Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. Freedom is disgusting!
Greetings to you, dear readers, so to speak, out of plan. Why off-plan? Blame the camera! It was good for photographers in the old days. If you want, you do not want, but 36 frames are at your disposal. So, you will not run up too much, shooting some event.
Today? Analysis of the materials obtained is always transformed into a "flour of death". It will be interesting to readers. And it will be interesting to readers. I will not even talk about this, it is interesting to me ... It is especially hard when you know that your friends are waiting for your notes.
In short, I was not used to suffering for a long time, and decided to shift this state onto your powerful shoulders. And then, I have been plagued by a couple of questions for a long time. Oh, how to put it more gently, your somewhat strange attitude towards us.
Here you like to talk, write, hang posters about your care for us, animals. Remember: "The protection of animals is the work of man"? Yeah, but my personal experience suggests that the protection of animals, including cockroaches, is a matter of the feet of the animals themselves. But will any of you agree? So, as a representative of more intelligent beings, I must clarify many truths to you.
What, thought, the Cockroach today in philosophy hit? May be. But look, according to your version, God created Eve from the side of Adam. Anyone in the school human anatomy did not pass by, but at least look at the skeleton? The man’s ribs are paired. The same number of them on the right and left. Well, from what edge did Eve?
So, according to our scientists, when God created Eve, he immediately created Adam from another side. Only Eve did not reveal the secret. Because in your sources and there is no information about this woman.
Life is always like that. Events are always paired. Just seeing another event directly related to the first is not given to everyone. And you see today. See that same "Adam's secret mistress." More precisely, what is directly related to our holiday football in Kiev 26 May. You saw the front part. But there was and remained after the holiday another part.
Some events are tried not to be remembered against the background of general euphoria. Meanwhile, at the stadium, where 50 000 fans were present, a couple of times tried to start a serious fight. Not Spaniards or British. Our, Ukrainian fans of our own football. In particular, the fans of Kiev "Dynamo".
According to my information, 18 was delivered especially violently right from the stands to the outskirts. The rest, those who at the time of the appearance of the police turned into "onizhedetey", just kicked out of the stadium.
Our chief police officer, Andrei Krishchenko, commented on the actions of his subordinates in this way: "There were about 50 thousands of citizens at a football match. Everything went quite calmly. There were two clashes between the fans. The stewards, and then the police brought out the perpetrators, who were contacted outside the stadium."
It was always funny for me to watch "free people". Do you guys really think people are free? Alas, but all human freedom ends exactly when the power pulls the leash. Once ... and you are already "at the foot."
By the way, when the police take automatons and adjoin shops, it means the jokes are over. And when in such quantities ...
“As of 00: 35, the NSC Olimpiyskiy visitors were completely evacuated, and some fans, and this is approximately up to 5, thousands of Liverpool fans from Shevchenko Park, has already left for Borispol airport. The situation at the main sport locations is controlled.”
Well, I'll tell you so about the evacuation ... By convention, yes. Conditional evacuation of conventional “calm spectators” of a football match. Through the corridor of several hundred police officers and representatives of various departments, up to the army.
But then the fun began. Revenge of European fans.
If you look at the Ukrainian press today, you can see a lot of indignant comments about the dirt in which Kiev simply drowned. It was terrible to look at Shevchenko Park. It is terrible to look at the walls in the city center. Everything is painted. It is terrible to look at the former pedestal of the monument to Lenin ...
And on the other hand? And on the other - to blame. Greed is punishable. Paying huge money (and the bed in the hostel jumped up to 400-500 euros) for the night in a third-rate "hotel" or Kiev "klopovnik" on the outskirts of who wants? A ticket to Poland or Turkey only 27-e. That walked "bomzhi" European in Kiev until 6 morning. And we profit. What crest will not find vodka to sell to guests at exorbitant prices?
They are trying to convince us that this is normal in the free world. Normally crap where you eat. Normally smash, break, banish. Freedom!
Once I was in the "free world". Indeed, in Berlin it was. The crowd smashed into drunken people who lost their human appearance and human education. Heaps of garbage drowned in the ammonia smell of the gate, sorry for naturalism, sex around the corners ... Beer, wine, sausages ... And all this in a common heap. True, the day after the holiday, the garbage was removed ...
So we have removed. As soon as the guests were let out, they immediately rushed to restore order. And put it on.
Me in the editorial board is often criticized for the use of movs But today I just have to tell you a joke in our language. So that you understand the essence of what is happening in our heads. The essence of what the authorities want from the Ukrainians.
“To get to Lviv on football fans:“ I’m not jumping, that moskal! ”Give to p_vstadion. I’m behind it (tato, mom, ditina rok_v 5-ti). Ditina pita Пап: Dad dad, but do they stink?
You know, I decided to reveal the truth to you again. Maybe someone will help to understand life around.
Probably every one of you knows this nonsense, which you think is a clever idea. "If you can not, but really want, then you can." Now remember the examples from your life. Have you had many such "cans"? One, two and miscalculated? But this idea correctly expresses a completely different phrase. "If you really need, but do not want, you can not do" ... So think where the truth is.
But the holiday still turned out. Honestly, for a long time I have not seen in Kiev so many really fun, carefree and happy faces. And, by the way, I heard a lot of songs from the heart, and not this requiem-question: "Has it not died yet?" And without screaming about Russian agents everywhere and everywhere ...
Everything. I finish. Sorry for not so funny notes today. When the fun ends, the time for sadness always comes. Our fun is over ... Four days still gobbling! And you have good weather, happy faces of loved ones, a full refrigerator of delicacies and many, many friends. Will live! And see you soon.
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