"Collided with an unknown object": The Ukrainian Navy vessel U-811 "Balta" was damaged in the Black Sea

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The naval forces of Ukraine almost lost the only demagnetizing vessel in the Ukrainian fleet... According to the press service of the Ukrainian Navy, the U-811 Balta was damaged during a storm in the Black Sea.

According to the available information, the ship was off the Serpentine Island. Due to the sharp deterioration of the weather, "Balta" was damaged and lost speed. Details of the incident are not given, according to official sources, nothing serious happened there, and judging by publications in social networks with links to sailors in distress, at least two compartments were flooded near the ship, i.e. there is a serious hole.



Ukrainian media say the ship "collided with an unknown object."

On the official page of the Ukrainian Navy on Facebook, it is indicated that the Balta is anchored, a fight for survivability is under way, and the forces and means of the Ukrainian fleet, border guards and rescuers have been sent to help. At the time of writing news there were no more messages, how the operation to rescue the vessel ended is unknown.

The demagnetizing vessel U-811 "Balta" has been a member of the Ukrainian Navy since 1997. It was originally called "SR-568" and was part of the Black Sea Fleet of the USSR. Built in Poland, delivered to the customer in 1987. Last year, dock repairs took place at one of the shipbuilding enterprises in Ukraine. This is the only vessel of this type in the Ukrainian fleet.
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  1. +55
    14 October 2021 07: 26
    Well, the owners on the sivulf are stuck somewhere, and this should be done right away ...
    1. +16
      14 October 2021 07: 36
      Ukrainian media say the ship "collided with an unknown object."

      So, lads, we will help you deal with this unknown object if you show us the entire list of those invited by you to guard the Black Sea from the Russians Yes
      1. +19
        14 October 2021 07: 42
        Now: "Collided with an unknown object": The Ukrainian Navy vessel U-811 "Balta" was damaged in the Black Sea

        A little earlier: In the US Navy: The Connecticut nuclear submarine in the Pacific did not collide with a surface ship or other submarine

        The conclusion is a picture.

      2. +8
        14 October 2021 08: 33
        the ship "collided with an unknown object".

        - finally it started and so on all over the world ..
        1. +1
          14 October 2021 09: 24
          It's just a shame ... © Shvonder ..
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            1. +1
              15 October 2021 18: 01
              I suppose that the brave ukrovoenmores either missed the beginning of the storm, or hoped for anchors that crawled, and they were thrown on the stones. Or maybe both together! laughing
        2. AUL
          +5
          14 October 2021 09: 24
          Quote: antivirus
          the ship "collided with an unknown object".

          Something "unknown objects" in recent years have already completely loosened up! What is it for? Probably, the winter will be harsh!
          1. +8
            14 October 2021 10: 03
            They say that the unknown object was not damaged, the crew feels well, continues to be on alert in normal mode.
            1. 0
              15 October 2021 07: 17
              Have you received an award or a bonus for the crew of an unknown object?
        3. +3
          14 October 2021 09: 59
          It's just that they will even try to benefit from this and inflate the Russian trace in this case.
          1. +7
            14 October 2021 10: 14
            Sergey! Exactly! "unknown object" is while they are conferring. Most likely tomorrow they will announce that the object is not the least bit "unknown", but Russian. At the scene of the accident, a Russian peakless cap will emerge, on which, of course, "Putinets" will be written. Well, then everything is according to the manual. Demonstration of the peakless cap at all international meetings, the demand for sanctions and the supply of Russian gas - immediately, etc. etc.
            1. 0
              14 October 2021 18: 39
              And in a peakless cap - a passport of a citizen of the Russian Federation for fidelity. And a couple of footcloths will pop up too. The whole Rada will smell them, check their affiliation - they will determine by smell: Moskalsky footcloths. wassat
          2. +1
            14 October 2021 16: 46
            Quote: SKVichyakow
            to inflate the Russian trace in this case.
            The best trackers of the Naval Forces of Ukraine agreed that the traces from the Serpentine lead to Yalta! Disagreements began when deciding the location of Yalta. Either in the Donbass, or in the Crimea.
      3. 0
        14 October 2021 22: 59
        Quote: Terenin
        Ukrainian media say the ship "collided with an unknown object."

        It would be better to sound like this: "an unknown object stuck into the ship" ...
    2. +1
      14 October 2021 07: 57
      Details of the incident are not given, according to official sources there Nothing serious did not happen
      sea ​​wolves will be knee-deep in sea. feel
      and judging by the publications in social networks with links for those in distress sailors, the ship was flooded as at least two compartment, i.e. there is a serious hole.
      alarmists. 2 compartments, it's not 10 smile

      Ukrainian media say that the ship "collided with unknown object ".
      Quote: Angry Troll
      Well, the owners on the sivulf are stuck somewhere, and this should be done right away ...

      And yak, they say we also swim and unknown objects attack us ... feel
      According to the available information, the ship was off the Serpentine Island. Due to the sharp deterioration of the weather, "Balta" was damaged and lost speed.
      Boring and shameful ...
      Ukrainian media say the ship "collided with an unknown object."
      Another thing. Mysterious and promising, the enemy can be searched for. fool
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        1. +3
          14 October 2021 09: 26
          There seems to be the depths of garbage ... "Ugly admirals" have run aground
    3. +7
      14 October 2021 08: 06
      This is the only vessel of this type in the Ukrainian fleet ... Tse bulo laughing
      1. +10
        14 October 2021 08: 30
        The incident on the ship "Balta" in the area of ​​the Snake Island. "Pan to the President, Pan to the President! I know everything here! You see through binoculars, this is the first one. Boom! Babam! But the second!" laughing
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      2. +5
        14 October 2021 08: 42
        Quote: Finches
        This is the only vessel of this type in the Ukrainian fleet.

        And the last.
    4. +5
      14 October 2021 08: 23
      Where there are peasants, there is a monkey. laughing And this is not the first time.
    5. 0
      14 October 2021 09: 20
      Quote: Angry Troll
      Well, the owners on the sivulf are stuck somewhere, and this should be done right away ...

      So it was probably that they collided with each other.
      1. 0
        14 October 2021 10: 10
        They say they were blown up by a mine.
        ... A Ukrainian navy ship was blown up by a mine west of Crimea.

        In the western part of the Black Sea, a serious incident occurred - a military vessel of the Ukrainian Navy, while carrying out planned tasks, was blown up, according to sources, by a sea mine. As a result of the explosion, part of the crew of the warship was injured, and the ship received a serious hole and was flooded.

        Information on this matter was confirmed by the People's Deputy of Ukraine Mikhail Zabrodsky.


        “According to the information that became known, in the Black Sea near the island of Serpents, the demagnetization vessel of the Ukrainian Navy U-811“ Balta ”is in distress. The emergency on board the vessel occurred about 14 hours ago. According to information from the servicemen of the Ukrainian Armed Forces, the ship has lost its course and has at least two flooded compartments. During the day, attempts to use the means of the Ukrainian Navy and the Odessa seaport to save Balta did not bring the expected result. At the moment, a sea tug and patrol boats are involved in the rescue of the vessel. Tonight, the Simferopol SRK was prepared to go out to sea for a rescue operation, which is undergoing factory sea trials in Odessa, ”Zabrodsky said in a statement.

        Considering the serious damage sustained by the Ukrainian naval warship, the ship may well sink completely.

        https://avia.pro/news/ukrainskiy-voennyy-korabl-podorvalsya-na-mine-k-zapadu-ot-kryma
        1. +4
          14 October 2021 10: 46
          And who put mine, Ukrainians for Romanians, or Romanians for kaklov?
          And in general, why was the SR there? Its tasks are somewhat different. However, I suspect that this is the only vessel that could move at this point in time. And why would they want to demagnetize? PVCashka is not necessary like.
          We at LenVMB like two such SRs were. Here they, at that moment, were not standing idle. There were only about five new buildings in a year. And what sizes Frunze, Nedelin are, these are the largest.
          PS I did not write the word "Ukrainians" this is IN tolerant.
          1. +1
            14 October 2021 10: 51
            .And why should they demagnetize? PVCashka is not necessary like.

            "Balta" is a small vessel in terms of its main dimensions: length is less than 70 meters, full displacement is 2086 tons. The main task of "Balta" is to carry out special measures to reduce the own magnetic fields of warships and support vessels of the Ukrainian Navy. The crew of the vessel is 45 people in the state. In the Ukrainian Navy, this is the only vessel of this designation.
            1. +1
              14 October 2021 16: 46
              And why this copy-paste? I know perfectly well the dimensions and the number of the crew. Moreover, I have been on board more than once. I asked a question, what are these vessels to do in the ukraflot? It is useless to demagnetize the saiga, it will not take off.
              1. 0
                14 October 2021 16: 54
                There is no fish and cancer for fish. There, and so the fleet is not large and with such approaches and questions as yours, you can generally conclude that the fleet is not needed at all and it is easier to hand over everything for scrap.
                1. 0
                  14 October 2021 16: 58
                  A sane thought, Pity does not occur to the ukraadmirals.
                  By the way, it is strange, but on our SRs, in the stern, there were hefty vyushki with a cable (actually for demagnetization), but here it is not visible.
                  1. 0
                    14 October 2021 17: 08
                    Used as a ship, still floating, after all, more or less solid in size. Not a boat, not a boat, but a ship, even if it is most likely used for other purposes, at least it will not be a shame to try to pass through the Crimean bridge on it again. laughing
            2. 0
              14 October 2021 16: 48
              Quote: OrangeBigg
              The main task of "Balta" is to carry out special measures in order to reduce the own magnetic fields of warships and support vessels of the Ukrainian Navy.

              So this is the catch - where did the Naval Forces of Ukraine get the warships and support ships from? Moreover, near the island - they won't make it there ... So this one wanted to.
              1. 0
                14 October 2021 16: 55
                Well, at least something, at least not a boat.
        2. +2
          14 October 2021 10: 52
          Actually, there is a certain symbolism in this))) the banderokoryto will sink in "Den zakhysnyka banderland"))))
          1. 0
            14 October 2021 11: 03
            Quote: TermNachTER
            Actually, there is a certain symbolism in this))) the banderokoryto will sink in "Den zakhysnyka banderland"))))


            Ukraine tried to get rid of the remnants of its navy, but the hand of the Kremlin insidiously imposed on it the construction of new corvettes.

            it is unlikely that Ukraine will be able to find funds for the construction and maintenance of such ships' corvettes. Plus, in a situation where the Black Sea Fleet, Russian coastal missile systems and aviation based on the "unsinkable aircraft carrier" Crimea control almost the entire Black Sea water area, the real combat value of Ukrainian corvettes will be very small. Moscow can only applaud Kiev leaders who have decided to invest in the construction of Ada-class corvettes, and not in something more necessary and useful to the Ukrainian Armed Forces.

            "It is very expensive. Astronomical figures for Ukraine. Let's say they even give us a corvette. We will receive it completely free of charge. But these are systems, hundreds of crew members and their training, equipment and maintenance. This is all a lot of money. And Russia has not only corvettes in the Black Sea, but also frigates, not to mention coastal anti-ship missiles in Crimea. Not including aviation. How will we protect these (Ukrainian. - Note by FAN) corvettes in the event of a full-scale collision with Russia?

            Yes, big and beautiful [ship]. For parades, yes. Gobble up all the money - yes. But not for a real war. One corvette costs 30% of the entire [military] budget. I will emphasize only one corvette. Apart from the crew, preparation and maintenance of this corvette. Such a ship will simply stand in the port, as it is today - the frigate Getman Sagaidachny. Just a ship for parades and international delegations. But it’s not at all combat, ”Chmut assesses the idea of ​​ordering Ada-type corvettes for the Navy.

            Apparently, the topic of ordering corvettes by Ukraine turned out to be especially painful for the Ukrainian military expert. Having doubted the possibility of completing at least one Ada-type corvette for himself, Chmut saw in the story with them even ... the notorious "hand of Moscow"!

            “I will not deny the possibility of Russian influence. One gets the impression that these corvettes are being imposed on us, perhaps the Kremlin is doing it, ”said the editor-in-chief of the Ukrainian Militar Portal.

            https://riafan.ru/1535863-ukrainskii-voennyi-ekspert-chmut-priznal-chto-u-vsu-sushestvuet-nemalo-problem
            1. 0
              14 October 2021 12: 43
              Who would have doubted))) He is the darkest bastard - cunning, sleeps and sees how to arrange a Banderland podlyanu))) but in general, this is not a question of building a fleet, but a question of stupid "cutting the dough." The grandmas will go to Turkey, then the rollback will settle in offshore and everyone will be happy)))
          2. 0
            14 October 2021 13: 49
            Quote: TermNachTER
            Actually, there is a certain symbolism in this))) the banderokoryto will sink in "Den zakhysnyka banderland"))))

            Not sunk, but pulled in tow to Odessa! And it was recently renovated!
            1. +1
              14 October 2021 14: 46
              The weather is fresh, it may not last. "Sagaidachny" was also recently repaired))) again pulled in tow to Nikolaev, maybe a couple of layers of paint will be applied at the Vadatursky shipyard)))
    6. +1
      14 October 2021 10: 19
      Quote: Angry Troll
      Well, the owners on the sivulf are stuck somewhere, and this should be done right away ...

      As the saying goes, where a horse with a hoof goes, there is a cancer with a claw.
    7. 0
      14 October 2021 22: 33
      These do not have anything on which to repeat the "master's" trick, so that they did not scold them, they were honored and simulated in this way.
  2. +15
    14 October 2021 07: 28
    Tragic but revealing. Ukrainian statehood since 1991 as well as this ship collided with the nationalist Zapadensky Svidomo iceberg and seems to be sinking! I remember a case when during the passage of Poroshenko, a soldier of the guard became ill. Signs ...
    1. +16
      14 October 2021 07: 39
      Quote: mojohed2012
      I remember a case when during the passage of Poroshenko, a soldier of the guard became ill. Signs ...

      The only adequate soldier who understood the objective situation and the prospects of Ukraine with these helmsmen the fastest.
      1. +5
        14 October 2021 07: 47
        Moreover, the soldier understood this purely on the subconscious.
        1. +7
          14 October 2021 07: 51
          Quote: mojohed2012
          Moreover, the soldier understood this purely on the subconscious.

          So the guy has a gift of foresight winked
    2. +1
      14 October 2021 08: 09
      Moreover, this is repeated many times. What is it for??? fellow
  3. +4
    14 October 2021 07: 34
    Is the unknown object called the bottom?
    1. +1
      14 October 2021 07: 44
      Quote: Furious Bambr
      Is the unknown object called the bottom?


      Well no what ... There, in Ukraine, the DNO, for a long time to no avail, are trying to grope in order to break through, but it does not work out in any way request
      1. +2
        14 October 2021 07: 51
        The depth of the fall is such that if ordinary people, who don't care about politics and Russophobic hysteria, but just want to live and give life to their children, continuing to be inactive, will bring the country and themselves to the end. 10000 Svidomo jumpers with loud slogans and well-organized people keep in their fists the rest of the population, which does not want, but is still digested in the crucible of nationalist views on neighbors and their future.
    2. +1
      14 October 2021 08: 08
      Quote: Furious Bambr
      Is the unknown object called the bottom?

      It seems not, so, an underwater rock near the Serpentine Island. They drifted without moving, they didn't care where they hit.
  4. +3
    14 October 2021 07: 37
    Ukrainian media say the ship "collided with an unknown object."
    Well, well ... where the pop with the censer, the devil with the poker go there ... But really, why is the Ukrainian choven worse than the American atomarine ... Strangely different, and why else was Russia not accused?
    1. +3
      14 October 2021 07: 42
      Strangely different, but why else has not Russia been accused?

      For this they will not rust ...
      1. +2
        14 October 2021 07: 49
        Quote: Xlor
        For this they will not rust ...

        Well, don't tell me ... usually the event hasn't happened yet, and Russia has already been accused, but here ... no, it's not certain that something "rusted" from sea water, or something ...
    2. +1
      14 October 2021 08: 46
      Quote: svp67
      Strangely different, but why else has not Russia been accused?

      It is not evening yet, they will accuse and raise a howl.
      1. +3
        14 October 2021 09: 30
        Soon they will remember about two scuba divers with tricolors, and surnames that cannot be called ...
        1. +1
          14 October 2021 09: 32
          Quote: faiver
          Soon they will remember about two scuba divers with tricolors, and surnames that cannot be called ...

          No, these guys are excluded, they “don’t trade on trifles”.
          1. +1
            14 October 2021 09: 39
            They are sunbathing near the English aircraft carrier ...
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  5. +1
    14 October 2021 07: 38
    Ukrainian media say the ship "collided with an unknown object."

    What an excellent case for blaming Russia. Competitions will now begin in the Ukrainian media and the Rada.
    1. 0
      14 October 2021 07: 42
      Yes, in this Rada, even the brain will not be strained due to the absence thereof. They will immediately say that the unknown object has the surname Petrov. Or Boshirov.
  6. +7
    14 October 2021 07: 39
    Maybe they stumbled upon an artifact - an ancient pickaxe left by the diggers of the sea?
  7. +2
    14 October 2021 07: 39
    "Collided with an unknown object": The Ukrainian Navy vessel U-811 "Balta" was damaged in the Black Sea

    The second case, after the American submarine. The Chinese have already reached the Black Sea to annoy Ukraine.
  8. +8
    14 October 2021 07: 40
    They told them not to swim for the buoys.
    1. +4
      14 October 2021 08: 12
      Quote: Sydor Amenpospestovich
      They told them not to swim for the buoys.

      Sho! Heroes say-forbid! angry To harm my mother, I will frostbite my ears. Before they had time to sail, the engine died, it turns out that it needs to be lubricated, and the heroes replaced everything with vodka with lard. request
    2. 0
      14 October 2021 08: 40
      Quote: Sydor Amenpospestovich
      They told them not to swim for the buoys.

      They told them - "it is forbidden to release metal into the sea."
  9. +2
    14 October 2021 07: 54
    laughing As a sign of Pan's support, they broke into something.
  10. 0
    14 October 2021 08: 05
    It was Poseidon. And the same one. wink
  11. +2
    14 October 2021 08: 06
    Oh, these scribblers, where did they study and what ???
    Due to the sharp deterioration of the weather, "Balta" was damaged and lost speed.

    Or maybe I'm wrong and the ukropapuas fleet reacts to the weather like that? wassat
  12. +1
    14 October 2021 08: 17
    This is the only vessel of this type в Ukrainian fleet.

    IN THE Ukrainian Navy! There is no need to distort the Russian language like the Ukrainians. So you can distort them, even as they say, it's their business.
  13. +2
    14 October 2021 08: 22
    "collide" with us either, the US nuclear submarine. Or scrap metal of the Ukrainian Navy.
  14. +3
    14 October 2021 08: 24
    And what is the "Ukrainian Navy"?
    1. +2
      14 October 2021 08: 38
      Quote: Fedorovich
      And what is the "Ukrainian Navy"?

      Joke.
    2. +1
      14 October 2021 08: 38

      Fedorovich (Boris Godunov)
      Today, 08: 24
      NEW
      +1
      And what is the "Ukrainian Navy"?
      This is such a public sharaga, in which there is nothing, no one is responsible for anything, but there are twenty admirals on the staff. wink
  15. +1
    14 October 2021 08: 27
    that the ship "collided with an unknown object".

    Straight some kind of fad.
    1. 0
      14 October 2021 10: 07
      Quote: zwlad
      This is such a public sharaga, in which there is nothing, no one is responsible for anything, but there are twenty admirals on the staff.

      Well, it's like in Mongolia, on the lake there is one ship converted from a Soviet tug, but there is a headquarters and a commander, and in Ukraine there are 10 such ships and 10 admirals (I will not say anything about the headquarters).
  16. +2
    14 October 2021 08: 28
    Duc, almost all ships remain afloat when two adjacent compartments are flooded, why panic.
    1. +1
      14 October 2021 08: 37
      Quote: tralflot1832
      Duc, almost all ships remain afloat when two adjacent compartments are flooded, why panic.

      Except for the engine room and the adjacent compartment.
      1. 0
        14 October 2021 08: 42
        This option, 100%, the steamer goes to the bottom. Nakhimov is an example of this, to drive into the bulkhead of the MCO and the adjacent compartment. hi
        1. 0
          14 October 2021 08: 43
          Quote: tralflot1832
          This option, 100%, the steamer goes to the bottom.

          Classic!
    2. +2
      14 October 2021 08: 52
      The ship is NOT underway, and the two compartments are just the beginning.
      The forces of different departments are carrying out rescue measures, there is no threat to the life of the personnel, ”the Navy said.
      Source: https://rusvesna.su/news/1634151558

      Well, if different departments took on ... 7 nannies - the ship drowned. )))
    3. Cat
      0
      14 October 2021 09: 34
      And if there are only two of these compartments? belay
  17. +4
    14 October 2021 08: 31
    Quote: Pavel73
    It was Poseidon. And the same one. wink

  18. BAI
    +4
    14 October 2021 08: 32
    Collided and did not see with whom? After all, not a submarine submerged. Everything on the surface of the sea was happening.
  19. 0
    14 October 2021 08: 36
    Ukrainian media say the ship "collided with an unknown object."

    Well, how is it, if the Americans are faced with an "unknown object", then the "partners" have to repeat such a fake (Bashirov and Petrov are not so desperate.)
  20. +1
    14 October 2021 08: 41
    demagnetization vessel,
    This Choven, laughing bumped into a can. But Russia will still be to blame.
  21. +1
    14 October 2021 08: 43
    Quote: tralflot1832
    Duc, almost all ships remain afloat when two adjacent compartments are flooded, why panic.

    So this is the COURT. And this ship has probably entered the state of a medical vessel, or "duck".
  22. +1
    14 October 2021 08: 44
    Well, in general, the Romanians are always rubbing at the Serpentine))) They chopped off the field from the suckers, oil and gas
  23. -1
    14 October 2021 08: 45
    Quote: tihonmarine
    Ukrainian media say the ship "collided with an unknown object."

    Well, how is it, if the Americans are faced with an "unknown object", then the "partners" have to repeat such a fake (Bashirov and Petrov are not so desperate.)

    Well, they (P. and B.) must have students, followers of traditions, etc.
  24. +1
    14 October 2021 08: 50
    And what can Sivulf oppose to the legendary Nazi submarine U-811? !!! Besides, still using the developments of the Lunar Rainbow project and freely teleporting from the Black Sea basin to the South China Sea? Nothing ... It is no coincidence that the news that the United States, in impotent malice to punish Ukraine for the treacherous ramming, is refusing further sanctions against the SP-2
  25. 0
    14 October 2021 09: 01
    “There was a crack in the portal of Purgatory. It appeared relatively recently, when the Titanic flew blindly into the portal at full speed "(Lukin" There Beyond Acheron ")
  26. -1
    14 October 2021 09: 06
    the toilet was found and magnetized too much.
  27. 0
    14 October 2021 09: 17
    "Collided with an unknown object": The Ukrainian Navy vessel U-811 "Balta" was damaged in the Black Sea

    Are they just for fun repeating everything for their owners? belay lol
  28. 0
    14 October 2021 09: 37
    Who in (in) Ukraine guessed to copy the marking of their ships from the Kriegsmarine?
    1. 0
      14 October 2021 18: 44
      They not only stole the markings, but also the appearance of the pagons. What to take from them - parrot ukrovermacht
  29. -1
    14 October 2021 09: 43
    A Ukrainian Navy ship was blown up by a mine west of Crimea.

    In the western part of the Black Sea, a serious incident occurred - a military vessel of the Ukrainian Navy, while carrying out planned tasks, was blown up, according to sources, by a sea mine. As a result of the explosion, part of the crew of the warship was injured, and the ship received a serious hole and was flooded.

    Information on this matter was confirmed by the People's Deputy of Ukraine Mikhail Zabrodsky. By the current hour, no comments have been received that the Naval Forces ship was blown up by a sea mine.
    More details at: https://avia.pro/news/ukrainskiy-voennyy-korabl-podorvalsya-na-mine-k-zapadu-ot-kryma
  30. -1
    14 October 2021 09: 53
    Well, if the dock repair was completed on one Banderoverfey, then the situation is serious. However - the island is nearby, the crew will be saved, and the trough - it's a pity, of course, they could have handed over for scrap)))
  31. 0
    14 October 2021 09: 53
    Balta is an ax in translation, how an ax can be a ship
  32. 0
    14 October 2021 09: 57
    Or do I have something with vision, or on the KDPV Sevastopol?
  33. 0
    14 October 2021 10: 10
    the ship "collided with an unknown object".
    This American excuse will now begin to operate throughout NATO. A drunken man drove his head into the toilet does not sound, but "collided with an unknown object" is very acceptable. Let's wish the Ukrainians and NATO members more "unknown objects" both at sea and in everyday life.
  34. -1
    14 October 2021 11: 52
    Something tells me that in the remains of the object that collided with U-811 "Balta" they will find a passport in the name of Putin, and then according to all the canons ...................... ...
  35. +1
    14 October 2021 11: 54
    Here is a "present" for the army uk..r. holiday. wassat
    Very clearly shows the state of the emergency rescue. forces. They collected everything on the water to the Serpentine, even boats (!), Except ... saved. a ship that is being repaired.
  36. 0
    14 October 2021 15: 45
    Or maybe a "narwhal" has appeared in the world again ?!
    "Where injustice, terror, etc. He appears ..."
  37. 0
    14 October 2021 15: 50
    > U-811

    The name symbolizes the vessel's aspiration to the rich underwater world)
  38. +1
    14 October 2021 18: 52
    It is strange somehow - they did not see the hand of the "aggressor" !!! Petrov and Bashirov disappeared from the field of view - however, their handiwork. Scuba and brace ...
  39. 0
    14 October 2021 22: 38
    Has anyone told you yet? laughing
    Conversation of an American aircraft carrier with a Spanish lighthouse at Cape Finisterre (Galicia)

    Spaniards (clutter in the background):

    - ... Says A-853, please turn 15 degrees south to avoid a collision with us. You are moving right at us, a distance of 25 nautical miles.

    Americans (background noise):

    - We advise you to turn 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision with us.

    Spaniards:

    - The answer is negative. Repeat, turn 15 degrees south to avoid a collision.

    Americans (different voice):

    “The captain of the ship of the United States of America is speaking to you.” Turn 15 degrees north to avoid a collision.

    Spaniards:

    “We do not consider your proposal either possible or adequate; we advise you to turn 15 degrees south so as not to crash into us.”

    Americans (in elevated tones):

    - CAPTAIN RICHARD JAMES HOWARD SPEAKS TO YOU, USS LINCOLN AIRCRAFT COMMANDER OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, SECOND BY THE MAJORITY OF THE Navy OF THE AMERICAN Navy. We are escorted by 2 cruisers, 6 destroyers, 4 submarines and numerous support ships. I DO NOT ADVISE YOU - I ORDER TO CHANGE YOUR COURSE BY 15 DEGREES IN THE NORTH. OTHERWISE, WE WILL BE FORCED TO TAKE THE NECESSARY MEASURES TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF OUR SHIP. PLEASE IMMEDIATELY REMOVE OUR COURSE !!!

    Spaniards:

    “Juan Manuel Salas Alcantara is speaking to you.” There are two of us. We are accompanied by a dog, dinner, 2 bottles of beer and a canary, which is now sleeping. We are supported by the radio station and channel 106 “Extreme situations at sea”. We are not going to turn anywhere, given that we are on land and are the A-853 lighthouse on Cape Finisterre of the Galician coast of Spain. We have no idea what place we have in size among the Spanish lighthouses. You can accept everything ... !!! measures that you consider necessary, and do anything to ensure your safety ... !!! ship that will smash into smithereens on the rocks. Therefore, once again, we strongly recommend that you do the most meaningful thing: change your course 15 degrees south to avoid a collision.

    Americans:

    - OK, accepted, thanks.
  40. 0
    14 October 2021 23: 12
    Compasses (emphasis on a) will no longer be able to demagnetize?
  41. -1
    15 October 2021 22: 00
    The Americans are repairing damage on a nuclear submarine. The nose will have to be cut off. I was told by their admiral that the boat fell into the ninth dimension and a magnetized ukrokoship Balt or Razdolbalt, or whatever it was on his mother, entered it through a wormhole in the Universe ... In general, the Russians in vain returned this ship to Stale. It was necessary to leave it in the Crimean water area, otherwise the States will require satisfaction from the Land of Oregnancy. A lot of money, through a wormhole in the brains of Ukrainian military leaders.
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  43. 0
    16 October 2021 00: 06
    If there is no money at the checkout, tie a broom to your ass.
  44. 0
    13 December 2021 03: 08
    On YouTube, a fake video is already running that "the Ukrainian Navy's ship is in distress near the Crimea as a result of an explosion" (of course, on a Russian mine) and some ukrorespondents are already demanding to recreate the nuclear status of Ukraine (which never existed, but there was a USSR nuclear weapon deployed in Ukraine). Only about. Serpentine, where the event takes place, 300 miles from the Russian Crimea (closer to Romania than to Russia). Most likely due to the low qualifications of the crew, the vessel was thrown onto the stones, it is possible that the engines sour, or they were flooded through the hole. But in any case, the detonation of a sea mine is a fantastic hypothesis. Although there was a video, where ukrovoiny opposite the beaches of Mariupol threw river mines from the TCP into the sea, tk. were afraid of the Russian landing. There were many yells about the Russian landing in Odessa, but I don’t think that they covered their entire Black Sea coast from Aleksandrovka to Sulin (hundreds of kilometers) with antiamphibious mines (dangerous for the population, and there is no such amount of engineering ammunition in Ukraine). But in any case, shitty dancers always get in the way of heels.