Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. Nevvodilovo gazovodvodnoe. No and do not need
It is clear that many will immediately have a question: did he understand what he said? So, the second part of the title is the answer to it. Immediately and in the forehead. But we go in order.
Greetings to you, dear friends! Hello and prosper! And with the holiday you, real people! We, whatever they say on Bankova, celebrate 23 in February. But for those who came to Kiev after the “Maidan”, this holiday is like an awl in the sirloin. Yes, and the younger generation, if viewed objectively, is not very relevant to the Soviet holidays.
But this, you know, as a sirloin of the rump in the commonplace presentation. That is, it is the most, but there is no such word. So here we have, there seems to be no holiday, and a quarter of the population of the country notes something. But how…
I have two problems. The first, the most difficult, is your desire to know the situation with elections. I look through the serious media in different countries, including the Russian, of course. Just as you know, I have my own sources of information in some areas. Honestly, for a person who thinks, finding the same pearl in a pile of manure is easy enough. Dare.
To agitate for someone, I will not compare the programs of candidates. Just because I do not see in this crowd crawling with a gentle, as they think, grunting to the tub, people. Everything as usual. And the animals are the same as always. Whoever comes first, the pigsty will not be rebuilt. Cockroaches do not like pigsty. And I don’t feel like changing the name to Okolosvinsky.
The second problem is so for pale young men, with a burning look ... Asking questions like "this is how you should hate your homeland" and all that. My dear ones (and you really cost Ukraine dearly, thanks to you they keep us for idiots), I see everything and I know your plans earlier than you do. Remember, cockroaches live even in your heads. And these cockroaches communicate with each other. You can only break, beat the weak and run in the SBU for the scammer's salary.
Boys, I'll tell you one nasty thing - I saw the Kiev lists of "hunters on cockroaches." As soon as I think about how to comb you, so as not to substitute anyone of yours - here we will talk sincerely.
Okay. I will begin a serious part of the notes. I will solve the problem number one. I'll tell you my own vision of the situation in Ukraine. This is not the expression of someone's views, but the thoughts of the Cockroach. No more.
Today, increasingly, among thinking Ukrainians, one can hear quite sensible thoughts. What I read in your comments about the historical lag of Ukrainian politics from the Russian years on 20-25 began to reach us. And in the modern world a quarter of a century is a whole epoch. Today we live somewhere at the end of the 20 century. At a time when you "voted with your heart."
In general, we are not very different, the main question - why would you suddenly? Therefore, everything is the same, and the rake is not even the label “Made in the USSR”, not “Made in Russia”. Bams on the head is about the same, the only question is to whom it is more offensive from what rake drove.
Ukrainians still divide the world into black and white. There is a civilized West and a wild East. True, some have already jumped balls for rollers. Is Japan West or East? And China? And India? There is a kink, but there are very few attempts to understand the changes. We want to go to Europe because they feed better there.
But I’ll say this for Europe, not everything is so smooth there either. And not in terms of visas, but in terms of us. Visa-visa - it's all garbage. In Europe, our reluctance to assimilate begins to cause discontent, but to live like diasporas.
No, what do you suggest? Polyglot become? Right now ... Let Europe begin to teach Ukrainian, since such a booze has gone that we moved to learn it! We are the ancient population of Europe, we dug the seas and poured mountains! And here they let our language learn, while we still think of something, such as the great migration of Ukrainians to Europe!
SchA show, sho is not stuck ...
Therefore, clamps are torn in our heads. Remember the wave of information (happiness) that covered Ukraine when the United States announced sanctions against Russian enterprises. Remember Deripaska. Well, now the great Americans will tear Mordor to shreds, and Ukraine will blow a piece of Ukraine. So what? Aluminum prices soared, and everything calmed down.
Americans are good. Russian good. Some Ukrainians with their mriyami sit in a puddle and flow around. How so? Where is Peremoga?
The latest example from Frau Merkel. "Of course, I am on the side of Poroshenko, but Nord Stream-2 is also important for me." This is from her speech at the Munich Conference.
And again, the gap of our patterns. What it is? What is the German Chancellor fighting for? We are for you, and you ... And they are for themselves! Friendship is friendship, and snuff apart. And even the great Zaluzha residents cannot pressure the Germans.
We also had an interesting relationship with these guys. Oh, how beautiful Americans drown for the preservation of our pipe. Already paws bend. On koryachki get up want of gratitude. Caring for us orphaned.
But it is necessary to include a thought, and a simple question arises. Do they not understand that the pipe is full of holes? Do not understand what to invest in its repair will be at a price equal to the construction of a new one? Stupid and can not count? Or are we so smart? Woe from such a mind.
No one will repair this pipe. You just need to wait for the beginning of its destruction. In this case, do not let Russia build a backup. And that's it! Imagine an option when Russia will not be able to fulfill gas supply contracts. Our pipe broke. Some activists blew up that in general easily ...
What happens next? And then there will be Ooooi from the EU. Give gas! Industry has risen. People freezes. Prices are rising. And here on the horizon appears a white steamer ... American gas carrier. Everything. Mission accomplished. Europe hooked on American liquefied gas!
Where is Ukraine in this scheme? Where where? There! Moreover, Ukraine itself will also have to buy from the Americans. And to pay for this gas in hryvnias received for the delivery of pieces of this very pipe to the scrap collection points.
Russia? We are "fighting" with you for five years. At the same time, imports from Russia are growing, and exports are falling. Factories rise one after another because of their orientation to the Russian market, which is closed at the direction of the government. And ours, and yours. Agriculture, even with record harvests, cannot realize cultivated. The quotas, wood louse their mother ...
It is clearly seen how we are fighting with the example of a great oil-producing fish, a levitating, and more recently, a coal-producing country, Belarus. Do you know how much increased imports of petroleum products and coal from Belarus to Ukraine?
Last year, Belarus reduced the supply of petroleum products to Ukraine by 11,9% - to 3,16 million tons, but the export value increased by 15% - to $ 2,09 billion. This is evidenced by the data of the National Statistics Committee of Belarus. The total supply amounted to 11,93 million tons. The average export price rose to $ 544,1 per ton, which is 26,2% more.
Further more interesting. Over the past year, exports of coal from Belarus to Ukraine increased by 980 times, anthracite - by 340 times. And this is despite the fact that Belarus has no deposits of its own, except brown coal. Yes, and he mostly in the swamps, where shrimp are caught.
According to Belstat, Belarusian exports of coal to Ukraine amounted to 588,5 thousand tons (0,6 thousand tons in 2017 year), anthracite - 102,2 thousand tons (0,3 thousand tons in 2017 year). It is also reported that exports to the European Union increased significantly.
Our black and white vision cannot see the changes that have already occurred in the world. There is no global West and global East. The EU? WTO? NATO? Yes, any international organization today is nothing more than a tool to put pressure on weaker countries. Many US react to all these organizations? Or China? Maybe Russia is running to fulfill them?
A great example in this respect is the European Parliament. European deputies bucked. They deprived Russia of any rights there. So what? What is this talking room turned into? Who is now generally interested in the decisions of this body? This small party in which some people gather. Talk about something. Take some resolution. Something there express. And everything ...
Yes, we are glad to be hundreds of times more effective! Once accepted, the whole country rises to its ears! And then such a gang - and nothing ... Weak!
I would continue this conversation. And about the problem of the Kuril Islands. When they cannot solve the islands, but the energy bridge and the gas pipeline between Sakhalin and Hokkaido are being built. About "Nord Stream-2", when, after a massive attack on European companies involved in construction, somehow quietly all calmed down and do their job. About the British, who are willing to suffer losses from leaving the EU, but no longer want to listen to the idiots from the Young Europeans. But why?
My heart aches for my country. Our power lives, I repeat, in a different reality. What did our Hydrant say in Munich? "Success is possible only when the United States, Europe and the whole world will be together." Ha ha ha. And what about the tobacco, Mr. Hydrant?
I did not want to write about the pain, but I can not help it. Look at the Donbass. Can we do something? Not! The Ukrainian government, and the one that is today, and the one that will be tomorrow, does not offer anything. The tales of a mighty army that is capable of something there are no longer interesting to anyone. Well, except in terms of otmaza from her. Otmazatsya from service in the mighty Ukrainian army has become more expensive than in any model 2014 of the year.
We understand that it is worth turning the Ukrainian Armed Forces into a kangaroo and to jump a little further, half of Ukraine will have to meet the next coffins with the dead. And it will end with another Minsk. Only now we will lose at least the entire Donbass.
Today, who does not ask to solve the problem for us. We are silly, weak. Just help. Talk to Russia and the republics. Help us arrange terror in the Donbas. We quickly lyustr all and all. Only the troops enter, so that the Armed Forces of Ukraine, the Security Service of Ukraine, the Security Service of Ukraine, the NG and the Ministry of Internal Affairs will frolic in plenty.
I think you understand why I do not want to comment on the election campaign. Why I consider that those politicians who were allowed to nominate me are not particularly interesting. This election is almost without choice. Even the fact that many Ukrainians are deprived of the right to elect does not change the situation. Just another safety cable for today's power. No more.
In short, as my alcoholic neighbor said, the district physician is to blame. He, reptile, prescribed me a heavy drink. That rushed ...
We finally found out that Putin did not sign the Minsk agreements! Imagine? And Leonid Kuchma is guilty. He revealed the secret. True, peculiar. Now I will open you and you eyes.
Do you think the Minsk agreements are signed in order to solve the problem of Donbass?
Become Ukrainians to understand the essence! The Minsk Agreements were originally signed to not comply! We knew that, but Donbas are unlikely. Otherwise, how can you explain the fact that neither Merkel, nor Hollande, nor Putin, or even the Hydrant signed them?
Shah you and mate, the Russians. And we don’t need to tell us that the ambassadors of the countries are state representatives and have the right to sign documents on behalf of the country on behalf of their presidents or chancellor. Dudka you. Who are these ambassadors or ministers? Only glavnuki the right to sign. We know that!
Oh, we would have to clearly explain why the parties to the agreement and the guarantors of its implementation are the same thing? Nothing come up with more. What are our years. What-what, and we can get out and lie.
I know that some Russians think it would be good if we were behind you. Do not wait. If you do not want to know the truth, the Hydrant said that Moskal will not let out! So, leave your mriya to yourself. The hydrant of words to the wind does not throw! The man said - the man did. He said I will not give up his resignation and did not give. Moskal is like appendicitis. It seems to be harmful, but it is impossible without it.
Although, between us, I am now talking not about the Russians, but about Gennady Moskal, the chairman of the Transcarpathian Regional State Administration. He wrote his resignation. Like, I can't stand it anymore. I want to be free from duties and other blah blah blah ... Although everyone understands perfectly well what a cigarette mafia took over Moskal's scrotum. Therefore, trying to jump off the hook.
In short. Muscovites, we will not let you go. Whatever cigarette mafia threatens you! We can not without you. On whom, if not Moskaley, we blame all our shoals? And so everything is simple. Roads do not repair - Muscovites are to blame. The forest in the Carpathians disappears - Moskal is to blame. Something does not work with the election-the machinations of Moskal. Lafa.
I remembered the well-known phrase of Shakespeare: "The whole world is a theater, and the people are actors." I can’t say for sure that the monologue of Jacques from the comedy “How you will like it” is called that, but the phrase is common and it reflects my answer to one very common question. Question about polls and their results.
Do you really believe what people say on camera? Or what counted custom statistics? Especially in a country dominated by activists and other ultras? Himself is not funny? It is doubtful to me that even in the EU countries, the USA or Russia there are many brave souls who openly tell the camera about their desire to overthrow the government or the president.
Who wants to meet people in identical jackets or jackets tomorrow? Who wants to prove that your phrase does not mean a call for a coup d'etat? Or maybe someone wants to suddenly find himself in a crowd of patriotic youngsters and get "deserved" kicks in their own faces? How is the classic said: "The Law is silent - the people are silent, the criminal ax will fall ..."
And the phrase of Shakespeare for today's Ukraine should sound different. The whole world is a theater, and the people in it are in the canteen ... I mean, everyone left for work.
I, frankly, waited for the Hydrant to wriggle out with the Defender of the Fatherland Day, which we don't seem to have, but there is. Those who continue to celebrate, too, because the electorate. In short, your attention is invited to the congratulation of the Ukrainian Hydrant:
Yes, I signed for everyone, but considering that all those who were concerned with 23 February, by that time were already on the same wavelength with the Hydrant, had a ride.
We constantly forget the past, but we actively invent it. As it is not sad sounds, but you will not get bored with our fools.
I have overheard the anecdote with the new Ukrainians. I will share with you. For the mood. I bought a new Ukrainian home with technology "smart home". He does everything himself. I decided to boast to my friends. I went, I gathered all and lucky to him. They come, but not at home. Dumped smart home from Ukraine somewhere. Notice, this is not ordinary people tell, but those who have the opportunity to fall down.
We have some jokes to anything. We have a mayor. You listen, and comedians do not need. This is me in the sense of the 95 Quarter. Yesterday was watching TV. Our head Acne again distinguished himself. I haven't moved away from his digitalization on the forum in Davos. And he gives the following option.
That's the way to live. Do not delve into anything. Dali text - read. And you are all a promising politician. In the next election I will go to vote for him. Dummy, but harmless. And most importantly, do not believe his officials are afraid. Although, they say, the image-makers have tried, and the planners are now without a massacre, they are already achieving something.
In short, if Pushkin lived today with us, he would definitely have written in his poem about a cat, not “a cat scientist, everything walks around the chain around,” and “there the cat broke the chain near the oak” ... Sometimes I hear conversations. You know, a sort of bug bug. People talk among themselves, and I absorb.
Know who loves the Hydrant the most? Do not believe it, but retired. Those who live the life from retirement to retirement. Those who do not have enough to pay for communal. The ones that talk about their troubles everywhere. You say nonsense?
Alas, but the vast majority of these ruins are beyond the Hydrant. When you ask a question about their lives, they tell you how unhappy they are. But when you ask who is to blame, immediately “I’m old, I don’t understand your politics”.
Those that are younger think something, and these peers of dinosaurs do not want to think. They are just for and everything. But the worst thing is that they will all go to the polls to vote. And vote for the Hydrant! And those who have not yet lost the ability to think may not go. Here is a deal.
I will go and smell what the exercises of the National Guard, which have just been conducted in the Donbas, smell. They fired machine guns and pistols, looked like a chain and ... Some kind of figovine is here. Somehow these exercises are connected with recent exercises in the Azov direction. I learn, I will tell in the following notes.
In the meantime, goodbye. Peace and good to you! So that your children will never see what ours see. And your old people could always not only pay for everything, but also buy candy for tea. Goodbye for now. Will live!
Greetings to you, dear friends! Hello and prosper! And with the holiday you, real people! We, whatever they say on Bankova, celebrate 23 in February. But for those who came to Kiev after the “Maidan”, this holiday is like an awl in the sirloin. Yes, and the younger generation, if viewed objectively, is not very relevant to the Soviet holidays.
But this, you know, as a sirloin of the rump in the commonplace presentation. That is, it is the most, but there is no such word. So here we have, there seems to be no holiday, and a quarter of the population of the country notes something. But how…
I have two problems. The first, the most difficult, is your desire to know the situation with elections. I look through the serious media in different countries, including the Russian, of course. Just as you know, I have my own sources of information in some areas. Honestly, for a person who thinks, finding the same pearl in a pile of manure is easy enough. Dare.
To agitate for someone, I will not compare the programs of candidates. Just because I do not see in this crowd crawling with a gentle, as they think, grunting to the tub, people. Everything as usual. And the animals are the same as always. Whoever comes first, the pigsty will not be rebuilt. Cockroaches do not like pigsty. And I don’t feel like changing the name to Okolosvinsky.
The second problem is so for pale young men, with a burning look ... Asking questions like "this is how you should hate your homeland" and all that. My dear ones (and you really cost Ukraine dearly, thanks to you they keep us for idiots), I see everything and I know your plans earlier than you do. Remember, cockroaches live even in your heads. And these cockroaches communicate with each other. You can only break, beat the weak and run in the SBU for the scammer's salary.
Boys, I'll tell you one nasty thing - I saw the Kiev lists of "hunters on cockroaches." As soon as I think about how to comb you, so as not to substitute anyone of yours - here we will talk sincerely.
Okay. I will begin a serious part of the notes. I will solve the problem number one. I'll tell you my own vision of the situation in Ukraine. This is not the expression of someone's views, but the thoughts of the Cockroach. No more.
Today, increasingly, among thinking Ukrainians, one can hear quite sensible thoughts. What I read in your comments about the historical lag of Ukrainian politics from the Russian years on 20-25 began to reach us. And in the modern world a quarter of a century is a whole epoch. Today we live somewhere at the end of the 20 century. At a time when you "voted with your heart."
In general, we are not very different, the main question - why would you suddenly? Therefore, everything is the same, and the rake is not even the label “Made in the USSR”, not “Made in Russia”. Bams on the head is about the same, the only question is to whom it is more offensive from what rake drove.
Ukrainians still divide the world into black and white. There is a civilized West and a wild East. True, some have already jumped balls for rollers. Is Japan West or East? And China? And India? There is a kink, but there are very few attempts to understand the changes. We want to go to Europe because they feed better there.
But I’ll say this for Europe, not everything is so smooth there either. And not in terms of visas, but in terms of us. Visa-visa - it's all garbage. In Europe, our reluctance to assimilate begins to cause discontent, but to live like diasporas.
No, what do you suggest? Polyglot become? Right now ... Let Europe begin to teach Ukrainian, since such a booze has gone that we moved to learn it! We are the ancient population of Europe, we dug the seas and poured mountains! And here they let our language learn, while we still think of something, such as the great migration of Ukrainians to Europe!
SchA show, sho is not stuck ...
Therefore, clamps are torn in our heads. Remember the wave of information (happiness) that covered Ukraine when the United States announced sanctions against Russian enterprises. Remember Deripaska. Well, now the great Americans will tear Mordor to shreds, and Ukraine will blow a piece of Ukraine. So what? Aluminum prices soared, and everything calmed down.
Americans are good. Russian good. Some Ukrainians with their mriyami sit in a puddle and flow around. How so? Where is Peremoga?
The latest example from Frau Merkel. "Of course, I am on the side of Poroshenko, but Nord Stream-2 is also important for me." This is from her speech at the Munich Conference.
And again, the gap of our patterns. What it is? What is the German Chancellor fighting for? We are for you, and you ... And they are for themselves! Friendship is friendship, and snuff apart. And even the great Zaluzha residents cannot pressure the Germans.
We also had an interesting relationship with these guys. Oh, how beautiful Americans drown for the preservation of our pipe. Already paws bend. On koryachki get up want of gratitude. Caring for us orphaned.
But it is necessary to include a thought, and a simple question arises. Do they not understand that the pipe is full of holes? Do not understand what to invest in its repair will be at a price equal to the construction of a new one? Stupid and can not count? Or are we so smart? Woe from such a mind.
No one will repair this pipe. You just need to wait for the beginning of its destruction. In this case, do not let Russia build a backup. And that's it! Imagine an option when Russia will not be able to fulfill gas supply contracts. Our pipe broke. Some activists blew up that in general easily ...
What happens next? And then there will be Ooooi from the EU. Give gas! Industry has risen. People freezes. Prices are rising. And here on the horizon appears a white steamer ... American gas carrier. Everything. Mission accomplished. Europe hooked on American liquefied gas!
Where is Ukraine in this scheme? Where where? There! Moreover, Ukraine itself will also have to buy from the Americans. And to pay for this gas in hryvnias received for the delivery of pieces of this very pipe to the scrap collection points.
Russia? We are "fighting" with you for five years. At the same time, imports from Russia are growing, and exports are falling. Factories rise one after another because of their orientation to the Russian market, which is closed at the direction of the government. And ours, and yours. Agriculture, even with record harvests, cannot realize cultivated. The quotas, wood louse their mother ...
It is clearly seen how we are fighting with the example of a great oil-producing fish, a levitating, and more recently, a coal-producing country, Belarus. Do you know how much increased imports of petroleum products and coal from Belarus to Ukraine?
Last year, Belarus reduced the supply of petroleum products to Ukraine by 11,9% - to 3,16 million tons, but the export value increased by 15% - to $ 2,09 billion. This is evidenced by the data of the National Statistics Committee of Belarus. The total supply amounted to 11,93 million tons. The average export price rose to $ 544,1 per ton, which is 26,2% more.
Further more interesting. Over the past year, exports of coal from Belarus to Ukraine increased by 980 times, anthracite - by 340 times. And this is despite the fact that Belarus has no deposits of its own, except brown coal. Yes, and he mostly in the swamps, where shrimp are caught.
According to Belstat, Belarusian exports of coal to Ukraine amounted to 588,5 thousand tons (0,6 thousand tons in 2017 year), anthracite - 102,2 thousand tons (0,3 thousand tons in 2017 year). It is also reported that exports to the European Union increased significantly.
Our black and white vision cannot see the changes that have already occurred in the world. There is no global West and global East. The EU? WTO? NATO? Yes, any international organization today is nothing more than a tool to put pressure on weaker countries. Many US react to all these organizations? Or China? Maybe Russia is running to fulfill them?
A great example in this respect is the European Parliament. European deputies bucked. They deprived Russia of any rights there. So what? What is this talking room turned into? Who is now generally interested in the decisions of this body? This small party in which some people gather. Talk about something. Take some resolution. Something there express. And everything ...
Yes, we are glad to be hundreds of times more effective! Once accepted, the whole country rises to its ears! And then such a gang - and nothing ... Weak!
I would continue this conversation. And about the problem of the Kuril Islands. When they cannot solve the islands, but the energy bridge and the gas pipeline between Sakhalin and Hokkaido are being built. About "Nord Stream-2", when, after a massive attack on European companies involved in construction, somehow quietly all calmed down and do their job. About the British, who are willing to suffer losses from leaving the EU, but no longer want to listen to the idiots from the Young Europeans. But why?
My heart aches for my country. Our power lives, I repeat, in a different reality. What did our Hydrant say in Munich? "Success is possible only when the United States, Europe and the whole world will be together." Ha ha ha. And what about the tobacco, Mr. Hydrant?
I did not want to write about the pain, but I can not help it. Look at the Donbass. Can we do something? Not! The Ukrainian government, and the one that is today, and the one that will be tomorrow, does not offer anything. The tales of a mighty army that is capable of something there are no longer interesting to anyone. Well, except in terms of otmaza from her. Otmazatsya from service in the mighty Ukrainian army has become more expensive than in any model 2014 of the year.
We understand that it is worth turning the Ukrainian Armed Forces into a kangaroo and to jump a little further, half of Ukraine will have to meet the next coffins with the dead. And it will end with another Minsk. Only now we will lose at least the entire Donbass.
Today, who does not ask to solve the problem for us. We are silly, weak. Just help. Talk to Russia and the republics. Help us arrange terror in the Donbas. We quickly lyustr all and all. Only the troops enter, so that the Armed Forces of Ukraine, the Security Service of Ukraine, the Security Service of Ukraine, the NG and the Ministry of Internal Affairs will frolic in plenty.
I think you understand why I do not want to comment on the election campaign. Why I consider that those politicians who were allowed to nominate me are not particularly interesting. This election is almost without choice. Even the fact that many Ukrainians are deprived of the right to elect does not change the situation. Just another safety cable for today's power. No more.
In short, as my alcoholic neighbor said, the district physician is to blame. He, reptile, prescribed me a heavy drink. That rushed ...
We finally found out that Putin did not sign the Minsk agreements! Imagine? And Leonid Kuchma is guilty. He revealed the secret. True, peculiar. Now I will open you and you eyes.
Do you think the Minsk agreements are signed in order to solve the problem of Donbass?
Become Ukrainians to understand the essence! The Minsk Agreements were originally signed to not comply! We knew that, but Donbas are unlikely. Otherwise, how can you explain the fact that neither Merkel, nor Hollande, nor Putin, or even the Hydrant signed them?
Shah you and mate, the Russians. And we don’t need to tell us that the ambassadors of the countries are state representatives and have the right to sign documents on behalf of the country on behalf of their presidents or chancellor. Dudka you. Who are these ambassadors or ministers? Only glavnuki the right to sign. We know that!
Oh, we would have to clearly explain why the parties to the agreement and the guarantors of its implementation are the same thing? Nothing come up with more. What are our years. What-what, and we can get out and lie.
I know that some Russians think it would be good if we were behind you. Do not wait. If you do not want to know the truth, the Hydrant said that Moskal will not let out! So, leave your mriya to yourself. The hydrant of words to the wind does not throw! The man said - the man did. He said I will not give up his resignation and did not give. Moskal is like appendicitis. It seems to be harmful, but it is impossible without it.
Although, between us, I am now talking not about the Russians, but about Gennady Moskal, the chairman of the Transcarpathian Regional State Administration. He wrote his resignation. Like, I can't stand it anymore. I want to be free from duties and other blah blah blah ... Although everyone understands perfectly well what a cigarette mafia took over Moskal's scrotum. Therefore, trying to jump off the hook.
In short. Muscovites, we will not let you go. Whatever cigarette mafia threatens you! We can not without you. On whom, if not Moskaley, we blame all our shoals? And so everything is simple. Roads do not repair - Muscovites are to blame. The forest in the Carpathians disappears - Moskal is to blame. Something does not work with the election-the machinations of Moskal. Lafa.
I remembered the well-known phrase of Shakespeare: "The whole world is a theater, and the people are actors." I can’t say for sure that the monologue of Jacques from the comedy “How you will like it” is called that, but the phrase is common and it reflects my answer to one very common question. Question about polls and their results.
Do you really believe what people say on camera? Or what counted custom statistics? Especially in a country dominated by activists and other ultras? Himself is not funny? It is doubtful to me that even in the EU countries, the USA or Russia there are many brave souls who openly tell the camera about their desire to overthrow the government or the president.
Who wants to meet people in identical jackets or jackets tomorrow? Who wants to prove that your phrase does not mean a call for a coup d'etat? Or maybe someone wants to suddenly find himself in a crowd of patriotic youngsters and get "deserved" kicks in their own faces? How is the classic said: "The Law is silent - the people are silent, the criminal ax will fall ..."
And the phrase of Shakespeare for today's Ukraine should sound different. The whole world is a theater, and the people in it are in the canteen ... I mean, everyone left for work.
I, frankly, waited for the Hydrant to wriggle out with the Defender of the Fatherland Day, which we don't seem to have, but there is. Those who continue to celebrate, too, because the electorate. In short, your attention is invited to the congratulation of the Ukrainian Hydrant:
"Today is February 23. I firmly believe that you have already forgotten exactly what this day is. And I want to support this fact with applause, support all those who have forgotten. Why? Because that's the way it should. Our country changes, changes consist of small, small components that form a new Ukraine. The changes in the calendar vividly illustrate how Ukraine is changing. "
Yes, I signed for everyone, but considering that all those who were concerned with 23 February, by that time were already on the same wavelength with the Hydrant, had a ride.
We constantly forget the past, but we actively invent it. As it is not sad sounds, but you will not get bored with our fools.
I have overheard the anecdote with the new Ukrainians. I will share with you. For the mood. I bought a new Ukrainian home with technology "smart home". He does everything himself. I decided to boast to my friends. I went, I gathered all and lucky to him. They come, but not at home. Dumped smart home from Ukraine somewhere. Notice, this is not ordinary people tell, but those who have the opportunity to fall down.
We have some jokes to anything. We have a mayor. You listen, and comedians do not need. This is me in the sense of the 95 Quarter. Yesterday was watching TV. Our head Acne again distinguished himself. I haven't moved away from his digitalization on the forum in Davos. And he gives the following option.
"If every sixth person used to die in the intensive care unit, now every second person is dead. This is very important. We are raising the level, we are saving lives."
That's the way to live. Do not delve into anything. Dali text - read. And you are all a promising politician. In the next election I will go to vote for him. Dummy, but harmless. And most importantly, do not believe his officials are afraid. Although, they say, the image-makers have tried, and the planners are now without a massacre, they are already achieving something.
In short, if Pushkin lived today with us, he would definitely have written in his poem about a cat, not “a cat scientist, everything walks around the chain around,” and “there the cat broke the chain near the oak” ... Sometimes I hear conversations. You know, a sort of bug bug. People talk among themselves, and I absorb.
Know who loves the Hydrant the most? Do not believe it, but retired. Those who live the life from retirement to retirement. Those who do not have enough to pay for communal. The ones that talk about their troubles everywhere. You say nonsense?
Alas, but the vast majority of these ruins are beyond the Hydrant. When you ask a question about their lives, they tell you how unhappy they are. But when you ask who is to blame, immediately “I’m old, I don’t understand your politics”.
Those that are younger think something, and these peers of dinosaurs do not want to think. They are just for and everything. But the worst thing is that they will all go to the polls to vote. And vote for the Hydrant! And those who have not yet lost the ability to think may not go. Here is a deal.
I will go and smell what the exercises of the National Guard, which have just been conducted in the Donbas, smell. They fired machine guns and pistols, looked like a chain and ... Some kind of figovine is here. Somehow these exercises are connected with recent exercises in the Azov direction. I learn, I will tell in the following notes.
In the meantime, goodbye. Peace and good to you! So that your children will never see what ours see. And your old people could always not only pay for everything, but also buy candy for tea. Goodbye for now. Will live!
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