“To make people smile at SBU employees” - Director of 95 Quarter Studio appointed as Head of SBU

The previously announced fight against corruption and nepotism in Ukraine "is gaining momentum." Practically all the previous entourage of Vladimir Zelensky was employed in government bodies, including representatives of the 95 quarter studio.

So, Ivan Bakanov, who has been the director of the 95 Quarter studio for the past five-plus years, has been appointed the head of the Security Service of Ukraine. During the election, he headed the headquarters of Zelensky. In May 2019, he was appointed the first deputy head of the SBU.

It is known that Bakanov is a fellow countryman and childhood friend of the current president of Ukraine, they studied at the same school, then at the Krivoy Rog Economic Institute. Bakanov’s father was an institute teacher of Vladimir Zelensky.

Ivan Bakanov graduated from the Academy of Labor, Social Relations and Tourism, as well as the mentioned economic university in Krivoy Rog. Has a specialty "advocacy and prosecution."

Bakanov himself, after the appointment, said that the first thing he was going to reform was the management of "K" in the SBU. We are talking about the Office for Combating Corruption and Economic Crimes. According to Bakanov, this department will not be abolished, but it will be "refocused on modern challenges in order to more effectively confront them."

Bakanov:

In general, I will try to build the work of the service according to NATO standards. In general, the reform of the SBU should be such that people smile at the SBU.

Recall that on the eve of the desire to build the work of the headed department according to NATO standards, the new Minister of Defense of Ukraine also announced.

Comments

[Theodore]

Torture by laughter? Will be .

[The black]

It's okay to be young and without experience. Biden will give him the Sergeant Instructor.

[WILL]

It’s easy to identify Ukrainian shepherds ... by sparkling jokes, contagious laughter and the desire to speak in public!

[Lipchanin]

Quote: ANIMAL

sparkling jokes, contagious laughter and the desire to speak in public!

With anti-corruption ditties

[Spartanez300]

Litter of NATO in clown caps.

[venik]

Quote: ANIMAL

It’s easy to identify Ukrainian shepherds ... by sparkling jokes, contagious laughter and a desire to speak in public! laughing laughing laughing

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Stirlitz was walking through Berlin ... Nothing betrayed him as a Soviet intelligence officer .... Except for the Budyonovka and the parachute dragging behind!

[tihonmarine]

Quote: Black

Biden will give him the Sergeant Instructor.

And certainly African American.

[kit88]

Quote: tihonmarine

Quote: Black

Biden will give him the Sergeant Instructor.

And certainly African American.

Well, about orientation and I think it’s not worth specifying. And so everything is clear.

[tihonmarine]

Quote: kit88

Well, about orientation and I think it’s not worth specifying.

It’s like the astronaut of theirs.

[venik]

Quote: Black

Biden will give him the Sergeant Instructor. laughing

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Well, and for the "new" prezydent, they will "drive" the non-commissioned officer ...

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]

Or maybe this is homespun truth?

[Mestny]

There is no truth there.
And that means that you won’t be able to raise a hype either.

[AUL]

Almost all the former entourage of Vladimir Zelensky was employed in government bodies

Does this remind you of anything?

[Thrall]

For five years I have not watched KVN.
News from Ukraine is successfully replacing.

[YOUR]

Rollers will twist Quarter 95.
It’s interesting and what position will Elena Kravets get?

[tihonmarine]

Quote: YOUR

Rollers will twist Quarter 95.

His service in the SBU will end, he will return to the 95 quarter, he will make people laugh, but I am always drawn to extremes. Imagine if the head of the RSHA 4 management Müller finished the service and went to the scene to make people laugh.

[Crimean partisan 1974]

I wonder what kind of position Elena Kravets will get? ---- the one whom she played as Julie Scythe, but when will be the apogee of project 95U

[Vend]

Quote: Theodore

Torture by laughter? Will be .

A humorous stock show "Ukraine" is being created. Events of future episodes will laugh

[Retvizan 8]

... "In general, the reform of the SBU should be such that people smile" ...
I'm really looking forward to new episodes from "95th Quarter", it turned out funny before, I hope they won't disappoint now!))

[tihonmarine]

Quote: Retvizan 8

it turned out funny before, I hope, and now they won’t disappoint.!

And maybe you will have to cry "The ways of the Lord are inscrutable."

[Russobel]

The Show Must Go On!
Take Petrosyan for yourself as some sort of minister; he is after all from your paraphy.

[Lipchanin]

Quote: Russobel

Take Petrosyan for yourself as some minister,

Preferably foreign affairs.
But alas, it is occupied by the "quartermaster"

[tihonmarine]

Quote: Lipchanin

But alas, it is occupied by the "quartermaster"

Everything there is occupied by "quartiles", if only coffee, and empty glasses to bring / carry.

[Lipchanin]

Quote: tihonmarine

if only coffee, then bring / empty empty glasses.

unemployed

[gurzuf]

... and Stepanyan do not forget ... as an appendage.

[carstorm 11]

it's a complete kapets ... what's next? the general bald one will be who was running around the stage with him?))) damn, and it’s more and more fun)

[Retvizan 8]

But seriously, Zelensky was well entrenched, his man in the SBU, the parachute prosecutor also kicked in the ass, the new Minister of Defense, Krynkina also in the trash!

[To be or not to be]

Retvisan 8 (Eugene) Today, 07: 16 NEW

But seriously, Zelensky is well entrenched .. "

Zelensky?

[gurzuf]

So deafening will be the failure of this project.

[Sergey Obraztsov]

As a result, he holds a blank check. (with the exception of the Ministry of Internal Affairs), another question is how he will handle it. Europe and the United States long ago got the mess that is going on in Ukraine. Therefore, I’m even ready to bet that there will be purges and attempts to really stop the decomposition and decentralization of power, too.

[Siberian 66]

Let him even succeed there.

[Gvardeetz77]

Not quite a professional, of course, but apparently very faithful, which is very important for Ze, and professionals can be put on deputy deputies. Although it seems Ukraine is not the only country where for a very long time people have been appointed to senior management positions, who haven’t touched this sphere before ...

[Amateur]

In general, the reform of the SBU should be such that people smile at the SBU.

The GRU agent was convinced that there was no surveillance and scurried into the station toilet. ... But then he recoiled in horror: from the toilet looked at him smart, penetrating, slightly tired eyes of Major Pronichenko

[tihonmarine]

Quote: Amateur

But then he recoiled in horror: the smart, penetrating, slightly tired eyes of Major Pronichenko looked at him from the toilet

..... Silently tired eyes of the SBU chief, Ivan Bakanov.

[Ka-52]

in general, I will try to build the work of the service according to NATO standards

have non-brothers "NATO standards" is it some kind of fetish? How can the NATO standard (of a military-political bloc, the main force of which are the armies of its members) be tied to a structure that is engaged in somewhat different functions and completely different methods (intelligence and counterintelligence, combating corruption and other economic crimes, carrying out anti-terrorist measures)? Why are the FBI and CIA not tied to NATO standards? They have their own architecture, their own working methods, their own levels of reporting and decision-making.

[Andrei Gurov]

The boy simply does not understand who he was appointed, everyone is bawling "yes Europa, yes NATO", which means he should.

[Lipchanin]

Quote: Ka-52

have non-brothers "NATO standards" is it some kind of fetish?

It's like a beacon, "don't worry, I am the continuation of the previous course"

[tihonmarine]

Quote: Ka-52

Why is the FBI and the CIA not tied to NATO standards?

So all the power structures of the southern neighbors are tied to the above services.

[SERGEY SERGEEVICS]

In this way, soon all comedians will come to power with them. He is promoting his own.

[serg.shishkov2015]

I assumed similar! And Serduchka is the Minister of Culture! The circus continues!

[Lipchanin]

Quote: serg.shishkov2015

And Serduchka is the Minister of Culture! The circus continues!

[tihonmarine]

Quote: Lipchanin

And Serduchka is the Minister of Culture! The circus continues!

Yes, that Verka, that mamZelka, one barrel spill.

[Thrifty]

The only one in the Zelensky stranger’s team completely is the Avaks, who can easily drink blood to any minister as yet the head of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Ukraine.

[Lipchanin]

Quote: Thrifty

The only one in the Zelensky alien team completely is the Avaks,

Well, this one generally ran a masterpiece between the trickles of rain dry

[Mountain shooter]

Most importantly, they left Avakov ... Who is there in the SBU is not the most important thing yet, but this one is "on the move ne rosumie" ... How will he lead, his hands covered in blood up to his elbows?

[Retvizan 8]

What is surprising that Avakov was left; he, like Zelensky, is a man of Kalomoysky.

[neri73-r]

Avakov is control from the USA!

[tihonmarine]

Quote: Retvizan 8

What is surprising that Avakov was left; he, like Zelensky, is a man of Kalomoysky.

Something vague doubts prevail me, Kolomoisky is rather weak to operate with such posts.

[Moore]

Quote: Ka-52

What is the standard of NATO (the military-political bloc, the main force of which is the army of its members) that can be tied to a structure that deals with slightly different functions and completely different methods ...?

Naturally, none. The person showed his "professional suitability" from the first "publication". But this is fine for a 404 under external control.
The curators are indifferent - he will give the command to all sbushniks to wear clown caps or smile. They will continue their work. If this "reformer" gets in the way, they will build control circuits bypassing him.

[Scud]

I won’t allow you to laugh at the holy fool ... humorous ... oh, young nonsense ... that sho-wrestlers are aha closed .. not not, the chair of resolute Euro-integrators. Here you see, they are all clowns ... oh, fighters for duroocratic excesses ... ugh, you are democratic processes in a young country ... country.

[beeper]

Dear SCAD, it is clear that you are a talented sympathy for the work of our well-known truth-lounger-pollithrologist Kritikan Politikanov!

[rocket757]

The show must continue ..... on the other hand, where is the "daddy" ZO loyal to dial ???

[tihonmarine]

Quote: rocket757

and where to "dad" ZYo faithful to dial ???

Exactly, whatever they were, but they are their own. Maybe something will turn out, all the same there are no others.

[rocket757]

Quote: tihonmarine

Exactly, whatever they were, but they are their own. Maybe something will turn out, all the same there are no others.

There are others, but they are completely different, with such enemies you will not have to look!

[Motivatornick]

We are not better. With the ease of a pen, the Minister of Sport becomes the Minister of Construction.

[Andrey Chistyakov]

Quote: Motivatornick

We are not better. With the ease of a pen, the Minister of Sport becomes the Minister of Construction.

Well, far from Ukraine. With two convictions and become president !!!!

[Spambox]

Yeah, and our Deputies easily replace humorous groups. What is not the law is sheer humor (true black). You can laugh for a long time, but I think the coming to power of new young people will benefit Ukraine. I hope Avakov will be asked over time ....

[tihonmarine]

Quote: Motivatornick

With ease of pen, the Minister of Sport becomes the Minister of Construction.

Well, why so sick.

[rotmistr60]

In general, I will try to build the work of the service according to NATO standards.

An interesting statement, what is he talking about? And since when did the intelligence and operational activities in the world's intelligence services meet NATO standards? The forms and methods of work of the special services correspond to the standards that were established hundreds of years ago, with the subsequent filling with those that gave technical progress. These are the "specialists" who replaced Poroshenko's who were also not distinguished by their professionalism. One does not understand anything about operational activities, the second (the Minister of Defense) has not served a day, etc.

[tihonmarine]

Quote: rotmistr60

These are the "specialists" who replaced Poroshenko's who were also not distinguished by their professionalism. One does not understand anything about operational activities, the second (the Minister of Defense) did not serve a day, etc.

Go through the whole "Privoz", find the best.

[sergo1914]

Svetlakov? Galustyan? Slepakov? Kharlamov? Lubyanka was wary.

[gurzuf]

Who said that the Lenin thesis about a cook as a governing country is not relevant?

[Vasyan1971]

Quote: gurzuf

Who said that the Lenin thesis about a cook as a governing country is not relevant?

Original Quote:

“We are not utopians. We know that any laborer and any cook is not capable of immediately taking over the government. On this we agree with the cadets, and with Breshkovskaya, and with Tsereteli.
But we differ from these citizens in that we demand an immediate break with the prejudice that it is to run the state, to carry out the everyday, daily work of the administration, only rich or from wealthy families officials can take.
We demand that training in public administration be carried out by class-conscious workers and soldiers and that it should be started immediately, that is, all workers, all the poor, should be immediately involved in this training. ”Http://chtooznachaet.ru/kazhdaya-kuxarka-dolzhna -nauchitsya-upravlyat-gosudarstvom.html

Do not be fooled by enemy machinations.

[tihonmarine]

Quote: Vasyan1971

We demand that government training be given to class-conscious workers and soldiers, and that it be started immediately.

Correctly, Vladimir Ilyich said it was time to take action.

[Vasyan1971]

Bakanov:
In general, I will try to build the work of the service according to NATO standards.

And this, how, in general?

[Andrey Chistyakov]

Quote: Vasyan1971

Bakanov:
In general, I will try to build the work of the service according to NATO standards.

And this, how, in general?

Like the Baltic states. Everything is written off from there. Language, distortion of history, etc. etc.

[Vasyan1971]

I am inclined to think that the notorious "NATO standards" are such a marker. If for them, darlings, then the right kid, although he does not jump and does not praise the Bandera, at least defiantly.

[Andrey Chistyakov]

Quote: Vasyan1971

I am inclined to think that the notorious "NATO standards" are such a marker. If for them, darlings, then the right kid, although he does not jump and does not praise the Bandera, at least defiantly.

But he does not condemn the Bandera. This does not color him. And in general, there is no faith in them. This is of course my personal opinion.

[Borz]

The booth invites us .....
"We will show you a presentation
Oh! It will be a feast for the eyes! "(C)

[minus]

Yes, as much as you can about Ukraine ..... Tired of it already ... Do you not see such examples in Russia ???? This is the new head of the SBU, at least he has a legal education !!! And his specialization is fully consistent with the position. He has the specialty of "advocacy and prosecution." And our trampoline journalist with what reluctance space is in charge of ??? I got Ukraine every day on TV ... I just got what Ukrainians put on fools, making fools of us! We are not much better !!!! Every day the same thing ... Maybe enough? Maybe it’s better not talk shows with invited degenerates, but real news about life in the People's Republic of Lithuania? About people, about life, about the economy and assistance in restoration? Although soon it will never be .... Unfortunately, it is beneficial to many distributors of finances ... The feeder is huge .... And yes, in the end I say, I only for help and support both LDNR and Syria ... But apparently at the moment it comes down mainly to sawing finance and solving the political and economic interests of certain oligarchic groups (And the real problems of the authorities are of little interest ...

[Shurale]

The voice of one crying in the desert, catch the minus, your zombie is true to one place.

[tihonmarine]

Quote: Minus

About people, about life, about the economy and assistance in recovery?

But as long as the leading violin is played by Natsik and Bandera, there can be no talk of the above. The house needs to be put in order, and then talk.

[Berkut24]

In a decent intelligence service, staff in this situation would write a report on the resignation. But in the Security Service of Ukraine, a person paints a place. And gilt the pen. By NATO standards. So there will be no layoffs.

[Shurale]

When Taburetkin was appointed to command the army, for some reason no one in the Russian army wrote a letter of resignation. Why should Ukraine act differently? Double standards? Not?

[Berkut24]

There was nobody to leave with us. Just cut right and left. I want to remind you that military schools have also been reduced. There is still a huge shortage of pilots. After Serdyukov, it was necessary for all officers to increase the maximum service life, because lack of officers began. Do not remember not?

[kiril1246]

What do you think, Maslyakov and the company have something to fear?

[Shurale]

When Putin appoints his friends to important posts, no one is indignant, what is one stool. And then everyone found words for trolling. As in that joke - we, too, can go out onto the Red Square and shout - down with Bush!))))) No way to slave the slaves out of us ...
Do you think I criticize? Nah, keep laughing at what the government indicates and keep quiet about what the government forbids. Everyone chooses a place for himself.

[g1washntwn]

Quote: Bakanov

... so that people smile at SBU

Wrong verb. "Laugh", "laugh", "patsalom", etc. above them - yes. What remains? The EU and the curator said that there is no anti-corruption. Just cry and convince everyone that there are tears from laughter.

[Stoler]

And funny and scary

[sgr291158]

Already just no words, the show continues

[PValery53]

Now, "for the sake of laughter," they will begin to free all innocent people from their dungeons ...

[Radical]

Quote: Obi Wan Kenobi

Or maybe this is homespun truth?

"... she's thin, condo and homespun ..."

[turcom]

"In general, I will try to build the work of the service according to NATO standards. In general, the reform of the SBU should be such that people would smile at the SBU officers."

Probably, it would be correct to say: - "so that people laugh at the SBU officers"

[Ascold1901]

FSB Academy needs to be closed! Ex-KVNschikov will be enough for us! They will not go to TNT, but to the FSB. True, several of them work on the channel "Star" ....

[NF68]

More wonderful and wonderful. What else can they find in the near future?

[georggy]

Predictably.
We are waiting for new news.

[Vkd dvk]

Well, now things will go !!!!!!!
The president is knocking eggs on the piano, security is guarded by a friend and the same clown, all in business and with portfolios. 100 days of the presidency are not lost in vain. Now we need to do the main thing - to train the deputies of the Rada in the Ukrainian language so that it does not consist of polls criminals.

[Vkd dvk]

Quote: Shurale

When Putin appoints his friends to important posts, no one is indignant, what is one stool. And then everyone found words for trolling. As in that joke - we, too, can go out onto the Red Square and shout - down with Bush!))))) No way to slave the slaves out of us ...
Do you think I criticize? Nah, keep laughing at what the government indicates and keep quiet about what the government forbids. Everyone chooses a place for himself.

There are no brains, otherwise I would know why the stool was appointed Minister of Defense.

Teach, untrained:
The USSR army was 5 million in number. After the collapse and reduction of territory and capabilities, an audit of the property of the former Soviet Army was carried out. And it turned out that the number of stadiums, houses of officers, hospitals, training grounds, and just everything, for the maintenance of which there was no elementary money, it was decided to dump the excess and unnecessary property, which was hanging on the budget of the Ministry of Defense. And here it was not a military man who was needed, but a merchant. It was possible to give away for free, those who wish would be found. But to sell quickly and efficiently is more difficult.
He fulfilled his role. Now the defense is driven by the one that manages this better than many.