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Year after the end of the world

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Already a year, as the planets lined up, destroyed the magnetic field of the Earth, but we did not notice. Our home planet with siblings and mother of stars were at the end of the galactic year 20 long with something thousands of years old, as a result we scattered into atoms, and as always I slept the most interesting things. Nemesis, the planet that carries death, with about the same rotation interval, again destroyed all living things (I didn’t see it myself, I was walking the dog at that moment). The inhabitants of the anti-Earth, the planet behind the Sun, who are much more powerful and stronger than us, moved to our planet, while converting everyone, depending on loyalty, into slaves or ashes (now it only seems to me that I write something but in fact sharing me with the wind has long blown up). The ice of Greenland finally melted, the crust of the earth cracked, water rushed in there, and I was tired of standing with an umbrella and a quilted jacket. The Americans, tapped by the Jewish lobby, finally lit the world massacre in the Middle East, and most of us died in the fire of war, and the living envied the dead.


Stop, stop, stop. On the last point: the absolute majority of Russians can safely try on the laurels of the world's saviors, because we were the ones who voted for the uncle who doesn’t let the gunpowder cellar explode for fun for the vultures. All other horror stories - nonsense.

To this day, I have already counted 15 pieces of the “doomsday”. In 80-x, I remember, in all the newspapers about Barabashka it was printed: it’s necessary to somehow divert people from the coupons for sugar and from the shortage in stores.

I have a question: why was this hysteria supported? What did people want to divert from? What really waited and waited?

I repent myself a year ago with a clever air, saying, “something must happen there, some kind of event. But we, the Orthodox, it should not touch. If the end of the world is Mayan, then something bad will happen to the Indians, and we have nothing to do with it, we have other precursors. ”

And then - nothing. You are waiting for more events from the New Year, although you don’t believe in Santa for a long time.

If in fact what kind of cataclysm was planned, we would not be told exactly. It's like in that 2012 movie, when multi-billionaires quietly built themselves arks, leaving everyone behind.

My friend, despite all my vehement objections, somewhere 360 days ago took a large loan at crazy interest, because you don’t have to give it anyway (Andryukha, hello, how are you in bank slavery? But I said, I warned) . He now has his end of the world, his whole life will be rotting, not seeing the light of white. This hero of the film “Armageddon” could take a similar loan and spend it on whores - after saving the world all debts are canceled.

A neighbor works in the office of “Fast Money”. He says a year ago there was a lot of work. Fools (she calls her clients so) was full.
The surge in consumer lending around the world has been incredible. What people would never buy, even on credit, even in installments, flew like hot cakes.

“Get ready to die, but this rye” - they did not know this popular wisdom. Here "after us even the flood" - this is for them, stupid.

The world has fallen into recession, a widespread decline in sales and consumption, there are so many stale goods in warehouses, and then the Mayans came to the rescue. All the costs of the "end of the world" beat off, and the methodology for future hysteria has turned out.

I play the strategy "Civilization". My units are close to the apocalypse, since my spouse is very jealous of them. They lead the epic heroic defense of Novgorod against the Japanese-Spanish hordes. Peasants harvest another crop, workers cast new cannons, soldiers bravely meet the invaders. So, they will all have the end of the world when I click DELETE.

About the same sometime will be with us. Only our Creator is much kinder than me and my wife. He will allow to finish a lot of things, give birth to and bring up children and grandchildren, bring sadness and joy at his own discretion and for my own good in the end.

By the way, the DELETE button. It will hit suddenly, without announcing this event. And here, buy do not buy salt, matches and alcohol "for wiping glasses," we will not go anywhere. Well at least some feedback is available. There are people of great moral heroism, steadfastly ignoring the temptations of the mortal world (I, unfortunately, not so), who are able to ASK for us all, not such: and suddenly we will think again ...

Then the comet will fly past, and the sun will not go out, and the rulers will prove themselves in difficult times.
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  1. JIaIIoTb
    JIaIIoTb 23 December 2013 07: 30
    +23
    There are people of great moral heroism who steadfastly ignore the temptations of the mortal world.

    Scythian thanks for the high spirits, despite all the horrors of the modern world, optimists will save him (the world).
    All-crawlers will die earlier, at least from the fact that bile shortens life)))
    1. Tersky
      Tersky 23 December 2013 07: 49
      +9
      Already wrote once that these "ends" of the world in the history of mankind were like in the men's department of a city bath on a bath day. What paranoia we have not been fed in recent years, where the most important Idea is the End of the World. Even the exact dates are appointed. (according to the Mayan calendar laughing ) It is interesting that right there around the world, only occasionally kicked from behind and corrected in the direction of the authors of the Idea, millions of people have turned on their imagination to the fullest and began to come up with various ways of how to kill the World. What is herd? Or are we ready to believe in any bad categorically rejecting the good? The author is a huge plus, for the excellent alloy of sarcasm and humor and satire. drinks
      1. Very old
        Very old 23 December 2013 08: 19
        +5
        The end, the end ...
        Size not specified Such -----? Such------------?
        And no author will spoil my holiday
    2. Alexander Romanov
      Alexander Romanov 23 December 2013 07: 57
      +3
      Scythian, well, what problems, thanks to the end of the world, we got another holiday, the anniversary of which many will celebrate. If you want to meet and the end of the world, you want not to meet. The main thing is, open and pour drinks About loans, yes winked Vadivak picked up loans in the hope that he would not have to give laughing
      1. Hleb
        Hleb 23 December 2013 08: 12
        +3
        thanks to the end of the world we got another holiday


        really Sanya
        “Nobody knows about that day and hour, nor the angels of heaven, but only my Father alone. Watch therefore, because you do not know what time your Lord will come. But you know that if the master of the house knew what time the thief would come, you would be awake and not let his house be dug up. Therefore, you be ready, for at what time you do not think, the Son of Man will come. "
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      3. Tersky
        Tersky 23 December 2013 08: 20
        +5
        Quote: Alexander Romanov
        Do you want to meet the end of the world, do not want to meet.

        Hi Sasha! laughing ! Given the fact that Russia celebrates two New Years, respectively, the end of the world meeting will smoothly pass into its farewells. Russia is a generous soul. laughing
        1. Alexander Romanov
          Alexander Romanov 23 December 2013 08: 27
          +3
          Quote: Tersky
          Given the fact that Russia celebrates two New Years, respectively, the meeting of the end of the world will smoothly pass into its farewell

          Well, we are hospitable people and we will meet and spend. Everything as it should laughingHi hi
    3. Ingvar 72
      Ingvar 72 23 December 2013 11: 07
      +4
      Quote: JIaIIoTb
      All crawlers will die earlier, at least from the fact that bile shortens life)

      Do not hope, according to statistics, gamnyuki live longer. laughing
    4. Andrey Yuryevich
      Andrey Yuryevich 23 December 2013 13: 31
      +1
      those who are waiting for the end of the world are simply not aware that it has already passed ... laughing
    5. terp 50
      terp 50 23 December 2013 13: 57
      0
      ... an optimist is what? “A well-informed pessimist, or ... what? ..
      1. alone
        alone 23 December 2013 19: 05
        +3
        All sorts of scammers climb into the affairs of the Almighty. The Almighty Himself knows when this end will come. And we sinful creatures by our own affairs only bring it closer)))

        Something pulled me sharply on religion. It seems I'm getting old what
  2. andrei332809
    andrei332809 23 December 2013 07: 43
    +5
    cool, thanks. the irony is great. and I went to dig the bunker bully
    1. Alexander Romanov
      Alexander Romanov 23 December 2013 08: 00
      +1
      Quote: andrei332809
      and I went to dig the bunker

      Late, it’s time to open the champagne and meet a new doomsday late for another year. Probably last year the world ended on another planet. Many orders for the end of the world before the new year are failing laughing
      1. Renat
        Renat 23 December 2013 08: 12
        +2
        Yeah, my friends called from the Far East, where people already met with festivities the end of the world. Say hello to everyone. Tomorrow they called for a sober bum. Well, in turn, we already got champagne.
        1. Alexander Romanov
          Alexander Romanov 23 December 2013 08: 29
          +1
          Quote: Renat
          Yeah, my friends called from the Far East, where people already met with festivities the end of the world

          Well yes, for three days firecrackers have been plowing laughing
          1. Renat
            Renat 23 December 2013 10: 48
            +1
            They learned from their ancestors to always keep matches, kerosene, salt, sugar, etc. in stock.
  3. negeroi
    negeroi 23 December 2013 07: 46
    +2
    I’m afraid that many nuances will remain inaccessible to the virgin brains. Units will still complain about life, curse this, you won’t distract them, they firmly know the joke-humor, and it’s not like that.

    HIS soldiers will outlive everyone, for a healthy lifestyle pacifies not only bile.
  4. predator.3
    predator.3 23 December 2013 07: 46
    +7
    A neighbor works in the office of “Fast Money”. He says a year ago there was a lot of work. Fools (she calls her clients so) was full.

    Yes, these fool in Russia, as they say, has been in store for hundreds of years! And last year, on this day, it turns out that I went to see The Hobbit with my children, yesterday my daughter started to drink.
    1. Tektor
      Tektor 23 December 2013 12: 31
      0
      The ancient Mayans simply trained in the mathematics of large numbers: how knowledgeable they are! It seems that the arrival of the next Baktun Yuktu, i.e. the departure of Mars from the position visible from Earth fell on a very round figure, something there 13.0.0.0. They liked it, and they left a note about it. In our opinion, on 23.12.2012/XNUMX/XNUMX.
      And that's all.
  5. makarov
    makarov 23 December 2013 07: 47
    +4
    Quote: andrei332809
    cool, thanks. the irony is great. and I went to dig the bunker bully

    I will not lag behind society, and I will go out of grief with Corvalol to thump laughing
    1. andrei332809
      andrei332809 23 December 2013 07: 50
      +2
      Quote: makarov
      I'll go with grief Corvalol thump

      it is better to insist on hawthorn on alcohol, they say, it is very beneficial for the heart. really don't know how for the liver tongue
    2. FC SKIF
      23 December 2013 07: 52
      +6
      I see that I cheered up many. I also like it when the bad does not happen, but there is a strong suspicion that it will be better next.
      1. Alexander Romanov
        Alexander Romanov 23 December 2013 08: 02
        +1
        Quote: FC Skif
        , but there is a strong suspicion that further will be better.

        In Russia it is possible, but not in Europe or the USA. There the schizophrenia epidemic will prevail hi
      2. baltika-18
        baltika-18 23 December 2013 08: 51
        +2
        Quote: FC Skif
        I also like it when the bad does not happen, but there is a strong suspicion that it will be better next.

        Well, I think at first it will be a little worse, and then better. After a slight decline, the rise.
      3. andrei332809
        andrei332809 23 December 2013 11: 34
        +1
        Quote: FC Skif
        I see that cheered up many

        And how good
  6. 020205
    020205 23 December 2013 07: 53
    +5
    Ren-tv is necessary for people to watch less))) Maya could not predict that their Europeans will cut out one and all, but then they predicted the end of the world, nonsense
    1. Tektor
      Tektor 23 December 2013 12: 53
      0
      Just they were able to predict their cataclysm with the advent of Europeans. Very accurate. This is annoying ... Europeans had to import slaves from Africa, because the Indians committed suicide and did not want to work for whites.
    2. Andrey Yuryevich
      Andrey Yuryevich 23 December 2013 13: 21
      +3
      Well, yes ... watch only the first channel, and you will be happy !!! wassat
  7. Irkutsk
    Irkutsk 23 December 2013 07: 53
    +3
    Thanks for the tablet from sadness. If there is a global Tryndets, then its author will be humanity, which there are nibira with asteroids, we are our own enemies. And here again, someone again not in the subject of Serdyukov will remember, not to rejoice with the author about the postponed apocalypse.
  8. Rurikovich
    Rurikovich 23 December 2013 07: 54
    +7
    "-This is the end, Sveta!
    -I see, I see ... Put on your pants and do not play around ... " laughing
    The words of the famous hit verb: "As long as there are fools in the world, we live by deception, therefore, from our hands <...> You don't need a knife for a fool, you will lie to him with three boxes, and do with him what you like." my mom ran to the store for the last sugar. After all, how many of these sugars have already been "last", but she does not learn anything!
    Live, gentlemen, with your mind. Learn to separate the grains from the chaff, and then you can sleep peacefully ... Until the present end of the world, of which only God knows ...
  9. Sadikoff
    Sadikoff 23 December 2013 07: 58
    +5
    Let it be known to everyone that the Polar Fox does not come under fanfare, cameras and press coverage. And no one will merge the accumulated problems in economics and politics. First you need to disentangle the overproduction of paper money, paper gold and other paper values. This is the most interesting and the polar fox is just a continuation of our success or defeat.
    1. FC SKIF
      23 December 2013 08: 03
      +2
      What are you talking about? Do not understand.
    2. andrei332809
      andrei332809 23 December 2013 08: 10
      +4
      Quote: Sadykoff
      Let it be known to everyone that the Polar Fox does not come under any fanfare, cameras, or press coverage.
      1. I do not care
        I do not care 23 December 2013 10: 41
        +5
        The end of the world in Western European
  10. Renat
    Renat 23 December 2013 08: 03
    +6
    In the north we also had summer. Only on this day I was sick. Nothing, my friends, we’ll break through !!!
    1. andrei332809
      andrei332809 23 December 2013 11: 39
      +2
      Quote: Renat
      In the north we also had summer

      it was on the second of May 1994. in the Murmansk region. from night the temperature rose to +20. in the morning +25. I went in a T-shirt to the post office (the other end of the town). I stayed there for about an hour. I ran back to the house like a sprinter - temperature -5 and snow flakes. I ran in a record time-minutes for 5-7. and walk there on foot for twenty minutes
  11. Boris55
    Boris55 23 December 2013 08: 14
    +5
    ... That scare plates, they say, vile, fly ...
    Fear is a strong feeling. Keeping people in ignorance and constant fear makes them easier to manage.

  12. rpek32
    rpek32 23 December 2013 08: 15
    +1
    That is how long he lived in the world but did not see the "creator", and I am sure that I will not. People - yes, I did. I draw a simple conclusion: one should not believe in the "creator" but in people.

    It’s a bad idea to drag mystical powers here.

    Z. s. and it was not the "creator" who created me, but my parents.

    and in civilization, by the way, a spearman could kill a tank to death. Spear. laughing
  13. kosta_cs
    kosta_cs 23 December 2013 08: 39
    +2
    Interestingly, in our childhood, when girls were allowed to fill out questionnaires (remember these common notebooks), there was often such a question: "How do you imagine the future?" The answers were always about space, aliens, and so on. in the same spirit. This I mean that then we were focused on development forward, on expansion into space and no ends of the world were foreseen, and now all sorts of apocalypses are associated with the future of children (world nuclear war, zombie invasion, etc.). Some kind of hopelessness is ahead and they are waiting for this, they are preparing, they are playing survivalists. The spirit of the times is something like that.
    Z.Y. A bit of humor. To be remembered in the 11 class before the new 2000 year, they chatted with familiar girls to show their breasts, arguing that it was the end of the world anyway (millennium, his mother) laughing
    1. Armata
      Armata 23 December 2013 09: 50
      +6
      Quote: kosta_cs
      Interestingly, in our childhood, when girls were allowed to fill out questionnaires (remember these common notebooks), there was often such a question: "How do you imagine the future?" The answers were always about space, aliens, and so on. in the same spirit. This I mean that then we were focused on development forward, on expansion into space and no ends of the world were foreseen, and now all sorts of apocalypses are associated with the future of children (world nuclear war, zombie invasion, etc.). Some kind of hopelessness is ahead and they are waiting for this, they are preparing, they are playing survivalists. The spirit of the times is something like that.
      Z.Y. A bit of humor. To be remembered in the 11 class before the new 2000 year, they chatted with familiar girls to show their breasts, arguing that it was the end of the world anyway (millennium, his mother)
      Optimism was knocked out of us for years, starting from 86, now everywhere you look everywhere there is a substitution of values. Personally, I like to believe in bright future more than in the end of the world. Although judging by the films that are now being played, including "documentaries" on discovery and others like him, the opposite awaits us. And the people believe.
      1. Tersky
        Tersky 23 December 2013 16: 27
        +3
        Quote: Mechanic
        And the people then believe.

        Hi Zhenya! Even a particle of positive can be pulled out of such a derma. You just need to seize the moment correctly ...laughing :
  14. Stiletto
    Stiletto 23 December 2013 08: 42
    +5
    And yet, whatever one may say, the communal workers sold their soul to the devil. Where is the winter? Where is the snow Where is my ice for winter fishing ?! recourse
    1. Uncle lee
      Uncle lee 23 December 2013 09: 50
      +8
      We already catch smelt in full, there is ice! fellow
      1. Stiletto
        Stiletto 23 December 2013 09: 59
        +4
        Quote: Uncle Lee
        We already catch smelt in full, there is ice!


        Yes, in our Tver region, they also pulled perch with pike perch, I scored so many balancers that my wife could be hung up with gold from head to toe with this money, I was waiting for the New Year holidays. And now everything has melted, and the daughter is asking: "Dad, will there be no New Year anymore ?!" Our snowman with her melted, and she can't ride down the hill ... Forgive me for the lyrical digressions, which is not on the topic, well, in general - not for geopolitics request
        1. Uncle lee
          Uncle lee 23 December 2013 10: 19
          +8
          There will be ice and fishing for you, just the season has moved a little what
          1. Stiletto
            Stiletto 23 December 2013 10: 22
            0
            Quote: Uncle Lee
            There will be ice and fishing for you, just the season has moved a little


            Thanks for your kind words! hi
            1. Uncle lee
              Uncle lee 23 December 2013 16: 18
              +7
              You're welcome ! We got ice, then a little collapsed, and now fishing has begun! good
          2. Andrey Yuryevich
            Andrey Yuryevich 23 December 2013 13: 28
            +4
            I agree, in the Urals, too, a month late, the ice became, only from the beginning of December I come off completely, yearned for an ice drill ... I need to let the fish breathe air laughing .
            1. andrei332809
              andrei332809 23 December 2013 13: 40
              +2
              Quote: Andrey Yurievich
              in the Urals, too, a month late, the ice became

              is WHERE? we still have not become the Urals
              1. Andrey Yuryevich
                Andrey Yuryevich 24 December 2013 18: 25
                +1
                Andrew’s namesake! it is in the Sverdlovsk region! (Ural region however!) hi
  15. ed65b
    ed65b 23 December 2013 08: 51
    +6
    What are you talking about ???? Did I overslept something ???? end of the world? When did it come? I always have it in winter laughing I’m leaving in the morning, it’s dark, I arrive in the evening, it’s dark, and when it’s light I’m at work laughing
    1. Andrey Yuryevich
      Andrey Yuryevich 24 December 2013 18: 27
      +1
      Edik! you take off your glasses! cardboard fool! you’ll see everything! laughing (joke, no offense)
  16. andruha70
    andruha70 23 December 2013 09: 33
    +4
    I play the strategy "Civilization". My units are close to the apocalypse, since my spouse is very jealous of them. They lead the epic heroic defense of Novgorod against the Japanese-Spanish hordes. Peasants harvest another crop, workers cast new cannons, soldiers bravely meet the invaders. So, they will all have the end of the world when I click DELETE.
    the author, with a sense of humor, is all right good (means we will live wink ) but ... give advice repeat "attack" your wife better ... with the DELETE button - you won't get off ... laughing
  17. rpek32
    rpek32 23 December 2013 09: 42
    +2
    since my wife is very jealous of them to me.


    there are always sims, a kerchief, to buy 2 pc to the kraynyak and drive a platoon to the tanks laughing
    1. torrr38_41
      torrr38_41 23 December 2013 11: 37
      +1
      Yes sir!
      that's exactly what I did laughing
      1. Andrey Yuryevich
        Andrey Yuryevich 24 December 2013 18: 30
        +2
        guys, what HERE have you forgotten? go to the sandbox, here the uncles are adults ....
  18. Standard Oil
    Standard Oil 23 December 2013 09: 50
    +4
    Everything is like in the old parable, about the boy who shouted "wolves" for "fun", there were so many "ends of the world" that when aliens land on Earth, no one will believe it, although perhaps this is a cunning multi-pass combination of reptilians with TV 3 or RENTV, which in this way want to lull our vigilance.
  19. major071
    major071 23 December 2013 09: 52
    +8
    In connection with the sudden end of the world, we were forced to restore the winter version of the world. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.
  20. Hort
    Hort 23 December 2013 09: 56
    +4
    it is strange that Mr. Volkhov has not yet unsubscribed here))

    ---

    * humming "come to naam on Ragnaröyok" went to lunch *
    1. negeroi
      negeroi 23 December 2013 10: 00
      +3
      Gy) Such a cute chorus, perhaps I grab it, without permission, it is too successful.))
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    3. Yarosvet
      Yarosvet 23 December 2013 10: 27
      +4
      Quote: hort
      "come to naam on Ragnarök"

      laughing
      1. Hort
        Hort 23 December 2013 12: 14
        +2
        yes yes) We are waiting, polishing the knives with axes, brewing ale and honey laughing
        1. Yarosvet
          Yarosvet 23 December 2013 13: 01
          +1
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  21. major071
    major071 23 December 2013 09: 57
    +10
    To cheer up on the eve of World Doomsday:
    While before the supposed end of the world people were stocking with matches and candles, I bought only ten packs of toilet paper. Yes, I was afraid ...
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  23. Yarosvet
    Yarosvet 23 December 2013 10: 31
    +10
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    1. andrei332809
      andrei332809 23 December 2013 11: 18
      +4
      Quote: Yarosvet
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      well is x_ren tv request
    2. andruha70
      andruha70 23 December 2013 12: 51
      +1
      you already decide !!!
      and what are they determined? request whoever dines with the girl, he dances her ... laughing
  24. Ivanovich47
    Ivanovich47 23 December 2013 10: 32
    +3
    I heard from people that the end of the world lasts forever. ATIf a person is a classic, this is the Universe. And when a person dies, the universe dies, that is, the horses of light of one separate Universe come. And the end of our entire universe will be, because nothing lasts forever. True, it will be very, very soon. And the rest is speculation on the feelings of believers.
  25. Ross
    Ross 23 December 2013 10: 42
    +3
    Quote: 020205
    Ren-tv is necessary for people to watch less))) Maya could not predict that their Europeans will cut out one and all, but then they predicted the end of the world, nonsense

    It's just that journalists never understand anything, but they really love "fried". Horror stories in everything. And the cycles of time exist for millions of years.
  26. Vasia kruger
    Vasia kruger 23 December 2013 11: 11
    +2
    It seems to me the essence of hysteria about the end of the world just in the paragraph about lending. Our land will not be impoverished by idiots. The longer I live, the more I am convinced that the number of people who believe in all kinds of nonsense is increasing. And it’s scary to look at the kind of mentally healthy people who are telling you about the planet nibira, about Atlantis, about the end of the world. It’s one thing when you listen to freaks of ufologists ... and it’s quite another when you seem to be a normal person.
    The reason for this is apparently the loss of the ability to critically analyze information, as a result of the degradation of education.

    Nibiru, aliens, astrology ... who benefits? And who do you think is profitable MMM? Personal growth courses? The answer is obvious. A person who believes in all nonsense is easier to cut.
  27. papuasimus
    papuasimus 23 December 2013 11: 18
    +2
    Well, raised nastronuha !!!
    “Trust in God, but don’t make a mistake yourself” - I have known and applied since childhood. There has never been a misfire yet.
    The reason that the end of the world did not take place was simple and banal: I didn’t make a reserve for sobriety, I didn’t calculate it (well, who doesn’t happen to anyone), so the continuation of the banquet was inevitable. And that’s it.
  28. vkrav
    vkrav 23 December 2013 11: 44
    0
    According to the plan, the next end of the world in February was either 22, or February 24 .. Yes already sick ... No to make a schedule of the ends of the world for a hundred years laughing
  29. Bosk
    Bosk 23 December 2013 12: 13
    +1
    And what ... normal, a crisis has struck in the world and against the backdrop of the impending cataclysm, like a crisis is no longer a crisis. But seriously, the end of the world is not possible on a principle, because without light there is no darkness.
  30. Tektor
    Tektor 23 December 2013 12: 39
    0
    But to a truly global cataclysm in 2035, as Vanga predicted, one still needs to live. A new flood in connection with the fall of Apophis (or part thereof). A lot of people will die and a lot of land will go under water. But the worst nightmare should happen in 2017 - a war that could be the last in the history of our civilization ...
    1. abdrah
      abdrah 23 December 2013 15: 43
      +2
      2017 is a war that may be the last in the history of our civilization ... - But from this place, please in more detail!
  31. Keeper
    Keeper 23 December 2013 13: 38
    +2
    When you arrange a grand boil at the main gate - take out utensils from the back entrance ...
    You can simply analyze what happened during this time and we did not react so violently, if not for "Light, this is the end ...".
    Most likely:
    1. In many countries, increased retirement age
    2. raised prices and taxes, again, referring to imaginary inflation (however, in our country prices have not increased globally)
    3. You’ve specially created boiling in order to make very big sales under this sauce: candles, salt, matches all over the world by the way !!!!
    4. some people made money in "safe places"
    5. the masses must be kept at bay "otherwise they will loose their girdle" - say the globalists ... etc, etc ....
    1. papuasimus
      papuasimus 23 December 2013 14: 17
      +1
      Intimidated people - obedient people!
      So in the whole civilized world.
      I just can’t understand what’s wrong with us ?, how can you frighten me (like a hedgehog with a bare ass). How far we have lagged behind the entire "civilized world". Either we have brains, or haven’t forgotten how to think?
      Speaking of birds: the end of the world, auuuuuuu, where are you? Bastard, lost?
  32. Horst78
    Horst78 23 December 2013 14: 33
    +2
    On official business, I constantly have to participate in fire evacuation training. So, when they are carried out unexpectedly, then EVERYTHING is like an alert yelling. US do not scare the end of the world wassat
  33. dropout
    dropout 23 December 2013 14: 52
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    "Get ready to die, and this rye"
    add
    Fear, do not be afraid, but the coffin! Build a house, but a domino rook!

    But do not offend the drummer. He still lives under the gas stove.
  34. 020205
    020205 23 December 2013 16: 24
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    Quote: Stiletto
    Quote: Uncle Lee
    We already catch smelt in full, there is ice!


    Yes, in our Tver region, they also pulled perch with pike perch, I scored so many balancers that my wife could be hung up with gold from head to toe with this money, I was waiting for the New Year holidays. And now everything has melted, and the daughter is asking: "Dad, will there be no New Year anymore ?!" Our snowman with her melted, and she can't ride down the hill ... Forgive me for the lyrical digressions, which is not on the topic, well, in general - not for geopolitics request

    Come to Siberia, there are plenty of snow, and there’s enough for the hill and for the snowman and frost this year there’s not eaten ate until -20 reached)))
  35. 020205
    020205 23 December 2013 16: 28
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    Quote: Ross
    Quote: 020205
    Ren-tv is necessary for people to watch less))) Maya could not predict that their Europeans will cut out one and all, but then they predicted the end of the world, nonsense

    It's just that journalists never understand anything, but they really love "fried". Horror stories in everything. And the cycles of time exist for millions of years.

    Ren-Tv channel loves not fried but overcooked
  36. michajlo
    michajlo 24 December 2013 17: 42
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    Praise the author!

    It is necessary to see tomorrow in everything, not to succumb to the "death knell".

    But on the other hand, hatred and indifference always climbed sideways and had to cough up blood many times.
    So it’s not so simple in our mortal world.

    Hello everyone and I wish you good winter weather so that there is a lot of snow and the sun is cold and frost!
  37. Cynic
    Cynic 24 December 2013 20: 37
    +1
    Hmm.

    Seem to be ?