Weekend reading. Mustafa closes her eyes

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Under the heading "Weekend Pulp Fiction", the information and analytical resource "Military Review" presents the script for the action-packed short drama "Mustafa closes his eyes."

Weekend reading. Mustafa closes her eyes




We draw public attention to the fact that if someone has associations with any previously published works, then this is nothing more than contrived. Any coincidences in the drama “Mustafa closes his eyes” are purely random, and the questions from the series “What did the authors smoke?” Are recommended to be addressed directly to the Nobel Committee and the headquarters of the Oscars casting and stamping, for in recent years they give prizes and awards for anything ...

That is why the drama from the rubric of “Weekend Pulp Fiction” could well be included in the list of contenders for international laureate, if an eminent contemporary art director had the courage to film it. So, “Mustafa closes his eyes” - a short “Oscar-winning” (and we are maximalists, you know) meter.

Mustafa woke up in a cold car. Of the numerous gaps between the boards, the sun could shine in his eyes. But there was no sun. Damned Stalin, you stole the sun from us, Mustafa wanted to swear, but the security officer, after reading his thoughts, hit the edentulous lower jaw with the butt of a rifle. Then, with the same butt of the same rifle, Mustafa was hit by another security officer. Then - the third. Rezun-Suvorov correctly wrote - they have one rifle for three, - spitting out the last canine, Mustafa said.

Collectivization took away everything from Mustafa: seven sacks of grain, a scythe, two shovels and a horse — everything Mustafa and her sister Zuleikha stole in the neighboring village. The gypsy camp then did not forgive Mustafa for offenses and wrote a denunciation to GubChK. A week later, at the door to Mustafa knocked. There were seven of them. Mustafa dived into the cellar, and before that he managed to shout out that his sister had persuaded his sister to steal his horse. The sister was taken away in a black funnel to the Lubyanka immediately. Stalin's executioners did not stop even the fact that before the Lubyanka was more than a thousand kilometers. But did something stop these monsters? - thought in the cellar of Mustafa.

With this thought came 41-th. During this time, he managed to write 7 volumes of military history research on the topic "If Hitler had not attacked the USSR, the USSR would have attacked a free Europe." This work was carried away by pigeon mail outside the Soviet Union and subsequently recognized as the most truthful book about World War II by the Objective Prose Foundation Commission. And the head of "Hitler as a victim of Stalinist propaganda" was awarded the Pan-American Award "Democracy and Publicity of the Year."

Mustafa realized that the main value in his life remains the struggle for freedom and independence. On the radio, in some unknown language to him, he heard that the Germans were already in 35 km from Moscow. Well, that's it! - Mustafa was finishing the letter to his beloved sister, waiting for the release of the invincible German army. He was overwhelmed with joy. But the excitement vanished, because Mustafa was enrolled in the lists of the rifle battalion by the hand of the Stalin ghouls. In the first fight, Mustafa proved himself a true patriot, having gone over to the invincible side. But the terrible happened - a detachment of invincible, in which Mustafa found himself, was surrounded.

Mustafa woke up in a cold car ... Somewhere - near Brandenburg - the Russian Ivan is now raping 2 a million ambitious German women, - thought Mustafa. - Eh, but what was the chance to drink Bavarian beer and enjoy grilled sausages, but the bloody gebnya broke all prospects.

The soldier handed him a twisted newspaper scrap with a makhra. Mustafa smoked, and a smile of jubilation walked around the corners of his toothless mouth — on a piece of paper was the profile of the tyrant Stalin, who was burning down from Mustafa’s frantic puffs. He closed his eyes and ... after a year and a half he left under an amnesty. Damned Stalin, thought Mustafa and applied for joining the party in order to get the position of brigadier on the collective farm. The cold summer of 1953 was approaching ... The thaw was already felt with all the fibers of the soul.
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  1. +4
    24 March 2019 15: 26
    on a piece of newspaper was the profile of the tyrant Stalin, who had burned out from the frantic puffs of Mustafa

    Thanks to Stalin for the scrap of burning paper around the shag, he forgot to say. Does not respect mean.
    1. +2
      24 March 2019 15: 49
      While I see that only one irony caught.
      And I liked it, evil humor, caustic, everything as I love. Only I would replace the photo with another. I just got into Telegram today, I specifically downloaded it to insert here:
      1. 0
        24 March 2019 17: 46
        Quote: Buryi1965
        While I see that only one irony caught.
        And I liked it, evil humor, caustic, everything as I love. Only I would replace the photo with another. I just got into Telegram today, I specifically downloaded it to insert here:

        My friend, you are clearly delirious! Drink tinctures ..... Well, what do you have there ..
        1. 0
          24 March 2019 18: 21
          What I have? Tea. But you don't have to abuse Chappy.
          1. 0
            24 March 2019 18: 41
            It’s ridiculous. My cats roll on the floor ...
            1. +1
              25 March 2019 00: 39
              I mean, everyone has their own criteria for humor.
              I liked the humor here, very close to mine, you probably didn’t like it, but that doesn’t mean that we all have to adapt about the humor to a particular person, for example to you.
  2. +3
    24 March 2019 15: 30
    Incomprehensible publication. Maybe for the film "Zuleikha opens her eyes"? The artistic value of this work is in question. The work in terms of everyday life in the Tatar family is completely contrived. Yakhina is the same writer of the Tatar people as Rabindranath Tagore. With the same success, for example, Angelina Jolie in the role of Aksigny from the Quiet Don River can claim the role of a Tatar actress.
    https://www.business-gazeta.ru/article/413938
    1. +1
      24 March 2019 15: 33
      Such scribblers now. They themselves do not understand what they are writing about.
      1. 0
        24 March 2019 17: 31
        Quote: mag nit
        They themselves do not understand what they are writing about.

        Even after finishing the "piece"!
      2. +1
        24 March 2019 19: 10
        Quote: mag nit
        Such scribblers now. They themselves do not understand what they are writing about.

        Something similar was already fashionable in the 70s .......
        - Agent Shustry went to the toilet and sighed in relief! Finally, he broke away from surveillance. He opened the toilet lid and ... the tired and stern eyes of Major Pronin looked at him! Yes
        Easy, laid-back and does not call for anything.
    2. 0
      24 March 2019 17: 51
      Aristarkh Ludwigovich, I don’t understand anything !!!
  3. +1
    24 March 2019 15: 34
    One rifle for three and in general ... After what they did during the war in the Crimea, it is surprising that they didn’t move to Anadyr at all ...
    1. +7
      24 March 2019 15: 44
      Quote: Mountain Shooter
      After what they did during the war in the Crimea, it is surprising that they were not relocated to Anadyr at all ...

      The film "Zuleikha opens her eyes" about the Volga Tatars. GAZ-AA and GAZ-M cars organically fit into the events of 1918 of the year
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      2. +1
        24 March 2019 19: 40
        Quote: Aristarkh Ludwigovich
        GAZ-AA and GAZ-M cars organically fit into the events of 1918

        Like the barricades of modern and highly recognizable wooden crates.
        1. 0
          26 September 2020 16: 12
          After the state support for which such films are being shot has found all its addressees, what kind of historical accuracy do you want? Say thank you that the barricade does not consist of four garbage containers that stand in the courtyard of a house where the director somehow survives in the unbearable conditions of this terrible Russia! A man only just managed to get modest funds for a garage for his beloved Bentley, and you are not enough! Maybe take something not so vile for the film adaptation ?! Then the fondiki, harmoniously connected with the Soros funds, will not pay the director a cent, so what? To go around the world, to live on twenty thousand a month ?! Can't wait !!
    2. +1
      24 March 2019 16: 12
      Quote: Mountain Shooter
      One rifle for three and in general ... After what they did during the war in the Crimea, it is surprising that they didn’t move to Anadyr at all ...

      You confuse Crimean Tatars (Kipchaks) with Kazan Tatars, which are discussed in the book.
  4. +4
    24 March 2019 15: 44
    Damned Stalin, Mustafa thought, and filed an application to join the party in order to get the position of team leader on the collective farm. The cold summer of 1953 was approaching ... The thaw was already felt by all the fibers of the soul.
    ... good
    1. +2
      24 March 2019 17: 05
      Here you are right: do not add not add
      1. +1
        24 March 2019 17: 07
        The last paragraph ... just the best ... as the saying goes redundant ...
  5. +12
    24 March 2019 15: 49
    This is a mockery of anti-Soviet propaganda, which among the enemies of the USSR and the Soviet people is not only totally deceitful, hypocritical, slanderous, cowardly, but also delusional and irrational. They have reached such a degree of insanity and delusion that they have crossed all the boundaries of logic and common sense, with "firm conviction" they assert what simply cannot be.
    1. +2
      24 March 2019 16: 15
      Ir, here is Goebbels, whatever the enemy of the Communists, but sometimes he spoke correctly. The more delusional the lie is supposedly crazier, the more crowds will believe in it.
      And so it is.
      In general, all means are good ... If only there was a result.
      There, the British in one of the directions in Burma could not cope with the Japanese. Okay. Scattered over the Japanese positions tons of porn. Oppa! Things have gone. Fighting capacity fell for the samurai, the goal is achieved, the battle is won. Originals, you don’t write anything ...
      good laughing
    2. +1
      24 March 2019 17: 20
      Irina, well, everything is clear with that counter, but I still want to ask local journalists what they smoked before publishing this opus on VO ??? wassat
      questions from the series “What did the authors smoke?” We recommend that you direct the Oscars to the Nobel Committee and the headquarters for casting and stamping, because in recent years prizes and awards have been given for anything ...
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  7. +5
    24 March 2019 16: 38
    THANK YOU smile
    He laughed heartily.
  8. 0
    24 March 2019 17: 58
    Record player
  9. +3
    24 March 2019 19: 00
    This opus, in a manner of presentation reminds, Chronicles of the laboratory. (Recommended reading) to cheer up.
  10. +2
    24 March 2019 19: 49
    Any coincidences in the drama “Mustafa Closes Eyes” are purely random, and questions from the series “What did the authors smoke?”

    "Alas, unfortunately, following many others, I have to admit that the level of Voennoye Obozreniye readers is not the same."
    Tin, however ...
    1. +3
      24 March 2019 20: 13
      Quote: Less
      “What did the authors smoke?”

      And what did the authors smoke? laughing
      1. +3
        24 March 2019 21: 37
        Quote: olegyurjewitch
        And what did the authors smoke?

        This mystery is great ... hi
  11. +1
    24 March 2019 21: 22
    Quote: Mountain Shooter
    One rifle for three and in general ... After what they did during the war in the Crimea, it is surprising that they didn’t move to Anadyr at all ...

    Duc resettled - the corn genius made an amnesty and left for home am
  12. -1
    25 March 2019 00: 53
    Quote: Buryi1965
    What I have? Tea. But you don't have to abuse Chappy.

    wassat good good hi
  13. -1
    25 March 2019 00: 59
    Quote: sabakina
    It’s ridiculous. My cats roll on the floor ...

    And whiskas too .... lol