Do not let the bear drive. European journalism nostalgic for Goebbels
While some of our compatriots bubbled with mock optimism against the background of the World Cup, which allegedly turned the paradigm of Russophobia and hardened stereotypes in foreign cranial boxes, Western adherents of the next crusade against the "Oriental barbarians" did not give their paranoia a chance for a cure.
The natural basis for the cultivation of the Western phobias of the whole biomass of Russia in relation to Russia is the implantation of the conviction that Russians are inferior in Goebbels. The first such Goebbels swallow after the championship was the article from the German agitist Die Tageszeitung, in which a certain Andreas Ruttenauer declared that the Russians had turned into people, but only for the duration of the championship. That's how it is! I wonder if Andreas would replace the word “Russians” with the word “Jews” or “negros”, would his European ass remain in the same warm armchair?
But it was the first beast. And since agitation, especially in its cave version, is unthinkable without a systematic approach, less than a month passed, as Austria, once annexed by Germany, inserted its five euro cents with the pen of Klara Hürlimann from the local Tyrolean newspaper Tiroler Tageszeitung published in Innsbruck. I don’t know how much the Tyrolean frau is familiar with Russia and if she is familiar at all, but she managed to collect in a single material a decent amount of stereotypes and frank fakes that usually inhabit the garbage entertainment and gossip sites.
Klarochka started with the old phantom pain of the Western world about the size of our country. I can only guess how intense this frau's salivation was at the mere mention of the vast expanses of Russia. Undisguised irritation was clearly visible through the statistics lines: they say, the eastern barbarians own such vast lands. Whereas, the “civilized” West didn’t manage to control these lands, but even didn’t go over them without receiving a cap near Poltava or in Stalingrad. This is understandable, because the crown of the development of the western “thought” was another jackal attempt to “whistle” someone else's.
The next promise of the unlucky Clara was Yaroslavna weeping over the plight of gender equality in our Fatherland. Presumably, the German frau or Madame of France, fired by migrants in a circle, were satisfied? And the concealment of official statistics, according to which more than a hundred rapes by migrants were registered in Germany alone a month, was simply a minor flaw. However, Western thought does not stand still, and recently in European society have thought to pay for the safety of intimate places of Europeans, attention, intimate places of Europeans with low social responsibility, of course, at the expense of the European countries themselves. Apparently, the seditious thought of handing anxious, holey spoons did not attend them. But, according to Clara, that's true, European women are happy ...
Overjoyed Europeans surrounded by grateful "refugees"
The journalist also claims that having a wedding ring on her finger does not guarantee happiness in marriage for Russian women. I don’t know how to collect such statistics, but we must assume that European leaders are happy in marriage, although almost all are childless. Or was that manic shine in the eyes of the Macron Klarochka family seen as an indicator of happiness? And, perhaps, marital happiness with her head covered cutie Hillary, who, in my humble opinion, experienced an orgasm publicly and once in her life when news of the tragic death of Muammar Gaddafi reached her ...
And, of course, could not a woman of free Europe pass by the problem of the “lack of diversity of love” in Russia. Initially, even I did not immediately realize what lies beneath this packaging. For me, after all, “diversity” exists in the paradigm - I can love, I can not love. The rest is just technical details and a matter of fitness and imagination. But this, as it turned out, is about the eternal western bugfish with a blue tint and rear wheel drive. What kind of cockroaches and how exactly do they go in the Austrian head, if from the concern for the happiness of women, Clara has switched to the concerns of their direct competitors ...
This is followed by a subtle hint of the cave illiteracy of the Russians, like those of cockroaches. Clara, after consulting with her army in her head, cites statistical data, according to which 30% of our compatriots believe that the Sun rotates around the Earth.
We, of course, have problems with education, precisely because of the reforms of the Western model, but I have never heard of such statistics. However, we clearly did not reach the Western fashion trend of the violent insanity of the “flat land”. For those who remain on this side of reality, I will explain. In the 19 century in the country of the late Isaac Newton, the secular lunatic Mr. Rowbotham began to preach the idea of a flat Earth. Like any insane, he was funny and artistic, so he made a good flock for himself.
Recent studies have shown that a third of the Yankees between the ages of 18 and 24 years are not sure that the earth is in the shape of a ball, or rather, a geoid. The avant-garde club of the flat Earth are not any marginals, but quite successful and wealthy people like rapper V.O.V.
Clara, being on the "right" way of turning the Russians into a wildly uneducated tribe, could not fail to describe the rituals of this tribe. She literally belches some kind of a jumble of superstitions, customs and traditions (not to greet the threshold, not to give an even number of flowers, etc.). By the way, this is characteristic of every nation. Paying tribute to Frau’s Austrian education, I’ll have the courage to remind you that the great German thinker Johann Goethe wrote: “Superstition is the poetry of life, so it’s not a shame for a poet to be superstitious.”
Another thing - the modern Germans or Austrians. For example, if you quietly sweat the chimney sweep, then, according to their belief, you will be happy. The terrible fear of the Austrians inspires the number of 13, from the seven they are thrilled, and every 2-th resident of Austria believes that the four-leaf clover brings good luck. But there are more colorful examples of schizophrenic superstitions, too - you can’t sneeze looking at the young moon. The statistics lover did not try to calculate how many Austrians choked on their own snot under the Moon, trying to observe the “correct” rituals?
And God forbid you to meet with a man who has a white cow, a white horse or a white cat. And how could I forget about this fat ball-shaped impotent bastard that climbs into houses on Christmas Day. But, as if this amateur reindeer herder was not enough for the Austrians, in Austria a small gadget in the form of the pagan demon Krampus, who eats naughty children dry, was added to this belief. From 5 to 6 December, in honor of this folklore maniac, saving Europeans from defective offspring, even arrange a carnival.
Krampus Annual Carnival
Here Clara's exposing tone gives a crack, and over-voltage cockroaches lose their order. And she for some time falls into the journalism level of "I read Wikipedia." From some corners of her subcortex, she recalls the invention of “Tetris” with Russian roots, but at the final stage of public discrimination on ethnic grounds returns to the “necessary” gauge.
Thus, in the rush of the sample “5 class, 2-I quarter”, the journalist begins to talk about the complexity of the Russian language and its incomprehensibility and even illogicality. Well, we will try. For example, when a conversation is heard in Italian, it is quite possible to assume that two hysterical girls with tightly smoked voices argue over money for services rendered. But in the end it turns out that two respectable gentlemen are talking about their favorite football team. And no one would argue that for a Russian ear, Germans even have lyric poems that were read with an expression - this is something between the order in the Prussian barracks and the rockfall in the mountains. And, of course, I will not mention the abundance of times in the English language, during the study of which I myself completely fell out of timelessness.
And the statement of an Austrian, that inside our language there is another language - abusive, consisting of four words, is simply insulting. How, the whole nature of the domestic fighters cram into the framework of four words? .. No, and here our nature makes itself felt. Not enough to be!
And the main problem that does not leave Clara’s head in any way is the ban on lace panties in Russia. Well, in this matter I am not a professional. But no matter how great experts in panties were found in the neighboring country, according to my modest visual observations, there is no shortage of lace shorts in the beautiful half of our country. Perhaps, on old stocks keep? But the fact itself is life-affirming. For example, my grandmother bought matches for the future, and, as it turned out, she had to be cowards!
"Spetsy" from Ukraine know what to strive for
The journalist from Austria gives her entire text for “facts about Russia” - without arguments, references to authoritative sources, and some objective data. This is what she does not need, in view of the fact that this is a real manifestation of the inferiority of the Russian people veiled in wry irony. That's right, because Clara constantly pedals the ethnic component of his Goebbels opus. It would seem, who would seriously regard this writings of a minor Hitler Youth from the correction class? And in vain. After all, the philistine in the hectic days will continue to form under the influence of just this, without going into details. And over time, we may not notice how the next “drang nach osten” will be reinforced by the more thorough graphomania of the notoriously permanent fiasco in the East of Europeans.
So we fill KamAZ. We feed the bear by heating the borscht on a soaking nuclear reactor. We play on the balalaika in the intervals between writing denunciations. And again, on our bloody KamAZ, we get out on the road of rage in search of cowards for the faithful. And most importantly, keep the powder dry and do not let the bear behind the wheel, no matter how he asked.
The natural basis for the cultivation of the Western phobias of the whole biomass of Russia in relation to Russia is the implantation of the conviction that Russians are inferior in Goebbels. The first such Goebbels swallow after the championship was the article from the German agitist Die Tageszeitung, in which a certain Andreas Ruttenauer declared that the Russians had turned into people, but only for the duration of the championship. That's how it is! I wonder if Andreas would replace the word “Russians” with the word “Jews” or “negros”, would his European ass remain in the same warm armchair?
But it was the first beast. And since agitation, especially in its cave version, is unthinkable without a systematic approach, less than a month passed, as Austria, once annexed by Germany, inserted its five euro cents with the pen of Klara Hürlimann from the local Tyrolean newspaper Tiroler Tageszeitung published in Innsbruck. I don’t know how much the Tyrolean frau is familiar with Russia and if she is familiar at all, but she managed to collect in a single material a decent amount of stereotypes and frank fakes that usually inhabit the garbage entertainment and gossip sites.
Klarochka started with the old phantom pain of the Western world about the size of our country. I can only guess how intense this frau's salivation was at the mere mention of the vast expanses of Russia. Undisguised irritation was clearly visible through the statistics lines: they say, the eastern barbarians own such vast lands. Whereas, the “civilized” West didn’t manage to control these lands, but even didn’t go over them without receiving a cap near Poltava or in Stalingrad. This is understandable, because the crown of the development of the western “thought” was another jackal attempt to “whistle” someone else's.
The next promise of the unlucky Clara was Yaroslavna weeping over the plight of gender equality in our Fatherland. Presumably, the German frau or Madame of France, fired by migrants in a circle, were satisfied? And the concealment of official statistics, according to which more than a hundred rapes by migrants were registered in Germany alone a month, was simply a minor flaw. However, Western thought does not stand still, and recently in European society have thought to pay for the safety of intimate places of Europeans, attention, intimate places of Europeans with low social responsibility, of course, at the expense of the European countries themselves. Apparently, the seditious thought of handing anxious, holey spoons did not attend them. But, according to Clara, that's true, European women are happy ...
Overjoyed Europeans surrounded by grateful "refugees"
The journalist also claims that having a wedding ring on her finger does not guarantee happiness in marriage for Russian women. I don’t know how to collect such statistics, but we must assume that European leaders are happy in marriage, although almost all are childless. Or was that manic shine in the eyes of the Macron Klarochka family seen as an indicator of happiness? And, perhaps, marital happiness with her head covered cutie Hillary, who, in my humble opinion, experienced an orgasm publicly and once in her life when news of the tragic death of Muammar Gaddafi reached her ...
And, of course, could not a woman of free Europe pass by the problem of the “lack of diversity of love” in Russia. Initially, even I did not immediately realize what lies beneath this packaging. For me, after all, “diversity” exists in the paradigm - I can love, I can not love. The rest is just technical details and a matter of fitness and imagination. But this, as it turned out, is about the eternal western bugfish with a blue tint and rear wheel drive. What kind of cockroaches and how exactly do they go in the Austrian head, if from the concern for the happiness of women, Clara has switched to the concerns of their direct competitors ...
This is followed by a subtle hint of the cave illiteracy of the Russians, like those of cockroaches. Clara, after consulting with her army in her head, cites statistical data, according to which 30% of our compatriots believe that the Sun rotates around the Earth.
We, of course, have problems with education, precisely because of the reforms of the Western model, but I have never heard of such statistics. However, we clearly did not reach the Western fashion trend of the violent insanity of the “flat land”. For those who remain on this side of reality, I will explain. In the 19 century in the country of the late Isaac Newton, the secular lunatic Mr. Rowbotham began to preach the idea of a flat Earth. Like any insane, he was funny and artistic, so he made a good flock for himself.
Recent studies have shown that a third of the Yankees between the ages of 18 and 24 years are not sure that the earth is in the shape of a ball, or rather, a geoid. The avant-garde club of the flat Earth are not any marginals, but quite successful and wealthy people like rapper V.O.V.
Clara, being on the "right" way of turning the Russians into a wildly uneducated tribe, could not fail to describe the rituals of this tribe. She literally belches some kind of a jumble of superstitions, customs and traditions (not to greet the threshold, not to give an even number of flowers, etc.). By the way, this is characteristic of every nation. Paying tribute to Frau’s Austrian education, I’ll have the courage to remind you that the great German thinker Johann Goethe wrote: “Superstition is the poetry of life, so it’s not a shame for a poet to be superstitious.”
Another thing - the modern Germans or Austrians. For example, if you quietly sweat the chimney sweep, then, according to their belief, you will be happy. The terrible fear of the Austrians inspires the number of 13, from the seven they are thrilled, and every 2-th resident of Austria believes that the four-leaf clover brings good luck. But there are more colorful examples of schizophrenic superstitions, too - you can’t sneeze looking at the young moon. The statistics lover did not try to calculate how many Austrians choked on their own snot under the Moon, trying to observe the “correct” rituals?
And God forbid you to meet with a man who has a white cow, a white horse or a white cat. And how could I forget about this fat ball-shaped impotent bastard that climbs into houses on Christmas Day. But, as if this amateur reindeer herder was not enough for the Austrians, in Austria a small gadget in the form of the pagan demon Krampus, who eats naughty children dry, was added to this belief. From 5 to 6 December, in honor of this folklore maniac, saving Europeans from defective offspring, even arrange a carnival.
Krampus Annual Carnival
Here Clara's exposing tone gives a crack, and over-voltage cockroaches lose their order. And she for some time falls into the journalism level of "I read Wikipedia." From some corners of her subcortex, she recalls the invention of “Tetris” with Russian roots, but at the final stage of public discrimination on ethnic grounds returns to the “necessary” gauge.
Thus, in the rush of the sample “5 class, 2-I quarter”, the journalist begins to talk about the complexity of the Russian language and its incomprehensibility and even illogicality. Well, we will try. For example, when a conversation is heard in Italian, it is quite possible to assume that two hysterical girls with tightly smoked voices argue over money for services rendered. But in the end it turns out that two respectable gentlemen are talking about their favorite football team. And no one would argue that for a Russian ear, Germans even have lyric poems that were read with an expression - this is something between the order in the Prussian barracks and the rockfall in the mountains. And, of course, I will not mention the abundance of times in the English language, during the study of which I myself completely fell out of timelessness.
And the statement of an Austrian, that inside our language there is another language - abusive, consisting of four words, is simply insulting. How, the whole nature of the domestic fighters cram into the framework of four words? .. No, and here our nature makes itself felt. Not enough to be!
And the main problem that does not leave Clara’s head in any way is the ban on lace panties in Russia. Well, in this matter I am not a professional. But no matter how great experts in panties were found in the neighboring country, according to my modest visual observations, there is no shortage of lace shorts in the beautiful half of our country. Perhaps, on old stocks keep? But the fact itself is life-affirming. For example, my grandmother bought matches for the future, and, as it turned out, she had to be cowards!
"Spetsy" from Ukraine know what to strive for
The journalist from Austria gives her entire text for “facts about Russia” - without arguments, references to authoritative sources, and some objective data. This is what she does not need, in view of the fact that this is a real manifestation of the inferiority of the Russian people veiled in wry irony. That's right, because Clara constantly pedals the ethnic component of his Goebbels opus. It would seem, who would seriously regard this writings of a minor Hitler Youth from the correction class? And in vain. After all, the philistine in the hectic days will continue to form under the influence of just this, without going into details. And over time, we may not notice how the next “drang nach osten” will be reinforced by the more thorough graphomania of the notoriously permanent fiasco in the East of Europeans.
So we fill KamAZ. We feed the bear by heating the borscht on a soaking nuclear reactor. We play on the balalaika in the intervals between writing denunciations. And again, on our bloody KamAZ, we get out on the road of rage in search of cowards for the faithful. And most importantly, keep the powder dry and do not let the bear behind the wheel, no matter how he asked.
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