"We'll have to flush before use": the Russian Federation reacts to the words of the head of the US Department of Energy about "dirty Russian gas"

Russia reacted to the statement of the US Secretary of Energy on Russian natural gas. The head of the US energy department Jennifer Granholm expressed regret over the fact that Russian gas is actively bought and used in a number of countries around the world. According to her, this affects the ecology of the planet, since "Russian time is the dirtiest form of natural gas in the world."

Ms. Granholm made her statement during a congressional hearing when she was asked to comment on her attitude towards the construction of the Nord Stream 2 gas pipeline.

Granholm added that she opposes the construction of the SP-2. At the same time, the US Secretary of Energy said that she expresses the opinion of the entire Ministry of Energy, saying that the pipeline "passes through the dirtiest form of natural gas, which is very dangerous."

Russian experts, commenting on the statements of the American official, note that Granholm actually made the entire US Department of Energy a mockery, and add that it is regrettable when such incompetent persons occupy such high positions.

Alexey Pushkov, a representative of the Federation Council of Russia, also expressed his opinion. According to him, Granholm forgot to mention how the American gas supplied to Europe differs from the Russian one.

According to Pushkov, the head of the US Department of Energy forgot to remind that US gas "consists of molecules of freedom."

Jokes have already begun to emerge on the internet about Granholm's statements. A few examples:

Sanctions will be imposed against Russia for unwashed, dirty gas.

If Russian gas is dirty, Europeans will have to flush it before using it.

Comments

[Ryaruav]

there you can not call them by their last names, but psaki-1, -2, -3, ... and measure stupidity in psaki

[Hammer]

"Dirty gas" is, of course, a pearl. I even suspected that Psaki is not a surname - it is a form of infection that causes liquefaction of the brain, and apparently this form is given over by airborne droplets ... Kovid nervously smokes on the sidelines.
And this gosopodin is a good one, the US Department of Energy does not want to tell the world how the "cleanest" gas and oil is produced from them in an "environmentally friendly" way ?! And then the European "green" go and do not know.

[Pessimist22]

So he is also poisoned, Taras and Mykola breathed, barely pumped out

[Peak]

The head of the US energy department Jennifer Granholm expressed regret over the fact that Russian gas is actively bought and used in a number of countries around the world. According to her, this affects the ecology of the planet, since "Russian time is the dirtiest form of natural gas in the world."

Interestingly, this auntie knows that "dirt", which makes up a certain percentage of raw methane, is the most valuable raw material for the chemical industry?

No problem , we can clean the gas from "undemocratic molecules" in our own Ust-Luga and pump it further along the "emaciated" streams.
But gas buyers in Europe are unlikely to be happy about such a turn.
After all, only part of it burns in various nozzles and comforts, which, in principle, are purple, which burns, if only the calories are provided. Give the rest of the raw materials ...

[Dimy4]

Interestingly, this auntie knows that "dirt", which makes up a certain percentage of raw methane, is the most valuable raw material for the chemical industry?

It's good that this aunt can read something, and you about the percentage, this is already the 5th grade of the school, an unattainable level.

[Peak]

Quote: Dimy4

It's good that this aunt can read something, and you about the percentage, this is already the 5th grade of the school, an unattainable level.

More, a lawyer in the United States does not need.

It is enough, like a dog in a big top, to learn a couple of simple tricks for manipulating the Right.
But energy, excuse me, is not a place for applying the knowledge and skills of a lawyer. Nevertheless - it is appointed and somehow rules ...

Although , we have already seen a similar zhinochka in the fuel and energy complex of Ukraine, with the habits of a swindler.

[Xnumx vis]

Quote: PiK

Although, we have already seen a similar zhinochka in the fuel and energy complex of Ukraine, with the habits of a swindler.

Oh, what sweet smiles these women have ...

Quote: PiK

It is enough, like a dog in a big top, to learn a couple of simple

Straight scammers on trust ... - "Good people! Give as much as you can .. We are not local ourselves, we are behind the train ....!"

[Peak]

Quote: 30 vis

Straight scammers on trust ... - "Good people! Give as much as you can .. We are not local ourselves, we are behind the train ....!"

The way in which the gas going to Europe disappeared from the pipe "it is not known how and where" disappeared from the pipe during Yulia Tymoshenko's deputy premiership, directly indicates the highest criminal qualifications of a thief based on trust.

And all with smiles and coquetry ...

[Xnumx vis]

Quote: PiK

YV Tymoshenko from the pipe "it is not known how and where" the gas going to Europe disappeared, directly indicates the highest criminal qualification of a thief on trust.

And all with smiles and coquetry ...

Lyulya, she's still a thief. Plus, she is cruel to the point of sadism ... As she promised to put all the Sevastopol residents on their knees, and roll the Donbass into concrete ... That is still disgusting ...

[hagen]

Quote: Dimy4

It's good that this aunt can read something, and you about the percentage, this is already the 5th grade of the school, an unattainable level.

Auntie is not at all stupid. Still has a Juris Doctor from Harvard. And this is not "a ram sneezed". Yes, and two terms as the governor of not the most provincial state worked. There is simply a political line of the party, which must be voiced from this position as well. They gave me a scribble, she read it ... Everyone is happy. They, in the USA, don't need more ...

[hagen]

Quote: PiK

"Dirt", which makes up a certain percentage in raw methane, is it the most valuable raw material for the chemical industry?

This is probably why the Germans are not very eager to work with LNG, but are more eager to get pipe gas. Probably, they understand something about the "mud" from the pipe.

[Pravodel]

measure dullness in dogs

An excellent unit of dimension for stupidity. Suitable for anyone and everyone in the US.
The head of the American Ministry of Energy can immediately assign 10 dogs.
And, now, I wonder if anyone will surpass her in stupidity = will anyone get more than 10 dogs ?!

[Maikcg]

Firstly, the value is too small, here and in kilo- and mega-dogs you can measure immediately.
Secondly, is there any anti-Semitism here)) is very consonant with the Passover holiday. So kilops and no ambiguities.

[common man]

Quote: Ryaruav

there you can not call them by their last names, but psaki-1, -2, -3, ... and measure stupidity in psaki

Bravo. You have introduced a new international unit of measure. A measure of stupidity. One Psak. Come up with another international designation (how we will write), and feel free to apply for the Nobel Prize.

[Finches]

Most of the American establishment is fantastically ignorant! However, such a tendency can be traced all over the world, with the exception, perhaps, of China, that cunning-assed ignoramuses strive to occupy the office of an official by any means and do nothing but carry on nonsense while making a smart face!

[vkl.47]

A new bike that will be accelerated. Emelya, your week.

[keeper03]

Nobody else has blurted out that gas is undemocratic !?

[seregatara1969]

Does the gas need to be flushed or flushed?

[Paranoid50]

Quote: seregatara1969

Does the gas need to be flushed or flushed?

Just wash like a potato. And soon new lots will appear on all energy exchanges:
1. Natural gas (Russia)
2. Natural gas washed (USA)

[Maikcg]

Natural gas, washed, only from the garden (Belarus)

[Paranoid50]

Quote: MaikCG

washed, only from the garden (Belarus)

Often, washed potatoes have the country of origin indicated ... Israel. I have met it many times.

[hagen]

Quote: Ryaruav

there you can not call them by their last names, but psaki-1, -2, -3, ... and measure stupidity in psaki

The thesis about the stupidity of this character in terms of the depth of thought also, in general, does not shine. A person appointed to lead the country's energy sector with a legal education and experience of working as a TV presenter cannot express her opinion in another way, because she is the same energetic as Biden is a ballerina. But it's not her competence that matters. The point is the person who, with this official track record, appointed her to this position. Biden himself moved it there, obviously, taking into account the latest trends in quotas for gender, color, orientation, etc. qualities, excluding familiarity with the intended industry. Well, what can I say? So he, the President of the United States, decided that the Secretary of Energy was a more political position than a practical one. From this, apparently, problems are accumulating with power generation, then with heat, then with the management of a separately laid pipe. There is no point in discussing a woman appointed as a speaking head with a previously suggested text. Honestly sang her song, received the stipulated fee and returned "to the cabbage soup". It is quite another matter how to cooperate with such a department so as not to suffer ourselves? And is there any such cooperation?

[Paranoid50]

Quote: Hagen

how to cooperate with such a department so as not to suffer ourselves?

It seems that the only option here is to pretend to be idiots.

[Real Pilot]

"American clean new green papers will fall into dirty sweaty Russian paws! Into opaque bills for the gas polluting the whole world! To prevent this is the main task of the American government ..."

A joke, of course. A fairy tale is a lie, but there is a hint in it, a lesson for good fellows.

Everything must go "home" ... Every dollar in the hands of Russia is a slap in the face for democracy and freedom! After all, they say something like that.

[Ros 56]

Well, silly woman, what to take from her.

[marchcat]

This is how much she "took on the chest" to blurt out such a thing. I definitely won't drink that much ...

[Egoza]

Quote: Ros 56

Well, silly woman, what to take from her.

You shouldn't laugh! Maybe she visited Ukraine? Yes, I looked at what kind of gas there was! "Blue fuel" does not reach consumers. We have it red. And the gasmen themselves say that the gas itself is so hydrated that little is left of the gas. But while it burns. It gives two times less calories, but they are also glad to be so. So, regarding the "dirty gas" from Russia, Ukraine will definitely confirm.

[Ros 56]

I am not laughing, I am absolutely serious about this fact.

[dauria]

Well, you fool woman, what to take from her

Why smart, then? Only worse .... Yesenin understood something.

"Rash, harmonica. Rash, my frequent.
Drink, otter, drink.
I would rather have that big-titted one -
She's dumber. "

[Olddetractor]

Dirty Jennifer ... So we will remember

[Evil troll]

You won't find anything dirtier than a dollar.

[rotmistr60]

Well, what can I say to that? Only one thing - schizophrenia is progressing. Not only was our gas not democratic, but it also turns out to be "dirty". Granholm is an example of American "competence" (from lawyers to energy), stupid obstinacy and, of course, Russophobia.

[Grits]

"Dirty" Russian gas, which consisted of hydrocarbons, burns anyway. But are the "molecules of freedom" that make up "pure" American gas without any admixture of any dangerous hydrocarbons burning?

[v.tochenn]

Laundry soap in load

to send them.

[Peak]

Quote: v.tochenn

Send laundry soap to them.

For some, a complete set will not be superfluous.

[Revolver]

Add the rope for the kit, and send Psaki personally, with a note that is for Demented Joe.

[Shkworen]

and theirs shale gas is the standard of purity? nu-nu :)
insanity was strong :)

[tralflot1832]

Is it burning? Burning! Doesn't smoke? Doesn't smoke! Free !!! Has the smell of burnt bracketed brown coal finally disappeared in Germany? It smelled like the Baltic when they walked by. Germany was identified by the smell, you can't confuse it!

[Revolver]

How are you determined now?

[tralflot1832]

I no longer go to sea, there are Olympic facilities in Sochi.

[1536]

So it's like in a store: dirty potatoes, which in addition have to be put into a bag with your hands to buy, are cheap, but tasty and crumbly. But the washed one (it is called Polish in Russia) is soapy and is often affected by late blight on the vine.
What is called if you do not want - do not take it. But for some reason, everyone takes, who knows how to count money, who earns it, and does not print or steal.

[askort154]

Laughter, laughter, and the “greens” in Germany will take this as an additional lever in their opposition to SP-2. After all, this was announced in the US Congress itself by a representative of the Department of Energy. Madness is becoming the norm in politics, especially against Russia.

[The leader of the Redskins]

And the American official did not want to say anything about dirty politics? There is much more harm from this dirt, and even in countries that do not buy gas!

[Cat Alexandrovich]

I remembered Schweik: "Oil, consecrated by the bishop"! It's about their gas ...

[Vladimir Vladimirovich Vorontsov]

***

Don't touch our gas with your dirty hands and it will be the cleanest ...

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[usr01]

They are brainwashed .... before "using" ... (it is clear how :-)))

[mojohed2012]

Among the molecules of dirt with Russian gas slip the ghostly shades of the gas molecules of the newcomer, as well as zombomolecules, orienting to communism ...
Indeed, in the United States, the vast majority of people still associate Russia with communism.

[Marachuh]

So buy clean, farther in Ukraine!

[Nikolaevich I]

If Russian gas is dirty, Europeans will have to flush it before using it.

[Dynamic systems]

The regional committee of the State Department is the source of the increase in methane and greenhouse gases.
Plates should be installed:
"Tuta passes through the dirtiest form of natural gas, which is very dangerous"
Pomnitsa even the Can began to stutter in stand-up from miasms in the regional committee ...

[prior]

Конечно.
But unlike American gas, Russian gas is supplied through gas pipelines, and not through pipelines with water.

[Guru]

prior (Vlad)
Конечно.
But unlike American gas, Russian gas is supplied through gas pipelines, and not through pipelines with water.

This story clearly shows the problem of environmental friendliness of gas production in America, in Russia it is much cleaner in terms of ecology.
Therefore, the statement by the head of the US Department of Energy about "dirty Russian gas" is a shift from a sore head to a healthy one, in order to defame Russia in what they themselves are to blame.

[Popandos]

S. Lavrov has already defined such personnel once.
As the saying goes, brevity is the sister of talent.

[aleksr2005]

Here is the West oppression from Russophobia. Bringing hate from every country. I can imagine what it would be like if we didn't have nuclear weapons!

[Roman070280]

"Dirty gas" is, of course, a pearl. wassat good laughing Psaki is not a surname - it is a form of infection that causes liquefaction of the brain, and apparently this form is transmitted by airborne droplets ..

It looks like that ..))

President Vladimir Putin at the Innoprom-2019 exhibition in Yekaterinburg said that green renewable energy sources - solar and wind energy - harm nature and people. “Will people be comfortable living on a planet lined with a palisade of wind turbines and covered with several layers of solar panels? How many birds are killed by wind turbines! They shake so much that the worms are crawling out of the ground, ”the president said.

[Kostadinov]

At the same time, the US Secretary of Energy said that she expresses the opinion of the entire Ministry of Energy, saying that the pipeline "passes through the dirtiest form of natural gas, which is very dangerous."

Madame Jennifer did not tell the whole truth. A Newbie walks through the pipeline.

[orionvitt]

"Russian time is the dirtiest form of natural gas in the world"

The everlasting Anglo-Saxon habit, to lie always, everywhere and about everything. Maybe it meant "mental mud"? like Russian gas is polluted by "Putin's totalitarianism", in contrast to American gas, with "molecules of freedom." Here.