From a feuilleton in the US press: Ivanka Trump asked Putin to give her father the order not to storm the Capitol

January 9 2022 42

Ivanka Trump a year ago asked Russian President Vladimir Putin to give her father, Donald Trump, the order not to storm the Capitol. This is allegedly evidenced by evidence collected by a subcommittee of the US House of Representatives to investigate last year's riots in Washington.

Such a comic history was invented by American author Andy Borowitz and published in The New Yorker.

The daughter of the American president allegedly pleaded with the Russian leader to order Trump to stop the storming of the Capitol by protesters in the US capital. Ivanka, as the dreamer journalist writes in her feuilleton, called Putin as soon as she saw footage of the riots in Washington on TV. She, writes Borovits, told the head of the Russian Federation that the American president obeys only Putin's orders.

You are the only one he listens to

- as if the president's daughter exclaimed, begging Putin to intervene.

In the feuilleton, the author jokes, stating that the Russian president refused so as not to lower his authority.

If it turned out that I helped save American democracy, it would make me look unsightly.

- Putin allegedly declared, being polite but adamant.

Then Ivanka, writes the author of the feuilleton, had to call Pyongyang ...

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alex neym_2

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9 January 2022 14: 08

It turns out that mattress toppers are also not alien to a sense of humor! If all the problems of the world could be solved so easily - BLUE DREAM!
1. Aerodrome
  
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  9 January 2022 14: 19
  
  sur global ... such a world has no future.
2. BARKAS
  
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  9 January 2022 14: 20
  
  They just looked at our international sawmill somewhere.
3. seti
  
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  9 January 2022 14: 28
  
  Now we will never be lost. In addition to Bashirov and Petrov, we also have Ivanka Trump herself. I'm in a ... e
4. Cat Alexandrovich
  
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  9 January 2022 15: 21
  
  Yes, somehow not very funny invented. So so joke. Was it worth mentioning such a weak "work" somewhere?
  1. Nikolaevich I
    
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    9 January 2022 21: 55
    
    Quote: Cat Alexandrovich
    Yes, somehow not very funny invented. So so joke. Was it worth mentioning such a weak "work" somewhere?
    
    And I ! And I ! And I am of the same opinion!
5. Fantazer911
  
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  9 January 2022 21: 43
  
  Yes, and from their philetons, after accusations against Russia are born, fantasies grow into reality, the clinic and medicine are powerless!
6. Nikolaevich I
  
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  9 January 2022 21: 57
  
  Quote: aleks neym_2
  It turns out that mattress toppers are also not alien to a sense of humor!
  
  Hmmm ...! Only very peculiar!
210ox

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9 January 2022 14: 09

Eh, Trump ...
1. Emergency
  
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  9 January 2022 21: 54
  
  Tramplinov Dormidont Davydovich actually.
novel66

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9 January 2022 14: 10

maybe it was? in every joke ...
Don karleone

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9 January 2022 14: 13

Brad, she didn't call Putin. Our president would definitely give an order
1. Flooding
  
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  9 January 2022 14: 20
  Quote: Don Karleone
  Brad, she didn't call Putin. Our president would definitely give an order
  
  do you think someone else had access to the line?
  1. alex neym_2
    
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    9 January 2022 14: 28
    
    Only Stirlitz, using the open door ...
SKVichyakow

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9 January 2022 14: 15

American style joke.
1. Blacksmith 55
  
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  9 January 2022 15: 54
  
  But not everyone understands that this is a joke.
  There are those who quite seriously understood this, and it was deposited in their heads.
  And no one is able to cancel the "rag" phone.
  So this is a kind of propaganda.
Andrey Moskvin

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9 January 2022 14: 18

And what does Pyongyang have to do with it?
1. Third district
  
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  9 January 2022 14: 52
  
  Quote: Andrey Moskvin
  And what does Pyongyang have to do with it?
  
  Well, probably because, Eun is a strong-willed and strong-willed person. Trump could well have obeyed him. Moreover, they had a serious quarrel and then they made up. Everyone knows that there are no better friends than former enemies.
Andrea

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9 January 2022 14: 21

Well, somewhere he is right. To save democracy in the United States is not to respect yourself.
Genry

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9 January 2022 14: 25

Such issues are resolved only at a personal meeting, in the appropriate .....
Fedor Sokolov

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9 January 2022 14: 27

Funny story!
rocket757

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9 January 2022 14: 28

From a feuilleton in the US press: Ivanka Trump asked Putin to give her father the order not to storm the Capitol
... Jokes are jokes, but there may be .... and what could be ???
1. Vasyan1971
  
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  9 January 2022 17: 13
  
  Quote: rocket757
  Jokes are jokes, but maybe ...
  
  As my foreman used to say: at least half an stomach.
your1970

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9 January 2022 14: 30

There is something in this ...
Private SA

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9 January 2022 15: 08

"begged the Russian leader to order."
Orders of the Supreme Commander-in-Chief of the RF Armed Forces V.V. Putin's are valid for military personnel
Armed Forces of Russia. US citizens - join the ranks of the Soviet and Russian Army! Navy and VVKO!
"Protect the homeland - go to the navy.
He is a symbol of courage and fidelity stronghold. "
And "Go west!" remember ... From the "Village People" group.
1. Avior
  
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  9 January 2022 16: 37
  
  And "Go west!" recall
  
  This is a classic
Mikhail3

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9 January 2022 15: 09

Meanwhile, selfless democrats fought Russian hackers on the net. As you know, if you publish three comments in a row on an American website on any topic, then the entire American people immediately changes their beliefs (however, what beliefs can the Americans have? Unless they are convinced that they can kill and rob any other nations except Russians. Russians are wrong and they must be destroyed), starting to think as they were told in those three posts.
If you publish twenty posts on the American social network, then the Americans are already ready to raise their rebellion and destroy their country. That is, twenty-one posts. This time, one post was not enough to completely change the government in America.
So the Democrats scoured the Internet day and night, they had no time for anything, so everything almost died ...
stels_07

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9 January 2022 15: 42

Congress will take it and believe it ..
1. Pandiurin
  
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  9 January 2022 16: 16
  
  Quote: stels_07
  Congress will take it and believe it ..
  
  They will publish an anecdote on Twitter, the congressman will read it, and will voice it in Congress as a fact. Other congressmen will agree that they have also heard of this egregious case.
  
  Sanctions can be imposed for undermining American democracy by "laissez-faire."
  1. stels_07
    
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    9 January 2022 18: 02
    
    highly likely
minus

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9 January 2022 16: 18

Eh ... Someone would have called Putin to order the officials to allow ice slides ... Otherwise, we went with the children to the Christmas tree ... But there are no slides! Only today I saw it on the local news. Before the new year, we still wrote on the website of the city administration. Slides higher than 40 cm are an attraction and are subject to licensing ... And in many cities of Russia so ... You can only add to such insanity - * Lavrov's phrase * ...
1. zwlad
  
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  10 January 2022 01: 11
  
  Go to Diveevo, to the monastery. There, on the territory for Christmas, a slide for the children was built, 1,5 meters high.
  1. minus
    
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    10 January 2022 14: 17
    
    Yes Yes Yes! Now I threw everything and went for three thousand km)))) Maybe someone will throw themselves on the road at least for children? It’s even interesting how much tickets will cost for three schoolchildren)))) Well, at least for a three-month-old daughter you don’t need to buy a ticket ...
Nikolay1987

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9 January 2022 16: 27

What the press doesn't know is that Biden asked Ivanka to ask Putin to order Trump not to attack the Capitol.
In the second photo, Ivanka seems to have been photoshopped from the first photo.
1. Vasyan1971
  
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  9 January 2022 17: 10
  
  Quote: Nikolay1987
  What the press doesn't know is that Biden asked Ivanka to ask Putin to order Trump not to attack the Capitol.
  
  And even then Putin gave Biden a ride.
tralflot1832

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9 January 2022 16: 34

Why throw a stone at the Israeli lobby in the United States?
Private SA

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9 January 2022 16: 59

Quote: Avior
This is a classic

The classic was "Village People" in 1979. And this is a remake. According to the lyrics
on textypesen. com
PS I was once appointed lead singer in a company, oh, I gave it out there ...
Vasyan1971

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9 January 2022 17: 08

This comic story was invented by the American author Andy Borowitz, who published it in The New Yorker magazine.

And there will be those who will believe in truth!
Crimean partisan 1974

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9 January 2022 17: 48
oh Ivanka is good ... and mother is even more beautiful
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2. tralflot1832
  
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  10 January 2022 00: 24
  Comrade Trump is a loving man, here is Ivanka Trump's real mother, Ivana Marie Trump, born in 1949 nee Zelchikova (Czech). "The recruitment of Trump happened before."
  Now she looks like her age as it should be.
zloybond

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9 January 2022 22: 30

Well, such nonsense could come to their heads not surprisingly. But these are all just the effects of drugs. As far as I understand, they have a lot of legalized bad things. Here, too, if you go to a tobacco store, you can safely see all the pribluda for smoking drugs on the shelves. Apparently, we are also going to the same crazy ending. It remains to legalize.
Zomanus

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9 January 2022 23: 40

It seems to me that some will take it seriously. It looks very much like the truth.
for

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10 January 2022 00: 57

In the feuilleton, the author jokes, stating that the Russian president refused so as not to lower his authority.
Before whom?