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Madonna Riot
It is finished! “A girl with greetings,” as the highly respected subject of Her Majesty Madame Louise Veronica Chicone was called back in school, got to Russia with her “educational” program. And the Russians got a bright opportunity to see that “hello” and does not think to dissolve from the body and soul of the singer of pre-retirement age. Madonna, as it has recently become fashionable for many Western stars, who have not disdained before (and are not disdaining now) to shine with their primary sexual signs from the stage, began her epochal performance with the support of the group of PR that was surprisingly vigorously promoted recently. The full name of this group will probably not be given, for this may hurt the feelings of people who are able to translate a few words from English into Russian. But in the short name of the group, perhaps, lies the whole point of its creation and existence.
Mrs. Chicone, whose poster has been 13 for years hanging over Ksenia Sobchak’s bed (according to Sobchak’s own Twitter account), decided to pray for the freedom of the girls who organized the Sabbath in the main Orthodox Church of the country. The singer said, the quote: “these three girls did something very brave” (although objective courage is still jumping without panties and with guitars in the main mosque of the city of Grozny), showed a bare back of the torso with an inscription corresponding to the name “PR”, she folded her hands in prayer, reasoned about morality and ethics, and continued her concert in the usual way.
After these TV and language movements of the singer on Twitter of a well-known Russian politician who is in the rank of Deputy Prime Minister of the Government, the following character appeared: “Each former b. with age tends to read lectures on morality to everyone. Especially during foreign tours and tours. ” Liberal comrades immediately began to respond to the Russian politician: they say, hear, you are your hands off Madonna, she is a star!
But the fact is that there was no mention of Madonna in the tweet by Deputy Prime Minister Rogozin. This stereotype needs to be built, - Rogozin himself hints, - that under the word “the former b ...” the image of the singer Madonna immediately comes to the mind of many citizens. Apparently, the work of the singer for many (and for herself), indeed, long ago faded into the background, and in the first place is the same pr of international scale.
By the way, if Dmitry Rogozin mentioned the word with the letter “b” outwardly irrespective of anyone, then here is a person who is incredibly far from the sphere of the Russian military industrial complex, but close to Madonna’s activities, Sir Elton John, so directly and said that his career Madonna's finished, because she (the singer) has finally turned into a quote: "a damn fair stripper." It was also said last week. In general, the real war in the fields of global show business ...
He added powder to the fire also by the deputy of the St. Petersburg Legislative Assembly Milon, who intends to sue Chicona for violating the law banning the propaganda of homosexuality during his concert in the Northern capital. And the members of the Parental Control organization wrote an application for Madonna to the St. Petersburg police. Obviously, now the screenwriters of such films as “Streets of Broken Lanterns”, “Deadly Force”, etc. have a chance to release at least a couple more seasons of their films, in which Dukalisa, “Casanova” and “Mukhomori” will operatively come close to Madonna and “sew” new things to her ...
Generally, Madonna Riot - not otherwise…
Sarkozy plays in Napoleon
Apparently, realizing that judicial issues related to how billions of dollars from the Gadhafi family turned out to be in the background during one of the presidential campaigns in the hands of Mr. Nicolas Sarkozy, the French ex-president decided to remind himself. Spreading feathers and opening the beak, Sarkozy suddenly made a very sharp criticism of the position of the current French President Francois Hollande. Criticism is related to the fact that Hollande “criminally stays inactive” on the Syrian issue. Sarkozy literally demands from Hollande to order the troops to strike at Syria in order to overthrow Bashar al-Assad. Like, you need to be tougher with respect to the Syrian regime.
Apparently, Sarkozy hints at his rampant rigidity, shown in terms of the bombing of Libya. But if so, then the ex-president does not take into account one significant factor: he gave orders for the bombing of Libya to bury information about the financing of his presidential campaign from Muammar Gaddafi ... But Francois Hollande, apparently, from Bashar Assad I did not receive any money for personal victory in the elections, and therefore Nicolas’s impulsive zeal for new bombings is not very clear to him.
Sarkozy himself obviously does not want to remain the only French president of the newest time, who gave the order to bomb the peaceful cities of another state, because this was one of the factors behind his loss to Hollande in the presidential election. The people of France could not forgive Sarkozy that instead of solving social problems inside his country, he decided to let fog in the form of a war with an “anti-democratic regime”.
But Hollande, obviously, is not going to swallow the Sarkozy bait, and his position on aggression against Syria, and even bypassing UN Security Council resolutions, remains more than restrained.
By the way, during the presidency of Sarkozy, there was practically no talk about the “bloody Assad regime”. On the contrary, Nicolas, a friend of all Syrians and Libyans, cheerfully welcomed Bashar al-Assad (as well as Muammar Gaddafi, by the way) and promised him his support. Either after the defeat at the elections, Sarkozy felt all the “bloodyness” of the Syrian regime, or the desire to put a pig Hollande so actively manifested by the ex-president is not certain. But another thing is clear - the former owner of the Champs Elysees decided to demonstrate Napoleonic character (they are almost the same in growth with Bonaparte, but the similarities end there).
If so, then it is time for Francois Hollande to consult with Her Majesty Elizabeth II on how things are now on St. Helena (the island is British, and the valley of Napoleon’s burial is French) - are there free numbers for the overly active former French politicians ... It is said that there are many places, so Sarkozy must either be tied up with Bonapartism, or start packing his bags in advance.
General "from the next world"
Last week, the fighters of the so-called Free Syrian Army (SSA) declared that they had succeeded in a sort of Syrian blitzkrieg against the Russian general, himself, along with his translator. This general Vladimir Kodzhiev, according to the Syrian militants, was engaged in consultations in the military department controlled by Bashar Assad. In the video, which was spread by the militants, one of their leaders shouts out words that he is ready to personally “strangle Russian serpents”, who provide “support to the bloody regime”.
After the appearance of news about the "destruction" of Kodzhiev on the Arab channel Al-Arabiya, which, as you can see, is well versed in Russian generals, Russia began to look for information about the presence of such a person in the ranks of the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation. It turned out that there is no general Kodzhiev in Russia, and in the foreseeable past was not, but there is a military retiree by the name of Kouzheev. Vladimir Petrovich Kuzheev, a retired general of the Russian army, after information about his “murder” in Syria, was forced to meet with journalists and present himself as a living and healthy person on the territory of Russia to the public. And everyone, really, was convinced of the integrity and safety of a retired Russian soldier ...
But if Kuzheev is in Moscow, then whom did the Syrian militants liquidate? The fact is that there was no liquidation, in fact. There was only the discovery of some documents addressed to V.P. Kuzheev, preserved in the Syrian archives. General Kuzheev, indeed, worked for some time in Syria as a military adviser in terms of training officer personnel, but he moved to Russia before the riots began in the Syrian Arab Republic.
Obviously, after the Syrian opposition found archival information about the Russian general Kouzheev who worked in Syria, they needed a clowning with the triumphal destruction of the “wrong” general. A show-antre show calling for the destruction of Assad’s Russian accomplices, with more and more constant poking at Kouzheev’s ID, caused an indescribable euphoria in the ranks of militants-democratizers.
In this regard, it is to be expected that in the near future, Syrian militants may "liquidate" other representatives of the Russian Federation on their territory. Perhaps, soon, some Al-Jazeera with Al-Arabia will provide us with materials about the “liquidation” in Syria of some people with names like Sir Dyukov and Mac Arow. So all Russians with consonant data should prepare an alibi in advance, confirming that they have recently not bought hot tours to the Syrian Republic and did not sunbathe on the sun-drenched Syrian beaches under the portraits of Bashar al-Assad ...
"I have to learn on a foreign planet ..."
It would seem that the Russian legislative body is on vacation and is just preparing to write an essay on the topic “How I spent the summer”. But in fact, the legislative industry is boiling like water in a kettle left on an outstanding slab. In particular, last week there was information about a new legislative initiative, which aims to ban the education of children of Russian state employees outside the Russian Federation.
Citizens! This is what happens: do the children of the most advanced Russian class - the class of officials - now have to learn along with the offspring of ordinary Russians in ordinary Russian MGU, MGIMO, MIPT and other non-state universities. But this is arbitrariness, and only! Not for this, state officials of their children are produced to give them to the mercy of Russian teachers Ivanvanich and Marivanna ...
This is how much money British, French and American higher education institutions can receive less if the children of Russian officials stay in Russia? Only parking near the universities is missing dozens of pink “Bentley” and purple “Maybachs” donated by Russian officials to their children on the day of their successful admission to Western universities.
It would seem that this is a situation that is close to a critical one, but still the authors of the bill leave children with a chance for the officials. The fact is that if a bureaucratic child is recognized as talented, then it can receive a grant to study abroad. And is it worth doubting that all the polls of children of civil servants of our country are utterly talented. Well, it can not be so that on a child of a talented deputy or minister nature rested. Can not! Each son and each daughter of an official in Russia is already by definition a person more than talented, and therefore to receive a grant for foreign education for such a child is to spit ... If necessary, the children of civil servants will give 146 points to the USE, which, without a doubt, open the way for them to some Oxford ...
Phew ... Well, if so, then the stone fell from the soul. This means that Western universities may not dismantle campus rooms with golden toilet bowls and sofas covered with anaconda leather. It means that the damned Western capitalism will not completely perish, because bureaucratic children with Russian passports will come and demonstrate what Russian patriotism is with rhinestones on the national flag ...
Space junk
No sooner had two regular Russian satellites, Telkom-3 and Express-MD2, in “normal mode” could reach the designated orbit, they did not have time to die out that the Roskosmos leaders should either be hung up with heel corns, or sent to the search for extraterrestrial civilizations under its own power, as our space industry decided to support in a peculiar way the American "partners".
So that the Russian side is not far ahead in terms of failed launches, NASA's Morpheus landing module decided to explode during its test flight. NASA spokeswoman Laura Lichtenberger said that all previous tests of Morpheus were more than successful, but this time one of the instruments failed.
It is worth recalling that the American landing module was planned to be used for landing missions to Mars and the Moon.
It seems to be a disaster of spacecraft, both in our country and in the United States. It seems that the reaction should be similar, but it was not there. Americans listened to Mrs. Lichtenberger, remembered insurance and their contracts, and began to correct the mistakes made. We, as usual, went the other way: Prime Minister Medvedev decided to take the floor and declare that he needed to urgently find those responsible for the launch failure. Medvedev in particular said, quote: "proposals must be received, whom to punish ..."
The overwhelming majority supported the idea that there is a certain person who played the role of space Fantômas and disrupted the flight of Russian satellites.
Guided by these words, there is no doubt that those responsible for the unsuccessful launch of a ship with two satellites on board will be found in the near future.
On this account it is worth trying to make some predictions. The guilty party will surely include a welder from one of the production enterprises working under the patronage of Roskosmos. This welder, apparently guided by destructive motives, undercooked the most important seam, as a result of which the satellites did not reach the desired orbit. Obviously, the commission will conclude that the “destructive welder” studied under the “destructive” Soviet educational program, and therefore the educational standards of primary and secondary vocational education need to be urgently upgraded, removing hours of physics, mathematics and vocational training altogether and adding more lessons to physical education and life support ... Among those guilty, there may be technical equipment, which was poorly wiped by “Mr. Propper” satellites before launching them into outer space, which thwarted the plans of Roscosmos. Well, and since, according to tradition, there should be three guilty ones, the third one is, most likely, a certain deputy of a certain head of a certain department who will play the role of Fuchs, the famous hero of the “Golden Calf” ...
Rockets in the bay
This week there was information that the United States continued to deploy a missile defense system in the Persian Gulf. Well, finally - one can say about this ... And then, you know, they are going to fight the Iranian regime, and they are trying to deploy anti-missiles either in Romania or in the Norwegian fjords. Finally, one of the American government officials saw on the world map that it was somewhat far from the Norwegian fjords and Bucharest suburbs to the presidential palace of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Here you can only be happy for American "partners". A geography lesson learned on solid "Satisfaction"!
Well, this is just one thing. On the other hand, if the Americans start deploying the next segment of the missile defense system in the Persian Gulf area after the European attempts, and then go towards Southeast Asia, then tourists from different countries of the world will have to travel the world much more carefully. You just judge: wherever you spit - everywhere American anti-missiles are stuck - you will think, distract, and inadvertently kick one of them and catch on. And this already, no less than nothing, an unplanned launch — a world scandal, Barak and Hillary will have to make excuses that these inattentive tourists stepped on the start button, and the White House and the State Department have nothing to do with it.
Therefore, all people who are preparing to travel the world, you need to give advice: even on the rides in Gorky Park or any Saudi Arabia or the UAE, be careful and careful. After all, here, between the swings and the carousels, an anti-missile can be installed, disguised as another object of the playground. To distinguish it from the usual attraction, you just need to take a closer look at who is in close proximity to it. If this is an old woman - God's dandelion, then boldly allow the children to play, and if an old woman has worn boots on her legs, and a tattoo in English “DMB-2012” is seen on her shoulder, then you better pass by in the direction of an ice cream parlor ...
It is finished! “A girl with greetings,” as the highly respected subject of Her Majesty Madame Louise Veronica Chicone was called back in school, got to Russia with her “educational” program. And the Russians got a bright opportunity to see that “hello” and does not think to dissolve from the body and soul of the singer of pre-retirement age. Madonna, as it has recently become fashionable for many Western stars, who have not disdained before (and are not disdaining now) to shine with their primary sexual signs from the stage, began her epochal performance with the support of the group of PR that was surprisingly vigorously promoted recently. The full name of this group will probably not be given, for this may hurt the feelings of people who are able to translate a few words from English into Russian. But in the short name of the group, perhaps, lies the whole point of its creation and existence.
Mrs. Chicone, whose poster has been 13 for years hanging over Ksenia Sobchak’s bed (according to Sobchak’s own Twitter account), decided to pray for the freedom of the girls who organized the Sabbath in the main Orthodox Church of the country. The singer said, the quote: “these three girls did something very brave” (although objective courage is still jumping without panties and with guitars in the main mosque of the city of Grozny), showed a bare back of the torso with an inscription corresponding to the name “PR”, she folded her hands in prayer, reasoned about morality and ethics, and continued her concert in the usual way.
After these TV and language movements of the singer on Twitter of a well-known Russian politician who is in the rank of Deputy Prime Minister of the Government, the following character appeared: “Each former b. with age tends to read lectures on morality to everyone. Especially during foreign tours and tours. ” Liberal comrades immediately began to respond to the Russian politician: they say, hear, you are your hands off Madonna, she is a star!
But the fact is that there was no mention of Madonna in the tweet by Deputy Prime Minister Rogozin. This stereotype needs to be built, - Rogozin himself hints, - that under the word “the former b ...” the image of the singer Madonna immediately comes to the mind of many citizens. Apparently, the work of the singer for many (and for herself), indeed, long ago faded into the background, and in the first place is the same pr of international scale.
By the way, if Dmitry Rogozin mentioned the word with the letter “b” outwardly irrespective of anyone, then here is a person who is incredibly far from the sphere of the Russian military industrial complex, but close to Madonna’s activities, Sir Elton John, so directly and said that his career Madonna's finished, because she (the singer) has finally turned into a quote: "a damn fair stripper." It was also said last week. In general, the real war in the fields of global show business ...
He added powder to the fire also by the deputy of the St. Petersburg Legislative Assembly Milon, who intends to sue Chicona for violating the law banning the propaganda of homosexuality during his concert in the Northern capital. And the members of the Parental Control organization wrote an application for Madonna to the St. Petersburg police. Obviously, now the screenwriters of such films as “Streets of Broken Lanterns”, “Deadly Force”, etc. have a chance to release at least a couple more seasons of their films, in which Dukalisa, “Casanova” and “Mukhomori” will operatively come close to Madonna and “sew” new things to her ...
Generally, Madonna Riot - not otherwise…
Sarkozy plays in Napoleon
Apparently, realizing that judicial issues related to how billions of dollars from the Gadhafi family turned out to be in the background during one of the presidential campaigns in the hands of Mr. Nicolas Sarkozy, the French ex-president decided to remind himself. Spreading feathers and opening the beak, Sarkozy suddenly made a very sharp criticism of the position of the current French President Francois Hollande. Criticism is related to the fact that Hollande “criminally stays inactive” on the Syrian issue. Sarkozy literally demands from Hollande to order the troops to strike at Syria in order to overthrow Bashar al-Assad. Like, you need to be tougher with respect to the Syrian regime.
Apparently, Sarkozy hints at his rampant rigidity, shown in terms of the bombing of Libya. But if so, then the ex-president does not take into account one significant factor: he gave orders for the bombing of Libya to bury information about the financing of his presidential campaign from Muammar Gaddafi ... But Francois Hollande, apparently, from Bashar Assad I did not receive any money for personal victory in the elections, and therefore Nicolas’s impulsive zeal for new bombings is not very clear to him.
Sarkozy himself obviously does not want to remain the only French president of the newest time, who gave the order to bomb the peaceful cities of another state, because this was one of the factors behind his loss to Hollande in the presidential election. The people of France could not forgive Sarkozy that instead of solving social problems inside his country, he decided to let fog in the form of a war with an “anti-democratic regime”.
But Hollande, obviously, is not going to swallow the Sarkozy bait, and his position on aggression against Syria, and even bypassing UN Security Council resolutions, remains more than restrained.
By the way, during the presidency of Sarkozy, there was practically no talk about the “bloody Assad regime”. On the contrary, Nicolas, a friend of all Syrians and Libyans, cheerfully welcomed Bashar al-Assad (as well as Muammar Gaddafi, by the way) and promised him his support. Either after the defeat at the elections, Sarkozy felt all the “bloodyness” of the Syrian regime, or the desire to put a pig Hollande so actively manifested by the ex-president is not certain. But another thing is clear - the former owner of the Champs Elysees decided to demonstrate Napoleonic character (they are almost the same in growth with Bonaparte, but the similarities end there).
If so, then it is time for Francois Hollande to consult with Her Majesty Elizabeth II on how things are now on St. Helena (the island is British, and the valley of Napoleon’s burial is French) - are there free numbers for the overly active former French politicians ... It is said that there are many places, so Sarkozy must either be tied up with Bonapartism, or start packing his bags in advance.
General "from the next world"
Last week, the fighters of the so-called Free Syrian Army (SSA) declared that they had succeeded in a sort of Syrian blitzkrieg against the Russian general, himself, along with his translator. This general Vladimir Kodzhiev, according to the Syrian militants, was engaged in consultations in the military department controlled by Bashar Assad. In the video, which was spread by the militants, one of their leaders shouts out words that he is ready to personally “strangle Russian serpents”, who provide “support to the bloody regime”.
After the appearance of news about the "destruction" of Kodzhiev on the Arab channel Al-Arabiya, which, as you can see, is well versed in Russian generals, Russia began to look for information about the presence of such a person in the ranks of the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation. It turned out that there is no general Kodzhiev in Russia, and in the foreseeable past was not, but there is a military retiree by the name of Kouzheev. Vladimir Petrovich Kuzheev, a retired general of the Russian army, after information about his “murder” in Syria, was forced to meet with journalists and present himself as a living and healthy person on the territory of Russia to the public. And everyone, really, was convinced of the integrity and safety of a retired Russian soldier ...
But if Kuzheev is in Moscow, then whom did the Syrian militants liquidate? The fact is that there was no liquidation, in fact. There was only the discovery of some documents addressed to V.P. Kuzheev, preserved in the Syrian archives. General Kuzheev, indeed, worked for some time in Syria as a military adviser in terms of training officer personnel, but he moved to Russia before the riots began in the Syrian Arab Republic.
Obviously, after the Syrian opposition found archival information about the Russian general Kouzheev who worked in Syria, they needed a clowning with the triumphal destruction of the “wrong” general. A show-antre show calling for the destruction of Assad’s Russian accomplices, with more and more constant poking at Kouzheev’s ID, caused an indescribable euphoria in the ranks of militants-democratizers.
In this regard, it is to be expected that in the near future, Syrian militants may "liquidate" other representatives of the Russian Federation on their territory. Perhaps, soon, some Al-Jazeera with Al-Arabia will provide us with materials about the “liquidation” in Syria of some people with names like Sir Dyukov and Mac Arow. So all Russians with consonant data should prepare an alibi in advance, confirming that they have recently not bought hot tours to the Syrian Republic and did not sunbathe on the sun-drenched Syrian beaches under the portraits of Bashar al-Assad ...
"I have to learn on a foreign planet ..."
It would seem that the Russian legislative body is on vacation and is just preparing to write an essay on the topic “How I spent the summer”. But in fact, the legislative industry is boiling like water in a kettle left on an outstanding slab. In particular, last week there was information about a new legislative initiative, which aims to ban the education of children of Russian state employees outside the Russian Federation.
Citizens! This is what happens: do the children of the most advanced Russian class - the class of officials - now have to learn along with the offspring of ordinary Russians in ordinary Russian MGU, MGIMO, MIPT and other non-state universities. But this is arbitrariness, and only! Not for this, state officials of their children are produced to give them to the mercy of Russian teachers Ivanvanich and Marivanna ...
This is how much money British, French and American higher education institutions can receive less if the children of Russian officials stay in Russia? Only parking near the universities is missing dozens of pink “Bentley” and purple “Maybachs” donated by Russian officials to their children on the day of their successful admission to Western universities.
It would seem that this is a situation that is close to a critical one, but still the authors of the bill leave children with a chance for the officials. The fact is that if a bureaucratic child is recognized as talented, then it can receive a grant to study abroad. And is it worth doubting that all the polls of children of civil servants of our country are utterly talented. Well, it can not be so that on a child of a talented deputy or minister nature rested. Can not! Each son and each daughter of an official in Russia is already by definition a person more than talented, and therefore to receive a grant for foreign education for such a child is to spit ... If necessary, the children of civil servants will give 146 points to the USE, which, without a doubt, open the way for them to some Oxford ...
Phew ... Well, if so, then the stone fell from the soul. This means that Western universities may not dismantle campus rooms with golden toilet bowls and sofas covered with anaconda leather. It means that the damned Western capitalism will not completely perish, because bureaucratic children with Russian passports will come and demonstrate what Russian patriotism is with rhinestones on the national flag ...
Space junk
No sooner had two regular Russian satellites, Telkom-3 and Express-MD2, in “normal mode” could reach the designated orbit, they did not have time to die out that the Roskosmos leaders should either be hung up with heel corns, or sent to the search for extraterrestrial civilizations under its own power, as our space industry decided to support in a peculiar way the American "partners".
So that the Russian side is not far ahead in terms of failed launches, NASA's Morpheus landing module decided to explode during its test flight. NASA spokeswoman Laura Lichtenberger said that all previous tests of Morpheus were more than successful, but this time one of the instruments failed.
It is worth recalling that the American landing module was planned to be used for landing missions to Mars and the Moon.
It seems to be a disaster of spacecraft, both in our country and in the United States. It seems that the reaction should be similar, but it was not there. Americans listened to Mrs. Lichtenberger, remembered insurance and their contracts, and began to correct the mistakes made. We, as usual, went the other way: Prime Minister Medvedev decided to take the floor and declare that he needed to urgently find those responsible for the launch failure. Medvedev in particular said, quote: "proposals must be received, whom to punish ..."
The overwhelming majority supported the idea that there is a certain person who played the role of space Fantômas and disrupted the flight of Russian satellites.
Guided by these words, there is no doubt that those responsible for the unsuccessful launch of a ship with two satellites on board will be found in the near future.
On this account it is worth trying to make some predictions. The guilty party will surely include a welder from one of the production enterprises working under the patronage of Roskosmos. This welder, apparently guided by destructive motives, undercooked the most important seam, as a result of which the satellites did not reach the desired orbit. Obviously, the commission will conclude that the “destructive welder” studied under the “destructive” Soviet educational program, and therefore the educational standards of primary and secondary vocational education need to be urgently upgraded, removing hours of physics, mathematics and vocational training altogether and adding more lessons to physical education and life support ... Among those guilty, there may be technical equipment, which was poorly wiped by “Mr. Propper” satellites before launching them into outer space, which thwarted the plans of Roscosmos. Well, and since, according to tradition, there should be three guilty ones, the third one is, most likely, a certain deputy of a certain head of a certain department who will play the role of Fuchs, the famous hero of the “Golden Calf” ...
Rockets in the bay
This week there was information that the United States continued to deploy a missile defense system in the Persian Gulf. Well, finally - one can say about this ... And then, you know, they are going to fight the Iranian regime, and they are trying to deploy anti-missiles either in Romania or in the Norwegian fjords. Finally, one of the American government officials saw on the world map that it was somewhat far from the Norwegian fjords and Bucharest suburbs to the presidential palace of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Here you can only be happy for American "partners". A geography lesson learned on solid "Satisfaction"!
Well, this is just one thing. On the other hand, if the Americans start deploying the next segment of the missile defense system in the Persian Gulf area after the European attempts, and then go towards Southeast Asia, then tourists from different countries of the world will have to travel the world much more carefully. You just judge: wherever you spit - everywhere American anti-missiles are stuck - you will think, distract, and inadvertently kick one of them and catch on. And this already, no less than nothing, an unplanned launch — a world scandal, Barak and Hillary will have to make excuses that these inattentive tourists stepped on the start button, and the White House and the State Department have nothing to do with it.
Therefore, all people who are preparing to travel the world, you need to give advice: even on the rides in Gorky Park or any Saudi Arabia or the UAE, be careful and careful. After all, here, between the swings and the carousels, an anti-missile can be installed, disguised as another object of the playground. To distinguish it from the usual attraction, you just need to take a closer look at who is in close proximity to it. If this is an old woman - God's dandelion, then boldly allow the children to play, and if an old woman has worn boots on her legs, and a tattoo in English “DMB-2012” is seen on her shoulder, then you better pass by in the direction of an ice cream parlor ...
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