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Ukrainian space rockets travel through the cosmos. Turchinov said!

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The Secretary of the National Security and Defense Council (NSDC) of Ukraine, Oleksandr Turchynov, made another “loud” statement. He posted his publication on the NSDC website, writing that the country managed to save a place in the club of space powers, while including Ukraine on the list, and, of course, deleted Russia from there.


Ukrainian space rockets travel through the cosmos. Turchinov said!


He made this statement in honor of the Cosmonautics Day, celebrated on April 12.

Ukraine has retained its place in the club of the cosmic powers of the world, of which no more than ten. Along with the USA, the EU countries, India and China, Ukraine, step by step, is regaining the position of a modern rocket state, quickly regaining its strategic position in rocket production.
He pointed out.

He added that the potential of the Ukrainian school of rocket production is actively used in solving the pressing issues of national security of the country.

Despite the "victorious" statements of the current Ukrainian government, not everything is as rosy as Mr. Turchinov describes. We remind you that earlier the team of Yuzhnoye Design Bureau made a statement that the company is in a difficult situation, and all the space programs of Ukraine at the moment are just fictions.
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  1. oleg-gr
    oleg-gr April 12 2018 11: 43
    +13
    Well, once Turchinov said. He did not remember the details of the Eun missiles. This is the most striking achievement of the outskirts in space.
    1. volodya
      volodya April 12 2018 11: 46
      +11
      Quote: oleg-gr
      Well, once Turchinov said.

      I’m thinking, didn’t a mad dog bite him?
      1. Thrall
        Thrall April 12 2018 12: 06
        +12
        It is necessary to connect the Ukrainian schoolboy Rostik to rocket science smile
    2. barclay
      barclay April 12 2018 12: 02
      +5
      Along with the United States, EU countries, India and China, Ukraine is gradually regaining the position of a modern rocket state, rapidly restoring its strategic position in rocket science
      All the remnants of rocket technology have gone in a strictly specified direction.
    3. Sergey-svs
      Sergey-svs April 12 2018 12: 04
      +7
      Quote: oleg-gr
      Well, if Turchinov said ...

      After he had already returned the Crimea and single-handedly defeated the 100500th from the Buryat-tank divisions, such a great person could not help but believe and even doubt the veracity of his words ... yes Moreover, ukro-Sumerians even issued a commemorative stamp for the Day of Ukrainian Cosmonautics ... fool
      laughing laughing laughing
      1. rocket757
        rocket757 April 12 2018 12: 35
        +5
        I wanted to write D - - -AK, but then I thought, why d --- ak offend?
      2. Vasyan1971
        Vasyan1971 April 12 2018 17: 09
        +1
        Quote: Sergey-svs
        Quote: oleg-gr
        Well, if Turchinov said ...

        ... ukro-Sumerians even issued a commemorative stamp on the Day of Ukrainian Cosmonautics ... fool
        laughing laughing laughing

        Everything is so, however, Oleksiyovich's space helmet spoils the overall picture. laughing
  2. taiga2018
    taiga2018 April 12 2018 11: 44
    +10
    it seems even to laugh at the wretched sin ...
    1. Hoc vince
      Hoc vince April 12 2018 11: 51
      +3
      "Snoozing lad by the road, starring lad pyremi"
    2. a housewife
      a housewife April 12 2018 12: 03
      0
      Above the wretched is sin. And this creature, in addition to laughter, causes disgust.
    3. zhekazs
      zhekazs April 12 2018 12: 20
      +1
      Nobody laughs at these "poor beings" for a long time, it’s not funny when they repeat the same nonsense several times in a row. It remains only to twist a finger at the temple and then forget ...
    4. Nyrobsky
      Nyrobsky April 12 2018 12: 41
      +2
      Quote: taiga2018
      it seems even to laugh at the wretched sin ...

      And no one laughs. We simply express our concern - why the orderlies did not go to work today? Without proper supervision, he will conquer the Universe and the Martians will bring them to the "Kondratia".
    5. volodya
      volodya April 12 2018 21: 29
      +2
      Quote: taiga2018
      it seems even to laugh at the wretched sin ...

  3. dog breeder
    dog breeder April 12 2018 11: 44
    +2
    Well, you have to work it out somehow! Here it sprinkles powder, and hangs its noodles. Probably someone is even proud!
  4. CAT BAIYUN
    CAT BAIYUN April 12 2018 11: 44
    +2
    The potential of the Ukrainian school of rocket science is actively used in solving urgent issues of national security of the country

    ...well yes. Of course used. Ukrovinnikov by definition does not exist more urgent issues, besides making money in his pocket ... By the way, they use it as they can.
    1. LiSiCyn
      LiSiCyn April 12 2018 11: 56
      +3
      When the fountain is shut up, this "chicken ass" am
      Of all the "heroes" of the Maidan, the most worthy of all is the aspen stake ... Maybe in fact (since they blame), hold an action ... What is there, we have available ..? "Beginner", "Old Man", polonium, the main thing that would suffer and realize sins ...
      1. CAT BAIYUN
        CAT BAIYUN April 12 2018 12: 24
        +2
        the main thing is that I would suffer and realize sins ...

        unlikely to be aware, trickster, but to torment him is just a blue dream of some sort ...
        1. LiSiCyn
          LiSiCyn April 12 2018 12: 39
          +2
          "The closer to God, the purer thoughts" - Y. Shevchuk ...
          Although, the "chicken ass" is a sectarian ... So, most likely, yes ..
          Quote: KOT BYUN
          hardly aware of the ear-hook,
  5. Sergey985
    Sergey985 April 12 2018 11: 45
    +4
    Where are we, homespun. The whole world is equal to Ukrainian starships.
  6. novel66
    novel66 April 12 2018 11: 46
    +5
    An old joke about a Chinese satellite launched from a slingshot played with new colors in Ukraine!
    1. LSA57
      LSA57 April 12 2018 11: 50
      +2
      Quote: novel xnumx
      an old joke about a Chinese satellite launched from a slingshot,

      we used another smile
      China launched an artificial Earth satellite.
      25 people received a hernia ...
      Hello Roman hi
      1. novel66
        novel66 April 12 2018 11: 52
        +4
        Yes there was a lot, and about the aircraft carrier with rowers, and about the power plant. with ebony slide and silk panties. only now it's not about China request
        1. LSA57
          LSA57 April 12 2018 11: 56
          +3
          Quote: novel xnumx
          Yes there was a lot, and about the aircraft carrier with rowers, and about the power plant. with ebony slide and silk panties. only now it's not about China request

          Well, change to urkainu. business then laughing
  7. morpogr
    morpogr April 12 2018 11: 46
    +5
    Only stars are higher than us, only mountains are steeper than us. laughing
    1. LSA57
      LSA57 April 12 2018 12: 00
      +3
      Quote: morpogr
      Only stars are higher than us, only mountains are steeper than us.

      "Everyone to stand and be afraid" laughing
  8. ded100
    ded100 April 12 2018 11: 47
    +8
    Turchinov’s zealous nonsense however! wassat
    1. novel66
      novel66 April 12 2018 11: 53
      +1
      all the nonsense in his head, just stop taking the medicine - and OPA!
    2. Sergey985
      Sergey985 April 12 2018 12: 01
      +2
      Send this whole crew to the moon. Let them inspect their bases.
  9. den3080
    den3080 April 12 2018 11: 52
    +2
    12th of April!! All Moscow Day of Cosmonautics. Turchinov is an agent of Putin. Hail !!!
  10. askort154
    askort154 April 12 2018 11: 54
    0
    This priest is a sectarian tongue his hobby is to dress up in military uniform and take pictures against the backdrop of the “new Ukrainian super weapon” - a repainted Soviet one. But this time it was not possible to take a picture against the backdrop of the “Ukrainian rocket” due to the lack thereof. But it doesn’t matter, Ukrainians believe him in word, without hesitation.
  11. theadenter
    theadenter April 12 2018 11: 55
    0
    "Ukrainian space rockets plow the expanses of Twitter"
    So it will be more correct.
  12. sergo1914
    sergo1914 April 12 2018 11: 56
    +1
    Everything is simple here. A person crossing the borders of the stratosphere automatically becomes a Ukrainian. Turchinov is right.
    1. Orionvit
      Orionvit April 12 2018 13: 18
      +1
      Quote: sergo1914
      Turchinov is right.

      There is undoubtedly iron logic. If the country once made any kind of rocket, then it is undoubtedly a "space power". Following this method of thinking, we can easily prove that if there was a king in Russia, then it is still a monarchy. laughing If something was, then it remains forever. A very curious point of view. laughing
      1. Kondratko
        Kondratko April 12 2018 13: 44
        0
        “If sometime rockets were made in the country, then it is undoubtedly a“ space power. ”
        They have conducted and are conducting a great “decommunization” in their homeland, abandoning their entire Soviet past, the USSR is not their country, so let them go to the forest and smoke bamboo. Ukraine has exchanged (from its part) the great past for lace underpants and glass beads.
        1. Orionvit
          Orionvit April 12 2018 15: 52
          +1
          The fact of the matter is that decommunization is selective. They lie to themselves, and they try to assure everyone else that they (Svidomo Ukrainians) are always right. But not all the same.........
  13. Ingvar0401
    Ingvar0401 April 12 2018 11: 59
    +3
    We need to quickly develop the lunar program and send there all these Turchinovs, Avakovs, Poroshenkovs, etc. with a cargo rocket. Happy Holiday !!!
    1. Kondratko
      Kondratko April 12 2018 13: 08
      +1
      Late to the moon, they even visited Saturn ... (


      Happy holiday friends, with our Victory!
    2. Orionvit
      Orionvit April 12 2018 13: 23
      +1
      Quote: Ingvar0401
      send there by cargo missile

      Are you talking about the holiday, about missiles? Spacecraft come in handy for more important purposes than garbage disposal. There is nothing to litter space. laughing Yes, and from me all a holiday !! True, if you ask any American, he will answer that the Americans were the first to fly into space, as always.
  14. Vard
    Vard April 12 2018 12: 04
    0
    Launch it in orbit ... As they say, Ivan the Terrible did ... Plant a gunpowder and a fuse on a barrel ... Push it flies ...
  15. aszzz888
    aszzz888 April 12 2018 12: 08
    +1
    writing that the country managed to save a place in the club of space powers,

    Places in the "club" are different, including near the bucket. laughing
  16. Andrey VOV
    Andrey VOV April 12 2018 12: 20
    0
    I just want to quote the famous words of Minister Lavrov ..... he said, remember, with the microphone turned off .... there simply isn’t any other
  17. Archivist Vasya
    Archivist Vasya April 12 2018 12: 21
    0
    If he takes off into space then only on his fart thrust when he is bombed ... laughing
  18. Sands Careers General
    Sands Careers General April 12 2018 12: 22
    +3
    Here is a Ukrainian cosmonautics, one as it is, another picture of what they dream laughing

    1. Ushly_bashkort
      Ushly_bashkort April 12 2018 12: 36
      +1
      I knew that Ukraine is the Galactic Empire !!! Petalpatin and Dart Durchinov will not fail =)
    2. Lycan
      Lycan April 12 2018 12: 42
      +2
      In the "Ukrainian space" there is even a wind waving a flag. This is strong. Quite!
      1. Orionvit
        Orionvit April 12 2018 13: 25
        +1
        Quote: Lycan
        In the "Ukrainian space" even the wind is

        This is blowing from their heads. laughing
  19. u1977020556
    u1977020556 April 12 2018 12: 34
    0
    Purulent crest escalated. Pressure raises and temperature. As a result, something will inevitably fly out of Dill, something like a rocket. I think this will be her current hypersonic government.
  20. prior
    prior April 12 2018 12: 46
    0
    Tell me, who is in the subject, on which side is the Ukrainian space harnessed to the cart?
    1. Orionvit
      Orionvit April 12 2018 13: 29
      0
      The question itself is incorrect. There is no such thing as "Ukrainian space." It was once Soviet, as it came to Ukraine, it did not. lol So the Bermuda Triangle is the little things. Here is Ukraine, this is really an anomaly. Everything that was there, or gets there, ceases to exist, or simply disappears.
  21. Amateur
    Amateur April 12 2018 13: 00
    +2
    Turchinov as always right. The blacksmith of Vakula flew for a month in the 18th century. From the Dikanka Cosmodrome
  22. Romanenko
    Romanenko April 12 2018 13: 56
    +1
    But what about decommunization, desovetization ???
    Well this Gagarin flew into space, so, by the way, a major of the Soviet Army.
    Something the wild boar grunted in the wrong direction.
    As if from Washington they would not threaten with a finger ...
  23. Dormidont
    Dormidont April 12 2018 14: 01
    0
    Outskirts - the birthplace of psychonautics
  24. rus-5819
    rus-5819 April 12 2018 17: 01
    0
    He made this statement in honor of the Cosmonautics Day, celebrated on April 12.

    If only I shaved for the sake of the holiday, Hoopoe!
    1. LeonidL
      LeonidL April 13 2018 04: 15
      0
      Ah, now, p then, in general, she won’t be able to look in the mirror !! Well, not the face - but the chicken ice cream is guzka!
  25. bone1
    bone1 April 12 2018 20: 12
    +1
    And what did you forget about the Hohlyad colonization of Mars and Pluto? laughing cosmonaut, damn it.
  26. Slovak
    Slovak April 12 2018 20: 25
    +1
    Well, finally it became clear that UFOs around the world are being noticed, observed on the Moon and Mars. These are ukrokosmonauts on ukrotarelki
  27. LeonidL
    LeonidL April 13 2018 04: 14
    0
    Pastor "Chicken tail" has released the good news "Ukrainian space rockets plow the expanses of space." What is drinking? What smokes?
  28. kostik-oz
    kostik-oz April 13 2018 10: 35
    0
    The bloody pastor is a great astronaut!
  29. kdakda
    kdakda April 13 2018 10: 48
    0
    They sit in their armchairs, smoke weed, and they come up with all sorts of tales about the white bull for dill casseroles.
  30. 1536
    1536 April 13 2018 11: 03
    0
    It remains to be happy for the Ukrainians. As one American film puts it: "I have a dream - to have a dream." And that is wonderful.