Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. Wider our designs only Dnipro yes pants Cossack!
Ukraine has not yet died, and glory, and will, We, brother of youth, will share the share.
Zinnut our vorіzhenki, yak dew on sontsi. I will be my brother, I have my own side.
Let us put our soul for our freedom, let us show, brother, Kozat family.
Fuh! Here I am! Everything! We must begin the day, as befits a Ukrainian patriot. Now tighten the trousers and start, perhaps.
Well we have in Ukraine. Today is just not a day, but a fairy tale. Ate lobio, khachapuri, kebabs to satiety. Heard "Suliko" to the very top. "Assa" will now shout in a dream for a couple of days. Maybe even change my hat to Georgian ...
Think I'm out of my mind? Yes, not at all. Everything is just like that. Invented nothing. I do have a part of that other Ukraine in the city. True, I stumbled upon it by chance.
I went to an arms exhibition and came across. At an agricultural exhibition. Can you imagine there Tanks, guns and other "Stugny". There are tractors, seeders, winders, mowers ... I was not particularly interested in what these machines are called. Just admired. They are healthy, but seemingly good-natured.
In general, the exhibition has not opened yet, but nonetheless.
And people around go in normal clothes. Even in embroidered shirts. Just walk, look, smile.
I go further, and ... Miracle. I hear "Suliko". They sing beautifully. Almost like ours. Just somehow a polyphony. Can't remember this term. I have a relationship with music on "you." And the smell ...
What kind of cockroach will pass by the smell of good food? I turned the corner and ... ah, I swear to my mom, Tbilisi! Or Kutaisi. Cafe, next to another cafe. Opposite is still a cafe. And everywhere Georgians. Something fried, boiled, hover. And Ukrainians eat, eat, eat ... And why not eat if yummy?
Previously, it was called "Days of Culture" of any republic in Kiev. Today it seems - "Friendship Week". Well, we lived ... Before ... I think that young people, even by these fragments of that life, can judge about a happy life in the Soviet Union. Not Europe is. THE USSR. Union indestructible republics of the free ...
And then I came back to reality. Immediately I remembered that Mishiko was brawling on the other side of the border with Poland. I went home in Kiev Square. Listened to the radio in the headphones. Glazed around. Considered the next political caricatures, bypassed the next ATO veterans, police, national guardsmen. I looked around to have time to slip away if any national warriors or С14 appeared.
On the radio they told about the robbery of the apartment of the arrested Kirill Vyshinsky. That very Glavred RIA News Ukraine, if anyone forgot. In short, looted the hut to the fullest. And defeated.
True, sofas and wardrobes left. They took only valuables and documents. Donbass not. Or worked too smart guys. What was needed was taken away, and the defeat to imitate the C14 swoop or some other assholes. Lawyer Andrei Domansky has spoken about this in the following way: “Kirill Vyshinsky’s apartment was robbed, now I am waiting for the police to fix it. Everything in the apartment is turned upside down, all things are scattered, documents and valuables have disappeared.”
I will try to take the laurels from Shakespeare (according to our tradition, you can fight the dead!). The whole world is the FSB, and the Ukrainians are agents. Any schoolboy already knows everything. This is a special operation of the FSB! Thieves, repeat offenders, criminals, former participants of the ATO, were recruited by the Kremlin to discredit Poroshenko, Gritsak and Lutsenko.
Why only - this is the question ...
A gang of repeat offenders and heroes of the ATO was to rob forty-seven apartments in Kiev. And the gang was led personally by Putin. Our specialists from the SBU on one of the machines found his fingerprints. Only we can not show anything. Until. In the interests of the investigation.
I did not just mention the number of 47, as you understand. Well, not going anywhere on the shit that we poured on the very throat of the SBU and the prosecutor's office. And that Hydrant added. It is clear that we will get out of this outhouse. But the smell ... The smell will definitely remain.
I do not want to write about the "dead". About the dead or good, and all good things disappeared after the blog about your fallen plane with the Alexandrov ensemble, or not at all.
Do you know why I did not put the word "dead" in quotes? Journalist B. died long ago. And the corpse that we saw is just a scarecrow. And the man will die soon enough. Ugh, of course. I don't even want to believe it myself. Yes, and pull over some. We are having an election campaign. And without glasses everything is already visible.
I read several speeches of our experts and political scientists. The main idea that we are told is that Russia will not stop. And they will kill everyone. Regardless of political views. The SBU disgraced the FSB, and the Russians are vindictive.
You know, the conclusion is scary enough. We will have no choices! The situation will develop, most likely, so. Multiple resonance kills. Several no less resonant arrests, such as the arrest of Vyshinsky, and then the introduction of emergency. Or declaration of martial law in the country.
Simply put, we are starting a state terrorism policy, blaming Russia for everything and, according to the Constitution, we are not holding elections. As a result, the power remains in the hands of the Hydrant, political opponents are killed or fled, journalists have their throats filled up, the people are finally intimidated ... We continue the conversation ...
Or, alternatively, more calm and peaceful, we will come and vote for the 77% Hydrant. Well, they will simply understand that there is no alternative to him, and they will vote. Could this be? Yes, it is quite.
No, you still have to write about the good. About our all-Ukrainian dream of galushkas self-jumping into their mouths.
That is because Gogol, formulated such a dream! And you still can not express the national idea in words. Okay.
I do not write much about the east of Ukraine. But today, simply obliged to speak. I am obliged simply because we are completely confused with this Donbas. On the one hand, the Donbass must be returned to the womb. In the sense, in the ass. There is at least some industry preserved. Again coal. Economy!
On the other hand, something is doubtful that the citizens of these republics, with any privileges and privileges, will vote for our politicians. And for the party too. And about the fact that they will begin their speeches the way I started today notes, even ashamed to write. In short, we do not need these same miners and metallurgists. And they can leave only with the whole Donbas ...
Think pat? Xy ... In uncontrolled Donetsk and Makeyevka, subsidence of the soil surface on 20-25 was recorded. On Monday, 4 of June, Vadim Chernysh, Minister for Temporarily Occupied Territories and Internally Displaced Persons, stated this on Monday, 25 June: "Donetsk city, for reference, the Donbass Arena. Here is one of the sections - a heap of mine named after Kalinin. Satellite images provide an opportunity for such squares [to assess the risks], here the squares are yellow and red, where there is subsidence ntov, sometimes on XNUMX cm, roughly. " "Through satellite monitoring, we see that the horizontal layer is being lowered. This means that the surface in the city of Donetsk is actually falling through."
Here is the way out. It will be little-little to shoot each other and wait for Donetsk to go underground. "Self-jumping dumplings"! And you are launching some satellites, all sorts of geologists. Mind is not enough to see in Google photos? Or a lot of money? Learn while we still have ...
And do not even try to refute. Any geologist will tell you that in areas where coal and other minerals are extracted, subsidence is a common phenomenon. Thanks to Chernysh! Wiped his nose ... Who is not entirely clear, but wiped. Peremoga!
And I want you to "finish off the economic growth" of Ukraine. And then you read your press and it becomes sad. Or go outside. The same result. But we really have peremogi.
For example, it became the norm for Ukrainians to get a million hryvnia as interest on a bank in a month. Is it possible in Russia? "Self-jumping dumpling"! And for 5 months to get about 6 million hryvnia as interest income?
And you say that we are poor ... We go to work in Europe and Russia. We are tourists, in fact, but we work to not lose the skill. Money is no longer in the banks, but in the barrels we store.
True, there is one quotation. Not all, admittedly, switched to the barrels. There are those who manage the banks. Glass. Our people do not want to be rich. We have such a mentality. And to you the quote, for envy!
“President Petro Poroshenko has declared another 1 million UAH of interest income from deposits in the International Investment Bank. This is stated in the message about significant changes in the current year in the Unified State Register of declarations of persons authorized to perform the functions of the state or local self-government. 4 of June was declared 987 495 UAH income: 573 602 UAH, 305 921 UAH and 107 972 UAH UAH from bank deposits in the IIB. Since the beginning of the year Poroshenko declared a total of about UAH 6 million interest income of the bank deposits. "
Envy! And, this, a hook for readers from Tarakana: "... the head of state Petro Poroshenko filed income declarations for 2017 a year. In general, his income amounted to 16 million 303 thousand 874 UAH."
That's how it happens. Country in the ass, and the president in chocolate. Although, if you look only at the color of the "product", then we are together. Perhaps we need to do the same as you did with your Putin. For evil, we take and choose a hydrant for the next term! (If my script, God forbid, will not happen). And we are capable of such filth. For the sake of Russia!
"War", or what? Especially since our war is in progress. I'm talking about Kiev. I will not bore you with these old-fashioned grenades. You already know that we switched to grenade launchers long ago. But we are changing our goals. This is more interesting.
On Monday, we witnessed the shelling ... funeral services at Baikovo Cemetery. "And everything is calm in the cemetery ..." is no longer relevant. There, as you can see, life is in full swing! True, some kind of grenade launcher used. Bum bummed, but the grenade did not explode. I stuck into the wall and stuck out like ...
I just want to make an appeal to the Ukrainians: “People, this is not even the bottom, but some bottom bottom behind the bottom bottom. Like a shot in Kiev from a grenade launcher at the funeral home office to link up with Putin, that’s the task for Gritzak and Lutsenko. Moscow throws a difficult challenge to them, will they manage it? Let's help the hryvnia to our valiant SSU! "
I, as a patriot, will prompt the option of binding Putin to the cemetery. More precisely, suggested above. Pomegranate neutralized. But the fingers remained ... So Putin personally issued a grenade launcher from his warehouse ... Oh, sorry, I do not have Russian accounts. It is necessary, as our “freshly repentant” dead man, to end up with a transfer of cards and accounts for donations ... I would be innocent.
Do not think that I am the smartest. We have a smarter bunch of people. In terms of binding events to Putin. I'll tell you a couple of examples. To the west of Shirokino there is a village of Vinogradnoye. Quite a normal seaside village. One bad thing is seaside.
Three years ago I wrote about the fact that we threw mines along the coastal strip of the Sea of Azov so that your troops would not land. and here is what happened in this very Grape.
Mine mines in the coastal area Naval Forces on the most can not. Well thrown. Lot. All the joy. But the shallowing began. The sea moved a little, and half of these mines were on the shore. Local howl raised. Rally gathered separators! Take away! Yeah, all thrown and rushed to clean. And then the sea will return, so what?
Ask, what does Putin have to do with it? Chy. So the mines of the Armed Forces of Ukraine and the Naval Forces of Ukraine cannot be removed because the one who put them has already died from experiences in the war unleashed by Putin! So let them lie. And then this, self-destruct. With time...
By the way, we gave you an otvetku on the closure of part of the water area of the Azov Sea! The water area is closed for the whole summer near Mariupol (near Shyrokyne, in the area of Melekino and Belosaraysky Spit), as well as to the east of Berdyansk. The press service of our valiant naval (ugh) forces reported:
"The State Hydrography site closes the area at the request of the Armed Forces of Ukraine - this is such an order." "This means that before directly performing certain elements, such as firing, a corresponding group is created that checks the area and closes it completely so that no one is there."
Didn't expect such a powerful answer? Thought we were joking with you? Agree, a great move. You overtook any boats from the Caspian Sea there. Money wasted. So that, then, our fishermen did not climb to you and did not blow up the bridge. And we once ... Sami forbade fishermen to go out to sea. We are at war with you ... economically. Here it is.
And for those of you who simply cannot live without our Azov resorts, I inform you that you can swim there! They say you can even swim. Only permission should be asked from the relevant military. But! You can dive without permission! Especially during the shooting! We ask you!
And now the fishermen will not catch fish, but will collect after artillery firing. APU suppresses fishermen collect. Our gunners in the sea fall without a miss!
Now about the sad. Patriotism infected even at home! And other winds. I will begin with the next "victory" over Zhukov. Marshal of Victory Georgy Zhukov. Probably already another victory in Kharkov. Remember, I wrote about how 6 May threw off Zhukov’s bust on Grigorenko Avenue? Then Kernes promised to take all the monuments to the war heroes under protection. This time the memorial plaque was smashed at school number 127.
But Kernes promised something. And here is a combination of promise and destruction in the practical execution of the Kharkov police:
“The other day there were very strong winds in the Slobozhanshchina, the board of Zhukov, which was recently installed on the facade of School No. XXUMX, could not stand them and fell.”
Another significant event occurred in Lviv. Most recently, I wrote about one incident. Remember, the 22-year-old girl fell part of the wall of the house? Standing at the bus stop and ... Concussion of the brain and cranial wound of the parietal region.
But today everything has changed! Homes became patriots. Now they are trying to kill aliens! Imagine how many foreigners in Lviv divorced. Fragment of the wall nowhere to fall. It was a house on the corner of the Galician and Market Square. I admired a thunderstorm ... Beautifully. Lightning Flashes like a photographer. Romance.
And then this ... a foreigner spoils the picture. I came from Baku. I had to house it lightly with a piece of the wall on the head dolbanut. "The man has a wound in the occipital region. However, he is conscious, he was taken to the emergency room hospital for an examination by a neurosurgeon on duty." Where is this Baku, and where is Lviv. To spoil the picture, his woodlouse ... Do we have Tsaevrop or where?
I can not share the great joy for the whole of Ukraine. Remember the terrible karma of our country? Yes, I do not mean the war. This is our crap. I'm talking about karma. Terrible and invincible Lviv trash! Garbage that penetrates any place and never ends ...
We got everyone! To the very livers got. And they gave us money! Construction of the plant will be financed by the EBRD, other environmental institutions, as well as by the city budget.
"This year we have laid down roughly 40 million hryvnias and next year we will report as many funds as necessary."
And builders came running ... It's good to be pans. "This is Germany, the Netherlands, France, and Poland ... But the tender itself for the selection of a contractor will be held according to European legislation."
If we consider that we chose a place for construction for two years, then ... By the end of 20-30's, the plant will be built! The main place to choose!
Morning. It's time to finish. By tradition, the ending will be for raising the mood and prestige of our country. The news today will be from the field of nanotechnology. And then all the time you laugh at our engineers.
In the Dnieper, in the sense of the city, they created Robotwho collects donations! For the slow-witted, we created a beggar robot! The robot is equipped with a bill acceptor, so it does not work on plain paper. He also became the champion of Ukraine as the largest robot that collects money for charity.
"For each received bill, the metal Dobrobot gives out a witty replica. It took a month to create it. The blacksmiths made almost eight hundred metal parts."
And do not laugh. If you do not understand the whole breadth of ideas. How many do not convince you that we are pioneers in everything, there are always misunderstandings. The sea was dug, the Carpathians were poured, Russia was created, the Mongols were smashed well and hereinafter.
What does our hydrant do? Asks for money! Everywhere and always. So the robot will replace him! Imagine first in stories humanity president robot! Sala Ukraine! But this is in perspective.
And in the near future, the government will order about a hundred of such robots (necessarily through Prozoro) and almost free of charge transfer them to Western countries. Can you imagine such a robot somewhere in Monte Carlo? Or on the Cote d'Azur? Yes, a lot of any resorts for the elite is. He will collect the currency!
The only problem is the Roma. Well, gypsies. They will certainly do the same for the sale of "old" coins and emptying the pockets in the subway. And you continue to make robots for hazardous work, for high-precision production. I say, you do not have the breadth of ideas ...
In general, life goes on. You notice how everything around it blooms and grows. I love summer. Sinful. And we will bloom. Each separately and all together. And politicians ... They exist to shade the beauty of life. To understand white, you need to know what is black.
Happiness and smiles to your home. Prosperity and love in the family. Good neighbors and loyal friends. Will live!
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