Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. Citizen, pay Maidan!
Harsh years go
The struggle for the freedom of the country.
For them, others come-
They will be difficult too!
The struggle for the freedom of the country.
For them, others come-
They will be difficult too!
Greetings, my friends. The song, which I hum at the beginning of this material, perfectly describes my state of something eternally dissatisfied with the soul. I sit, listen to Yulia Kim and remember Shvonder from Dog Heart. A hundred years have passed, and the harsh years all come and come. Probably, they have a nest here in Ukraine.
In my head confusion, and therefore I will write that way. Messy. Break your own rules. Just because we still don't follow the rules. Well, your, dear readers, the brain (who has), will force to work.
You are solid people. With life experience. Then, probably, they noticed a strange psychological feature of our women. Regardless of nationality, religion and other "differences". If you need to decide something in your favor, it’s enough to say the magic phrase: "My girl, but come on ..." And that’s all. The question will be solved.
Similarly, we have today. In order for a Ukrainian to turn into a sheep and not interfere with "carrying out reforms," suffice to say: "These are the machinations of the Kremlin (Putin, Muscovites, Moscow priests, etc.)." I specifically talked a lot this week with friends and acquaintances. I wanted to know if we have a chance to change the country after the elections.
Alas, 9 from 10 hates the Hydrant, but it is possible that they will vote for him. Because "no one else." Tymoshenko is Putin's agent. The remaining clowns and political prostitutes (!). And on the Maidan no longer go. Fearfully. Yes, and useless. And no one will pay for the Maidan ...
Here we are not slaves ...
Immediately I remembered the conversation on the phone of two jokers under the gas. "Hello, is this a vegetable delivery service? Please bring us home." Hmmm, Ukraine is really an agrarian country. Like Rodari. Pumpkin, Chipollino, Cherry, Senor Tomato, Prince Lemon ...
You probably want me to talk about our reaction to your sanctions. Though I am Ukrainian, I don’t deny our common roots in the past. Therefore, I will not talk about the reaction. It is exactly the same as in Russia for EU and US sanctions. "Meli Emelya - your week". Everyone understands that the pans are fighting. Yours with ours. And as literate people, we know that the cheeks will vomit you and us. Nalyso.
"They nalyakali їzhakіv golim ass! On my mind, tse rydyny mozlivy komentar, which can be given the date of the Russian sanctions against Ukraine."
I quoted our bloody pastor Turchinov. I will not translate.
It is much more interesting to tell about the new, unknown to you. The fact that we have, and you do not. So, October 31 Hydrant has signed the law "masks-show stop-2". This is an unofficial but nationwide name.
“The law under the conditional name“ stop-2 mask show ”simplifies bringing to responsibility the investigator, prosecutor, law enforcement officer who made illegal decisions to open criminal proceedings and who were later canceled by the court. Simply speaking, the perpetrators will be personally responsible including material. "
This document provides for the establishment of the possibility of another person, whose rights or legal interests are limited during the pre-trial investigation, to petition the investigating judge to close the case, if the deadlines for conducting the pre-trial investigation from the time the crime was entered into the Unified Register of Pre-Trial Investigations expired days of reporting a person of suspicion.
Good law? Can not argue. But our reality is such that it is difficult to get a fair decision from our courts. So, you can imagine how the relatives and friends of those in power are rubbing their hands now. In short, Valera’s mite invites everyone to the forest for kebabs ... The Maidan was closed for repairs anyway. "Express" nowhere ...
More interesting messages have just come from Turkey. First of all, the Hydrant is now an honorary doctor of Istanbul University. It is interesting to me, but on the odd, will he manage Ukraine? Or will the great scientist now sow reasonable and eternal day and night? And yet, and what science is he a doctor? Confectionery?
"For me, it is an honor to declare the step of the commanding doctor of the Istanbul University, who will become a cohort of the most senior political students who have received the honors of the title (I am honored to receive the honorary doctorate degree from Istanbul University and join the cohort of other political figures.
I just looked at the list of honorary doctors of this university, and I did not find politicians there. No one. So our Hydrant in the cohort is the first!
Maybe a typo came out? Not honorable, but kidney? It also does not add up, because our Peter is not a doctor, but a kidney executioner. And in this list, he is still the first of the first. Strange so all this ...
An even greater confusion in the head from the contract that signed the Hydrant and this, Istanbul, oh ecumenical, patriarch. The head of the Turkish Diocese signs an agreement on the establishment of an autocephalous church with the country's president. And the most interesting, according to all the canons of the church.
I am not in church affairs. But, in my opinion, God - gods, Caesar - Caesar, and locksmith - locksmith. That is how it should be.
"On behalf of the Ukrainian people, I am very grateful to His all-holy, Synod, all the hierarchs of the Ecumenical Patriarchate for the extremely important and wise decision to open the doors of the church and the way home for the Ukrainian nation."
Of course, like a cockroach, which means that, a priori, moderately infected with faith, I should know that you are all human, all human. But to control the souls of men should, at least, not stupid people. And then how to perceive the words of this most universal (and rightly, why trifle) patriarch?
"This is the right to have an autocephalous church, and this desire that you have had for many years being fulfilled these days. Since other Balkan peoples had this right, you received an autocephalous from the Mother Church. This is the exclusive right of the Mother Church to bestow autocephaly when she considers appropriate when all conditions are ready for this process. "
One thing remains. Follow the advice of the Hydrant. Being idiots - so be to the end. Oligophrenia in the idiocy stage. And full ...
“I urge Ukrainians to pray for peace, for the unity of the Ukrainian church, to pray for the Lord not to allow provocations, which our enemies are so eager for, that the Lord will not allow blood. We will do everything possible to complete the process of providing the Ukrainian Tomos as soon as possible. Church of the Ecumenical Patriarch Bartholomew. "
The Constitution clearly states that the church is separate from the state. This postulate was violated personally by the Hydrant, recognized by the President of Ukraine in 2014.
The signing of the agreement, negotiations on the creation of some kind of new church structure is nothing but the use of the presidential position for personal purposes, with a gross violation of the current Constitution. If we translate and compare these actions in the plane of law enforcement, then by the composition of the acts, such militiamen are popularly called werewolves in shoulder straps. Normal Hydrant is ...
Do you know what a friend from Odessa told me recently? He participated in the game "Millionaire. Hot seat". I wanted to get rich for free. But in the course of the game I realized that it was all nonsense. It does not shine him to become a millionaire. And then he asked for a call to a friend. It was necessary to find out the latest news Uncle Daniel in Sydney ...
This is what I remember? For some reason, Ukrainians strangely love their homeland. The farther from Ukraine, the love increases. And you know, according to the latest data, we are becoming more and more patriots. Although for Russians it is also characteristic.
The number of Ukrainians who went abroad in 2018 increased by 10-15%. This was on Wednesday, October 31, announced by the President of Ukraine. The hydrant noted that according to the 2017 statistics of the year, the difference between the number of people who left and returned is slightly more than 200 thousand.
"Therefore, the numbers that scared us that we have a million, two or three a year is not true. The trend is growing - yes, in 2018, the 10-15% is leaving more. But we have time to provide normal conditions for the Ukrainian work force".
Do you know who the guarantor hints at? On Klimkina. This is our Foreign Ministry announced a million a year. Here is the Hydrant and corrected. So that it would not be so scary to ordinary Ukrainians. And then he gave info, from which it becomes scary.
"... in Ukraine now from 4,5 million people working for the minimum wage."
Remember arithmetic. Percentages of those that should work, estimate. Well at least Lutsenko corrected both the Hydrant and the foreign minister. And then quite face muzzle sour with us.
"Today, everyone is crying that there is no work force, because, they say, Ukrainians are going abroad. I want you to know the numbers. It’s not true that millions of Ukrainians left the country."
"The difference between those who left and moved in last year was the 200 of thousands who remained there. This year is 600 with a tail. Yes, it's three times more, but it's not a million."
It remains to comment on this message in our opinion. Who leaves for work is not a patriot. Locksmiths of all sorts, plumbers, nurses ... Here the deputies with the ministers do not leave, as well as judges, prosecutors, tax authorities and other officials. These are the real patriots. Honor and praise to such people! Hmm ...
By the way, how about you, dear Russians? Also, the level of patriotism seeks to rise simultaneously with the number of salaries, the number of benefits and the brand of car?
The worst thing is that the most intelligent leave the most active - those who by their work can develop the country. And who remains? Maidan horses, pensioners unhappy and unimportant lumpens ... Emigration of the most active and able-bodied + negative birth rate = not just depopulation, but degeneration of Ukraine, turning its population into a stupid and aggressive herd.
Watch, watch carefully, the Russians ... And draw conclusions. Until it's not too late.
At pan ataman nemae gold reserves, and the lads began to scatter in different directions. If it goes on like this, then I will scatter in different directions ... Although, no. Do not run. From the ship running rats. Cockroaches die with the captain and the ship ...
True, our Hydrant and then found Peremog. It seems that this can not be, but there is such a thing in Ukraine! Little people scatter, and we celebrate the victory! I voiced this peremog again Lutsenko:
"... in such a migration (there is) not only negative, but also positive moments. We finally achieved unity with our civilization space. Even on Maidan, it seemed like a miracle."
I remembered the old old joke. The teacher called the father of the negligent student to school. "Your son does not teach lessons at all. He does not know basic things. Tell me, who has the biggest eggs on Earth?" Father thought. "Probably an elephant!" - "What do you mean? The biggest eggs on earth are in the ostrich!" - "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I think it’s ostriches that run faster than anyone else, but they can't fly up ..."
You have already noticed that I always remember for a reason. With meaning. I remember about our pensioners. We have the next increase in pensions is planned. Money will be grandfathers with grandmothers rowing a shovel. Approximately 90 $ per month! Envy! Only here, in the 2013 year, these same pennies were begging for 183 $ ...
Minimal pension looks even funnier. A meager pension of $ 50 meets only one goal - not to let the pensioner freeze in his own apartment. But even now she is not responding. There is no possibility for these $ 50, even using subsidies, to heat their homes and feed themselves.
Ukrainian pensioners are beggars. From 1 December 2018, the next increase in the minimum pension to 1497 hryvnia (approximately $ 53) is expected, but the minimum pension, and even the average pension, lags significantly behind the UN criterion, which determines the threshold of poverty in the state: people who receive less than $ a day are considered poor 5.
To be honest, there is no pension. And pensioners exist ... Here it is, the Soviet school! But I still have a feeling that soon our state will stop these payments. Just like you, there is no money, but you hold on ... Let your children hold you ... By the way, it is interesting to compare ours and your pensions.
M-yes. Again memories. Overheard the conversation Tarakanushki with a friend who had a fight with her husband. "I was such a fool in my youth when I married him." "Do not worry, you still look young!" Here we are, the whole country looks young ...
Well, I can not get past these damned all tariffs. As of late September, 2018 amounted to 38,2 billion, this is 5,9 billion more than at the beginning of the year. This is a statistic.
As of the end of September, 2018, the population’s debt for natural gas supplies amounted to 16,8 billion UAH, for centralized heating and hot water supply - 10,0 billion UAH, for the maintenance of houses and structures, and house territories - 4,0 billion UAH, for centralized supply of cold water and drainage - 3,0 billion UAH, for the export of household waste - 0,6 billion UAH, for the supply of electrical energy - 3,8 billion UAH.
And what to do? There is no money. More precisely, "the body spends its own reserves." The gags are already gutted, the youth "are considering options for going abroad for permanent residence." Maidan? So we are not slaves. For just not so maydanim, and the oligarchs do not want to pay for the rallies ... I'm sorry to repeat ...
Everything. Positive news time! Peremog time! Ukrainian Boryspil International Airport was included in the anti-rating of the most popular in the world according to AirHelp. In the list, he took the seventh position, while the leader was Kuwait International Airport.
Are you jealous? And the word "anti" did not notice? According to Ukrainian tradition, Peremoga immediately turned into a zradu. It turned out that we are the seventh from the end. But I, like an insect sometimes rolling around the world, will say this - lies!
Ride to Warsaw. Our Borispol modern. And French airports ... Brrr. But most of all "liked" in Toronto. The airport is enough to hate the whole city.
Never take a route with a change in Toronto. In the sense of not having time for a flight is a common thing. The service is called. Running with the suitcases (you must take it with you when transplanting) like a hippopotamus - curse Toronto, Canada for the rest of your life ... Well, it is, memories of the future.
Could not overdo it. I try again.
At petrol stations, WOG and OKKO reduced the price of gasoline at 50 kopecks / l.
At OKKO and WOG stations, the price of A-92 gasoline went down to 33,49 UAH / l, A-95 - to 34,49 UAH / l, A-95 + - to 35,59 UAH / l. The price of diesel fuel at the operators remained at the level of 33,49 UAH / l.
Hooray! Happened. Only now, driving on your own car does not work for many. Prices have declined. But so that for an ordinary person to fill the car still remains a problem ...
Now about their own "hikes for the truth." I talked here with a cockroach who lives in the treasury. They became hungry there! In October, the balance in the single treasury account was reduced by 31,5% from 21,388 billion hryvnia to 14,645 billion hryvnia.
For 2017 year, the balance of funds on a single treasury account decreased from 14,258 billion hryvnia to 5,1 billion hryvnia.
Do not think that they (local cockroaches) are fed there with gold and dollars. Gold Yatsenyuk moved to the States. They have a hunger. All sorts of receipts eats. You understand that the quality of food has deteriorated a lot. In short, they are preparing to storm the Ministry of Finance. It was these parasites who could not take loans. Here are starving treasury ...
We are a strange state, yes? Filling the treasury depends on loans. We destroy our own production for the sake of neighbors. We kill our own citizens with a kind of medicine. We are proud that "we scatter in different directions." And everything else too ...
And I will tell you, we are not a strange state. We are a special (well, it’s accepted in the civilized world to call children with mental retardation) a state! Amateur, if you like. Do you know how in sausage production do? Ended up some component - continue to release. Only now the sausage becomes "amateur". And if something was accidentally dropped into the sausage mass from the unnecessary - the “special” ...
I didn’t want to touch the old men anymore. But you must. They want to destroy our mail! With their pensions. The head of Ukrpochta, Igor Smelyansky, said that the company had exhausted all financial reserves and would not be able to pay salaries to its employees if the tariff for delivering pensions was not changed.
"Ukrpochta used all the reserves that it had. If you do not take very quickly measures to remedy the situation, then we do not have enough money to pay wages to employees, in particular, to postmen and operators. This means that they will not incur pension and mail Reserves that were in Ukrpochta - used. "
"If the issue is resolved before December 1 and funds are provided at 0,79% (city) 1,56% (village) rates, then all pensioners will receive pensions on time in 2019 year."
Talked, as always. Interesting this type Smelyansky. Do you know how much pensioners cost our mail? Do not believe it, but a billion hryvnia! But I again remembered, but not a case of life or anecdote. A briefing of this very Smelyansky.
"The base amount of my salary is 333 thousand UAH per month. Not the base amount will be spoken depending on the results of my work."
The most disgusting question about citizenship for Ukrainian politicians and officials was also asked there. On the question of citizenship, he replied that he has two citizenships of the United States and Ukraine. Here is the answer.
I heard the edge of the third ear that you also have postal oddities, right?
And on the other hand. If retirees want to receive pensions, then let them pay and delivery. Moreover, their European pensions will be. And they want to bounce on our neck ... M-yes, there will be European ... Soon ... If they live ... Grandchildren ...
Well, I finish today the disclosure of state secrets! No more and no less.
I recall conversations, including here, about the imminent transfer of land from Ukraine to neighboring countries. The logic of events led to this. Well, you remember ...
So, nature is tired of waiting for justice. And she is wise, mother is our nature. It solves issues that people do not want to solve. Ukraine may lose about 5 thousand hectares of land due to the erosion of the bank of the Western Bug River, which is eroded due to insufficient funding for the strengthening works.
"Due to the lack of funding for the implementation of the coastal regulation and shore protection measures, coastal erosion processes are observed in the border areas of the Western Bug River, which may lead to 5 alienation of thousand hectares of land, as the border between Ukraine and the Republic of Poland is in the middle of the river."
Do not think that the nature of justice selectively establishes. Ukraine may also lose territory in favor of other states. In particular, on the transboundary sections of the Tisza, Dniester, Sozh, Prut, Suceava and other rivers in the Vinnitsa, Transcarpathian, Chernivtsi and Chernihiv regions.
Rivers are felled from Ukraine along with the banks ...
These are the dumplings. And all because some people know that you have thought correctly about the Hydrant and Co., for three years now they have not allocated money to strengthen the banks of these rivers. Watering like fish and doing nothing. Although fish, I just understand. They are to be screwed from this "democratic country" directly to the mriya ...
Sometimes I sit by the window, look at Khreshchatyk or stroll through the park and think. In the government and administration of the Hydrant, they perfectly see how slowly our Ukraine is becoming stronger. What else will they come up with to speed up this process? Children remained unreached ... After all, they can also allow them to work with 9 years ...
Not very fun happened today. But I warned. I am writing exactly what is in my head.
Well, bye! You have a holiday today. So congratulations. Smile and relax. Good luck in matters, health in spite to all the sorrows and happiness to your family. Will live!
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