The Ministry of Defense of Ukraine issued an order on the military registration of waitresses, actresses and librarians

It is reported that a new order of the Ukrainian Ministry of Defense has entered into force. This order is connected with the expansion of the list of professions for women, involving military registration. Thus, the main military department of Ukraine decided to increase the number of citizens liable for military service for their further involvement in mobilization activities.

In expanding the list of "female" professions for military registration, it reaches the point of absurdity. It became known that waitresses, librarians, employees of scientific organizations and institutions, and even actresses are now becoming liable for military service in Ukraine.

Based on the new law of the Ministry of Defense of Ukraine, a planned medical commission and registration in the territorial center are now provided for such professional categories. This is how the military registration and enlistment offices have been called in Ukraine for some time now.

In this regard, hundreds of thousands of Ukrainian women expressed concern: will it turn out that the Ministry of Defense will urgently register for military registration and send women of these professions to training camps or to the demarcation line in Donbass?

Commented on the situation by the commander-in-chief of the Armed Forces of Ukraine, Lieutenant General Valery Zaluzhny. According to him, the 313rd order of the Ministry of Defense really expands the list of professions for military registration. But, as Zaluzhny said, "tomorrow women do not need to run to the military registration and enlistment offices." The Ukrainian commander said that the document reflects the need "to see those women liable for military service who can defend Ukraine."

Zaluzhny stated that he stands for gender equality:

We, as a conscious need, have driven more than a hundred professions into it (into the list). Everything will be done as planned, gradually. Tomorrow women will not have to run to the military registration and enlistment office.

However, such an explanation of the general did not reassure all Ukrainian women. There were also mocking remarks that soon the mobilization will affect housewives and pregnant women.

Comments

[Finches]

United Entertainment and City Cafe ”, which Schweik mentioned, was divided into two parts. Those who did not want to go through the cafe walked by the back door, where an old lady was basking in the sun, uttering the following greeting in German, Polish and Hungarian: "Come in, come in, soldier, we have pretty young ladies!"

[Hagalaz]

Yes Yes. Combat losses must be replenished. Perhaps by order .......

[alex neym_2]

If it goes on like this, then fitness clubs will officially be renamed into strip bars, and so on down the slope ...

[krot]

The Sumerians decided that if women, as in Israel, are drafted into the army, then they will heal and fight like Jews? Hohmachi
And by the way, I noticed as soon as an article comes out here about the Sumerian idiots and everyone laughs at them, many of our members of the forum, "generals" do not even appear in such losing discussions for them. Where not to say that Putin is to blame for everything.

[Lara Croft]

Quote: krot

The Sumerians decided that if women, as in Israel, are drafted into the army, then they will heal and fight like Jews?

And where is the connection with Israel and the IDF? The order indicated by the author speaks of expanding the list of professions, the owners of which will have to register with the military registration and enlistment office and clearly prescribe the sanctions for violating such registration ... and not the obligatory conscription of Ukrainian women to the Armed Forces of Ukraine for military service ...
We have the same list ...

[89268170588]

Putin is always to blame. And even more so in the appeal of females to the Ukrainian Armed Forces. But Shaken forces are sincerely grateful to him.

[SKVichyakow]

Quote: Hagalaz

Yes Yes. Combat losses must be replenished. Perhaps by order .......

They will boost morale.

[Nikolaevich I]

Quote: SKVichyakow

They will boost morale.

[WapentakeLokki]

and what a man is in clothes (sorry, not in the shape of the number of times .. whoever understands the topic) .. there is clearly visible male chauvenism, sexism and other isms ... on the modern interpretation, ALL would be undressed equally ..

[Nikolaevich I]

Quote: SKVichyakow

Combat losses must be replenished. Perhaps by order .......

They will boost morale.

Then "everything will mix up in the Oblonskys' house"! Previously, as was the custom? From the front to the hospital, from there to go home on vacation ... But what about now? From the front to go home on vacation, and from there to the hospital ... after the zhinka learns and feels about the "morale"!

[Vladimir Mashkov]

Not surprising. Militaristic hysteria from fear. Total compulsory mobilization in Volkssturm. Will fail as well as conscription.

[isv000]

Quote: SKVichyakow

They will boost morale.

In the officers' saloon and the soldier's brothel ...

[Andrei Nikolaevich]

Excuse me, where is this "morale" to raise it?)

[Paranoid50]

Quote: SKVichyakow

They will boost morale

Duc, it's not for nothing that the French soldiers called this contingent sisters of mercy.

[fruc]

Apparently they are preparing when all enterprises will become ukraine. Then everyone will be registered and forced to wear gas masks, let them train.

[seregatara1969]

Illegal scouts make good actresses

[Uncle lee]

Quote: Finches

"Come in, come in, soldier

Register moths too!

[Or me]

Uncle Lee (Vladimir)
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Quote: Finches
"Come in, come in, soldier

Register moths too!

Interesting idea! Perhaps brothers)) will use it. 50% of their income goes to the Armed Forces of Ukraine.

[Zoldat_A]

Quote: Uncle Lee

Quote: Finches

"Come in, come in, soldier

Register moths too!

And those who work in Europe and in Turkey "Natashami" work? How will they be put on military records? And most importantly, how to mobilize when "Putin invades"? And for what VUS?

Last Monday, Ukraine appointed a "Russian invasion" for today. So far, our tank wedges near Kiev are not shown on TV ... Probably, they will show it on the evening news.

[Hagalaz]

That neither ..... The insidious plans were revealed in time and the wedges became frightened!

[Cb master]

And for what VUS?

It is known for what. Biological weapons operator

[Rusticolus]

More like a bed operator. About the weapon, as terrible as death, it is more about the Balts.

[isv000]

Quote: Rusticolus

More like a bed operator. About the weapon, as terrible as death, it is more about the Balts.

You can wear a wig - back to front ...

[Rusticolus]

So it will be even scarier, what if there is a transgender?

[Andrei Nikolaevich]

"venereal" weapon. Please leave biology alone. I graduated from the biology department.)

[Cb master]

If pallidum spirochetes and gonococci are not biology? What then?

[WapentakeLokki]

let them adopt the experience of La Bella France .. where, after the liberation (well, like they were occupied), one .. um madumazelle (not harsh behavior and low social responsibility) said that she also fought the damned boshes by infecting her clients with gonorrhea (and infected, according to her, almost a company ... and closer to the battalion ... after all, she began her subversive work already in May 1940) ..
Py.sy..if God forbid, we still occupy (that is, we will annex, of course ... what am I talking about) Ukraine..our `` polite Pasan '' should bear in mind these maidens that Zyu is going to call (after all, one. .gm Zyu and APU the prophet knows what they will have time to teach there)

[Pereira]

Who is fighting on Friday before the weekend? Unless drunk in the evening.
And even then not tank wedges, but a felt boot on the Caliber control panel.

[Hagalaz]

Officially, there is no such profession and they will go as listed.
But it’s not clear, if there is at least some clarity with the waitresses and actresses, then how are librarians going? They are in Ukraine, which is also, shall we say, the most "sociable"?

[Zoldat_A]

Quote: Hagalaz

Officially, there is no such profession and they will go as listed.

How is it - there are "Natasha" in Turkey, all without exception with an easily recognizable accent "sho mushshina wants?", But there is no profession.

[Hagalaz]

They are all librarians

[Zoldat_A]

Quote: Hagalaz

They are all librarians

They read Turgenev aloud for fifty dollars for an hour, Dostoevsky for a hundred dollars? And for three hundred - all night "Eugene Onegin" by heart ...

[Hagalaz]

Well, why not ba and not? But the Kamasutra is also a book.

[Pereira]

This is how the Turks learn Russian. Albeit with an accent.

[isv000]

Quote: Hagalaz

They are all librarians

Humanities ...

[Palmyra]

In fact, it's not funny at all. Most of the population does not support this Sabbath. The idea of ​​hiding behind women just says that the Saxons are not going to feel sorry for anyone, neither the Russians nor the Ukrainians.

[Hagalaz]

And what, you need to attend to and fall into despondency? And I strongly doubt that the Anglo-Saxons had a hand in this. This is the usual idiocy. And laughter helps you not to go crazy. Do not worry, here, as usual, the severity of the laws is compensated by the non-binding nature of their implementation. At hour X, some will buy off, some will scatter, some to the west, some to the east. And it’s not a pity for the stoned ones. But. Do you seriously think that they will be sent to the trenches?

[Palmyra]

I have no doubt, especially since they are still on the front lines. Yes, a small part with jumping hormones, alas .. Your optimism to the rest ..

[isv000]

Quote: Palmyra

The idea to hide behind women just says that the Saxons are not going to feel sorry for anyone, neither the Russians nor the Ukrainians.

This just speaks of the intention of NATO members to take care of the oral spirit of their military in the stale ...

[fruc]

Hagalaz
how are librarians going?

"Libraries" are secret torture prisons of the SBU in the Donbass, which is not clear.

[Finches]

"Night butterflies" are headed by military enlistment offices!

[Catfish]

And give them free uniforms!

[Rusticolus]

And what, don't they still have lace panties? Well then, now, for sure, they will be given out, and to Europe to serve on beds, in an orderly manner. Peremoga.

[Catfish]

They handed over to the defense fund, along with the garters.

[Egoza]

After 2022, the fine for a citizen who violated the military registration rules is from UAH 850 to 1500, for the head of an enterprise who violates this - from UAH 5 to 500 thousand, ”he said.
Source: https://rusvesna.su/news/1640270614

And just like that, so as not to kick! )))

[Lech from Android.]

And I kept thinking for whom they were digging trenches on the section of the Sumy border detachment ... they will not fill the trenches with this contingent ... they there in Kiev are slowly going crazy in a natural way.

[Aerodrome]

Zelensky in kvn ...

[rocket757]

Zaluzhny stated that he stands for gender equality:

... Insanity has already grown stronger !!! but there is no limit to "perfection".

[Seryoga64]

Quote: rocket757

Insanity has already grown stronger !!! but there is no limit to "perfection".

Not all the bottom has been broken yet

[rocket757]

There is always a choice ... let the gurgles go down and go down, or let them flounder, but up, only up.
They have chosen, they have chosen for them ... it is no longer a matter of principle, anyway they themselves, only themselves, from those whom they called partners, no one will shake hands, this has long been obvious.

[Vladimir 290]

Secret plan to reduce deserters (men)

[Cat Alexandrovich]

How to reduce deserters? Saw off their legs?

[Lech from Android.]

There were also mocking remarks that soon the mobilization will affect housewives and pregnant women.

Well, why mock ... in the US, pregnant soldiers are already demanding privileges from the Pentagon for themselves ... The Kiev regime, a loyal vassal of the United States, imitates the Americans in everything ... it will also promote gender equality in everything.
So forward into a happy future for LGBT people in the Ukrainian army.

[Egoza]

Quote: Lech from Android.

There were also mocking remarks that soon the mobilization will affect housewives and pregnant women.

They will be given weapons to their homes so that they can partisan in case of anything ...

[Lech from Android.]

Well I do not know... women's suffering will begin ... during menstruation they will shoot at husbands and homeowners from hysteria ... what kind of partisans are there.
The main thing here is to hide behind the sofa from the machine-gun fire in time.

[Uran53]

Israel is also at the forefront in this matter. But of all the countries where there are many women serving, Israel alone is the most useful. And in the FSA and Geyrop, the presence of women in the army is an indicator of tolerance

[Zoldat_A]

Quote: Lech from Android.

So forward into a happy future for LGBT people in the Ukrainian army.

These will come up with the idea ... The owners will go further - they will introduce mandatory quotas for LGBT people.

Tobaccos are always spinning ahead of Sher Khan. True, until it smells fried.

[Region-25.rus]

Zaluzhny stated that he stands for gender equality:

not well ... really. Once "for equality" in the European style, then to the fullest! "Ukraine is tse Europa!" For which, as they say, they fought ...

[evgen1221]

Prostitutes must be registered, and a lot of people and money in the treasury.

[tralflot1832]

And earlier Ze, the Ministry of Defense of Ukraine considered it a malicious deviator.

[Lara Croft]

Quote: tralflot1832

And earlier Ze, the Ministry of Defense of Ukraine considered it a malicious deviator.

The clown-dodger from the Armed Forces of Ukraine avoided, but he will not save his wife from compulsory registration with the military registration and enlistment office ...

[Seryoga64]

It remains to legalize the constitution and register them with the military registration and enlistment offices.

[faiver]

Are we waiting for a decree on the appearance of official bardels in the Ukrainian army?

[Seryoga64]

I won’t be surprised

[Zoldat_A]

Quote: faiver

Are we waiting for a decree on the appearance of official bardels in the Ukrainian army?

These are not brothels. These are "subdivisions of psycho-emotional unloading". And the employees will come up with a special VUS.

What a, you, my friend, are rude and politically incorrect ... Just a little bit - just "brothels" ...

[isv000]

[/ quote] These are not brothels. These are "subdivisions of psycho-emotional unloading". And the employees will come up with a special VUS ... [/ Quote]
Psychologists of the fifth grade.

[CommanderDIVA]

The main thing is not to form field brothels, otherwise these can

[Jcvai]

women do not need to run to military registration and enlistment offices tomorrow

Official postponement until the day after tomorrow

[Sancho_SP]

Now let's take a look from the business side.

What should be done so that “us” the brain does not do? It is necessary to rename the professions and / or pay the indicated categories to black.

[abrakadabre]

Disabled persons of 1-2-3 groups when will they be registered with the military registration and enlistment offices? They are fighting for equality.

[Uran53]

And the prostitutes were recorded? Or will they be used only behind enemy lines as a bacteriological weapon?

[HAM]

Everything is as usual - "men" out of habit are hiding behind the backs of women ..... they will close the "men" with their breasts, they have more ...

[Eug]

To what extent do civilians obey the order of the Ministry of Defense? As for me, a special law should be adopted on this issue. This order was prepared under the former Ministry of Defense, perhaps the current one will cancel this insanity, although there is little hope. In general, there are no censorship words.

[Palmyra]

In Ukraine, laws are remembered only when it is beneficial to the government and the owners ..

[Sergey39]

Casseroleheads, forgot to register the priestesses of love on the military register! Canvases are always needed in the wagon train! (((

[Tagan]

Don't you think that ukroreykh in his development is trying to copy Nazi Germany?
It is quite possible that further it will be possible to observe something like the "Union of German girls", "Sisters of the Hitler Youth"

[Retvizan 8]

Even if you include a stripper and a prostitute in the list, people will not go to fight for your banderlog regime!

[Palmyra]

They decided to hide behind the women ...

[Retvizan 8]

Dear Ukrainians, in general, take an example from your Ze-President, who, being a generous patriot, has successfully evaded conscription for several years!

[Rusticolus]

So he has already answered this. He says that he did not evade, but was a scout-clown and ananist pianist, in enemy territory on a highly secret mission.

[Xlor]

Xoxles in Independence are over, now they will send Xoxes to the position ...

[AAC]

I immediately wanted to attack Ukraine in order to take prisoners.

[Two]

And call the wives of the current rulers to the service and practical assistance and support units!

[Nikolay1987]

everything for the good of the new Reich

[mojohed2012]

I remember not so long ago there was an article where a specialist of the Armed Forces of Ukraine showed mines, bombs and other explosive things on the table for partisans, mines, bombs ...
Now it is clear why the waitresses ... were needed.

[Simon]

What, there is already no one to take to the army! I can imagine how artists, librarians will fight!

[bar]

Will they call army brothels to please the Nazis?

[Artyom1979]

And when will they start calling the nuns?

[Irek]

And those who work on our routes, how they will be taken into account.

[Rusticolus]

Like partisans trying to fuck the enemy to the point of exhaustion. The war will begin, and here everyone is tired.

[usr01]

And the postmen ????
(carry out funerals ....)

[prior]

And what does the legislation say about sexual harassment of female prisoners? For example, in the case of interrogation "with bias"?
How many times is it possible to "interrogate" the garny girls?
I’m even afraid to imagine with what enthusiasm our guys will engage in capturing the Ukrainian "army" ...

[Pereira]

They themselves will not be much against it.

[Rusticolus]

They themselves will not be much against it.

What do you mean will be? They don't mind for a long time, all over the brothels and the highways.

[Pereira]

The field brothel is right. The Germans had, why shouldn't there be puppies?

[Mobik]

Well, everything is clear, there is no need to look for a military meaning here. But the media picture for ukrobydlos and abroad is ready, waitresses and librarians of a small but proud democracy are preparing to repel the aggression of the eastern Horde.

[AUL]

Quote: SKVichyakow

They will boost morale.

Waitresses, librarians, employees of scientific organizations and institutions, and even actresses are now becoming liable for military service in Ukraine.

And if they also put "women with reduced social responsibility" (ice) under the arm - we are khan! No, no way to attack them!

[Bshkaus]

In Israel, women are not something that are subject to military registration, they serve on an equal footing in the conscription. Yes, and when we finished medical school, our girls went to the military registration and enlistment office in formation. There is nothing special in this, especially for the syrana, on whose territory the fighting is being conducted. I haven’t read the comments yet, but I can imagine how the people got excited by yesterday’s performance of "Himself".

[tihonmarine]

Quote: Bshkaus

I haven’t read the comments yet, but I can imagine how the people got overexcited here, warmed up by yesterday’s performance of "Himself".

Interestingly, and that the words "most" already on some, act as a horse pathogen?

[Bshkaus]

Interestingly, and that the words "most" already on some, act as a horse pathogen?

I will say for myself: this year I will be 40, when he came to power, I did not succeed in turning 18. And so when I think about the fact that all my adult life only he, once again he and again he, I begin to understand that it is strong from he's tired, there is too much chtoli of him, you want some kind of variety if we speak culturally

[tihonmarine]

Quote: Bshkaus

that all my adult life only he, once again he and again he, I begin to understand that I am very tired of him,

Everyone gets tired of someone, here in Ukraine they are tired of Poroshenko, and the majority of the population elected Zelensky. So it's not a problem to replace the "tired" with a cheerful and high-spirited one.

[just exp]

and you know, some Englishmen will already be 60 this year, and when Elizabeth II came to the throne, not only were they not yet on the planet, but even their parents were not yet familiar.
tell me, but the British are not tired of their queen?

[VORON538]

Take off your fatigue with the circus in Nenke. After all, everything is constantly changing :))) The main thing is that the sharp-sighted employees of the Ukrainian military registration and enlistment office do not see you. :))) Although, as you look, it may be useful to you.

[Kapral Alphych]

Our Basic da Sobchachek should also be sent to the front and called the unit by the abbreviation "NI" - "To Fright", as the conversion of tractors into tanks during the Second World War

[Nikolaevich I]

Something I was dreaming!

[Viktor Sergeev]

All right, Russia is kaput.

[prior]

The cost of services for the list of "female" professions, announce, pzhalsta.

[tihonmarine]

Quote: prior

The cost of services for the list of "female" professions, announce, pzhalsta.

The cost, as always, is by mutual agreement.

[tihonmarine]

Zaluzhny stated that he stands for gender equality:

Interestingly, if there is gender equality in Ukraine, then it's time to put on the military register all gay people, LGBT people, Baptists and Jehovahs.

[singless]

poor mind people in Ukraine.
the last professions that are still working. probably they will pay off from the military commissar in full so as not to serve

[Rusticolus]

Yeah, right at the Turkish border. Pole actresses, call waitresses, and brothel librarians are among the most sought-after professions.

[Pavel vyatsky]

So feminists have been fighting for equality for a long time, so what's the problem? Equality, is it like that or is it not for everyone?

[Siberian-1]

In peacetime, this contingent will work to increase the population, and in wartime it will be disposed of as the most unnecessary.

[Siberian-1]

Quote: tihonmarine

Quote: prior

The cost of services for the list of "female" professions, announce, pzhalsta.

The cost, as always, is by mutual agreement.

This is in civilian life. And in the army, according to the charter.

[Flashpoint]

Poisoned with soup, brainwashed with scenes of jealousy and beaten with a primer. Fiercely ...

[Shaman]

They forgot about women with low social responsibility.

[sgr291158]

Yes, they will reduce their responsibility.

[fa2998]

Quote: SKVichyakow

They will boost morale.

I’m not sure about librarians, but prettier girls will become prisoners as waitresses and actresses!

[O. Bender]

What about prostitutes?

[usr01]

Quote: Bshkaus

....I’m starting to understand that I’m very tired of him...

I understand... I too... am tired of Brezhnev. After his death, such a variety began...
(As the Chinese curse says - may you live in an era of change.)
In Russia, with the advent of Putin, things somehow settled down (worse, better... Russians know better...)
Here (in Hochland) horse racing with the circus continues!!!!!! Gay-yay!!!!
glory to Ukraine!!!!!!! We're having fun!!!! To the point of tears!!!! Who wants change and unpredictability?
Everyone come to us!!! You won't get bored with us!!! (Is it possible to get bored in a madhouse? (c)) .....

[sgr291158]

They forgot to bring in the cleaning staff.

[Put__NIK]

Crap. They forgot about women of easy virtue! Guard!!!
Urgently rewrite and put..... on military records!

[Living7111972]

For the moral decay of the invading forces

[vvp2412]

Have you forgotten the prostitutes?