Our word is harder Parmesan. Championship mistress welcomes guests
The accuracy of hitting the ball leads to an increase in the degree of friendship between peoples, and the number of goals counted is directly proportional to the speed of strengthening the sports fraternity.
What has been said above is not an attempt to cheer on the players, not a quote from Mutko’s speech or Kremlin propaganda.
At one time, the scientist G. Gurdjieff (1866? —1949) scientifically proved that the subject to which surrounding people direct negative emotions loses health, languishes and naturally bent. No doctor will save him. Paracetamol, mustard and castorc are powerless.
Modern Russian scientists, whose names are still kept secret by the Kremlin, have supplemented Gurdjieff's law with the theory of the opposite effect.
The subject who is enveloped by waves of positive social feelings, is health-improving, drug-free, strengthens his strength, increases his tone, gains outstanding athletic abilities and ignites the enduring fire of patriotism in his heart. (And note, not a drop of meldonium!)
Such a person and an athlete can not be defeated by anyone. The overmatured football super-professional, master of cold-blooded dribbling, an expert in scoring situations and rolling a ball under attack, as well as rolling it into a string bag, will not cope with it.
Comrades fans! Praise the team of the future winners! Team unsurpassed scorers, fatal forwards and impenetrable goalkeepers!
The names of researchers who discovered a truly scientific path to victory are not reasonably disclosed in the Kremlin - foreigners and their agents of influence will not make attempts to lure outstanding scientists by promising them golden and platinum mountains for innovative physical and moral reinforcement of decadent Western footballers.
The theory itself does not represent a secret. The Military Review knows that progressive participants in the Russian national team are already familiar with the addendum to the Gurdjieff law. The guys think it's time to put the theory into practice.
"I look, everything that is happening now, the negative background, — said striker Artem Dziuba. - I would like to ask you, you are broadcasting to the nations to support us. The tournament has not started yet, and you are already behaving aggressively with us. Let's, the tournament will end, and you will draw certain conclusions. Now I ask all our country to unite. ”
Overseas players also guess something. Some of them suspect that something amazing will happen in the championship. "Russia is an amazing country — shared his enthusiasm Zlatan Ibrahimovic, striker "Los Angeles Galaxy". - I think the 2018 World Cup will be amazing here. ”
As to certainty, Artyom is absolutely right. The Russian national team will show the class, and the society (not just the fans!) Will draw conclusions. The correct conclusions. At the same time, scientists will be convinced of the loyalty of their conclusions.
Down with the negative, give positive!
We tune in to a positive patriotic wave and send mental signals to Russian football players.
We send a very spiritual message to him.
And we also send him warm waves of moral support.
And this, and that, and now this, and that with the numbers on the chest.
We send a collective positive emotion to the one who so enthusiastically sends the ball into the goal of a strategic opponent ... sorry, into a bag of a friend, brother and wolf ... entshuldigen zi bitte ... friend, comrade and brother.
Do not be greedy! Feelings are endless. They are not oil or gas, they have no end!
Love your footballer! Let the World Football Championship in Russia be held under this slogan! The editors of "Military Review" drink kvass, lemonade, mineral water, ayran and green tea for exactly this.
Playing with the ball will not be a political rivalry. Goal will not be a reason for "aggravation", "forcing", "inciting" and "building up". Forwards, midfielders and defenders on the field play without machine guns. They are not politicians or generals. They are not those who regard the entire planet as a field for murderous wars, but peoples as the statistical content of a world conflict. The score will divide the teams into winners and losers, but no one will kill anyone.
Let progressive competition live in the world, but die greedy rivalry! Let the teams race take place - and let the arms race stop!
It was about peace and sport that the Russian poet Ramzan Kadyrov wrote the song.
Famous Poetry gave a song answer for the couplets of Semyon Slepakov (who received, in addition to the rhymed strike, a special invitation to the city of Grozny).
To understand the reason for the loud poetic response of a celebrity of this rank, we recommend readers to listen to Mr. Slepakov's hoarse hit.
Where is Dziuba, and where is Egypt! R. Kadyrov points out this in his poetic criticism.
And kind of in your eye appeal,
The eyebrow is not touched, sorry, in shortening
You are responding to the humor of Ramzan
About Dziuba, Egypt and Parmesan.
The song of the poet Kadyrov begins playfully, and ends seriously: a call for peace and for the support of Russia:
We are foot soldiers for our country,
And we must bear the will to win.
And Sport is the World !!! - that's what brother I say
I will support Russia in everything!
The mention of Parmesan in the song carries the deepest philosophical meaning. This is understandable to any critic, literary critic and historian of the Cold War. “And my word is harder than stone — not cheese!” - the poet insists, obviously, in no way doubting the victory of the Russian national team and the hardness not only of the team members, but also of its coach. "I will answer for the word - because I, brother, Kadyrov," - seals a songbook, thus throwing a friendly challenge not only to the singing Mr. Slepakov, but also to everyone who started to beat the brave Russian footballers in the championship.
In any case, if the Russian team dares to lose, the poet Kadyrov really has to become his coach. To fulfill the promise, even if not his own. And in training, the new coach will clearly explain to the wards the concepts of friendship between nations, fraternity and the will to win.
Yes, the will to win! For the international community prefers to fraternize and make friends not with the vanquished, but with the winners.
The editorial staff of the Military Review supports the Russian national team and sends it via the Internet the hottest positive mood - the mood to win. Visitors to the site not only read the invigorating report, but also saw the artistic images of the future winners - the entire Russian team, from the goalkeepers to the coach. The artist has put talent and soul into each friendly cartoon. If such a powerful creative message doesn’t give the team any inspiration and football inspiration, then Kadyrov will not help either.
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