Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. How to throw on the fan
Greetings from all thinkers who still stayed in the territory of a strange country. More and more I am convinced that this is so. Something happened that couldn’t happen in principle. People stopped believing in what they see or feel and, on the contrary, believe in what they are talking about at meetings and from the TV screen.
And most importantly, people convince everyone around in the correctness of just such a perception of the world. And the latter also believe. So our Ukrainian truth appears. Yes, and "international support", too. I was convinced of this little journey through the cities and villages of Ukraine. But more about that below.
And I want to start with a detailed answer to the question of my reader asp373. Comrade - an interesting gentleman, questions at the level of ours from the Security Service of Ukraine or Pravosek and with the same subtext about. Well, okay, we are not touchy, so I will answer.
“Hab. Cockroach. See, I am your friend. I, too, for nenzi nazalezhnosti. See how much dislikes I have for it. I suffer for Ukraine, and you do not want to answer my questions. This is very disappointing.
Let's have a real serious conversation. Tell us where it went Ukrainian. Never in Russia have you heard about Ukrainians, and then bang - right away, 46millions fell from somewhere.
Tell us how the Muscovites oppressed and robbed the Ukrainian people. Ask embroidery if you do not know.
And the last question - why should Ukraine be independent and how it can be useful to use this independence.
Well, an additional question. You say that you do not want to build a smaller copy of Russia. A wise decision. And what do you, Ukrainians, want to build. Tell that. I love awesome stories». (Without editing.)
Well what can I say? I would have another such friend - and it is not necessary to have any enemies at all. But “serious” conversation is serious. So do not be offended, gentlemen, comrades, Panov. Why Panov? Yes, that's, spelling preserved, well, some kind of Losers.
What makes me different from you? And by the fact that I am discussing us in a peculiar way and with humor. And you? And you are not very peculiar and often discussing without humor ... us!
Feel the difference? Yes? So I think so too.
Where did 46 of millions of Ukrainians, who didn’t exist at all, fall so suddenly - it’s not for me. I would recommend to get acquainted with the “History of the Russian State” by Mr. Karamzin. Will fit? Nikolai Mikhailovich is not something that "our", has not been near Ukraine. Alibi pure water. But - just look through, it will be useful.
As Russians have oppressed Ukrainians for centuries and robbed them - that's how it is, our man asp373. From the joke about the Ukrainians. Where one Ukrainian is a Ukrainian, two are a partisan detachment, three are a partisan detachment with a traitor.
If I had spoken on this topic at least once in my three years, there would be a demand. And so ... Not very pleasant smell, to be honest.
Why should Ukraine be independent? And I have another question: why Russia? You, by the way, are you celebrating June 12? Independence Day from whom? Or from what? And, by the way, I'm no less interested in how you are going to realize your independence.
Yes, in Hebrew so, with a question to the question, but nonetheless. We are our own bad, poor, but realizable. For example, here we have raised pensions, 65 / 60 years in exchange for visa-free. Bezviz left such ... what left, but left.
But what did you get in return for your 65 / 60, tell?
And about independence, then I'll tell you so. We are independent of cheap gasoline and gas, because we don’t have our own, independent of hot water and heat (see gas and oil), independent of good power, because we have a party of crooks and thieves that we have chosen. Accordingly, independent of the good life.
But you do not relax too much, apparently, all the same is waiting for you. It seems that your master classes are ordered from ours.
And the further we move, the more I see the similarities with the day in Ukraine and the day in Russia. And the prospects are not very different. But I’m not very eager to poke it into your eyes, because I perfectly understand how this will end. You throw the boots off. Because you can criticize us, but you just take a chance ...
So I will not. I'll do the usual thing.
You did not notice the strange features of humanity - the desire to show off, to external splendor, to sparkles, to pieces of iron, to stones? Look at the little fools on TV from among the oligarchic sexual servants. Or the army general of a country with a population of five people. In the same place, even Brezhnev envies the number of orders ...
This is what I need. Yesterday, the local synod of some future church approved the title of the highest Ukrainian hierarch. Now I will surprise you. By the way, the clergy are all like people. There is a title that is used in praise or at awarding, but there is one that promises nothing good.
"In connection with the changes that are occurring in the Ukrainian Orthodox Church, taking into account the historical tradition, the practice of local Orthodox churches and other significant circumstances, introduce for the head of the Ukrainian Orthodox Church of the Kyivan Patriarchate full and abbreviated forms of the title."
"The full title has the following form: Holy and Most Blessed (name), Archbishop and Metropolitan of Kiev - mothers of Russian cities, Galitsky, Patriarch of All Russia-Ukraine, Holy Assumption Kiev-Pechersk and Pochayevsky Monastery. , Patriarch of Kiev and all Russia-Ukraine ".
And do not think to explain to us the "historical tradition". Like the fact that there was no Ukrainian church ever. You might as well explain the basics of quantum mechanics, for example, cutlets or a slice of sausage. And about Russia-Ukraine do not laugh. It is said that was, then there was a point. The TV said!
Enough of the grim. And in general, it bothers to criticize me. I decided to become a normal Ukrainian citizen. Perform constitutional duties and ... report to the competent authorities about all violations of the law. Let's see how the prosecutors will respond.
To mock the stupidity of your own government, and therefore your own stupidity, is, before the elections, the only opportunity to show insanity and delusions of the Ukrainian authorities.
By the way, I remembered the story of my beloved mother-in-law. For many men, the story is banal. Some woodlice instilled in the "beloved mother" that a horizontal bar is fattening, and a vertical bar increases growth. Naturally, exactly the same look at the colors of clothing appeared and Tarakanushka.
I am a square man. In a sense, not goner. The bone is wide. But the average growth. But what to explain - they saw cockroaches, probably. These strips from top to bottom are so fed up ... In short, I bought myself a shirt in a cage. My women have a stupor! The program is not responding. And now I wear what I like.
So, knock. No, I perform a civic duty.
Pany prosecutors, how long can you tolerate mockery of the Ukrainian statehood in the Dnieper? Why is the apparent failure of the law has not yet become the subject of a criminal case and a court decision?
Last Saturday, there was a blacksmiths festival there. I do not remember the exact name of the festival. Probably, "Kui with us." But there they mocked the national anthem of Ukraine! To prove this, I cite the TSN message:
"Men in leather aprons tapped the rhythms on the four anvils to the accompaniment of a guitarist. The audience says that the peculiar anthem has not yet sounded so, so they will expect amateur musicians to play it again."
So the law was broken! If it goes on like this, then we will no longer roll in the direction of Europe, but on the contrary, in the direction of Asia! I looked at the geographic map, go there longer. This is a mockery of the Ukrainian people!
"Statna 3381. Publichna Naruga over the State Prapor of Ukraine, the State Emblem of Ukraine or the State Emperor of Ukraine - to get a fine of up to fifty neopatkuvuhih minіmumіv income_v large numbers above six rows per six months"
I do not know about you, but it is still interesting for me to understand the details. Right now, I stir sugar in a cup of tea and observe utter nonsense. Chayki instead of scattering around, gather together in the center. Why? And who knows? But he knew. At school we were explained ...
Many people remember my photo report from the celebration of the day of the defender. Interesting comments were “hooked” as you are. A little, however, I didn’t want to say something, but then what happened, it happened. So, I have a sequel. And they sent this "continuation" German cockroaches. Deutsche Welle German Edition:
"German right-wing extremists took part in the march in Kiev."
"The formation arose in western Ukraine during the German occupation, as the military part of the Ukrainian nationalists. Their fighters carried out ethnic cleansing in the Volyn and Eastern Galicia regions in 1943 year."
We are talking about supporters of the German neo-Nazi party "The Third Way" and the youth wing of NPD Junge Nationalisten, with their flags and banners. Junge Nationalisten is the youth wing of the most radical German party NPD (National Democratic Party of Germany), among whose supporters there are many admirers of Adolf Hitler. Formally, the party is not considered the successor of the Nazi Nazi Party, the agency for the protection of the Constitution of Germany defines it as an extremist right-wing.
We do not have fascists ... Most Ukrainians do not even know about this march of German fascists. Meanwhile, Western publications, especially German ones, simply filled the photo of this march. Maybe it will reach the Europeans that the "tactic of pacification", which was once used by "against" Hitler, will not work in Ukraine ...
Now about your own problems. You know, your shirt is closer to the body. So, imagine, they gave us hot water! And immediately showed the greatness of our state!
Tell me, can a supposedly rich Moscow allow itself to wash the streets with hot water? Can not! Expensive! And we wash. It does not cost us. True, it is scary to walk the streets. We lost the habit of boiling water in such quantities. More and more in basins and saucepans were heated.
Yes, and my city is not specifically. It turns out that it is necessary to do some kind of pressure testing before connecting the water supply. Why the hell is money to spend? Unscrew the valve and drive boiling water. So did.
And here the time bomb, laid by the Kremlin 40-50 years ago, worked. That is because the Muscovites ... Rotten pipes laid. They knew about the desire of Ukrainians for freedom. In short, more 300 pipe gusts! And how then not to talk about the insidious intentions of Russian?
These agents do no less harm today. we received bills for September. Imagine, the Kremlin agents from KievGaz added the money for the entire period of lack of hot water! You understand that the patriots could not do that. Only the enemies of Ukraine.
"The adjustment is made on the basis of the act of the heat supply company, which fixes the period of lack of hot water. According to the resolution of the Cabinet of Ministers of Ukraine 23 March 2016, No. 203, which provides for the consumption rate of gas 5,4 m for the period of lack of hot water supply per person (if an individual gas meter has not been installed.) And with hot water, the rate of consumption per person is 3,3 cubic meters. "
Now I'm sitting here, I think. How did it happen that I didn’t really wash all this time, and I owe for the lack of hot water. It seems he did not want to use, but you do not have a counter. On the one hand - thought about our stupidity. And on the other laughter is bursting. They teach us, fools, they teach ... But we are stubborn ...
By the way, remember the advice of smart people from the TV about installing boilers. "Install, and will not depend on ..." Installed. Not many, but installed. So what?
"The presence of electric boilers, according to the current legislation, cannot be a reason for removing the adjustment."
Well, just another joke. “They drank vodka — they drank — five-fifty. Cigars were smoking — not smoking — three-eighty. ”
On the turn of the heating. There "Russian time-mines" no less. We will heat the nature and ... pay for non-existent hot batteries. Wherever the power kiss, everywhere ... Well, you know this part of the body.
"We are shaking from the cold, but our lips whisper in harmony - In four years there will be a CITY GARDEN here!" The main thing is not to relax! We still have to strengthen and intensify!
In general, news this week some gloomy. Here, for example, the loss of the Ukrainian Ukrainian Armed Forces in the period from 2014 to 2018. Two battalions of infantry! Almost 900 man! But do not rush to congratulate the Republicans. They have nothing to do with it. This is the loss of the APU from suicide!
This is the official figure voiced by the Chief Military Prosecutor of the Supreme Court of Ukraine, Anatoly Matios on October 16. So, in order to get a more objective picture, you can safely add a couple of hundred more dead, who were “led by other articles”.
Indicator? Alas, yes. Only here is an indicator of what? Yes, and the weekly two or three suicide corpses, we do not forget ...
But we also had fun events. So funny, that still some "people in black" shakes. I told you about the celebration in Kiev. But Ukraine is not only Kiev. To improve my mood, I will tell you about the holiday in Konotop. Who does not know, it is in the Sumy region.
The beginning was good. Hymn sang. The speeches told the assembled defenders. But more ...
“At a concert in the Palace of Culture for the Day of Defender of Ukraine, a video from Youtube was shown on the big screen called“ Battle for Donbass! ”In which the song“ Cuckoo ”by Russian singer Polina Gagarina was superimposed on the footage of the separatists and Ukrainian prisoners. The video and music accompanied the dance the number on the stage. "
Even the corpses of self-named cyborgs abandoned by the Ukrainian Armed Forces, which were taken out of the DAP, were shown. Presented a picture?
I once conducted a mini-survey of my friends about the Donbass. I asked to name the names of the people with whom Donbass is associated. Do not believe it, but everyone, I repeat, all the interlocutors called someone from the Republicans and not one did not name the heroes of the Armed Forces of Ukraine or punitive battalions.
But back to the club room.
“At first it was a surprise, and I wanted to understand how it could turn out that such a video could appear at this concert. There was anger and indignation. They were angry, cursing,” one of the participants said.
100%, this is Boshirov and Petrov!
"Yesterday I personally checked this material at the rehearsal - this material was not at the rehearsal," the head of the department Elena Shinkarenko assured.
“It is not known why the program flew, it was hours at 12, and a concert for four — and I downloaded and ran from the Internet,” said the director of the house of culture, Sergey Zaralei.
Okay. Let's return to the sinful earth. On Friday, in an atmosphere of complete secrecy, our government gathered. moreover, even the faces "close to the emperor" made a face on the face of a complete absence of the presence of a proper understanding. In the phrase slid ... But that was how it was. There were no leaks.
Our ministers from the IMF took their genitals firmly. Remember the IMF demand for gas prices? There was a clear price increase - 23,5%! And now quotes from Prime Minister Groisman. I will not explain anything. You will understand.
"Prices for gas from November 1 will increase only by 23,5%. Not by 60%. This is what we managed to achieve with incredible efforts as a result of these negotiations."
“If we cannot continue relations with international partners, we will not be able to pay debts. Ukraine can be put into default ... We must act responsibly.”
On the sidelines of our policy, there was already an understanding that we had driven the country into ... In short, where we were going to pull out. And deeply driven.
At the end, according to tradition, news from the police. The first news concerns you a well-known person who was even engaged in lawmaking in Russia and sang arias.
So, a group of unknown men broke down the door and seized an apartment on Taras Shevchenko Boulevard in Kiev, where the widow of ex-State Duma deputy Denis Voronenkov Maria Maksakova lives.
“Unknown people who behaved aggressively changed locks on the doors and demanded to free up the premises. After receiving a message about the seizure of housing, law enforcement officers left for the scene. Later, nine people who took part in illegal actions were taken to the Shevchenko police department.”
Notice that no one was hiding anywhere. Dump the fact that the wolf acted (in the sense of Petrov and Boshirov) and the seven goats does not work. But it is possible to connect the seizure with the adopted Code. According to the new Code, it is now possible to dispose of an apartment from the debtor in case of debt.
Maksakova owed a loan. So the collectors act according to the law. And no one is going to help her. Now at the ministerial level they will decide whether it is needed yet, or it will be enough to play this card, and ... The usual fate of a traitor. By the way, did you notice that the killer Voronenkov completely stopped writing? It did not work that he was a native of Sevastopol from the USSR. Not interesting.
But the worst crime of this week was committed in Zaporozhye. Imagine, the robbers took the Drager brand breathalyzer from the patrol car! By the way, 18 worth thousands. Well at least the police did not suffer, and then in a criminal environment there are rumors about the appearance of a gang of gays ...
Well, in fulfilling my civic duty, about which I wrote above, I bring to the attention of the investigation the rumors that circulate in the criminal environment. Breathalyzer took the girl with silicone lips, which the police stopped to check for alcohol. She really liked to blow into it ...
That's all for today. To you, my friends, as always, health, kindness and tranquility. Especially since you like the holiday is scheduled. Take care of the liver! And do not fall for the provocations of those who are too vehemently exposing themselves to be your friend. And we will live!
And most importantly, people convince everyone around in the correctness of just such a perception of the world. And the latter also believe. So our Ukrainian truth appears. Yes, and "international support", too. I was convinced of this little journey through the cities and villages of Ukraine. But more about that below.
And I want to start with a detailed answer to the question of my reader asp373. Comrade - an interesting gentleman, questions at the level of ours from the Security Service of Ukraine or Pravosek and with the same subtext about. Well, okay, we are not touchy, so I will answer.
“Hab. Cockroach. See, I am your friend. I, too, for nenzi nazalezhnosti. See how much dislikes I have for it. I suffer for Ukraine, and you do not want to answer my questions. This is very disappointing.
Let's have a real serious conversation. Tell us where it went Ukrainian. Never in Russia have you heard about Ukrainians, and then bang - right away, 46millions fell from somewhere.
Tell us how the Muscovites oppressed and robbed the Ukrainian people. Ask embroidery if you do not know.
And the last question - why should Ukraine be independent and how it can be useful to use this independence.
Well, an additional question. You say that you do not want to build a smaller copy of Russia. A wise decision. And what do you, Ukrainians, want to build. Tell that. I love awesome stories». (Without editing.)
Well what can I say? I would have another such friend - and it is not necessary to have any enemies at all. But “serious” conversation is serious. So do not be offended, gentlemen, comrades, Panov. Why Panov? Yes, that's, spelling preserved, well, some kind of Losers.
What makes me different from you? And by the fact that I am discussing us in a peculiar way and with humor. And you? And you are not very peculiar and often discussing without humor ... us!
Feel the difference? Yes? So I think so too.
Where did 46 of millions of Ukrainians, who didn’t exist at all, fall so suddenly - it’s not for me. I would recommend to get acquainted with the “History of the Russian State” by Mr. Karamzin. Will fit? Nikolai Mikhailovich is not something that "our", has not been near Ukraine. Alibi pure water. But - just look through, it will be useful.
As Russians have oppressed Ukrainians for centuries and robbed them - that's how it is, our man asp373. From the joke about the Ukrainians. Where one Ukrainian is a Ukrainian, two are a partisan detachment, three are a partisan detachment with a traitor.
If I had spoken on this topic at least once in my three years, there would be a demand. And so ... Not very pleasant smell, to be honest.
Why should Ukraine be independent? And I have another question: why Russia? You, by the way, are you celebrating June 12? Independence Day from whom? Or from what? And, by the way, I'm no less interested in how you are going to realize your independence.
Yes, in Hebrew so, with a question to the question, but nonetheless. We are our own bad, poor, but realizable. For example, here we have raised pensions, 65 / 60 years in exchange for visa-free. Bezviz left such ... what left, but left.
But what did you get in return for your 65 / 60, tell?
And about independence, then I'll tell you so. We are independent of cheap gasoline and gas, because we don’t have our own, independent of hot water and heat (see gas and oil), independent of good power, because we have a party of crooks and thieves that we have chosen. Accordingly, independent of the good life.
But you do not relax too much, apparently, all the same is waiting for you. It seems that your master classes are ordered from ours.
And the further we move, the more I see the similarities with the day in Ukraine and the day in Russia. And the prospects are not very different. But I’m not very eager to poke it into your eyes, because I perfectly understand how this will end. You throw the boots off. Because you can criticize us, but you just take a chance ...
So I will not. I'll do the usual thing.
You did not notice the strange features of humanity - the desire to show off, to external splendor, to sparkles, to pieces of iron, to stones? Look at the little fools on TV from among the oligarchic sexual servants. Or the army general of a country with a population of five people. In the same place, even Brezhnev envies the number of orders ...
This is what I need. Yesterday, the local synod of some future church approved the title of the highest Ukrainian hierarch. Now I will surprise you. By the way, the clergy are all like people. There is a title that is used in praise or at awarding, but there is one that promises nothing good.
"In connection with the changes that are occurring in the Ukrainian Orthodox Church, taking into account the historical tradition, the practice of local Orthodox churches and other significant circumstances, introduce for the head of the Ukrainian Orthodox Church of the Kyivan Patriarchate full and abbreviated forms of the title."
"The full title has the following form: Holy and Most Blessed (name), Archbishop and Metropolitan of Kiev - mothers of Russian cities, Galitsky, Patriarch of All Russia-Ukraine, Holy Assumption Kiev-Pechersk and Pochayevsky Monastery. , Patriarch of Kiev and all Russia-Ukraine ".
And do not think to explain to us the "historical tradition". Like the fact that there was no Ukrainian church ever. You might as well explain the basics of quantum mechanics, for example, cutlets or a slice of sausage. And about Russia-Ukraine do not laugh. It is said that was, then there was a point. The TV said!
Enough of the grim. And in general, it bothers to criticize me. I decided to become a normal Ukrainian citizen. Perform constitutional duties and ... report to the competent authorities about all violations of the law. Let's see how the prosecutors will respond.
To mock the stupidity of your own government, and therefore your own stupidity, is, before the elections, the only opportunity to show insanity and delusions of the Ukrainian authorities.
By the way, I remembered the story of my beloved mother-in-law. For many men, the story is banal. Some woodlice instilled in the "beloved mother" that a horizontal bar is fattening, and a vertical bar increases growth. Naturally, exactly the same look at the colors of clothing appeared and Tarakanushka.
I am a square man. In a sense, not goner. The bone is wide. But the average growth. But what to explain - they saw cockroaches, probably. These strips from top to bottom are so fed up ... In short, I bought myself a shirt in a cage. My women have a stupor! The program is not responding. And now I wear what I like.
So, knock. No, I perform a civic duty.
Pany prosecutors, how long can you tolerate mockery of the Ukrainian statehood in the Dnieper? Why is the apparent failure of the law has not yet become the subject of a criminal case and a court decision?
Last Saturday, there was a blacksmiths festival there. I do not remember the exact name of the festival. Probably, "Kui with us." But there they mocked the national anthem of Ukraine! To prove this, I cite the TSN message:
"Men in leather aprons tapped the rhythms on the four anvils to the accompaniment of a guitarist. The audience says that the peculiar anthem has not yet sounded so, so they will expect amateur musicians to play it again."
So the law was broken! If it goes on like this, then we will no longer roll in the direction of Europe, but on the contrary, in the direction of Asia! I looked at the geographic map, go there longer. This is a mockery of the Ukrainian people!
"Statna 3381. Publichna Naruga over the State Prapor of Ukraine, the State Emblem of Ukraine or the State Emperor of Ukraine - to get a fine of up to fifty neopatkuvuhih minіmumіv income_v large numbers above six rows per six months"
I do not know about you, but it is still interesting for me to understand the details. Right now, I stir sugar in a cup of tea and observe utter nonsense. Chayki instead of scattering around, gather together in the center. Why? And who knows? But he knew. At school we were explained ...
Many people remember my photo report from the celebration of the day of the defender. Interesting comments were “hooked” as you are. A little, however, I didn’t want to say something, but then what happened, it happened. So, I have a sequel. And they sent this "continuation" German cockroaches. Deutsche Welle German Edition:
"German right-wing extremists took part in the march in Kiev."
"The formation arose in western Ukraine during the German occupation, as the military part of the Ukrainian nationalists. Their fighters carried out ethnic cleansing in the Volyn and Eastern Galicia regions in 1943 year."
We are talking about supporters of the German neo-Nazi party "The Third Way" and the youth wing of NPD Junge Nationalisten, with their flags and banners. Junge Nationalisten is the youth wing of the most radical German party NPD (National Democratic Party of Germany), among whose supporters there are many admirers of Adolf Hitler. Formally, the party is not considered the successor of the Nazi Nazi Party, the agency for the protection of the Constitution of Germany defines it as an extremist right-wing.
We do not have fascists ... Most Ukrainians do not even know about this march of German fascists. Meanwhile, Western publications, especially German ones, simply filled the photo of this march. Maybe it will reach the Europeans that the "tactic of pacification", which was once used by "against" Hitler, will not work in Ukraine ...
Now about your own problems. You know, your shirt is closer to the body. So, imagine, they gave us hot water! And immediately showed the greatness of our state!
Tell me, can a supposedly rich Moscow allow itself to wash the streets with hot water? Can not! Expensive! And we wash. It does not cost us. True, it is scary to walk the streets. We lost the habit of boiling water in such quantities. More and more in basins and saucepans were heated.
Yes, and my city is not specifically. It turns out that it is necessary to do some kind of pressure testing before connecting the water supply. Why the hell is money to spend? Unscrew the valve and drive boiling water. So did.
And here the time bomb, laid by the Kremlin 40-50 years ago, worked. That is because the Muscovites ... Rotten pipes laid. They knew about the desire of Ukrainians for freedom. In short, more 300 pipe gusts! And how then not to talk about the insidious intentions of Russian?
These agents do no less harm today. we received bills for September. Imagine, the Kremlin agents from KievGaz added the money for the entire period of lack of hot water! You understand that the patriots could not do that. Only the enemies of Ukraine.
"The adjustment is made on the basis of the act of the heat supply company, which fixes the period of lack of hot water. According to the resolution of the Cabinet of Ministers of Ukraine 23 March 2016, No. 203, which provides for the consumption rate of gas 5,4 m for the period of lack of hot water supply per person (if an individual gas meter has not been installed.) And with hot water, the rate of consumption per person is 3,3 cubic meters. "
Now I'm sitting here, I think. How did it happen that I didn’t really wash all this time, and I owe for the lack of hot water. It seems he did not want to use, but you do not have a counter. On the one hand - thought about our stupidity. And on the other laughter is bursting. They teach us, fools, they teach ... But we are stubborn ...
By the way, remember the advice of smart people from the TV about installing boilers. "Install, and will not depend on ..." Installed. Not many, but installed. So what?
"The presence of electric boilers, according to the current legislation, cannot be a reason for removing the adjustment."
Well, just another joke. “They drank vodka — they drank — five-fifty. Cigars were smoking — not smoking — three-eighty. ”
On the turn of the heating. There "Russian time-mines" no less. We will heat the nature and ... pay for non-existent hot batteries. Wherever the power kiss, everywhere ... Well, you know this part of the body.
"We are shaking from the cold, but our lips whisper in harmony - In four years there will be a CITY GARDEN here!" The main thing is not to relax! We still have to strengthen and intensify!
In general, news this week some gloomy. Here, for example, the loss of the Ukrainian Ukrainian Armed Forces in the period from 2014 to 2018. Two battalions of infantry! Almost 900 man! But do not rush to congratulate the Republicans. They have nothing to do with it. This is the loss of the APU from suicide!
This is the official figure voiced by the Chief Military Prosecutor of the Supreme Court of Ukraine, Anatoly Matios on October 16. So, in order to get a more objective picture, you can safely add a couple of hundred more dead, who were “led by other articles”.
Indicator? Alas, yes. Only here is an indicator of what? Yes, and the weekly two or three suicide corpses, we do not forget ...
But we also had fun events. So funny, that still some "people in black" shakes. I told you about the celebration in Kiev. But Ukraine is not only Kiev. To improve my mood, I will tell you about the holiday in Konotop. Who does not know, it is in the Sumy region.
The beginning was good. Hymn sang. The speeches told the assembled defenders. But more ...
“At a concert in the Palace of Culture for the Day of Defender of Ukraine, a video from Youtube was shown on the big screen called“ Battle for Donbass! ”In which the song“ Cuckoo ”by Russian singer Polina Gagarina was superimposed on the footage of the separatists and Ukrainian prisoners. The video and music accompanied the dance the number on the stage. "
Even the corpses of self-named cyborgs abandoned by the Ukrainian Armed Forces, which were taken out of the DAP, were shown. Presented a picture?
I once conducted a mini-survey of my friends about the Donbass. I asked to name the names of the people with whom Donbass is associated. Do not believe it, but everyone, I repeat, all the interlocutors called someone from the Republicans and not one did not name the heroes of the Armed Forces of Ukraine or punitive battalions.
But back to the club room.
“At first it was a surprise, and I wanted to understand how it could turn out that such a video could appear at this concert. There was anger and indignation. They were angry, cursing,” one of the participants said.
100%, this is Boshirov and Petrov!
"Yesterday I personally checked this material at the rehearsal - this material was not at the rehearsal," the head of the department Elena Shinkarenko assured.
“It is not known why the program flew, it was hours at 12, and a concert for four — and I downloaded and ran from the Internet,” said the director of the house of culture, Sergey Zaralei.
Okay. Let's return to the sinful earth. On Friday, in an atmosphere of complete secrecy, our government gathered. moreover, even the faces "close to the emperor" made a face on the face of a complete absence of the presence of a proper understanding. In the phrase slid ... But that was how it was. There were no leaks.
Our ministers from the IMF took their genitals firmly. Remember the IMF demand for gas prices? There was a clear price increase - 23,5%! And now quotes from Prime Minister Groisman. I will not explain anything. You will understand.
"Prices for gas from November 1 will increase only by 23,5%. Not by 60%. This is what we managed to achieve with incredible efforts as a result of these negotiations."
“If we cannot continue relations with international partners, we will not be able to pay debts. Ukraine can be put into default ... We must act responsibly.”
On the sidelines of our policy, there was already an understanding that we had driven the country into ... In short, where we were going to pull out. And deeply driven.
At the end, according to tradition, news from the police. The first news concerns you a well-known person who was even engaged in lawmaking in Russia and sang arias.
So, a group of unknown men broke down the door and seized an apartment on Taras Shevchenko Boulevard in Kiev, where the widow of ex-State Duma deputy Denis Voronenkov Maria Maksakova lives.
“Unknown people who behaved aggressively changed locks on the doors and demanded to free up the premises. After receiving a message about the seizure of housing, law enforcement officers left for the scene. Later, nine people who took part in illegal actions were taken to the Shevchenko police department.”
Notice that no one was hiding anywhere. Dump the fact that the wolf acted (in the sense of Petrov and Boshirov) and the seven goats does not work. But it is possible to connect the seizure with the adopted Code. According to the new Code, it is now possible to dispose of an apartment from the debtor in case of debt.
Maksakova owed a loan. So the collectors act according to the law. And no one is going to help her. Now at the ministerial level they will decide whether it is needed yet, or it will be enough to play this card, and ... The usual fate of a traitor. By the way, did you notice that the killer Voronenkov completely stopped writing? It did not work that he was a native of Sevastopol from the USSR. Not interesting.
But the worst crime of this week was committed in Zaporozhye. Imagine, the robbers took the Drager brand breathalyzer from the patrol car! By the way, 18 worth thousands. Well at least the police did not suffer, and then in a criminal environment there are rumors about the appearance of a gang of gays ...
Well, in fulfilling my civic duty, about which I wrote above, I bring to the attention of the investigation the rumors that circulate in the criminal environment. Breathalyzer took the girl with silicone lips, which the police stopped to check for alcohol. She really liked to blow into it ...
That's all for today. To you, my friends, as always, health, kindness and tranquility. Especially since you like the holiday is scheduled. Take care of the liver! And do not fall for the provocations of those who are too vehemently exposing themselves to be your friend. And we will live!
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