Results of the week. “Who will think of us? Admiral Ivan Kruzenshtern? ”

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Part I. “You sow reasonable, kind, eternal, and a henbane grows and a thistle”

Triple Call

In free time from study - army

According to a number of domestic media outlets, during the week a certain group of unnamed rectors appealed to the Ministry of Defense so that the main military department began to recruit students for military departments into the ranks of the Russian army. Here it is immediately necessary to clarify the question a bit to those who believe that, after 2008, there are no such departments in Russian universities. No, they remained, however, in the amount of only about three dozen, but at the same time, the state freed students from the students in such departments, completely from military service.



So, those same rectors incognito preoccupied themselves with the problem of not invoking a certain number of their pets, and said that the Ministry of Defense could call the above-mentioned contingent on stages during the holidays. I finished a year - into the army for three months, the second learned - again into the army, and again for three months, the third learned - again into the army, and again for the same period. For the sake of such a thing, universities are even ready to extend the term of bachelor's studies from 4 years to 4,5, so that students still have time to rest.

After this kind of initiative was voiced by the heads of those universities that have military departments, the public split into two opposing camps. Some began to speak like this: they say you are right. Let these "officers", on whom the state spends hundreds of thousands of rubles, at least 9 months sniff powder, but then some kind of laughter: the university prepares lieutenants who have not been a day in the army. Shame! ..

Others talked about the fact that the triple recruitment of future officers to the army in the army is the top counterproductiveness. They say that the student will only need a month each time to join, let's say, into the team, take another couple of weeks to find his place in it, and then you have to prepare the first volume of the demobilized album ... And so - three times.

In general, the initiative, of course, is interesting. Particularly interesting in it is the role of rectors of universities, in which there are still military departments. Apparently, these cheerful education workers have too much free time to go to the Ministry of Defense with such proposals. And how much fun the commanders of units of military units, where they will be sent "military departments" in their free time from study! And will they be sent to the same parts, or will each call be a new place, so that the military chair may not look like honey ...

Perhaps now the following letters will be received from the RA:

"Dear Mom! Here I am in the army. Do not worry about me, because in the army I, as you know, is the third time! All is well, only in my berets, left from the first call, the corporal Tsutskin, who himself called after the end of my second call, walks. Mom, why this Tsutskin is already a corporal, and I ... I am glad that after graduating from high school I will be given lieutenant shoulder straps. You still know how many stars should be on them. They say if there are two, then this is already a lieutenant colonel ... And one is like a major. In general, while I did not understand this ...

Here again they are talking about some kind of 100-day. I don’t understand what kind of disguise it can be if every day I am sent to the demobule on the 90 day ... Lena did not wait for my return after the first call, and Marina after the second call. Maybe Zina will endure three months ...

Say hello to your little brother. Tell me to forget about the military department, but rather go to the army in the usual way. And then again, three times to arrange a farewell ... That's all. Kiss tightly! Your son is a future officer. ”

Alexander Bastrykin: and the whole year is not enough

The head of the UK reflects on the fight against the mafia and the time for collecting evidence in the case of "Oboronservis"

During the week, Alexander Bastrykin, the head of the Investigative Committee of the country, became one of the main newsmakers of the Russian Federation. After the extended board of the department headed by him, Alexander Ivanovich opened up with the journalists. And you know yourself, these journalists are the same brethren. All the words, pranking and other verbal and non-verbal messages, these press workers display on the keyboard as if they were carved on a stone. As one well-known literary hero said: the office writes. And this very journalistic office, according to the words of Alexander Bastrykin, recorded the temporary period that Russian investigators would need in order to finally clear up all the corruption cases related to the activities of the retired leadership of the Ministry of Defense.



So how much time does the UK need to take all this corrupt fraternity for the lapels of jackets, and even for more intimate places, and make them responsible for the financial fraud that led to the loss of billions of dollars from the military budget? A week? Not. Month? Not! Maybe a quarter? Also no! Bastrykin argues that it will be just great if, quote, "we will be laid in a year." But why the whole year? - Blind eyes, asked the head of the Investigative Committee journalists? It turns out that everything is very simple. The head of the UK states that this case requires time to gather substantial evidence, which, in quotation, “is obtained by applying the knowledge of specialists”.

If we translate these words from the legal clerk of the head of the Investigative Committee into an ordinary language, we will get an interesting picture. For consideration of the case in which ex-officials of the federal level are involved, as well as to transfer this case to court, it is necessary to use the knowledge of specialists and time. A lot of time ... Then why thousands of other cases related to financial scams in Russia and not connected with large ranks, go to court a couple of months after the first criminal episodes were revealed? It turns out that in these cases, investigators allow themselves to work without extracting the necessary and sufficient amount of evidence and do not use expert opinions of professionals?

Continuing the presentation of his thoughts to the public, Alexander Bastrykin said that Russia at this stage of development certainly needs to create a financial police. Now, if we had a financial police that would foul up the honesty and transparency of financial transactions, there would have been no scandal with Oboronservis, according to Bastrykin. The chairman of the IC himself, by his own admission, feels the lack of such a body, and therefore advocates for its creation.

In addition, the chief investigator of the country had time to speculate about the mafia. This romantic Italian term was spoken in a conversation after journalists asked Alexander Bastrykin how to defeat corruption. So, Alexander Ivanovich, with knowledge, stated that the mafia, they say, is actually immortal, but in order to defeat it, you must create your own ...

In general, it is noticeable that the head of the UK cast aphorisms like a horn of plenty, after which he was received by President Putin. According to the official version, the head of state praised Alexander Bastrykin for his work. Apparently, because he clearly defined the timeframe for the case of the property department of the Ministry of Defense, he set only the minimum term of work on this case and, thank God, did not designate the maximum period (a hundred years, for example) and also Alexander Ivanovich clearly defined a strategy to combat total corruption in Russia. Do you want to defeat the mafia - create your own ...

We will offer an informal version of the conversation between Vladimir Putin and Alexander Bastrykin after turning off the recorders and video cameras:

- Alexander Ivanovich, you are our kozanostraved ... If a Soviet law enforcement officer of your rank had said years that 75-76 had said that he would not have enough years to gather evidence and opinions of experts on a particular criminal case, then he and unfinished specialists had already evidence of the bumps collected somewhere near Magadan. Or in the same place they were cutting wood ...

But now we have nowhere to hurry. Year, speak. Will wait.

Flexible partner

Why did the Chief of the General Staff of Russia postpone his visit to Dushanbe?

A few weeks ago, the Russian media reported that the chief of the General Staff of the Russian Federation, Valery Gerasimov, should arrive in Tajikistan the other day to finally settle all the nuances concerning the extension of the Russian military base in the RT. However, Valery Gerasimov’s visit had to be postponed. Why? Because this visit has lost all meaning for the simple reason that the Tajik parliament has not yet ratified the agreement on the extension of the stay of the Russian military base mentioned above.



In all likelihood, the possible visit of Valery Gerasimov to Dushanbe was directly connected with the ratification of the agreement by Tajik lawmakers, but the lawmakers did not deign to rush.

Naturally, the Tajik parliament is a powerful legislative body that makes decisions solely on its own. Therefore, we will not allow ourselves to make dirty assumptions about the fact that the ban on indispensable ratification, for example, came from President Rahmon. The Tajik parliament, as well as almost any parliament in the post-Soviet space, is, of course, an independent authority that wants - ratifies, does not want - does not ratify. And, you know, some kind of President Rahmon is not even a decree to him.

In general, not ratified. Although they promised ... But, as you know, they have been waiting for the promised three years, and therefore we can estimate the time when ratification will take place. So, if the promises were heard last year, then we add exactly three years and we get 2015. True, one year will still have to be deducted, because in 2014, NATO withdraws its contingent from Afghanistan. And although the parliamentarians, along with President Rakhmon immensely trust their army, which can stop even the Taliban, even three Al-Qaeda, but still with the 201 of the Russian base, Tajik servicemen are arguing much better ...

By the way, after Valery Gerasimov postponed his visit to Dushanbe, the Tajik capital did not look lonely. Literally a day after the planned visit of the Russian delegation, which did not take place, US Assistant Secretary of State Robert Blake arrived in Tajikistan. The Tajik side immediately stated that Dushanbe was not going to reorient solely on relations with the United States, which, they say, Blake’s visit was scheduled when Blake himself didn’t work even at the State Department, and that the Russian publications were in vain for a hysteria.

And, really, what are the Russian publications from the visit of Blake and Nevizit Gerasimov, you know, sour soup? Well, Blake was accepted as it should be, his promises were heeded, they took note of them, they gave their promises. Like, all all Wright, Mr. Blake, Tajikistan - UsesEy dryushba foreva. Then Blake flew away - you can remember about ratification with respect to Russia. Such is the mentality of our partner in the Pamirs. The east is a delicate matter, as they say. This East is remembered about great friendship and mutual agreements only when the steady smell of roasted meat appears in the atmosphere ...

Tasting Armenian Elections

Sweden and Azerbaijan are not happy

The results of the elections in Armenia are being summed up. After processing the overwhelming majority of ballots, it turned out that the current head of the republic, Serzh Sargsyan, who gained more than 58% of the vote, celebrates his victory. Despite the fact that international observers did not record any serious violations during the preparation of the vote and in the course of the vote, there were, as is usual in recent times, those who believe that the Armenian elections were vastly far from democracy. One of the first politicians who spoke precisely in this vein was Carl Bildt, the head of the Swedish Foreign Ministry. In the opinion of this Scandinavian gentleman, the quality of elections in Armenia turned out to be lower than expected ... He said this in one of the social networks. I wonder what the Swedish political taster understands by the “expected quality of elections”? Maybe the “expected quality” is when a country spends billions of dollars on the election campaign, on publishing candidate ratings, on political sensations from the media, and Barack Obama wins the election anyway? Perhaps, the “expected quality” is when foreign observers are not allowed to approach the polls from a closer shot from M-16, and the ODIHR delegation is literally thrown out of the threshold. Or "expected by the quality of the presidential election" - is it the complete absence of such? As in the same Sweden, for example.



However, the main Swedish diplomat is not alone in his disappointment about the elections in the Republic of Armenia. Azerbaijan went even further. In the administration of Azerbaijani President Aliyev, they were disappointed with the election results from their neighbors, so that they even demanded from Ankara explanations on this matter. They say that the Turks, you, overeat the henbane: you don’t even have diplomatic relations with Armenia, and your President Gul is writing congratulatory letters to Sargsyan! .. Moreover, the official results have not yet arrived from Yerevan, and Gul, you know, already writes : "Congratulations, Serge!" It will fly, gentlemen Turks! Well, at least Ararat did not give out of excess of feelings.

It is not yet known how official Ankara responded to Azerbaijani criticism. However, it can be assumed that Abdullah Gul is already riding on the floor of his residence from the shame he experienced and reads: “As soon as I managed to get so guilty before the Azerbaijani authorities, who were strictly forbidden to send greeting cards to leaders of other states without their resolution!”

Aleksey German Sr. passed away

We would like to dedicate the last episode of the first part of “The Results of the Week” to the memory of the wonderful director Alexei German Sr. He passed away last Thursday. A bright artist, a true professional, who has always been distinguished by the fact that he did not try to please everyone, did not drift with the flow, adapting himself to changing trends in life and in art. They say about such people: during his life he bent his line and was ready not to step back from it.



His films “Checking on the Roads”, “My Friend Ivan Lapshin”, “Twenty Days Without War” are a real treasure of Russian art, a classic of Russian cinematography. We can be proud to have been his contemporaries. We express our sincere condolences to the relatives of a wonderful director, an owner of inexhaustible talent.

Part II. "And your milk ran away!"

Note Liberal: Five Deaths Every Day

While some are dying, lesbians are arguing over others.

February 21 Russian Prosecutor General's Office made a request in the US Department of Justice on the death of the adopted Maxim Kuzmin. The US side has promised to inform the Russian law enforcement officers about the progress of the investigation, which is now led by the Texas police. Americans promise that an autopsy of Maxim’s body will be held the other day. Earlier, the Russian Embassy in the United States made surethat the authorities of Ector County really investigate the death of the boy.

According to Pavel Astakhov, the adoptive mother fed the child with psychotropic drugs, and before his death, beat him. The boy died on January 21 - after he was taken to the hospital.



In the family of Americans Alan and Laura Shatto remains another Russian child - a two-year-old brother of the deceased. By fatal coincidence, Maxim and his two-year-old brother Cyril were given away to the American family from the Pechora orphanage - the same one whose student was Dima Yakovlev who died in 2008 year. Foster father Miles Harrison, forgetting, left Dima on 9 hours in a closed car during the heat of 32 degrees Celsius. Then there was a trial, and he acquitted Harrison.

By the way, one should not assume that Russian children are deliberately being destroyed in the USA. Americans do the same with their own children, demonstrating genuine internationalism.

This week Xannum-year-old Samantha Harper, a resident of Smyrna (Tennessee), left two of her babies in a locked car last August, were brought murder charges.

2 August last year, Samantha left two-year-old daughter Savannah and her three-year-old son Daniel in a car parked outside the house. She herself went into the house and went to bed. For children, the mother returned only after three hours. Both children died. The machine inside is heated to 38 degrees.

As for foster Russian children, what will supporters of “humane” children's exports to the US from Russia say when it turns out that our dear and wonderful kids, if only they survive, can be brought up in same-sex “families” for years? Those who survive in the harsh American environment are not at all sweet. Who they grow up with, what kind of “liberal” inclinations they develop will be a very big question.

"Vesti" Recently they showed a report by Natalia Khokhlova, who told about the fate of the Russian child adopted in the USA - Yegor Shatabalov.

Since 2007, from the age of four, the boy was raised in the family of Marcia Ann Brandt. It should be noted that the named US citizen at the time of adoption shared a bed with another citizen - Beth Chapman. However, in the documents for adoption, the “mother” of Egor was named Marcia. About the same-sex alliance - no hint. Human rights ombudsman Konstantin Dolgov clarified this issue: “... Brandt in a Russian court deliberately concealed this fact in order to circumvent the Family Code of the Russian Federation, which explicitly stated that the family is a marriage union between a man and a woman.”

In liberated America, as in Europe, their unions and their rights and freedoms. However, these unions, no less than the rights, do not differ in fortress.

In 2008, the same-sex "family" collapsed. The child remained to live with Beth, and Marcia took to provide them financially. But three years later, in 2011, Marcia took Yegor for the weekend, and then refused to return him. As is customary in America, the case turned out to be in court. And the judge decided that the lifestyle of Chapman is more suitable for raising a boy.

Now the circumstances of adopting Egor two "mothers" interested in the Russian Foreign Ministry. However, Russian diplomats were denied consular access to the child.

Liberal advocates for miserable children often say that in Russia, former street children and orphans would face a terrible future. They would be losers, ignoramuses, beggars, homeless people, criminals or drug addicts. But if these children were in the USA, they would receive excellent conditions for personal development and individual start. In short, America is paradise, Russia is hell. Recognizable arguments from the end of 80's.

In fact, children's hell - he is in America. It contains all the devils, demons, servants of pots and pans, fake apostles and the red-headed horned Satan himself, a prominent expert on the promises of golden mountains and a PhD in the field of good intentions.

The United States leads the world among the countries with a developed economy in the number of juvenile deaths: every day (!) Five children become victims of parental violence or negligence. What do you mean - the victims? Are dying. What do you mean - lead? Take the first place.

Information about it приводит the American non-governmental organization Child Help, referring not to WikiLeaks, but to open official statistics that have been maintained in the States since 1998 and records the facts of violence or neglect of parental responsibilities.

The graphs show an outstanding and steady increase in the number of childhood deaths caused by abuse or ordinary oversight. But if in the 1998 year, the fault of adults killed an average of three children every day, then since the 2003 year - already four, and after 2010 year - even five. The proportion of child mortality as a result of physical violence in these statistics is 17,6%. About 80% of dead children lived on white for less than four years.

No, we will not idealize our native Russia. Statistics similar to the American one, unfortunately, is not kept in the Russian Federation. However, some accurate data are available. 2000 to 2005 in Russia, 1086 children died at the hands of their parents. This number was announced in 2005 by the General Prosecutor’s Office.

Consequently, at about the same time when in the United States more than 1000 children per year (three children per day) died due to the fault of parents, in Russia the same number of boys and girls died for five years for the same reasons (but without specifying age) .

The final touch to this picture is that advanced liberal America, whose schools practice mass executions of children by maniacs, the sick, or those who are full of antidepressants, leads the world on the number of prisoners languishing in prisons.

Over 40 years, the number of "cons" in the US has increased from 0,3 million to 2,3 million. In the US, the term "shakes" 25% of all prisoners in the world. If you add to them those who were released on parole (many, by the way, came out simply because of overcrowding in prisons, especially in California), then the total number of people wards the US penitentiary system will be 7,3 million (every twentieth adult resident of the country) . According to this indicator, the United States is ahead of the "authoritarian" Russia, and China, and other countries that Washington does not tire of teaching correct life.

Medvedev in Brazil

Shoes, slippers, airplanes, "Pantsiri" and "Needles"

It is known that Comrade Medvedev has no time to entertain himself. IPhones and other things from the late Jobs - this is in the past. These are the toys of the president, not the premiere. Therefore, Dmitry Anatolyevich missed a grandiose carnival in Brazil - and flew only to the boring business part. Evil tongues, of course, claim that our prime minister was late - but they are also evil tongues.

Results of the week. “Who will think of us? Admiral Ivan Kruzenshtern? ”


Dilma Rousseff, President of Brazil, would also, following the example of the austere Medvedev, give up the stormy holiday, but for the Brazilians the carnival is sacred. In El Salvador, Dilma pushed herself to the point where she broke her big toe, and therefore met the Russian guest in a flip-flop. True, on the other foot she had a shoe.

The advisers must have told Mrs Rousseff one bearded anecdote about Brezhnev (it is rumored that the Brazilians believe that Putin is copying Andropov’s management style, and Medvedev is trying to imitate Leonid Ilyich), which with a high degree of certainty shows the following fact.

When the General Secretary of the Central Committee came to work in the Kremlin, the secretary quietly made him a remark: they say, Leonid Ilyich, you have a brown shoe on one leg and a yellow shoe on the other. Brezhnev sincerely surprised remark. “That's right,” he said, “and at home I have one shoe brown, the other one yellow.”

They say that Dilma Rousseff waited from Dmitry Medvedev for a similar question and prepared a corresponding answer. But instead, the business-like Russian prime minister, who was not tuned for fun, began to talk about very prosaic matters: “bilateral cooperation”, “declarations of intent” and even “memorandum of understanding”.

Yes, we, the Russians, will not understand the Brazilian brothers without memorandums and declarations? Even Onishchenko - and that, in spite of the harmful nature, no-no and yes, will miss Brazilian meat on the Russian market.

Nevertheless, a declaration of intent regarding military-technical cooperation in the field of air defense is a direct route to the conclusion of a billion-dollar contract for the supply of air defense systems by Russia. how indicated Chief of the Joint General Staff, General José Carlos de Nardi, Brazil is interested in purchasing three batteries of the C-1 anti-aircraft cannon missile system and two Igla MANPADS batteries. It is planned to assemble these systems in Brazil, in connection with which an agreement on the transfer of technology to Russia will be concluded.

Being a well-known expert in the field of law, Comrade Medvedev in a conversation with the Brazilian side especially stressedthat Russia is “ready to share technologies, but it must be a mutually beneficial process,” and explained: “There’s no point in giving up technologies and losing money. But if we are talking about joint ventures that benefit both Russia and Brazil, if we get some money together as a result of technology sharing, this is normal. ”

Comrade Medvedev would also like to strengthen the combat potential and spirit of Brazil with a party of Su-35C fighters. Rousseff doesn’t seem to be against such a deal, but together with the Sukhoi corporation in the tender is still are struggling the French company Dassault with the Rafale fighter jets, the American Boeing with the F / A-18E / F Super Hornet and the Swedish Saab with the JAS 39 Gripen. Rousseff made it clear to the Russian prime minister that the final decision will be made when Brazil "succeeds in stabilizing the budget."

It would be nice if passenger Embraer-190 airplanes of Brazilian production — the total number of 150 units — began flying in the sky of Russia, according to Dilma Rousseff. Probably, this deal is the President of Brazil and expects to "stabilize the budget." In the meantime, it has to replenish the proceeds from transactions with coffee, soy and meat. And behind the beef and pork, the mysterious figure of Onishchenko often looms ...

Live, Furious!

Old woman's kiss

In the rotten West, they do not like Hugo Chávez, the Venezuelan president. America has been especially disliked by it since it became known how much oil is in Venezuela. In 2011, the OPEC cartel informed the world community that this country has the largest proven oil reserves: 296,5 billion barrels. And the popular American saying says: the more oil there is in the country, the less democracy there is.



It cost Hugo Chavez to go to the Cuban hospital for another anticancer operation, as ominous rumors spread in the Western press: they say that businessmen in Caracas are storing food — sugar, salt, corn, cheese, rice, flour, and even matches. and toilet paper, without which there is no democratic life for Venezuelans. As soon as the elections were held, there was a total deficit in the country.

It must be said, roughly the same thing the Soviet people passed at the end of the 80s, when Mr. Mikhail S. Gorbachyoff, with the help of cinema, radio stations and “glasnost”, ordered his fellow countrymen to be equal to overseas brothers in mind, to disarm as they are, to drink Coca-Cola, as they are, to eat hot dogs, as they are. He himself eventually became president, as is customary with them, even if self-styled. Everything was lost from Soviet stores, from tea to matches. People said: "We have money, but we can not buy anything." Everyone knows how it ended. Now about twenty million people in Russia can buy everything, even Mercedes and Lexus would be money.

As for Venezuela, there only for a couple of raids the National Guard in the market in Caracas confiscated 20 tons of beef, 15 thousand tons of corn and 4 tons of garlic. Sellers of all this violated the law on price controls. The same thing happened in the USSR, which stood on the brink of collapse: taxi drivers and Gypsies speculated on vodka, boys at the market - cigarettes at a tenfold price. They even sold cigarette butts (in liter and half-liter cans). Jeans, jackets, coffee - everything became a “legalized" subject of lively speculation.

Chavez’s illness, which was brought home on Monday after two months of treatment in Cuba, turned out to be in the hands of American tycoons. It is believed that Chavez already formed rival Diosdado Cabello, President of the National Assembly. Cabello is a proven supporter of the Bolivarian revolution. America acts slyly, and she needs this man in order to sow split within the government. The Frenzy himself, in the event of his ill health, appointed Vice President Nicolas Maduro as successor.

Now Comrade Chavez is in the capital hospital. His body fights against pulmonary insufficiency. The speaker of parliament, Comrade Cabello mentioned above, responding to the statements of the opposition, expressing bewilderment that the president returned home at night, and did not tell the journalists anything about his arrival, сообщил: “This is an unhealthy interest, it is explained by the desire to sell more newspapers or the air to advertise on television.” The decision is all the more true, which deprived the opposition media, as well as foreign media, of an opportunity to gossip about the “dying” state of the country's leader.

The military hospital in Caracas, where Hugo is being treated, guarding police officers, the National Guard and the special services. No, no one encroaches on the life of the leader. The people gathered here also want to undergo treatment at this hospital: after all, they will not put Chavez in a bad hospital. The entrance to the inside is not blocked - it is only necessary to submit a referral from a doctor or a hospital card.

By the way, guard the "Furious" so-so. To be frank, carelessly guarded. One cheerful old woman managed to trick the military guards, telling them that she was ... Chavez's wife. Granny told the gullible hospital guards that she had come to kiss her sweet Hugo.

Had it happened in a democratic America, an old woman who wished to call on a sick Bush Jr. or Obama would get a prison sentence of one hundred ninety years or be killed at the crime scene.

For pregnant women and children - fire!

American democracy has become even more democratic

Even in Africa they already know that the US Department of Homeland Security (DHS), and in Russian, the Department of Homeland Security, decided to buy in bulk 1,6 billion cartridges, of course, for domestic use. Here and ammunition, bullets which pierce the walls, and expansive ammunition, and ammunition for sniper rifles. At the same time, this office, which employs almost 200 thousands of people, and the annual budget measures tens of billions of dollars, purchases (also wholesale) fireproof and bulletproof checkpoints, bulletproof vests, helmets and other special equipment and equipment. Dissatisfied opposition citizens in America are told that this is supposedly for their own good: after all, it is more profitable to buy in bulk. Dissatisfied citizens, who estimated that it is possible to shoot every citizen of the country with such amount of ammunition five times, they grin and they say: why don't you buy gas ovens in bulk?



The amount of ammunition indicated above is enough to wage an 7-year war with the American people, incredulous Americans say. In response, the government calls them supporters of "conspiracy theories."

2013 Year Military Expenditure Act "Presented" The US Department of Defense for 1,7 has a billion dollars more than originally planned. The fact is that the senators included in the draft budget the articles on which the purchase of weapons “for internal use” will be financed. The same law provides for the accelerated withdrawal of troops from Afghanistan. Analysts immediately concluded: the democratic Obama will use soldiers with military experience to suppress internal unrest.

And one more fact. The internal security department serves one firm called Law Enforsement Targets Inc. Produces this company targets and equipment for shooting and shooting ranges. The latest series of targets, which will be used in the shooting of the American "internal" guards, forced all the statesmen pacifists to turn gray.

Seven new targets of the series “Without hesitation” are called: “Pregnant woman”, “Old man-1”, “Old man-2”, “Elderly woman”, “Young mother”, “Girl” and “Little brother”. Moreover, the company cynically used images of real people. On the company's website it is reported that new targets should help the police and other security agencies in fire training.

Well, of course, DHS policemen or fighters could easily run into a pregnant woman armed with a Glock, or a third-hilt who had difficulty lifting the AR-15 rifle that had fallen from the hands of the murdered revolutionary dad who had plotted to overthrow the tyrant Obama. And in such situations, American law enforcement officers should act without hesitation.

- For pregnant women and children - fire!

* “And who will think about us? Admiral Ivan Fedorovich Kruzenshtern ?! ”- the phrase from the cartoon“ Three from Prostokvashino ”
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  1. +5
    23 February 2013 09: 00
    Alexey Volodin, Oleg Chuvakin

    I'm still not very good, in the sense of shitty after yesterday, but you are always on top, in the sense of a good review
    1. tm70-71
      +2
      23 February 2013 09: 33
      It’s full, of course, but I’ll ask a question: but without it it’s impossible, I’ve filled it with tea, I really poured my wife a little.
      1. +6
        23 February 2013 11: 55
        Quote: tm70-71
        It’s full, of course, but I’ll ask a question: but without it it’s impossible, I’ve filled it with tea, I really poured my wife a little.


        Triple Call

        Apparently this idea originated in the heads of the "cheerful" rectors in their free time from the leadership of the teaching process while solving a known problem - how much to take? Two x 0,7 or three x 0,5

        Alexander Bastrykin: and the whole year is not enough
        Of course, it’s not enough .. After all, here, without a pint you can’t figure it out

        Flexible partner
        They drank, ate, had fun; counted - wept. Also to the question of reckless promises at the festive anniversary table of the next kurbash.

        Tasting Armenian Elections
        Well, the Swede does not like Armenian cognac! Probably the Absolute prefers or poured a little, or maybe the Azerbaijani Babek turned out to be closer. But Gul seems to have tasted too much .. Although what is sober in the head, then the drunk has a tongue.

        Aleksey German Sr. passed away
        Good memory to the Great Director! It is SUCH PEOPLE that our movie is still ART and not a Hollywood disposable chewing gum ... Without clinking glasses ...

        Note Liberal: Five Deaths Every Day
        According to the Americans themselves, today's generation of children will be the first whose average life expectancy will be less than the previous one. Here, unhealthy nutrition, the destruction of the institution of the family and growing social tension in a society sitting on the parasitic hook of loans and credits. We have a problem of children exclusively DRINKING parents and nothing more. No one will convince this, do not even try.

        Medvedev in Brazil
        For some reason, Krylov’s fable was remembered
        Prankish Monkey, Donkey, Yes clubfoot Bear, Started to play a quartet. Why would such a fantasy? Apparently a lot to drink

        Live, Furious!
        Well, be healthy Hugo! .. Let's move the glasses - save the liberals! He has not said the last word.

        For pregnant women and children - fire!

        This is a diagnosis - delirium tremens is called.

        Thanks to the authors for the review as always. Special thanks to Valery tm70-71 for a topic for comments ... As you can see, you can’t do without a damn without it
        1. QW4238
          +6
          23 February 2013 13: 46
          Alexey German Sr. passed away. Good memory to the Great Director! It is SUCH PEOPLE that our movie is still ART and not a Hollywood disposable chewing gum ... Without clinking glasses ...



          From various interviews with A. Herman Sr. (highly recommend):

          "... I was made in 1937. Since everyone around was imprisoned, and many were also shot, my mother made a heroic effort to get rid of me. She drank some rubbish, took a bath of boiling water, jumped from the closet."
          "Trouble began with conception. And then, you know, the country ... A terrible, hungry, lousy country."

          "Returning to my father, I will say: he adored Stalin for a long time, assured that he had never met a more charming, witty person in his life. And suddenly, after the war, he hated the leader. When Stalin's death was announced on March 5, I went into my parents' bedroom and broke the news. Never I had never seen my father completely naked before. He ran around the apartment and said: "Dead! Dead! Dead! It won't get worse, it won't get worse!"

          "For a thousand years Russia was a country of slaves. ... And such a hopeless, gloomy. It seemed that anything could happen, but we will never get out of slavery. Yes, as they say, you will laugh, and suddenly everything turned upside down. then ten Yeltsin years. You can treat Yeltsin in different ways ... But, in my opinion, he put a lever in his hands - hope. And with the help of this lever they turned everything. Now hope is gone, dissolved like water in sand. "

          "I read Balabanov's interview in the newspaper with absolutely racist statements. Anti-Semitic and anti-Caucasian. Balabanov is not so talented that, having this disadvantage peculiar to scoundrels, he could count on my attention to him. I did not consider him a major director and do not consider him any more. he has nothing to say "

          "We will never build roads better than those in France or Belgium. We will never build a stronger fleet than the American one. We will never make our own good car."

          "Keep in mind - nothing that can be done outside of Russia should never be done in Russia!"

          "We live in a bad state"

          "... a country in which nothing will ever change and there will always be horror"

          "Chechens are people of amazing personal courage. ... Russians are so-so people."

          "I never wanted to leave the country. This desire first arose now."

          http://general-ivanov.livejournal.com/1437648.html
          1. +4
            23 February 2013 14: 41
            QW4238,

            German anti-communism and Russophobia are well known to me, nevertheless it is a CLASSIC of Russian cinema. Everyone will be rewarded according to his deeds. At least he was not a TRADER and a PUMPKIN. And about the dead either good or nothing. Moreover, he deserved kind words.
            1. +7
              23 February 2013 15: 56
              Well, if it’s good or nothing about the dead, then why is it only bad about Stalin (in the official press). What you deserve, then get it!
              Enough, Ascetic, repeat the proverbial proverb! This is from the same opera as why you Russian, to get into politics, this is a dirty business! And then we are surprised that some people are in power ... ds!
              After reading the excerpts that I inserted
              QW4238
              The attitude to this person is negative!
              It’s like a guest coming to visit you, eats, drinks, gets enough sleep, and then leaving the door he will make a speech: Food, hostess, slut, bed uncomfortable and dirty, and in general you are pigs!
              How much can one justify Judas who have made money and who have not sourly lived in the USSR and are watering the USSR der-um !? This includes many, starting with Solzhenitsyn, Sakharov
              1. 0
                23 February 2013 16: 28
                Oleg147741
                You, I’m a Nazi face, undercut, read here!
                http://vitki.org/2012/12/08/%D0%B5%D0%B2%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%B8-%D0%B5%D0%B2%D1%80%D0
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            2. QW4238
              +5
              23 February 2013 16: 44
              At least he was not a TRADER and a PUMPKIN. And about the dead either good or nothing. Moreover, he deserved kind words.


              "About the dead, either good or the truth." Voltaire.

              Please note that in my post there were no ratings at all.
              Anti-Sovietism is always Russophobia and further racism, fascism and betrayal.

              The terrifying Russophobe was gone, who actively used all the opportunities and benefits that the Soviet government, the Soviet people gave him, and would become a traitor at the first opportunity. And this creature allowed himself to pour slop, all those thanks to whom he lived beautifully without knowing worries, filmed the film at public expense. And the fact that the films shot at the beginning of his career became classics of Soviet cinema is rather a merit of the "bloody regime" so hated by him and censorship, which did not allow his Russophobic slop to be splashed on the screen like the late masterpiece "Khrustalev, car!"

              Tell me, what did he do in his life so that something good could be said about him, and why our heroes and others like him do not consider it necessary to speak well about Stalin?
              1. +3
                23 February 2013 18: 27
                Quote: QW4238
                Tell me, what did he do in his life so that something good could be said about him, and why our heroes and others like him do not consider it necessary to speak well about Stalin?


                A talented director, and under the Soviet regime it was just not having the talent and knowledge and skills that it was impossible to break through only due to connections and a gesheft at that time. Read the biographies of our great artists and compare them with modern Guskovs. The open position of the enemy deserves more respect than the permissibility of Mikhalkov, whom I consider no less an enemy than the Jew German. He could not be different ... although he realized this at heart ... Refusing him to support the ties of his father and an American uncle would become an outcast in his midst that would only give him protection from the state that would immediately crush him if he did not was a DISSIDENT ... He would become useless to no one and useless. Do you understand? And this is the tragedy of many dissidents of that time .. when only anti-communism and Russophobia allowed them to exist safely in those conditions. Nonsense? But it was just like that; otherwise, all Russophobia and dissent would be fucking nobody needed. If you quote him, then I will give some confirming my point of view.

                Now the time has come when it is not clear: for whom am I making my movie? Previously, I understood that I had to tell the truth, I understood with whom I had to fight, and I felt how to do it. We were ideological people, confident that our creativity should be useful to our socialist art. And now through the noise does not break through. And now I don’t know who to tell the truth to and who needs it? It’s hard for me to live now, I don’t know what to do. My condition is very dead, you see ... Life is ending. And it seems to me that she lived extremely poorly. I am tormented by longing for the mediocre years lived ".

                And I didn’t chat because I’m very brave. Moreover, I will tell you this: there have always been two fears in me. One fear is the shame for a bad movie. The second fear is the bosses. And only for some millimeters was the fear of making a bad movie more than the second fear. But still, I always realized: I am the son of a famous, beloved Partigenigenoss, writer ... I always knew that I could turn to someone from those respected people, up to the Heroes of the Soviet Union, who loved dad. Then, I always had where to retreat. There was a dacha that could be sold. There was a very rich and worthy uncle in America, an emigrant of the first wave, who sent me a Volga in hard times for me. Only Kheifitz had such a thing at the film studio. Although I have to say - even then the longing fell upon me terrible. I once lay for a month with my face turned to the wall. "
                You see, while chatting it was where to retreat, but would stop ... and conscience then tormented me constantly.

                "Now sometimes I think: I would have left after the" Check on the roads "... I just survived my life. But if it were not for Svetlana, I would not have survived it. I would have gone to America. I was offered a job there. But I was suddenly so an eerie melancholy gripped him. And the devil only knows why so. It is not clear why a person is drawn to his native nest. And why you will always dream about it, it will always torment you.
                Here, of course, he is cunning. realizing that in America he did not even call anyone, but here, in spite of all his talent, America needs it again, as long as he talks nasty things about Russia.
                1. +4
                  23 February 2013 18: 49
                  The fifth column of the sixties was just purposefully grown and cultivated from this very environment, and almost from childhood .. Do you understand?
                  The same anti-Semitism was also purposefully cultivated precisely by representatives of this medium for the cultivation of new dissidents .. This must be clearly understood. But Stalin does not need to be compared with the dissident German .. Too different weight categories, to put it mildly ..
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                  2. 0
                    24 February 2013 00: 46
                    Respected Ascetic, You surprised me ..... Jew German?! His father, it seems, studied in the Cadet Corps ..... recourse No.
                    1. +1
                      24 February 2013 22: 20
                      I apologize for interfering, but ...
                      The ISRAELI newspaper "Vesti" published a sensational material about 150 thousand Jewish soldiers and officers who fought in the Nazi army.

                      The term "mishlinge" in the Reich called people born from mixed marriages of Aryans with non-Aryans. The racial laws of 1935 were distinguished between “mishlinge” of the first degree (one of the parents is Jewish) and the second degree (grandmother or grandfather are Jews). Despite the legal "spoiling" of people with Jewish genes and despite the bitter propaganda, tens of thousands of "mishlinge" quietly lived under the Nazis. They were routinely called in Wehrmacht, Luftwaffe and Kriegsmarine, becoming not only soldiers, but also part of the generals at the level of regiment commanders, divisions and armies.

                      Hundreds of "mishlinge" were awarded for bravery Iron Crosses. Twenty soldiers and officers of Jewish origin were awarded the highest military award of the Third Reich - Knight's Cross. However, many veterans of the Wehrmacht complained that the authorities were reluctant to submit to orders and were promoted to rank, bearing in mind their Jewish ancestors.

                      For a long time, the Nazi press put a photo of a blue-eyed blond in a helmet. Under the picture was: "The perfect German soldier." This Aryan ideal was the Wehrmacht fighter Werner Goldberg (with the Jewish dad).

                      etc., etc., a long article with many examples. If there were so many of them, then I would not be surprised at anything.
                2. dmb
                  +3
                  23 February 2013 22: 45
                  Let me make a remark. It doesn't seem strange to you that the children of big, real writers, as a rule, suffered from dissidence. The same Simonov, for example. Moreover, unlike Herman, he is simply spiteful. It seems to me that this is in line with the general degeneration of the children of the elite. If dad Sobchak was a political prostitute, then his daughter moved on. The fact is that the success of fathers gave significant material well-being to their children. And when sevryuzhina with horseradish becomes boring, the child begins to indulge in mental exercises. But, as a rule, nature rests on children, and therefore some thinking goes no further than writing dirty tricks about parents (Alliluyeva), while others become enemies of the cause that the fathers served. However, not everything is simple here either. According to the statements Herman is definitely an enemy. But he is an ideological enemy, and this arouses respect and distinguishes him from the gentlemen who, after singing the International, immediately switch to "God Save the Tsar," but they carefully hide the leaflet with the text of the International in their breast pocket, so that if something happens they were at hand. Svanidze, Medinsky, etc.) However, if a person is talented, he involuntarily shows the truth in his works. To be honest, I wouldn’t turn my tongue to call his films anti-Soviet. Anti-Stalinist yes, and then up to a certain limit. But Stalin, not Mahatma Gandhi, and not the white swan. He is a politician, and politics, excuse me, is a dirty business. Yes, I think Mahatma Gandhi was able to win peacefully because at one time our state, the USSR, did not emerge peacefully, and gave impetus to the national liberation movements. Here Herman showed in his films how this was achieved, and what we had to go through.
        2. 0
          24 February 2013 20: 33
          Prankish Monkey, Donkey, Yes clubfoot Bear, Started to play a quartet

          Asceticthe wrong sober leads to a long binge. Yes , or Yes clubfoot? The classic has instead goat laughing
    2. predator.3
      +7
      23 February 2013 09: 44
      Quote: Vadivak
      I'm still not very good, in the sense of shitty after yesterday, but you are always on top, in the sense of a good review


      Russia is never as defenseless as February 23. Although no, it is defenseless only in the morning of 24 .... drinks
      1. +5
        23 February 2013 13: 59
        Quote: predator.3
        she is defenseless only in the morning 24

        Here you can argue that in the morning they will take any line for sober hoppers, and heap the bald one too. lol drinks
  2. Fox
    +2
    23 February 2013 09: 16
    that's what is interesting with students, to serve ONE year ... and that's all. why come up with that? departments are some ... few after military departments (personal experience of communication) find the north on the compass ... on the compass, because terrain is "vaasche tin".
    1. Wartruk
      0
      24 February 2013 21: 58
      Believe me, this is definitely not the fault of students.
      on which the state spends hundreds of thousands of rubles

      yeah, we know where they spend them.
      at least 9 months sniff gunpowder

      Oh well. I doubt it very much.

      Students are required to do so, one day a week, for 2 years, something that cadets cannot learn for five (2 of which they spend in the barracks).

      It would be better if the state of firing provided stable, at least 2 times a year. Yes, the MO allocated for these purposes normal landfills, equipment and equipment.

      on the compass they find the north ...
      We have Glonass laughing
  3. +1
    23 February 2013 09: 26
    Insanity grows stronger! But corruption in the Russian Federation so far defeats everyone. This is bad!
  4. Straiser
    +5
    23 February 2013 09: 36
    All the defenders of the fatherland with a holiday! Peaceful sky over your head! Thanks to the authors for an interesting review;)
    1. +1
      23 February 2013 10: 50
      Thanks for the congratulation! I also join the congratulation straiser, I congratulate all the site participants, the site administration on the Defender of the Fatherland Day !!! I wish to keep fit, strong spirit!
      Remember! The enemy is not asleep !!!
  5. pribolt
    +5
    23 February 2013 09: 57
    Authors, as always + In Venezuela, the truth is that the problem with products is that private producers simply do not want to sell products at old prices, now it’s more profitable to sell the same sugar abroad than domestically, the price of sugar is 6.11 bolivar, the official dollar rate of 6.30 bolivar is unofficial 25 Bolivars, moreover, for 25 will tear off with their hands in general something similar to 1991. in USSR
  6. Nikolko
    +12
    23 February 2013 10: 13
    The pi-ndostan falls
    Would be faster
    Per review +
    :D
  7. +3
    23 February 2013 10: 17
    Look how ruffled those who climbed into universities for the sake of otmaz from the army. If their army really scares more than the end of the world, then there is no need for them to crawl out from under their mother’s skirts, it will be calmer there. And what engineers they have with higher education, the same as the officers who were not in the army for a day
    1. walter_rus
      +3
      23 February 2013 14: 57
      Yes, these "officers" are not needed in the army, who are being driven to the training camp from under the stick! Better to improve the economy. Although some "jackets" served with me, from which they turned out to be quite efficient officers, even better than individual military graduates schools institutions. It all depends on the person. He hoped that with the transition to the contract army, the level of personnel would increase sharply, but it turned out that the contract soldiers also had problems, of course, other than those of the conscripts. Although what we call military reform, in fact, some throwing from side to side.
      ALL HAPPY DAY DEFENDER OF THE FATHERLAND !!! drinks
      1. +1
        23 February 2013 20: 59
        It seemed like it used to be that after the department either to serve as an ordinary soldier or as an officer but longer, so why not return to this practice? Why reinvent the wheel again ...?
  8. Octavian avgust
    +3
    23 February 2013 10: 54
    Good story! +5
    Let these “officers”, on whom the state spends hundreds of thousands of rubles, sniff gunpowder for at least 9 months, otherwise there is some laughter: the university is preparing lieutenants who have not been in the army for a day. Shame! ..

    But there is nothing to be said, and indeed the erosion of the authority of the army and the military!
  9. +4
    23 February 2013 11: 16
    It must be said, roughly the same thing the Soviet people passed at the end of the 90s, when Mr. Mikhail S. Gorbachyoff, with the help of cinema, radio stations and “glasnost”, ordered his fellow countrymen to be equal to overseas brothers in mind, to disarm as they are, to drink Coca-Cola, as they are, to eat hot dogs, as they are. He himself eventually became president, as is customary with them, even if self-styled. Everything was lost from Soviet stores, from tea to matches. People said: "We have money, but we can not buy anything." Everyone knows how it ended. Now about twenty million people in Russia can buy everything, even Mercedes and Lexus would be money. For such merits to the fatherland, I would give the order of the stoop with a twist on the back of this M.S. Humpback
  10. +4
    23 February 2013 11: 22
    One day, during my urgent, they sent two jackets to our company - one was stronger than my brain and physically (boxing CCM), I immediately forced myself to respect, became a platoon ball, and the other, a real Winnie-the-Pooh, bent under the usual conscripts, in attire, the parade ground mowed with a broom. Six months later, faded somewhere. Conclusion: an army check is needed in any way; why do we need officers who CAN'T DO ANYTHING ???
  11. Borisych
    -6
    23 February 2013 11: 51
    Quote from the article "I must say, approximately the same Soviet people went through in the late 90swhen Mr. Mikhail S. Gorbachyoff, with the help of cinematography, radio stations and "glasnost", ordered his fellow countrymen to equal their overseas brothers in reason, disarm like they do, drink Coca-Cola like they do, eat hot dogs like they do. "- historical news! years EBN handed over the helm of power to the GDP. In general, the article, as they say, "In the garden of an elder, and in Kiev, uncle."
  12. Arthurian
    +1
    23 February 2013 13: 01
    Chavez is getting better! Hooray!
  13. AlexMH
    +4
    23 February 2013 13: 48
    The idea of ​​calling 3 to XNUMX is nonsense, and it’s especially disappointing that this nonsense originated in the heads of our, um, heads from MSTU. Hedgehog it’s clear that you won’t make any officer from a student during the summer, at least you need to know the technique you work on. And so - minus the session (everyone should give positive marks in advance! They are future officers!), Minus practice (bachelors are still not engineers, but miscarriages of higher education, why do they need practice? Let’s better build like that), minus holidays (no comment) . Strictly speaking, this is all conceived that's why. Military departments are cutting back, recruiting for them is ever less. Applicants do not want to serve, but they are not accepted as reserve officers (and they do not take bachelors at all, at least for now) - the competition at the university is falling. And the competition is money and the rating of the university, the favorite fetish of our iPhone and Livanov (they do not care about the quality of education, but ratings are sacred). So such ideas creep out from the scientific heads of the rectors, frightening those around them. Only the meaning of education is lost in general and in principle. Well, economists should be taught like that - they still do not know and do nothing. But it was invented for engineers and doctors! There are military departments there ... for now.
    1. 0
      23 February 2013 20: 59
      Anegdot - say two engineers: - When I think how I studied to be an engineer, it’s scary to go to the doctor.
      But seriously, it doesn’t matter where and how you studied, if you have relatives among your superiors, you should work as an engineer in an office. And for excellent students without connections, there are working specialties. I know not by hearsay. We have a large factory in the city, all the sons and daughters of the clerical work in senior positions. At the same time, I know several graduate students who work on hot metal. And the situation at the plant is worse and worse. In our polyclinic, there are both reductions, so there are nurses for doctors with paramedics, and office workers for nini, only more are there for accounting and reporting. And universities? money squeezers. When I learned a little about the situation from the inside, there was no emotion other than contempt for the teachers, a vomit. And what officers from graduates? None - just guard the turtles, and they scatter. And it’s not their business, but if taught, it’s not a month at the training camp, but at officer courses, with appropriate psychological training. Corruption will destroy our country ...
    2. Dmitry_2013
      +1
      23 February 2013 23: 04
      Well, economists should be taught like that - they still do not know and do nothing. But it was invented for engineers and doctors! There are military departments there ... for now.

      Well, not only that. I personally saw Moscow State University at the training camp. And there is just the humanities. wink
      And who told you that economists do not know anything?
      Or do you belong to those who shout at everything that economists, managers and lawyers are to blame for all problems?
      If so, please justify. winked
  14. DeerIvanovich
    0
    23 February 2013 14: 21
    The review was written interestingly, +
  15. askold
    +4
    23 February 2013 14: 44
    And why the hell is the 201st division in drugstagstan? To introduce a visa regime with these so-called states, to throw the Asians back to their homeland, hang out 201 divisions in Kazakhstan and equip the common border with a normal one. And there, Asian bai let Vaseline cook, but the Taliban are waiting.
  16. +3
    23 February 2013 18: 22
    These are not rectors, these are prostitutes!
    If you need to serve, let them serve like everyone else. If there are reasons to change the order - change. But if there are reasons to change the order, let them serve like everyone else - they are shapeless amoeba that take any form to serve the authorities, not the rectors. Thanks to such bl..yam and ege took root, and instead of education - a brothel. At the very daughter on the 1st course. Drive out of all yours.
    1. Dmitry_2013
      +1
      23 February 2013 23: 06
      This is rectorial populism. And nothing more. wink
  17. rubber_duck
    +1
    23 February 2013 22: 53
    "Dear Mom! Here I am in the army. Do not worry about me, because in the army I, as you know, is the third time! All is well, only in my berets, left from the first call, the corporal Tsutskin, who himself called after the end of my second call, walks. Mom, why this Tsutskin is already a corporal, and I ... I am glad that after graduating from high school I will be given lieutenant shoulder straps. You still know how many stars should be on them. They say if there are two, then this is already a lieutenant colonel ... And one is like a major. In general, while I did not understand this ...

    Here again they are talking about some kind of 100-day. I don’t understand what kind of disguise it can be if every day I am sent to the demobule on the 90 day ... Lena did not wait for my return after the first call, and Marina after the second call. Maybe Zina will endure three months ...

    Say hello to your little brother. Tell me to forget about the military department, but rather go to the army in the usual way. And then again, three times to arrange a farewell ... That's all. Kiss tightly! Your son is a future officer. ”


    Perfectly!!! Laughed! laughing

    And to Chavez health and all the best! Unfortunately, at the beginning of the XNUMXst century, states whose list of values ​​contains at least something that subtly resembles JUSTICE rest solely on the identities of bloody undemocratic dictators. And in order to simply brutally kill one person, whole international military groups are needed. Be healthy, paratrooper! Nobody but you!
  18. NOBODY EXCEPT US
    -6
    23 February 2013 22: 59
    For some reason, no one comments on the last review. The authors thrust it out of place. Everyone sees that our cops will not liberalize either pregnant with children or perhaps more cleanly than foreign cops will hobble people on orders from the Kremlin, for this we feed them.
    1. 0
      24 February 2013 19: 23
      Well, my acquaintance, an employee in the 93rd, said - "I gave an oath to the people, not to the president."
      Just went home and that's it!
  19. MrsNastya
    +3
    23 February 2013 23: 05
    The statistics of child mortality in the USA are terrifying! I'm just in shock! I’m the mother of a three year old son and can’t just understand how you can forget the child in the car and go to bed ???
    BEFORE reading the article, I had a different attitude to the "Law of Dima Yakovlev"
  20. opkozak
    +2
    23 February 2013 23: 06
    Monica Bellucci decorated the March issue of the Ukrainian Harper's Bazaar. Remember the beauty!
  21. -1
    24 February 2013 00: 13
    We will offer an informal version of the conversation between Vladimir Putin and Alexander Bastrykin after turning off the recorders and video cameras:

    Alexander Ivanovich, you are our exchekhoslovak ... Well, you are not so careful with a minimum investigation period. 1 year! Somebody will not forget about the Oboronservis case. I hinted to you that now is not 37 years old. It was necessary to designate a period of 3 years.
    And you said well about the mafia. I even remembered a song:
    New
    Walking in the media photograph.
    We are like a mafia on it,
    Or just a family.
  22. +2
    24 February 2013 00: 42
    There was always a low opinion about the mental abilities of American cousins ​​... it seems that the last remnants of these have also been lost.
    By the way, there are those who are smarter when asked "are you an American?" usually answers - "yes, but my ancestors are from Ireland (Russia, Palestine, Mexico, India, etc.)"
    1. +1
      24 February 2013 01: 05
      100% Americans live on Indian reservations. The rest of the people are alien people. They were sucked under the canopy of their flag by the most powerful vacuum cleaner in the world (USA). And then they have something to be proud of. This device sucks into its womb the brains and resources from all over the world. It's high time to show the electricity bill.
      1. +1
        24 February 2013 17: 21
        Yes, and the reservations there are very bad. A handful of miserable houses in the middle of the desert, groomed inhabitants, those who frolic more quickly migrated to the cities and speak about their Native American origin only in a whisper (like one of my acquaintances from Arizona). The state throws bones to them - for example, in America, legal casinos are only in Nevada and on reservations - part of the proceeds goes to the reservation (I'm not a player, but when I found out about it I changed my rules and donated a couple of hundred bucks for a good deed)
      2. Salad
        +1
        24 February 2013 21: 40
        COOL PICTURE
  23. 0
    24 February 2013 02: 32
    On pregnant women and children - fire! Eggplant will soon finally reveal all its cards to ordinary Americans that they will seem like a sky in diamonds angry
  24. 0
    24 February 2013 09: 58
    Interestingly, in this "group of unnamed rectors" who offered 3x3 service, are there urgent or at least biennials?
  25. AlexMH
    +1
    24 February 2013 12: 47
    Quote: Dmitry_2013
    And who told you that economists do not know anything?
    Or do you belong to those who shout at everything that economists, managers and lawyers are to blame for all problems?
    If so, please justify. winked

    My grandfather was an economist, he finished Plekhanovka, so he was the chairman of the State Planning Commission and worked in one union republic ... But you can’t talk with current graduates of economic universities — he studied for money, both official and on his paw, he knows nothing and He doesn’t want to know, he wants a big salary, and he himself is a dummy. He sits without work in his specialty and scolds everyone that they did not appreciate it. It’s just that the number of universities has exceeded all reasonable limits, commercial ones do not teach anything at all, state universities give trash by 70 percent, and it is lawyers and economists who make up the majority of graduates from commercial universities.
    1. Dmitry_2013
      +2
      24 February 2013 20: 13
      Well, I graduated a year ago, specialty management organization.
      I’ve been working for 2 years, I get a good sn, I have an interesting job. He graduated from a university simpler than your grandfather. He graduated with a red, received a scholarship from the President of the Russian Federation. By the way, the size of the scholarship over the past year has been in the region of 15 to 60 thousand.
      And the fact that there are many economists and lawyers is not my fault. You need to ask from those who allowed it.
      I’m all about the fact that there are normal people among economists, and there are many of them. And do not say such words to them. wink
  26. 0
    24 February 2013 18: 05
    Then I thought, and some pregnant lady, out of patriotic motives, would suggest to the policeman to light a cigarette, and give him a lighter in the form of a pistol. Will it be "brought down"?
    1. 0
      24 February 2013 19: 27
      Well, pregnant ladies usually don’t smoke. But for myself I’d say I would ask what was in her hands first. Otherwise, I still don’t have time))
  27. cool.ya-nikola
    0
    24 February 2013 21: 03
    Quote: Vadivak
    I'm still not very good, in the sense of sucks after yesterday

    Vadim, as I understand you !!! ... Himself the same ... Moreover, we will give credit to Alexey Volodin and Oleg Chuvakin for their courage and heroism !!! Despite everything, they are on the post, and as always are true to themselves (and VO!)! There are no words! (and pluses !!!) hi
  28. AlexMH
    0
    24 February 2013 23: 15
    Quote: Dmitry_2013
    I’m all about the fact that there are normal people among economists, and there are many of them. And do not say such words to them. wink

    Well, for normal economists I’ll clarify - I didn’t mean them :)
  29. MG42
    +2
    25 February 2013 05: 10
    In the rotten West, they really dislike Hugo Chavez, the Venezuelan president. America has flamed with particular dislike since it became known how much oil is in Venezuela.
    in spite of everything, as we see on the American continent, the Venezuela = Cuba link is working, these are the sworn "friends" of the United States. And Hugo Chavez would like to wish a speedy recovery.
  30. Cossack23
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    25 February 2013 08: 55
    The graphs show an outstanding and steady increase in the number of childhood deaths caused by abuse or ordinary oversight. But if in the 1998 year, the fault of adults killed an average of three children every day, then since the 2003 year - already four, and after 2010 year - even five. The proportion of child mortality as a result of physical violence in these statistics is 17,6%. About 80% of dead children lived on white for less than four years.
    PI ** RY. in 5 years no one will erase from the face of the earth