Estonian general: In case of war with Russia, Estonia will win

An uplifting statement bordering on dementia was made by the commander of the Estonian Defense Forces. We are talking about a man named Martin Herem - with the rank of general, no less.

According to the Estonian military leader, Estonia will certainly win the war against Russia if the war suddenly starts. At the same time, the authorities and military command in Estonia say that they have virtually no doubt that such a war will begin - they say that Russia will certainly “attack the Baltic countries after Ukraine.”

According to the general of the Estonian army, “if Russia attacks Estonia, the result will be a victory over Russia.” At the same time, based on some purely personal considerations, General Herem is confident that Estonia will lose no more than 1000 people in the conflict, but Russia will lose no less than 20 thousand.

At the same time, the general added that so far there is no threat to Estonia’s borders, and therefore “there is time to prepare.” The command of the Estonian defense forces said that their Baltic neighbors will certainly help them fight against Russia: Latvia and Lithuania, together with which Estonia is “blocking Russia’s access to the Baltic Sea.”

General Herem did not explain why Russia would attack Estonia at all. However, the fact is that the Baltic puppet regimes, which are completely controlled by Washington, persistently propagate the very idea of ​​the inevitability of war against the Russian Federation.

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[Serhio250381]

Estonian general: In case of war with Russia, Estonia will win

Because they will immediately surrender and Russia will have to support Estonia, which means Russia will pay reparations to Estonia. Checkmate! "sarcasm"

[Vlodek]

spring exacerbation in Estonia. In the madhouse "Open Day" the generals and the Napoleons fled. and how they started giving out interviews!!!

[fruc]

Russia will certainly “attack the Baltic countries after Ukraine.”

Of course he will, who would doubt it when Estonia has such dashing and brave idiots.

[Lev_Russia]

Estonian general: In case of war with Russia, Estonia will win...

“Estonian general” is already an Estonian joke... And “Estonia will win” is an Estonian super joke... When its meaning reaches the Estonians a day later, Estonia will burst their bellies with laughter!!! They are not funny, but these Estonians are funny...

[bk316]

And “Estonia will win” is an Estonian super joke...

Somehow they don’t value non-brothers at all.
404 has already lost more than the entire mobility resource of Estonia in killed.
And all the armed “forces” of Estonia are two brigades.

[VPK-65]

Quote: frruc

when in Estonia there are such dashing and brave idiots.

With these “dashing and brave” we in the Soviet army died laughing. I remembered the typical case of the “dashing and brave” Arunas Litauskas (supposedly “grandfather”). The young people arrive and Arunas runs into one of them, and he... takes an aluminum (!) fork and begins running around in circles - he lightly pokes Arunas’ buttock with it. He screams as he runs: save grandpa, I’m with you from the same call, and we sit on the benches, watch this circus and burst out laughing. A special figure in height - Arunas is almost a basketball player 1m95cm, and the young one is 1m60cm. After the race, the pants were assessed - there were no holes, the fork was immediately bent, but the pants were full of fear. Similar fun with other tribals, they are all smeared with fear, but in words they are heroes...

[Dizel200]

Heroes are not heroes, but in the Second World War they drank from the blood of civilians. And their cruelty was at the level of banderlogs. Well, now they're just crazy friends

[Myths]

At the same time, the general added that so far there is no threat to Estonia’s borders, and therefore “there is time to prepare.”

Of course, they can start digging now... 2m down, although the wind will blow the ashes away anyway.

[Vladimir_Tver]

Do they have enough territory for cemeteries? Or will they start sending them to their stupid buddies for permanent residence?

[Orange bigg]

Estonian general: In case of war with Russia, Estonia will win

Zelensky seems to have generously dosed this Estonian general with a lot of dope. From the master’s shoulder. Hold the drug addict. 1 million live in Estonia. people, and there are even less than 1 million Estonians there, so not only Estonians live in Estonia. The country is a city.

[Alex777]

Quote: OrangeBigg

Zelensky seems to have generously showered this Estonian general with a lot of dope.

Yes. They tried the crap at Zelensky, now they’re handing it out to everyone...

[Orange bigg]

Maybe he meant that Estonia would win a moral victory?

[Alex777]

This is impossible to understand without their stupidity.

[Argon]

I wonder how he got the title?! .... Do they just give it away in Estonia? Maybe I’ll move there, maybe I’ll get a generalissimo...

[Frank Muller]

Take your time, the Estonians - Chukhons have one or two generals. We will have to wait, and at the same time wait for the establishment of the rank of Estonian generalissimo. For such a small army it is of no use, is it?

[Freelander]

Who would doubt it. Where is Russia now, to the very “fast” Estonians)))) Should we start to be afraid?)))

[bandabas]

It seems like April 1 has already passed...

[Freelander]

For the Estonian brake it only came today)))))))

[bandabas]

Freelander! You said okay. But, apparently...Historically, these brakes have come since the collapse of the USSR. It's just arrived now.

[Orange bigg]

It’s just that April 1st hasn’t ended yet. It’s only noon on April 1st there, local Estonian time.

[Orange bigg]

It’s just that April 1st hasn’t ended yet. It’s only noon on April 1st there, local Estonian time.

[Leshak]

According to the Estonian military leader, Estonia will certainly win the war against Russia if the war suddenly starts.

Your division, crazy about the rank of general... This kind of crap needs to be frozen. There is mass insanity in the West.

[sdivt]

Estonia will lose no more than 1000 people in the conflict

Haven't Googled it yet, but very interesting
What kind of army do they have - only 1000 people?!

[Leshak]

The entire Estonian Land Force is one division, consisting of two infantry brigades.
And about three thousand NATO soldiers are stationed in Estonia.

[A. Evert]

The number of Estonian armed forces is 7200 people (two full-fledged brigades for three types of troops) and a reserve of 40000 people.

[Montezuma]

"We are talking about a man named Martin Herem - with the rank of general, no less."

It is unknown what kind of herem this general has, but his brain is very bad.

[K-50]

Estonian general: In case of war with Russia, Estonia will win

I mean, it will immediately give up, they are “sitting” on Russia’s neck, so that we can support them again at our own expense, as during the times of the Union?
Fuck it, live as best you can, sprat-eaters. She died like that.
They bought you once, helped you turn into people the second time, but you keep looking to the west and spitting into the spring that feeds you. So survive on your own, without Russia. Well, we don’t need you, we don’t need you to produce parasites.

[Mikov_Viktor_Leonidovich]

A small clarification: in Estonia - sprat eaters, and sprat eaters - in Latvia

[Victor Leningradets]

It’s fundamentally wrong.
Estonia, along with Finland, blocks our access to the Baltic Sea. On the territory of Estonia there are the Russian cities of Revel (Kolyvan), Yuryev, Rakovor, Polchev, Chorna, Ligover. The country's population groans under the yoke of Europe.
Conclusion: Estonia, as a state entity, should be liquidated and annexed to the Leningrad region. And who doesn’t want to go to Russia - suitcase-longboat-Europe.
Similarly, Latvia - to the Pskov region, Lithuania - to Belarus, and the southern part of the former East Prussia - to the Kaliningrad region.

[Nord11]

Why not be brave if the entire population of Estonia fits on the chassis of three or four Boeings...

[Atlant83]

How many lives, how much in vain, in this world.

[Enceladus]

Marchin Dickrd

Spring Fever? Happens...
Even the root of his last name was chopped off You can write Hyerim, but the root is niya

[avdkrd]

It's not even clear how to comment. It’s understandable when such nonsense is carried by some minor, couch potato, but here is a solid general. What do you have to smoke to make such forecasts like this, with numbers and calculations?
Someone should check generals for loss of cognitive abilities?

[Egoza]

Quote: avdkrd

What do you have to smoke to make such forecasts like this, with numbers and calculations?

Well, with too much drinking, you can’t even predict that.

[Rostislav Prokopenko]

“From 2013 to 2016, he served as commandant of the Estonian National Defense Academy (Estonian Kaitseväe Akadeemia), and from 2016 to 2018, chief of staff of the Estonian Defense Forces.” what an interesting career...
And in 2021, already a lieutenant general...
The warrior is simply overcome by fear.
Estonian Military Academy (Estonian Kaitseväe Akadeemia), until 2019 Estonian National Defense College. College, that is, technical school or vocational school...

[Radius]

And the commandant, to put it in clear words, is a supply manager! ))

[boriz]

They always had phase delays in their brains.
Therefore, the tongue works faster than the brain.

[bambr731]

An uplifting statement bordering on dementia was made by the commander of the Estonian Defense Forces. We are talking about a man named Martin Herem - with the rank of general, no less.
According to the Estonian military leader, Estonia will certainly win the war against Russia if the war suddenly starts.

You don't need to be a general to understand who will win. Just look at the map. If there are such generals there, then what kind of intelligence do those of lower rank have?

[Staal]

I even felt somehow uneasy after such words; Estonia is some 130 km away and bad thoughts come to my mind - how to live now?

[Montezuma]

Quote: Staal

I even felt somehow uneasy after such words; Estonia is some 130 km away and bad thoughts come to my mind - how to live now?

A general with that name would make anyone feel terrible. I went completely nuts.

[nikolai711]

Something like this. Medicine won’t help here either.

[Yuri_I]

Estonian general: In case of war with Russia

I wonder why this nonsense is being posted here? Where is the FSB?

[nik-mazur]

If Russia attacks Estonia, the result will be a victory over Russia... for now there is no threat to Estonia's borders

- Oh, who is this?
– And this is the invincible Estonian general Martin Herem.
- Why is he ̶Хе̶р̶... I mean, why is he invincible?
- Who the hell needs him...

[Prisoner]

Another crazy person with a spring exacerbation kissed.

[Alexey northerner]

I never thought that fly agaric mushrooms grow so densely in Estonia. The morale of the Estonian army cannot be raised by any other means.

[Igor Mrak]

Are they competing in the level of idiocy there in the Baltics? Who will say the biggest nonsense?

[IslamG]

This is very sad. Some kind of litter speaks like that about Great Russia. We must make such an army that one regiment can destroy these idiots.

[fiv]

The sick man caught his grandfather’s copy of the “Barbarossa” plan and he realized - here it is, victory! I got so excited that I forgot to take my pills.

[rocket757]

An uplifting statement bordering on dementia was made by the commander of the Estonian Defense Forces.

. They themselves are not afraid to keep such idiots in the military...

[ewans56]

Original! eat! And who does he eat it from? Although the question is rhetorical![media=http://]

[Vasilenko Vladimir]

Estonian general: In case of war with Russia, Estonia will win

[nik-mazur]

Quote: Vasilenko Vladimir

Military parade in honor of Estonian Independence Day 24.2.2024

As I understand it, this is the entire Estonian army? Or were the sick and those on duty in the company left behind the scenes?
By the way, such a parade in the style of a May Day demonstration, when everyone is smiling, waving their hands and flags, looks somehow unmilitary. Our harsh format, with clear boxes and marching steps without any giggles and giggles, is much better.

[Vasilenko Vladimir]

I wish they could walk in step

[nik-mazur]

Quote: Vasilenko Vladimir

I wish they could walk in step

Walking in step in the same uniform is a demonstration of toxic masculinity. Therefore, it would be much more relevant to learn to dance in bras with glitter and feathers in the butt...

[Vasilenko Vladimir]

military parade in sequined bras?!

[nik-mazur]

Quote: Vasilenko Vladimir

military parade in sequined bras

What's wrong with that? Modern, relevant, European.
Something like this, only with machine guns. Combat fodder, so to speak. Can you imagine how terrible it is to fight with such people?

[Vasilenko Vladimir]

Quote from: nik-mazur

Modern, relevant, European.

b-eeeeee

Quote from: nik-mazur

Combat pihota

from the word shove?!!!
b-eeeee

[nik-mazur]

Quote: Vasilenko Vladimir

from the word shove

Somehow you have no respect for a potential enemy...

[Vasilenko Vladimir]

so it was you who wrote it, that's what I thought

[nik-mazur]

Quote: Vasilenko Vladimir

that's what I thought

Well, in general, you thought correctly...

[Neo-9947]

Estonia “blocks Russia’s access to the Baltic Sea”

And this idiot thinks that we will take Estonia by amphibious assault?
As long as there are such generals in Estonia, we can rest assured that a possible operation will be successful.

[sanches-nk]

Tell me what variety do they use?

[mixmarfin]

Apparently born shell-shocked

[Esaul]

20 thousand of us will probably die of laughter when they see the Estonian “army”.

[DIM (a)]

idiots, they’ll buy them as usual, against the backdrop of the “stupid” inside... for a hundred years now the situation has been spinning on the same thing(

[gmss]

an extremely dangerous Estonian general, and dangerous primarily to those around him. forced intensive electroshock therapy and pills in a closed hospital are necessary, because things could get worse with him in the future

[Kunich]

You need to have a snack, general.

[rgd20]

The Estonian decided to make a joke on April 1, 2 weeks passed - and he did it))))

[AlexWar]

Another fabulous SD.

[Eugene 62]

Here on YouTube the entire Estonian army is shown gathered together at the Independence Day parade. You don't have to watch everything. After the first minutes everything will become clear. For those who are especially sensitive! The video contains obscene language from viewers! -)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7ZBTmKWQFk

[former soldier]

It got a little scary . It’s best not to attack Estonia.

[Pobed20172204]

It is immediately clear that the great strategist from Estonia was thinking for a long time

[bone1]

And why does he wait and win?

[Ray]

Hmm... Of course, the statement is more like an anecdote, and in the event of war, Estonia will probably hold out as long as Georgia did in 2008. Or probably more, if the Estonians built fortifications like the fortifications of the Ukrainians. But I’m not sure that they will be as ready to fight and die as the Ukrainians. But it's not that.
The fact is that Estonians, directly bordering Russia, generally allow themselves to make such statements. Regarding the "Second Army of the World". I don’t remember that any Panama or Nicaragua, represented by such high-ranking officials, allowed themselves such statements about the first army in the world, the American one.
And this is probably because 20 years ago, the first army in the world with a 200 thousand contingent several thousand borders from itself, in 3 weeks left no stone unturned from what was considered at that time the most powerful army in the Middle East and the second - third in Asia after China, and possibly India - the Iraqi army. The USA confirmed its status. With air superiority, without superiority - these are nuances.
The second army in the world, unfortunately, still has not reached the borders of early September 2022 - with Kherson, Izyum, Krasny Liman, etc.
That is, it is probably our own fault that our weak neighbors dare to make such delusional statements.
In geopolitics, friends, only strength is respected. If someone does not show the necessary respect, then he has stopped seeing this power.

[acetophenone]

Quote from sdivt

Estonia will lose no more than 1000 people in the conflict

Haven't Googled it yet, but very interesting
What kind of army do they have - only 1000 people?!

No, the army is noticeably larger, but there are few people. The majority there are Estonians.

[faterdom]

Now for this victory he will be given the next rank of general. So, you see, Lloyd Aspen will catch up in rank, or he will develop prostate cancer.

[aszzz888]

faterdom
(Andrei)
+1
Today, 00: 58
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Now for this victory he will be given the next rank of general. So, look, Lloyd Aspen will catch up in rank, or even develop prostate cancer.

This one doesn't have long to jump, or rather crawl. Cancer, it will eat cancer in Africa too.

[faridg7]

Let the dogs say: “Ay, Moska! I know she is strong, That she barks at the Elephant!”

[aszzz888]

According to the general of the Estonian army, “if Russia attacks Estonia, the result will be a victory over Russia.”

And this one is on coke.
I know it’s a short comment, but it’s capacious.

[Joker62]

if Russia attacks Estonia, the result will be a victory over Russia

Where do they find such crazy generals in Estonia????
They look like small trophies from the Baltic region, very similar to a breed of small dogs, much like Moska mongrels, only angrier to the point of horror.
Such a statement by the general suggests that no one perceives them as strength or power in the West and mattress makers..

[FoBoss_VM]

Let them get ready, sprout eaters. We’ll ask about Narva again

[aleksklo]

Hmm.. How many victories does the general have?

[tolmachiev51]

"Arrived"!!! where they didn't expect it. It’s somehow alarming what’s going on in the minds of NATO generals, is it schizophrenia or is it still an external influence. 5G under the control of Washington is being tested.

[Vladimir Vladimirovich Vorontsov]

"Little country, small country,
Who will tell me, who will show me,
Where is she, where is she?"

[Petr_Koldunov]

Quote: Vladimir Vladimirovich Vorontsov

"Little country, small country,
Who will tell me, who will show me,
Where is she, where is she?"

And this is Estonia. A country that its inhabitants call Eesti - which in the local language means "Bliin...where is it?!"

[zontov79]

Is this a joke or what?)) stupid idiot))

[Petr_Koldunov]

Quote: zontov79

Is this a joke or what?)) stupid idiot))

Degeneral!

[Vasya Fix]

I don’t remember what year, at the Olympics the Estonian made an extra lap in the stadium

[Petr_Koldunov]

Quote: Vasya Fix

I don’t remember what year, at the Olympics the Estonian made an extra lap in the stadium

In the same way, I don’t remember what year, but I remember very well a live meeting at the Munich Security Conference, when Estonian President Kersti Kaljulaid stood up and started speaking - and the presenter interrupted her, saying: “Excuse me, who are you? Please introduce yourself. "

[Oleg Apushkin]

All this would be funny if it weren’t so sad M.Yu. Lermontov
These frozen tribal slaves were in addition to the land purchased from the Swedes. We have every right to punish or evict scoundrels if we have the will. But the trouble is, traitors turned Russians into a communal apartment with all the ensuing consequences. Our country has no time for them now.

[nikon voron]

Hooray! Long live Tyrdy-Myrdy!

[sgr291158]

General, why are you so high that you feel so high?

[Petr_Koldunov]

Quote: sgr291158

General, why are you so high that you feel so high?

He just thinks that all of Russia is Ivan-city. What to take from a hillbilly? His consciousness does not work any further. People like him think that the nearest regional center is the capital of the world.

[Dimy4]

And it depends on how they will wage the war on our side.

[Optorius]

"We are not afraid of Russia -
We have our own army
A thousand cyclists
and in the port is the floor of the ship.
everything is serious at the borders
not one will break through.
Assault impossible
We won’t give them a visa!

Hmmm .. Kui raske Eestis olla
H-hmmm ... We are not afraid of Russia
H-hmmm... In general, they didn’t ask us!!”©

[Earl]

The Estonian latrine general is clearly confident in the superiority of Estonian latrines and that the victory of the Great Tribaltic Empire depends on this.

[Yuri Khuchev]

You can laugh now, another hero has emerged

[Mikhail Dadeko]

Well, the general drank too much, so he suffered! But seriously, I don’t think that Estonia, in the form of a trophy, is of any value to Russia!

[Kolt27]

Estonia will lose no more than 1000 people in the conflict

There are just so many of them there

[Metallurg_2]

In case of war, a couple of Sarmatians will be enough for bullshit.

[Petr_Koldunov]

Quote: Metallurg_2

In case of war, a couple of Sarmatians will be enough for bullshit.

Couples - if together with Latvia and Lithuania...

[Idle_piston]

With our political and financial elite, I would not be surprised if we even lose the war to the Faroe Islands.

[Akuzenka]

According to the general of the Estonian army, “if Russia attacks Estonia, the result will be a victory over Russia.”

In recent years, politicians in countries led by the United States have been actively taking bread away from comedians. Although there is an option that they were released from mournful homes and appointed to positions with the goal of causing healthy laughter.

[Sergey Prutkov55]

What are they drinking there? You need to have a snack!

[Semyon Semyonov_2]

The point here apparently depends on the dope, alcoholic or narcotic. Well, it’s not because of congenital mental retardation that even with the rank of general, although...

[cormorant]

Let's wait until we approach the western borders of Ukraine. So I wonder where this long tongue of the Estonian general will be.

[Alexfly]

Vitamin deficiency happened to the general or where? No, live on your own now, Peter the first overpaid thalers, but in vain... The Estonian neighbors would fish and grow flax...

[Pravodel]

In case of war with Russia, Estonia will win

So no one doubts this. As soon as our army comes to Talllllliiiinnnnn, this city, at the request of the inhabitants who won the war with everyone, will immediately become Revel. And when asked why they renamed, they will say that they are tired of repeating for a long, long time lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll and and and iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii with nnnnnnnnnn as the old occupying authorities forced them to do.

[Petr_Koldunov]

I tried to find AT LEAST ONE reason why the Russian Federation might attack Estonia - and I couldn’t find it! Exactly the same as for Latvia.
The only one of the extinctions that Russia has a direct reason and a very compelling interest to attack is Lithuania (so that Kaliningrad is reunited by land with the mainland). Alas, even for such a compelling reason - the Russian Federation will never attack a NATO country, no matter how small and ragged a mongrel it is.

[isv000]

Estonian general: In case of war with Russia, Estonia will win

- the shortest comment...

[Petr_Koldunov]

I looked at the name of this heroic general and thought: “Here you go on eating.”

[Castro Ruiz]

Apparently this “strategist” had too much fire water.

[Stepan]

Bravery and stupidity".

[Gromovanton]

That's something very intoxicating they smoke there!

[Sergey Prutkov55]

After clearing the outskirts, it is necessary to squeeze NATO out of the Baltic states by any means. To achieve this noble goal, all means are good. We need to secure St. Petersburg and Novgorod. Pressure, cancellation of recognition, jamming of communications and whatever. You can’t leave these enemies at your side. Go for an exchange. They will not leave the Baltic states, they will receive bases with missiles in Cuba and Nicaragua. They still don't comply with anything. There are dozens of atomic bombs in Europe to our liking. An unconditional corridor to Kaliningrad. This shouldn't even be discussed. Otherwise we take the territory.

[Azzzwer]

What should a serving army general have to say? Chief, everything is gone! For such poisonings you can lose your post.

[Damask]

They're all slow-witted and idiots

[Zolotse]

All this can be commented on in two words: Dementia and courage. An impressive combination!

[Murakow]

The Estonian general imagined his army as NATO's striking little finger, and himself leading this little finger with his nail.

[Synoid]

Well, it’s clear about Estonia’s thousand losses, this is their entire army, but about 20 thousand Russians - the wet fantasies of the grandson of the militant Omakaitse.

[Stenolaz]

Why publish the nonsense of all sorts of idiots. Publish more analytical reviews and articles

[Ronino]

Fsyo...Estonian general won’t fool around anymore...

[Alex20042004]

Estonians need to repeat it several times, they don’t get it right the first time.

[Frank Muller]

In this regard, the words of midshipman Panin (from the film “Midshipman Panin”, Mosfilm, 1960) are most appropriately recalled: “What are you, a brute! Apparently, you’ve drunk yourself to the point of a green snake!?”

[Alexander X]

A weak-minded general. Somehow they are all strange there.

[Codett]

The general doesn’t have a snack during the campaign, and even smokes something.