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About cutting and sewing

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Do you know why we live badly? Why do we have small salaries and pensions in pensions, and at the same time fantastic income and huge rent? Why is the "hard labor" of an official of any level estimated at tens or even hundreds of times higher than the labor of a worker? Why do airplanes fall with enviable constancy, houses collapse, gas cylinders explode, ships and so on, and so on, and so on ... And this is the main question. Why do they steal from us ??? And they steal the most impoverished segments of the population - ministers, deputies, governors, mayors, heads of administrations and ... other state officials shelupen. And where do the stolen money go, and why should it be returned back to the budget if it is stolen again? Just some circulation of money in nature. True, in order to replenish the treasury, they periodically have to be collected from the population, that is, with us. For example, through utilities. Or in other ways. What - the mass. But how to recover stolen? Not from my own pocket. How so?


I dreamed of the answer to these questions ... Do not believe it, but in a dream I really understood what I had not understood at all during the last three decades. In Russia, all this happens for a simple reason - we have the size of pillowcases do not coincide with the size of pillows. So you try to buy a pillow and a pillowcase of the same size or put a St. Petersburg pillow case on a pillow from Moscow? Does not work? This is normal. And if you take the Ussuri or Saratov, eh? Then the dimensions will be proportional to the distance ... and ... means. Quantity goes into cash quality. Necessarily green. Yes, and tailors everywhere at different levels. Here in Moscow, for example, extra-class. In the military department, the main tailor with his seamstresses scribed so much ... And this !!! Breathtaking! Their experience should be summarized and distributed throughout Russia. In the pillowcases made by furniture tax-tailor associates, the pillows will fit not only for the Russian Army, but also for all the armies of the countries of Eastern and Western Europe. Also, some of the Chinese will grab. Now the main cutters of the country in dead silence just shrug their shoulders and wonder ... "A good manager ..." Yes ... you can't say better. I have no words! More to us such tailors. Yes, where to get them ??? But then, like mushrooms, new tailors appear, now in the field of candidate and doctoral theses. If you want a candidate, give on the material - we will hide and stitch. The doctors? No problem. Only material and thread more expensive. It seems they only took some, stitched them up, leveled them along a pillow, and here again - and housing and public utilities on the way. With t-aa-a-ka pillow .... Now you need to collect money for a pillowcase as a whole country. Tailors, too, want to get paid. So we cut it and sew it with a reserve - and to the treasury and kids for milk ... And to milk, you also want a sandwich with caviar (preferably black), and a Swiss machine of a famous German watch and watch from a crocodile leather strap. Yes, and how to come to the studio and show yourself without a suit from Valentino ??? Well, in extreme cases - Versace. For the Olympics in Sochi already sew a pillowcase. I understand this - it will be dimensionless ... The benefit of the experience already exists - 15 has been cutting and sewing a football stadium in St. Petersburg for years. One change of masters is already on vacation, the second is being prepared. Will there be a third - while the question is open. They have not finished it yet ... We are giving cottages, diplomas, certificates, Stars of Heroes ... Will we soon be sewn ???? When will the threads run out? Or our patience? You can still have a lot to write about - there’s no end in sight. And does it make sense? The sewing machine is gaining momentum and it is not able to keep its main cutters of the country. How and where to buy a pillow and a pillowcase of the same size? Really want to. Can you tell me?

Not the topic: I regret a bit about the Soviet past, even if there was no such abundance as now, but such large-scale flaws were simply absent in the size of pillows and pillowcases.
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  1. treskoed
    treskoed 1 June 2013 07: 36
    -5
    Another whining, and even anonymous!
  2. krasin
    krasin 1 June 2013 07: 38
    +2
    Not the topic: I regret a bit about the Soviet past, even if there was no such abundance as now, but such large-scale flaws were simply absent in the size of pillows and pillowcases.

    The main thing is that the "fathers of the commanders", so that they die, live, and we are somehow! The deputies have 160t.r, from officials for 100t.r + parachutes, they live gloriously. America is rotting, there is no such gap in wages.
  3. Bosk
    Bosk 1 June 2013 08: 19
    0
    Everything that happens with us ... is happening all over the world, maybe the scale is backlash, but it happened ... is happening and will always happen, because the human factor is eternal. Personally, in my region, I am enraged by the attitude to our Mothers and Fathers, because pensioners are really a humiliated class, plowing their crumbs all their lives ... so that they can survive on retirement later ...
    1. andrejwz
      andrejwz 1 June 2013 11: 52
      +2
      Quote: Bosk
      Everything that happens with us ... is happening all over the world, maybe the scale is backlash, but it happened ... is happening and will always happen, because the human factor is eternal.

      Hell no! We did not have this on such frenzied scales in Soviet times about which the author of the article is nostalgic. And about the human factor, according to which a person is weak, voluptuous, with calls to lose his mask and admit that to be self-serving and not to do a damn without obvious personal gain - this is natural and, therefore, not ugly appeared in the horse of the eighties. Remember the articles, monologues of the heroes of the films, with rants about what they lie to us, and they themselves live on, and I will go and take it all at once. Thieves and prostitutes became the heroes, and enrichment through deception was a trump life.
  4. Captain Vrungel
    Captain Vrungel 1 June 2013 09: 10
    +6
    Why are we so rich and so poor?
    Yes, because everything that should belong to us has been brazenly stolen from us, declared private property and protected by law by a bunch of crooks who "privatized" everything that can be seized and seized, usurped power, throwing a symbolic handout in the form of taxes (which they have learned famously bypass), everything is famously transferred to the banks of countries where they look only at the volume of deposits, and not at the history of their origin.
    In Ukraine, three owners of Ukraine have already been identified. Gr. Akhmetov. Gr. Firtash and suddenly got rich gr. Yanukovych is the eldest son. All the rest, just temporary oligarchs of their business, which have not yet reached the circle of interests of the three.
    Approximately, this situation is in Russia.
    What need to do? The question is, who will give you something to do for the good of the people. at the expense of "families". Right, right. They protected themselves and secured themselves legally and physically. But...
    Imagine. What uncle comes to you from the street. Brazenly climbed into the pan of rich borscht, catches fatty slices, and then just picks up the pan and leaves. And you will silently look after him? No, you won’t. What comes to hand, that and embed the arrogant boor and return the pan ....
    The same thing happened, but nationwide. We were silent. Maybe it’s time to return the pan and what is cooked in the pan to the direct owner.
  5. Borat
    Borat 1 June 2013 09: 25
    -1
    "I dreamed about the answer to these questions ..."
    Mendeleev, damn it!
    If you want to live better - do something for this!
  6. individual
    individual 1 June 2013 10: 29
    -1
    The article is a failure.
    The author should remember from which cesspool Russia is selected.
    Not immediately Moscow was built. Priorities have not yet been selected for the construction of the foundation of the building, but the builder has already decided -
    BUILDING THE RUSSIAN STATE TO BE!
    We all want everything at once, but this only happens in fairy tales, and the anonymous author needs to descend to the sinful earth.
    Therefore, we most Russians trust the chief architect of a great construction project. We see, feel his general idea and tolerate "Lieber" - temporary fellow travelers in the government, corruption and embezzlement, but give him time and he will cleanse Russia of this sheluponi.
    1. redwolf_13
      redwolf_13 1 June 2013 15: 47
      0
      1. From which?
      2. Who drove her there?
      3. How much time do you need? (30 years is not enough ???)
      4. Who told you about trust ?? Although the mask is different
      5. We have long been on a sinful land and it would be time to lower Muscovy tudy. Choke ours.
      And the last who planted the latest embezzlers in the most bready places? And who does not want to send them to the fire?
    2. dmb
      dmb 3 June 2013 09: 13
      0
      So it seems, the inspired face of the author of the commentary with his eyes fixed on the horizon, under a fluttering banner. erected on the building of Russian statehood and supported by the Chief architect, the author himself and Serdyukov helping him with a bunch of women., Skrynnik with a bunch of men, bandit Kadyrov, etc. The only question is, which author of the above refers to the liberals? They seem all as one, strong statesmen.
  7. YaRusich
    YaRusich 1 June 2013 11: 13
    -2
    Quote: individ
    The author should remember from which cesspool Russia is selected.
    Not immediately Moscow was built. Priorities have not yet been selected for the construction of the foundation of the building, but the builder has already decided -
    BUILDING THE RUSSIAN STATE TO BE!

    catch +, I completely agree with you. And I would urge all whiners to look even further than their own nose and garden. If the system has already collapsed, then from scratch the new system will not work (as expected), it needs to be built and configured.
    1. redwolf_13
      redwolf_13 1 June 2013 15: 43
      +1
      Excuse me, how much more will you tune the piano ???. And who destroyed it. And here is the question.
  8. Genoezec
    Genoezec 1 June 2013 12: 01
    -1
    Maybe stop whining?
  9. Andrey_K
    Andrey_K 1 June 2013 12: 07
    0
    There is such a psychological trick: To make a person even believe a little in any crazy idea, it’s enough to confirm it as a confirmation ... absolutely any argument that has nothing to do with this idea is not at all clear to anything, but there is one condition - this argument must hurt living of the listener himself.
    The mismatch in the sizes of pillowcases and pillows - what could be more relevant! I also noticed this (although in Soviet times they also did not coincide).

    If the reader agrees with the second part of the statement (well, about pillowcases), then he will automatically agree with the first part - that "everything is bad with us."
  10. dmit-xnumx
    dmit-xnumx 1 June 2013 13: 54
    +2
    There is a concept in our country, "average salary", that's it, and only it (!) Should be received first of all by our respected deputies of all levels, our Presidential Administration, our wise Government, it is also advisable to assign all of the above employees to district polyclinics, but only not in one, but scatter (them) in all clinics.
  11. redwolf_13
    redwolf_13 1 June 2013 15: 38
    -1
    Bravo article class. He showed his shocked. The author is smart. In simple words about the complex. So far, they will not hang up with the household members for official theft and confiscate the looted order. Why hang up? I will always say that hanging was the most shameful punishment. And I’ll tag with all the household. They lived on this money, they knew where. So this is an organized embarking community which, by its actions, spurred the person involved in the case for further unlawful action against the state.
  12. pamero
    pamero 1 June 2013 18: 17
    -1
    negative misses the Soviet past. And who "fucked up" everything, you wanted 40 varieties of sausages? Generation 50 years old and profiled the power! He whines. And the children in schools are now eating everything and everyone. He's a whiner will go to another world, and today's kids will wash themselves with sweat and blood to survive and live normally.
  13. individual
    individual 2 June 2013 06: 20
    -1
    They put a minus not to me.
    They put a minus on faith about the worthy development of Russia.
    You are pouring into the swampy cacaphony of the curse of Russia, only those have a symbol of a condom in their buttonhole, and you get lost in the ranks of patriots - members of the forum from the inside "sharpen" the foundations of power.
    My big minus to you!