Turchinov was going to personally go to the storming of Crimea

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Turchinov was going to personally go to the storming of Crimea

Former Secretary of the National Security and Defense Council (NSDC) of Ukraine Oleksandr Turchinov announced his readiness to personally go to the assault on Crimea as soon as he received an order to attack the peninsula from President Zelensky. He announced this to the publication "Censor.net".

Turchinov said he was ready to "go first in the assault columns" if Zelensky decides to attack. At the same time, he stressed that the Ukrainian president does not have any restrictions for "protecting the country from aggression and liberating Crimea", since Russia denounced the Kharkov agreements, which allow Russian troops to be on the territory of the peninsula.



I gave answers to the questions of investigators about the reasons for not conducting offensive operations in Crimea and, if necessary, I am ready to answer more. It will be much more difficult for the current president to answer these questions. If he suddenly decides to attack, I will be in the forefront of the assault battalion.

- he said.

Turchinov's statement has already been commented on in Russia. Thus, Russian Senator Alexei Pushkov ridiculed Turchinov, saying that the former head of the NSDC makes such statements and demonstrates "rare courage", knowing that no one is going to send him to Crimea.

Zelensky will not give such an order, just as Poroshenko did not. But drawing the attention of the media to your pseudo-heroism is another matter.

- said Pushkov.

In turn, the senator from Crimea Sergei Tsekov doubted Turchinov's mental health, advising him to take a white flag with him "to the assault" so that he had something to wave when he surrendered.
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  1. +11
    25 July 2020 07: 26
    Turchinov's health, advising him to take a white flag with him "to the storm",
    in Susuman, not a white flag will be needed, but a scarecrow and other noise - to fight off bears
    1. +17
      25 July 2020 07: 45
      advising him to take a white flag with him "to the storm", so that there was something to wave

      And shove it to him to make it more reliable. And it will wave itself when walking
      1. +12
        25 July 2020 08: 17
        Turchinov was going to personally go to the storming of Crimea

        Is he still a living Sextan ghoul?
        1. +8
          25 July 2020 09: 04
          Lying, it won't!
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          2. +9
            25 July 2020 09: 18
            Quote: seregatara1969
            Lying, it won't!
            Of course it won't, if I wanted to, I would have gone a long time ago, do you see "Waiting for an order from Zelensky", knowing perfectly well that the coward Zelensky is already afraid to leave the house, and not just give orders. These two figures are storytellers and talkers, only they can tell fairy tales and shout loudly "I am so, I am great, I am the savior of the Nezalezhnaya!", And as a result, a monkey with a "javelin".
            1. +4
              25 July 2020 10: 36
              Quote: tihonmarine
              Of course it won't, if I wanted to, I would have gone long ago

              The whole square would have carried him to the border in his arms, and even probably the division would have had enough someone to send to the assault.
            2. +1
              25 July 2020 12: 01
              The whole humor of the situation is that in fact Turchinov was the self-appointed "acting" immediately after the "revolution" and before the election of Poroshenko. Just at the time when Ukraine and lost control of Crimea, without any resistance.
              They say about him that it seems not. He even wrote books, and in all political forces where he was he acted as a "workhorse". But what fools are these statements designed for? There are not a lot of people in Ukraine who are "not in themselves" and their rating is growing against the background of disappointment in Zelensky, and there are people who really support Poroshenko and are happy with him as president. But even a mass Ukrainian voter should not have swallowed such an outright lie.
          3. +2
            25 July 2020 12: 14
            He's lying, won't go

            And I think that he is not lying: He will be in the forefront, not only those who will be on the Perekopsky shaft, but in the forefront who will rush, just in case, to run across the Atlantic and tell the American senators how "heroically" they are restoring the integrity of Ukraine in Crimea. And it will require more money and weapons to support this goal and at the same time to build a rabbit wall.
            1. +1
              25 July 2020 12: 33
              Quote: Peter is not the first
              And it will require more money and weapons to support this goal and at the same time to build a rabbit wall.

              There they will cry, sympathize, help with advice, but, as always, they will not give money.
          4. 0
            25 July 2020 18: 26
            Quote: seregatara1969
            Lying, it won't!

            It is a pity.
            It is a pity that Zelensky will not give such an order, because in this way he could have put the entire nationalist herd (including Turchinov, Klimkin and other rabble) in the Kherson steppes and even cry on their graves.
            Turchinov's proposal should be used until he backed down.
        2. Cat
          +5
          25 July 2020 09: 04
          sextan

          laughing
          Cheto does not associate the pastor with sex or sextant.
          1. -6
            25 July 2020 09: 16
            Quote: Gato
            sextan

            laughing
            Cheto does not associate the pastor with sex or sextant.

            Well, the bloody shepherd, does that suit you? Or will you be malicious again?
            1. Cat
              +5
              25 July 2020 10: 03
              will you snide again?

              I will! Very much the topic has.
              1. +2
                25 July 2020 10: 25
                Quote: Gato
                I will! Very much the topic has.

                Well then, on the topic. But who in the photo on the right is wearing an embroidered mask, hiding his face?
                Guess twice. I see Petrusha Parashenko disguised as an assistant pastor.
                1. Cat
                  +1
                  25 July 2020 12: 31
                  I see Petrusha Parashenko

                  No, this is not him - the shape of the ears and the patch do not match. Gunpowder is present mentally ... meee .. well, it's like such an annoying ambergris after pea soup .. Yes
                2. 0
                  26 July 2020 13: 35
                  in fact-Petuch-didn’t even open his mouth or what? and where is the third patient-sukashvili
        3. +3
          25 July 2020 10: 29
          Quote: Vestnik
          Is he still a living Sextan ghoul?

          =======
          Alas! It is like something that "does not burn in fire, does not sink in water" ... but it stinks very much !!! lol
      2. +2
        25 July 2020 09: 37
        Quote: Mitroha
        And shove it to him to make it more reliable. And it will wave itself when walking
        Don't worry about these daredevils, colleague! One has already gone to the assault, which was scheduled for May 2 of this year, now another order is waiting to go. I believe that there will be a couple more semi-@ urkov - Senya-bunny and Potroshenko-chocolate, on this the heroes-pedestrians-attack aircraft will end.
      3. +1
        25 July 2020 13: 45
        Do not offend the child - it is already crap.
    2. 0
      25 July 2020 09: 48
      I'm not sure if this should be taken there. winked Well, if only - through Donetsk or Lugansk good
    3. +1
      25 July 2020 10: 11
      Quote: antivirus
      take a white flag with you "to the assault" ...

      ... and diarrhea pills.
    4. 0
      25 July 2020 10: 12
      Turchynov with Tanet at the head of the "Jewish Cossacks" that the power of Ukraine ... I remember the song of the "Jewish Cossacks" ...
    5. 0
      25 July 2020 11: 15
      Better to immediately take more toilet paper, more! laughing
    6. +4
      25 July 2020 14: 41
      Turchinov was going to personally go to the storming of Crimea
      And what is there to gather then? request I drove to the border guards and ... forward
    7. 0
      25 July 2020 22: 33
      Nah, a white flag is not needed, this is a serious case, it is not a flag that is needed, but a good psychiatrist;
  2. +15
    25 July 2020 07: 33
    as soon as he receives an order to attack the peninsula from President Zelensky

    Feegley does not run out when he knows perfectly well that such an order will not come ... from the word never ... wink
    1. +18
      25 July 2020 07: 41
      - I am the commander-in-chief of the Armed Forces of Ukraine! - declares Yanukovych from Rostov.
      - No - me! - proves Turchinov from Washington.
      In general, everyone hopes to command an army from a safe place ... wink
      1. +3
        25 July 2020 09: 20
        Quote: Mouse
        In general, everyone hopes to command an army from a safe place ..

        As during WWII, Sikorski commanded Polish troops from London. And then he disappeared somewhere.
        1. 0
          25 July 2020 10: 39
          If you say anything, you should at least know about it ... General Sikorski took command of all Polish forces after the occupation of Poland. He was efficient and independent from London, as well as from Moscow (he flew to Moscow). Therefore, it was a hindrance. died in a plane crash near Gibraltar ... As for the safari lovers on the Russians, it was immediately necessary to organize a safari on these "safarists", calculate and systematically clean up ...
    2. +4
      25 July 2020 14: 48
      Quote: Russia
      as soon as he receives an order to attack the peninsula from President Zelensky

      Feegley does not run out when he knows perfectly well that such an order will not come ... from the word never ... wink

      Hello, maRus love
      He (Turchinov) is still living yesterday. Why storm? I ordered, in advance, a place in the hotels of the Crimea, arrived, rested and again threaten Russia on the Maidan. We are used to it. We are bored without d. Fools.
      1. +4
        25 July 2020 15: 02
        Hi there! glad to see you love
        d. fools

        This diminutive is petting ... diminutive can yes .... but petting ...... DEBIL !!!! Yes
        1. +3
          25 July 2020 15: 05
          Quote: Russia
          Hi there! glad to see you love
          d. fools

          This diminutive is petting ... diminutive can yes .... but petting ...... DEBIL !!!! Yes

          This is true MARUS, but ordinary ebils asked him not to generalize with them No.
          1. +3
            25 July 2020 15: 18
            Oligophrenics won't accept him either? To die for him alone ... negative
            1. +4
              25 July 2020 15: 38
              Quote: Russia
              To die for him alone ...

              This killer has already been cursed by the mothers of the victims, through his fault, the children.
  3. +5
    25 July 2020 07: 34
    as soon as he receives an order to attack the peninsula from President Zelensky. He announced this to the "Censor.net" edition.
    A powerful statement in a highly respected media outlet. feel What else can I say? recourse Hurry up already. I wonder what he will say before such an attack? Probably. "For the will, for the share and the horse. laughing
    1. +6
      25 July 2020 07: 36
      I agree, my friend. Yes
      1. 0
        25 July 2020 07: 39
        Quote: Not bad
        I agree, my friend. Yes

        Not sure about you "Viktorovich" bully Your avatars are exactly the same Yes
        1. +3
          25 July 2020 08: 38
          Come on, don't look for a black cat. Will communicate. Yes I'm looking at two minuses, now I'll put a plus.
          1. -1
            25 July 2020 09: 19
            Quote: Not bad
            Come on, don't look for a black cat. Will communicate. Yes I'm looking at two minuses, now I'll put a plus.

            Viktorovich Greetings! fellow Here the neolibian Shabal begins again ...
            By the evening we will catch up! wink
            1. +3
              25 July 2020 09: 38
              Quote: Vestnik
              Quote: Not bad
              Come on, don't look for a black cat. Will communicate. Yes I'm looking at two minuses, now I'll put a plus.

              Viktorovich Greetings! fellow Here the neolibian Shabal begins again ...
              By the evening we will catch up! wink

              Hello buddy! hi In this case, everyone should be tucked up, shaved and sprinkled with Chypre cologne. Do not pick your nose and only contact you. Yes
              1. +1
                25 July 2020 11: 51
                Quote: Not bad
                Greetings buddy! hi At the same time, everyone should be tucked up, shaved and sprinkled with Chypre cologne. Do not pick your nose and only contact you.

                So exactly Viktorovich! Our cause is right .. soldier
    2. 0
      25 July 2020 09: 23
      Quote: Observer2014
      "For freedom, for a share and for a horse"

      He will go to the prayer room and pray for the slain.
    3. +1
      25 July 2020 14: 01
      I wonder what he will say before such an attack? ....... the attack is not where. in front of Crimea
    4. 0
      25 July 2020 21: 43
      Quote: Observer2014
      What else can I say?

      hi
      And there is something to say. And the main thing is whether the dwarf clown himself will sit in a high chair. A lot of people drool over this chair. The other day, M. Pogrebinsky gave his forecast on this topic:
  4. +5
    25 July 2020 07: 34
    Let the diapers put on so that the manure does not fall out of the pants.
    1. +2
      25 July 2020 09: 26
      Quote: Poetiszaugla
      Let the diapers wear

      Now it is called "bumpers". I bought two packs for my mother-in-law, a good thing. I can send one pack to the pastor.
      1. +1
        25 July 2020 09: 35
        Although, if he runs in the front ranks to the assault, then he will not even have time to crap.
        1. +2
          25 July 2020 09: 49
          Quote: Poetiszaugla
          Although, if he runs in the front ranks to the assault, then he will not even have time to crap.

          Of course he will have time to crap, only before he runs. I'll send you a pack.
          1. +2
            25 July 2020 09: 52
            You are a kind person. Your golden heart.
            1. +2
              25 July 2020 10: 19
              Quote: Poetiszaugla
              You are a kind person. Your golden heart.

              God said that people need to be helped. Then I will send the used ones.
              1. +2
                25 July 2020 14: 53
                Quote: tihonmarine
                Quote: Poetiszaugla
                You are a kind person. Your golden heart.

                God said that people need to be helped. Then I will send the used ones.

                Wait guys, maybe he has some kind of useful job. Who will dig the canal in Crimea?
                1. 0
                  25 July 2020 16: 22
                  Quote: Clear
                  Wait guys, maybe he has some useful job specialty

                  If only to ask for alms for the porch.
  5. +4
    25 July 2020 07: 36
    Who cares what this one said ... and who is he? who is there former? What's the news about? Can you start quoting bots' comments on YouTube? They have been there for a long time, they have destroyed and conquered Russia.
  6. +9
    25 July 2020 07: 37
    "Malbrook is going to hike" .... well, then everyone knows.
    1. +5
      25 July 2020 07: 41
      That's for sure, the hair on his gray head, after that, one might say, will not increase. Yes
      1. +4
        25 July 2020 07: 54
        Quote: Not bad
        That's for sure, the hair on his gray head, after that, one might say, will not increase. Yes

        Right. Yes There won't be more gray hair on his head ...
        And she is not afraid, you dodgers, that she can crack like an overripe watermelon.
    2. +1
      25 July 2020 08: 46
      Elena! Further "Que sait quand reviendra". Only this is not Malbrook, but just a bug. And yet, if someone has bugs under the wallpaper, then the bugs are not to blame. but lazy and / or careless owners.
    3. +2
      25 July 2020 09: 30
      Quote: Egoza
      "Malbrook is going to hike" .... well, then everyone knows.

      The last time these pastors and monks went on a campaign was in 1204, when Constantinople was sacked. And then later it was not the same pastor who went, but cowardly and talkative.
  7. +11
    25 July 2020 07: 39
    How tired of the news from room 6
    1. +2
      25 July 2020 08: 21
      Quote: parusnik
      How tired of the news from room 6

      And where to go from them? Still "brothers" .. angry They themselves were brought up with such freeloaders, so we are suffering now ..
      1. +2
        25 July 2020 09: 51
        Quote: Vestnik
        Quote: parusnik
        How tired of the news from room 6

        And where to go from them? Still "brothers" .. angry They themselves were brought up with such freeloaders, so we are suffering now ..

        Precisely, they raised a cuckoo on their own head. Greetings hi
        1. +1
          25 July 2020 10: 54
          Quote: Rusland
          Precisely, they raised a cuckoo on their own head. Greetings

          Hello Teska! ..How to join a partisan detachment here, or an order there ..
          Svida and others got me ... It's hard to do something alone
          Klyanus obey without the Makhnovshchina soldier

          These are the emotional experiences in the Urals .. hi
          1. +3
            25 July 2020 11: 06
            What can I tell you hi As far as I know, only order-bearers remained from the Order, who behave with dignity and refuseniks, as an example, the same Observer of the license plate, which is a pity. Liberals and nedo-communists with well-known symbols communicate and shit in Watsapp and Viber, etc. This is about sad things, and so I and my family in the country, the bay, cucumbers and tomatoes, greens for kebabs, beer, wine. Himself, not driving. drinks The Volga river and its bays, beauty.
            1. +2
              25 July 2020 11: 44
              Quote: Rusland
              What can I tell you hi As far as I know, only order-bearers remained from the Order, who behave with dignity and refuseniks, as an example, the same Observer of the license plate, which is a pity. Liberals and nedo-communists with well-known symbols communicate and shit in Watsapp and Viber, etc. This is about sad things, and so I and my family in the country, the bay, cucumbers and tomatoes, greens for kebabs, beer, wine. Himself, not driving. drinks The Volga river and its bays, beauty.

              Got it Vitaly .. Have a good rest, I envy from the bottom of my heart .. drinks
              I'm waiting in the evening hi
      2. -1
        25 July 2020 11: 13
        Vestnik.... Why then don't we write similar or other news from the Baltic States, Moldova, Kyrgyzstan, etc., for example? .. Is everything all right with Russophilia there? Are they not demolishing Soviet monuments? .. Is everything all right there? It's smarter there, not today, tomorrow they will be asked to join Russia ...? There the brothers live ...
        1. +1
          25 July 2020 11: 50
          Quote: parusnik
          Why then do not we write similar or other news from the Baltic States, Moldova, Kyrgyzstan, etc., for example? .. Is everything all right with Russophilia there? Are they not demolishing Soviet monuments? .. Is everything all right there? It's smarter there, not today, tomorrow they will be asked to join Russia ...? Brothers live there ..

          All questions have one answer. negative ..They are waiting for a Strong Russia and there will be no freebies!
          As it will be ? As usual in our history .. soldier
  8. +3
    25 July 2020 07: 46
    Well, since this little guy was going to storm the Crimea by order, then 200% that there will be no such order. Not for that they destroyed the country and plundered in order to die without taking advantage of the fruits of the Maidan.
  9. +3
    25 July 2020 07: 47
    That what is there. Immediately so

    And go away. Don't fool people
  10. +4
    25 July 2020 07: 50
    It is necessary to form three fronts, to the Crimea, to the Kuban and of course the main blow to Moscow smile
    1. +3
      25 July 2020 15: 00
      Quote: Pessimist22
      It is necessary to form three fronts, to the Crimea, to the Kuban and of course the main blow to Moscow smile

      Igor, from such a large-scale "blitzkrieg" Turchin may not wake up from a ruptured heart, or what has he got instead?
  11. 0
    25 July 2020 07: 51
    Do you need him in captivity?
    1. 0
      25 July 2020 08: 51
      Well, not everyone is lucky to jump uplifting in a fever, and I can do that.
      And the picture is credited with a 16-kilogram armor, the PKK is overweight and fast, the saber dangles at his feet.
    2. +1
      25 July 2020 15: 02
      Quote: Sentry73
      Do you need him in captivity?

      And, to dig channels. I already wrote above that Crimea needs more water ..
  12. 0
    25 July 2020 07: 52
    There is such anarchy that they can start even without an order. And Zelensky will be forced to issue an order retroactively.
  13. +5
    25 July 2020 07: 52
    Former secretary of the National Security and Defense Council (NSDC) of Ukraine, Oleksandr Turchinov, announced his readiness to personally go to the storming of Crimea as soon as he received an order to attack the peninsula from President Zelensky.

    The Supreme Commander-in-Chief of the Russian Federation is simply obliged to give an order that in the event of the storming of the Crimea by such reckless people not to take prisoner (especially bald ones) ... Yes
    1. Cat
      +6
      25 July 2020 07: 57
      This is discrimination and violation of the rights of chubats!
  14. +4
    25 July 2020 07: 53
    Former Secretary of the National Security and Defense Council (NSDC) of Ukraine Oleksandr Turchinov announced his readiness to personally go to the storming of Crimea
    Will it crawl at least a couple of meters in equipment? laughing wassat laughing
    1. +2
      25 July 2020 08: 17
      Quote: aszzz888
      Will it crawl at least a couple of meters in equipment?

      He will stand and pray, just for the rest while the others crawl
      1. +1
        25 July 2020 08: 20
        Fidget (Elena) Today, 08: 17
        +1
        Quote: aszzz888
        Will it crawl at least a couple of meters in equipment?

        He will stand and pray, just for the rest while the others crawl
        Yes, this is what he can do. wink
  15. +1
    25 July 2020 07: 56
    Let the forehead smear with brilliant green soldier
  16. +4
    25 July 2020 07: 57
    Looks like the bloody pastor has money tight, asks for money from the owner. I can't take this comic otherwise, and it's a no brainer: the prezik won't give an order, but if, well, if the planets converge and, suddenly, the pastor will run away, or find a thousand excuses not to fulfill the promise. laughing
    1. +2
      25 July 2020 08: 08
      Quote: newbie
      then the pastor will run away, or find a thousand excuses not to fulfill the promise.
      Reply

      Well yes. Already Senya "kulya in the forehead" does not remember her
      1. +1
        25 July 2020 08: 11
        This "surprise" often looms in the ukromedia, seemingly asking for a comedian to work.
        1. 0
          25 July 2020 08: 14
          Quote: newbie
          see asks to the comedian for the service.

          Well, he is trying to finish the "wall named after himself", but they refuse to increase funding for the completion !!!!
          1. +1
            25 July 2020 08: 18
            Why, they wanted to take it by the tail, but something went wrong, the kinder escaped punishment.
          2. +1
            25 July 2020 09: 02
            Quote: Egoza
            Quote: newbie
            see asks to the comedian for the service.

            Well, he is trying to finish the "wall named after himself", but they refuse to increase funding for the completion !!!!

            The fence was built by Yatsenyuk, and I don't think he earned enough money on it, if you have enough for a comfortable life over the hill fellow .And this creature started a civil war, at that time he was acting president angry .And I don't understand why he is still not wanted, as a war criminal am request
            1. +1
              25 July 2020 09: 26
              Well, so it all started in the deep-oak old times of 2004. Kinder is an active jumper of those events.
        2. Cat
          +1
          25 July 2020 09: 00
          see asks a comedian to work

          No, he has already settled down in the service of gunpowder, will lead his election campaign.
          1. 0
            25 July 2020 09: 25
            Ah, well, I understand _ "... Caesar's Caesar." lol
      2. +1
        25 July 2020 08: 12
        Fidget (Elena) Today, 08: 08
        +1
        Quote: newbie
        then the pastor will run away, or find a thousand excuses not to fulfill the promise.
        Reply

        Well, yes. Already Senya "kulya in the forehead" does not remember her
        Yes, yes. Dumped over a hillock and he saw everyone from afar. Or maybe the merikatos when they put on it and show up unfinished again. laughing Helen, hi !
  17. +7
    25 July 2020 07: 58
    Turchinov was going to personally go to the storming of Crimea

  18. +4
    25 July 2020 08: 05
    Tryndet in a TV set and climb on machine guns are different from the word at all. They forget him, so he carries all sorts of garbage ... About the assault columns pinned up ... the man is not the coast, he has been confusing for centuries ...
    1. +5
      25 July 2020 08: 11
      man is not the shore, he has been confusing for centuries ...

      There would be a man ... so ... one continuous guano ...
      1. +3
        25 July 2020 08: 13
        About guano agree
      2. +4
        25 July 2020 15: 58
        Quote: Russia
        man is not the shore, he has been confusing for centuries ...

        There would be a man ... so ... one continuous guano ...

        I agree. This Turchinov is a disgusting person. negative
    2. +2
      25 July 2020 12: 05
      Quote: KVU-NSVD
      Tryndet in a TV set and climb on machine guns are different from the word at all. They forget him, so he carries all sorts of garbage ... About the assault columns pinned up ... the man is not the coast, he has been confusing for centuries ...

      Centuries are not centuries, but their best decades in life, for a cat or a dog down the tail. smile
  19. +3
    25 July 2020 08: 09
    Such scum should not be taken prisoner, immediately shot at the place of surrender.
    1. +4
      25 July 2020 08: 15
      Cat_Kuzya (Kuzma Kuzmich) Today, 08:09
      0
      Such scum should not be taken prisoner, immediately shot at the place of surrender.
      Worth it. Give it to people in Donbass, and turn away for 5 minutes. wink
  20. +5
    25 July 2020 08: 11
    It's even funny to comment on this ... Let him go to Moscow. Immediately ... what is already there. Only through Donbass ...
    And what, they will bring a stuffed animal to Moscow. And then to St. Petersburg, to the Kunstkamera.
    1. -3
      25 July 2020 08: 24
      Quote: Mountain Shooter
      It's even funny to comment on this ... Let him go to Moscow. Immediately ... what is already there. Only through Donbass ...

      laughing The "commander-in-chief" misses the boilers ..)))
      Quote: Mountain Shooter
      And what, they will bring a stuffed animal to Moscow. And then to St. Petersburg, to the Kunstkamera.

      Too much honor .. To the zone in the cockpit .. negative
  21. +7
    25 July 2020 08: 12
    Finally, the bloody pastor made the decision to commit suicide.
  22. +4
    25 July 2020 08: 12
    Yes, this sow will not be able to climb out of the trench, let alone storm, would look at himself in the mirror, warrior damn
    1. +2
      25 July 2020 10: 04
      So they will help him and his own kicks out ...
      Everyone knows about his bloody footprints
  23. +2
    25 July 2020 08: 15
    Is the chicken point going to go to war ?! And when is it worth starting to be afraid ?!
    1. Cat
      +1
      25 July 2020 12: 40
      Chicken point about to go to war

      It has already gathered for a long time. Here is what a brutal soldier, a grunt does not fit in glasses:
  24. 0
    25 July 2020 08: 19
    It looks like Turchinov needs to take with him not a white flag, but two sets of white underwear. One set for yourself, the other in a shoulder bag to wave when surrendering. The first one, I'm afraid, will no longer be white.
  25. +1
    25 July 2020 08: 26
    Why not jump then? And so it's quite a cool idea - I'll go in the forefront! Wah! Fortunately, Turchinov knows very well that this does not threaten him. But true ukropatriots will appreciate everyone ...
    The only thing will not prevent the white sheet from taking, otherwise you never know ...
    Although of course tryndet is not to roll bags ... wassat
  26. +1
    25 July 2020 08: 33
    Well, okay. He's Turchinov, not Rusinov. Fucking Janissary. Although Khrenov may be offended)
  27. +4
    25 July 2020 08: 41
    He still owes a huge debt to Odessa.

    Come dear, we will be very happy
  28. Cat
    +1
    25 July 2020 08: 57
    advising him to take with him "to the assault"

    Kuroshop should take Mamchur with him - shout "America is with us!"
    I can already imagine on the Maidan a monument to the victims of the Crimean Campaign: in the cavalry posture of a sciatica patient, a pastor stands with his trousers pulled down and looks so thoughtfully, reproachfully into the distance, towards America.
  29. 0
    25 July 2020 09: 06
    Turchinov, don't forget to wear brown pants
  30. +1
    25 July 2020 09: 07
    Yes, let it go, just grab the Vaseline ...
    1. 0
      25 July 2020 10: 02
      You can't get enough Vaseline for 15 years
  31. 0
    25 July 2020 09: 09
    The Great USA does not risk doing this, but the under-state will be able to. Well, well.
  32. 0
    25 July 2020 09: 09
    not only those who doubt the territory of Russia and the line of state
    the borders of Russia are citizens of Russia and these are foreigners who express themselves in Russia itself, but also those who are in this
    doubts and expresses it abroad. And so that someone else and officials from abroad would officially say that he is ready to go in the forefront in order to seize part of the territory of Russia from Russia, i.e. the Russian peninsula of Crimea, and so that Russia does not punish him for this, so why then these new amendments to the Constitution of Russia about the sanctity of borders and the territory of the Russian state. And why then new amendments about the supremacy of Russian laws over international ones. No need to wait to
    such as Turchinov then look around the world, as Eichmann was looking for and stole the Israeli state and its special services. It is necessary to act and punish under Russian law now, until he hid. It will be easier to steal
  33. 0
    25 July 2020 09: 10
    And since there is no order, then I will not go .... And if suddenly such an order appears, then I am the master of my word - I gave it, then I will take it back!
  34. 0
    25 July 2020 09: 10
    well he can try :)
  35. 0
    25 July 2020 09: 16
    "In turn, Senator from Crimea Sergei Tsekov doubted Turchinov's mental health, advising him to take a white flag with him" to the assault, so that he has something to wave when he surrenders. "
    Why does he need a flag? He will wave his trousers. True, ours may not understand that white and brown means "I give up!"
  36. +1
    25 July 2020 09: 31
    Turchinov said he was ready to "go first in the assault columns" if Zelensky decides to attack.
    They still remember his visit to the front line, to which he arrived in armor and with H&K at the ready, and before that there was reconnaissance, an agreement with the opposing side like "let's keep quiet today, please, really need to ...". Even that brave man! What rot is running this unfortunate country!
  37. +3
    25 July 2020 09: 35
    Why did he get it wrong so early? It seems to be early to the autumn and spring exacerbations. what
  38. +2
    25 July 2020 09: 45
    Ramzan Kadyrovich bring this former Komsomol member to Russia in a cage. I got it already. I beg you !!! hi
    1. +1
      25 July 2020 10: 01
      Keep
  39. Cat
    +1
    25 July 2020 09: 48
    Vaseline, of course, can remember that he was once a comedian and personally to the pastor to give such an order ... Well, clean trolling before the elections. Only it seems to me, gentlemen, then it will take a long time to catch this pastor. Like that Poltava rambu. By the way, Avakov's "professionals" have been looking for him for the third day in the dense Poltava forests with armored personnel carriers, dogs and aircraft - and, it seems, they will not find him ...
  40. +1
    25 July 2020 09: 52
    I will be in the forefront of the assault battalion

    Are you going to "storm" the battalion? wassat Yes, and we know these Maidan "battalions" - about thirty stoned psychos ...
  41. +2
    25 July 2020 10: 02
    It's going to take a long time, dick damn it .. You can't drag bags with your tongue.
  42. +1
    25 July 2020 10: 14
    "Censor.net" even in Ukraine has a reputation as an inadequate publication, it is not accepted even there to refer to it - it is a trash heap! Why did we have it reprinted on VO is not clear?
  43. -1
    25 July 2020 10: 24
    Probably, he grabbed a thermonuclear pepper drink, so it was carried off to the assault.
  44. 0
    25 July 2020 10: 34
    Let him go, maybe they'll shoot him like a dog.
  45. 0
    25 July 2020 10: 38
    If only they didn't shoot him there by accident .. "slobber" should hang out in a noose, like a traitor and a provocateur.
  46. 0
    25 July 2020 10: 41
    Marlbrough s'en va-t-en guerre is one of the most popular French folk songs.
    The song about Malbrook was composed by French soldiers in 1709 on the eve of the famous battle of Malplac. In the camp of the French there was a false rumor that the perpetrator of their previous failures in the war for the Spanish succession, the Duke of Marlborough, who was in charge of the British troops, who was called by the French in their own way "Malbrook", was killed. This is how the song about Malbrook appeared, beginning with the words: "Malbrook went on a campaign, Mironton, Mironton, Mironten."
    The popular expression “Malbrook is going on a campaign” is known to everyone (means “an undertaking about which it is known in advance that it will end in failure” or “when a person is too belligerent”), but who is Malbrook, what other campaign and what does the war have to do with it? http://war-only.com/v-poxod-malbruk-sobralsya-iz-istorii-odnoj-pesni.html
    Then, many years later, there were many comic versions of that song. One of them:

    Malbrooke was going camping
    Eaten sour cabbage soup
    Crap in the campaign,
    And he died that day.
  47. +2
    25 July 2020 10: 42
    The joke remembered:
    1945 year. A lesson in a German school.
    - Hans, conjugate the verb run.
    - I am running, we are running, you are running, you are running, he is running, she is running ...
    - And they"?
    “And they are advancing, master teacher!”

    Some of them stormed, got down to their feet.
  48. +1
    25 July 2020 10: 53
    There he will be hanged! lol
  49. +3
    25 July 2020 10: 56
    Sick in all his head ... although, fool, fool, and every day has its own three!
    1. +4
      25 July 2020 12: 09
      The Komsomol worker has not lost his skills. Greetings! hi
      1. +1
        25 July 2020 12: 44
        Welcome stop
        This one was clearly not one of those, inspired by great ideas, was. There were also enough of them.
        Now is not about that. Loudly about crowing, for this business, there are many who wish there. But when it comes down to it, it washes them away like a wave, one, two, three.
        Such a rotten breed.
        1. +4
          25 July 2020 12: 55
          Of course, he understands perfectly well that no one will give such an order, just as there will be no storm itself ...
          1. +2
            25 July 2020 13: 01
            So it would be figs with them, but an excess of sick people on the head can turn into very bad things.
            Not so Schaub is dangerous to eat, but such an abomination is at hand, does not bring joy.
            1. +4
              25 July 2020 15: 45
              Quote: rocket757
              Not so Schaub is dangerous to eat, but such an abomination is at hand, does not bring joy.

              And there is no point in making him a posthumous symbol of a "fiery fighter" either. Already shit. Let him live and see how the attitude of Ukrainians towards him is changing.
              1. +1
                25 July 2020 18: 29
                So we don't seem to be hungry for his head, that is.
                This is THEIR business, themselves, themselves, and they put up marks, and the tail, if sho, to the ears ...
                1. +4
                  25 July 2020 18: 45
                  Quote: rocket757
                  So we don't seem to be hungry for his head, that is.
                  This is THEIR business, themselves, themselves, and they put up marks, and the tail, if sho, to the ears ...

                  Well, something like this! Yes
  50. +1
    25 July 2020 11: 47
    Rzhu nimaga))))) at the expense of the first rows I strongly doubt, but stupid suckers can drive
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  52. vmo
    +1
    25 July 2020 11: 53
    poor country, all mental health centers are closed.
  53. +1
    25 July 2020 11: 54
    To the mental? Well, come on, mental.
  54. +2
    25 July 2020 11: 56
    Tell him that Russia, in principle, fully supports his decision.
    And she is even ready to guarantee him three meals a day, a weekly bath with hot water and a daily hour-long walk in the courtyard.
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  56. +3
    25 July 2020 12: 07
    If he suddenly decides to attack, I will be in the forefront of the assault battalion


    If it's just crap then yes...
  57. 0
    25 July 2020 12: 13
    Turchinov -just DO it! In the first line of fire! And everything will work out there, ha ha ha!
  58. +1
    25 July 2020 13: 07
    Canceled:
  59. +1
    25 July 2020 13: 29
    Turche needs to take Kolik Senya - Yatsenyuk with him into the attack. Promise on the Maidan of Mr. Yats. to myself, “I’ll hit you in the forehead, so I’ll hit you in the forehead,” the “warrior” extends to both wassat
  60. VIP
    +1
    25 July 2020 13: 30
    Quote: seregatara1969
    Lying, it won't!

    If you’re sure they won’t shoot, maybe you’ll walk
  61. VIP
    +2
    25 July 2020 13: 34
    Quote: cniza
    Of course, he understands perfectly well that no one will give such an order, just as there will be no storm itself ...

    If that’s the case then let’s get rid of it. I don’t like newfangled “PR”, I’m the same person
  62. VIP
    +1
    25 July 2020 13: 36
    Quote: cniza
    If he suddenly decides to attack, I will be in the forefront of the assault battalion


    If it's just crap then yes...

    He doesn't come out of there
  63. +2
    25 July 2020 14: 10
    He is sure that no one will give such an order, but he needs to remind himself.
    Perhaps Zelinsky will appoint a “hero” somewhere.
    I would recommend sending him to storm Crimea himself. I'm just afraid that he'll shit himself before he finds the toilet.
  64. +1
    25 July 2020 14: 18
    Very funny! Turchynov swaggers to a certain patriotic public, knowing well that the threat to him to “go in assault columns” to the Crimea is no greater than that of Yatsenyuk to receive a “bullet in the forehead” or Ruslanka to “burn himself.” Yes laughing
  65. +1
    25 July 2020 15: 01
    Kogan (Turchynov) organized the release of his beloved Yulia Grigyan-Kapitelman (Tymoshenko) illegally through a riot (Maidan) from the Kachanovsky pre-trial detention center after a call from the Dnepropetrovsk Chaldean Kolomoisky Kharkov to the mayor of Kairnes. Called a bloody pastor because he gave the command to bring down Kramatorsk and Slavyansk after friendly handshakes from Strelkov (guardian of the gifts of the Magi) and Slavic cops and office workers.. A follower of the Dnepropetrovsk synagogue case in the person of the Moldavian comrade Tegibko, former 1st secretary of the Komsomol of the Dnepropetrovsk region. He deserves the special joy of communicating with the Inquisition in the form of an answer for the atrocities in the Donbass.
  66. 0
    25 July 2020 15: 58
    and so gentlemen and comrades. what shall we call the cauldron into which this ...... slanted and its rabble will fall....
    In this regard, it will be cooked and digested, I suggest a name.....
    1 in the direction of Chongar, as if there were no questions. --Chongar cauldron
    2 in the direction to Perekop everything is more difficult
    a) Perekop boiler
    b) Armenian cauldron
    c) Titanium boiler - named after the plant that is there on the isthmus
    d) Soda Cauldron named after the soda factory located there
    e) or simply Sivash cauldron
    let's vote....
    By the way, there are still bags in military operations. ..I prefer to lock them in the Alexander bag by moving the border a little to the north
  67. 0
    25 July 2020 16: 08
    As a result, he will end up in a mental hospital.
  68. 0
    25 July 2020 16: 30
    Look for one clown)) let him give him a personal order and let the whole world laugh! Then everyone will be looking for Turchinov, saying he received an order and got lost, probably got the wrong map, went to Crimea, ended up in the USA, doesn’t know anything, doesn’t remember, amnesia, didn’t receive an order)))
    1. Gar
      -2
      25 July 2020 16: 34
      Absolutely right - I remember here, but I don’t remember here, it’s called amnesia))
  69. 0
    25 July 2020 20: 55
    let this Turchinov fight with our Kadyrov
  70. 0
    25 July 2020 23: 27
    well said if............
  71. 0
    26 July 2020 02: 49
    Let me sum it up... What did Ukraine gain as a result of the campaign for lace panties? Opportunity to travel to Poland to earn money? If this is important to Ukrainians, then yes - such an opportunity has appeared, but it existed before. What has Ukraine lost? Oh, the list here can be endless - industry, family connections, Russian language, etc. And she also lost my good attitude towards her, and don’t laugh, there are millions of me like me in Russia. But we once served together and nothing like this was foreshadowed... And here behind the lace panties... I’m still in a trance - how can you turn around so sharply and show your ass to those with whom you recently shared a crust of bread? Here the question arises for me: are Ukrainians really independent as a people? Or is it all fairy tales? About the Ukrainian melodious language, etc.? I come to the conclusion - fairy tales. For the sake of the Ukrainians, so that they don’t get too offended. Hey Sumerians, what about “your Poles helping you”? The whole history of Ukraine lies in this phrase - “did your Poles help you”?
  72. 0
    26 July 2020 13: 31
    Well, finally, everyone is waiting and waiting for him to conquer Crimea - 6 years have already passed and he’s just getting ready
  73. 0
    26 July 2020 15: 57
    The mental hospital is crying for him too.
  74. 0
    26 July 2020 22: 16
    On an air mattress?
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  76. 0
    27 July 2020 08: 41
    Right. Let him go on the attack. The commander must show his subordinates by personal example how to quickly go home with two hundred in zinc.