Results of the week. Khasavov: I’m going to collect a bang ... it's time to tear the kohti
Lawyer, tired utilities
During the week, one of the most notorious events was an interview with attorney Dagir Khasavov, which was shown on the Ren-TV channel. A Russian and part-time Turkmen lawyer unexpectedly for many deviated from the canons of the Russian legal system and called for legalizing so-called Sharia courts in Russia. They say that Sharia in the Caucasus in one form or another, and so it remains, it remains only to consolidate all this at the legislative level. Moreover, the lawyer stressed that the process should not be limited to the Caucasus. According to him, it is necessary to extend Sharia to the whole of Russia, and then - abroad, in order to create a kind of Arab Caliphate - in this case, a cross-border association of all Muslims, who will live according to their own laws.
The more questions Dagir Khasavov received in his address, the greater his eloquence manifested. As they say, Ostap suffered ... In one of his phrases, the lawyer went so far as to start threatening with the sinking of the Russian capital in the blood, if the Sharia courts do not become legal.
What could have happened to the highly respected Dagir Ziyavdinovich, who until now had seemed the majority of people who knew him to be a classic Russian jurist without a hint of a serious bias towards jurisprudence? Maybe the whole thing is Elena Proklova ... After all, it was she, who so deftly got rid of her former partner, Gennady Malakhov, simply dragged the law-abiding attorney into her well-known “housing and communal services” program. Mr. Khasavov was forced to upholster the thresholds of bureaucratic offices, protecting the rights and freedoms of Russians under the all-seeing eye of Proklova. Dagir Ziyavdinovich participated in cases of leaking roofs, cracked load-bearing walls, poorly flushing toilet bowls and bursting batteries. Yes, after such cases, patience will burst with anyone - and with a hot Caucasian lawyer, it also burst.
The man broke ... Well, what else can a lawyer who has frustrated his nervous system come to mind after all these meetings with Elena Proklova, deceived real estate investors and apartment owners with inactive intercoms - probably only two thoughts: the first is the idea of suicide that Khasavov’s lawyer as an orthodox lawyer, I immediately dismissed myself, and the second - of course, the introduction of Sharia law is literally everywhere.
It is still good that Dagir Ziyavdinovich did not suit the Shari'a court directly at the transfer of Elena Proklova - and in fact then, no matter what rating the transfer had! ..
After the interview with Ren-TV, Mr. Khasavov apparently understood that he had spoken a lot of excess. And what awaits those in Russia who are used to saying a lot of superfluous? That's right: the best option is an urgent flight abroad. And Khasavov’s lawyer also realized that he needed to take his feet in his hands and get lost somewhere in the multicultural spaces of Schengen. After all, there, as we know, freedom of speech: say whatever you want, only NATO does not scold ...
Therefore, it is possible that in the near future we will hear about the creation of a British or French caliphate under the leadership of lawyer Khasavov, brought to despair by Russian problems of housing and communal services. But, perhaps, the most remarkable interview for Dagir Ziyavdinovich was the only opportunity to get rid of the chains of the Zhilkomkhoz. There is no such thing to say - well, at least a nuclear war has not been declared ...
If you are not afraid of anyone, then you are the worst
Western experts, apparently, after scrolling several times the cadres of the Pyongyang military parade, almost unanimously decided that some samples of military equipment, which was shown to the citizens of the DPRK and the whole world, were fakes. For example, ballistic missiles. German experts somehow surprisingly managed to estimate the thickness of the North Korean ICBM's plating and saw its inconsistency with the norms of German GOSTs, which prompted them to the following thought: all these missiles are ordinary dummies. It was also necessary to seam the eyes of these Western specialists, so that with the help of a few frames we would be able to evaluate, let's say, the “anatomy” of the rocket.
But after all, are these big-eyed experts, who have the opportunity of X-ray vision, discovered America. Even if the North Koreans have real ICBMs, will they take them to the jubilee parade? Maybe the Germans expected that Kim Jong-un would order to withdraw their rockets on a platoon, fully ready for launch, and even sit astride one of them, moreover, would defiantly keep his not burdened with hard work on the big red button ...
Even if they were mockups, not a single sane person from the sphere of power would dare to enter the city, where hundreds of thousands of people gathered as spectators, intercontinental ballistic missiles with real nuclear warheads. Whatever the level of security in the country, such a risk cannot be completely justified. Let's not forget that so far the North Koreans and with the planned launches are not doing well, but the West also wants an unplanned launch from the central square of Pyongyang to see something ...
Well, these North Koreans brought large long pigs - and so what? As they say, who will judge them in this. The most important thing in the following: it hurts all these cries of Western experts to resemble a kind of complacency: they say, it cannot be that the DPRK has real missiles. Almost like in a famous advertisement: “Dad, are they real?” - “I think not, son. Eat your hamburgers in an underground bunker quietly "...
By the way, during the week it became clear something more related to the North Korean nuclear program. It turned out that the Russian General Staff decided to admit that there was a nuclear threat from not only the DPRK, but also from Iran. This threat was seen by none other than the newly-made (almost secret) Hero of Russia - General Makarov. Apparently, Pyongyang’s parade had a much more impressive effect on Nikolai Yegorovich than on Western experts. Or maybe the army general had in mind that today no one in the world can say for sure where the North Korean ICBM will fall after the next launch. And what if the rug will collapse on the General Staff building ... Who knows? No one can give any personal guarantees for General Makarov, especially not after May 7 of this year ...
Police in the glass
Unexpected goods for export were found in Georgian politicians. This is not a fruit, not wine, or even exclusive tie hangers. The exported goods with the note: “Made in Georgia” (and the postscript for understanding ex-Georgian SSR) will be the now-famous transparent buildings of the departments of the interior. The readiness to introduce just such a structure into their possession was announced not so long ago by the Lithuanian authorities, who are impressed by Mikhail Saakashvili’s achievements in reforming the Ministry of Internal Affairs.
Vano Merabishvili, the head of the Georgian Ministry of Internal Affairs, declares that a whole Tbilisi square will appear in Vilnius, the decoration of which will be the glass police building. But this train can be used as a real brand. Well, there is almost every metropolis of its own Chinatown. What can you see there? Carved and painted dragons, Chinese lanterns, people in national Chinese clothes. And Merabishvili can spread the Georgian neighborhoods, which will differ from others by the presence of a transparent building of the local "ROVD".
Of course, Russia can also buy Georgian know-how. Imagine: a transparent building in which, excuse me, a transparent "monkey" ... Well, since everything is transparent, you need to do transparent toilets, transparent wallets of the heads of police stations ...
And yet all this, it turns out, is far from fantasy. The other day, Minister Nurgaliyev, naturally, without mentioning “the innovator of transparency” Mikhail Saakashvili, also declared that it was time to make the walls in the police stations glass. It will look like this in our country: a bribe taker enters the office of the traffic police chief, trying to stretch an envelope to them, and both of them from the other side of the glass are knocked up by the vigilant old woman who was passing: Don't you dare to indulge in the spread of corruption. And what can save re-certified policemen in such a case? Well, and even tiddly envelope can not take? If you try, you can get something! There is one solution that will reassure Russian inspectors: these are cute children's glass paintings telling about the hard and dangerous work of the Interior Ministry employees. And the police are happy, and the children are happy ... And I don’t know how to draw anything like that on the glass walls of police stations, but in Georgia and Lithuania, and we definitely have plenty of them.
Calm, only calm! ..
Not completing the deal with the State Defense Order-2012, Mr. Serdyukov is already making plans for the 2013 year. According to him, a few weeks will not pass, as GOZ-2013 will already be outlined and will begin to be methodically implemented. By the end of October, as the head of the defense department is sure, everything will already be signed, and all that remains is to get the manufacturers ready military equipment. At the same time, Anatoly Serdyukov said that GOZ-2012 "will pass quietly." Apparently, the word “calmly” is the very term that defines the state defense order for the current year. As you know, the terms of 100% contracts began to move further and further from the autumn of last year. Finally, for the Ministry of Defense and manufacturers was proposed date 15 April 2012 of the year. However, April is already ending, and “calm” Mr. Serdyukov, as before, does not hold. Well, just not Serdyukov, but some kind of python Kaa: you are not in a hurry — shhhhhhhhhh, you’re doing it with your GOZ ...
Now you can personally imagine what the phrase "calm as a tank" means.
And if you are guided by the bizarre arithmetic of the Ministry of Defense of the Russian Federation, you need to say the words about the results of signing contracts for GOZ-2013 in October 2012 boldly: in October 2012 the whole country will know how mincelee-makers are again trying to rob the Russian defense ministry, which means dates need to move. The only thing is that Anatoly Serdyukov himself can go to defense scrap after a couple of weeks, and the department will go into other hands. Let us hope that Mr. Serdyukov’s peace will not be transferred to these very other hands. Or, again, “the horses at the crossing do not change ...” No, the horse in the soap is unequivocal, you need to give the poor fellow rest so that the department will not finally turn into Augean stables.
History for a small such company
The Moldovan authorities again decided to introduce the “History of Romanians” course, canceled in 2006, in the schools of the country. And this is in this situation, when the Romanians in Moldova live about 2,2%. Not even what lives, but simply Moldovans who identify themselves as Romanians in the Republic of Moldova 2,2%. Representatives of Gagauzia and the Pridnestrovskaia Moldavskaia Respublika promptly reacted to the decision of the Moldovan authorities. In their opinion, the course “History of Romanians” instead of the course of the so-called “Integrated History” will contribute to a new confrontation between the peoples of Moldova. However, such words did not impress Chisinau, and the bill is already being prepared.
Obviously, Bucharest managed to apply its hairy hand to the educational process in Moldova, and in the current economic situation the Moldovan authorities found it difficult to disagree with the Romanian “proposal”. This once again proves that in the government offices of Chisinau there are politicians who literally depend on Bucharest. But how else can one explain such a stubborn desire to study the “History of the Romanians”, moreover, to everyone?
Although, of course, there will be citizens who are confident that this was a deeply personal decision of the Moldovan Cabinet, since Moldovans are almost the same Romanians, but not in the European Union. But if so, what is the decision dictated? If you follow the logic of Moldovan officials, it turns out that in Russia you should study, for example, the history of the Gypsies or the Yakut history, because these are also national minorities. Then it’s high time for Germany to start studying the history of the Turks in schools, and of France the history of the Arabs.
Moreover, perhaps the Romanians themselves should introduce the course “The History of Moldavians” for symmetry, so that “each sister has an earring” ...
Well, again, there is no reason not to drink
The other day, it was reported from the United States that the authorities of this country prohibit their employees of special services from drinking alcohol, as well as bringing foreigners to hotel rooms and generally visiting establishments with a “slippery” reputation. On such "terrifying" measures, the American authorities went after the well-known scandal with the Colombian prostitutes, among whom they even saw those who could see the Kremlin’s trace ...
And indeed, it must be admitted, there really were no such bans in the United States before for special agents. And the average American is used to always checking his actions with the law: so, guys, there's nothing in the charter about drinking and prostitutes - let's go and figure it out! Now the American harsh law should popularly explain to careless American special agents that drinking and hanging out with ladies of easy virtue is not good, but very, very bad! At this time, the president feels uncomfortable, which means that you should be tied up with drinks.
What now is worth waiting for Russia from American agents - non-drinkers-stupid, faithful husbands of their beloved American wives? Apparently, we lost! Although not! You can always find a way out: the American ban says nothing about drugs and smoking mixtures ... It turns out that for special agents in the US, all is not lost. And that means admission to the special agents of the United States could be like this: “Welcome to the American agents, son! What is with you? ”
During the week, one of the most notorious events was an interview with attorney Dagir Khasavov, which was shown on the Ren-TV channel. A Russian and part-time Turkmen lawyer unexpectedly for many deviated from the canons of the Russian legal system and called for legalizing so-called Sharia courts in Russia. They say that Sharia in the Caucasus in one form or another, and so it remains, it remains only to consolidate all this at the legislative level. Moreover, the lawyer stressed that the process should not be limited to the Caucasus. According to him, it is necessary to extend Sharia to the whole of Russia, and then - abroad, in order to create a kind of Arab Caliphate - in this case, a cross-border association of all Muslims, who will live according to their own laws.
The more questions Dagir Khasavov received in his address, the greater his eloquence manifested. As they say, Ostap suffered ... In one of his phrases, the lawyer went so far as to start threatening with the sinking of the Russian capital in the blood, if the Sharia courts do not become legal.
What could have happened to the highly respected Dagir Ziyavdinovich, who until now had seemed the majority of people who knew him to be a classic Russian jurist without a hint of a serious bias towards jurisprudence? Maybe the whole thing is Elena Proklova ... After all, it was she, who so deftly got rid of her former partner, Gennady Malakhov, simply dragged the law-abiding attorney into her well-known “housing and communal services” program. Mr. Khasavov was forced to upholster the thresholds of bureaucratic offices, protecting the rights and freedoms of Russians under the all-seeing eye of Proklova. Dagir Ziyavdinovich participated in cases of leaking roofs, cracked load-bearing walls, poorly flushing toilet bowls and bursting batteries. Yes, after such cases, patience will burst with anyone - and with a hot Caucasian lawyer, it also burst.
The man broke ... Well, what else can a lawyer who has frustrated his nervous system come to mind after all these meetings with Elena Proklova, deceived real estate investors and apartment owners with inactive intercoms - probably only two thoughts: the first is the idea of suicide that Khasavov’s lawyer as an orthodox lawyer, I immediately dismissed myself, and the second - of course, the introduction of Sharia law is literally everywhere.
It is still good that Dagir Ziyavdinovich did not suit the Shari'a court directly at the transfer of Elena Proklova - and in fact then, no matter what rating the transfer had! ..
After the interview with Ren-TV, Mr. Khasavov apparently understood that he had spoken a lot of excess. And what awaits those in Russia who are used to saying a lot of superfluous? That's right: the best option is an urgent flight abroad. And Khasavov’s lawyer also realized that he needed to take his feet in his hands and get lost somewhere in the multicultural spaces of Schengen. After all, there, as we know, freedom of speech: say whatever you want, only NATO does not scold ...
Therefore, it is possible that in the near future we will hear about the creation of a British or French caliphate under the leadership of lawyer Khasavov, brought to despair by Russian problems of housing and communal services. But, perhaps, the most remarkable interview for Dagir Ziyavdinovich was the only opportunity to get rid of the chains of the Zhilkomkhoz. There is no such thing to say - well, at least a nuclear war has not been declared ...
If you are not afraid of anyone, then you are the worst
Western experts, apparently, after scrolling several times the cadres of the Pyongyang military parade, almost unanimously decided that some samples of military equipment, which was shown to the citizens of the DPRK and the whole world, were fakes. For example, ballistic missiles. German experts somehow surprisingly managed to estimate the thickness of the North Korean ICBM's plating and saw its inconsistency with the norms of German GOSTs, which prompted them to the following thought: all these missiles are ordinary dummies. It was also necessary to seam the eyes of these Western specialists, so that with the help of a few frames we would be able to evaluate, let's say, the “anatomy” of the rocket.
But after all, are these big-eyed experts, who have the opportunity of X-ray vision, discovered America. Even if the North Koreans have real ICBMs, will they take them to the jubilee parade? Maybe the Germans expected that Kim Jong-un would order to withdraw their rockets on a platoon, fully ready for launch, and even sit astride one of them, moreover, would defiantly keep his not burdened with hard work on the big red button ...
Even if they were mockups, not a single sane person from the sphere of power would dare to enter the city, where hundreds of thousands of people gathered as spectators, intercontinental ballistic missiles with real nuclear warheads. Whatever the level of security in the country, such a risk cannot be completely justified. Let's not forget that so far the North Koreans and with the planned launches are not doing well, but the West also wants an unplanned launch from the central square of Pyongyang to see something ...
Well, these North Koreans brought large long pigs - and so what? As they say, who will judge them in this. The most important thing in the following: it hurts all these cries of Western experts to resemble a kind of complacency: they say, it cannot be that the DPRK has real missiles. Almost like in a famous advertisement: “Dad, are they real?” - “I think not, son. Eat your hamburgers in an underground bunker quietly "...
By the way, during the week it became clear something more related to the North Korean nuclear program. It turned out that the Russian General Staff decided to admit that there was a nuclear threat from not only the DPRK, but also from Iran. This threat was seen by none other than the newly-made (almost secret) Hero of Russia - General Makarov. Apparently, Pyongyang’s parade had a much more impressive effect on Nikolai Yegorovich than on Western experts. Or maybe the army general had in mind that today no one in the world can say for sure where the North Korean ICBM will fall after the next launch. And what if the rug will collapse on the General Staff building ... Who knows? No one can give any personal guarantees for General Makarov, especially not after May 7 of this year ...
Police in the glass
Unexpected goods for export were found in Georgian politicians. This is not a fruit, not wine, or even exclusive tie hangers. The exported goods with the note: “Made in Georgia” (and the postscript for understanding ex-Georgian SSR) will be the now-famous transparent buildings of the departments of the interior. The readiness to introduce just such a structure into their possession was announced not so long ago by the Lithuanian authorities, who are impressed by Mikhail Saakashvili’s achievements in reforming the Ministry of Internal Affairs.
Vano Merabishvili, the head of the Georgian Ministry of Internal Affairs, declares that a whole Tbilisi square will appear in Vilnius, the decoration of which will be the glass police building. But this train can be used as a real brand. Well, there is almost every metropolis of its own Chinatown. What can you see there? Carved and painted dragons, Chinese lanterns, people in national Chinese clothes. And Merabishvili can spread the Georgian neighborhoods, which will differ from others by the presence of a transparent building of the local "ROVD".
Of course, Russia can also buy Georgian know-how. Imagine: a transparent building in which, excuse me, a transparent "monkey" ... Well, since everything is transparent, you need to do transparent toilets, transparent wallets of the heads of police stations ...
And yet all this, it turns out, is far from fantasy. The other day, Minister Nurgaliyev, naturally, without mentioning “the innovator of transparency” Mikhail Saakashvili, also declared that it was time to make the walls in the police stations glass. It will look like this in our country: a bribe taker enters the office of the traffic police chief, trying to stretch an envelope to them, and both of them from the other side of the glass are knocked up by the vigilant old woman who was passing: Don't you dare to indulge in the spread of corruption. And what can save re-certified policemen in such a case? Well, and even tiddly envelope can not take? If you try, you can get something! There is one solution that will reassure Russian inspectors: these are cute children's glass paintings telling about the hard and dangerous work of the Interior Ministry employees. And the police are happy, and the children are happy ... And I don’t know how to draw anything like that on the glass walls of police stations, but in Georgia and Lithuania, and we definitely have plenty of them.
Calm, only calm! ..
Not completing the deal with the State Defense Order-2012, Mr. Serdyukov is already making plans for the 2013 year. According to him, a few weeks will not pass, as GOZ-2013 will already be outlined and will begin to be methodically implemented. By the end of October, as the head of the defense department is sure, everything will already be signed, and all that remains is to get the manufacturers ready military equipment. At the same time, Anatoly Serdyukov said that GOZ-2012 "will pass quietly." Apparently, the word “calmly” is the very term that defines the state defense order for the current year. As you know, the terms of 100% contracts began to move further and further from the autumn of last year. Finally, for the Ministry of Defense and manufacturers was proposed date 15 April 2012 of the year. However, April is already ending, and “calm” Mr. Serdyukov, as before, does not hold. Well, just not Serdyukov, but some kind of python Kaa: you are not in a hurry — shhhhhhhhhh, you’re doing it with your GOZ ...
Now you can personally imagine what the phrase "calm as a tank" means.
And if you are guided by the bizarre arithmetic of the Ministry of Defense of the Russian Federation, you need to say the words about the results of signing contracts for GOZ-2013 in October 2012 boldly: in October 2012 the whole country will know how mincelee-makers are again trying to rob the Russian defense ministry, which means dates need to move. The only thing is that Anatoly Serdyukov himself can go to defense scrap after a couple of weeks, and the department will go into other hands. Let us hope that Mr. Serdyukov’s peace will not be transferred to these very other hands. Or, again, “the horses at the crossing do not change ...” No, the horse in the soap is unequivocal, you need to give the poor fellow rest so that the department will not finally turn into Augean stables.
History for a small such company
The Moldovan authorities again decided to introduce the “History of Romanians” course, canceled in 2006, in the schools of the country. And this is in this situation, when the Romanians in Moldova live about 2,2%. Not even what lives, but simply Moldovans who identify themselves as Romanians in the Republic of Moldova 2,2%. Representatives of Gagauzia and the Pridnestrovskaia Moldavskaia Respublika promptly reacted to the decision of the Moldovan authorities. In their opinion, the course “History of Romanians” instead of the course of the so-called “Integrated History” will contribute to a new confrontation between the peoples of Moldova. However, such words did not impress Chisinau, and the bill is already being prepared.
Obviously, Bucharest managed to apply its hairy hand to the educational process in Moldova, and in the current economic situation the Moldovan authorities found it difficult to disagree with the Romanian “proposal”. This once again proves that in the government offices of Chisinau there are politicians who literally depend on Bucharest. But how else can one explain such a stubborn desire to study the “History of the Romanians”, moreover, to everyone?
Although, of course, there will be citizens who are confident that this was a deeply personal decision of the Moldovan Cabinet, since Moldovans are almost the same Romanians, but not in the European Union. But if so, what is the decision dictated? If you follow the logic of Moldovan officials, it turns out that in Russia you should study, for example, the history of the Gypsies or the Yakut history, because these are also national minorities. Then it’s high time for Germany to start studying the history of the Turks in schools, and of France the history of the Arabs.
Moreover, perhaps the Romanians themselves should introduce the course “The History of Moldavians” for symmetry, so that “each sister has an earring” ...
Well, again, there is no reason not to drink
The other day, it was reported from the United States that the authorities of this country prohibit their employees of special services from drinking alcohol, as well as bringing foreigners to hotel rooms and generally visiting establishments with a “slippery” reputation. On such "terrifying" measures, the American authorities went after the well-known scandal with the Colombian prostitutes, among whom they even saw those who could see the Kremlin’s trace ...
And indeed, it must be admitted, there really were no such bans in the United States before for special agents. And the average American is used to always checking his actions with the law: so, guys, there's nothing in the charter about drinking and prostitutes - let's go and figure it out! Now the American harsh law should popularly explain to careless American special agents that drinking and hanging out with ladies of easy virtue is not good, but very, very bad! At this time, the president feels uncomfortable, which means that you should be tied up with drinks.
What now is worth waiting for Russia from American agents - non-drinkers-stupid, faithful husbands of their beloved American wives? Apparently, we lost! Although not! You can always find a way out: the American ban says nothing about drugs and smoking mixtures ... It turns out that for special agents in the US, all is not lost. And that means admission to the special agents of the United States could be like this: “Welcome to the American agents, son! What is with you? ”
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