Ukraine: Chronicles of Agony

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Tuesday, March 11 2014. Five days left before the referendum in the Crimea. The banal expression “tension grows” has long lost its meaning, since there is no place to “grow” stupidly. In the next few hours, BP will decide on the dissolution of the autonomy parliament and the holding of early elections on the peninsula. On the Crimean direction there is a concentration of military equipment. In the Odessa region fraudulently call for military service. They say that it is necessary to arrive at the draft board to clarify personal data. Upon arrival, young people are loaded onto buses and taken away.

In addition, the expected performance of Viktor Yanukovych in Rostov-on-Don. The racially correct media already “buried” him for the second time: “died” from a heart attack at the hospital, according to a “reliable” source from UNIAN. Just a manic desire to "bury" the problem that hinders them.

And last weekend, Yu-V of the country, as always, gave the country "coal". In Lugansk, a few rally of “euromaidan” literally dared and once again captured the regional council, in Donetsk tens of thousands of “Russian tourists” walked along the main street named after Artyom, chanting slogans very offensive to the provisional leadership of Ukraine: “Klitschko - point!”, “Yatsenyuk - shit! Rude, but you can't throw the words out of the song.

There is another crazy day to live. This is becoming commonplace. But I would like to dwell a bit on the topic of the 25 presidential election in May. Just to recall that the early election of the head of state should be, according to the provision of temporary leadership, a consolidating event. There will be a new legitimate president who will lead the country towards a prosperous European civilization. In fact, 25 may not be held in May. This is already possible to speak with full confidence. Let us cite the facts about which the racially correct media diligently hold back.

First, Vitali Klitschko tried to ride with a pre-election tour of the east of Ukraine. In Kharkov, they threw him with relatively fresh eggs and threw two firecrackers onto the walkway, and in Donetsk he had to leave the press conference through the back door. He never met his voters, many of whom wanted intimacy with Vitaly. As for the tour of the Crimea, Klitschko refused, oddly enough, from this exciting idea. I do not want, says provoke. And this is true, since it can really provoke an extremely negative reaction from Crimeans, who are no longer Ukrainian voters. The failed Klitschko electoral raid more than clearly demonstrates the inability of any of the possible candidates to consolidate the electorate. The southeast and the Crimea are already closed for the Ukrainian elections territories.

Secondly, and we have already written about this, the schedule for holding the presidential election has been broken. Open the CEC website and read:

• By March 5 stands for presidential candidates should be equipped in crowded places. You know, I'm even scared to imagine what will happen to such stands if they appear in crowded places in Kharkov, Luhansk, Donetsk, Dnepropetrovsk, Kerch and Nikolaev. What kind of popular support will be recorded there in brief and succinct terms;

• Until March 5, all media are required to provide prices per unit of print space and one minute of airtime for presidential candidates. It's March 11th and still no prices. And there are no candidates. But they still have time, as the nomination process, according to the schedule, may last until March 30th. So far, no one dares to lean out. Except, of course, Vitaly, since he is so stupid that he is confident in his future Gauleiter of Ukraine;

• Not a single political force has sent a notification to the CEC about the venue of the party congress where a presidential candidate is to be nominated. A very revealing fact. Let us recall that fifteen contenders took part in the 2010 elections, and all of them were registered in the first two weeks after the start of the campaign.

Thirdly, the Central Election Commission is still either guarded, or captured by unknown masked people, who appear to be either the “Right Sector”, the “self-defense”, or someone else. In addition, the Maidan put forward a condition for BP: the entire composition of the CEC should be replaced by representatives of the public grant organization OPORA. Therefore, we have to state: it is completely incomprehensible who, strictly speaking, will conduct an election campaign. And is it necessary to carry it out at all?

Fourthly, judging by the movement of the army units of Ukraine, it is planned to conduct a military operation in the Crimea. For the time being, the interim command of the Ministry of Defense calls it "planned exercises." However, if hostilities begin, in accordance with the law, it will be necessary to impose a state of emergency. And this means a transfer or cancellation of any election. However, no one pays special attention to such legal trivialities. However, elections in the context of civil war is a complete nonsense.

And, finally, the behavior of the grandmother of Ukrainian politics, who leaned back from the comfortable bunk, is very revealing. She, as we all remember, on the move, right in the wheelchair, which she needs as a hare a stop signal, tried to capture the revolting masses of Galicians. But, as everyone is well aware, she was sent in a very definite, I would even say strategic, direction. The second wave of activity of Tymoshenko was associated with certain negotiations with the EU leadership, which she conducted in the status of a seriously ill patient. That, however, did not prevent her from announcing the course of Ukraine to NATO and declare the denunciation of the Kharkiv agreements. Such peace-loving initiatives of Yulia Vladimirovna were welcomed by the interested parties, as a result of which she was again sent in the direction known to her. For several days in a row, Yulia Vladimirovna shed Vladimir Vladimirovich with a proposal either to talk or to contribute to her performance as part of a team of Ukrainian Paralympians in Sochi, but did not meet with understanding. As a result, she still came down with severe back pain in the clinic “Charite”, where her German friends work. But, oddly enough, the intoxicating air of freedom had an amazing effect on her spinal cord, which, by a strange coincidence, combined with her head. The Germans, bitch, did not find grounds for surgery in the area of ​​the ridge. Although for two years, Yevgenia Tymoshenko assured the agitated European public of the need for an urgent operation: “if mother does not operate, she dies,” “mother’s condition is very serious, and German doctors insist on an urgent operation,” “the bill went literally for days”, “ back pain becomes unbearable, mom dies. " However, the old woman was extremely tenacious. The Germans examined it with a radiometer and found that the level of radiation in the frontal lobes is in the normal range. Moreover, for a week, they promise to put her on her feet. All this medication nonsense needed Julia Vladimirovna in order to take a break. She suddenly realized that the traditional method of “heat in Moscow”, which she practiced with great success for decades, no longer works. Moreover, the temporary "Byutovskoe" leadership of the country, placed in key government positions, is simply unable to do anything. They are "professionals." Speaker-president Oleksandr Turchynov got used to saw election budgets in a comfortable silence, Arseniy Yatsenyuk Tymoshenko doesn’t consider a person as such, and so on. Therefore, the behavior of Yulia Vladimirovna testifies to the fact that she planned to substitute all the elections. This is her style.

Well, while the “number was being put together”, it was reported that Turchinov proposed to the Verkhovna Rada to create a punitive squad in the form of a “national guard”. This paramilitary formation, staffed by the most conscious representatives of the western regions of the country, must carry out punitive functions in the rebellious regions of Ukraine and in the Crimea. The decision to create such a unit indicates the complete inability of the army to carry out its tasks.
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  1. +35
    11 March 2014 17: 40
    I read news from Ukraine and it’s funny and sad ...
    1. +43
      11 March 2014 17: 48
      Sorry for the Ukrainians. This is how much you need to drink to experience the hangover that they have yet to.
      1. +13
        11 March 2014 18: 40
        Quote: Arhj
        Sorry for the Ukrainians. This is how much you need to drink to experience the hangover that they have yet to.


        It will break for a long time ... and the more they will load themselves with indecency the longer ... The Germans won still stirs up ...
        1. +3
          11 March 2014 20: 21
          And it stirs up so much that they messed up lawlessness with the wrong hands ...
          1. +2
            11 March 2014 21: 33
            Quote: Vasyan1971
            And it stirs up so much that they messed up lawlessness with the wrong hands ...

            Anglo-Saxes all the same. It is unlikely that the Germans.
          2. +4
            11 March 2014 21: 53
            "He never met his voters, many of whom wanted intimacy with Vitaly" Just a hit by the author :-)
            1. +5
              11 March 2014 22: 15
              Vitaly probably wanted intimacy to a lesser extent, because retired through the reverse ...
        2. infinite silence ...
          +7
          11 March 2014 22: 52
          Quote: Rus2012
          Germans are still troubled ...


          The hangover has already arrived ... The true state of affairs is in full view ...
          1. +2
            12 March 2014 04: 08
            But where did Yatsenyuk forget, or is he sitting under the table?
            1. infinite silence ...
              +1
              12 March 2014 16: 16
              Can’t stop looking ...)))
              1. +1
                12 March 2014 17: 56
                Quote: infinite silence ...
                Can’t stop looking ...)))

                Well, you flattered the Baroness :)))) with a figure
                1. infinite silence ...
                  0
                  12 March 2014 17: 58
                  Believe me ... even this will not help her))))))))))))
      2. +5
        11 March 2014 19: 25
        Sorry for the Ukrainians.
        Ukrainians feel sorry for the Nazis, and yet how does it feel about zombies?
        1. +2
          11 March 2014 19: 31
          Quote: Imperial
          and how does it relate to zombies?

          Lock in a room upholstered with felt and notes in a circle with Kiselyov! A week later they themselves will be asked to enter a taiga !!! laughing
        2. +4
          12 March 2014 01: 15
          In the fall of 1932, Germany also believed that the brown units of the SA were a herd of outcasts who would make noise, fight with the police and dissolve. However, in the spring of 1933, their leader became Chancellor (Fuhrer) and all indifferent, at first began to shout in unison: "Heil!" then, they went to drive "the wrong nations", then Europe washed in blood, then everyone in Germany was leveled with bombs to the ground in the cities of the "democratic" Anglo-Saxons ... Does it remind you of anything from the new ones in Ukraine?
      3. +1
        11 March 2014 21: 23
        But some US citizens do not feel sorry for anyone. come out of us! turn to ASH! we ask the Lord God about this!
      4. +1
        11 March 2014 21: 55
        And 23 years of kleptocracy and pro-fascist agitation for the money of non-profit organizations from the USA will fool anyone. You and I were just lucky that this is less voluminous in Russia. And it’s easier for our children to make their heads lighter. There is no secondary education from the USSR, brainwashed by cosmopolitanism and a consumer attitude to life.
        1. +1
          12 March 2014 10: 59
          Quote: smith7
          There is no secondary education from the USSR, the brainwashed cosmopolitanism and consumer attitude to life.

          Secondary education from the USSR in 91 helped to avoid the revolution ... fool

          you do not write nonsense ...

          Yes, and for young people do not need to speak, they have access to information, can draw their own conclusions, tea is not fools ...
    2. +20
      11 March 2014 17: 59
      Rather scary. What is happening shows not just the rotten, treacherous essence of the Ukrainian "elites", but also their complete lack of principle. By the way, please note that all our eggs are fosterlings of the Komsomol and the Party, even the Yarosh. This is how low-quality frame filter was in the USSR. Are there many former Komsomol members in Russia too?
      1. Sergh
        +13
        11 March 2014 18: 30
        Quote: Author Alexander Zubchenko
        The Germans, bitches ... did not find grounds for surgical intervention in the ridge

        Well done, I neighing with pleasure!
        1. +8
          11 March 2014 19: 59
          The respected author of the article has a wonderful syllable with a veiled sense of humor. Enjoyed reading! Thanks! The phrase about Tymoshenko’s participation in the Paralympic Games was especially pleased.
          1. brownie
            +6
            11 March 2014 20: 21
            The phrase about Tymoshenko’s participation in the Paralympic Games was especially pleased.
            Yes on .... she is needed there. The Olympians are doing very well. 3 gold, 3 silver and 5 bronze medals.
            1. +6
              11 March 2014 20: 33
              Quote: little house
              The phrase about Tymoshenko’s participation in the Paralympic Games was especially pleased.
              Yes on .... she is needed there. The Olympians are doing very well. 3 gold, 3 silver and 5 bronze medals.

              Sergey, for sure! At the Paralympic Games, real, strong people compete, I would even say the strongest in spirit people and this m.a.p.z.yu not to shame, not even to sit next to them!
          2. +1
            11 March 2014 22: 17
            Yes, if it were not for the window dressing in Germany, I would certainly have managed to take part.
      2. +1
        11 March 2014 19: 12
        There was no frame filter in the USSR. Whoever licked deeper than that, he got into the trade union committees - the district committees got out, well, relatives and acquaintances. Komsomol and the Communist Party of the Soviet Union - these were very corrupt structures. Mafia in one word. When the time came to saw the USSR sold it shamelessly, drank it, divided it into uluses. whatever you want and call it. Destruction begins with brains, but not with sorting ...
        1. +4
          11 March 2014 19: 59
          In my opinion "dear", you did not live in Soviet times!
          1. +3
            11 March 2014 21: 50
            Why are you silently minus? Or nothing to say? Your position is similar to the position of the liberals - everything that was bad in the USSR. And I can stand up for the USSR! I am not the son of wealthy and influential parents. I nominated myself as a candidate for deputy of the City Council and won in the first round against the deputy chairman of the City Executive Committee! I was the secretary of the Komsomol committee of a large plant and I never ... didn’t lick anyone! For which he was expelled from the Komsomol, but a few months later he was accepted into the party! If there was a desire and ability, everything could be achieved!
            1. +1
              12 March 2014 11: 06
              Quote: Homo
              Or nothing to say? Your position is similar to the position of the liberals - everything that was bad in the USSR. And I can stand up for the USSR!

              for one, wait for how Gorbachev came to power ...
              this is a very interesting story of a tractor driver who ran a state ...

              recall what later became of this state?
          2. -5
            11 March 2014 22: 19
            And I lived. And I'm ready to subscribe to the said "respected". And you minus.
        2. Aleksandr65
          +9
          11 March 2014 21: 07
          In the USSR, there was that very famous social elevator, unattainable more than ANYWHERE in the West, too. Who were the Stalin, Mikoyan, Brezhnev, Khrushchev, Tereshkov, etc.? Seminarians, workers, engineers, etc. From nobody steel - EVERYTHING. And this is a fact.
          1. 0
            12 March 2014 11: 09
            Quote: Aleksandr65
            And this is a fact.

            fact fact ...
            only this does not always have a good effect on the territorial integrity of the country ...
        3. +1
          11 March 2014 21: 10
          However, such a party was far from always. Here in the thirties, order and prosperity reigned in it.
        4. +1
          11 March 2014 21: 54
          That is, the country on w-bah and goats became a power that the whole world was afraid of? Yes, there were bastards. But where did you put the good, right, wise and strong-willed people? It somehow does not converge. And what body are you belittling now our country and its past? Where are you from?
        5. +4
          11 March 2014 22: 03
          You shouldn’t be so. It happened in different ways, but more often people knew how to work and they ate their bread for good reason. And the keyword WORKED here. Now it is out of fashion request
        6. +3
          11 March 2014 22: 22
          Quote: cumastra1
          There was no frame filter in the USSR. Whoever licked deeper than that, he got into the trade union committees - the district committees got out, well, relatives and acquaintances. Komsomol and the Communist Party of the Soviet Union - these were very corrupt structures. Mafia in one word. When the time came to saw the USSR sold it shamelessly, drank it, divided it into uluses. whatever you want and call it. Destruction begins with brains, but not with sorting ...

          Spit in your past - as in your soul. If you say that this is not your past and you are too young, then I will ask - what kind of H.E.R. Do you dare to touch something that does not belong to you? Another such comment like this and I will consider you a follower of Shenderovich and his ilk.
        7. +3
          12 March 2014 05: 00
          Quote: cumastra1
          . Who licked deeper than that, he got into the trade union committees - the district committees got out,

          Probably my Father came to the Baltic Plant in 1957 and became a member of the party committee and secretary of the party organization of the workshop in 1979 and you’ve been completely licked and you don’t need a homestos - and so lick the toilet
      3. -7
        11 March 2014 19: 12
        There was no frame filter in the USSR. Whoever licked deeper than that, he got into the trade union committees - the district committees got out, well, relatives and acquaintances. Komsomol and the Communist Party of the Soviet Union - these were very corrupt structures. Mafia in one word. When the time came to saw the USSR sold it shamelessly, drank it, divided it into uluses. whatever you want and call it. Destruction begins with brains, but not with sorting ...
      4. +2
        11 March 2014 21: 08
        This is as far as the low-quality personnel filter was in the USSR. Are there many former Komsomol members in Russia too?
        Are they like frames in the USSR?
      5. +2
        11 March 2014 21: 46
        I’m asking you not to touch our Soviet past with unwashed paws, excuse me for being rude. Remember the bloody commissars. You also tell about other criminals - they were pioneers and October activists .. As long as our memory of that bright and good time is alive, while there is our faith in human ideals, as long as there are remnants of the feelings that we experienced in that great country of ours, we can still influence our minds and history. As soon as this dies with us, our descendants will have a lot more difficulties.
        1. -5
          11 March 2014 22: 24
          What is this intonation? Wasn't there, perhaps, these bloody commissars? And these commissars "unwashed paws" climbed into people's lives. And then they shot them. But there is God. The commissars were also shot. And then those who shot the commissars ... It's a pity that you can't put 100 minuses. Very sorry.
          1. +3
            12 March 2014 00: 15
            You know a lot about that time. And how, let me know, did the country rise out of ruin? How did it come to life again if all were shot by bloody commissars? Or maybe they still put things in order with an iron will and an iron fist? Yes, the time was bloody. Everything. They shot at each other. Everyone can be labeled "bloody." But the state was being built. And it really was a people's revolution, because a new strong state arose in the place of the old one. Unlike all subsequent attempts to overthrow the system all over the world. You did not understand at all what I was talking about, you distracted attention from an important issue, and you are talking nonsense.
            1. -4
              12 March 2014 14: 31
              What, really uterus pricks?
            2. -1
              12 March 2014 14: 31
              What, really uterus pricks?
        2. +1
          12 March 2014 11: 21
          Quote: Manul
          as long as there are remnants of the feelings that we experienced in that great country of ours, we can still influence the minds and history

          you, as in a joke, combined space and time in one sentence ...

          no one denies that the USSR was a great country, no one is trying to offend your feelings for the country ....

          but, let's not confuse feelings for the motherland and feelings for the apparatus that gave rise to Gorbachev and Yeltsin ...
          let's not confuse these feelings and feelings for Khrushchev, who gave Crimea to Ukraine for his past sins ...
          By the way, how could a person with such a story become Secretary General?

          let's admit that after Stalin, the apparatus could not give birth to anything worthwhile ...
          1. 0
            13 March 2014 00: 33
            Quote: DanaF1
            you, as in a joke, combined space and time in one sentence ...

            no one denies that the USSR was a great country, no one is trying to offend your feelings for the country ....

            but, let's not confuse feelings for the motherland and feelings for the apparatus that gave rise to Gorbachev and Yeltsin ...
            let's not confuse these feelings and feelings for Khrushchev, who gave Crimea to Ukraine for his past sins ...
            By the way, how could a person with such a story become Secretary General?

            let's admit that after Stalin, the apparatus could not give birth to anything worthwhile ...

            You did not understand - what I am defending. I am defending those pioneers, Komsomol members and communists who created and accomplished. Thanks to whom the country was created, made and became strong and great. To humiliate your story - even by digging up the reliable facts of the ugliness of some characters - is the lot of traitors. Why don't you unearth something good that the people who flew first into space did? We have so many glorious milestones and great minds that need to be glorified .Why do you oppose all the time, and trample us all in the mud? What kind of sado-maso? There will always be evil creatures in power. But you have no right to accuse the country! Blame all the Komsomol members and communists, who kept everything good on their shoulders, what now serves us faithfully .. How does your language turn .. What were you in all party cells to see how it was? Did you give the country coal, grain, metal? Have you worked tirelessly to raise the country from ruins SEVERAL times? Do you have the right to talk about the "APPARATUS"? Cope with the present. And the idea, thanks to which the country became a force, from which itching all over the world do not dare to touch, HEAR - DON'T DARE TOUCH !!!
      6. 0
        11 March 2014 21: 59
        I myself too ... "There are many Komsomol members, they are terribly far from the people ... :)" (c) almost Herzen
      7. 0
        11 March 2014 22: 17
        Lot. Matvienko, for example.
    3. +32
      11 March 2014 18: 06
      Friends in the regiment of idiots arrived ... read laugh and cry crying laughing

      Ex-Minister of Defense of Ukraine urged to block the transit of Russian gas and blow up the railway from the Russian Federation

      Kiev, March 11 (Navigator, Mikhail Ryabov) - Ex-Minister of Defense of Ukraine Anatoly Gritsenko urged to block the transit of Russian gas in response to Russia's operation in the Crimea.

      “No mind to organize the defense and interaction of the security forces? No hardness to convince allied partners to act decisively? No spirit to give orders to the troops? Are you afraid to arm the militia?

      Then do at least something else, non-military, but effective, to stop Putin’s aggression - shut off the gas pipe, stop the oil pipelines, so that the Russian economy will start, and Putin’s own wallet to feel it ...

      In the end, block the border with Russia, mine or undermine the means of communication and make it impossible for technicians and gangsters to access our territory ... Take a few leaders who operate in the Crimea, deliver them in a bag to Kiev and arrange for them a universal public court, ”suggests Gritsenko .

      Lord, how such land wears !!!
      1. +13
        11 March 2014 18: 26
        Here's a bitch * .. it’s good that he still hasn’t remembered about the nuclear power plant ..
        1. Sergh
          +9
          11 March 2014 18: 43
          Quote: Sid.74
          Ex-Minister of Defense of Ukraine urged to block the transit of Russian gas and blow up the railway from the Russian Federation

          So it's good, let the whole world look at these downs, maybe in the west someone will be bitten by a roasted rooster, like who they contacted. The pipe goes straight west to Ueropu in transit, I think there will be little pleasure there, or rather none at all. And in a week this people will drive their people into Gritsenko’s pipe for permanent residence.
          1. +11
            11 March 2014 18: 49
            Quote: Sergh
            A pipe goes west to Ueropa in transit

            This is the 2-th Ukrainian ukraineandertal for 3 of the day who calls for sabotage on the gas pipeline! wassat
            1. +1
              11 March 2014 22: 06
              Quote: Sid.74
              This is the 2nd ukroneandertal in 3 days who calls for sabotage on the gas pipeline

              I would rename such necrokroneandertals! laughing
      2. wow
        +5
        11 March 2014 18: 55
        Also, I suppose, some former political officer!
        1. +4
          11 March 2014 19: 02
          Quote: yo-mine
          Also, I suppose, some former political officer!


          They asked who was the first, I answer!

          Kiev, March 08 (Navigator, Mikhail Ryabov) - Kiev millionaire Gennady Balashov, recently beaten during a trip to the Crimea, called on the Ukrainian authorities to blow up the pipeline through which Russian gas is pumped through Europe to Ukraine.

          “They lost the Crimea, Russian troops there, the rest is props, Putin has a plan for Lugansk, Donetsk, Kherson, Odessa, the strategy is the same, gopniki in green under the guise of locals, they are beating everyone. West reflects, introduces sanctions, slowly. Nobody will help us, and the only thing we can do is blow up the pipe to cause damage to Gazprom, stop pumping Russian gas through its territory. We must blow up the pipe at the Russian border, the rest is to be mined, and ask the UN to send troops. Only huge losses of money will stop Putin. Blowing up a gas pipe is the only thing that can be done. We will live without gas and Putin's troops. Europe will be combed, ”Balashov wrote on Facebook.
          1. +4
            11 March 2014 20: 31
            That is, the kid is aware of the GDP plans. The CIA, the State Department, etc., etc., are scratching their turnips in neponyatki, and this pepper is bruised half a head at a time! Powerful! Respect! Let him run for president. There is just no competition!
          2. +4
            11 March 2014 22: 10
            Quote: Sid.74
            Kiev, March 08 (Navigator, Mikhail Ryabov) - Kiev millionaire Gennady Balashov, recently beaten during a trip to the Crimea, called on the Ukrainian authorities to blow up the pipeline through which Russian gas is pumped through Europe to Ukraine.

            “They lost the Crimea, Russian troops there, the rest is props, Putin has a plan for Lugansk, Donetsk, Kherson, Odessa, the strategy is the same, gopniki in green under the guise of locals, they are beating everyone. West reflects, introduces sanctions, slowly. Nobody will help us, and the only thing we can do is blow up the pipe to cause damage to Gazprom, stop pumping Russian gas through its territory. We must blow up the pipe at the Russian border, the rest is to be mined, and ask the UN to send troops. Only huge losses of money will stop Putin. Blowing up a gas pipe is the only thing that can be done. We will live without gas and Putin's troops. Europe will be combed, ”Balashov wrote on Facebook.

            Why are you ??? This is a gift from the Lord !!! It is urgent to send troops to protect the gas pipeline so as to prevent extremists from freezing and starving our beloved Europe !!!!
            1. +1
              11 March 2014 22: 24
              Quote: Manul
              Why are you ??? This is a gift from the Lord !!! It is urgent to send troops to protect the gas pipeline so as to prevent extremists from freezing and starving our beloved Europe !!!!

              hi The other day, the EU froze permission to build the South Stream, saying that the winter is over and they don’t need much gas, although the first stage will be ready only for 2015 and the rest for 2018!
              Everything is not clear, but I would suggest reading Merkel such information! I think the losses from Gazprom and the EU in this regard will be enormous!
              But only troops can enter and defend their defenseless economy! That's it!
              1. 0
                12 March 2014 00: 39
                Quote: Sid.74
                But only troops can enter and defend their revalued economy.

                Please explain the relationship between the NATO economy and the gas pipeline on the outskirts? what
                1. 0
                  12 March 2014 11: 35
                  Quote: Manul
                  Please explain the relationship between the NATO economy and the gas pipeline on the outskirts?

                  like this? belay
                  so this Greece, Italy, Hungary, etc. - they are in the same ...
                  and their economy will suffer directly ...
                  1. 0
                    12 March 2014 17: 31
                    Quote: DanaF1
                    so this Greece, Italy, Hungary, etc. - they are in the same ...
                    but I think it’s NATO in them ....
                    1. 0
                      12 March 2014 18: 59
                      Quote: saxa2103
                      but I think it’s NATO in them ....

                      not without it...
                      but America cannot completely ignore the interests of its allies ...
              2. +1
                12 March 2014 11: 34
                Quote: Sid.74
                The other day, the EU froze permission to build the South Stream, saying that the winter is over and they don’t need much gas, although the first stage will be ready only for 2015 and the rest for 2018!

                Usya garbage is that this person who decided to freeze no right to do so ...
                we are building UPs not with the EU, but with specific countries ...
        2. 0
          11 March 2014 22: 28
          Apparently yes, the personnel will not invent this.
        3. +1
          11 March 2014 22: 57
          the political officers were also different, but this is a NATO Bendera’s man, as if we don’t ask for that :)))
      3. doom
        +2
        11 March 2014 18: 58
        ha ha ha here is stupidity)
      4. +7
        11 March 2014 19: 00
        Visit any psychiatric hospital, not yet hear this. Spring Fever...
      5. +5
        11 March 2014 19: 11
        All these hysterics of the gangster Maidan government and their Western patrons fall under the definition in the Holy Scriptures - "If GOD wants to punish someone, HE takes away his mind first of all ..."
      6. +5
        11 March 2014 19: 21
        Quote: Sid.74
        Friends in the regiment of idiots arrived ... we read laugh and cry crying laughing

        Ex-Minister of Defense of Ukraine urged to block the transit of Russian gas and blow up the railway from the Russian Federation


        Alas, this is not insanity! (But it would be better if you were right) All this and a similar consequence of the Ukrainian’s overpriced self-esteem and significance, his illiteracy, myopia, and sometimes ordinary stinginess and stupidity.

        After all, more than 20 years of independence and recent events suggests that it was not given to Ukrainians to build a state together. And fate says - to run errands with overseas owners, to serve ... or return to Russia.
      7. +3
        11 March 2014 19: 53
        the impression is that they are all boxers with tightly broken brains
      8. brownie
        +15
        11 March 2014 20: 24
        Ex-Minister of Defense of Ukraine Anatoly Gritsenko called for blocking the transit of Russian gas in response to Russia's operation in Crimea.
        I will be brief
        1. +2
          11 March 2014 21: 01
          Gritsenko is a criminal. Only such a d ... could shout from the stage of the Maidan "Until zbroyya!"
      9. +5
        11 March 2014 20: 34
        apparently further this banderyzhz will offer the type of spite of Russia-a torn some sort of 15 reactors .... Bl ... what kind of u.rodov Ukrainian land bears ...
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      11. +1
        11 March 2014 21: 11
        Don’t worry. Soon they’ll settle slightly ... Two meters into the ground.
        1. 0
          11 March 2014 22: 41
          . Soon they will settle slightly ... Two meters into the ground.

          These need to be deeper. Very smelly.
      12. 0
        11 March 2014 22: 54
        Their land and rejects in no way smeared wait and become impudent. NATO minions and fascists etozh need to be so to his and fraternal people. What tomorrow? Does life go on adequacy only when they get it in the face? :))
      13. AVIATOR36662
        0
        12 March 2014 00: 45
        Let him speak. He has been talking a lot for himself. As they say, there will soon be a "people's session". He will receive his own.
      14. 0
        12 March 2014 11: 26
        let them block laughing

        then the introduction of a limited UN peacekeeping contingent will be provided to them, so Europe will try bully
      15. +2
        12 March 2014 15: 55
        By God, Ukrainian psychiatric hospitals have announced open doors!
      16. +1
        12 March 2014 18: 28
        Quote: Sid.74
        Friends in the regiment of idiots arrived ... read laugh and cry

        It looks like a panic :))) with a tantrum :)))
        Quote: Sid.74
        deliver them in a bag to Kiev and arrange for them a universal public court
    4. +1
      11 March 2014 18: 09
      Quote: Igor39
      I read news from Ukraine and it’s funny and sad ...

      Not that word, especially when reading such news:Kiev is preparing to storm Perekop
      Experts believe that the war for the Crimea may begin before Sunday
      America for the first time in the entire Ukrainian crisis stated that it does not exclude the use of the US Army in resolving the most acute political crisis in Ukraine. As the head of the Joint Chiefs of Staff of the United States General Martin Dempsey announced, the US army is ready to support the allies in Europe and provide support to Kiev in case of aggravation of the situation. Read fully here
      1. +12
        11 March 2014 18: 17
        In the meantime, at least one human rights organization announced that for garbage going on in Ukraine! Thank you gentlemen, good!

        World without Nazism movement warns of threat posed by Ukrainian neo-Nazis

        MOSCOW, March 11. / ITAR-TASS /. The international human rights movement "World without Nazism", led by Boris Shpigel, issued a statement warning of the threat to national minorities posed by Ukrainian neo-Nazis.

        "The delay in the reaction of the international community will lead in the near future to a repetition of" Kristallnacht "for" non-Ukrainians ", representatives of other national minorities," says the document, the text of which is available to ITAR-TASS.

        Human rights activists call on world leaders "to take concrete measures to protect human rights and prevent pogroms and genocide in Ukraine."

        The movement calls "deception" the position of some Jewish leaders who "speak of the prosperous state of their communities, while synagogues are burning in Ukrainian cities and Jews are in danger."

        "World without Nazism" fears that Nazism may soon become the official policy of the Ukrainian authorities. Human rights activists are wondering who now "dares to condemn the residents of Crimea, who want to escape from the clutches of neo-Nazis and establish the rule of the people on the peninsula." "Only those who want to see Europe under the rule of fascists and radical nationalists," the authors of the statement are convinced.
        1. doom
          +4
          11 March 2014 19: 00
          so a drop by drop can and drips the sea of ​​truth
        2. Aleksandr65
          0
          11 March 2014 21: 19
          Of course, everything is said correctly! But: -who wants to hear them?
      2. +2
        11 March 2014 18: 23
        Quote: Tersky
        As the head of the Joint Chiefs of Staff of the United States, General Martin Dempsey, announced, the US Army is ready to support the allies in Europe and support Kiev


        “There is nothing threatening in the statement of Martin Dempsey, just the general, as a military man, did not rule out any options,” said the director of the Institute of CIS Countries Konstantin Zatulin. - Another thing is that people, frightened by the US position, saw in the words of Dempsey the threat of American military intervention.
        1. Sergh
          +2
          11 March 2014 18: 53
          Quote: Sid.74
          - Nothing threatening in Martin Dempsey's statement

          Dempsey poked his beloved privately. Type:
          - Well, it’s quiet there, otherwise I’ll lie down tomorrow and tear everyone, nigodniki ...
          The usual Amer chatter. They decided to express their thoughts out loud.
        2. +2
          11 March 2014 19: 56
          Well, yes, I remember that the USA in 2008 (August and September) on ships drove humanitarian aid to Georgia (mineral water and toilet paper). They even showed it on their TV channels.
        3. +1
          11 March 2014 22: 38
          Quote: Sid.74
          “There is nothing threatening in the statement of Martin Dempsey, just the general, as a military man, did not rule out any options,” said the director of the Institute of CIS Countries Konstantin Zatulin. - Another thing is that people, frightened by the US position, saw in the words of Dempsey the threat of American military intervention.

          Putin also needs to voice the option of inseminating the US with "Topols" and "Ash" So, nothing threatening, only as an option.
      3. +1
        11 March 2014 20: 34
        Yeah. A used tent and a bag of chips expired ...
    5. +1
      11 March 2014 18: 56
      Vyacheslav Boguslaev in the PRESIDENT. A real manager and a wonderful manager. hi
      1. +3
        11 March 2014 19: 17
        Here are the friends of the video, who are fluent in Ukrainian moba, translate, I understand far from everything, but the campaign does not have any means or desire of the Ukrainian military to not fight!
        1. 0
          11 March 2014 22: 50
          Here are the friends of the video, who are fluent in Ukrainian moba, translate, I understand far from everything, but the campaign does not have any means or desire of the Ukrainian military to not fight!

          In short, then: "There is no army, there is only a spirit, and even that with a smell. In short, give me money."
        2. tnship2
          +1
          12 March 2014 16: 03
          In short, he asks from the rich of Ukraine- GIVE US PENALS. You will run away with the money and I’m the Commander-in-Chief without it.
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    7. Stalker
      +6
      11 March 2014 19: 48
      For several days in a row, Yulia Vladimirovna gave Vladimir Vladimirovich a proposal either to talk, or to contribute to her performance as a member of the Ukrainian Paralympic team in Sochi

      Respect to the author !!! Ugoral with a laugh !!!! laughing laughing laughing
      1. DMB-78
        +4
        11 March 2014 20: 48
        Quote: Stalker
        For several days in a row, Yulia Vladimirovna gave Vladimir Vladimirovich a proposal either to talk, or to contribute to her performance as a member of the Ukrainian Paralympic team in Sochi

    8. +2
      11 March 2014 20: 19
      So the sonderkommand form. How European it is!
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    10. Stalker
      +6
      11 March 2014 20: 39
      I read news from Ukraine and it’s funny and sad ...


      On this topic ...

      The Russians gathered with the Ukrainians to fight for the Crimea, it all ended with the fact that Alaska was taken away from America together.
      1. +10
        11 March 2014 21: 55
        If we discard all the pathos of Western statements, they include:




        laughing laughing
        1. AVIATOR36662
          +1
          12 March 2014 00: 51
          Super, laughed to tears!
    11. +3
      11 March 2014 22: 00
      Quote: Igor39
      I read news from Ukraine and it’s funny and sad ...

      No, it’s not even funny anymore, just sad, but ... you won’t run away from fate.
      I do not see Ukraine as an integral state in the foreseeable future - there cannot exist a country where two half of the population have diametrically opposed, irreconcilable positions and interests, and besides, they simply do not like (to put it mildly) each other at the household level.
    12. +1
      12 March 2014 11: 04
      Quote: Igor39
      I read news from Ukraine and it’s funny and sad ...

      And how they are humiliated in comments not even from Russia, there is sheer laughter on Western sites. How would you not have to cry. Poor Ukraine!
    13. 0
      12 March 2014 11: 55
      Nifiga is not funny.
      (music. L. Quint, lyrics by J. Entin)

      We all taught at school, and remember by heart
      Those old lessons about Kievan Rus
      And the Orthodox know whom you don’t ask
      What was the baptism of Rus at Khreshchatyk.

      Gay Slavs! Gay Slavs!
      and Kievans
      Do we share the homeland with you
      Can you aim a gun
      On your wife hohlushka?
      I'd rather love her ...

      Tell me honestly, why are you oblique
      From fat and vodka, il vodka with sausage
      We drink with you together, all three hundred years already
      And your cherry dumpling is to my liking

      Gay Slavs! Gay Slavs!
      and Kievans
      Do we share the homeland with you
      Can you aim a gun
      On your wife hohlushka?
      I'd rather love her ...

      You and I always smashed Basurman together
      And we were led on this matter by the general chieftain
      Then the atamans and I were slightly unlucky
      But we are brainy to our enemies in spite

      Gay Slavs! Gay Slavs!
      and Kievans
      Do we share the homeland with you
      Can you aim a gun
      On your wife hohlushka?
      I'd rather love her ...
      With all my heart!
    14. 0
      12 March 2014 15: 36
      The owner of UNIAN Igor Kolomoisky, do not be sad, let alone laugh
  2. +15
    11 March 2014 17: 41
    In my opinion, the agony of the putschists is already close .. (I feel straight ..) If they decide to provoke (like in Tskhinvali) they don’t live ..!
    1. +8
      11 March 2014 17: 42
      We do not need 2 of Ukraine, because in the West immediately appear the US base
      1. +5
        11 March 2014 17: 53
        Yeah, here they have already prepared the genetic validity of the introduction of a direct Obama administration ...

        Biologists from Germany, the UK and Ukraine found that in Europe over the past 5 thousand years, the light pigmentation of the skin, hair and eyes has been the subject of a strong evolutionary selection. The work was published in the journal Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, a brief summary of it can be found on the website of Johannes Gutenberg University in Mainz.

        The findings of scientists are based on an analysis of the genetic characteristics of the ancient and modern population of Eastern Europe. In the study, DNA was isolated from the remains of 150 people found in the sites of the Bronze Age in the area northwest of the Black Sea. According to scientists, the population of this region (including Bulgaria, Romania, Ukraine and part of Russia) has preserved the genetic continuity of generations from Neolithic times. Scientists compared ancient DNA with samples of the modern population of Ukraine and based on this comparison, a population-based model for changing the frequency of the genes responsible for pigmentation was built.

        It turned out that the ancient population of Eastern Europe compared to the modern one had significantly darker skin, hair and eyes. Modern Europeans have become significantly lighter due to strong positive selection. The change in the frequency of the key genes responsible for pigmentation (only three of them, HERC2, SLC45A2, and TYR were analyzed in the work), suggests that the owners of the "bright" alleles received a significant advantage in reproduction.

        The authors believe that such a strong selection cannot be explained only by the practical advantage of light pigmentation - a high level of vitamin D production under the influence of ultraviolet radiation. Scientists consider sexual selection to be a more important factor in enlightening Europeans.

        Wow bent ...
        It turns out that Obama and others like them a native Ukrainian? ..
        1. +5
          11 March 2014 18: 37
          Biologists from Germany, the UK and Ukraine have found that in Europe over the past 5 of thousands of years, light pigmentation of the skin, hair and eyes has been the subject of a strong evolutionary selection. The work was published in the journal Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, a brief about it can be read on the university website
          Johannes Gutenberg in Mainz.

          The findings of scientists are based on an analysis of the genetic characteristics of the ancient and modern population of Eastern Europe. In the study, DNA was isolated from the remains of 150 people found in the sites of the Bronze Age in the area northwest of the Black Sea. According to scientists, the population of this region (including Bulgaria, Romania, Ukraine and part of Russia) has preserved the genetic continuity of generations from Neolithic times. Scientists compared ancient DNA with samples of the modern population of Ukraine and based on this comparison built a population model for changing the frequency of the genes responsible for pigmentation.

          In fact, there is a more serious science - DNA genealogy. Here is what Academician Klesov writes: “Ancestral haplogroup”, or “haplogroup of the genus”. It is determined by labels, or a picture of mutations in the male sex chromosome. Women also have them, but in a different coordinate system. So, the Eastern Slavs are the genus Rla. They are among the residents of Russia, Ukraine, Belarus - from 45 to 70%. And in ancient Russian and Ukrainian cities, towns, villages - up to 80%.
          Conclusion - the term "Slavs" depends on the context. In linguistics, “Slavs” is one thing, in ethnography - another, in DNA genealogy - the third. Haplogroup, genus was formed when there were no nations, no churches, or modern languages. In this regard, belonging to the genus, to the haplogroup, is primary.
          Since membership in a haplogroup is determined by very specific mutations in certain nucleotides of the Y chromosome, it can be said that each of us carries a certain label in the DNA. And this label in the male offspring is indestructible, it can only be destroyed together with the offspring
        2. DMB-78
          +1
          11 March 2014 19: 05
          Quote: gfs84
          It turns out that Obama and others like them a native Ukrainian? ..
          1. +1
            11 March 2014 20: 40
            Otherwise, Cho so eagerly ass tears for them?
          2. tnship2
            0
            12 March 2014 16: 16
            Quote: DMB-78
            It turns out that Obama and others like them a native Ukrainian? ..

            Hands off Obama. Time will put everything in its place. He did more to unite the Slavs than all the other presidents of the United States. He helped bring Crimea back. He showed who is eager for power in Ukraine. He helped the people of Russia rally around their leader.
        3. +2
          11 March 2014 20: 47
          well, the ancient "banderlogos erectos", they are Bandera straight-nah-walking in the Paleolithic, began the development of the African "virgin land" ... so cotton Barak is a Central Ukrainian Bander-boy with a "slightly" transformed forelock (History of Ukraine, vol. tenth)))))))
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      3. +2
        11 March 2014 17: 57
        Yeah! Due to these bases all Volhynia and Galicia will be fed?
      4. +17
        11 March 2014 18: 00
        I bet you. We need the western one, like the fifth leg, then drive them around the Carpathians, pick out from the caches. And then feed and poi .... Nafig stop
        1. 0
          11 March 2014 20: 43
          Wait until hacked in these caches, grow stronger and climb on us? It was recently this. Haha.
      5. +6
        11 March 2014 18: 10
        Quote: Interface
        We do not need 2 of Ukraine, because in the West immediately appear the US base

        I absolutely agree with you. Crimea, Donetsk, Kharkov, Voroshilovgrad (i.e. Lugansk) Dnepropetrovsk should be joined to Russia, and the rest should be indivisible Ukraine, where you need to clean up and clean out the brown scum!
      6. +2
        11 March 2014 18: 31
        Quote: Interface
        because in the West there will immediately be US bases

        then americos just fox good
        1. +29
          11 March 2014 18: 50
          Quote: Sid.74
          then americos just fox
          Zhenya hi fresh map of the Republic of Crimea!
          1. +3
            11 March 2014 18: 56
            Quote: bomg.77
            Zhenya hi fresh map of the Republic of Crimea!


            Thanks Alexey !!! I now have the whole table in coffee !!! laughing
            1. +3
              11 March 2014 19: 09
              Quote: Sid.74
              Thanks Alexey !!! I now have the whole table in coffee !!!
              It's a pity the inscriptions are small
              Scandinavia-Northern Crimea
              France-Crimea on the Seine)
              Belarus is the land of the Old Man!
              England is signed there, Radiation Island (dangerous!)
              Germany Crimea on the Rhine laughing
              1. +1
                11 March 2014 19: 59
                Quote: bomg.77
                Scandinavia-Northern Crimea
                France-Crimea on the Seine)
                Belarus is the land of the Old Man!
                England is signed there, Radiation Island (dangerous!)
                Germany Crimea on the Rhine laughing

                Yeah, Iceland is the territory of the EU, only in kind Iceland sends it to the EU.
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          2. Sergh
            +4
            11 March 2014 19: 04
            Quote: bomg.77
            fresh map of the Republic of Crimea

            I’m not even Zhenya, but +100500 to you !!! Cheered up, thanks!
            The Crimea on the Rhine and the boot are especially impressive.
            1. +3
              11 March 2014 19: 18
              Quote: Sergh
              The Crimea on the Rhine and the boot are especially impressive.
              I like this alignment, the European Union in Iceland))
          3. +3
            11 March 2014 19: 16
            Not an order. Why are the Bosphorus and Dardanelles not green?
            1. +3
              11 March 2014 19: 32
              Quote: Billy Bones
              Not an order. Why are the Bosphorus and Dardanelles not green?
              Do you think the Republic of Crimea will not pass through them?))
              1. +4
                11 March 2014 19: 53
                You shouldn't leave everything to your uncle. As the saying goes, "Hope for Crimea, keep Russian ships in the Bosporus." wink
          4. +3
            11 March 2014 23: 02
            soldier We will restore Crimea to the very Netherlands !!!! soldier Long live the Eurasian Union! Hooray! For Crimea 2015 !!!
          5. AVIATOR36662
            +2
            12 March 2014 00: 55
            After viewing such maps, Europeans will give annual profits to their pharmacies in just 2-3 days. Presenters and heart drops may not even be enough. Our humor can be mistaken for an action plan.
      7. 0
        11 March 2014 21: 19
        If Ukraine is not divided, then under the current "power" the NATO base will be even closer to us.
      8. +2
        11 March 2014 22: 25
        The most unpleasant thing may be if these bases appear in southeastern Ukraine, somewhere on the border with the Rostov Region, these banderlogs agree on everything, if only Russia could be hurt and this should not be allowed!
    2. +5
      11 March 2014 17: 49
      The most logical and sensible decision would be for this whole gop company, headed by Turchinov, to ask for refuge in England or the USA, the dough was taken out a whole plane for life is enough. So they say, and so excuse nichrome, we did not succeed ...
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      2. +5
        11 March 2014 17: 58
        And who needs them there, as they squandered other people's grandmothers and did not complete the work? laughing
        1. +4
          11 March 2014 18: 18
          Well, their situation is stalemate. Any movement will only worsen the situation.
      3. +4
        11 March 2014 18: 02
        Yarosh after the declaration of a terrorist war in Russia should not live to see this point.
        1. upasika1918
          +7
          11 March 2014 18: 14
          Yarosh is already a corpse. Soon he will be informed about this.
        2. +1
          11 March 2014 20: 48
          In in! Vrazhina famous, seasoned. He tried the blood and plans even more. Not hiding it. Cho wasted time to pull? A box of chocolates with dynamite to him, like his idol!
      4. +9
        11 March 2014 18: 58
        Quote: pilot_66
        The most logical and sensible decision would be for this whole gop company led by Turchinov
        That's the right thing. He also said that if necessary, Yanukovych will move to Kiev in tanks!
      5. +1
        11 March 2014 18: 59
        Quote: pilot_66
        dough took out a whole plane for life is enough.

        But what, is it true that the supply of gold and precious stones of Ukraine, by the will of the new government, has been removed from the territory of Ukraine?
      6. +2
        11 March 2014 19: 09
        Well, first you need to take this loot in the IMF and the EU laughing
  3. dmitrij.blyuz
    +8
    11 March 2014 17: 45
    should carry out punitive functions in the rebellious regions of Ukraine === SS on the rise? Crimeans will bury them alive and pour salt from the top.
    1. +4
      11 March 2014 18: 01
      In Crimea, it’s just that the road is closed to them, but there is also Little Russia ...
  4. +13
    11 March 2014 17: 47
    Well, while the number was "making up", information came that Turchinov proposed that the Verkhovna Rada create a punitive detachment in the form of a "national guard".

    I will not be surprised at the appearance of the Galichin division. All in black leather raincoats and always with a bang and a mustache, so that no one would doubt their addictions.
    1. +1
      11 March 2014 19: 23
      Quote: JIaIIoTb
      necessarily with bangs and mustaches,


      anyway, under the masks will not be visible
  5. +6
    11 March 2014 17: 47
    Turchinov proposed Verkhovna Rada to create a punitive detachment
    Nachtigal-2 ??? Finally moved off the coils
    1. +5
      11 March 2014 19: 11
      Crimea will answer SMERSH! smile
      1. +2
        11 March 2014 21: 11
        Where are they recording? There are volunteers!
  6. +13
    11 March 2014 17: 50
    Julia at the Paralympics ?! Hmm ... That would be cool! But she’s a simulator. For reliability, it would be necessary for her legs to be broken in her homeland. This, however, seems to be the case.
    1. +5
      11 March 2014 17: 54
      Well, invalidka))) you run with her a hundred-meter distillation ;-)
      1. +9
        11 March 2014 19: 02
        - Why not Viktor Yanukovych to speak at the Paralympics in Sochi?
        - as whom?
        - for example, as president with disabilities
    2. 0
      11 March 2014 22: 07
      So she’s disabled on her head.
      But this is not at the Olympics, in the asylum.
  7. +9
    11 March 2014 17: 50
    He never met his voters, many of whom wanted intimacy with Vitaly.
    All the same, the pedal could arouse homosexual interest in his person. laughing Why did you run away? Why, then, was filming a photo session? If not a fagot, then what again, deceiving the voter? Fu nasty also builds virginity from himself. laughing
    1. +3
      11 March 2014 20: 44
      You try to find a program on YouTube - Pozdner's meeting with Klitschko! (I don’t know how to embed a video here). This song is not sung at all! Pozdner asks a question. Klitschko something starts to move there, what he eats. He does not understand the question. Pozdner is trying to help him with additional questions (it seems like it’s not worthwhile to expose a politician as a lowing dibiloid from the screen), but for Klitschko this help is generally horror-horror, he still could not handle the main option. The bottom line is a pretty funny sight!
  8. +6
    11 March 2014 17: 51
    I had a bad feeling of general divorce ... excuse me, perhaps cynically and cruelly - but what if the cunning Yanuk simply pretended to be a lamb, specially burning the unarmed Golden Eagle, so that all this Bandera bastard would pop out? What would then return to the country, as the liberator of Europe from the brown plague, and the accuser of the states in vile duplicity? And this whole story is simply a division of the territory and an attempt by geyrops to distract their peoples from the rapidly approaching cute polar furry animal? Something must be behind this conflict, which is already approaching the Caribbean crisis.
    1. +4
      11 March 2014 19: 15
      Many people have this idea, just do not voice it. laughing
    2. +2
      11 March 2014 19: 17
      Quote: Dikson
      what if the cunning Yanuk just pretended

      I think that you are wrong. I think that everything is somewhere like this:
      CTEPX RU February 24, 2014 09:05 | Euromaidan as a cover for a geopolitical battle
      Explanatory article! There is only one weak point - the assumption that Yanukovych is playing a delicate game. Unfortunately, Janek himself is more like a frog, pulled by electric impulses from the walls of a labyrinth cell, and preoccupied only with a thirst for survival.
      And, it seems to me that the interest of the Anglo-Saxons in the most critical development of events is underestimated. Let's just say the amount of their interest)).
      It is difficult to imagine what exactly Putin can present as an asymmetric answer. Scotland? Union of Russia and Germany? All-consuming Julia?
      If the resilience of the peoples of Ukraine against gangster scum does not take place, all this may not be enough and the third world may have a start date. Despite all the efforts of the Putin team.
    3. +1
      11 March 2014 22: 06
      Perhaps this is what was intended. Or maybe Yanukovych is just a pawn in the wise combination of Vladimir Vladimirovich?
  9. +24
    11 March 2014 17: 51
    Across the country, Ukrainian parents are beginning to rescue their sons-soldiers.
    Parents, under various pretexts, take their children from the army, from ships, from military units, in order to save their lives. Because they understand where their children are being driven by the US 4 Reich in Kiev.

    1. upasika1918
      +3
      11 March 2014 18: 21
      Well done Man saved his son.
  10. +8
    11 March 2014 17: 51
    Generally so ...

    Well, figs with her !!! There she is dear. am
  11. +5
    11 March 2014 17: 52
    Klitschko in point! Yatsenyuk Gavnyuk! more precisely and you will not tell! Yes, yes, form so that later they don’t catch them all over the country, slap everyone at once, tough of course, well, but they don’t understand otherwise!
    1. +4
      11 March 2014 19: 35
      Quote: Siberian19
      Klitschko in point! Yatsenyuk Gavnyuk!

      Tyagnibok g @ vna piece)))
  12. +10
    11 March 2014 17: 52
    Here is what one Odessa mini oligarch writes

    Offices of the “lookers” behind Odessa remained unharmed
    The revolution took place, the hated Donetsk regime was defeated, those “watching” behind the Odessa region fled wherever, but their offices in Odessa, where the officials placed by them brought the money stolen from the budget and received in the form of bribes, remained unharmed and were not even closed.

    The office of the “looker” from Yura “Enakievsky” Ivanushchenko Ivan Ivanovich Avramov on Seminarskaya Street works and even receives visitors, the office of the “looker” from Artem Pshonka on Pushkinskaya Street 2 also works.

    The officials who are “looking” at the bread positions are also in their places and successfully agree with the new authorities on the percentage ratio of the share brought up.

    And for the sake of this, “Heavenly Hundred” ascended into heaven? ..
    1. +9
      11 March 2014 18: 08
      Quote: loginovich
      And for the sake of this, “Heavenly Hundred” ascended into heaven? ..

      to heaven?
  13. +3
    11 March 2014 17: 53
    The decision to create such a unit testifies to the complete inability of the army to carry out its tasks.

    And who is there who can fulfill at least some duties. There is no power, there are no police, there are no troops, Sashko deBilyi drives prosecutors as he pleases. I don’t know if they still have the courts, or the maydaun, which has two verdicts, decides everything. "or" get ". And do not forget about the West, right now it will give money, declare war on Russia and return Crimea to Ukraine along with the Himalayas.
  14. +2
    11 March 2014 17: 54
    The failed electoral raid by Klitschko more than clearly demonstrates the inability of any of the possible candidates to consolidate the electorate.


    For a failed state, this is more than serious — the PRESIDENT must express the will of the entire multinational people of UKRAINE ... it seems like banning the RUSSIAN LANGUAGE and RUSSIAN CULTURE in UKRAINE and throwing the Russian people overboard the political life of UKRAINE, the Lviv Natsiks ran into an anti-tank mine ... in one word. d.io.t.y.
  15. Oksana
    +10
    11 March 2014 17: 54
    Here, the majority of those who support the people of Ukraine, there is simply a difference between the people of Ukraine and the policy of the current "Government of Ukraine" -Punitive detachment is proposed to create -MARAZUM !!! (type "SS") angry And the majority of people in this forum are not indifferent to the fate of the Ukrainian people (Ukrainians, Russians, Tatars and others) living at the moment in Ukraine, and their debate is on the topic of how to stop politicians who are trying to bring enmity between not only Russia and Ukraine, but also between nations. And the policy of the "government of Ukraine" at the moment is aimed not at uniting the peoples who are stitching in Ukraine, but at division. As evidenced by the facts, there are quite a few of them on the forum!
    Yours!
  16. +4
    11 March 2014 17: 57
    they have a good corpse, a stupid boxer is going to, a hysterical simulator, a rabbit from a cylinder, and a puffed donkey, oh, and Natsik karabas drumas is resting hissing, the main thing is that they will not die from a hoof.
    1. +2
      11 March 2014 18: 00
  17. +5
    11 March 2014 17: 59
    "Klitschko - in point!",

    Well, he's European. for him it should be the norm request
  18. +3
    11 March 2014 17: 59
    About sad and not understanding what is happening, I don’t even want to write, I feel sorry for ordinary people. Because of the banderlog, it will lose both the country and peace. Horror and abomination. am
    1. +2
      11 March 2014 19: 28
      You can laugh, flaunt and reason as much as you like. And inside it is somehow alarming. It is difficult to predict what may come to mind as a maidan. More truly, what yusovtsy will tell them to do? Talk about the combat effectiveness of the Armed Forces of Ukraine? Yes, damn it, they are generally their own. WHO WANTS TO SHOOT UKRAINIANS? I hope no one! (Not to be confused with Natsik). And in the case of an armed collision in the Crimea will have to! (God forbid). And what's next in this theater of the absurd?
      Yes, the people of Ukraine are now brainwashed, BUT, we must understand that we are also washed. I’ll go clean my weapon ...
  19. +11
    11 March 2014 18: 00
    Naryl on the Internet:

    "Original taken from fler_du_male at Oleg Volodin - Deja vu
    So, it was the 2008 year.

    We recall at least part of the headlines and news

    Saakashvili: the West will help restore the integrity of Georgia
    The EU has refused sanctions against Russia
    Georgia threatens Russia with exclusion from PACE
    US State Department doubts unilateral sanctions against Russia
    US has prepared a nuclear response to Russia
    PACE did not deprive Russia of voting rights
    The head of the Pentagon threatened Russia with a US military response in Georgia and called the victory of the Russian Federation "Pyrrhic"
    ATO strengthens its presence in the Black Sea
    EU-Russia: instead of sanctions, a signal of cooperation
    Pentagon Head: US-Russian Relations May Be Spoiled For Long
    Britain demands to suspend Russia-EU negotiations
    Pentagon: US would start war with Russia if Georgia were in NATO
    US talks about expelling Russia from the GXNUMX
    The EU must show unity and firmness on the issue of cruel punishment of Russia
    US businessmen fear sanctions against Russia
    Kremlin loses sense of reality
    USA and Russia. Nuclear conflict no one is ready for
    Russia's actions were approved only by separatists and terrorists
    US military bases may appear in Georgia in response to Russian adventure
    US Will Not Drop Georgia's Young Democracy - George W. Bush
    Tough diplomatic and economic sanctions will be applied to Russia
    Russia faces isolation
    Russian human rights activists call for sanctions against Russia for aggression
    GXNUMX will crush Russia
    After the attack on Georgia, Putin’s regime does not hold out for more than two years
    NATO condemned Russia, but will not isolate it
    London against the exclusion of Russia from G8
    Russia has no place in G8 and WTO


    And what is it like? "

    And really ?? request Yes

    http://los-oxuenos.livejournal.com/
  20. +4
    11 March 2014 18: 02
    German doctors could not identify Tymoshenko’s disease, maybe they were looking there. There is a term in psychiatry, the Munchausen syndrome. This is when the patient is extremely dramatic in his head with a fictitious disease.
  21. +1
    11 March 2014 18: 03
    peasants of jokes
    Ukraine has prepared a curious version of the modernization of the T-90S for the Indian armed forces. In the diagram you can see the installation of a charging machine located in the rear of the tower and made in the form of an autonomous armored module.

    The module is mounted on a tower with the possibility of rotation around a horizontal, vertical, or inclined axis. To access the power plant, it is enough to rotate the module of the automatic charging device around the axis by a sufficient angle and fix it in this state.

    To neutralize the high pressures arising in the event of detonation of charges, "kick plates" are provided in the roof of the compartment.

    Protection of the armored module is provided with the ability to provide a rebound during firing within the course angle of ± 25 °, which corresponds to the NATO standard.

    The ammunition of the proposed upgrade option is fully mechanized, the second automatic loader is similar to that used in the BM Oplot tank and is located below the tower in the hull.

    The full mechanization of the ammunition would significantly increase the firepower of the T-90S. Only 22 shots out of 45 are ready for use in a standard AZ. When using a dual-line automatic charging machine, 22 shots are available for use in the feed automatic machine and 28 in the hull.
    For comparison, the ammunition of the Leopard-2 tank and its modifications, ready for use, is only 15 rounds out of 42.

    To use the remaining 27 rounds, the tank must exit the battle, rotate the turret 90 degrees, and the loader must reload the shells into the turret.

    It is proposed to install a new MTO with the 90TD-6 engine on the upgraded T-3S tank (the derated 6TD2-E version is mass-produced for the Oplot tank), see more details on the T-90S + 6TD

    The new “Doublet” dynamic protection covers the frontal projection of the hull and turret, as well as the side. The sides are protected from tandem cumulative ammunition at any angle of fire, see details - Protection of the Oplot tank.
    The active protection complex "Barrier" covers the frontal and side projection, and also provides protection from ammunition attacking from above and on the span.
    When upgrading, a panoramic sight and a number of other improvements are offered.

    Curious is the proposal for a combined combat module, which includes both a standard 12,7 mm machine gun and an automatic 30 mm grenade launcher and MANPADS.
    I wonder who will work with clowns
  22. +4
    11 March 2014 18: 05
    from the Don.
    March 12, VVP laid 220 thousand dubin on the eastern border of Ukraine and, in my opinion, this: exercises: Ukrainian army ended! There remained provocations in Crimea and increased tension in the Southeast! The regional committee understands this, but it will threaten Russia by inertia!
    1. +2
      11 March 2014 23: 13
      March 12: VVP laid 220 thousand dubin on the eastern border of Ukraine

      When you put the bolt, then across Europe will not seem enough.
  23. +9
    11 March 2014 18: 05
    Quote: Interface
    We do not need 2 of Ukraine, because in the West immediately appear the US base

    Ukraine will be what it was! You just need to clean it ... And that’s it! Veterans of the NKVD and SMERSH know how ..!
  24. Jogan-xnumx
    +12
    11 March 2014 18: 06
    Therefore, the behavior of Yulia Vladimirovna indicates that she intended to substitute everyone with the elections. It is in her style.

    Who would doubt that. laughing Get ready, colleagues on the Maidan ...
    1. 0
      11 March 2014 18: 56
      I would blow my Iskander ..
      1. +1
        11 March 2014 22: 44
        Are you missing normal girls? Remember how old she is, and posing as a patient, almost to death, imagine how she washed and how many times.
        She has not only dirt and ruin in her head, but also below the waist, so I do not recommend it, you can get infected with her delusional
        Russophobia and something else to reel, you understand
      2. +2
        11 March 2014 23: 06
        Quote: MIKHAN
        I would blow my Iskander ..

        Remember the fate of Homa Brutus
        "Suddenly the low door opened, and the old woman, bending over, entered the barn.
        - And what, granny, what do you need? - said the philosopher.
        But the old woman went straight to him with outstretched arms. “Eh-um! thought the philosopher. “No, dear!” outdated. " He moved a little further away, but the old woman, without ceremony, again approached him.
        - Listen, grandma! - said the philosopher, - now the post; but I’m such a person that I don’t want to be cursed for a thousand gold ones.
        But the old woman spread her arms and caught him without saying a word.
        The philosopher became scared, especially when he noticed that her eyes sparkled with some unusual brilliance.
        - Granny! What are you? Go, go with God! he shouted. "
        Here it is, Mikhalych!
    2. +1
      11 March 2014 22: 16
      Rough, but Yulia is no stranger ...
  25. +1
    11 March 2014 18: 09
    Cute ass.
    1. +4
      11 March 2014 18: 33
      Do not insult the ass, in comparison with the face of Tymoshenko!
      1. -1
        11 March 2014 20: 57
        Young, tight, cellulite-free!
  26. +3
    11 March 2014 18: 09
    Quote: Novel 1977
    In addition, of course, Vitaly, because he is so stupid that he is confident in his future Gauleiter of Ukraine;

    Well, it's a well-known thing: "Who is the last king here? No one? So I will be the first!" (C)
    A circus with horses and clowns, only tickets for this circus are paid for in blood, sad as it may be.
  27. 128mgb
    +5
    11 March 2014 18: 10
    From our district center, military servicemen were collected and taken to Dnepropetrovsk. They said that the fees. But now they are calling, they are talking there is talk that today they’ll be taken to the Crimea. These are the pies .. It seems that the current government has completely torn off the roof.
    1. brownie
      +1
      11 March 2014 21: 06
      Today, in Nikolaev and the region, about a thousand persons liable for military service were collected and placed in the barracks of the 79 airmobile brigade, which is now located in the region of the Chongar isthmus. The principle of selection is absolutely incomprehensible, people who have nothing to do with the Airborne Forces and even "white-riders" were caught (this is according to unverified information). So far, there is a dressing up of new arrivals. There is a technique, apparently taken from conservation. Nothing else is known yet. But the information will be there. The cousin was among the "lucky ones".
      1. +1
        11 March 2014 22: 08
        Ha, did you spend the training camp to work with the equipment? And then the "clerk" from the headquarters will be an artillery gunner, it will not be funny.
        1. 0
          11 March 2014 22: 19
          Are they generally just managers?
          Even an ordinary should be taught, and better half a year.

          Or didn’t I understand what they mean by the word technology?
  28. +4
    11 March 2014 18: 10
    Turchinov proposed that the Verkhovna Rada create a punitive detachment in the form of a "national guard." This is a paramilitary force, staffed by the most conscious representatives of the western regions of the country


    Mmmm ... Svidomity.
    There wasn’t enough of them to a complete set in this menagerie.

    Interestingly, Gleb Bobrov with his "Epoch of the Stillborn" often hiccups the last month ... How his uncle looked into the water.
    1. brownie
      0
      11 March 2014 21: 13
      Interestingly, Gleb Bobrov with his "Epoch of the Stillborn" often hiccups the last month ... How his uncle looked into the water.
      God forbid! We still need to see who the "polite people" in Crimea actually turn out to be. If this is a PMC that works under a contract with the Supreme Soviet of Crimea or under a contract with Yanukovych, then Putin can very harshly ask the EU and the US for an unreasonable "run over" and they will give the back. Well, if all the same, something does not grow together, then the partisan detachment and make its way towards the Crimea.
    2. 0
      11 March 2014 22: 39
      I read this book, well, directly the scenario of current events .... vague doubts torment me .. belay
  29. Oksana
    +3
    11 March 2014 18: 11
    Quote: Sid.74
    Ex-Minister of Defense of Ukraine urged to block the transit of Russian gas and blow up the railway from the Russian Federation

    He that at one time in "lightning" did not play enough, or "pub" closer than the school was !?
  30. +4
    11 March 2014 18: 11
    It is necessary to recruit volunteers among the fans, especially Spartak - like show Dynamo Kiev who is the boss! These will demolish an army of Vilna in one sitting. However, they will scatter themselves after the first charge "Forward, Spartacus!" For it is more expensive to fight with such people. For fun, after them, you can send the St. Petersburg OMON. After a couple of clashes between fans and riot police, Ukraine can be closed for repairs. Euro-Ukrainian repair. The main thing is that the lads in the heat of the moment do not rush to Poland, it is more difficult to bring vodka there. And "Vyborovaya" is not hitting the brains like that.
  31. +16
    11 March 2014 18: 12
    Quote: Igor39
    I read news from Ukraine and it’s funny and sad ...


    This is on the one hand. On the other hand, there is nothing new. Ukraine has come to what it was doing with a confident step. Nobody said that puppets can eat from one master's table. The territory of Ukraine, like all the breakaway republics, was stubbornly prepared for bridgeheads near Russia. This did not work with all the republics, but it did with Ukraine. All this suggests that you should never feel sorry for scum, scum, traitors. In the Baltic states and in the Ukraine they regretted it. How life will turn out in Russia directly depends on what is happening in Ukraine. Missiles and NATO troops near Belgorod, Kursk and Bryansk are no longer funny. This is very serious, this is the threshold of war. And the population of all those republics where NATO bases will be located will be cannon fodder for the "great values" of the Anglo-Saxons. The current government in Russia is far from a gift, but if a "Euromaidan" happens in Russia, I will be one of the first in my city to stand on a par with the law enforcement agencies, and I will also ask me to issue a weapon to burn such filth at the root without pity and mercy. The pitiful 5-7 thousand traitors, conspirators and provocateurs reeled on tracks are nothing compared to millions of compatriots and the territorial integrity of their native Fatherland. Popular uprisings do not arise according to "Euromaidan" scenarios. They have a different principle.
    1. +1
      11 March 2014 22: 54
      Bravo Moreman Vasilyevich! And I am with you, with everyone who loves not our mother Russia, not for the loot, but who shed blood for her and bequeathed to us to protect her. My father fought, took Berlin, in his platoon 2 out of three died, but apparently not everyone was finished off, new ones have grown, and while we are alive, they will not pass.
    2. +1
      11 March 2014 22: 56
      I think the Russian army knows what to do with the Nazis
  32. +3
    11 March 2014 18: 12
    The underground of the Ukranian combined forces http://www.ntv.ru/novosti/856788/
  33. Gagarin
    +7
    11 March 2014 18: 13
    I hope Turchinov these punitive detachments will not be forgotten.
    1. +5
      11 March 2014 18: 17
      Quote: Gagarin
      I hope Turchinov these punitive detachments will not be forgotten

      Turchinov is already a corpse. One hell of his logic is that I don’t eat, I bite
  34. +2
    11 March 2014 18: 15
    Stumbled here on ZhZhku http://k-markarian.livejournal.com/200032.html
    "A letter from Kiev"many letters but read .. horror how people survive
  35. Oksana
    +4
    11 March 2014 18: 17
    The Ministry of Defense of Ukraine posted on the official website a request for fundraising for the military:

    http://www.mil.gov.u...b=read&id=32829

    Apparently, in order to even pull off the non-stolen remnants of equipment to the Crimea, it is necessary that people chip in their diesel fuel at least lol
    1. +3
      11 March 2014 18: 50
      They shawled bacon, a loaf of Nem, looted diesel fuel in huts ... only a hat in a circle! request
  36. GP
    GP
    +2
    11 March 2014 18: 22
    "Well, while the number was being typed, information came that Turchinov proposed to the Verkhovna Rada to create a punitive detachment in the form of a" national guard ""
    wassat
    Meanwhile, in Ukraine, demand for civilian armored personnel carriers has grown 18 times.
  37. +15
    11 March 2014 18: 22
    Smiled:

    "From the American press
    11 Mar, 2014 on 15: 37

    Original taken from holmogor in the American Press

    Why are we so worried about Putin taking Crimea? Guys, OK, everything is fine.

    I have some really good news.

    We always wanted Russians to join Western values. And they do it.

    They imitate us in everything.

    They knew that we were listening to Miles Davis and Buddy Holly - and they listened to them risking their freedom secretly from the KGB.

    They saw our guys in jeans - and they all wear jeans.

    They saw that we all steers a tough guy, whose name is the president. They now also have a tough guy named President.

    They saw in our films the villas of the rich in Miami with pools. And their rich people also have pool villas, usually ... in Miami.

    They saw how our brave guys enter Grenada, Iraq, Afghanistan, and they do the same as we - entered the Crimea.

    Crimea, by the way, for them is not Iraq at all, but something like our Hawaii.

    Would you enter Hawaii? And I would come in. Only Sarah Palin would refuse to annoy Obama.

    But Sarah has her own problems. Russians go and protect Russians. She lives in Alaska, it used to be Russian territory and there are still few Russians there. In Vasilla, where she was mayor, there are Russians. Maybe she herself is Russian? Then she should be promoted - Putin with his guys will come to support her.

    Obama defends gay rights around the world. Putin defends Russians around the world. What is the difference? There are more gays now and they are cute. But the sullen Russians reproduce themselves. Imagine that there will be more of them than the Chinese and Putin will protect them all.

    They say that "Russian Marches" are held in Moscow every year. Now think about it - instead of gay pride parades, Russian marches around the world. And everyone is protected by Putin.

    Little Ellen Page goes to the podium and says in a teary, teary voice: “I don't want and can't hide it anymore.” Secret life hurts me. I want to get out of the shadow: I am Russian.

    At the opening of the Paraolympiad, the Russians walked to the song: "Farewell, America!"

    I have great news, guys, they are cheating on us. They still want to be like us and try very hard. "

    http://konsul-777-999.livejournal.com/2915221.html
    1. +2
      11 March 2014 18: 29
      Quote: skifd
      They say that "Russian Marches" are held in Moscow every year. Now think about it - instead of gay pride parades, Russian marches around the world. And everyone is protected by Putin.

      wassat wassat wassat
      Quote: skifd
      At the opening of the Paraolympiad, the Russians walked to the song: "Farewell, America!"

      By the way, yes, before that it was at the Olympics "They will not catch up" and now "Goodbye America"! what Also the ring did not open what Sho damn happens !!! winked
    2. DMB-78
      +1
      11 March 2014 19: 17
      Quote: skifd
      I have great news, guys, they are cheating on us. They still want to be like us and try very hard. "

      still catch up and overtake. you will take an example from us
    3. +3
      11 March 2014 22: 25
      Quote: skifd
      At the opening of the Paraolympiad, the Russians walked to the song: "Farewell, America!"

      Not only that was there:
      1. The icebreaker was called MIR. In Russian. Russian world. Or WORLD in general. Plus, a hint that the Arctic is only Russian.
      2. If anyone noticed - there was another inscription on the ship in Russian - "Emergency exit" and 2 doors 01 and 02. BUT! Usually this inscription means from inside to outside, i.e. classic output. And here it turned out from the outside. Stupidity? Far from it! Whoever takes a ticket to the ship will be able to set sail (live and develop further). "Emergency exit" (salvation) for the whole WORLD on a Russian ship: 01 - to become an organic part of the Russian WORLD, 02 - to become a friend-ally of the Russian WORLD. There are no other options.
    4. The comment was deleted.
  38. +4
    11 March 2014 18: 23
    Julia drives under coke, Pedalik wants to be Gauleiters, Yaytsenyuh begs money in a geyropa. The rest of Natsik was completely crazy for fear. They even consider that they have an army. Clownery.
  39. Oksana
    +21
    11 March 2014 18: 23
    To cheer up!
    1. GP
      GP
      +2
      11 March 2014 18: 37
      Oksana
      Funny and symbolic. In the park, a united front was driven into the "forest".
    2. 0
      11 March 2014 22: 54
      Yes, yes, I have already focused attention in other articles on this event. And the whole point of the description in the Ukrainian press boiled down to the following (I compile from several of their sources): In the beginning there was the sun. Peaceful hobbits near the bust of Shevchenko, all as one (in numbers from 200-500 to 1.5 thousand people) sang songs under a bandura, planted flowers, recited poetry. At this time, the dark forces of the orcs on superbuses (explanations later), using the built underground crossings (with money stolen in Sochi) under the border with Mordor arrived in the city and hid not far from the square in some kind of courtyard, pumping up anger. Pumped up with anger, about 4 thousand orcs with a Russian accent jumped out of 6 buses (here it is - Putin's secret weapon "superbus") and dark waves began to bring down and bring down to the monument. The level of pumping up from the evil orcs was so great that even the local elf law enforcers who were resistant to everything could not stand it and were blasted, so that they were not capable of anything other than giggling into their sleeve. As a result (oh horror !!!) the flowers were trampled. Bottles of Pump # 7 stuck out of every pocket. Further, apparently by inertia, the orcs slipped past the monument and ran out to the regional administration building. The elves continued to giggle into their sleeves. On the run, putting on masks and thrusting Mordor passports in the face of every civilized hobbit, the orcs pumped up inexhaustible "Pump No. 7", unfolded their banners "United Mordoria", and taking out the ice axes broke into two towers, ugh, into the regional administration. The governor of Gondor, under the whistle of ice axes and boots, wrote a malyav about self-presentation. After that, the orcs raised over the towers, ugh again, over the regional administration banners not only of Mordor, but also of Arnor (from the window). The elves continued to giggle into their sleeves. Well, something like that.
    3. 0
      12 March 2014 19: 55
      oh, I’ve done it :))))
      dust sent +++ to many, a very smile!
  40. lord
    +2
    11 March 2014 18: 26
    Ukraine is the last line if we lose or leave the Crimea RUSSIAN cut the put Ameri Fleet and a system of air defense missile systems to Moscow FEW SECONDS OF SUMMER DO NOT WANT BLOOD UKRAINIANS us to take I would place PUTIN PRIGRAZIL Ameri use of nuclear weapons and led in readiness SYSTEM NEGRO - SOKIL WAS NOT DECIDED TO MAKE 3 WORLD FROM UKRAINE
  41. +3
    11 March 2014 18: 32
    Well, while the number was "making up", information came that Turchinov proposed that the Verkhovna Rada create a punitive detachment in the form of a "national guard"


    The dreams of Yaroshes and Tyagniboks about "SS-Galitchina -version No. 2" begin to come true
  42. +11
    11 March 2014 18: 32
    Ukraine, Ukraine, I apologize for the retreat. a few words about the Paralympics. I have no words. Healthy athletes were not allowed to go on the track when the fog was ..... did you see today? Paralympics in fog and downpour on the highway .... what willpower and desire to live, we have to learn and learn from them. 34 medals, already overtaken the main team, I hope they will be given a reward as athletes of the main team. Hockey players reached the final ...... on the contrary, news about the resignation of the Italian coach of the zenith ... the team that gets millions can not even win the first foreign game
    1. +4
      11 March 2014 18: 39
      Quote: darksoul
      .What is the willpower and desire to live, we have to learn and learn from them. 34 Medals

      hi Also watching well done no words !!!
      1. +5
        11 March 2014 18: 47
        So in Vancouver, only these Guys and Girls were not allowed to shame the Fatherland!
        That's who needs to bow to the legs!
        I hope they will find a worthy reward!
        Well done !!!
        1. DMB-78
          +2
          11 March 2014 19: 22
          Quote: gfs84
          in Vancouver, it’s only these Guys and Girls who didn’t let the Motherland be shamed!
          That's who needs to bow to the legs!
          I hope they will find a worthy reward!
          Well done !!!

          By the number of medals they have already overtaken our Olympic team. and the number of disciplines in the Paralympics is much less. hi
  43. +6
    11 March 2014 18: 40
    Quote: Tersky

    America for the first time in the entire period of the Ukrainian crisis stated that it does not exclude the use of the US Army in resolving the most acute political crisis in Ukraine.
  44. +5
    11 March 2014 18: 47
    There is no united Ukraine; just recognize this fact. There live two or more people with their own language, faith, customs, etc. All this has been boiling for twenty years, one in power, then another. Maybe in the end, having driven the economy and national politics into a dead end, they would have settled the matter by peaceful divorce, such as Czechoslovakia. But here the West intervened. Not for that, he swelled 5 billion so that everything would happen, but how much the NGOs devoured in preparing the haters of Russia. Then Yanukovych just turned up, or they themselves created it. The West as a peaceful state does not need Ukraine, 45 mln. hungry mouths and $ 145 billion in debt. But as a bridgehead state hostile to Russia, very much. Having placed the 6th fleet in Sevastopol and the base near Kursk, you can again try to push Russia around, as under Yeltsin with his gang of liberals. If the United States wanted peace, the referendum would be under the control of Russia and the European Union, as interested countries and a peaceful divorce. But this is a US dagger in one place.
  45. Arh
    +10
    11 March 2014 18: 48
    Military, Officers Take Power In Your Hands And Protect The People Of Ukraine From The Fascists, From Unreasonable People! In the Name of Our Grandfathers Who Overcame Fascism! In the Name of the Brotherhood In the Name of the World! ! !
  46. +3
    11 March 2014 18: 50
    Quote: made13
    Are there many former Komsomol members in Russia too?

    Sure. Most of our political elite come from Komsomol!
    1. DMB-78
      +1
      11 March 2014 19: 23
      Quote: Kurkin
      Most of our political elite come from Komsomol!

      and oligarchic
      1. +1
        11 March 2014 20: 54
        Quote: DMB-78
        Quote: Kurkin
        Most of our political elite come from Komsomol!

        and oligarchic
        By itself!
        1. wax
          0
          12 March 2014 15: 22
          In vain you are so ironic. All absolutely victories and achievements of the Soviet people are connected with the Komsomol, which most are proud of here. Komsomol to the arrival of the labeled in its ranks totaled more than 40 million people. And how many are in the elite and among the oligarchs? Hundred? Thousand? Ten thousand? Hundredths or even thousandths of a percent. Personally, I consider it fortunate that my life is connected with the USSR, the Komsomol and the party. Another thing is that members of the CPSU came to the upper echelons of power, who did not take either Marx, Lenin, or Stalin, who turned the country, ultimately, onto the path of capitalism, in which we have no decent future. The current generation will see this if there is no return to our national roots and values.
  47. egor64
    +2
    11 March 2014 18: 53
    This is just the beginning, I think. Americans need time to coordinate the format of intervention in the Crimean crisis and distribute roles with their allies.
  48. +1
    11 March 2014 18: 57
    There is no money, no power, no army, no police, and instead of at least agreeing some more they dig their own grave. Error after mistake, apparently trying to snatch the last block for themselves from a dying country, and people and their problems are a side effect of the murder country.
  49. +8
    11 March 2014 18: 58
    Honestly, in this whole mess, two things surprise me: firstly, Yanukovych’s cowardice ... Hussein and Gaddafi fought alone against the whole West and remained to the end, but this one immediately draped ... Secondly, Putin’s delayed reaction the expulsion of Yanukovych from Kiev was to be followed by a swift operation of at least the Russia-Kazakhstan-Belvrus coalition ... Yanukovych was supposed to be at the head of the advancing troops and actively urge the troops of Ukraine to side with the legally elected president ...
    The very modest reaction to what is happening is also Lukashenko and Nazarbayev - after all, the overthrow of Yanukovych - this was the first time the West overthrew the post-Soviet politician of the scale of the leaders of Belarus and Kazakhstan - that is, they overthrew one of them ... What actually lose for example Lukashenko? - The West already considers him a dictator ...
    In general, from the Ukrainian events, the CSTO countries must make one global conclusion - it is necessary to create joint forces to quickly respond to situations like Kiev ...
    And there is one more - even more global conclusion - relations of post-Soviet countries with the West - similar to relations of white colonialists and natives - laws, treaties and agreements are important only for natives and a white person stands above them and executes them only as long as it suits him ...
    1. +1
      11 March 2014 20: 49
      Quote: Selevc
      Honestly, in this whole mess two things are surprising - this is, firstly, Yanukovych’s cowardice ... Hussein and Gaddafi fought alone against the whole West and remained to the end, and this one immediately draped ...

      Well, where is this Hussein and Gaddafi now? And Yanukovych will be back.
      1. 0
        11 March 2014 23: 55
        I think Russia will return it to Bandera "as a sign of respect and friendship."
      2. +1
        12 March 2014 13: 24
        Hussein and Gaddafi proved by their example that the West can be resisted - even when you face the fact of an external invasion and even if there is a huge difference in the balance of power ...
  50. +4
    11 March 2014 19: 00
    Yanukovych’s speech was unpleasantly surprised by the languor of the wording and the lack of prospects for real politics.
    Either he lost the paper issued to him, or Putin already wrote it off, and this was his farewell speech, such as: I'm still alive.

    Yatsenyuk tomorrow in Washington, then there should be no events.

    One news is encouraging.
    We have vigilant Cossacks and a high-precision golden eagle.
    What could not be done in any hot spot of the planet day or night, the Russian self-defenders succeeded easily and simply.

    They noticed and shot down two drones over the Turkish Wall.
    Moreover, one drone was far-oooooh, fell far-0000, and they did not reach the crash site.

    So thanks to the golden eagles and Cossacks from the whole Russian world,
    and Ukrainians are advised to launch drones away from the Cossacks, for example, it is much safer to do in Afghanistan, Pakistan, Iraq. ... and over Western Ukraine.
    1. +7
      11 March 2014 19: 17
      Quote: Sergey S.
      They noticed and shot down two drones over the Turkish Wall.
      Moreover, one drone was far-oooooh, fell far-0000, and they did not reach the crash site.

      (Crimea News) A US unmanned aerial vehicle sent for reconnaissance purposes was shot down in Crimea. A drone in the sky above the Turkish Wall checkpoint tracked the positions of military personnel, a source from the environment of the Cossacks told Crimean News. Inconsistent equipment was noticed by the forces of self-defense and the employees of "Golden eagle". The object was opened fire to kill. Another heavier twin-screw drone was shot down and fell outside the guarded checkpoint. The cost of each UAV is about $ 4,03 million.

  51. +1
    11 March 2014 19: 04
    Yes, and at this time... Yaytsenyukh- is pulling at Obama?!
  52. onegin61
    +2
    11 March 2014 19: 16
    The most important thing is that Russia should not take one step forward, two steps back. And taking into account the mistakes of the South Ossetian conflict: at control headquarters, at communication centers and at the management of targeted strikes, and then “their own” will complete it, this is the picture.
  53. +2
    11 March 2014 19: 17
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vetQM2g3vCw
    News from Goblin, I recommend it.
  54. +4
    11 March 2014 19: 26

    there is something prophetic...... 4 years have passed.....
    1. +1
      11 March 2014 20: 33
      Funny, but sad.
  55. DMB-78
    +2
    11 March 2014 19: 27
    Probably Yulia in a stroller on the Maidan wanted to announce her participation in the Ukrainian team at the Paralympic Games in Sochi. But having learned that there were no places in the squad and having not passed the doping control, she stood on her heels out of frustration.
  56. +7
    11 March 2014 19: 39
    not VO but some kind of UO...Ukrainian Review...
    90% of the news is about Ukraine, the remaining 10% in the context still implies or remembers it.
    The author is a comedian.
  57. +1
    11 March 2014 19: 43
    Quote: densh
    Quote: Sergey S.
    They noticed and shot down two drones over the Turkish Wall.
    Moreover, one drone was far-oooooh, fell far-0000, and they did not reach the crash site.

    (Crimea News) A US unmanned aerial vehicle sent for reconnaissance purposes was shot down in Crimea. A drone in the sky above the Turkish Wall checkpoint tracked the positions of military personnel, a source from the environment of the Cossacks told Crimean News. Inconsistent equipment was noticed by the forces of self-defense and the employees of "Golden eagle". The object was opened fire to kill. Another heavier twin-screw drone was shot down and fell outside the guarded checkpoint. The cost of each UAV is about $ 4,03 million.




    Interesting. Is there any other information? And judging by this drone video, if it was filmed at all in the Crimea, they shoot it down with a Chinese laser pointer
    1. Andrey Ulyanovsky
      +1
      11 March 2014 20: 10
      Look, here's the full debriefing:
      http://forums.airbase.ru/2014/03/t89344--identifikatsiya-razvedyvatelnogo-la-v-k
      rymu-veroyatno-da42-m.8105.html
  58. +2
    11 March 2014 19: 54
    Maidan delegated two delegates to Brussels:
    Yatsenyuk is a translator for Klitschko, and Klitschko is a bodyguard for Yatsenyuk. wassat
    Remember "Brigade Contract"?
    So he's in action.
  59. Andrey Ulyanovsky
    +1
    11 March 2014 20: 09
    Turchynov proposed to the Verkhovna Rada to create a punitive detachment in the form of a “national guard.”
    THIS IS NOT to be forgotten: http://vk.com/videos231987268.
  60. Sevastopol
    +6
    11 March 2014 20: 19
    Quote: Sibiryak13
    The egg sniffer is begging for money in the geyrop.

    and not only there, I’m making a fool of the Kyiv rulers.
    News -
    The Minister of Economy of Ukraine managed to reach his Russian counterpart
    chatted about 3 of the 15 billion bucks that Russia has already given:
    “The credit of Russia has dissolved somewhere. I hope, at best, for some kind of social expenses and expenses. He may have relieved the tension that was at the end of the year, ”the minister said on the air of Ekho Moskvy radio station.
    and then in general impudence -
    When asked whether Ukraine will ask Russia to continue to comply with the agreement to provide the remaining parts of the 15 billion loan, Sheremeta emphasized that Kyiv insists on confirmation of agreements that were signed earlier. “The agreement is valid. Any money will not be superfluous. We would like it to be on acceptable market terms. Make sure that Ukrainian securities are of interest to Russian funds too"

    Kyiv doesn’t ask, but Kyiv insists - some kind of madhouse! Yaytsenyukh - to the West and the states: punish Russia with money, and then Russia will give money.
    1. ed65b
      +2
      11 March 2014 20: 37
      Quote: Sevastopol
      Kyiv doesn’t ask, but Kyiv insists - some kind of madhouse! Yaytsenyukh - to the West and the states: punish Russia with money, and then Russia will give money.

      This is multi-vector. laughing Damn, by the end of the crisis in Ukraine I’ll definitely be able to live in Lviv or Rivne laughing
      1. 0
        12 March 2014 12: 22
        Quote: ed65b
        multi-vector


        Multi-directional multi-butt.
  61. +2
    11 March 2014 20: 28
    It seems Frau Merkel will never learn to choose her favorites.
    As for Tymoshenko, whatever the illness, the constant pain from high heels and fidgeting on the “much-needed gurney” will hardly lead to bright thoughts.
    So it turns out that there are no real and legitimate politicians for the upcoming elections in Ukraine, it seems.
    People from the Maidan don’t count, they’ve already been written off...
  62. +2
    11 March 2014 20: 52
    The decision to create such a unit testifies to the complete inability of the army to carry out its tasks.

    Please do not confuse the author, the tasks that they are trying to assign to the newly formed “national guard” were to be carried out by the Ministry of Internal Affairs, in particular the Internal Troops and the same “Berkut”, the army has the task of protecting the state from external dangers...
    1. +2
      11 March 2014 20: 56
      The decision to create such a unit testifies to the complete inability of the army to carry out its tasks.

      Here the author is confused _ the conversation is not about inability army, and complete reluctance of the army participate under no circumstances!
  63. DMB-78
    +2
    11 March 2014 21: 08
    appeal to citizens of south-east Ukraine
    1. +1
      11 March 2014 23: 01
      She said everything correctly...the bell is already ringing for them
  64. tihon.agafjev
    +1
    11 March 2014 21: 16
    Intelligent analysis of the situation, with gentle humor, especially about the lady
    Yulenka. Thank you, Alexander. Keep it up until the elections in Crimea, and especially
    It’s hard not to relax after the elections.
  65. zvp2007
    +2
    11 March 2014 21: 54
    I just read about: There was a shootout in the Kyiv city hall
    The Shevchenko district police told Vesti that on the night of March 9 there were two victims on Khreshchatyk (source http://vesti.ua/kiev/42012-v-kievskoj-mjerii-proizoshla-perestrelka)
    How I wish they would crush each other
  66. +4
    11 March 2014 22: 07
    At the 23rd minute, M. Musin proposes to amnesty and call up Colonel Kvachkov and Khabarov into the ranks of the Armed Forces, to punish saboteurs and traitors.
  67. MSE-8
    +1
    12 March 2014 00: 47
    My opinion about Klitschko. Klitschko is a person who was largely formed within the framework of the European cultural system and shares its values, one of which is long-standing Russophobia, and therefore he will take a pronounced anti-Russian position, and it is stupid to expect anything else from him, considering who sponsors him and why. But at the same time, he is a civilized person, like you and me, accustomed to the normal functioning of social, political, economic and other institutions, accustomed to living in a normal country with a certain level of culture. And what is happening in Ukraine, what the authors and visitors of this resource write about, is not even a rollback to the Middle Ages, it is the barbarization of the country, turning it into Somalia, but only in Europe. And for Klitschko this is wild; in his eyes, the raging Banderaites and Svidomo are a rejection of the hypothetical development of Ukraine as a state of at least the minimum European level. I think that his latest actions (refusing a post in the government, distancing himself from the worm-like Yatsenyuk and the Nazi Tyagnibok, criticizing the power-obsessed Tymoshenko, attempting to conduct a tour of the East) is an attempt to start conducting an election campaign, as it is carried out in normal countries, an attempt to convince themselves and others, that state institutions are still working. Everyone remembers that he was doused with a fire extinguisher, but for some reason they forget that he then tried to stand between Berkut and the crowd, somehow to prevent clashes. His call for NATO to enter Ukraine in February is essentially a cry from a disappointed person to restore order, no matter who or how, and it doesn’t matter in what words he said it. To summarize, I want to say that Klitschko is a Russophobe, but a Russophobe 1) European-civilized and 2) obvious (unlike the chameleon Yanukovych, who suddenly became good, and the snake Tymoshenko, for whom power became a fetish) and, in fact, does not accept ideas and the actions of the Right Sector, and this can be used to play with the forces that stand behind him. By and large, European curators now have to make a choice between Klitschko and Tymoshenko, subject to the neutralization of Yarosh. Unfortunately, Russia has nothing to gain in the election field, because there won’t be a truly not only pro-Russian, but at least a benevolently neutral president in Ukraine for a very long time.
  68. 0
    12 March 2014 14: 47
    Several days in a row Yulia Vladimirovna played Vladimir Vladimirovich with a proposal to either talk or facilitate her performance as part of the Ukrainian Paralympic team in Sochi, but did not meet with understanding.

    Laugh! Respect to the author!!!! fellow
  69. GRune
    0
    12 March 2014 15: 08
    Quote: smith7
    You shouldn’t be so. It happened in different ways, but more often people knew how to work and they ate their bread for good reason. And the keyword WORKED here. Now it is out of fashion request

    WORKED +100! By the way, there is a quote here about work and freedom from I.V. Stalin: “It’s hard for me to imagine what kind of “personal freedom” an unemployed person who goes hungry and doesn’t find a use for his labor can have. True freedom exists only where exploitation is abolished, where there is no oppression of some people by others, where there is no unemployment and poverty, where a person does not tremble that tomorrow he may lose his job, home, or bread. Only in such a society is real, and not paper, personal and any other freedom possible.”
  70. mvv
    mvv
    0
    12 March 2014 15: 18
    good article! There would be more of these! I wonder if Putin will speak after the 16th? Like “we are glad to welcome you to our common home”?