"Epic fail": British sailors mistakenly torpedoed their nuclear facility in southwest England

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"Epic fail": British sailors mistakenly torpedoed their nuclear facility in southwest England


The next exercise of the British naval fleet almost turned into a tragedy. An emergency occurred during maneuvers on the HMS Argyll warship. The sailors accidentally fired a 45-pound torpedo in the direction of the shipyard. As a result of the incident, only by a miracle no one died. The fact is that in the torpedo at that moment there was no warhead, the British press writes.

The press service of the Royal Navy confirmed the incident. "We confirm that the incident occurred aboard the warship HMS Argyll when the ship was docked at the Plymouth naval base. During the exercise, an unloaded torpedo was launched in the direction of the shipyard. As a result, no one was injured," service edition of The Telegraph.

The Daily Mail said that the incident occurred at the time when Argyll was conducting a system check. A projectile fired randomly flew about 200 meters and crashed into a metal container in which nuclear fuel was stored to refuel nuclear submarines.

Whether the submarines themselves were in the dock at that moment is unknown. The British military left this question of journalists unanswered.

As a result of the incident no one died. The military and the witnesses of the incident got off with a slight fright. Nevertheless, the exercises were suspended. In fact, an emergency investigation is being conducted, during which the causes of the incident are to be established.

Note that the HMS Argyll - the oldest ship that is in service with the British fleet. He was launched in 1989 year. In 2009, it was repaired, which cost the British treasury 20 million pounds.

With this money the ship was equipped with the latest equipment. Now Argyll has anti-aircraft missiles, spear launchers, 4,5-inch guns and two 12,75-inch torpedo tubes Sting Ray.

The Argyll incident is not the first such incident in the United Kingdom. In early March, a shell was fired on a plain in Salisbury, where seafarers often train from a base in Plymouth, which deviated significantly from the course and didn’t explode in one of the nearby villages.
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  1. Tumbleweed
    -30
    16 March 2014 16: 10
    Well, "Kursk" was calm, extinguish your own !!!!
    I can understand everything, and even a "monkey with a grenade", but let this monkey not leave the water area and throw a "grenade" into his DOCs hi
    Extract from the BZ: "John, an employee of HMS Argyll, caught his partner, with whom he was combined in Hawaii for adultery and ...." get a kozel "torpedo wassat
    1. +22
      16 March 2014 16: 18
      laughing laughing laughing It’s time to open the heading on VO around laughter! Now everything on the DDoS attack will be dumped, they say, vile red sights spoil us !!! tongue
      1. +15
        16 March 2014 17: 36
        Notable warriors:


        Because of the frosts, British Marines froze to diapers and refused to participate in exercises



        At Norway’s northernmost military base in the town of Porsanger in the Finnmark region, the British Marines refused to perform combat training missions due to low air temperature. Her Majesty’s subjects stated that they are not able to train in conditions where the temperature drops to minus twenty degrees.

        The base commander of the Norwegian base, Lieutenant Colonel Trond Thomassen, justifying the British soldiers, explained that they have a special attitude to health and safety. They sit in the barracks and flatly refuse to undergo any kind of professional training whenever the thermometer drops below eight degrees.

        Complicating the situation is the fact that in such a cold, soldiers cannot use the diapers that are given to them for the duration of long exercises because of the inability to put toilet stalls in forests, in the mountains and in other rough terrain. Worth the urine to cool as the genitals begin to freeze, and in two military personnel the genitals literally froze to the inside of a disposable diaper. The British soldiers were not able to pour into the snowdrift, as ethnic Norwegians still do, the young generation lost these skills.

        For the Norwegians themselves, this situation caused only a grin. So Labor Norwegian politician Ida Kathrine Balto Bjørnbak told reporters that she was amazed at how soldiers behave. “Let's hope that there will be no winter, no war!” She joked. In her opinion, extreme weather conditions should only temper soldiers. She noted that at NATO, exercises at a temperature of eight degrees are considered “cold winter training”.

        “Eight degrees in northern Norway is a beautiful fall day,” Balto explained. “But we must remember that people from all over the world represent NATO: they are Germans, Spaniards, and Italians. They all live in completely different climatic conditions, ”she concluded.

        True, the Norwegians are perplexed as the ancestors of these same marines fought with the Germans at Narvik. The then British fairly tolerated the April and May cold and courageously fled from Norway not at all because of the cold. Moreover, even their farther ancestors survived frosts in the cold Russian Crimea a century and a half ago, besieging Sevastopol for 11 months. "Yes, the Norwegians conclude, - the Englishman is now not the same."
        http://rusinform.net/iz-za-morozov-britanskie-morpexi-primyorzli-k-podguznikam-i

        -otkazalis-ot-uchastiya-v-ucheniyax /
        1. Barabama
          +15
          16 March 2014 18: 00

        2. +4
          16 March 2014 18: 28
          Yes, some kind of Englishman went crazy! If the other NATO warriors are the same, then what kind of military assistance do the banderlogs dream of?
        3. polkownik1
          +9
          16 March 2014 18: 41
          Now the main thing is to calculate the location of warehouses with diapers. Destroy the warehouses - and our Arctic without firing :))))
        4. +2
          16 March 2014 19: 04
          Representatives of the command of the British Navy reported that the Russian missile cruiser was discovered in 30 miles from the coast of Scotland. The royal fleet of England was taken by surprise and while the Russian missile cruiser sailed along the coast, England only had one military ship that took 24 hours to reach the area where the Russian Navy was located.
          the story of a Russian ship off the coast of Britain when they washed themselves a week after that
        5. 0
          16 March 2014 20: 22
          Quote: GreatRussia
          The British soldiers were not able to pour into a snowdrift, as ethnic Norwegians still do, the young generation lost these skills.

          Well, this is a duck. How are British fans different from British Marines? It is hard to imagine a British fan who is embarrassed to pee in a snowdrift. So it’s useless to distribute any pseudo-patriotic nonsense without indicating that this is a joke.
          ... although, if their advertising also presses on prostatitis as we do, then it’s understandable. In a couple of generations, ours will become the same.
      2. +1
        16 March 2014 17: 42
        It’s a very telling story. There is the training and mastery of British sailors. This, however, is at hand.
    2. +33
      16 March 2014 16: 20
      What do they smoke - a torpedo weighing 45 kg - a large fish torpedo such ??
      Flew 200 meters - and a and a - this is a torpedo against flying fish!
      1. +12
        16 March 2014 16: 29
        It’s not about fish, but parliament did start up. Once again, they are trying to increase the military budget.
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      3. Stalker
        +14
        16 March 2014 16: 30
        What do they smoke - a torpedo weighing 45 kg - a large fish torpedo such ??
        Flew 200 meters - and a and a - this is a torpedo against flying fish!


        And all my friend NERVES !!!! Afobazolchik adversaries apparently did not give out in the morning !!! And the exit is near ,,,,
      4. +3
        16 March 2014 16: 35
        The press service of the Royal Navy confirmed the incident. “We confirm that the incident occurred aboard the warship HMS Argyll while the vessel was docked at the naval base in Plymouth.

        I wonder what happened to the dock?
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        2. Stalker
          +2
          16 March 2014 17: 26
          I wonder what happened to the dock?

          The workmen threw work for a week ....
      5. +7
        16 March 2014 16: 39
        Quote: lelikas
        What do they smoke - a torpedo weighing 45 kg - a large fish torpedo such ??

        Somali pirates fire bursts lol
        ================================================== ===============
        In the process, the detonator was also defective! Otmazatsya-was not charged lol
      6. +2
        16 March 2014 16: 43
        Indeed, only a boat can undermine such a torpedo. Nonsense. Even anti-tank missiles would do more damage than such a torpedo.
      7. stillrat
        0
        16 March 2014 17: 28
        Apparently the Mk-45 torpedo was meant.
      8. +3
        16 March 2014 18: 13
        In fact, this canoe weighs 267 kg and can carry up to 45 kg of explosives, which, fortunately, was not on it. But where and how she flew 200 meters is a question ... maybe they threw her from a helicopter ... Journalists are the most stupid of people ...
        1. +1
          16 March 2014 18: 59
          Quote: kolyhalovs
          In fact, this canoe weighs 267 kg and can carry up to 45 kg of explosives,

          If you are talking about the Yuserovskiy torpedo of MK45, then it was armed with the US states, weighed 1090KG, carried nuclear warheads, was intended to combat enemy submarines at great depths, and was controlled and guided by wires.
    3. Tumbleweed
      -6
      16 March 2014 16: 32
      Probably, as an "old perdun", I must definitely fart into a comment that is not accepted by the public ...
      I will decrypt:
      1. Beat ours, beat your own
      2. Do not be afraid to say who is to blame, it is important to remember !!!
      3. Those who remember will always return the "debt of revenge" hi
      We’ll stand and stand on that soldier
      1. Tumbleweed
        -5
        16 March 2014 17: 00
        Though hint what they tried to beat on the face of the table wassat Really interesting, or have times changed and the word "Kursk" is immediately minus? wassat
        I was already there for 300 "-" came out, but I'm not here for this laughing
    4. jjj
      0
      16 March 2014 17: 09
      I’m thinking that for a long time we didn’t carry out tests on New Earth. I should probably already
      1. +5
        16 March 2014 17: 51
        Have you ever seen a naked irradiated polar bear? no? Are the stones melted? But my close and good friends happened ... It’s not the time to still pound the boot on the platform ..
    5. Shoma-1970
      +10
      16 March 2014 17: 46
      WHAT HERE KURSK ??? I BEGIN IN THE BEGINNING NEED TO THINK BEFORE WRITING!
      1. Tumbleweed
        -3
        16 March 2014 22: 28
        Quote: Shoma-1970
        WHAT HERE KURSK ??? I BEGIN IN THE BEGINNING NEED TO THINK BEFORE

        And I about the same, first you need to think, watch what is and ... then write hi
  2. +9
    16 March 2014 16: 11
    We decided to host Fokushima for the company. Oh well.
    1. Tumbleweed
      0
      16 March 2014 16: 13
      Quote: a52333
      We decided to host Fokushima for the company. Oh well.

      Fukushima is the USA, and here are the "British scientists" .... wassat
      1. +3
        16 March 2014 16: 23
        Fokushima USA? Either the skis do not ride, or you cannot explain.
        Okay, I already asked, once again: Experienced was registered under this avatar, a bright person with accurate comments. And, I do not have enough of his comments. Can you return your old avatar.?
        1. Tumbleweed
          0
          16 March 2014 16: 42
          Quote: a52333
          Okay, I already asked again: under this avatar

          And I bow, I bow ... but not "-" and not "+" hi
          Quote: a52333
          bright personality with well-written comments

          I spread in syrup ... However, I (experienced) under this nickname have already received more than 300 "-" and for me this is a record wassat
          Quote: a52333
          I do not have enough comments for him. Can you return your old avatar.?

          Smirnov and this avatar only because of the Ukrainian-Russian relations ignores hi
      2. +3
        16 March 2014 19: 38
        Quote: tumbleweed
        Fukushima is the USA,

        You missed geography lessons, don’t read newspapers, don’t look at the box, ignore Japan. Listen, I envy you!
        Quote: tumbleweed
        here are "British scientists" ..

        I am personally interested in the issue of radiation safety of the basing point. How can you store nuclear fuel for a submarine (I think the journalists called TVELs that way - "packages") 200 meters from the NK parking lot and in an open-air iron container, through which you can easily "fill" 45 kg with a torpedo? And where did this happen? Maybe not in Plymouth, but in Devonport? then everything falls into place.
        Devonport is the Royal Navy's naval base near Plymouth, on the border of Devon and Cornwall. The largest of the three British naval bases. Navy Devonport - the only British base capable of providing all types of support ships with a nuclear power plant. The only such ships in the Royal Navy are nuclear submarines.
  3. +6
    16 March 2014 16: 15
    ... something is wrong in Her Majesty's fleet with combat training negative
    1. +7
      16 March 2014 17: 03
      Quote: Tamplier
      .something wrong in Her Majesty's fleet with combat training

      Whether there was a warhead on the dashboard, maybe Her Majesty’s fleet had no training problems
    2. +3
      16 March 2014 17: 27
      Quote: Tamplier
      ... something is wrong in Her Majesty's fleet with combat training
      Hurry with discipline ...
  4. +3
    16 March 2014 16: 15
    Has the "mistress of the seas" gone completely?
  5. polite people 2
    +1
    16 March 2014 16: 15
    Does it mean something ?????
  6. DeOS78RU
    +7
    16 March 2014 16: 16
    British military takes the baton from British scientists ... laughing
  7. Arh
    +5
    16 March 2014 16: 17
    ))) Let the NATO EU more often make mistakes, and we will see fool wassat wink )))
    1. +2
      16 March 2014 16: 36
      Where more often then, and so everywhere in the cons.
  8. +3
    16 March 2014 16: 17
    The fact is that in the torpedo at that moment there was no warhead

    And it’s good that it happened, there were no casualties and an ecological catastrophe.
  9. Capyar 48315
    +10
    16 March 2014 16: 18
    Some muddy explanations - what are the checks on a charged device? What are all the charged devices in the database? nuclear fuel containers on the pier or where, logically, not far from the water?
    There was something else there, but only competent authorities and the yellow press were aware of this. lol
    1. mad
      +6
      16 March 2014 16: 29
      And Major Ivanov (GRU) received another one ahead of schedule, and by May 9 they will also give the order;)
    2. Ivan Russky
      +1
      16 March 2014 16: 33
      So they checked whether it would shoot or not. Type of rehearsal before training. There are geydauny in the fleet of Her Majesty wassat
      1. +1
        16 March 2014 20: 17
        Quote: Ivan Russian
        So they checked whether it would shoot or not.

        Of course, I am not a torpedo submariner and not even a sailor, but I think that it is not possible to accidentally launch a torpedo. Due to the technical features of torpedo tubes. Although who will take them to NATO there?
        1) First, a torpedo accidentally ended up in a torpedo tube. (This is 200 meters from the nuclear container!)
        2) Then some "whisperer" (probably imagining a Russian bear in fear), who was standing nearby, whispered so that the necessary pressure was created in the torpedo tube for launch.
        3) Well, there may be a number of reasons in general. a) The start happened because someone worried about their genitals threw their frozen diaper overboard and hit the frightened "whisperer". From what he "whispered" even stronger and the torpedo left its deployment. b) The same flying diaper was blown away by the wind on the start button. c) A sailor passing by got entangled in laces and falling, quite by accident, touched the same fatal start button *. d) * you can continue your fantasy with your options wink *

        But seriously. Well, we understand that this cannot be. So another conclusion suggests itself:
        Quote: mad
        And Major Ivanov (GRU) received another one ahead of schedule, and by May 9 they will also give the order;)

        * plays the anthem of Russia * soldier

        ps the Russians are to blame for everything! bully
  10. predator.3
    +4
    16 March 2014 16: 19
    After that, it is necessary to check all the sailors of the Royal Navy for professional suitability, especially on strategic submarines, otherwise they will release a "trident" and ... that's all! laughing
    1. +4
      16 March 2014 16: 29
      That’s why it was Putin who had long ago heard that the Americans had, the Anglo had an unhealthy drug army.
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    3. RND
      +2
      16 March 2014 16: 58
      Quote: predator.3
      After that, it is necessary to check all the sailors of the Royal Navy for professional suitability, especially on strategic submarines, otherwise they will release a "trident" and ... that's all! laughing

      Check here with this. Everyday.
  11. +3
    16 March 2014 16: 19
    tough English Moremen are the only decent answer to the construction battalion!
    ps it happens, such a need to study and analyze
  12. +2
    16 March 2014 16: 22
    Yes, another fake ... Well, how can you torpedo your nuclear facility? There, to do this, you need to press "40" buttons - and at the same time obtain permission with codes for this coordinate zone. I just can't imagine that any captain of the Russian nuclear submarine is completely autonomous, even with a salary of almost 1/2 mulion of our titanium rubles (when I go on alert, and even for the phrase "wooden rubles" I minus hard on all forums available to me).
    And po. Our or not our country. These objects are at the best level of protection, regardless of the situation (almost).
    1. jjj
      +1
      16 March 2014 17: 06
      On one of our steamship, the Black Sea Fleet in Soviet times, during the passage by straits to Middle-earth from a strong electromagnetic field caused by tracking equipment of Turks and Americans, the electric launch of the torpedo tube worked. It’s good that the torpedo did no harm
      1. +1
        16 March 2014 19: 53
        Quote: jjj
        the electric launch of the torpedo tube worked.

        "Oh how! And the guys don't know ..." (c)
        Tell me: where, on what project, on our NDTs (PLCs) is "electric start torpedo tube "?
        Apparently the master poured a "bullet" for you - at least 16 kg turned out!
    2. +1
      16 March 2014 19: 47
      Quote: Mijgan
      These objects are at the best level of protection, regardless of the situation (almost).

      Yes it is. But here either to believe the journalists and be led on their misinformation, or "something is wrong in the kingdom of Denmark." This is according to Shakespeare, but in life it comes out - in the British.
  13. +11
    16 March 2014 16: 23
    Yes, they have a panic in connection with Ukraine. They were afraid that they would force them into a showdown with the Russians, so they wanted to make a "samostrel" and sit out.
  14. +7
    16 March 2014 16: 25
    Who is the most shouting about the non-proliferation of nuclear weapons ??? The correct answer is USA !!
    And now we look what they have set up ::::::::

    "Military Parity." The draft budget of the US Air Force for 2015 provides for the integration of B61-12 nuclear bombs on F-16 and Tornado fighters of the Air Force of five NATO countries, fas.org reports on March 13. Equipment of aircraft for carriers of nuclear weapons will begin in 2015 and will be completed in 2017-2018.
    Equipping tactical aviation of non-nuclear countries of the bloc with nuclear weapons will significantly enhance the power of the NATO nuclear forces in Europe. Nuclear weapons will be equipped with fighter bombers F-16A / B of the Air Forces of Belgium, the Netherlands and Turkey, and also PA-200 Tornado of the Air Forces of Germany and Italy (in the photo).
    Nuclear bombs will also be equipped with American fighter-bombers F-15E (integration began last year) and F-16C / D, strategic bombers B-2A, as well as fifth-generation fighters F-35A Lightning II, which will later replace the F-16. The US Air Force plans to equip all F-35 fighter jets in Europe by 2024 with nuclear weapons. F-35, capable of carrying nuclear weapons, will be supplied by the Air Force of the Netherlands, Italy, Turkey and, possibly, Belgium.
    From the mid-2020s, B61-12 nuclear bombs will be equipped with the new generation of heavy bombers of the US Air Force LRS-B.
    Re-equipment of aircraft under the carrier of nuclear weapons includes software upgrades, operational flight tests with full weapons integration. In 2015, seven flight tests of this nature are scheduled. The launch of the fully operational 61-12 nuclear bombs is planned for 2020 year. More than 1 billion are planned to be spent on this program, another 154 million will be spent on ensuring the safety of nuclear bases in Europe.
    The integration of American nuclear weapons into combat aircraft of non-nuclear-weapon States that have signed the Treaty on the Non-Proliferation of Nuclear Weapons (NPT) is at least debatable and contrary to NPT norms.
    How the expansion of the number of countries in Europe that have gained access to nuclear weapons will affect the "bold reductions" of non-strategic (tactical) nuclear weapons of the United States and Russia on the continent to create a nuclear-free world in the future, is another question.
    http://www.militaryparitet.com/ttp/data/ic_ttp/6491/
    http://www.militaryparitet.com/ttp/data/ic_ttp/6491/
    1. +6
      16 March 2014 16: 32
      that for God's sake)) we have charges at once to all the capitals of Europe and America enough.
    2. +2
      16 March 2014 18: 39
      We need to send more Iskander missiles with appropriate warheads to Kaliningrad and cover them with high quality air defense systems.
    3. +3
      16 March 2014 20: 07
      Quote: 222222
      Fighter bombers F-16A / B of the air forces of Belgium, the Netherlands and Turkey will equip nuclear weapons

      Nah, not equipped! if they are not finalized to version F-16C / D. And this denyushka costs considerable. USerams have yet to modernize the B-61 nuclear aviation ammunition to the 12 modification. For which the Pentagon requested $ 2,0 billion. So there is a big waste ahead.
      And it's not a fact that the planes will break through to an object protected by a strong air defense system. I believe that after the Iskander strikes on the AVB, not many of them will rise into the air at all.
  15. +11
    16 March 2014 16: 26
    Horror, because they are worse than Bandera, it is necessary to disarm such an army laughing
  16. +4
    16 March 2014 16: 27
    And after that they are afraid of the Russians and shout something about the red threat? Yes, they will kill themselves faster at such a pace ... laughing
  17. +8
    16 March 2014 16: 28
    as WOT says: if the enemy makes a mistake, do not bother him
  18. +1
    16 March 2014 16: 29
    Very symbolic.
    1. Alex 241
      +11
      16 March 2014 16: 31
      From immortal Odessa humor, the article inspired!
      1. upasika1918
        +2
        16 March 2014 16: 49
        Alex, please tell me where such pictures come from?
        1. Alex 241
          +4
          16 March 2014 17: 19
          Quote: upasika1918
          Alex, please tell me where such pictures come from?
          Herluf Bidstrup Comics
          1. upasika1918
            +1
            16 March 2014 18: 50
            Thanks, Alex. I have cartoons, 4 volumes. I did not know about comics. We will urgently buy. Herluf’s grandchildren adore. Thanks again.
      2. +1
        16 March 2014 17: 25
        BRAVO!!! DISCHARGE OF INTERNATIONAL TENSION!
      3. +2
        16 March 2014 17: 28
        Salute to pilots hi
        Quote: Alex 241
        From immortal Odessa humor
        good
        1. Alex 241
          +1
          16 March 2014 17: 32
          Hi Seryozha. This is the first time in a week that I looked in.
      4. +2
        16 March 2014 18: 14
        text by Yuri Vizbor. Music V. Berkovsky. Garik generally plays his music
      5. 0
        16 March 2014 18: 14
        text by Yuri Vizbor. Music V. Berkovsky. Garik generally plays his music
  19. Smiles to you
    +6
    16 March 2014 16: 33
    I see nothing funny in this. Everything that flies can fall, everything that swims can drown, Everything that shoots can burn (Even what hangs on the wall). The main thing that there were no victims ...
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  21. +4
    16 March 2014 16: 35
    so far in their films we are baryzh yao for a BMW threat to the free world damn. let’s be the descendants of Drake, take an example from the samurai, atomic sipuka with a way out
  22. W1950
    +3
    16 March 2014 16: 35
    Beat your own so that strangers are afraid.
  23. +3
    16 March 2014 16: 39
    Quote: W1950
    Beat your own so that strangers are afraid.

    It’s probably time to start being afraid lol
    1. +7
      16 March 2014 16: 50
      Quote: razved
      It’s probably time to start being afraid lol

      Yes, they are not afraid of nothing! They have a different concept !!! laughing
  24. +6
    16 March 2014 16: 42
    As the bandit from the movie "White Sun of the Desert" said: "They have the wrong torpedo system" ...
    1. +2
      16 March 2014 18: 27
      lieutenant he was ...
  25. +12
    16 March 2014 16: 49
    Quote: lelikas
    What do they smoke - a torpedo weighing 45 kg - a large fish torpedo such ??
    Flew 200 meters - and a and a - this is a torpedo against flying fish!

    From this and a 45-pound bounce ...
    1. +2
      16 March 2014 18: 36
      Quote: delfinN
      From this and a 45-pound bounce ...

      On a spoon or mormyshka ??? laughing
      1. 0
        22 March 2014 04: 38
        The network. In our area.
        http://www.rt-online.ru/aticles/rubric-75/93760/
  26. +22
    16 March 2014 16: 51
    The press wrote something stupid and everyone picked it up. This frigate is a Type 23 Duke class. You can open Wicca and see! It is in service with England and Chile. There is no torpedo armament on it. It has a cannon, a few bunches of automatic weapons, a Harpoon anti-ship mount of the age of our old cruise missiles and a Seawolf air defense system. ALL! There is also a jammer. So I think that Western journalists mistook this self-propelled obstacle for a torpedo. But it is only 300mm in diameter and weighs 43kg according to various sources. This, in principle, cannot explode, because it is intended for other purposes. For example, take an enemy torpedo away from your ship. A real torpedo does not fly 200 meters from a torpedo tube. She either immediately flops into the water or flies tens of kilometers and falls into the water in the area where the enemy is located, if it is a missile torpedo.
    It is felt that the intelligence of Western hacks is approaching zero!
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    2. +3
      16 March 2014 17: 08
      This is closer to the truth. Thank!
    3. 0
      16 March 2014 18: 46
      Yes, it’s more about a launcher to launch Sea Gnat’s false targets,
      can we write them the correct article?
    4. Fanat1984
      0
      17 March 2014 06: 45
      Oh, but neighing to the heart ... laughing
  27. skyil
    +2
    16 March 2014 16: 52
    That's right, again we learn to "beat your own, so that strangers are afraid!" And Dick Cheney said a couple of weeks ago that the US would be attacked by an Electromagnetic Pulse Weapon and the country would come to KIRDYK, oh, how!
    1. +3
      16 March 2014 20: 22
      Quote: skyil
      Dick Cheney generally said a couple of weeks ago that the United States would be attacked by Electromagnetic Pulse Weapons and that the country would be KIRDYK, oh how!

      Maybe Cheney is admitted to more closed sources of information and he knows better from the hillock ... But about KIRDYK, he was a little late: this idea was convincingly expressed in the film "Brother" by Danila Bagrov.
  28. +4
    16 March 2014 16: 53
    In fact, this happens periodically, about 2-3 years ago in Vladivostok during a rehearsal of the holiday program on Fleet Day accidentally released a blank from RBU towards the city. The blank got into a 2-storey building, no one was hurt.
    1. +1
      16 March 2014 18: 34
      Hello to minerals from warhead-7!
      Apparently something happened there, but an article from the series "one of my acquaintances heard that someone saw something"

      45kg there are no torpedoes, but oh well. Let the number make a mistake. Anyway 200 m will not fly. Rave
      And imagine a picture: A ship standing in a dock (i.e. not on water) fires an 45-kg torpedo. Which flies through the air 200 m. And gets into a barrel for storing fuel for refueling nuclear submarine reactors!

      About fuel finally super ..... drinks
  29. +3
    16 March 2014 16: 54
    Who threw the boots on the remote? laughing
  30. +1
    16 March 2014 16: 54
    I would say "NOT by chance" - for if not all, then many people know WHO is really behind the screen of almost all significant events in the world wink and about the theory of "controlled chaos" and its goals, too, I think, many people know ... it is quite possible that it is NOT by chance, but for the purpose ... time will tell, with what ..
  31. +2
    16 March 2014 16: 54
    off-topic
    “Our comrades-in-arms of the Lugansk people's militia — blocked the train of Ukrainian military equipment on the outskirts of the city,” said the headquarters of the People’s Militia. - Nevertheless, according to our observers, now there are 24 tanks, 16 armored personnel carriers, 4 infantry fighting vehicles, field kitchens, about a thousand Kiev police officers in Lugansk (3 fire support groups are formed on the roofs of the SBU, Regional State Administration and the Regional Ministry of Internal Affairs), about 200 armed people from the "Right Sector", as well as 30 people from the newly formed National Guard of Ukraine. "

    Source: http://politikus.ru/events/14801-narodnoe-opolchenie-luganska-ostanovilo-eshelon
    -ukrainskoy-armii.html
    Politikus.ru
  32. 0
    16 March 2014 16: 56
    I am very glad that the combat effectiveness of NATO troops is increasing every day!
  33. +1
    16 March 2014 16: 59
    and yes, Cheney farted something about the US EMP attack - also - NOT by accident ...
    http://warfiles.ru/show-50342-dik-cheyni-predupredil-ob-atake-ssha-impulsnym-oru
    zhiem-i-konce-civilizacii.html
    "And the appearance of a warning from former US Vice President Dick Cheney clearly indicates the seriousness of such threats and that the elite are aware of such scenarios."
    of course "in the know", because:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6K84AnHn7bk
    1. +1
      16 March 2014 17: 18
      Why is there an impulse weapon ?! Remember how recently their power system collapsed and sat half a country without light ... Dick Cheney would still remember Herbert Wells with a Martian invasion ..
  34. +6
    16 March 2014 17: 01
    Guys, I like your optimism ...
    No doubt about it.
    ...
    But this is melancholy - ".. Note that HMS Argyll - oldest ship, which is in service with the British Navy. He was launched in 1989... In 2009, it was renovated, which cost the British treasury 20 million pounds. "
    ...
    When will we start writing like this .... our oldest ship, yesterday, April 12, 2020, returning from the orbit of Jupiter, is already out of date. It was released at the Kharkov Tractor Plant in 2015. And now there are much more powerful ones.
    ...
    Ehhhhhhh
    1. 0
      16 March 2014 19: 02
      Quote: Igarr
      But this is melancholy - ".. Note that the HMS Argyll is the oldest ship in service with the British Navy. It was launched in 1989.

      Here again the jamb of the authors - was referring to the oldest of the series, they have boxes and older.
      By the way, they were built with the expectation of a service life of 18 years - at 91m it was put into operation - at 09m it was recapitalized - everything is strictly according to the regulations.
  35. 0
    16 March 2014 17: 03
    Yes, surely the journalists got crap, and they are underway. As for the bombs, the Amers of the Canadians should be armed with them, so for safety, just in case.
  36. +2
    16 March 2014 17: 06
    Quote: tech laughter
    Yes, they have a panic in connection with Ukraine. They were afraid that they would force them into a showdown with the Russians, so they wanted to make a "samostrel" and sit out.

    Yes, they have already made a statement that they are not they and generally passed by.
    http://www.interfax.ru/world/362589
  37. +3
    16 March 2014 17: 10
    I am stealing from these NATO warriors)) laughing Now it’s clear that they all rush with their sanctions. They have no other choice, they can’t stupidly fight us, it’s not the bombing of Libya with Yugoslavia. It only remains to threaten with mythical sanctions
  38. +2
    16 March 2014 17: 14
    "Epic fail": British sailors mistakenly torpedoed their nuclear facility in southwest England


    Sailors, Abramovich and Luzhkov! The first torpedo tube tovs! laughing
  39. +5
    16 March 2014 17: 14
    Damn, Western zhurnalyugi not even interested in what’s what. There was a spontaneous start of the jammer. It is cylindrical in shape and was mistaken for a torpedo. What kind of torpedo weighs 45 kilos, why hit her, a boat or something.
  40. +2
    16 March 2014 17: 14
    Such things happen periodically on all fleets of the world .. They will salute the flags by a flagship, or they will be blasted away by the torpedo ... Her Majesty's fleets are fortunate that they didn’t shy away from combat ... - they would irradiate the entire base and the district at the same time ...
  41. polite people 2
    +2
    16 March 2014 17: 19
    Warning on top. The next one will be combat. And then the queen of the seas - this is what they call themselves relaxed. Damn yourself a queen-an exit to only one ocean. Queen of the seas and oceans - always forever and ever - RUSSIA. Pacific, Atlantic, Arctic - this is RUSSIA.
  42. kirqiz ssr
    +1
    16 March 2014 17: 20
    the guys wanted to know everything when fighting was taking place at sea, a deaf fish swam and what anyone in the know did.
    1. +2
      16 March 2014 17: 48
      Stoke her, stoke ...
      so that the polygon does not shine ....
      .....
      Tell me ...
      If every evening in your apartment you hear the sound of a pneumatic jackhammer - a punch ... besides your desire ...
      what will you change
      ...
      I think you screw it, no?
      ..
      And in emptiness, except emptiness, there is nothing else.
      ..
      In addition, polygons are not chosen where spawning grounds are. And, try to find fish in the sea, if it does not go to spawn.
      If, ... a bond that comes up. James Bond. Stunned.
  43. 0
    16 March 2014 17: 21
    ... at the suggestion of an unknown "crew" member, British sailors sent a torpedo to YOUR nuclear facility in the southwest of England ...
  44. 0
    16 March 2014 17: 26
    Why did they frighten them with Russia, and the trouble is not far away!
  45. 0
    16 March 2014 17: 28
    It is a pity that there was no warhead. But the article is strange, and many questions arise.
  46. +1
    16 March 2014 17: 37
    If 45 kg. torpedo, then this is clearly the hand of Moscow. It would be nice to check her for polonium.
  47. +3
    16 March 2014 17: 39
    The sailors accidentally fired a 45-pound torpedo in the direction of the shipyard. ... An accidentally launched projectile flew about 200 meters and crashed into a metal container

    News that goes from the media to the media, which went through the transfer of unprofessional journalists, finally acquires bizarre significance.
    Now, in order, judging by the primary sources, the following happened.
    The frigate HMS Argyll (F231) was located at the Devonport Naval Base in Plymouth. As a result of a military headache, a training torpedo of 324 mm was launched. torpedo tubes like Sting Ray. The ship stood at the pier, a torpedo flying a couple of meters flopped to the ground and drove into the fence. The incident is over.
    Now where and what came from.
    metal container containing nuclear fuel for refueling nuclear submarines

    Write this can only boob! Nuclear fuel! Stored in a metal container! The container itself is 200m away. from the pier! Fuck just from the imagination of the writer. It began with the ship standing at the base of the nuclear submarine, but the nuclear submarine was not there ...
    An accidentally fired projectile flew about 200 meters

    This is from the story of what happened earlier at the firing range when a projectile deviating five miles fell near the railroad track before reaching 300 yards.
    Well, the last
    Sailors accidentally fired a 45 kg torpedo

    The torpedo had 45kg. BB in the warhead, in the sense of a combat variant 324mm. torpedoes.
    Gentlemen / comrades, reading such news always look for the source, especially when a torpedo weighing 45 kg. flies 200 meters and crashes into a container with nuclear fuel ...
  48. +1
    16 March 2014 17: 40
    Or maybe ...... http: //topwar.ru/uploads/images/2014/048/hicg442.png
  49. +5
    16 March 2014 17: 56
    Monkeys with a grenade .... video confirmation of this ...
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  52. Iron Mike
    0
    16 March 2014 18: 12
    Obama after Michael Jackson's patented facial skin resurfacing surgery. Subtly reminds me of Yezhov.
  53. Iron Mike
    -1
    16 March 2014 18: 13
    Obama's White Mom
  54. 0
    16 March 2014 18: 16
    Beat your own so that strangers will be afraid!!!! wassat
  55. 0
    16 March 2014 18: 49
    Don't make fun of the poor!
  56. 0
    16 March 2014 20: 23
    To fire a torpedo you need to receive “forty” commands...
  57. 0
    16 March 2014 20: 30
    something the British often began to please us, then the bells froze in Norway, then they rammed their warehouse with nuclear fuel. I wonder if the missile carrier approaches the coast again, will the fishermen discover it again? And if he stands for a week, will Ireland pluck up courage and finally secede?
  58. 0
    16 March 2014 21: 33
    As they say, it was not the reel......
  59. kelevra
    0
    16 March 2014 23: 08
    And someone else says that we have problems with seriousness!