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In Ukraine, began recruiting the "Crimean police"

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Ukrainian theater of the absurd continues its touring. This time, they “distinguished themselves” in the National Police of Ukraine, they announced that they were recruited into the ranks of the Crimean patrol police, with plans to recruit 60 employees. True, they will be in the Kherson region, well, to serve, too, there


In Ukraine, began recruiting the "Crimean police"


The head of the National Police, Sergei Knyazev, during a briefing in Kiev, stated that:

The police will intensify preventive work and will work with citizens on our territory. We will protect the rights of Crimeans and document all crimes against them, engage in international activities. Those who will now come from the annexed territory will be able to file an application for a crime.


According to him, May 14 units will take over on patrols in the administrative border area with the Crimea on a rotational basis - at three checkpoints. The police will have equipment that will provide access to the bases of Interpol, Europol and the internal bases of Ukraine.

Such measures will allow us to close the entrance for people who have betrayed Ukraine. They will not be able to freely ride on our land, using Ukrainian passports, while engaged in the separation of the Crimea from Ukraine
- said the head of the National Police.

24 April in the National Police reported that soon will be announced the beginning of the recruitment of the department of patrol police in the Crimea and Sevastopol.
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https://vesti-ukr.com/
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  1. Romanenko
    Romanenko April 25 2018 17: 03
    +18
    A good tradition of the current fascists to recruit into mythical structures.
    First to the Crimean police, and from there a direct route to Heavenly Hundred.
    Well, welcome.
    There are many policemen from Ukraine in Crimean land, but there will be enough new places.
    1. Vitaly Anisimov
      Vitaly Anisimov April 25 2018 17: 05
      +11
      Oh my God, no one can ever understand this, and no Freud even!
      1. 210ox
        210ox April 25 2018 17: 07
        +11
        Another servants in six months will demand from Pedro an apartment, otherwise they will leave for Crimea and ask for citizenship ..
        Quote: MIKHAN
        Oh my God, no one can ever understand this, and no Freud even!
      2. bouncyhunter
        bouncyhunter April 25 2018 17: 08
        +9
        As I understand it - in the photo is Oberpolicemeister all independent? Very repulsive physiognomy ...
        1. volodya
          volodya April 25 2018 18: 16
          +3
          Quote: bouncyhunter
          As I understand it - in the photo is Oberpolicemeister all independent? Very repulsive physiognomy ...

          Police for the Crimea! . Well fse, Crimea, hold on!
        2. Lelek
          Lelek April 25 2018 20: 07
          +1
          Quote: bouncyhunter
          As I understand it - in the photo is Oberpolicemeister all independent? Very repulsive physiognomy ..

          hi
          So I look - Christmas kalyady seemingly passed, and the mummers continue to march around the Ruin. The booth however. bully
          1. bouncyhunter
            bouncyhunter April 25 2018 20: 15
            +2
            Leo, welcome! hi
            Quote: Lelek
            So I look - Christmas kalyady seemingly passed, and the mummers continue to march around the Ruin. Booth however

            So what is pop - such is the parish. wink
            1. Lelek
              Lelek April 25 2018 20: 24
              +1
              Quote: bouncyhunter
              So what is pop - such is the coming

              Good evening, Paul.
              THOSE. if in \ on Ruin there is a casting of pop-razstrigi-sectarian Filaret (Mikhailo Denisenko in the world), then the rest of the people of the independent sectarian are worth anathema? It is not yet evening, it seems, and the true Slavs-Ukrainians will stand for the Orthodox faith, otherwise a whistle to Ukraine. yes
              1. bouncyhunter
                bouncyhunter April 25 2018 20: 47
                +2
                I did not speak for all Ukrainians, but specifically about the stuffed animal in the photo. yes
                Quote: Lelek
                It is not yet evening, it seems, and the true Slavs-Ukrainians will stand for the Orthodox faith, otherwise a whistle to Ukraine.

                It is high time !
      3. Click
        Click April 25 2018 17: 31
        +4
        But why... request Kherson will remain in Crimea rename and ... voila .. laughing sort of returned lol
      4. Dezinto
        Dezinto April 25 2018 17: 34
        +5
        Oh my God, no one can ever understand this, and no Freud even!


        Well, why don’t they recruit astronaut units that serve on Mars, and successfully master the planet for nenki krajina ... They can master the Moon, or build the highest mountain pigsty on Everest! - "How do you like Ilon Mask"? "Boys can do everything!" laughing

        ... if only the orderlies looked after them.
      5. Stas Snezhin
        Stas Snezhin April 25 2018 17: 50
        +1
        It seems that soon we should expect the "Separate Lunar Battalion of the Space Police Patrol Service" ..
      6. Star
        Star April 25 2018 20: 10
        0
        Why, it’s very clear.
        Practice will be held in the Donbass while police stations are being built for them ....
        Now it is very difficult for them to recruit the rank and file in the ATO.
    2. Major Yurik
      Major Yurik April 25 2018 17: 12
      +9
      That's because the nature of Bandera! Any event ends with a set of policemen and wardens, and with a plentiful flow of people who want to. With this, they do not rust, skin genes play. am
    3. vovanpain
      vovanpain April 25 2018 17: 45
      +5
      Unfortunate Kherson region lol Since 2014, a crowd of Dzhemilevsky Chubarov’s idiots have been wandering there, a crowd of these half-fools will be added to them, so you will have to feed more people in the Kherson region with more vodka, fat, vegetables, parasites. laughing
    4. stalkerwalker
      stalkerwalker April 25 2018 18: 06
      +3
      Yes you shoo-o-o-o-o-o !!!
      This is such a sinecure! The policeman is sleeping, and the money is coming .... 
      There will get the current most Svidomo-pennies for nothing ....
      laughing
    5. 73bor
      73bor April 25 2018 20: 03
      0
      We must immediately offer Poroshenko to find any peninsula in the Kherson region and call it Crimea with all those who go! fool
    6. st25310
      st25310 April 25 2018 23: 39
      0
      I'm sorry, but the Miami patrol police haven’t accidentally been recruited yet?
  2. Azazelo
    Azazelo April 25 2018 17: 04
    +3
    This bunch of clowns never ceases to amaze))) The service where they will be held. Sit on the border.
    1. 210ox
      210ox April 25 2018 17: 09
      +5
      And what? For a long time, the "prosecutor’s office of the ARC" ...
      Quote: Azazelo
      This bunch of clowns never ceases to amaze))) The service where they will be held. Sit on the border.
    2. Galan
      Galan April 26 2018 06: 40
      0
      And they will rename the strip of Kherson region along the border into Crimea. They dug the sea, renamed cities, so why not draw a new Crimea?
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  4. NF68
    NF68 April 25 2018 17: 05
    +2
    It would not hurt to show psychiatrists those who come up with all this. If they will patrol in the Crimea or in Sevastopol, they will drive them only in handcuffs or, even better and more reliable, in restraining shirts.
  5. Wolka
    Wolka April 25 2018 17: 06
    +3
    judging by the shape of dill, they cooked up their Ukrainian dill, but, but ... the end is known
    1. bouncyhunter
      bouncyhunter April 25 2018 17: 12
      +4
      Quote: Volka
      but ... the end is known

      Those who teach history, and not rewrite it. yes
      1. NIKNN
        NIKNN April 25 2018 17: 24
        +4
        Quote: bouncyhunter
        Those who teach history, and not rewrite it.

        Pasha, don’t be upset, a little more and they will be sued by the EU already .. Well (I already wrote somewhere) they took upon themselves a lot of things from history, and they will have to answer ... Well, they’ll get an order to bury the Black Sea for work were conducted without coordination with the EU ... here and see how they will wave away ... yes
        1. bouncyhunter
          bouncyhunter April 25 2018 17: 27
          +4
          The EU already seems to understand what kind of manure you got into, but it’s too late to back up - it sucks in. yes
          1. sabakina
            sabakina April 25 2018 17: 51
            +1
            Grocery! Does the EU seem to understand? Don’t tell my boots! The inventors of this fucking BOV unanimously reiterate to them that this cannot be according to the laws of physics and chemistry, and they know their version.
            1. bouncyhunter
              bouncyhunter April 25 2018 17: 53
              +2
              Quote: sabakina
              Don’t tell my boots!

              And did not intend, Glory.
              Quote: sabakina
              Does the EU seem to understand?

              As he understands! yes But not everything can be said out loud.
  6. Retvizan 8
    Retvizan 8 April 25 2018 17: 11
    +1
    X @ hly quickly tasted!
    How they liked to own the free territories for free!
    The tit has been removed, and they have still closed their eyes and with their sponges the cabins.
  7. ded100
    ded100 April 25 2018 17: 17
    +2
    In policemen, you’ll immediately get the last call! wassat

  8. Angestyr
    Angestyr April 25 2018 17: 20
    +2
    Such measures will allow us to close the entrance for people who have betrayed Ukraine. They will not be able to freely ride on our land, using Ukrainian passports, while engaged in the separation of the Crimea from Ukraine


    Well, migrant workers have sailed! And it all started well: Bridge, Airport, Darogi, .......
    1. Lelek
      Lelek April 25 2018 20: 15
      +1
      Quote: Angestyr
      And so it all started well: Bridge, Airport, Darogi,

      hi
      Today I watched the video, as our guys drove along the Crimean bridge from Taman to Kerch - lepota. 15 minutes and already there. And species - you can get laid down. And here he is "handsome" from orbit.
  9. Tank hard
    Tank hard April 25 2018 17: 24
    +2
    Have they already been given apartments in Kiev? And they’ll be offended like sailors ...
    1. sabakina
      sabakina April 25 2018 17: 45
      +3
      Quote: Tank Hard
      Have they already been given apartments in Kiev? And they’ll be offended like sailors ...

      Why flaccid apartments?
      Their carpet is a flower meadow
      Their walls are giant pines,
      Their roof is blue sky
      Their happiness is to live such a fate!
      1. bouncyhunter
        bouncyhunter April 25 2018 18: 19
        +3
        Quote: sabakina
        Their roof - the sky is blue

        Amendment, friend:
        Their roof is in a quarrel with the head.
  10. gloomy fox
    gloomy fox April 25 2018 17: 34
    +3
    funny arrows! Crimea is already trembling with fear at the mere mention of the "Crimean Police!" From Ukraine. laughing good
  11. Masya masya
    Masya masya April 25 2018 17: 36
    +3
    He sees the eye, but the tooth is numb ... but I want it, at least virtually ... lol
  12. APASUS
    APASUS April 25 2018 17: 37
    +1
    Another punitive superstructure in the ranks of the Ukrainian Air Force.
    It is interesting to look at the staffing of such a unit, is it possible that there will be 60 generals for 48 ordinary employees?
    1. aba
      aba April 25 2018 17: 56
      +1
      Yes, you are right: out of 60 employees, 48 ​​will turn out to be generals, and the rest in three CCPs.
  13. turbris
    turbris April 25 2018 17: 38
    +2
    Well, what can be said about such a leadership of Ukraine, but people seemed to have chosen them, why didn’t they check them first in the madhouse?
  14. sabakina
    sabakina April 25 2018 17: 41
    +1
    We will protect the rights of Crimeans and document all crimes against them. Those who are now coming from annexed territory will be able to file a criminal complaint

    Only one person in the world could investigate a crime without leaving their home. His name was Sherlock Holmes and he lived on Becker Street.
    Such measures will allow us to close the entrance for people who betrayed Ukraine.

    Goshadya, well, they would say that, just face control. And then the police, the police ...
  15. Piramidon
    Piramidon April 25 2018 17: 43
    0
    Well, quilted jackets, washed? Learn how to cut a budget. Create a whole unit on a non-existent (in the admin.nizalezhnoy borders) territory. Sit on the priest evenly and get hryvnia. I suggest that our brothers also create a territorial office in Antarctica. lol
  16. cedar
    cedar April 25 2018 17: 55
    0
    All management of Ukraine from the State Department ...
    "Quietly slate rustling roof goes slowly ... Sesha"
  17. Stas Snezhin
    Stas Snezhin April 25 2018 17: 55
    +1
    By the way, about the Crimean bridge, which "does not exist" ..))
  18. DPN
    DPN April 25 2018 18: 01
    0
    Crimea, of course, has already sailed away forever, for cold Russia the warm sea and its beaches are simply not bypassed.
  19. Baloo
    Baloo April 25 2018 18: 01
    +3
    In Ukraine, began recruiting the "Crimean police"
    Something too late with this news. Today is April 25th, not the first. Or are they in the order of desovetization and the day of the fool postponed? wassat
  20. Lerych
    Lerych April 25 2018 18: 10
    +1
    Interestingly, does Kiev have a connection with Tokyo? Let the idea be thrown. Japanese National Southern Territory Police. Sounds nice? The Japanese themselves will not think of it! %)) And then they only look sadly through the strait ...
  21. Horst78
    Horst78 April 25 2018 18: 16
    +1
    And what is not immediately Saturn with Neptune?
    ps 4 of the year I don’t understand what awaits these "heroes" and "generals" when Ukraine is freed from them? sad
  22. wow
    wow April 25 2018 18: 35
    0
    Judging by the name of this Woody Woodpecker, it seems to be Russian, but according to the expression of the mor ... s, sorry “faces” - Ukrainian!?
  23. Machete
    Machete April 25 2018 18: 39
    0
    We must somehow launder the money.
    1. Dormidont
      Dormidont April 25 2018 18: 59
      0
      You can still type Svidomo in submariners
  24. konstantin68
    konstantin68 April 25 2018 18: 50
    0
    ... True, they will be in the Kherson region, well, and also serve there ..
    No guys! Since you are the Crimean police, you are welcome to patrol us. I suggest starting with Sevastopol!
  25. sagitch
    sagitch April 25 2018 18: 51
    0
    I announce recruitment to the police, and other, other security and control services:
    Lunar, Martian, and God knows what ....
    1. Rusticolus
      Rusticolus April 25 2018 21: 44
      0
      Quote: sagitch
      I announce recruitment to the police, and other, other security and control services:
      Lunar, Martian, and God knows what ....

      In the moonlight can not. You need a trampoline for the moon, but they have dumb pennies.
      1. g1washntwn
        g1washntwn April 26 2018 06: 45
        0
        Trampoline is secondary. The initial quick cut of European loans.
  26. Dormidont
    Dormidont April 25 2018 18: 58
    0
    Well, cockerel
  27. Terenin
    Terenin April 25 2018 20: 45
    +6
    they announced recruitment into the ranks of the Crimean patrol police,. The forester (pictured) will be kicked out of retirement, where are you going to rest, not in the Crimea?
  28. pvv113
    pvv113 April 25 2018 21: 54
    0
    announced recruitment in the ranks of the patrol police of Crimea

    The next step will be the appointment of the chief of Chukotka wink
    1. sabakina
      sabakina April 25 2018 22: 56
      +2
      Vovka, pryuvet! The place of the chief of Chukotka is taken once and for all!
      1. pvv113
        pvv113 April 25 2018 23: 32
        0
        Hello, Glory! Also remembered? A great movie!!!
  29. Sergey ippon
    Sergey ippon April 25 2018 22: 04
    0
    excuse me, but it infuriates ... the police.
    it’s understandable why they did this — purely psychologically:
    police for the sake of and for the people
    police for the ruling system, regardless of citizens.
    what they have, what we have.
    1. sabakina
      sabakina April 25 2018 23: 02
      +1
      Sergey, M. Zadornov was always right!
      1. Sergey ippon
        Sergey ippon April 26 2018 16: 55
        0
        Thank you, Zadornov well done, I tried to show all the stupidity through humor.
  30. faterdom
    faterdom April 25 2018 23: 06
    0
    This is who did not get to the Los Angeles police!
  31. PValery53
    PValery53 April 25 2018 23: 25
    0
    Caught "coworkers" of the Ukrainian Crimean police will successfully green the territory beyond the Arctic Circle.
  32. Catfish
    Catfish April 26 2018 02: 09
    +1
    It’s like in an old joke: “Mosmyaso is in Moscow,” odesyas is in Odessa, I’m not talking for Kherson anymore. ” But there is its own Crimean police and there is something to be proud of. But policeman Terekh, he is immortal, to him that the Komsomol members of the wounded should be shot, that Muscovites should catch the filthy. And as it is called: Crimean, or Lviv - also it does not matter, the essence is one, Bandera. Don’t call a fascist, he’ll still remain a fascist. Let them make fun, the question is how long ...
    No.
  33. sgr291158
    sgr291158 April 26 2018 06: 19
    0
    No words, just drooling.
  34. LeonidL
    LeonidL April 26 2018 06: 23
    0
    Ku-ku-ku power - spring aggravation and snapping up ... the outfits are very pretty, for mummers clowns are suitable.
  35. Prisoner
    Prisoner April 26 2018 08: 13
    0
    Why trifle? Let them immediately recruit to the All-Gallactic Police. The scope, scale is the most for those who dug up the Black Sea.
  36. Ingvar0401
    Ingvar0401 April 26 2018 09: 11
    +1
    Quote: bouncyhunter
    As I understand it - in the photo is Oberpolicemeister all independent? Very repulsive physiognomy ...

    Yes, physiognomy is rarely repulsive. Some of the Nazis reminds ...
  37. TermNachTer
    TermNachTer April 26 2018 10: 23
    0
    So what? There is the Crimean SSU, though it sits in Kherson, and the seasoned huckster Shmitko leads it. And why are the police worse?
  38. jncnfdybr
    jncnfdybr April 26 2018 10: 26
    0
    They make themselves a laughing stock. And why and so the weight of the world fades from the actions of the Ukrainian government.)