Day of the engineer-mechanic

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October 30 in Russia traditionally celebrate their professional holiday specialists of engineering and technical specialties of various industries - Day of the mechanical engineer. A mechanical engineer is an employee who has a higher technical education in the field of designing, designing and operating various technological equipment. The specialists of this profession today are subject to various and rather high requirements.

Modern reality shows that the relevance of this profession is not waning. And how could it be otherwise in the era of technical progress? Without mechanical engineers, the continuous process of the technical evolution of humanity will stop. Today, a mechanical engineer is one of the most sought-after and versatile specialties among engineers.

In Russia, a country in which Leskov Lefty is one of the national heroes, this profession enjoys special respect and love. It is customary to count this holiday since 1854, when in Russian navy a corps of mechanical engineers was created. Since then, the prestige of the profession has not diminished in the least; a large number of Russian universities are still preparing mechanical engineers.

Today, an engineer should think not only about how to develop a new device or mechanism, but also about how people will use this device later, what kind of society’s reaction can be caused by the emergence of a technological innovation. At the same time, we live in a time when the technology around us is constantly improving, every day there is a huge amount of new gadgets that make our lives much more comfortable and diverse - and all this has long been not surprising to us. What is worth only cellular communication, which in its time made a real revolution in society, forever redrawing the daily lives of people. But today we perceive it as something very ordinary.

Day of the engineer-mechanic

In many ways, the activities of engineers depend on the needs of the society in which he lives. A good mechanical engineer must ensure that his product in modern society and the market is provided with a worthy place, and it brings the maximum benefit to people.

Today we can say that this is quite an old profession, which originated in ancient Greece. The first mechanical engineer in human stories can rightly be called Archimedes. He can also be considered the first theoretical mechanic in the world. That Archimedes was the author of a large number of inventions, which laid the foundation of modern mechanics. He was born in Syracuse in Sicily, which at that time was a colony of Greece. During the 2 Punic War, Archimedes was able to organize effective engineering defense of Syracuse with the help of his inventions. The genius of Archimedes aroused very great admiration even among the enemies - the Romans, so when they captured the city, Archimedes even wanted to save life, but fate decreed otherwise: Archimedes was killed by one of the Roman soldiers who simply did not recognize him.

In our country, getting an engineering education has become possible since the 1701 year. That year a school of navigational and mathematical sciences was opened in Moscow. If we talk about the first engineering school in Russia, it opened its doors to students in 1712 year. The first mechanical engineers were graduates of the current Naval Technical School located in Kronstadt. Nowadays, specialists in this profession are trained by a large number of Russian universities, including MSTU. Bauman, IISS, MSSU and many others.


Mechanical engineers gave the world a lot of things without which we simply can’t imagine our life: a car, a TV, a telephone, a microwave, and much more. It is for this reason that the work of the people of this profession has always been very highly valued. At the same time, it is quite easy for them to find a job - thanks to the great demand for highly qualified technical specialists in modern production.

Today, mechanical engineers are in demand everywhere. They work in many branches of modern industry: mechanical engineering, metalworking, design, they are necessary in all fleet workshops and on ships. This specialty is inherently very universal, so its representatives can easily work in a wide variety of industries, even in the space field. Their tasks are design, construction and operation of various technical equipment and mechanisms. They have very high professional requirements, and the specialty itself requires enormous intellectual expenditures from the person.

Professionally important qualities of any qualified mechanical engineer can be called a developed memory and attention, organizational skills, constructive and logical thinking, responsibility. It is worth noting that these qualities can not be learned in any university. Choosing this profession as his life path, a person should understand that he will reach heights only by his own work and self-improvement.


Often when choosing a profession, young people are guided by one or another factors of its prestige, as well as whether it will be in demand in the future not only today, but a year later, after 10 years, after 20 years. Today, the stable development trend of industrial enterprises has led to an acute need for employees of engineering and technical specialties. This means that the profession is in demand by the market. Thanks to mechanical engineers, the enterprises receive modern and high-tech equipment, and the customer receives high-quality civilian and military products.

Mechanical engineers form the technological space surrounding a person, literally cultivate new high technologies. The history of mankind knows a large number of examples of the creativity of engineers who have changed our lives. For example, in August 1908 of the year American industrialist and engineer Henry Ford introduced the in-line production of cars on an assembly line. In May, the “Russian Knight” of the Sikorsky engineer’s design took to the sky 1913, and in October, American engineer Percy Spencer received a patent for a microwave oven, which no kitchen can do without today, in October 1945. And there are a huge number of such examples from the history.
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  1. +12
    30 October 2013 08: 47
    Happy Holidays!

    he lounged in agricultural manure also on the infamously absentee
    1. +17
      30 October 2013 09: 01
      Happy holiday friends - colleagues !!! drinks
      1. +22
        30 October 2013 09: 12
        Quote: zart_arn
        Happy holiday friends - colleagues !!!

        And I didn’t know that my professional holiday exists. Well, then colleagues with the holiday! drinks
        Congratulations to everyone who remembers what Sopromat, Termech, TCM, OVZS, ORK.
        1. +8
          30 October 2013 09: 16
          Quote: baltika-18
          Sopromat, Termeh, TKM, OVZS, ORK.
          and KGM-wheel-tracked vehicles
        2. +10
          30 October 2013 09: 56
          Quote: baltika-18
          Congratulations to everyone who remembers what Sopromat, Termech, TCM, OVZS, ORK.

          How, I remember, there were such. You forgot to turn on the Machine Details, but it was an epoch-making student. It’s only a pity that the contents are quite forgotten.
          Today, mechanical engineers are in demand everywhere.
          But there were problems with this, well, God forbid, so as not to happen again. It was not from a good life that I had to retrain, I became a programmer, he sees Bill Gates, not bad, but it’s a pity that I had to leave the culman.
          For former colleagues - congratulations and a wish for demand for the rest of my life.
          1. Misantrop
            +5
            30 October 2013 10: 33
            Quote: Nagan
            You still forgot to turn on the Machine Details, and it was a landmark student
            Oh well, the students at the departments of steam turbines, self-propelled guns, nuclear propulsion, nuclear weapons and steam generators were no less epoch-making. wink Happy Holidays, colleagues!
            1. 0
              30 October 2013 23: 56
              Quote: Misantrop
              Oh well, the students at the departments of steam turbines, self-propelled guns, nuclear propulsion, nuclear weapons and steam generators were no less epoch-making.

              These afterwards, by specialization, I personally did others. And DM is the last student that ALL mechanics did, regardless of specialization. Well, anyway, with a holiday, and good luck to everyone who has gone through the harsh but glorious path from the tracing point through sopromat and TMM to DM, and further on specialization. drinks
              1. 0
                31 October 2013 05: 13
                Quote: Nagan
                from the inscription
                Oh, funny pictures, why about sad things?
          2. +3
            30 October 2013 11: 30
            good
            Quote: Nagan
            You forgot to turn on Machine Details
        3. +4
          30 October 2013 12: 36
          Happy "Mehmashevtsy" holiday! I will also add TMM (here is my grave), the theory of machines and mechanisms.
          1. +2
            30 October 2013 17: 42
            Quote: screw cutter
            Happy "Mehmashevtsy" holiday! I will also add TMM (here is my grave), the theory of machines and mechanisms.

            We had a joint department: the theory of machines and mechanisms and machine parts, TMM and DM (Here is my grave and my friend)
        4. 0
          30 October 2013 18: 27
          Remember the student story: "I handed over the sketch - you can fall in love, I handed over the proof material - you can get married." Beginning of engineering training.
          Happy holiday of mechanical engineers of all profiles from machine tools to airplanes and spacecraft!
          1. +1
            30 October 2013 22: 35
            Oh, the familiar "bird" on the avatar. good
      2. +10
        30 October 2013 09: 38
        Eugene Mechanic wink Today is your day and our evening drinks
        Happy holiday laughing
        1. +6
          30 October 2013 10: 10
          I join the congratulations specifically my namesake mechanic-a, while no one had time to do this, join here. fellow drinks hi
          1. +11
            30 October 2013 10: 14
            Quote: Alexander Romanov
            Zhenya Mechanic Today is your day and our evening
            Happy holiday

            Quote: Hedgehog
            I join in the congratulations of my namesake mechanic specifically, until no one had time to do this, join here.
            Thanks guys . But I'm not the only one. Nothing to do alone. So, on the occasion of the holiday, everyone who is somehow involved in this field of science.
            1. +4
              30 October 2013 10: 54
              Quote: Mechanic
              But I'm not the only one.

              At our site you are the only SUCH. No one else saw Armata in the eyes wink
              1. +5
                30 October 2013 11: 14
                Quote: Alexander Romanov
                At our site you are the only SUCH. No one else saw Armata in the eyes

                I am joining! Friendly cartoon as a gift from me in the face of all colleagues on the site!

                Eugene! Hello, darling!!!
                How are you? Iron overlord!

                We take off our friend hats before you hi
                Alexander is right, you are the only one who saw "ARMATA"!

                Happy holiday, our bright minds!
              2. +4
                30 October 2013 16: 54
                Quote: Alexander Romanov
                Quote: Mechanic
                But I'm not the only one.

                At our site you are the only SUCH. No one else saw Armata in the eyes wink

                And the mechanics too! Well, not all: drinks Happy holiday, and that would not break the machines and the bosses encouraged, as expected, and not as always
                1. +5
                  30 October 2013 16: 55
                  Quote: igor67
                  Happy holiday, and that would not break the machines and the bosses encouraged, as expected, and not as always

                  Pour in drinks
                  1. +2
                    30 October 2013 17: 41
                    Already before work I had a little charm. drinks right now at work, no way drinks
            2. +3
              30 October 2013 16: 56
              Eugene hi happy holiday drinks
    2. +5
      30 October 2013 11: 21
      One of the coolest professions is having to move your brain, solve problems and tasks.
      Super! Those who work now in this profession are the happiest people ...
      1. +1
        30 October 2013 21: 19
        Quote: mirag2
        have to move your brain, solve problems and tasks.

        This should be done in all professions, if you do not want to trample on 1 place.
    3. +1
      30 October 2013 21: 49
      Happy holiday, dear Denis. Let me give you a few phrases? As I understand from your statements, you worked in the field of agricultural units. Your attitude to that work (judging by your posts) was mildly said CRUGE !!!!. There is such an office -LIDELSELMASH, do you happen to come from there? I personally have a law degree, but I (it happened) sell and remake equipment for the same farmer (dear colleagues, whoever has something to share, write to the PM) meet, probably you Denis initially chose not his own path -You probably better to be a manager to be in GZZPROM?
  2. +27
    30 October 2013 08: 48
    Yesterday I watched the award in the Kremlin. Not a single engineer, artists, one military man, machine operators, no engineers. I myself work as a leading design engineer. On the board of honor of the enterprise where I used to work workers and bosses, for ten years not a single engineer.
    1. +14
      30 October 2013 08: 52
      Quote: Canep
      I myself work as a leading design engineer

      Happy holiday to all of us !!!!!!
      1. +11
        30 October 2013 09: 03
        Quote: ziqzaq
        Happy holiday to all of us!


        And Zhenya Mechanics. Health and patience ....
    2. +13
      30 October 2013 08: 54
      I heartily congratulate all the mechanical engineers and their families on this professional holiday. I wish you all good health, even greater creative success and all the best.
      Special congratulations to the Mechanic (Eugene) hi you’ve been your friend since the holidays. drinks drinks drinks
    3. +9
      30 October 2013 08: 59
      And all the same with the holiday colleagues! drinks
      1. +6
        30 October 2013 09: 37
        Happy colleagues! All MATI classmates - special greetings and congratulations good drinks
    4. sq
      +5
      30 October 2013 15: 50
      Engineers are remembered only when something fights on .... or when it is necessary to push hard and dirty work on someone, or to find the last one. No wonder the positions of mechanic, zavgara, head of RMM, RMU and RMC have always been considered the most canine.

      ALL TEAM-ENGINEERS - WITH A HOLIDAY !!!!

      And we wish the enemies: "LET YOU HAVE EVERYTHING THAT YOU WISH FOR US!"
    5. +1
      30 October 2013 21: 28
      Quote: Canep
      Yesterday I watched the award in the Kremlin. Not a single engineer, artists, one military man, machine operators, no engineers. I myself work as a leading design engineer. On the board of honor of the enterprise where I used to work workers and bosses, for ten years not a single engineer.


      what do you want? today in the absolute majority of the largest factories and associations are run by those who grabbed this industry. And the m6 and m8 themselves do not distinguish
  3. +8
    30 October 2013 09: 00
    And I became a ship engineer in 1996, just the need for my specialty was then LLCOOOO very much in demand, I had to change direction ... But there is little experience, so I join in the congratulations!
  4. +9
    30 October 2013 09: 02
    Happy holiday to all mechanical engineers. Success in work and creative success.
  5. makarov
    +8
    30 October 2013 09: 05
    Happy engineers and mechanics !!
    Let there be MORE in Russia !!!
  6. +9
    30 October 2013 09: 05
    The need for this specialty will always be clear to all sane people - as soon as new aircraft, missiles, ships, cars are needed, you can’t get anywhere without techies - dear!
  7. +23
    30 October 2013 09: 06
    Happy holiday to all colleagues - "bolts". I also have a civilian degree in my diploma - an engineer for the operation of ... systems.

    The table for the mechanics is set !!!
    1. +3
      30 October 2013 12: 54
      Quote: Ascetic
      The table for the mechanics is set !!!


      And the instruments on the table are Chinese. It's a shame!
      1. +3
        30 October 2013 15: 00
        Now everything is Chinese, from processors to wrenches. And in the glasses what? In my car, the power steering fluid is about the same color, and the other should have a brake. drinks drinks drinks True, I myself do not drink either brake or anything alcohol-containing.
        1. +4
          30 October 2013 15: 39
          Quote: Canep
          And in the glasses what?


          The bag is probably thermonuclear.
        2. +1
          30 October 2013 16: 50
          Quote: Canep
          Now everything is Chinese, from processors to wrenches
          Not right, not everything. Can the Chinese make "that curve x ... nu by 17"?
          1. +2
            30 October 2013 22: 49
            The main thing is that our hands and head should be ours, my locksmith the other day puzzled me: they bought somewhere an Chinese ax, in the laboratory they found out the steel grade for the school girl and asked to develop a hardening and tempering regime for him (this country will be won !!!).
  8. +8
    30 October 2013 09: 10
    "the relevance of this profession is not weakening" - the relevance may not be falling, but the prestige is still not gaining. And nevertheless, colleagues with a holiday!
  9. +17
    30 October 2013 09: 10
    So many Holidays)))
    Just celebrated Driver’s Day, With their Children (grew up)) and without alcohol)))
    I always told them: - get the RIGHTS otherwise you will have one RESPONSIBILITY in your life ...
    Smiled, learned ,,,,, and, with all rights, full rights CITIZENS of the Company))))
    I studied at the Ural Mining Academy, direction "Mining Machines and Equipment" in absentia ..
    Before that he graduated from Boncha, Institute of Communications .... Everything came in handy))))

    So Colleagues on holiday, someday This bacchanalia will end and we will have to raise the country .....
    But Wait it must be taken away)))
    "effective slave managers" can only ruin the industry and themselves)))
    1. Volkhov
      +7
      30 October 2013 10: 39
      Yesterday there was a test on the site
      http://topwar.ru/35218-oruzhie-starter-ili-dekorativnyy-obekt-zagadochnyy-pribor
      -iz-germanii.html
      which showed the degradation of engineering in the Russian Federation and this is at the military-technical forum ... it’s the same as confusing a sundress with a dressing gown or a sheep and a deer in a female one.
      "This bacchanalia" will end with the contents as a cruiser in the Russian Navy and it is no easier to lift them than from the bottom.
      The Germans in the 20s were saved by the aristocracy, preserving the thinking core and then developing it, but we don’t have an aristocracy, like an organized people in general - to raise Russia means to open our eyes, turn on our brains and choose the men of the top ... it seems simple, but it doesn’t work.
    2. +2
      30 October 2013 16: 54
      Quote: Asgard
      graduated boncha
      Dad, when he hired someone, after reading that he had graduated from Boncha, he said TO FIRM and had no more questions
  10. AK-47
    +13
    30 October 2013 09: 17
    Happy All of us, mechanical engineers. Yes
    Thanks to the tireless and creative work of many specialists, including mechanical engineers, technological progress is developing rapidly: new inventions, equipment and machines are constantly appearing that make our life richer and easier.
    1. Alex 241
      +17
      30 October 2013 09: 29
      Everyone involved in this large and necessary profession with a holiday! Zhenya, Sasha (students) personal greetings. Well, of course, all the guys of the ENGINEERING AVIATION SERVICE!
  11. +8
    30 October 2013 09: 34
    Happy holiday, colleagues!
    It’s only a pity that most of the factories have collapsed, we have not to develop and construct our own, but to master and operate imported equipment.
  12. 10kAzAk01
    +9
    30 October 2013 09: 59
    Once my TCM teacher said that it was a celebration of the Technical Intelligentsia! Happy Holiday!
  13. +14
    30 October 2013 10: 01
    Happy colleagues. Health and new developments. More grants for our affairs. drinks
    1. +8
      30 October 2013 10: 40
      Quote: Mechanic
      More grants for our affairs.


      do not forget to share wassat
  14. +9
    30 October 2013 10: 04
    Mechanical Engineers Respect and Respect !!! Stir up guys, we are waiting for your achievements, the enemy is already at the gates)))
  15. +14
    30 October 2013 10: 07
    Gentlemen, mechanical engineers. Happy holiday. Special greetings to those who passed the school of the Kiev Polytechnic, where on admission the group was 24 people, and upon graduation often no more than 10. A bunch of coursework and A1 formats are blacker than white pencils. And then you come to the pro viewer, and he squinting and says: - Well, my friend, everything is wonderful, just move me all this to the right by 20 mm .... Term is 1 day. The time has gone. In the last courses, the exam was taken almost sitting on the lap of the teacher. To tear off is not real, and the conversation after scribbling puts everything in its place. If the formula is displayed a bit incorrectly, then sometimes it’s someone’s life. And all those. the rules are written in blood. Therefore, a score of 4 points is not a channel often. It just needs to be 5, because this teacher is known there somewhere else ... and YOU- This is either his personal pride or personal shame.

    I could never understand the heavy tears of those who studied in narkhoz .... laughing
  16. +11
    30 October 2013 10: 07
    Well, well, happy holiday, dear colleagues! A bright future will come and we, the mechanical engineers of the Navy will be appreciated. The main thing is to wait! And to plant more and more new holidays, otherwise there are less and less reasons to drink :))
    I’m reporting at the same time, my friends, I’m looking for a mechanical engineer for the position of leading ship repair engineer in Severomorsk. Salary with a full polar and length of service in the Armed Forces - about 25 ty.! While I did not find those who wanted to rake such money (!) ... But I'm waiting!
  17. +13
    30 October 2013 10: 08
    Unfortunately, management appreciates traders more. Apparently, because they carry live money in their beaks, and they have to spend money on our developments. And they understand that without our work and the tradesmen will not work, but they can’t step over themselves. Apparently, they themselves are traders in their hearts.
  18. +18
    30 October 2013 10: 12
    All mechanics WITH A HOLIDAY! drinks With all my heart, I myself am a mechanic! And if it were not for the power of traders (all kinds of managers and marketers) hucksters are shorter, then we would have long lived in the future! fellow Engineering is an art, and an engineer is an idealist! Always striving for the best, perfect. Only many undertakings are hindered by managers (hucksters), because perfection is not important for them - it is not profitable! For them, the main consumer goods, a penny in production, and sold for considerable rubles! No. And if you produce decent products, then only in limited quantities and sell for an astronomical price! I live in the world of cars and I know that to provide decent and comfortable, and most importantly, inexpensive (actually inexpensive!) Cars, today modern industry can easily and without loss! Yes That's just for traders it is not profitable - where to get inadequate superprofits? Due to which to replenish the billions of billions of oligarchs and all sorts of parasites (shareholders). Flight of thought and aspiration to the perfect engineer, far ahead of the medieval-bazaar thinking of traders (managers). And here confrontation is born! angry SO DRINK SAME for engineers to win this confrontation more often !!! drinks With deep respect to all ENGINEERS and MECHANICS and to all our hard work - DIMANMEHANIK hi
    1. +5
      30 October 2013 12: 43
      To the point, everything is correct said. All the evil from the traders-speculators. Beauty (she is rationality) will save the world. As the aviators say, "Ugly does not fly." Once again, happy MECHANIC ENGINEER's holiday!
  19. pahom54
    +12
    30 October 2013 10: 12
    "Mechanical engineers form the technological space surrounding a person, literally cultivate new high technologies."
    It is a pity that the profession of mechanical engineer in our time has become less prestigious. This is not only the fault of the government-state, but also the fat "masters of life" who managed to put the profession of a manager much higher and highly paid than the profession of a mechanical engineer. I hope that this situation will nevertheless change - our country faces a choice - either to remain an appendix of the world economy, or thanks to design engineers (not only mechanics) Russia will be able to take its rightful place in world technologies and structures.
    Happy holiday to you, current mechanical engineers! Happy holiday to you, young ascetics, going to study at polytechnic universities! Good health to you !!!
  20. +10
    30 October 2013 10: 13
    Our Kulibins, mechanical engineers with a professional holiday! We wish you reliable mechanisms and uninterrupted operation of any equipment!
  21. +7
    30 October 2013 10: 22
    With pleasure I congratulate fellow mechanics! At EVAKU he worked at the Department of Physics. But how we were friends with the Department of Sopromat and Applied Mechanics! The head of the department Dremin V.F. is one of the brightest people I met in my life. It’s a pity he’s dead. Under his influence, and according to his excellent manuals, I secretly learned to solve problems with compromise. He kicks out the cadets (he was a very principled person) —they are coming to me. Well, I immediately send them to the store for a fee ... Then the same fee in the laboratory of mechanical tests was sentenced together ... Then he already saw through me ... But he didn’t refuse to use the fee ...
  22. +10
    30 October 2013 10: 31
    Congratulations to all the mechanics on their professional holiday. Happy mechanical engineer dear! God grant that everything in your life goes well! drinks
    1. +5
      30 October 2013 12: 24
      An engineer is first of all outlook and non-standard thinking. So we were taught in the 80s. Happy holiday friends!
      1. +5
        30 October 2013 12: 49
        Correctly. Unfortunately, there are few such (((
        My sincere congratulations!
        all)))
  23. +10
    30 October 2013 10: 32
    Colleagues, welcome! Happy holiday! We have the most interesting job! So that we had it, and with a salary so that it would be nice! And to relatives and friends of our health and happiness! drinks
  24. +6
    30 October 2013 12: 17
    Congratulations to all involved.
    I’ll congratulate Dad separately, although he worked on agricultural machinery (a lot of seeders, developed and improved winnowers), but also a kind of engineer, although he did not finish the towers.
    1. Alex 241
      +9
      30 October 2013 12: 19
      Yuri I welcome, the main thing is not higher education, but higher consideration.
      1. +2
        30 October 2013 12: 23
        Quote: Alex 241
        Yuri I welcome, the main thing is not higher education, but higher consideration.

        good Hi Sasha! I agree drinks
  25. +6
    30 October 2013 12: 43
    All a happy holiday.
    Any engineer, especially a constructor or designer, does not deal with abstract and fictional concepts, but with concrete and real things. For engineers, the logic is more developed than for today's science fiction leaders requiring something according to their wishes, and the engineer’s wisdom is to land the leader or owner on the earth from their space heights and at the same time give him a gentle hint who is a specialist and who only speaks the language knows how and distributes money.
    By the way, a mechanical engineer can work in almost all areas and not only on machines, but the opposite is already unlikely. Even Zadornov seems to be an aircraft engineer. And indeed there are doctors, philosophers, historians from ours, from Soviet engineers. In general, higher technical education is only beneficial.
    1. +3
      30 October 2013 14: 44
      You are certainly right. It’s only a shame that landing-proving work takes away the lion's share of productive time. And not the fact that she will succeed. Well, by definition, a former huckster-leader cannot understand the techie. Unless, if he himself once started with engineering, then there is a chance.
  26. +4
    30 October 2013 13: 18
    Happy holiday, comrades! And it's always worth remembering that the world is on the shoulders of engineers ... and not "economists-lawyers-managers". drinks
  27. +3
    30 October 2013 13: 31
    HAPPY COLLEAGUES !!! I want to wish constant orders and always feel pride in their mechanisms (and it doesn’t matter what branch they work in) The main thing is that RUSSIAN engineering always be at a high level drinks
  28. +3
    30 October 2013 13: 31
    Quote: Taoist
    And it is always worth remembering that the world is on the shoulders of engineers ... and not "economists-lawyers-managers". drinks

    They are also needed as auxiliary services to engineers, but not the main ones.
    1. +5
      30 October 2013 14: 23
      So who is against ... only they consider themselves the "salt of the earth", but we are, "butter-bags" ...

      My friend wrote in due time ...

      "Damn it, I cannot comprehend, looking at others:
      Do I have schizophrenia or do they have it?
      Here in the temple, as if equal, a candle will light
      the most important Orthodox is a former political officer.
      Peeling and shining with the light of ideas
      the most important Russian is a Jew in the past.
      And for the good of the world he sells his greatcoat
      the most important poor fellow is a former engineer.

      But, I see, calm faces, normal being.
      Whose consciousness is doubling? So, mine.
      Gentlemen, do not need money, you sing for it
      the most important schizophrenic is in the past. "(c)
  29. +7
    30 October 2013 13: 55
    Wow! Really and remembered about us. Already the tears are welling up. crying
    Happy holiday to you fellow creators !!! Happy holiday and you young shoots, who consciously chose this path in the troubled times of ignorance and swagger! All health, inspiration, joy from work. drinks
  30. +3
    30 October 2013 15: 09
    Happy colleagues !!!!
    All KAIs - special greetings and congratulations! 1 Faculty of LA!
    Here, on almost all desks, we had it scribbled: KAI - EARTH'S PUP !!!
  31. Gorko
    +2
    30 October 2013 15: 13
    Denis (3) SU Today, 08:47 AM
    Happy Holidays!

    he lounged in agricultural manure also on the infamously absentee

    In vain you are in absentia !!! Here at our Chelyabinsk Machine-Building Engineering College, external students are much smarter than full-time students, and this, according to the teachers themselves !!!
    1. +1
      31 October 2013 13: 00
      Quote: GORKO
      part-time students are much smarter than full-time students
      This is if in specialized subjects, but I looked at the tower with blunt eyes
  32. waisson
    +6
    30 October 2013 15: 34
    WITH HOLIDAY YOU ARE WORKERS OF THE INVISIBLE FRONT !!! soldier soldier soldier drinks drinks drinks and I am in front of you hiTHANKS YOU!!!!!
  33. +3
    30 October 2013 15: 46
    Modern reality shows that the relevance of this profession does not wane ...
    Well, don't tell me, I had a chance to somehow review "modern machine builders", so 90% of these "left-handers" (as stated in the article) cannot
    To distinguish the drill from the cutter. And they go to study, because the competition is not big, and the crusts of the "tower" oh, how you want to have. And these are not mere words .......
  34. kci
    kci
    +3
    30 October 2013 16: 28
    Happy Holidays Colleagues. I wish you all a decent income and a peaceful sky
  35. +2
    30 October 2013 16: 39
    All colleagues with a holiday! And remember - Soviet engineers can do EVERYTHING!
  36. +1
    30 October 2013 16: 40
    By the way - the red strip on my pursuit should be green!
  37. Yankuz
    +7
    30 October 2013 17: 40
    And I'm a leading process engineer! And according to the Soviet diploma, a mechanical engineer! Happy colleagues!
  38. +1
    30 October 2013 18: 06
    What is the demand for mechanical engineers the author says? Where are these businesses?
  39. +5
    30 October 2013 18: 08
    Regarding the Soviet engineer who knows how to do everything, yes I support. In any case, it will be suitable in a constructive and conscious manner and will not be taken on adventures. Overseas narrow specialists cannot be compared with our wide profile, whose horizons are greater and therefore the reasoning (as Zadornov says) is higher.
    We always want to improve or change something more while in the West strictly according to technology and neither. This is both plus and minus, but still moving forward and developing leagues would not have beaten our hands and did not require stopping.
    But there are also such bosses who only give ideas and throw themselves away who consider themselves to be the best generators of ideas in society and sometimes it comes to the point that they say, "Let's stop and do at least something that would work, and then let's go further." And all these grief generators are not enough and they want everything at once, and the main thing is that it works better than everyone else and which is less than that of the Chinese, but with quality as in the West.
  40. +4
    30 October 2013 18: 10
    Happy holiday to us men! drinks although I'm a design engineer, but not far from the mechanic ran away laughing
    1. +5
      30 October 2013 18: 41
      But a design engineer does not write in a diploma ... They write that a mechanical engineer ... This is a qualification ... And your position is a design engineer ... If you graduated from the faculty for metal cutting, you would be qualified process engineer ... However, it doesn’t matter ...
  41. +10
    30 October 2013 18: 39
    All with such a holiday ... I myself have gone the way to the technical director and vice versa, our specialty is not prestigious at the present time, we need to think a lot and get a little ... This is the logic of modern speculators ... I don’t even know what to write .. . Sad or happy? Happy holiday in general! drinks
    1. +1
      30 October 2013 22: 36
      But the work is interesting (3,5 years was a master of locksmiths at MTZ) wassat
  42. +4
    30 October 2013 21: 09
    Three days at the courses in Novosib, the brain was carried out by boilers, vessels and other hazardous production facilities. I returned home, open the VO and in surprise I find out that there is a day of mechanical engineer. Happy colleagues! Success in hard and often ungrateful work.
  43. +4
    30 October 2013 21: 30
    Therefore, I have a holiday ...
    Now I will know ... the holidays have divorced! Mom do not cry.
    All mechanical engineers on the holiday! I’ll go have a drink, since such a case. laughing
  44. +1
    30 October 2013 21: 31
    Quote: Altona
    I don’t even know what to write ... Sad or happy?

    Come on, pour it! wink
  45. +2
    30 October 2013 21: 47
    I did not know that there is such a holiday! Congratulations to all my colleagues!
    By the way, TMM was deciphered as the Theory of Mooing and Silence :)))
    1. +2
      30 October 2013 22: 37
      We had a popular student song, remade from the popular Soviet:
      "Do you remember, once in the spring,
      Surrendered to you,
      But only now I understand
      That it was TMM. " laughing
    2. +3
      30 October 2013 22: 39
      We have: Here is My Grave !!! wink
      BNTU mechanical-technological
  46. +4
    30 October 2013 22: 32
    Hello everyone!!! Congratulations on the holiday colleagues, do not forget that this is because of us this world is spinning (all kinds of gears and wheels wink ) !!!
  47. +4
    30 October 2013 23: 29
    UlSTU thank you!
  48. +1
    31 October 2013 03: 19
    ABOUT! my day in Russia))
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  50. +5
    31 October 2013 05: 04
    funny lads
  51. +1
    31 October 2013 11: 44
    Happy holiday to all mechanical engineers! I graduated from LVVMIU in ’79.
  52. +1
    31 October 2013 18: 32
    What about the electronics engineer? When is it his turn?
  53. 0
    6 November 2013 21: 55
    This is apparently funny, but the fact remains that the bearing heats up because it does not consider the issue of the direction of rotation of the balls. It would be more accurate to say, if anyone has enough imagination, that it is the rotation of the ball in the supporting cage that has the direction of counter-rotation. And that’s half the trouble. The entire cage of balls also rotates in such a way that it causes counter-directional rotation vectors. So they heat up at increased revolutions and speeds. And the solution is the simplest, which will increase the bearing life by orders of magnitude. When I “saw” this, I asked myself; "Is it really possible to be so blind in your imagination that you cannot see reality?"
  54. 0
    6 November 2013 22: 03
    Perhaps it’s funny that in the article, the bearings are shown in the photo. The question is that the reason for heating the bearings is that the balls or rollers rotate in the support race in directions that cause sliding rather than rolling. Because of this, when the load or speed increases, they lose their operating parameters. And it’s a nonsense question to solve this problem. But for some reason, the bearing life can be increased by orders of magnitude. It is simply impossible not to see this.
    We must not forget that the industrial world was created by mechanics.