Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. EBU regrets Ukraine ... but hopes
Greetings, my friends. Well, no way you can not deal with our choices. Questions, questions, questions ... Why? I very simply explained the situation. Everything is clear to everyone. The words that presidential candidates now caress the ears of Ukrainians are just words.
If you need to chew the situation before baby food, then chew. I hope for the last time. Me and so familiar cockroaches, those who are in the know, naturally, say with a laugh: “Cockroach, we read you and see when you write“ podshofe ”, when“ from a hangover ”, and when“ not in one eye. ”Stop writing about the next turn of the ass of our government. Try to write about “gras finished.” What do you think means “Khan to the kitten will not be fooled”.
But the ring open mouth - Razin, like a hippopotamus. Themselves to blame themselves asked.
The Hydrant's only weak spot in this election is the first round. Will be able to pass - will continue to mock the country. Does anyone today doubt this result of the first round? But the "heavy artillery" Hydrant has not yet applied. In the Ministry of Internal Affairs, the Security Service of Ukraine and other anti-corruption courts there is a lot of things for candidates. Jambs each so much that ...
Second round. Those who voted for Zelensky or Tymoshenko will vote like that. But those who were for other candidates? Although the marketplace is already openly voiced and resold once or twice. Who, to whom, how much is another question.
Any peasant would prefer fertilizer to his own vegetable garden from an already well-known barn than from any kangaroo or rhinoceros. That is the essence of peasant logic. Let kengurino shit and better, as they say, but who knows. And here everything is known and guaranteed. Little, but it will always be.
Have you ever noticed that most often aren't right? Just crushes the mass and wins. Is that the main thing in a woman? Waist, chest, character? Well no! The main thing - eyes! Estimate how a woman will look without eyes at all. Horror...
For what I reminded you of the pressure of the mass. Ochlocracy often leads to idiocy. Mass, nationwide. We presented a smart example to you by the appearance in the media of reports on corruption schemes in government procurement in the defense sphere.
My predictions come true. We start sigat in shit. Do not dig, namely to ride. To soar higher and flew further.
The journalists raised a lot of noise. Guard. Businessmen bought spare parts for Ukrainian tanks and armored personnel carriers in Russia through a system of gaskets and made money on it!
What unpatriotic businessmen. Money earned on nenke! Purchased something in 2-4 times more expensive! So, margin in your pocket. And this is at a time when the whole country has strained all its forces to fight the aggressor. Well, sizzled with righteous anger?
What happened next?
This is the cry of the soul of Yulia Tymoshenko in the Rada. This is a call to impeach the Hydrant. Of course, because all the people who are listed in the materials of journalists from the inner circle of the Hydrant.
Even NABU spoke out.
Proud, but rustic, my fellow citizens tensed. Is justice? Has it really come to power that they are stealing? Is Alzheimer's Disease Curable? In Ukraine, learned to diagnose it at the initial stage? SUHS repeatedly!
But you study nature, your mother. See how predators attack. When they are silent, and when they growl. I will not claim originality, you know it, but you cannot express it in words, but I can. The most dangerous person is the one who listens, thinks and speaks out! And the Hydrant was silent!
The hydrant stood and pretended that everything that happened did not concern him. Prosecutors and investigators will understand. And then? Throw and ... Ukraine has forgotten about the scandal. The friend and partner of the Hydrant, Oleg Gladkovsky, makes a simple statement, after which it becomes clear to everyone that the matter will be closed. The applicants are accused ...
After that, someone noticed the National Corps, who protested outside the General Prosecutor’s Office building of February 27? Yulina guard did not read the works of Lenin. It clearly states the timing of the uprising. In short, while the action was being prepared, the performance turned into a farce. Makhnovshchina in its purest form. No more.
But on the National Corps, the conversation will be separate. In the report.
Remembered from the past. When the main thing in life was to learn children and give them the knowledge necessary for life. The son, who didn’t really like the learning process, was caught in an unlearned lesson on stories. The answer to the question about Columbus sounded like this: "Well, Columbus ... So, so ... Columbus did not know where he came! And when he returned home, he could not say where it came from!"
Then he deservedly got his hit. But today we have to quote him. It is enough to replace Columbus with Ukraine, and everything falls into place. A change is necessary. Especially after all of us were lowered from heaven to ... No, in the dung pile at the election of a candidate for Eurovision 2019.
There was no such shame for all of us. Do you know what the young ones say about this? "The Ukrainians beautifully lit the grandmother via SMS and stuck their faces in the mud!" By the way, an interesting question about SMS. "Where is the money, Zin?"
It is very touching that "the European Broadcasting Union (EBU) regrets that Ukraine will not participate in Eurovision in 2019, but hopes for its participation next time." But the fact that among our artists there was not one who agreed to appease the authorities for a career, this pleases.
Right guys. The authorities can indicate the desired path in different ways. You can send. But this is if the authorities are listening. And you can send ... And now let them introduce in the maternity hospitals a test questionnaire for newborns with questions such as who is the hero, whose Crimea, who is the aggressor. And then they gave birth to quilted jackets and quilted jackets. No one country at the song contest to submit.
For those who do not know: our singers and singers were not stupid enough to perform at the Eurovision program. There it was necessary in every interview to talk about the Russian aggression, the occupation of the territory of Ukraine, and so on.
And you say we do not have smart. Clever, maybe not, but the number of fools sharply declined.
I have an offer for the Rada and personally for the Hydrant. Panov, it is necessary to urgently introduce a bill to amend the Constitution. Let's write a separate article aspiration of Ukraine at Eurovision! Represent, how we will fill in?
Soon 8 Martha. I remembered the event connected with this holiday from the beginning of the century. We lived then, frankly, not very. And the Cockroach before the holiday with a sly physiognomy I asked for air conditioning in the bedroom. It's hot for her, you see. And what to do? Funds, in the sense of money, I did not have then.
But I got out. In short, Tarakanushka then received air conditioning in the bedroom. Right on the bedside table! In such a beautiful package. Under the gold. For hair...
Approximately the same did our fishermen. The Azov Sea is completely occupied by gobies. And catching this very bull is scary. Turned up our power of affairs. And the reverse does not want to include. Sit fishermen with fishing rods on the shore. Well ... We decided the problem according to our new traditions!
Our State Fishery Agency signed an agreement in Russia on fishing in the Sea of Azov! Now Ukraine can catch 9 thousand tons, and you only 6. Squeeze your salmon, pink salmon, pollack and other sturgeon. Gobies are our everything! It is only black on top, but inside is white! Belorybitsa called ...
Do you think the Cockroach is crazy? What is in this message from the Ukrainians? Incidentally, because of my own land, I also asked this question. I tell for non-Ukrainians. On behalf of one of the participants of the event.
We are going on the shore. In a sense, we sit with fishing poles and reason. Eh, now would catch the bull. This captain seiner dreams. Yes, the bull now would go for a sweet soul. The people impoverished. And then the fish is cheap. This is the owner of the tent where the fish are sold, woke up. Yes, and how much tax I collected from you. You would have caught thousands of 9-10 tons of this bull ... This is the voice of the "fisherman" from the city administration.
We sat and wrote the protocol. All signed and ... sent a protocol to Russia. Everything! It is done. It is possible for wives to say that soon the fish is not in pieces, but in kilograms we will count. And one sailor in general demanded to include in the protocol the obligation to return seamen in the event of any mistakes. Turned on. We wait.
Yes. I almost forgot. Then a businessman threw me a question. Do you guys have locomotives left? Well, those with a pipe. Only from the Urals or from Siberia not to offer. Long away. We do not have enough trees in the Carpathians to overtake locomotives to Ukraine. But we do not buy aggressive fuel in principle. No money left.
Do not laugh. This is not a humorous journal. This is a serious edition and the questions are serious. Our diesel fuel is over. I mean, absolutely. On Ukrzaliznytsa shunting locomotives stood. The carriages at the stations are almost manually composed.
The work on the maintenance of railway tracks and the modernization of stations stopped. At the depot, some people in the form of railway workers are darting around and pouring diesel fuel from reserve locomotives and motor-carts into canisters. In general, today all that can be launched by railroad workers is an electric burden.
Нет, ну вы хитры. Вот она, гибридная war. Поход на Москву наш Генштаб вынужден был отменить. Тыловое обеспечение пока хромает. Агрессор отказывается продавать топливо даже через третьи страны. Ждем, когда Гидрант официально объявит акцию "Прикрути!" на железнодорожном транспорте.
And not only on the railway. Everywhere tension with fuel.
For my part, I will offer a proven method for centuries. Today we are in a situation similar to the one in which Columbus I already mentioned above was in. And how did he solve this problem? Yes, just! Sail! The wind is free!
And the new is a very well forgotten old.
Or as in India. Rickshaw, driven by a stun gun, is considered a trolley bus. Eastern wisdom! Are we worse?
Even the wires do not need to be removed. Where they still have and electricity is not turned off. And on other roads we put skeletons and masts on wagons made of logs. We stretch the sails and go! The economy should be economical. And environmentally friendly!
But at the stations no longer sound ads in Russian!
Something for a long time I did not write about our foreign policy. Here are the Jews. What kind of people are these? In short, if Israel does not stop systematically violating the rights of our tourists, we will cancel visa-free Jews! This is not me said. This is our Foreign Ministry said.
Can you imagine, they fly to Boryspil in the morning flight with their Israeli passports and give them the right to swing. We have no visa. Let us go to Ukraine. Our border guards to them culturally: "Panov, whose Crimea?" And they are fools include: "Taki we in kind did not take."
In short, the border guards will not catch up, they took and did not let 35 citizens of Israel to Ukraine. Let geography learn. That's right, you go to the country - learn the hymn. Find out whose Crimea. Yes, and MOV is desirable.
But imagine what kind of vile people in Israel are. They took and the whole plane ideologically correct Ukrainians (140 people) turned back. One told me that he, of course, did not have a Hebrew language, but whose Golan Heights he knows.
And all the hand of Moscow! Everywhere! By our logic, of course. Look, Israel has created problems for the Ukrainians. And who created Israel? Stalin! Here is a hybrid war. From where, from what time.
Anyway. There were problems, problems and problems. But today the main thing is spring. Friends, have you noticed how interesting this time is? Then you want to fall in love, then retire to leave. Depending on the presence of the sun in the sky. In general - the time of total exacerbations.
And a little more sketches from the streets of Kiev. Naturally, concerning the most expensive that we have - the stomach. Immerse yourself in the warm and relaxed atmosphere of the 90s of the last century. Yes, shot 1 March 2019, but ... It looks like my time machine is still working, right?
So I wish you a good mood! To please you and the blue skies, and your loved ones. Spring has come, so we will live!
Little postscript. Again, I don’t say goodbye for a long time, because I want to tell you about how I visited a gathering of the National Guard.
If you need to chew the situation before baby food, then chew. I hope for the last time. Me and so familiar cockroaches, those who are in the know, naturally, say with a laugh: “Cockroach, we read you and see when you write“ podshofe ”, when“ from a hangover ”, and when“ not in one eye. ”Stop writing about the next turn of the ass of our government. Try to write about “gras finished.” What do you think means “Khan to the kitten will not be fooled”.
But the ring open mouth - Razin, like a hippopotamus. Themselves to blame themselves asked.
The Hydrant's only weak spot in this election is the first round. Will be able to pass - will continue to mock the country. Does anyone today doubt this result of the first round? But the "heavy artillery" Hydrant has not yet applied. In the Ministry of Internal Affairs, the Security Service of Ukraine and other anti-corruption courts there is a lot of things for candidates. Jambs each so much that ...
Second round. Those who voted for Zelensky or Tymoshenko will vote like that. But those who were for other candidates? Although the marketplace is already openly voiced and resold once or twice. Who, to whom, how much is another question.
Any peasant would prefer fertilizer to his own vegetable garden from an already well-known barn than from any kangaroo or rhinoceros. That is the essence of peasant logic. Let kengurino shit and better, as they say, but who knows. And here everything is known and guaranteed. Little, but it will always be.
Have you ever noticed that most often aren't right? Just crushes the mass and wins. Is that the main thing in a woman? Waist, chest, character? Well no! The main thing - eyes! Estimate how a woman will look without eyes at all. Horror...
For what I reminded you of the pressure of the mass. Ochlocracy often leads to idiocy. Mass, nationwide. We presented a smart example to you by the appearance in the media of reports on corruption schemes in government procurement in the defense sphere.
My predictions come true. We start sigat in shit. Do not dig, namely to ride. To soar higher and flew further.
The journalists raised a lot of noise. Guard. Businessmen bought spare parts for Ukrainian tanks and armored personnel carriers in Russia through a system of gaskets and made money on it!
What unpatriotic businessmen. Money earned on nenke! Purchased something in 2-4 times more expensive! So, margin in your pocket. And this is at a time when the whole country has strained all its forces to fight the aggressor. Well, sizzled with righteous anger?
What happened next?
“The fact that journalists were found falls under article 111 of the Criminal Code of Ukraine. This is treason, deliberately committed by a citizen of Ukraine to the detriment of sovereignty, territorial value and immunity, defense, state and economic security of the country!”
This is the cry of the soul of Yulia Tymoshenko in the Rada. This is a call to impeach the Hydrant. Of course, because all the people who are listed in the materials of journalists from the inner circle of the Hydrant.
Even NABU spoke out.
"NABU detectives will analyze information about the facts of defense corruption, as set out in the journalistic investigation of Lesia Ivanova, and provide her with a proper assessment.
Note that the enterprises referred to in the material are already the objects of NABU investigations. In general, detectives investigate corruption at about 15 enterprises of the military-industrial complex in the framework of several dozen criminal proceedings. "
Note that the enterprises referred to in the material are already the objects of NABU investigations. In general, detectives investigate corruption at about 15 enterprises of the military-industrial complex in the framework of several dozen criminal proceedings. "
Proud, but rustic, my fellow citizens tensed. Is justice? Has it really come to power that they are stealing? Is Alzheimer's Disease Curable? In Ukraine, learned to diagnose it at the initial stage? SUHS repeatedly!
But you study nature, your mother. See how predators attack. When they are silent, and when they growl. I will not claim originality, you know it, but you cannot express it in words, but I can. The most dangerous person is the one who listens, thinks and speaks out! And the Hydrant was silent!
The hydrant stood and pretended that everything that happened did not concern him. Prosecutors and investigators will understand. And then? Throw and ... Ukraine has forgotten about the scandal. The friend and partner of the Hydrant, Oleg Gladkovsky, makes a simple statement, after which it becomes clear to everyone that the matter will be closed. The applicants are accused ...
“This is also the former defense minister and head of the parliamentary defense committee, Anatoly Gritsenko, as one of the main traders in the army. This is also the former prime minister Yulia Tymoshenko, who signed the relevant government regulations that gave the green light to destroy the country's defense potential, and today, sweeping out his own footprints, making false statements. "
After that, someone noticed the National Corps, who protested outside the General Prosecutor’s Office building of February 27? Yulina guard did not read the works of Lenin. It clearly states the timing of the uprising. In short, while the action was being prepared, the performance turned into a farce. Makhnovshchina in its purest form. No more.
But on the National Corps, the conversation will be separate. In the report.
Remembered from the past. When the main thing in life was to learn children and give them the knowledge necessary for life. The son, who didn’t really like the learning process, was caught in an unlearned lesson on stories. The answer to the question about Columbus sounded like this: "Well, Columbus ... So, so ... Columbus did not know where he came! And when he returned home, he could not say where it came from!"
Then he deservedly got his hit. But today we have to quote him. It is enough to replace Columbus with Ukraine, and everything falls into place. A change is necessary. Especially after all of us were lowered from heaven to ... No, in the dung pile at the election of a candidate for Eurovision 2019.
There was no such shame for all of us. Do you know what the young ones say about this? "The Ukrainians beautifully lit the grandmother via SMS and stuck their faces in the mud!" By the way, an interesting question about SMS. "Where is the money, Zin?"
It is very touching that "the European Broadcasting Union (EBU) regrets that Ukraine will not participate in Eurovision in 2019, but hopes for its participation next time." But the fact that among our artists there was not one who agreed to appease the authorities for a career, this pleases.
Right guys. The authorities can indicate the desired path in different ways. You can send. But this is if the authorities are listening. And you can send ... And now let them introduce in the maternity hospitals a test questionnaire for newborns with questions such as who is the hero, whose Crimea, who is the aggressor. And then they gave birth to quilted jackets and quilted jackets. No one country at the song contest to submit.
For those who do not know: our singers and singers were not stupid enough to perform at the Eurovision program. There it was necessary in every interview to talk about the Russian aggression, the occupation of the territory of Ukraine, and so on.
And you say we do not have smart. Clever, maybe not, but the number of fools sharply declined.
I have an offer for the Rada and personally for the Hydrant. Panov, it is necessary to urgently introduce a bill to amend the Constitution. Let's write a separate article aspiration of Ukraine at Eurovision! Represent, how we will fill in?
Soon 8 Martha. I remembered the event connected with this holiday from the beginning of the century. We lived then, frankly, not very. And the Cockroach before the holiday with a sly physiognomy I asked for air conditioning in the bedroom. It's hot for her, you see. And what to do? Funds, in the sense of money, I did not have then.
But I got out. In short, Tarakanushka then received air conditioning in the bedroom. Right on the bedside table! In such a beautiful package. Under the gold. For hair...
Approximately the same did our fishermen. The Azov Sea is completely occupied by gobies. And catching this very bull is scary. Turned up our power of affairs. And the reverse does not want to include. Sit fishermen with fishing rods on the shore. Well ... We decided the problem according to our new traditions!
Our State Fishery Agency signed an agreement in Russia on fishing in the Sea of Azov! Now Ukraine can catch 9 thousand tons, and you only 6. Squeeze your salmon, pink salmon, pollack and other sturgeon. Gobies are our everything! It is only black on top, but inside is white! Belorybitsa called ...
Do you think the Cockroach is crazy? What is in this message from the Ukrainians? Incidentally, because of my own land, I also asked this question. I tell for non-Ukrainians. On behalf of one of the participants of the event.
We are going on the shore. In a sense, we sit with fishing poles and reason. Eh, now would catch the bull. This captain seiner dreams. Yes, the bull now would go for a sweet soul. The people impoverished. And then the fish is cheap. This is the owner of the tent where the fish are sold, woke up. Yes, and how much tax I collected from you. You would have caught thousands of 9-10 tons of this bull ... This is the voice of the "fisherman" from the city administration.
We sat and wrote the protocol. All signed and ... sent a protocol to Russia. Everything! It is done. It is possible for wives to say that soon the fish is not in pieces, but in kilograms we will count. And one sailor in general demanded to include in the protocol the obligation to return seamen in the event of any mistakes. Turned on. We wait.
Yes. I almost forgot. Then a businessman threw me a question. Do you guys have locomotives left? Well, those with a pipe. Only from the Urals or from Siberia not to offer. Long away. We do not have enough trees in the Carpathians to overtake locomotives to Ukraine. But we do not buy aggressive fuel in principle. No money left.
Do not laugh. This is not a humorous journal. This is a serious edition and the questions are serious. Our diesel fuel is over. I mean, absolutely. On Ukrzaliznytsa shunting locomotives stood. The carriages at the stations are almost manually composed.
The work on the maintenance of railway tracks and the modernization of stations stopped. At the depot, some people in the form of railway workers are darting around and pouring diesel fuel from reserve locomotives and motor-carts into canisters. In general, today all that can be launched by railroad workers is an electric burden.
Нет, ну вы хитры. Вот она, гибридная war. Поход на Москву наш Генштаб вынужден был отменить. Тыловое обеспечение пока хромает. Агрессор отказывается продавать топливо даже через третьи страны. Ждем, когда Гидрант официально объявит акцию "Прикрути!" на железнодорожном транспорте.
And not only on the railway. Everywhere tension with fuel.
For my part, I will offer a proven method for centuries. Today we are in a situation similar to the one in which Columbus I already mentioned above was in. And how did he solve this problem? Yes, just! Sail! The wind is free!
And the new is a very well forgotten old.
Or as in India. Rickshaw, driven by a stun gun, is considered a trolley bus. Eastern wisdom! Are we worse?
Even the wires do not need to be removed. Where they still have and electricity is not turned off. And on other roads we put skeletons and masts on wagons made of logs. We stretch the sails and go! The economy should be economical. And environmentally friendly!
But at the stations no longer sound ads in Russian!
Something for a long time I did not write about our foreign policy. Here are the Jews. What kind of people are these? In short, if Israel does not stop systematically violating the rights of our tourists, we will cancel visa-free Jews! This is not me said. This is our Foreign Ministry said.
Can you imagine, they fly to Boryspil in the morning flight with their Israeli passports and give them the right to swing. We have no visa. Let us go to Ukraine. Our border guards to them culturally: "Panov, whose Crimea?" And they are fools include: "Taki we in kind did not take."
In short, the border guards will not catch up, they took and did not let 35 citizens of Israel to Ukraine. Let geography learn. That's right, you go to the country - learn the hymn. Find out whose Crimea. Yes, and MOV is desirable.
But imagine what kind of vile people in Israel are. They took and the whole plane ideologically correct Ukrainians (140 people) turned back. One told me that he, of course, did not have a Hebrew language, but whose Golan Heights he knows.
And all the hand of Moscow! Everywhere! By our logic, of course. Look, Israel has created problems for the Ukrainians. And who created Israel? Stalin! Here is a hybrid war. From where, from what time.
Anyway. There were problems, problems and problems. But today the main thing is spring. Friends, have you noticed how interesting this time is? Then you want to fall in love, then retire to leave. Depending on the presence of the sun in the sky. In general - the time of total exacerbations.
And a little more sketches from the streets of Kiev. Naturally, concerning the most expensive that we have - the stomach. Immerse yourself in the warm and relaxed atmosphere of the 90s of the last century. Yes, shot 1 March 2019, but ... It looks like my time machine is still working, right?
So I wish you a good mood! To please you and the blue skies, and your loved ones. Spring has come, so we will live!
Little postscript. Again, I don’t say goodbye for a long time, because I want to tell you about how I visited a gathering of the National Guard.
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