"Unusual adversary": the crew of a nuclear submarine of the US Navy faced an invasion of bedbugs

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The American press publishes materials about unexpected problems that the crew of the USS Connecticut submarine of the Seawolf project had to face. According to American journalists, referring to the sailors of the US Navy, the crew "have to fight an unusual enemy."

It turns out that the sailors are faced with an infestation of bedbugs. Due to the problems with the appearance of bloodsucking insects on board the nuclear submarine, the submarine had to be temporarily placed in the home port in Washington state in order to carry out disinfestation measures.



In the reports of the American media it is said that initially the crew of the nuclear submarine did not attach serious importance to the appearance of bedbugs on board. But then the problem began to grow clearly. Moreover, the first cases of bites, as it turns out, were identified a year ago.

The first material on this topic appeared in the Navy Times. Then there were articles that the spread of bedbugs aboard a US Navy submarine could interfere with planned patrols in the oceans.

It was explained to the naval sailors that the problem is, in fact, serious, since bedbug bites can cause not only a strong allergic reaction, but also become the cause of the spread of various kinds of diseases. The danger of this clearly increases when it comes to enclosed spaces. It is difficult to imagine a more closed room than a submarine during a campaign (perhaps a spaceship).

The command of the US Navy said that they care about the health of the sailors and are taking measures to combat insects on board the submarine.
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  1. +26
    11 March 2021 07: 16
    Yeah! On a boat filled with bugs, hardly any of the sailors would want to serve. They will shy away from her as from the plague.
    1. +6
      11 March 2021 07: 34
      Quote: Tatiana
      Yeah! On a boat filled with bugs, hardly any of the sailors would want to serve. They will shy away from her as from the plague.

      request No words ... No.
      It is difficult even to imagine that with such wassat , in a peaceful and prosperous time, you can face, especially where (?!?!), in the "holy of holies" - "the stronghold of everything and everyone" - the USA ...
      1. +6
        11 March 2021 08: 06
        Quote: Insurgent
        It is difficult even to imagine that such wassat, in a peaceful and prosperous time, can be encountered

        And in the "X-Files" they warned! Only there weren't really bugs, but it doesn't matter! laughing
        1. +4
          11 March 2021 08: 44
          https://youtu.be/CDwsRK-Z3HM
          1. +11
            11 March 2021 12: 00
            Let them feel how it is to invade where you are not needed from the word at all, Americans are the same bugs only on the whole planet, and not in a boat. Here too, pest control would not hurt.
            1. +3
              11 March 2021 16: 12
              They have more bedbugs of all kinds and different mutants, no matter what one poison they take - on submarines, ships, planes, helicopters and military bases.
              1. +2
                11 March 2021 16: 23
                Quote: Vadim237
                More bugs for them

                be afraid of your desires - the Americans will spread it all over the world!
                1. +1
                  11 March 2021 22: 28
                  These bugs will not tolerate returning back to America - the main diet of Americans.
                2. -3
                  11 March 2021 22: 32
                  To us recently, genetics have created beetles that will exterminate Colorado beetles. The first tests are scheduled for the summer of this year, for the beginning they will release 3000 beetles into experimental fields - we can say a start has been made.
                  1. +4
                    12 March 2021 07: 58
                    Quote: Vadim237
                    Recently, geneticists have created beetles that will exterminate the Colorado beetles. The first tests are scheduled for this summer, to begin with the release of 3000 beetles into experimental fields - we can say a start has been made.

                    And when this mutant beetle is done with the Colorado, what kind of food will he switch to? belay
                    1. 0
                      12 March 2021 13: 32
                      Quote: Insurgent
                      And when this mutant beetle is done with the Coloradas, what food will he switch to?

                      For dill.
        2. +4
          11 March 2021 10: 25
          And to sell them a couple of tons of dust,)))))) let them pickle their boat. It's a joke, but if they want to ..?
          Now, seriously, this is a big problem, getting rid of bedbugs, especially on a large ship, where there are many nooks and crannies.
          But let them scratch themselves, maybe they will still ask for dust.
          :-))))).
        3. +1
          11 March 2021 13: 06
          the crew of the USS Connecticut submarine of the "Seawolf" project had to collide

          And the photo was attached to the USS New Hampshire Virginia class nuclear submarine hi
          1. -1
            12 March 2021 00: 47
            laughing About dust it is correct. And scratching is good for them. In general, it is surprising that this is possible on a modern ship. Now they will claim that Russian bedbugs were delivered to them on the personal order of Putin lol
        4. +3
          11 March 2021 13: 40
          Pubic "bugs"? ...)))
        5. +2
          11 March 2021 15: 22
          Quote: Vladimir_2U
          Quote: Insurgent
          It is difficult even to imagine that such wassat, in a peaceful and prosperous time, can be encountered

          And in the "X-Files" they warned! Only there weren't really bugs, but it doesn't matter! laughing

          Bedbugs are the scourge of New York. It was even ridiculed in "The Simpsons", probably a sofa was nailed from there.
        6. +4
          11 March 2021 19: 07
          - Aren't you worried about the yeti?
          -It is necessary to wash more often. (C) DMB.
      2. +11
        11 March 2021 08: 28
        Quote: Insurgent
        stronghold of everything and everyone "- USA ...

        And bedbugs are a common occurrence for the United States, dwellings there made of sticks and plywood are just the right habitat for these bloodsuckers.
        1. +8
          11 March 2021 08: 39
          "Unusual adversary": the crew of a nuclear submarine of the US Navy faced an invasion of bedbugs

          Isn't this the hand of Moscow? feel It's time for Biden to blame Russian entomologists for what happened and impose sanctions on them laughing
          1. +17
            11 March 2021 08: 45
            Yes, and we, under this news, need to demand in the UN a ban on the entry of American ships into foreign ports as carriers of infection and infectious diseases.
            It is not a fact that the UN will support the resolution, but a certain residue will remain Yes
        2. Mwg
          +1
          11 March 2021 17: 02
          "... there are dwellings made of sticks and plywood ..." - fecal-dendral construction technology)))))
      3. +10
        11 March 2021 08: 37
        Quote: Insurgent
        It is even difficult to imagine that you can face such a thing, in a peaceful and prosperous time, especially where (?!?!), In the "holy of holies" - "the stronghold of everything and everyone" - the USA ...

        Uncle Sam's children need to simply wash and change their underwear. Bedbugs, lice - it's all from the dirt.
        1. +11
          11 March 2021 08: 48
          hi Less on port bardels, on calls to rest you have to hang around! Save money on women with low social responsibility is not necessary.
          1. +3
            11 March 2021 09: 11
            Quote: tralflot1832
            Less by port brothels

            Especially in Africa and Thailand.
            1. +1
              11 March 2021 09: 17
              In Namibia, Russian sailors were not deprived of the attention of white, normal women. Many have tied their fate with them and do not regret it.
              1. +1
                11 March 2021 09: 27
                Quote: tralflot1832
                In Namibia, Russian sailors were not deprived of the attention of white, normal women. Many have tied their fate with them and do not regret it.

                What's true is true. Just like in Cape Town.
                1. 0
                  11 March 2021 09: 32
                  Unfortunately, he did not visit Cape Town, which means he did not work in the trawl fleet! But in Walvis Bay there were many beauties in the police bar.
                  1. 0
                    11 March 2021 09: 40
                    Quote: tralflot1832
                    Unfortunately, I did not visit Cape Town, which means I did not work in the deep fleet! But in Walvis Bay there were many beauties in the police bar.

                    Ours work there, an English company bought our "monsund", and then BATs and transport, and they still work. So, some have families there, already children are adults. And Bey is something ...!
                    1. 0
                      11 March 2021 10: 18
                      In trawl fleet 2, the navigator with the OOPS made a dizzying career there, he started with a representative and ended up as a millionaire, whose opinion was listened to by the government of Namibia.
                      1. +2
                        11 March 2021 10: 57
                        Quote: tralflot1832
                        Didn't the Desert Rose work at the Pulkovo Meridian?

                        No, I worked there in the mid-90s at the "Aino" mall for about a year. But these trawlers were under our crewing.
              2. +5
                11 March 2021 09: 34
                Quote: tralflot1832
                In Namibia, Russian sailors were not deprived of the attention of white, normal women. Many have tied their fate with them and do not regret it.

                So where in Namibia can there be white muzhukov when there are only African-Africans or Negroes in Russian? laughing It is only in German films about plumbers that white women stick to blacks, but in real life it’s not like in a movie.
                1. +1
                  11 March 2021 11: 03
                  Quote: Captain45
                  It is only in German films about plumbers that white women stick to blacks, but in real life it’s not like in a movie.

                  Cinema is not life, in life in those places the relationship is much stricter.
              3. Alf
                +1
                11 March 2021 16: 11
                Quote: tralflot1832
                Many have tied their fate with them and do not regret it.

                Who has no regrets, sailors or women? laughing
                1. 0
                  11 March 2021 16: 47
                  In one very terrible case, a sailor as a result of a terrorist attack, then 6 or 8 Russian sailors died, was left without limbs, during the treatment the nurse fell in love with him. After sending him to Russia, she went after him and married her beloved, and took her happiness to Namibia. So not only Russian women can perform a feat for the sake of their love.
                  1. Alf
                    +1
                    11 March 2021 16: 50
                    Quote: tralflot1832
                    In one very terrible case, a sailor as a result of a terrorist attack, then 6 or 8 Russian sailors died, was left without limbs, during the treatment the nurse fell in love with him. After sending him to Russia, she went after him and married her beloved, and took her happiness to Namibia. So not only Russian women can perform a feat for the sake of their love.

                    Lucky man.
                  2. 0
                    12 March 2021 13: 47
                    Quote: tralflot1832
                    and took her happiness to Namibia

                    It's not really a feat.
                    Waters if Russia remained, then yes, it would be a feat.
          2. +1
            11 March 2021 10: 41
            This is a gift to them from Ukrainian fallen women ...
          3. Alf
            +2
            11 March 2021 16: 10
            Quote: tralflot1832
            It is not necessary to save money on women with low social responsibility.

            Do you suggest going to higher paying brothels? So the bugs there will be the same, but "elite". laughing
            1. 0
              11 March 2021 16: 50
              There are more likely to be bedbugs recruited and stuffed.
      4. +3
        11 March 2021 09: 04
        So the bugs are also probably ... "Exceptional" "
        1. +3
          11 March 2021 10: 16
          Quote: 210ox
          So the bugs are also probably ... "Exceptional" "

          Let's just say "Unusual". To exterminate them, you need to flood the submarine along with the bugs.
        2. +1
          11 March 2021 11: 54
          The color of the bugs is not mentioned. And if we mention that they are the same color as part of the American population, then the defenders of this living creature will immediately be found, the topic of racial discrimination will rise, and so on. And who the hell will touch these bugs.
          1. Alf
            +1
            11 March 2021 16: 13
            Quote: Bad_gr
            the topic of racial discrimination and so on will rise.

            Black bags lives matter.
      5. +2
        11 March 2021 09: 04
        Quote: Insurgent
        Quote: Tatiana
        Yeah! On a boat filled with bugs, hardly any of the sailors would want to serve. They will shy away from her as from the plague.

        request No words ... No.
        It is difficult even to imagine that with such wassat , in a peaceful and prosperous time, you can face, especially where (?!?!), in the "holy of holies" - "the stronghold of everything and everyone" - the USA ...

        Duc one of the sailors and brought the bugs to the submarine. With myself, with my personal belongings.
        The USA is a country where rats are chased through the streets and it does not shock anyone. And the bugs in the houses and even more so.
        Have come.
        More will come next.
        1. +4
          11 March 2021 16: 47
          it is worth adding that walking at home there and wearing shoes is the norm.
          usually it is clean there, but still the shoes carry the infection no worse than rats.
      6. +1
        11 March 2021 09: 12
        Quote: Insurgent
        in a peaceful and prosperous time, you can face

        In student dormitories, this was, alas, a common thing ...

        I have not met in the army ...
      7. +1
        11 March 2021 19: 36
        Quote: Insurgent
        It is even difficult to imagine that such a wassat, in a peaceful and prosperous time, can be encountered, especially where (?!?!), In the "holy of holies" - "the stronghold of everything and everyone" - the USA ...

        =========
        Inspired by:

        - So he sits in the hotel, feeds the bugs ...
        - Bedbugs ?! Great person! Master! And bedbugs ?!
        - That they, sir, do not make out who is the master and who is not the master.

        lol
    2. +13
      11 March 2021 07: 43
      hardly any of the sailors will want to serve


      They do not serve on a boat, but in a crew. It will be necessary to take the ship, they will.
      The conning tower will be battened down. Everyone except the watch will remain on the pier. Throw a special smoke grenade. The watch will naturally be included in the respiratory protection equipment. After the allotted time, ventilate into the atmosphere and prepare scoops. Sweep away the corpses.
      And they won't get on board with food, by the way, like cockroaches. Someone "clean" was found from the crew. And off we go.

      I did not come across bedbugs, but cockroaches .... We had these. In the cabin you will draw small "fences" - prepare a scoop in the morning.
      1. +6
        11 March 2021 07: 58
        Quote: Podvodnik
        The conning tower will be battened down. Everyone except the watch will remain on the pier. Throw a special smoke grenade. The watch will naturally be included in the respiratory protection equipment. After the allotted time, ventilate into the atmosphere and prepare scoops. Sweep away the corpses.

        And why then the sailors were tortured for so long - a whole year - if it is so easy to take out bedbugs on a submarine ?! Some kind of masochism!
        And how many of this bug living creature the sailors, going ashore, generously dragged themselves home and into the barracks ?!
        1. +8
          11 March 2021 08: 36
          Bedbugs are living creatures of bedding, they most often nag on mattresses, sofas, it is quite difficult to detect. If you throw away the old sofa with bedbugs, they can drag it back home. laughing Also, bites from ignorance are difficult to spot. It is incredibly difficult to destroy this creature, from dichlorvos it seems to go crazy.
          1. +3
            11 March 2021 10: 28
            Quote: Free Wind
            It is incredibly difficult to destroy this creature, from dichlorvos it seems to go crazy.

            Karbofos it, karbofos! smile
            When the bugs came from the next apartment through the socket, we only saved ourselves with karbofos. True, the smell of it was felt for several more years.
            1. Alf
              0
              11 March 2021 16: 17
              Quote: Alexey RA
              bugs came from a neighboring apartment through an outlet,

              Electrician bugs?
              1. +1
                11 March 2021 17: 56
                Quote: Alf
                Electrician bugs?

                Eccentric electricians: a through hole in the wall for sockets for two adjacent apartments. The neighbors' TV could be heard through it just fine. smile
                1. +2
                  12 March 2021 00: 17
                  Quote: Alexey RA
                  The neighbors' TV could be heard through it

                  There were cases when people paid for the neighbor's TV for years. More precisely, for the fact that this outlet is connected ...
            2. 0
              12 March 2021 15: 16
              The same story was) from neighbors) What they didn’t persecute during the year, they appeared again. And dichlorvos and karbofos and all sorts of advertised drugs ... Only Phenaxin powder helped)
        2. +1
          11 March 2021 12: 17
          Quote: Tatiana
          And why then the sailors were tortured for so long - a whole year - if it is so easy to take out bedbugs on a submarine ?!

          The fact is that the bugs living on the submarine, as befits submariners, eventually acquired respiratory protective equipment, and also mastered leaving the emergency ship through the TA.
      2. +14
        11 March 2021 08: 06
        Quote: Podvodnik
        Sweep away the corpses

        Watchmen? belay
        1. +4
          11 March 2021 08: 29
          Quote: Nikolaevich I
          Quote: Podvodnik
          Sweep away the corpses

          Watchmen? belay

          laughing good
          1. +1
            11 March 2021 09: 09
            What am I? Yes, I do not care ... this is Podvodnika "thank" it is necessary! Yes
        2. 0
          11 March 2021 09: 37
          Quote: Nikolaevich I
          Quote: Podvodnik
          Sweep away the corpses

          Watchmen?

          It would be nice to carry out such a disinfection at the Pentagon, so that then with a broom - zip and you're done laughing
          1. Alf
            0
            11 March 2021 16: 17
            Quote: Captain45
            Quote: Nikolaevich I
            Quote: Podvodnik
            Sweep away the corpses

            Watchmen?

            It would be nice to carry out such a disinfection at the Pentagon, so that then with a broom - zip and you're done laughing

            There, a special broom is needed, a couple of megatons.
        3. +1
          11 March 2021 18: 19
          ... Watchmen?


          The watch is alive. Where will it go. We used the IP-6 gas mask.
      3. +3
        11 March 2021 08: 41
        Quote: Podvodnik
        They do not serve on a boat, but in a carriage.

        If so, scrupulously and meticulously, then they serve in the navy (in the army), and in this particular case - Nuclear submarine, crew , this is the duty station.
      4. 0
        11 March 2021 08: 42
        Quote: Podvodnik
        I did not come across bedbugs, but cockroaches .... We had these. In the cabin you will draw small "fences" - prepare a scoop in the morning.

        Cockroaches, although harmless, got into the soup, spat it out, bites into a bug, does not let him sleep.
        1. +1
          11 March 2021 10: 17
          Not. You don't even wake up when he bites. But then! ... Then you find on yourself "tracks" of bites that itch terribly. I ran into them once. I very much regretted this experience.
          1. 0
            11 March 2021 10: 51
            Quote: Leader of the Redskins
            I ran into them once. I very much regretted this experience.

            This is also an experience, now you can share it with the people. Although American bedbugs bite more painfully.
    3. Cry
      +3
      11 March 2021 08: 56
      But an excellent incubator of biological infection.
    4. +1
      11 March 2021 12: 34
      Quote: Tatiana
      Yeah! On a boat filled with bugs, hardly any of the sailors would want to serve. They will shy away from her as from the plague.

      This is Russia's secret weapon, 100: the hand of the Kremlin laughing laughing
  2. +31
    11 March 2021 07: 17
    The Law of Attraction says - like attracts like.
    They (bloodsuckers) found each other.
    1. +6
      11 March 2021 08: 44
      Strange, but infection does not stick to infection.
      Or (as Oh Henry said) - "Soul Mates"?
  3. +11
    11 March 2021 07: 30
    New bacteriological weapons ... what scoundrel brought a test tube with bedbugs to a submarine ... who should be sanctioned now?
    1. +5
      11 March 2021 07: 33
      They could bring them in any suitcase along with their personal belongings.

      "New York was ranked 6th on the list of cities with the most bed bugs"
      https://yandex.ru/turbo/usa.one/s/2019/01/nyu-jork-zanyal-6-mesto-v-spiske-gorodov-lidiruyushhix-po-kolichestvu-postelnyx-klopov/
      1. +6
        11 March 2021 07: 45
        They could bring them in any suitcase along with their personal belongings.

        Well, why carry a suitcase of bedbugs ... smile you can give a submariner any thing with bedbugs ... well, in general, this topic is rather interesting for saboteurs ... contactless and unconventional methods and ways of incapacitating the crews of the Navy.
        Together with bedbugs, you can slip cockroaches, spiders, larvae and other insect animals with certain properties ... ugh, as I imagine, I don't even want to think.
        1. +6
          11 March 2021 07: 52
          Quote: Lech from Android.
          Well, why drag a suitcase of bedbugs ... smile

          This could have been done by someone by accident, simply by dragging it on clothes from home. Or the "loving" wife decided to take revenge laughing
          Quote: Lech from Android.
          you can give any item with bedbugs to a submariner ...

          Americans are proud of the facts of their history when they poisoned Indians with smallpox-infected gift blankets. Famous history and example to follow laughing
          1. +7
            11 March 2021 08: 22
            Quote: Cube123
            Or the "loving" wife decided to take revenge

            A "loving" wife is more likely to take revenge on a trumpet! (Is it possible that after some time such a message will appear from the USA ... about the invasion of a trumpet on a submarine? belay )
            1. +5
              11 March 2021 08: 58
              Quote: Nikolaevich I
              ! (Is it possible that after some time such a message will appear from the USA ... about the invasion of a trapper on a submarine?)

              In the presence of homosexual crews - I can easily imagine this laughing
          2. +2
            11 March 2021 08: 22
            Quote: Cube123
            Americans are proud of the facts of their history when they poisoned Indians with smallpox-infected gift blankets.

            So the Indians took revenge.
          3. -8
            11 March 2021 08: 26
            When was it and where? The first to be vaccinated against smallpox was steel in the 1800s. before that, smallpox was fatal to everyone, without exception. Secondly, not in North America. and in the south, blankets are not particularly needed, in the third, not the British, but the Spaniards with the Portuguese. and not with smallpox but with the flu, and not specially infected. Well, the Indians awarded the Europeans something, for example, gonorrhea.
        2. +3
          11 March 2021 07: 57
          Quote: Lech from Android.
          They could bring them in any suitcase along with their personal belongings.

          Well, why carry a suitcase of bedbugs ... smile you can give a submariner any thing with bedbugs ... well, in general, this topic is rather interesting for saboteurs ... contactless and unconventional methods and ways of incapacitating the crews of the Navy.
          Together with bedbugs, you can slip cockroaches, spiders, larvae and other insect animals with certain properties ... ugh, as I imagine, I don't even want to think.

          Better yet, with a scabies mite laughing
          1. +2
            11 March 2021 09: 45
            Quote: Sayan
            Better yet, with a scabies mite

            Ranevskaya is credited with the phrase: "The best disease is scabies, the more you scratch, the more you want!" And Viktor Stepanych said: "If your hands are itching, scratch it in another place!", And in relation to bedbugs, he is: "And who to ask, I ask you? These are there, those are here, and those are still no one ... "
      2. +2
        11 March 2021 08: 44
        Quote: Cube123
        "New York was ranked 6th on the list of cities with the most bed bugs"

        They don’t want to wash, they don’t wash their clothes, here’s democracy.
      3. 0
        11 March 2021 15: 13
        Who counted and how?
    2. +5
      11 March 2021 07: 41
      ... who should be sanctioned now?

      As for whom, for the Russian hackers, it is they who are to blame. laughing
      1. +4
        11 March 2021 08: 00
        Quote: Dimy4
        ... who should be sanctioned now?

        How to whom, to Russian hackers

        This is already in the past, this is already shallow. Terrible Russian entomologists-saboteurs enter the battlefield.
    3. +6
      11 March 2021 07: 48
      Quote: Lech from Android.
      who now

      Petrov and Basharov! Bedbugs "Novichok-2"!
    4. +3
      11 March 2021 08: 36
      Against Skolkovo. This is our know-how - a swarm of controlled bugs. They are controlled directly from Skolkovo. You can't take them with a saber, only explosives. So let them break their heads now. laughing
      1. +1
        11 March 2021 08: 46
        You’re not kidding ... it’s not exactly an hour it will be.
        Dutch developers have created an ultra-small aircraft light, almost like fluff - 3 grams. This weight contained everything necessary for the flight and even an on-board video camera.


        https://www.popmech.ru/technologies/7910-mukha-pochti-iskusstvennoe-nasekomoe/
        There are also cyborg insects on the way ...
        1. +1
          11 March 2021 10: 30
          Quote: Lech from Android.
          There are also cyborg insects on the way ...

          The "Fifth Element", however ... smile
  4. +6
    11 March 2021 07: 55
    They give ... Queue for lice?
    1. +2
      11 March 2021 08: 25
      Quote: Avis
      Queue for lice?

      No ... for the praying mantises! They eat bedbugs ...
      1. +3
        11 March 2021 09: 25
        The submarine is a small planet and must have a complete set of biosphere: "people", bugs, praying mantises, ..., crocodiles, hippos, ...
  5. +3
    11 March 2021 08: 03
    Putin sent, one hundred percent!
  6. +4
    11 March 2021 08: 15
    This is just the beginning. laughing
  7. +5
    11 March 2021 08: 18
    It turns out that the sailors are faced with an invasion of bedbugs

    Did you examine bedbugs under a microscope? Can they all be in caps with a matching badge?
  8. -1
    11 March 2021 08: 44
    On "Germans" like Pushkin and "Poles" like Leskov, rats and cockroaches were crew members, but bugs !!! fool With BATs of the Gorizont type and RTMSk of the Moodzund type, only dogs, cats and monkeys were made from livestock on the steamer.
  9. 0
    11 March 2021 08: 57
    New strategic weapon - "axes with small but tenacious")
    1. +1
      11 March 2021 09: 47
      Quote: Konstantin Gogolev
      New strategic weapon - "axes with small but tenacious")

      "Small bug, but smelly" (c) movie "They fought for the Motherland"
  10. +1
    11 March 2021 09: 00
    What if these are drones sent by bugs? wassat
  11. 0
    11 March 2021 09: 08
    The crew of a nuclear submarine in the US Navy faced an infestation of bedbugs, as well as a shortage of toilet paper. Fighting readiness is bad. And again Russia will be to blame
  12. +1
    11 March 2021 09: 10
    In the confrontation between Russian and American submariners, for the side of goodness and peacefulness, a third irresistible force intervened - the bugs !!! goodAs long as they don't press the red button with their paws, the radiation will affect them, they will turn into "Aliens" and the crew will be expelled through torpedo tubes. They will send the money for the script in barrels to Hollywood. laughing
  13. +1
    11 March 2021 09: 26
    Our hackers brought it in, Biden saw it himself! It's time to announce sanctions ............. laughing laughing laughing
  14. +2
    11 March 2021 09: 44
    For some reason I remembered the film "Formula of Love":
    - The carriage broke down, the blacksmith is on the run, so he sits in the Vasilievskaya hotel, feeding the bugs.
    - Bedbugs? Great man, master - and bedbugs?
    So they, sir, do not make out who is the master and who is not the master.
    Therefore, they don't care about "exceptional" bites (Americans) or mere mortals.
  15. +1
    11 March 2021 10: 26
    Negroes here for you and anti sanitation, indecent diseases and other things that accompany a feral person
    xOxland an example of how you can degrade from space exploration to heating houses with Shaveks
  16. +1
    11 March 2021 10: 36
    Well, these are their scoundrels lol let them serve wassat
  17. 0
    11 March 2021 10: 40
    It’s strange, as long as they don’t shout that this invasion was provoked by Russian hackers or an embedded Putinist carrier ..
  18. +1
    11 March 2021 11: 40
    what
    Well what can you say ?! The presence of bedbugs and cockroaches is a sign of a low hygiene culture.
    They still lacked a heap of dysentery. Then the proud atomic "Sea Wolf" will be demoted to
    "diesel-powered", and the sailors will be called: "diesels". lol
  19. +1
    11 March 2021 15: 47
    The only nuclear submarine in the world where submariners breathe a cognac atmosphere.
  20. 0
    11 March 2021 17: 26
    DDT poison people. Better karbofos (though it is vanyuchy), but the bugs will go to another boat. This is exactly  laughing
  21. +3
    11 March 2021 17: 28
    Launch a colony of ginger ants. After they kill the bugs, send the black forest ants to destroy the red ones. Then launch the anteater. Fun and environmentally friendly. laughing
  22. +1
    11 March 2021 17: 33
    What really brings me out in all American films is when they walk into the house from the street and lie on the bed with their boots on.

    And when they explain to me that “their streets are clean!” I persistently say: Pigs!

    In general, I was right! Bedbugs and their eggs die in 40 minutes at a temperature of + 50 degrees Celsius, as there in theirs degrees HZ. Just start heating to maximum, and drive the team ashore. At 50 degrees, nothing in the boat should die except for bedbugs. laughing
  23. 0
    12 March 2021 09: 46
    These are the nanorobots of Putin V.V. And they have not yet reached laughing
  24. 0
    12 March 2021 13: 41
    what thread the black man from "will" brought
  25. -1
    14 March 2021 02: 29
    A separate bedbug regiment was awarded the rank of Guards for the successful completion of a combat mission.