"Rough courtship" for a juvenile Mary Stuart

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"Rough courtship" for a juvenile Mary Stuart

Mary Stuart in a portrait by François Clouet, 1558


In this article, we will talk a little about the famous Mary Stuart, who was crowned already on the sixth day after her birth and unwittingly became the cause of the war between Scotland and England, which lasted 7 years - from 1544 to 1551.



Origin and early years


Mary Stuart, born December 8, 1542, was the daughter of King James (James) V of Scotland and Mary of Lorraine.

James V was the nephew of King Henry VIII of England. His father died in the battle with the British at Flodden, when the boy was not even two years old. From the age of 12 to 16, Jacob was actually in the position of a prisoner with the Earl of Angus, but managed to escape. With the help of the Scottish barons, he drove him out of the country.


Cornel de Lyon. Portrait of James V Stuart

Mary of Lorraine became the second wife of this king. By the way, James V was also her second husband. This woman came from an influential and very noble family and was the daughter of Duke Claude de Guise.


Mary of Lorraine in a portrait attributed to Corneille de Lyon

Her nephews were Heinrich of Guise (Marked), Duke Charles of Mayenne, Catherine-Maria Duchess de Montpensier, and Louis, Cardinal of Lorraine - the heroes of the "Huguenot trilogy" by A. Dumas (the novels "Queen Margot", "Countess de Monsoro" and "Forty-five ").
Before the birth of her daughter, Mary of Lorraine gave birth to two sons by James V, who died in infancy. The third child was a girl - the heroine of our article. She became queen already on the sixth day of her life - her father died of some intestinal disease, accompanied by diarrhea and vomiting 6 hours after the birth of her daughter. It is said that, as he died, he said:

"This crown came with a woman and will leave with a woman."

Mary Stuart, indeed, will be executed by order of Elizabeth of England (although she will then pretend that she “knew nothing”), but her son Jacob (James) will become the king of both Scotland and England.


Arnold Bronkhorst. Portrait of a young Jacob (James) I Stuart


Charles Turner. King James I and his family

Among other things, James I "famous" treatises on demonology and the dangers of tobacco, as well as the order to the British colonists to grow 100 hemp bushes (for the production of ropes and fabrics). During his reign, Shakespeare's troupe received royal status, and Francis Bacon served as Lord Chancellor. It was the favorite of James I who was known to everyone from the novel by Dumas, the Duke of Buckingham, thanks to which a saying appeared in England:

"Elizabeth was king and James was queen."

But the son of Mary Stuart will be born in 1566 and will receive the crown of England in 1603. In 1542, when the newborn Mary was proclaimed queen of Scotland, this was still a long way off. And for this girl, her powerful neighbor, Henry VIII Tudor, who decided to marry her only son Edward, turned out to have his own plans. He immediately demanded that Mary be handed over to him for education at the English court. The refusal of the Scots, who quite rightly believed that this would be the first step towards the loss of their homeland of independence, caused many years of war, which began in 1544 and lasted until 1551, in history she entered under the strange name Rough Wooing - “Rough matchmaking” (or “courtship”).

Bridegroom of Mary Stuart


The English king Henry VIII had 6 wives, which the following rhyme helps English schoolchildren to remember:

Boleyn and Howard lost their heads
Anne of Cleves he would not bed,
Jane Seymour gave him a son - but died before the week was done,
Aragon he did Divorce,
Which just left Catherine Parr, of course!

Translated into Russian, it turns out something like this:

"Boleyn and Howard lost their heads,
With Anna Klevskaya he did not go to bed,
Jane Seymour bore him a son and died a week later (actually 12 days later),
he divorced Aragonskaya (Catherine),
Only Katherine Parr remained!

And the sequence of Henry's wives is suggested to be memorized with the help of the phrase:
Arrogant Boys Seem Clever, Howard Particularly

The literal translation can be confusing:

"Arrogant boys seem smart, especially Howard."

In fact, the first letters of each word of this phrase matter: A - Aragonese, B - Boleyn, S - Seymour, C - Cleves, H - Howard, P - Parr.


Henry VIII in 1509 (the year of his accession to the throne) in a portrait attributed to Meinnart Wiwick


Wives of Henry VIII

In total, the wives gave birth to Henry VIII 10 children, 7 of whom died in infancy. Mary, daughter of Catherine of Aragon, Elizabeth, daughter of Anne Boleyn, and Edward, born October 12, 1537 Jane Seymour, survived.


Hans Holbein the Younger. Portrait of Prince Edward, circa 1538

Many people know Edward from Mark Twain's novel The Prince and the Pauper, the plot of which, of course, has nothing to do with reality. Henry VIII was so afraid of losing his heir, whom he called "the jewel of the whole kingdom," that people with access to the boy were forbidden to leave for London, and his maid's rooms were washed every day.

The boy grew up as a quiet and obedient child, he was on good terms with his father's last wife Catherine Parr and older sister Elizabeth. But his relationship with another sister, the Catholic Mary, was much less warm. Prince Edward was 6 years old when adults found him a bride - the Scottish Queen Mary Stuart, who was not yet a year old. The girl was the granddaughter of Henry VIII's sister Margaret Tudor and, therefore, the niece of the intended groom. However, this marriage was supposed to contribute to the unification of two eternally warring kingdoms - England and Scotland.

James Hamilton, who at that time acted as regent of Scotland, signed the Treaty of Greenwich on July 1, 1543, according to which, upon reaching the age of 10, Mary was to marry Edward by proxy, and then go to the English royal court. However, the Scots did not want to unite their country with England, and on December 11, 1543, the Treaty of Greenwich was rejected by Parliament. After that, Henry VIII moved his troops against Scotland. Thus began the war, which was later called Rough Wooing (“Rough matchmaking”), but no one thought that this conflict would last as long as 7 years.

"Rough courtship" of the British


At first, the British troops attacked the border areas of Scotland, but in May 1544 they went inland and even burned Edinburgh. In January of the following 1545, one of the English detachments captured the city of Melrose, also robbing the local monastery, in which the family tombs of the Earls of Angus were devastated. This was a mistake, because the 6th earl of this family, Archibald Douglas, decided to take revenge on the British. At first, there were only 300 people in his detachment, but other Scots began to join him one by one and in small groups, who wanted to get even with the British. And then a large detachment of Norman Leslie joined the army of Angus - 1 people.

In February 1545, the Scots defeated an army of English and German mercenaries at the Battle of Ankrum Moor. The fighting then subsided, then resumed and went on with varying degrees of success. As part of the English army, a detachment of Spanish cavalry riflemen fought at that time, in which the "best soldier of Spain" Julián Romero de Ibarrola, who later rose to the rank of commander of the Sicilian Tercio, served. We have already talked about it in separate articles. Meanwhile, in January 1547, the English King Henry VIII died, and the throne was inherited by the "groom" of Mary Stuart - 9-year-old Edward VI.

Of course, he could not rule on his own; his relative, Edward Seymour, 1st Duke of Somerset, became the regent of the kingdom. In August 1547, Somerset stepped up the fighting, and on September 10, the British won the Battle of Pinky, where warships fired at the enemy units with cannons and provided assistance to the land units.

However, the Scots still refused to marry Mary Stuart to King Edward. Instead, in July 1548, the 5-year-old queen was sent to Scotland-friendly France. Her mother, Mary of Lorraine, remained in Scotland as locum tenens of the throne. The French took the girl for a reason, but as a bride for the eldest son and heir of King Henry II - Francis.


Paired portraits of Francis II and Mary Stuart. French school, 1550s

Even before the departure of the infant queen in June 1548, the French army of d'Esse de Montalembert was sent to Scotland, which laid siege to the city of Haddington and defeated the English troops sent to help the garrison. Somerset threw in a new army of 20 men, forcing Montalembert to retreat from Haddington.

Having received reinforcements from France, Montalembert again turned to active operations, capturing several cities. He was then replaced as commander by Paul de Thermes. By 1550, the allied Franco-Scottish troops liberated the entire territory of the Scottish kingdom from the British.

As a result, on June 10, 1551, a peace treaty was finally concluded between England and Scotland at Norem Castle.

Mary Stuart in France


So, Mary Stuart became the bride of the heir to the French throne. The British were forced to temporarily abandon their long-term plans to annex Scotland. Yes, and the failed husband of Mary Stuart - the young English king Edward VI died in 1553 - at the age of 16. He named the great-granddaughter of Henry VII Jane Gray, an unfortunate girl who was overthrown after 9 days, as his heiress. It was the turn of the daughters of Henry VIII - Mary and Elizabeth. On the last of them, the Tudor dynasty was stopped, and the son of Mary Stuart, James, was elected to the English throne.


But the possibility of joining Scotland at that time was seriously considered in France: according to the secret clause of the marriage contract, in the event of the death of the childless Mary Stuart, the crown of Scotland passed to her husband, Francis.

It must be said that the years spent at the French court were probably the happiest in the life of Mary Stuart. She was not just the bride of the Dauphin, but the queen, and therefore she was higher in status than even the children of Henry II. In addition, everyone at court liked the smart and easy-to-communicate girl (which happens not so often). Ten years later, on April 10, 24, Mary Stuart married the Dauphin Francis. It is believed that she was the first to put on a white wedding dress, marking the beginning of a new tradition (before that, brides wore red dresses).


Antonio Moro. Marriage of Francis II and Mary Stuart

Meanwhile, not everyone in England recognized the legitimacy of Elizabeth, who ascended the throne on November 17, 1558. And one of the "senior comrades" advised Mary Stuart, who was in France, to include the English crown in her coat of arms. Elizabeth and her many supporters did not like this very much.

In 1559, Protestants rebelled in Scotland, and English troops came to their aid, and the French came out on the side of Mary de Guise (mother of Lorraine). On July 6, 1560, England and France signed the Treaty of Edinburgh, under which the French troops left Scotland, and Elizabeth was recognized as the rightful queen of England. Mary Stuart now had no chance for the English crown, but for her part she refused to ratify this treaty.

Return of Mary Stuart to Scotland


As we remember, on November 17, 1558, the wedding of the Dauphin Francis and Mary Stuart took place. And already on July 10, 1559, Henry II died from a wound received at a tournament. The Queen of Scots also became the Queen of France, but the weak and sickly Francis II died a year and a half later, on December 5, 1560. Childless and useless, Mary Stuart went to her homeland - to Scotland. She had two more marriages ahead of her, a forced abdication in 1567, English captivity, the betrayal of a Protestant son, and an execution that made her the heroine of many poems, novels, and plays.


Robert Herdman. Execution of Mary Stuart

But that's another story.
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  1. +7
    26 July 2022 05: 51
    You are a woman's lot, especially the royal one..
    1. +5
      26 July 2022 06: 16
      Lesh, welcome. Hence the conclusion: to abolish the monarchy? You see, the female fate will become easier
      1. +6
        26 July 2022 07: 19
        Hi guys! smile

        abolish the monarchy? You see, the female fate will become easier


        It will not, because of the innate squaliness and "peculiar" logic, called female. request
        True, in fairness, I note that this does not apply to each of the fair sex. drinks
        1. +8
          26 July 2022 07: 46
          "Oh, you vile people, changeable women!
          Your number is legion, and your name is self-interest!" (C))))
          1. +8
            26 July 2022 08: 31
            “Women inspire men to great feats, but leave no time for them.” – Gustave Flaubert
            1. +4
              26 July 2022 08: 34
              That's for sure. I would never have sat behind the wheel if they had not promised to marry me.)))
              1. +7
                26 July 2022 09: 27
                Willingly believe. laughing

                1. VLR
                  +6
                  26 July 2022 10: 19
                  All natural blondes, familiar to me from school and institute, were good students and excellent students. And Germans, Swedes, Norwegians are by no means morons, on the social. they do not sit on benefits, unlike migrant brunettes. Where this myth came from - I have no idea. Is it because of the painted ones?
                  1. +3
                    26 July 2022 11: 22
                    I have exactly the opposite, although there were enough of everyone, and with any hair color. All this is from the category of jokes about Jews, which the Jews themselves come up with. smile

                  2. +3
                    26 July 2022 13: 03
                    Quote: VlR
                    Where this myth came from - I have no idea. Is it because of the painted ones?

                    No, Valery! Everything is simpler - the intrigues and envy of brunettes. And also brown-haired women. laughing
                  3. +3
                    26 July 2022 15: 24
                    More than sure, and the second point. this is that they are a minority, about the same as stupid, supposedly, the Chukchi. Thank you for the article. this story is not very well known to me at all, if you still know about Heinrich, the rest is somehow left overboard, yes, as a child I watched the film Lady Jane.
                  4. +4
                    26 July 2022 16: 55
                    That's right. They are different. And two-faced.
                    Do not love my one bitch, FIG knows why, but meet and kiss. Then he says to me: Lanka has such and such. A toothache, a chiryak, a black eye, when did she manage to see everything?
                    With us, Lyudmila Yakovlevna does not like Astra, why ?, and does not hide it. And I like it more, but two-handedness is not for me.
                    It's easier with us: Grishka sent Vanka down the drain, and that Grishka to the goblin and the whole conversation. And among women there are helluva lot of evil memorable.
                    Kanevsky has an episode: two were in love with one, but he was not jealous. I waited for 12 years and took revenge: I shot them.
                    In our area: aul Ponezhukai, the Sorokin family.
                    In the 30s there were 2 girlfriends: Nina and Valya, both liked the Sorokin combine harvester. Everyone was sure that he would choose Valya, and he would choose the "mouse" Nina.
                    It seems to have been forgotten, it seems 16 years have passed, but no.
                    December 1942 Sorokin was a partisan, he came to the village on New Year's Eve. I wanted to know something, to take groceries. In the morning I sent my eldest son, 12 years old Vovka, to visit friends. Valya came to them, for some fig. Sorokin hid behind the curtains on the stove, and the felt boots lay near the stove. VALKA, I saw felt boots, and went to the gendarmerie.
                    The policemen seized all the Sorokins, but Vovka escaped. His neighbor, Adyg, intercepted and hid.
                    In the park, opposite the hospital, they were hanged: Nina, the eldest daughter, 14 years old, the little one, I think, 10 m, and Sorokin.
                    On New Year's Eve, the Slovaks wanted to cross the front line to surrender. Lieutenant Shram (?) went to the commander and, like, I want to drive partisans. The boss is pretty. He took away about 350,37 people with a junior officer, fell behind and did not go.
                    Under Ponezhukai, they stumbled upon Vovka Sorokin. After the execution of his loved ones, he climbed behind the village
                    When the Slovaks found out what had happened, it was decided to "congratulate" the new year.
                    Sorokin led past the guards, to the gendarmerie and to the executioners. Crying, was the party organizer of the farm. The executioner jumped out, and the Slovaks drove him back and burned there.
                    At the local school, there was a police barracks, a machine gun was placed in front of the entrance, and the barracks were set on fire. They tried to jump out of the butt, out the window. Sorokin them from a machine gun.
                    In the barracks and near, 47 people remained. How many patrolmen and at home?
                    When Ponezhukai was liberated in 1943, the traitor came to the district committee and brought some party documents. I'm good and kept. She began to make a career, and in the year 47, they caught a clerk from the gendarmerie, she was cunning. He kept copies of the main documents and lists of donors. So it turned out: who betrayed the Sorokins.
                    After the war, Vovka Sorokin was awarded the partisan medal and the Czechoslovak Resistance medal.
                    The building of the school has been preserved even now, but the entrance has already been made from behind. There now: the registry office, some kind of purchasing office.
                    The father of my classmate was a friend of Vovka, old-timers told me about this
                  5. +1
                    26 July 2022 19: 36
                    At first they shouted to my wife - You park like a blonde. And she was a curmudgeon
                  6. +1
                    27 July 2022 14: 52
                    Quote: VlR
                    And Germans, Swedes, Norwegians are by no means morons, on the social. they do not sit on benefits, unlike migrant brunettes. Where this myth came from - I have no idea.

                    It was written by slobbering men.
                    Here it flashed:
                    Quote: Sea Cat
                    “Women inspire men to great feats, but leave no time for them.” – Gustave Flaubert

                    Let's see why a woman inspires to a feat, and a man - to petty intrigues and dirty tricks and develops a sense of squalor?
                    You can't even imagine how much rot, abomination, cowardice, sycophancy, bile is hidden behind the males... And how it all manifests itself in the desire to fly up the career ladder.
                2. Fat
                  +2
                  27 July 2022 21: 26
                  hi Hello Konstantin. The funny thing is that she will get a "screenshot". It's just that often people do not know about the capabilities of the Xerox scanner.
                  Sometimes experience completely replaces knowledge.
                  This "painted" is not simple-minded, she is categorically experienced smile
                3. ANB
                  +2
                  27 July 2022 22: 33
                  It is clear that this is a joke.
                  But at my work very often instead of a screen they send a photo of the screen from the phone. And both women and men.
                  1. +1
                    28 July 2022 12: 15
                    It is clear that this is a joke.


                    Of course it's fun! smile I'm surprised some people take this seriously.
          2. +6
            26 July 2022 12: 39
            O women, your name is perfidy! William, them, Shakespeare .. Which, by the way, is relevant in the relationship between Mary and Elizabeth.
            1. +3
              26 July 2022 12: 59
              Interesting, Cornelius, but in the light of "gender", hmm, "reforms". laughing laughing laughing
              1. +3
                26 July 2022 13: 29
                They can, but no one has thought of it yet ... yet .. But Hamlet, they are trying not to play them anymore .. They choose a more neutral one ..
                1. +1
                  26 July 2022 14: 18
                  Quote: kor1vet1974
                  They can, but no one has thought of it yet ... yet.

                  Then I, too ... will be silent on this subject. laughing
                2. +3
                  26 July 2022 14: 19
                  But they try not to play Hamlet with them anymore .. They choose a more neutral one ..

                  And what, the Danish prince for them now is intolerantly emphasized masculine? hi
                  1. +2
                    26 July 2022 15: 05
                    Quote: Pane Kohanku
                    intolerantly emphasized masculine?

                    “It will be not enough!” (C)
                    What if cummings out? laughing Ha, ha, ha, ha!
                    1. +5
                      26 July 2022 15: 16
                      What if cummings out?

                      No, you can still smear Hamlet with wax - it will be an Afro-Hamlet, so tolerant. feel
                      In general, Sergey, you know what we should look at them if they themselves have their faces in feathers.
                      Here, for example, is a scene from a performance ... in Moscow ...



                      You think this is a schizophrenic circus? hi No, this is "King Lear" staged by a certain praying mantis... what
                      Interesting abstract:
                      Theatrical provocateur Konstantin Bogomolov, who recently thundered with the premiere at the Moscow Art Theater “The Ideal Husband. Comedy ”, a year earlier thundered - a little quieter - in St. Petersburg. All male roles in his King Lear are played by women, all female roles are played by men. The action moved to Moscow, in 1941-1945. Lear, who is associated, of course, with Stalin, Rosa Khairullina enters the stage, instead of the French king, Cordelia is wooed by a character presented as "Mr. Zarathustra, the ambassador of Europe in our side." And on the stage, episode after episode, metaphor after metaphor, trick after trick, in a sharply ironic and rather ruthless form, our national genetic fears are resurrected: totalitarianism, anti-Semitism and everything connected with them.
                      Here is the link. At the same time, read not the first custom annotation, but the comments of those who watched this action ...

                      https://www.afisha.ru/performance/85700/

                      ... The Ilfo-Petrovsky Theater of Columbus from "The Twelve Chairs" is crying standing up with envy. Louder than all, Malkin, Galkin, Chalkin and Zalkind bliss angrily ... hi
                      1. +3
                        26 July 2022 15: 23
                        Quote: Pane Kohanku
                        watching this action...

                        You know, the only thing these "subversers of the foundations" understand is money! The public just needs not to go, not to see these "masterpieces" point-blank. Although, again. Well, if someone likes it? No. Let it be .Well, the theater cannot be just classical! Like ballet. Like painting. Let it be. My personal opinion.
                      2. +6
                        26 July 2022 15: 26
                        Well, the theater cannot be just classical! Like ballet. Like painting. Let it be. My personal opinion.

                        "Masterpiece", indicated by me above (not a play by Shakespeare, but wet perverted fantasies of specific individuals!), Let them put it anywhere, except for the country in which we live. stop Personally, my opinion. Yes drinks
                      3. +3
                        26 July 2022 15: 38
                        Quote: Pane Kohanku
                        ANYWHERE except the country in which we live. My personal opinion.

                        Stop, stop, stop. .Something like that, buddy. hi
                      4. +3
                        26 July 2022 15: 47
                        Stop, stop, stop. .

                        I disagree with you on this particular show. For other reasons. There are things that cannot be parodied.
                        I propose to leave our dispute. drinks
                      5. +3
                        26 July 2022 16: 38
                        Quote: Pane Kohanku
                        leave our dispute.

                        Opinion exchange. good
                      6. +3
                        26 July 2022 16: 39
                        Opinion exchange.

                        Yes! good Amen! drinks
            2. +3
              26 July 2022 13: 05
              O women, your name is perfidy!

              The whole world is theater. There are women, men - all actors. They have their own exits, departures, And each plays a role more than one.
              In "Civilization-4" Nikolai Burov, who voiced it, chicly reads this phrase. good
              1. +3
                26 July 2022 13: 26
                The whole world is theater.


                The whole question is how to leave and what to leave.

                "What artist dies" (c)

              2. +3
                26 July 2022 13: 33
                There are women, men - all actors.
                But right now, not only women and men, but also some other people who receive prizes at Eurovision.
                1. +4
                  26 July 2022 14: 04
                  But right now, not only women and men, but also some other people who receive prizes at Eurovision.

                  Are you talking about an unshaven speed-distributor with a vulgar nickname? Fucking shame. At the bottom of the branch with Sergey, we also mentioned the selection of artists for the role of the Scottish noble nobility in a modern film.
                  BUT! There is also the series "The Great" - about Ekaterina Alekseevna ... laughing This is a pillar Russian nobleman!
                  1. +2
                    26 July 2022 15: 12
                    Quote: Pane Kohanku
                    BUT! There is also the series "The Great" - about Ekaterina Alekseevna ... This is a pillar Russian nobleman!

                    It must be added that this series is a comedy one. But in principle, yes, a peculiar concept of Prince Rostov. laughing
                    [Center]
                    1. +4
                      26 July 2022 15: 20
                      It must be added that this series is a comedy one. But in principle, yes, a peculiar concept of Prince Rostov.

                      One hundred pounds, the Afro-"prince" has a trunk and prohibited substances. wassat
                      1. +2
                        26 July 2022 15: 26
                        Quote: Pane Kohanku
                        afro "prince" trunk and banned substances.

                        How else? He's a prince! The set also includes a Cadillac and two blondes. In the back seat. bully
                      2. +3
                        26 July 2022 15: 32
                        The set also includes a Cadillac and two blondes. In the back seat.

                        My case was in 2007. They blocked the Nevsky, there was a parade of orchestras the day after the day of the city. A healthy Chrysler drove up, an Afro-Russian got out of it, in a leopard-colored suede jacket, and with an earring with a large stone in his ear. fellow Tearfully asked to be let through in broken Russian. Yes, there was a blonde sitting next to me ... request
                  2. +2
                    26 July 2022 15: 26
                    So you can immediately see that with such an exterior only in columns and write down lol
                    I didn't even get close to that bullshit.
                    1. +4
                      26 July 2022 15: 54
                      So you can immediately see that with such an exterior only in columns and write down

                      Duc, he is also included in the "Velvet Book". wink From the Kostroma nobles, from Gediminas, he descends! laughing
              3. +3
                26 July 2022 15: 25
                As my friend, a chemist, changed it: all life is a laboratory, and the people in it are reagents.
                1. +2
                  26 July 2022 15: 28
                  As my friend, a chemist, changed it: all life is a laboratory, and the people in it are reagents.

                  Does he work in a lab? hi
                  1. +3
                    26 July 2022 15: 47
                    Yes, it seems like we haven’t talked for a long time, we didn’t quarrel, but somehow it turned out, the student body ended a long time ago.
                    1. +2
                      26 July 2022 15: 52
                      Yes, it seems like we haven’t talked for a long time, we didn’t quarrel, but somehow it turned out, the student body ended a long time ago.

                      I see ... what
                      and the people in it are reagents.

                      I liked the phrase. Well, at least not pipette tips! laughing
                      With respect, Nicholai drinks
                      1. +3
                        26 July 2022 16: 02
                        Mutually drinks nice to read your comments.
                      2. +1
                        26 July 2022 16: 14
                        Mutually drinks nice to read your comments.

                        Thank you, yours is also a pleasure to read. hi Here, they bowed to each other. Yes There is a sin - I joke more than I discuss ... request
                      3. +2
                        26 July 2022 16: 41
                        Quote: Pane Kohanku
                        There is a sin - I joke more than I discuss ...

                        Good jokes are given to few, my Petrograd friend. good hi
                      4. +2
                        26 July 2022 16: 48
                        Good jokes are given to few, my Petrograd friend.

                        So we have the whole company well picked up, a Muscovite friend! drinks
              4. Fat
                +1
                27 July 2022 21: 54
                Nikolay. 4th tsiva, 2nd - this is great. The fourth has an option - replacing the theme of the musical accompaniment. Played for years. In version 5 with DLC, this is completely excluded. Therefore, I turn off the "accompanying music" from sin - it's annoying when it's time to move the remnants of the brain ...
                So what else did Nikolai Burov read out there - "I am Ozymandias ..."? The same in the fifth.
                Some adviser? "Time to build settlers, your civilization..."
                And I'm good with the original...
                In general According to the concept of Sid Meer - the most luxurious strategy, starting with "Colonization"
                "I became death... Destroyer of heaven..." The quotes and voice acting have not practically changed. However, the concepts have changed. Previously, in the 4th, he fought to the very “I don’t want to” or built a starship. Now the pepper itself is a "cultural victory".
                Well, as you have to, depending on who to play with smile
                1. +2
                  27 July 2022 22: 39
                  Previously, in the 4th, he fought to the very “I don’t want to” or built a starship. Now the pepper itself is a "cultural victory".

                  Only in the "fourth" and played, Andrei Borisovich. hi For Russia and China, of course. Came - crushed - conquered - ended the campaign. And the Papuans-neighbors who disagree with my actions - tryndyuley to the very sideburns! angry
                  (did I correctly describe the principles of the imperial statesman?) bully
                  1. Fat
                    +1
                    27 July 2022 23: 09
                    hi Oh yeah! True, a complete military victory in 4-ke is an event. As a rule, expansion ends with a "territorial victory" - three-quarters of all ... mm.
                    It's a shame bully
                    For some reason, it was rarely possible to "differentiate everyone" wassat drinks
        2. +5
          26 July 2022 08: 08
          Alexey, Vlad, Konstantin, we women are weaker than men, but hardy. If we see the goal, we can endure: a husband and a crown.
          In my youth, there was an advertising cycle on TV: "Bank Imperial" World History, there was a good advertisement-content, there was an episode: the king laid siege to a city and, out of mercy, suggested: women can leave the city and take the most expensive. In the morning, women began to come out of the gate and drag the men on their backs. In front, the duchess girl walked and dragged the knight.
          I liked this ad.
          And now, women say: for a modern woman, for happiness, you need: a sofa, a cat, a child and a car, and leave your husband to idiots and the rich.
          We are slightly jealous of Vera: there is a cool cat, a girl, they love each other like relatives. There is no car.
          I'm not modern: I have a husband! There is no car either, mine,
          1. +9
            26 July 2022 08: 32
            "there was an episode"

            I could be wrong, but the ad was based on a Scottish or English ballad.
            In short, before the wedding, the king promised his future wife that if there was a divorce, she would be able to take from the palace everything that she carried in her arms three times. Time passed, well, and .. ended love. The queen for the first time took out all the jewelry from the castle, the second - the children, the king looked, gritting his teeth, but was silent. When she returned for the third time, he asked: what are you going to carry now? And she answered: and now, my dear, I will carry you!
            smile
            1. +6
              26 July 2022 12: 51
              I could be wrong, but the ad was based on a Scottish or English ballad.
              These are German bikes. The first case occurred during the Guelph and Ghibelline wars, in 1140, Weinsberg Castle was besieged by Emperor Conrad III, but then it is known. the case is almost similar to the second, with the difference that the wife carried her husband on her shoulders.
              1. +3
                26 July 2022 14: 23
                where the wife carried her husband in an apron

                If it were in St. Petersburg, then a slightly different picture is immediately associated ... what And the ends - in the Moika!
                as the most valuable and the third siege of Weidelburg Castle, the case is almost similar to the second, with the difference that the wife carried her husband on her shoulders.

                World History, Imperial Bank. Yes
                1. +2
                  26 July 2022 14: 30
                  Quote: Pane Kohanku
                  And the ends - in the Moika!

                  Severe people live in northern Palmyra. bully
                  A little something wrong ... in the Moika! angry
                  1. +2
                    26 July 2022 14: 56
                    A little something wrong ... in the Moika!

                    Note - in parts! feel
                  2. 0
                    26 July 2022 18: 18
                    Quote: Phil77
                    Quote: Pane Kohanku
                    And the ends - in the Moika!

                    Severe people live in northern Palmyra. bully
                    A little something wrong ... in the Moika! angry

                    Hence the conclusion: it is better to live at home. There is another "home" Moika
                    1. +1
                      26 July 2022 18: 44
                      Quote from lisikat2
                      Hence the conclusion: it is better to live at home. There is another "home" Moika

                      Yes, there is no conclusion. Nikolai and I are joking, we are joking. Here we are such mischievous jokers. But seriously, such episodes happen in many places. There are no geographic references. ?For what?
                      1. +1
                        27 July 2022 22: 59
                        There is another "home" Moika

                        Serge, she home washing washes away those who disagree. Pre-dissolved in acid... bully
                      2. +1
                        29 July 2022 06: 55
                        I'm not that bloodthirsty
          2. +3
            26 July 2022 15: 36
            Alexey, Vlad, Konstantin, we women are weaker than men, but hardy. If we see the goal, we can endure: a husband and a crown.

            Well, on the subject of endurance, I would argue Katyusha, depending on what is attributed to endurance, the fact that a woman experiences more heart attacks and strokes is a fact, but Badyrov has an analysis on this topic in a video about the film "Soldier Jane".
            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAgj3OARRRE
            There is another sequel. The only thing that surprises me is that women turned out to be more resistant to hunger, in our Crimean forests more partisans died from it in the Second World War than from enemy fire than men, but it is doubtful to attribute this to endurance.
            And the fact that the woman has a car, mine caught fire and passed on the right, I don’t mind, the headache is that I will have to mess with the car. Anyway. You don't want a car. This is not old-fashioned, but a lack of desire, because the car has become commonplace.
            And about the goal. that's right, when mine wants something and I don't really, not by washing, so she achieves by skating. laughing And if you don't want to, then you can move, but it's very hard.
            1. 0
              29 July 2022 07: 01
              My husband watched "Jane", but I didn't like it: not a porno, not a melodrama, not a detective story, but an unknown little animal
              1. 0
                29 July 2022 10: 20
                I looked, I was probably 10 years old. honestly, I don't really remember. I remember a beautiful girl and the fact that she was decapitated.
              2. 0
                30 July 2022 04: 06
                Quote from lisikat2
                but I didn’t like it: not porn, not melodrama, not a detective, but an unknown little animal

                Katerina! You shouldn't fall like that in my eyes, huh? Cool movie, right. And Demi is great in the role. Well, what are you?
          3. +1
            27 July 2022 22: 53
            I'm not modern: I have a husband! There is no car either, mine,

            What a horror, oh Lord Jesus... belay I was already thinking about getting married profitably, so that a bride with an outstanding dowry (and big-chested / big-headed outstanding data), a white stone mansion with bay windows and three-story towers, a ten-hectare garden, completely planted with huge sexually mature zucchini, her own candle factory, and without a husband, and to be taken by car three times a day to a wine and vodka ... fellow And here comes the fiasco... crying What an embarrassment, mon cher! belay
            Joke! love
        3. 0
          29 July 2022 21: 47
          Where does this stereotypical thinking come from? Have you tried judging each person individually?
          1. +1
            30 July 2022 00: 57
            Have you tried judging each person individually?

            In my 75 years of living, I have tried a lot of things. laughing But jokes still need to be understood, our women on this branch understand everything perfectly and they have no ridiculous claims. smile
            1. +1
              30 July 2022 04: 09
              Quote: Sea Cat
              75 years

              Oooooh! 75!!! laughing
              I didn’t notice. That’s what the presence of a sense of humor means. Young, huh?
              1. 0
                30 July 2022 09: 11
                Seryozha, good morning. smile
                A sense of humor as a "rejuvenating agent", you came up with a great idea. good drinks
          2. +1
            30 July 2022 04: 02
            Quote from: Tech_Orchestra
            Have you tried judging each person individually?

            My friend, mind you! What is valued here on "history" is precisely that individuality. So your comment is not entirely ...
            But note that your attempt is credited. You are a plus. hi
      2. +3
        26 July 2022 09: 25
        Quote: vladcub
        You see, the female fate will become easier

        "It's not good for lilies to spin." (C)
        For? laughing bully
        1. +4
          26 July 2022 12: 07
          "It's not good to spin lilies."

          ... exclaimed a certain P.P. Holstein-Gottorp-Romanov, and gladly accepted the "Act of Succession" ... laughing
    2. -6
      26 July 2022 08: 52
      Kowtow before the West.
      A lot about Western Europe and little about the Slavs-Rus-Russia.
      How, who, what, where and where?
      The size of the principality of Pskov, Vladimir and England-Scots + population + geography + ethnography.
      So let's get to the mentality
      1. +4
        26 July 2022 15: 39
        Well, I started studying history from Antiquity, what's wrong with it? WHAT is wrong with studying Western history? At one time, the British mastered their medieval history based on Russian historiography.
        If you need exactly Russian history, the network is full of materials, I don’t want to study, and you can chat with the authors, just like here.
        1. -2
          26 July 2022 16: 29
          And I'm talking about it.
          There are a lot of things
          In addition to "the Englishwoman shat."
          Persians and conventionally srazia.

          Babur, Timur, Caliphates. India has many principalities.
          Etc
          Meaning? for the world history of war, where in battles for 2 tons of people from each
          But "about England", the mistress of the seas was, the capital of Russian oligarchs
  2. +3
    26 July 2022 08: 09
    Good morning everyone. Valery, thanks for Mary Stuart. I'll add more later
  3. +4
    26 July 2022 09: 00
    Good morning everyone and have a nice day.
    "Executed by Elizabeth of England" In my youth, I was outraged by the cruelty of Elizabeth 1.
    Elizabeth specifically asked: how was Mary Stuart during the execution and did she become ugly? Especially for Elizabeth, they said that Mary Stuart's legs were swollen, but in reality, Stuart retained the girlish slimness of her legs ..
    I already know this now: Elizabeth and Mary Stuart were set up. One under the executioner's ax, and the other, so that all the bumps get.
    The British chancellor and head of intelligence launched a long-running operation to identify all those dissatisfied with the queen, eliminate Mary Stuart, perhaps how to know Elizabeth Tudor herself?
  4. +9
    26 July 2022 09: 37
    Mary Stuart now had no chance for the English crown, but for her part she refused to ratify this treaty.
    Mary Stuart did not hide her position in relation to the throne of England. She did not renounce the English throne, but she did not claim it either. She did not intend to fight for the English crown. But to tease Elizabeth, Mary insisted that the crown of England be depicted on her coat of arms. Mary Stuart knew five foreign languages, had a musical education, knew modern and ancient literature well, was fond of poetry, hunting. When power passed into her hands, she behaved very correctly, competently and carefully. Mary was a Catholic, but did not begin to abolish Protestantism, which by that time had been recognized as the official religion of Scotland. The Protestants did this in a hurry, just before the return of the Catholic queen to the country. Without oppressing the Protestants, Mary continued to communicate with Catholic Rome, Catholic services were held at her court.
  5. +5
    26 July 2022 12: 02
    But that's another story.

    Valery, will there be "already another story"? hi It is interesting!
    And then, as I remember the 2019 film "Two Queens", I will shudder. belay War and blacks! In the literal sense - half of the Scottish / English courtiers of the XNUMXth century are represented by "Araps Narcissuses" in the ranks of earls-dukes. wassat I also wanted to go to the cinema to see him - the Lord took me away from this! laughing drinks
    1. VLR
      +4
      26 July 2022 12: 23
      No, there are other plans. In the next article, we will return to the era of the Napoleonic Wars and talk about General Junot - the article "Crazy" friend of Bonaparte.
      1. +4
        26 July 2022 12: 30
        In the next article, we will return to the era of the Napoleonic Wars and talk about General Junot - the article "Crazy" friend of Bonaparte.

        "Storm", which never made it to the marshals ... what Somewhat tragic fate. request
        At night, a battle began with the Russian rearguard at Valutina Gora, and Napoleon ordered Junot to go to support Ney:
        - You are not a marshal yet - here is an opportunity to distinguish yourself ... Everyone, everyone look at Junot: this is a lion, now he is scary!

        (V.S. Pikul, "To Each His Own").
        1. +3
          26 July 2022 12: 54
          I didn’t become a marshal .. I didn’t have a chance ..
          1. +2
            26 July 2022 12: 55
            But he became a marshal ..

            Junot - no! drinks He was not lucky! request
            1. +4
              26 July 2022 13: 35
              As far as I remember, he was wounded in the head several times.
              1. +1
                26 July 2022 14: 05
                As far as I remember, he was wounded in the head several times.

                Yes, and I suffered from severe headaches ...
      2. +3
        26 July 2022 15: 42
        Very curious, he is perhaps the only one of the old associates who did not become a marshal.
    2. +6
      26 July 2022 12: 42
      Quote: Pane Kohanku
      ducal counts.


      And what? A typical real "English" lord. Looks like a beast! Looks like!
      laughing laughing laughing
      Lord Randolph at your service!
      1. +4
        26 July 2022 12: 49
        And what? A typical real "English" lord. Looks like a beast! Looks like!

        Yes, Sergey, it was this Afro-Scottish Papuan I had in mind. Yes
        Lord Randolph at your service!

        Lord de Fifty Cent, XNUMXth Baron of Harlem. laughing
      2. +2
        26 July 2022 13: 44

        Othello at your service! smile But what is really interesting is that Othello has never been white in performances, from the word at all ..
        1. +1
          26 July 2022 13: 55
          Quote: kor1vet1974
          , which is really interesting, Othello has never been white, in performances, from the word at all ..

          Yes, something is frankly wrong here. Black nationalism? The unwillingness of the directors to move away from the stereotype? And if you are above all this? Why not entrust the role of the jealous Moor to a woman? Yes, yes! "? Yes, and "has the right"! laughing laughing laughing
          It would be a blast! bully
          1. VLR
            +4
            26 July 2022 14: 22
            Shakespeare clearly says: Othello is a Moor. That is, an Arab. Why and for what reason the artists began to mow down like blacks and smear their faces with wax - "this secret is great."
            1. +1
              26 July 2022 14: 34
              Quote: VlR
              they began to mow down like blacks and smear their faces with wax - "this secret is great."

              Yes, what a secret there. Just for the brightness of the perception of the image. bully
              1. VLR
                +3
                26 July 2022 16: 00
                Or - due to the illiteracy of the actors, who simply did not know what the Moors look like. Heard that they live in Africa - so, probably, blacks.
        2. +2
          26 July 2022 14: 17
          But what is really interesting is that Othello has never been white in performances, from the word at all ..

          I read somewhere for a long time that they still don’t really know what makeup should be for an artist playing a jealous person - either a swarthy Moor, or a purple Negro. Yes
          - Desdemona, there's a mouse! angry
    3. +3
      26 July 2022 12: 48
      Quote: Pane Kohanku
      araps daffodils"

      In Hollywood, there is an agreement between film companies and the Screen Actors Guild according to which black actors should participate in the roles. I don’t remember the percentage, but if they start making a film about Pavel Petrovich, for example, there are no guarantees that a black man will not play it. bully Brave new world though.
      1. +6
        26 July 2022 12: 54
        I won’t name a percentage, I don’t remember, but if they undertake to make a film about Pavel Petrovich, for example, there are no guarantees that a black man will not play him.

        You see, I will understand if a play about Pal Petrovich (and the same play by Merezhkovsky) is staged in China, and the Chinese will play there. There are simply no others!
        And to tolerantly dress up blacks, mulattos and the Polynesians who joined them in medieval camisoles and frills in a "historical European film" is already "devastation in the minds." request Because the arap you mentioned above, the maximum that he could do at that time with the queen was to stand behind and fan her with a fan, "work as a fan." fellow Moreover, I have no racial prejudice - you just need to observe historical realities. drinks
        I won’t name a percentage, I don’t remember, but if they undertake to make a film about Pavel Petrovich, for example, there are no guarantees that a black man will not play him.

        Let them shoot about Peter the Third. There is definitely one small role for the chocolate warrior - the black man Narcissus. Not Pierre Narcisse - just Narcissus.
        1. +2
          26 July 2022 13: 05
          Quote: Pane Kohanku
          Moreover, I have no racial prejudice - you just need to observe historical

          Any good idea can be brought to the point of outright absurdity, which is what is happening now.
  6. +4
    26 July 2022 12: 39
    Interesting historical period. Thank you for the article. And yet - how closely the French and English houses were intertwined.
  7. 0
    26 July 2022 14: 42
    "brides dressed in red dresses" Valery, I read that there was no certain tradition in which dress to get married. It's just that the whole court, in imitation of the king, dressed in dark colors. Giza recommended that Mary Stuart wear a dark purple dress
  8. +2
    26 July 2022 14: 58
    Quote: Pane Kohanku
    Note - in parts!

    Petersburg chic? bully
    1. +2
      26 July 2022 15: 02
      Petersburg chic?

      Local ritual! wassat
  9. +1
    27 July 2022 20: 43
    So we accuse Ivan Vasilievich in many ways,