Ukrainian space rockets travel through the cosmos. Turchinov said!

The Secretary of the National Security and Defense Council (NSDC) of Ukraine, Oleksandr Turchynov, made another “loud” statement. He posted his publication on the NSDC website, writing that the country managed to save a place in the club of space powers, while including Ukraine on the list, and, of course, deleted Russia from there.

He made this statement in honor of the Cosmonautics Day, celebrated on April 12.

Ukraine has retained its place in the club of the cosmic powers of the world, of which no more than ten. Along with the USA, the EU countries, India and China, Ukraine, step by step, is regaining the position of a modern rocket state, quickly regaining its strategic position in rocket production.

He pointed out.

He added that the potential of the Ukrainian school of rocket production is actively used in solving the pressing issues of national security of the country.

Despite the "victorious" statements of the current Ukrainian government, not everything is as rosy as Mr. Turchinov describes. We remind you that earlier the team of Yuzhnoye Design Bureau made a statement that the company is in a difficult situation, and all the space programs of Ukraine at the moment are just fictions.

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[oleg-gr]

Well, once Turchinov said. He did not remember the details of the Eun missiles. This is the most striking achievement of the outskirts in space.

[volodya]

Quote: oleg-gr

Well, once Turchinov said.

I’m thinking, didn’t a mad dog bite him?

[Thrall]

It is necessary to connect the Ukrainian schoolboy Rostik to rocket science

[barclay]

Along with the United States, EU countries, India and China, Ukraine is gradually regaining the position of a modern rocket state, rapidly restoring its strategic position in rocket science
All the remnants of rocket technology have gone in a strictly specified direction.

[Sergey-svs]

Quote: oleg-gr

Well, if Turchinov said ...

After he had already returned the Crimea and single-handedly defeated the 100500th from the Buryat-tank divisions, such a great person could not help but believe and even doubt the veracity of his words ... Moreover, ukro-Sumerians even issued a commemorative stamp for the Day of Ukrainian Cosmonautics ...

[rocket757]

I wanted to write D - - -AK, but then I thought, why d --- ak offend?

[Vasyan1971]

Quote: Sergey-svs

Quote: oleg-gr

Well, if Turchinov said ...

... ukro-Sumerians even issued a commemorative stamp on the Day of Ukrainian Cosmonautics ...

Everything is so, however, Oleksiyovich's space helmet spoils the overall picture.

[taiga2018]

it seems even to laugh at the wretched sin ...

[Hoc vince]

"Snoozing lad by the road, starring lad pyremi"

[a housewife]

Above the wretched is sin. And this creature, in addition to laughter, causes disgust.

[zhekazs]

Nobody laughs at these "poor beings" for a long time, it’s not funny when they repeat the same nonsense several times in a row. It remains only to twist a finger at the temple and then forget ...

[Nyrobsky]

Quote: taiga2018

it seems even to laugh at the wretched sin ...

And no one laughs. We simply express our concern - why the orderlies did not go to work today? Without proper supervision, he will conquer the Universe and the Martians will bring them to the "Kondratia".

[volodya]

Quote: taiga2018

it seems even to laugh at the wretched sin ...

[dog breeder]

Well, you have to work it out somehow! Here it sprinkles powder, and hangs its noodles. Probably someone is even proud!

[CAT BAIYUN]

The potential of the Ukrainian school of rocket science is actively used in solving urgent issues of national security of the country

...well yes. Of course used. Ukrovinnikov by definition does not exist more urgent issues, besides making money in his pocket ... By the way, they use it as they can.

[LiSiCyn]

When the fountain is shut up, this "chicken ass"
Of all the "heroes" of the Maidan, the most worthy of all is the aspen stake ... Maybe in fact (since they blame), hold an action ... What is there, we have available ..? "Beginner", "Old Man", polonium, the main thing that would suffer and realize sins ...

[CAT BAIYUN]

the main thing is that I would suffer and realize sins ...

unlikely to be aware, trickster, but to torment him is just a blue dream of some sort ...

[LiSiCyn]

"The closer to God, the purer thoughts" - Y. Shevchuk ...
Although, the "chicken ass" is a sectarian ... So, most likely, yes ..

Quote: KOT BYUN

hardly aware of the ear-hook,

[Sergey985]

Where are we, homespun. The whole world is equal to Ukrainian starships.

[novel66]

An old joke about a Chinese satellite launched from a slingshot played with new colors in Ukraine!

[LSA57]

Quote: novel xnumx

an old joke about a Chinese satellite launched from a slingshot,

we used another
China launched an artificial Earth satellite.
25 people received a hernia ...
Hello Roman

[novel66]

Yes there was a lot, and about the aircraft carrier with rowers, and about the power plant. with ebony slide and silk panties. only now it's not about China

[LSA57]

Quote: novel xnumx

Yes there was a lot, and about the aircraft carrier with rowers, and about the power plant. with ebony slide and silk panties. only now it's not about China

Well, change to urkainu. business then

[morpogr]

Only stars are higher than us, only mountains are steeper than us.

[LSA57]

Quote: morpogr

Only stars are higher than us, only mountains are steeper than us.

"Everyone to stand and be afraid"

[ded100]

Turchinov’s zealous nonsense however!

[novel66]

all the nonsense in his head, just stop taking the medicine - and OPA!

[Sergey985]

Send this whole crew to the moon. Let them inspect their bases.

[den3080]

12th of April!! All Moscow Day of Cosmonautics. Turchinov is an agent of Putin. Hail !!!

[askort154]

This priest is a sectarian his hobby is to dress up in military uniform and take pictures against the backdrop of the “new Ukrainian super weapon” - a repainted Soviet one. But this time it was not possible to take a picture against the backdrop of the “Ukrainian rocket” due to the lack thereof. But it doesn’t matter, Ukrainians believe him in word, without hesitation.

[theadenter]

"Ukrainian space rockets plow the expanses of Twitter"
So it will be more correct.

[sergo1914]

Everything is simple here. A person crossing the borders of the stratosphere automatically becomes a Ukrainian. Turchinov is right.

[Orionvit]

Quote: sergo1914

Turchinov is right.

There is undoubtedly iron logic. If the country once made any kind of rocket, then it is undoubtedly a "space power". Following this method of thinking, we can easily prove that if there was a king in Russia, then it is still a monarchy. If something was, then it remains forever. A very curious point of view.

[Kondratko]

“If sometime rockets were made in the country, then it is undoubtedly a“ space power. ”
They have conducted and are conducting a great “decommunization” in their homeland, abandoning their entire Soviet past, the USSR is not their country, so let them go to the forest and smoke bamboo. Ukraine has exchanged (from its part) the great past for lace underpants and glass beads.

[Orionvit]

The fact of the matter is that decommunization is selective. They lie to themselves, and they try to assure everyone else that they (Svidomo Ukrainians) are always right. But not all the same.........

[Ingvar0401]

We need to quickly develop the lunar program and send there all these Turchinovs, Avakovs, Poroshenkovs, etc. with a cargo rocket. Happy Holiday !!!

[Kondratko]

Late to the moon, they even visited Saturn ... (


Happy holiday friends, with our Victory!

[Orionvit]

Quote: Ingvar0401

send there by cargo missile

Are you talking about the holiday, about missiles? Spacecraft come in handy for more important purposes than garbage disposal. There is nothing to litter space. Yes, and from me all a holiday !! True, if you ask any American, he will answer that the Americans were the first to fly into space, as always.

[Vard]

Launch it in orbit ... As they say, Ivan the Terrible did ... Plant a gunpowder and a fuse on a barrel ... Push it flies ...

[aszzz888]

writing that the country managed to save a place in the club of space powers,

Places in the "club" are different, including near the bucket.

[Andrey VOV]

I just want to quote the famous words of Minister Lavrov ..... he said, remember, with the microphone turned off .... there simply isn’t any other

[Archivist Vasya]

If he takes off into space then only on his fart thrust when he is bombed ...

[Sands Careers General]

Here is a Ukrainian cosmonautics, one as it is, another picture of what they dream

[Ushly_bashkort]

I knew that Ukraine is the Galactic Empire !!! Petalpatin and Dart Durchinov will not fail =)

[Lycan]

In the "Ukrainian space" there is even a wind waving a flag. This is strong. Quite!

[Orionvit]

Quote: Lycan

In the "Ukrainian space" even the wind is

This is blowing from their heads.

[u1977020556]

Purulent crest escalated. Pressure raises and temperature. As a result, something will inevitably fly out of Dill, something like a rocket. I think this will be her current hypersonic government.

[prior]

Tell me, who is in the subject, on which side is the Ukrainian space harnessed to the cart?

[Orionvit]

The question itself is incorrect. There is no such thing as "Ukrainian space." It was once Soviet, as it came to Ukraine, it did not. So the Bermuda Triangle is the little things. Here is Ukraine, this is really an anomaly. Everything that was there, or gets there, ceases to exist, or simply disappears.

[Amateur]

Turchinov as always right. The blacksmith of Vakula flew for a month in the 18th century. From the Dikanka Cosmodrome

[Romanenko]

But what about decommunization, desovetization ???
Well this Gagarin flew into space, so, by the way, a major of the Soviet Army.
Something the wild boar grunted in the wrong direction.
As if from Washington they would not threaten with a finger ...

[Dormidont]

Outskirts - the birthplace of psychonautics

[rus-5819]

He made this statement in honor of the Cosmonautics Day, celebrated on April 12.

If only I shaved for the sake of the holiday, Hoopoe!

[LeonidL]

Ah, now, p then, in general, she won’t be able to look in the mirror !! Well, not the face - but the chicken ice cream is guzka!

[bone1]

And what did you forget about the Hohlyad colonization of Mars and Pluto? cosmonaut, damn it.

[Slovak]

Well, finally it became clear that UFOs around the world are being noticed, observed on the Moon and Mars. These are ukrokosmonauts on ukrotarelki

[LeonidL]

Pastor "Chicken tail" has released the good news "Ukrainian space rockets plow the expanses of space." What is drinking? What smokes?

[kostik-oz]

The bloody pastor is a great astronaut!

[kdakda]

They sit in their armchairs, smoke weed, and they come up with all sorts of tales about the white bull for dill casseroles.

[1536]

It remains to be happy for the Ukrainians. As one American film puts it: "I have a dream - to have a dream." And that is wonderful.