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Petrovich! I negros end ...

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From the story of my friend.


Petrovich! I negros end ...


I had a comrade, in the past not the last soldier with the rank of major in the headquarters of the western grouping of troops. And once he shared this history.
It's no secret that our military specialists were always in the price, and that was the beginning of 90, when the collapse went. Many went to work for mercenaries, who are in a foreign legion, who is an instructor ...

And in Africa, where some negros regularly choke others, there was always an acute shortage of skilled specialists. And from time to time it brought a lot of unique moments.



So this is the story:

On the one hand, the Niger trenches on one side, on the other, respectively, the other, and the negros selflessly shoot each other. In both trenches our instructors. One glances at his pretty battered eagles and gives the command to put down the fire.



Gaining more air and yelling:
- Petrovich! I negros end ...
On the other hand, after a pause:
- Fuck, me too. Cho can a smoke break until new ones bring up?
- Come on.

And here is an oil painting, between our two lines of trenches our instructors meet and rub under a cigarette for life.



I do not know how true this story is, but I myself have seen enough of the improbable improbability, therefore I believe in it, and there was no reason for me to tell a lie.

In general, ours had not only to train and command, but also to fight, because negros, their mother ... how many do not teach, they are all on .... drum.

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  1. MIKHAN
    MIKHAN 23 September 2013 07: 51
    12
    I think a very real story ... Laugh ..))) ha ha ha
    1. Crocodile
      Crocodile 23 September 2013 09: 12
      +7
      100% TRUE!
      There were cases when the "irreconcilable" enemies were driven into one squad for rent, "for the duration of the check"!
      The payment of the soldier stipulated in the contract - generally killed - "TWO CHICKENS A DAY"!
      1. a52333
        a52333 23 September 2013 20: 12
        +3
        +++++. war is an exact science now. Brains, damn it, needed.
        1. a52333
          a52333 23 September 2013 20: 23
          +6
          Well, and one more beautiful dog to catch up
  2. Revolver
    Revolver 23 September 2013 08: 10
    10
    Under the table. Offset to the author.
  3. Letnab
    Letnab 23 September 2013 08: 14
    +3
    nomano! belay laughing laughed
  4. Oskar
    Oskar 23 September 2013 08: 14
    22
    Handsome !!!)))) Author +, of course! Cheered up on Monday.
    1. Turik
      Turik 23 September 2013 08: 24
      +6
      Oscar! In the photo just a beauty, also with a dowry! I take two.
    2. Revolver
      Revolver 23 September 2013 10: 05
      +3
      The photo is valid. That's just Kalash out of place, a spear or club would be more appropriate.
      1. Fedya
        Fedya 15 December 2013 21: 03
        0
        Yes please !
  5. Ruslandeth
    Ruslandeth 23 September 2013 08: 21
    +3
    yes, it is written in Russian))
  6. antiaircrafter
    antiaircrafter 23 September 2013 08: 25
    +4
    Well, good morning, you know.
    The author of the esche!
  7. sashka
    sashka 23 September 2013 08: 50
    +5
    Not bad for Monday .. And after all, it's most likely true .. Laughed ..
  8. Garrin
    Garrin 23 September 2013 08: 53
    +5
    Yes. Cool. The guys had to come to an agreement and send replenishment from one trench to another. To equalize the chances and everything was fair.
    1. Quiet
      Quiet 24 September 2013 00: 02
      +2
      The guys had to come to an agreement and send replenishment from one trench to another

      ... "Pay for the first or second" !!! The first numbers in one trench and the second in another !!! laughing
  9. ia-ai00
    ia-ai00 23 September 2013 09: 04
    +4
    In general, ours had not only to train and command, but also to fight, because negros, their mother ... how many do not teach, they are all on .... drum.

    The truth is that everything is on the drum. When my husband returned from a business trip to Senegal, he said that you would say ten times, do this and that, the negro just left, and had already "forgotten", was in the clouds, could "forget" for several days. If you really forgot, our conscience gnaws at us, it's uncomfortable, somehow. And the blacks are calm, unperturbed, nothing gnaws at them!
  10. major071
    major071 23 September 2013 09: 05
    +8
    Good morning everyone! From the heart! Monday, morning, no mood, but here is this article. Smiled!
    1. Crocodile
      Crocodile 23 September 2013 09: 16
      +2
      Throw a plus to cheer up!
  11. My address
    My address 23 September 2013 09: 11
    +6
    At the headquarters of the regiment in 70-x was a former instructor of the Ebipet tank crews. The guy was cool and as a tanker, and as a mentor. So it was expressed about ebipetkie only unprintable. He said that often young phellach (peasant) is taken, they will teach him to slightly distinguish between left-right (hay-straw) and a sledgehammer from the drink, and then in six months he should be made a tanker.
  12. omsbon
    omsbon 23 September 2013 09: 36
    +1
    It’s in Africa, it’s warm there ...
  13. ed65b
    ed65b 23 September 2013 09: 39
    +8
    In Mozambique, oil painting. The blacks are digging a hole (a pipe has drained the canal), the white one is standing above them and looking, the blacks are digging, the white one is turning away - the blacks are sitting, the white is moving away, the blacks are lying and some are already sleeping.
    1. Jager
      Jager 23 September 2013 09: 49
      +7
      What does Mozambique have to do with it? At us on construction of the bridge Tajiks in the same way work))
    2. Pushkar
      Pushkar 23 September 2013 10: 07
      +3
      And I had such a Kazakh. I haven’t visited the paratroopers on the lip yet. They taught their young on it.
  14. Stiletto
    Stiletto 23 September 2013 10: 07
    +4
    Istroya really delivers hi With the bearded in Syria it would be nice to crank it up wassat
  15. vissokii
    vissokii 23 September 2013 10: 12
    +1
    +++++ rating
  16. chehywed
    chehywed 23 September 2013 10: 19
    11
    I smiled heartily, try to smile and I ...
    1. Quiet
      Quiet 24 September 2013 00: 09
      +2
      I smiled heartily, try to smile and I ...

      More abruptly, only sailors on zebras !!! laughing
  17. ed65b
    ed65b 23 September 2013 10: 51
    +5
    The war in Mozambique. Government troops clinging to the T-34 tank rushing in a column on a mission. Drove directs the tank into a bush thickets all in large and long spines. The tank breaks into the thicket at full speed, the soldier rips off thorns and the next tank, having no time from braking, crushes the blacks. A soldier also rips him off, and they, mixed with crushed brothers in arms, are picturesquely wallowing in a cleared passage. The driver of the first tank is declared a Punidosh-type of lip, where he drags a large stone on his head for 3 days and climbs the fallen baobab with it.
  18. Old_kapitan
    Old_kapitan 23 September 2013 11: 16
    +1
    And in Africa, where some blacks regularly choke others

    good drinks
  19. MIKHAN
    MIKHAN 23 September 2013 12: 23
    +2
    I can’t forget all this article (as I present the situation))) .. ha ha ha It's purely in Russian ... well man damn it !!!
  20. Volkhov
    Volkhov 25 September 2013 23: 39
    +3
    Strange, everyone has fun, although we have about the same thing - we eat each other.
    Blacks have more freedom and sovereignty and warmth there. There would be no instructors from the Democrats - they would live peacefully comparatively. Instructors for moderate money work for genocide and blacks are expelled from Africa here.
  21. Vend
    Vend 17 June 2014 18: 21
    0
    "Negroes, their mother ... how many do not teach, they are all on .... drum."
    That's it. And the black man is now at the helm of the United States.