath of iniquity was obscured
  40. G8K
    G8K 28 March 2014 15: 01
    I’m wondering, but how will p .. ia react if the PS seizes power? After all, according to their logic, it is democratic and legitimate.
  41. pensioner
    pensioner 28 March 2014 18: 17
    I read the article ... Yes. Everything is correct.
    But! For some reason, no one said that yesterday the Rada voted for a package of measures to sequester budget items, which (OH, package, if, who did not understand ...) was not available for study by the Rada deputies !!! Fine??
    SCHUZMAN April 3 2014 12: 56
    Quote: Djozz
    Duck in our Kuban little Russians sweep away all the fat in the bazaars, and the price increased by 40%

    Ah, that's why the prices of lard have jumped. Kg salts yesterday found the cheapest for 230 rubles. Lard we have Smolensk, Belgorod and Belorussian, Ukrainian dumb ...