In Ukraine, began recruiting the "Crimean police"

Ukrainian theater of the absurd continues its touring. This time, they “distinguished themselves” in the National Police of Ukraine, they announced that they were recruited into the ranks of the Crimean patrol police, with plans to recruit 60 employees. True, they will be in the Kherson region, well, to serve, too, there

The head of the National Police, Sergei Knyazev, during a briefing in Kiev, stated that:

The police will intensify preventive work and will work with citizens on our territory. We will protect the rights of Crimeans and document all crimes against them, engage in international activities. Those who will now come from the annexed territory will be able to file an application for a crime.

According to him, May 14 units will take over on patrols in the administrative border area with the Crimea on a rotational basis - at three checkpoints. The police will have equipment that will provide access to the bases of Interpol, Europol and the internal bases of Ukraine.

Such measures will allow us to close the entrance for people who have betrayed Ukraine. They will not be able to freely ride on our land, using Ukrainian passports, while engaged in the separation of the Crimea from Ukraine

- said the head of the National Police.

24 April in the National Police reported that soon will be announced the beginning of the recruitment of the department of patrol police in the Crimea and Sevastopol.

Comments

[Romanenko]

A good tradition of the current fascists to recruit into mythical structures.
First to the Crimean police, and from there a direct route to Heavenly Hundred.
Well, welcome.
There are many policemen from Ukraine in Crimean land, but there will be enough new places.

[Vitaly Anisimov]

Oh my God, no one can ever understand this, and no Freud even!

[210ox]

Another servants in six months will demand from Pedro an apartment, otherwise they will leave for Crimea and ask for citizenship ..

Quote: MIKHAN

Oh my God, no one can ever understand this, and no Freud even!

[bouncyhunter]

As I understand it - in the photo is Oberpolicemeister all independent? Very repulsive physiognomy ...

[volodya]

Quote: bouncyhunter

As I understand it - in the photo is Oberpolicemeister all independent? Very repulsive physiognomy ...

Police for the Crimea! . Well fse, Crimea, hold on!

[Lelek]

Quote: bouncyhunter

As I understand it - in the photo is Oberpolicemeister all independent? Very repulsive physiognomy ..

So I look - Christmas kalyady seemingly passed, and the mummers continue to march around the Ruin. The booth however.

[bouncyhunter]

Leo, welcome!

Quote: Lelek

So I look - Christmas kalyady seemingly passed, and the mummers continue to march around the Ruin. Booth however

So what is pop - such is the parish.

[Lelek]

Quote: bouncyhunter

So what is pop - such is the coming

Good evening, Paul.
THOSE. if in \ on Ruin there is a casting of pop-razstrigi-sectarian Filaret (Mikhailo Denisenko in the world), then the rest of the people of the independent sectarian are worth anathema? It is not yet evening, it seems, and the true Slavs-Ukrainians will stand for the Orthodox faith, otherwise a whistle to Ukraine.

[bouncyhunter]

I did not speak for all Ukrainians, but specifically about the stuffed animal in the photo.

Quote: Lelek

It is not yet evening, it seems, and the true Slavs-Ukrainians will stand for the Orthodox faith, otherwise a whistle to Ukraine.

It is high time !

[Click]

But why... Kherson will remain in Crimea rename and ... voila .. sort of returned

[Dezinto]

Oh my God, no one can ever understand this, and no Freud even!

Well, why don’t they recruit astronaut units that serve on Mars, and successfully master the planet for nenki krajina ... They can master the Moon, or build the highest mountain pigsty on Everest! - "How do you like Ilon Mask"? "Boys can do everything!"

... if only the orderlies looked after them.

[Stas Snezhin]

It seems that soon we should expect the "Separate Lunar Battalion of the Space Police Patrol Service" ..

[Star]

Why, it’s very clear.
Practice will be held in the Donbass while police stations are being built for them ....
Now it is very difficult for them to recruit the rank and file in the ATO.

[Major Yurik]

That's because the nature of Bandera! Any event ends with a set of policemen and wardens, and with a plentiful flow of people who want to. With this, they do not rust, skin genes play.

[vovanpain]

Unfortunate Kherson region Since 2014, a crowd of Dzhemilevsky Chubarov’s idiots have been wandering there, a crowd of these half-fools will be added to them, so you will have to feed more people in the Kherson region with more vodka, fat, vegetables, parasites.

[stalkerwalker]

Yes you shoo-o-o-o-o-o !!!
This is such a sinecure! The policeman is sleeping, and the money is coming .... 
There will get the current most Svidomo-pennies for nothing ....

[73bor]

We must immediately offer Poroshenko to find any peninsula in the Kherson region and call it Crimea with all those who go!

[st25310]

I'm sorry, but the Miami patrol police haven’t accidentally been recruited yet?

[Azazelo]

This bunch of clowns never ceases to amaze))) The service where they will be held. Sit on the border.

[210ox]

And what? For a long time, the "prosecutor’s office of the ARC" ...

Quote: Azazelo

This bunch of clowns never ceases to amaze))) The service where they will be held. Sit on the border.

[Galan]

And they will rename the strip of Kherson region along the border into Crimea. They dug the sea, renamed cities, so why not draw a new Crimea?

[NF68]

It would not hurt to show psychiatrists those who come up with all this. If they will patrol in the Crimea or in Sevastopol, they will drive them only in handcuffs or, even better and more reliable, in restraining shirts.

[Wolka]

judging by the shape of dill, they cooked up their Ukrainian dill, but, but ... the end is known

[bouncyhunter]

Quote: Volka

but ... the end is known

Those who teach history, and not rewrite it.

[NIKNN]

Quote: bouncyhunter

Those who teach history, and not rewrite it.

Pasha, don’t be upset, a little more and they will be sued by the EU already .. Well (I already wrote somewhere) they took upon themselves a lot of things from history, and they will have to answer ... Well, they’ll get an order to bury the Black Sea for work were conducted without coordination with the EU ... here and see how they will wave away ...

[bouncyhunter]

The EU already seems to understand what kind of manure you got into, but it’s too late to back up - it sucks in.

[sabakina]

Grocery! Does the EU seem to understand? Don’t tell my boots! The inventors of this fucking BOV unanimously reiterate to them that this cannot be according to the laws of physics and chemistry, and they know their version.

[bouncyhunter]

Quote: sabakina

Don’t tell my boots!

And did not intend, Glory.

Quote: sabakina

Does the EU seem to understand?

As he understands! But not everything can be said out loud.

[Retvizan 8]

X @ hly quickly tasted!
How they liked to own the free territories for free!
The tit has been removed, and they have still closed their eyes and with their sponges the cabins.

[ded100]

In policemen, you’ll immediately get the last call!

[Angestyr]

Such measures will allow us to close the entrance for people who have betrayed Ukraine. They will not be able to freely ride on our land, using Ukrainian passports, while engaged in the separation of the Crimea from Ukraine

Well, migrant workers have sailed! And it all started well: Bridge, Airport, Darogi, .......

[Lelek]

Quote: Angestyr

And so it all started well: Bridge, Airport, Darogi,

Today I watched the video, as our guys drove along the Crimean bridge from Taman to Kerch - lepota. 15 minutes and already there. And species - you can get laid down. And here he is "handsome" from orbit.

[Tank hard]

Have they already been given apartments in Kiev? And they’ll be offended like sailors ...

[sabakina]

Quote: Tank Hard

Have they already been given apartments in Kiev? And they’ll be offended like sailors ...

Why flaccid apartments?
Their carpet is a flower meadow
Their walls are giant pines,
Their roof is blue sky
Their happiness is to live such a fate!

[bouncyhunter]

Quote: sabakina

Their roof - the sky is blue

Amendment, friend:
Their roof is in a quarrel with the head.

[gloomy fox]

funny arrows! Crimea is already trembling with fear at the mere mention of the "Crimean Police!" From Ukraine.

[Masya masya]

He sees the eye, but the tooth is numb ... but I want it, at least virtually ...

[APASUS]

Another punitive superstructure in the ranks of the Ukrainian Air Force.
It is interesting to look at the staffing of such a unit, is it possible that there will be 60 generals for 48 ordinary employees?

[aba]

Yes, you are right: out of 60 employees, 48 ​​will turn out to be generals, and the rest in three CCPs.

[turbris]

Well, what can be said about such a leadership of Ukraine, but people seemed to have chosen them, why didn’t they check them first in the madhouse?

[sabakina]

We will protect the rights of Crimeans and document all crimes against them. Those who are now coming from annexed territory will be able to file a criminal complaint

Only one person in the world could investigate a crime without leaving their home. His name was Sherlock Holmes and he lived on Becker Street.

Such measures will allow us to close the entrance for people who betrayed Ukraine.

Goshadya, well, they would say that, just face control. And then the police, the police ...

[Piramidon]

Well, quilted jackets, washed? Learn how to cut a budget. Create a whole unit on a non-existent (in the admin.nizalezhnoy borders) territory. Sit on the priest evenly and get hryvnia. I suggest that our brothers also create a territorial office in Antarctica.

[cedar]

All management of Ukraine from the State Department ...
"Quietly slate rustling roof goes slowly ... Sesha"

[Stas Snezhin]

By the way, about the Crimean bridge, which "does not exist" ..))

[DPN]

Crimea, of course, has already sailed away forever, for cold Russia the warm sea and its beaches are simply not bypassed.

[Baloo]

In Ukraine, began recruiting the "Crimean police"
Something too late with this news. Today is April 25th, not the first. Or are they in the order of desovetization and the day of the fool postponed?

[Lerych]

Interestingly, does Kiev have a connection with Tokyo? Let the idea be thrown. Japanese National Southern Territory Police. Sounds nice? The Japanese themselves will not think of it! %)) And then they only look sadly through the strait ...

[Horst78]

And what is not immediately Saturn with Neptune?
ps 4 of the year I don’t understand what awaits these "heroes" and "generals" when Ukraine is freed from them?

[wow]

Judging by the name of this Woody Woodpecker, it seems to be Russian, but according to the expression of the mor ... s, sorry “faces” - Ukrainian!?

[Machete]

We must somehow launder the money.

[Dormidont]

You can still type Svidomo in submariners

[konstantin68]

... True, they will be in the Kherson region, well, and also serve there ..
No guys! Since you are the Crimean police, you are welcome to patrol us. I suggest starting with Sevastopol!

[sagitch]

I announce recruitment to the police, and other, other security and control services:
Lunar, Martian, and God knows what ....

[Rusticolus]

Quote: sagitch

I announce recruitment to the police, and other, other security and control services:
Lunar, Martian, and God knows what ....

In the moonlight can not. You need a trampoline for the moon, but they have dumb pennies.

[g1washntwn]

Trampoline is secondary. The initial quick cut of European loans.

[Dormidont]

Well, cockerel

[Terenin]

they announced recruitment into the ranks of the Crimean patrol police,. The forester (pictured) will be kicked out of retirement, where are you going to rest, not in the Crimea?

[pvv113]

announced recruitment in the ranks of the patrol police of Crimea

The next step will be the appointment of the chief of Chukotka

[sabakina]

Vovka, pryuvet! The place of the chief of Chukotka is taken once and for all!

[pvv113]

Hello, Glory! Also remembered? A great movie!!!

[Sergey ippon]

excuse me, but it infuriates ... the police.
it’s understandable why they did this — purely psychologically:
police for the sake of and for the people
police for the ruling system, regardless of citizens.
what they have, what we have.

[sabakina]

Sergey, M. Zadornov was always right!

[Sergey ippon]

Thank you, Zadornov well done, I tried to show all the stupidity through humor.

[faterdom]

This is who did not get to the Los Angeles police!

[PValery53]

Caught "coworkers" of the Ukrainian Crimean police will successfully green the territory beyond the Arctic Circle.

[Catfish]

It’s like in an old joke: “Mosmyaso is in Moscow,” odesyas is in Odessa, I’m not talking for Kherson anymore. ” But there is its own Crimean police and there is something to be proud of. But policeman Terekh, he is immortal, to him that the Komsomol members of the wounded should be shot, that Muscovites should catch the filthy. And as it is called: Crimean, or Lviv - also it does not matter, the essence is one, Bandera. Don’t call a fascist, he’ll still remain a fascist. Let them make fun, the question is how long ...

[sgr291158]

No words, just drooling.

[LeonidL]

Ku-ku-ku power - spring aggravation and snapping up ... the outfits are very pretty, for mummers clowns are suitable.

[Prisoner]

Why trifle? Let them immediately recruit to the All-Gallactic Police. The scope, scale is the most for those who dug up the Black Sea.

[Ingvar0401]

Quote: bouncyhunter

As I understand it - in the photo is Oberpolicemeister all independent? Very repulsive physiognomy ...

Yes, physiognomy is rarely repulsive. Some of the Nazis reminds ...

[TermNachTer]

So what? There is the Crimean SSU, though it sits in Kherson, and the seasoned huckster Shmitko leads it. And why are the police worse?

[jncnfdybr]

They make themselves a laughing stock. And why and so the weight of the world fades from the actions of the Ukrainian government.)