A tank with a nuclear power plant will be shown at a parade in Washington

The administration of US President Donald Trump plans to demonstrate the latest weapons at the upcoming November military parade in Washington. According to the deputy head of the Pentagon’s main campaign and propaganda department, Archie Faker, among other modern American technology, modern modifications will take place along the central streets of Washington tanks "Abrams-NF" ("Nuclear Force") with a nuclear power plant.

The Washington Truth Edition cites a statement from an unnamed source close to the US nuclear triad:

During a private conversation, Archie Faker reported that up to five Abrams-NF tanks with a nuclear power plant would pass by Capitol Hill, on which the president’s rostrum will be located. The tanks will be followed by an IAEA motorcycle team of inspectors who are supposed to measure radiation levels in the District of Columbia. For security reasons, the president will wear a special apron with lead plates - on top of the vest.

The American manufacturer of tank nuclear power plants confirms this information, noting that now they will definitely make America stronger.

For reference: in connection with the use of the latest technologies, the tank Abrams-NF has two towers. In one of them, there is a group of researchers from the Idaho Experimental Laboratory who are engaged in the timely removal of excess water and preventive dismantling with the keys on Westinghouse’s 18 fuel assemblies in the event of approaching an ATGM missile tank.

From an interview with the mechanic "Abrams-NF", Doctor of Technical Sciences, the author of the monograph "Home Recipes for Nuclear Synthesis", Corporal Matthew Isy:

Sorry, I can not speak for a long time. Installation went to a given power. We plan for lunch to get to Estonia by our own.

"Military Review" congratulates readers on April 1!

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[NEXUS]

modifications of tanks "Abrams-NF" ("Nuclear Force") with a nuclear power plant.

Considering how much time is allotted to the tank in a real battle ... the idea is very dubious. But apparently the mattresses, after Putin's statement, decided to put YaSU on everything. It looks like paranoia.
P.S.Steb counted.

[210ox]

Happy April XNUMXst! Comrades ..

Quote: NEXUS

modifications of tanks "Abrams-NF" ("Nuclear Force") with a nuclear power plant.

Considering how much time is allotted to the tank in a real battle ... the idea is very dubious. But apparently the mattresses, after Putin's statement, decided to put YaSU on everything. It looks like paranoia.

[NEXUS]

Quote: 210ox

Happy April XNUMXst! Comrades ..

What would be funniest if the United States did present a tank with YaSu. Then the VO administration will need to be sent to the Battle of psychics.

[For example]

Archie Fakeep in a private conversation informed

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From the first of April !!!

With Palm Sunday everyone !!!!

[krot]

Even to logically reflect: the United States generally wanted to abandon the tanks quite recently in 2014 ..) Let them first make an uninhabited tower)

[Alex777]

The first of April you don’t even have to turn on your head.

[Shurik70]

Quote: For example

From the first of April !!!

Damn, and I was addicted !!!

[Svarog51]

For all who "suffered", as well as those who did not "hang around"

[demo]

The mistakes of youth easily got away with it.
Ah, youth! Distant sound flute.
We often sawed bitches under ourselves ...
And we are not the same, and s.uka are old.

It happens. But to relax in Russia is not only worth the first of April. The rest of the days are the same.

[Slovak]

Quote: krot

Even to logically reflect: the United States generally wanted to abandon the tanks quite recently in 2014 ..) Let them first make an uninhabited tower)

The United States is better to be a desert country.

[Vadivak]

Quote: NEXUS

if the USA really presents a tank with YaSU

The date of the adoption of such a nuclear bomb guaranteed to destroy the crew and allies in service will also be April XNUMX

[cniza]

Amused everyone from the first of April.

[andj61]

Quote: NEXUS

Quote: 210ox

Happy April XNUMXst! Comrades ..

What would be funniest if the United States did present a tank with YaSu. Then the VO administration will need to be sent to the Battle of psychics.

Happy April XNUMXst! Archie Faker - it is credited!

[Paranoid50]

Quote: NEXUS

Then the VO administration will need to be sent to the Battle of psychics.

Duc, it’s already possible. If I am not mistaken, last year on April 50, the VO received news of the appearance of the T-57 (now Su-XNUMX) in Syria. Everyone pinned, laughed ...

[Orionvit]

Quote: NEXUS

What would be the funniest thing if the USA really presents a tank with YaSU

Urgently supplying American tankers and mage inspectors, lead underpants.

[Alex-a832]

Humor for a soldier is a vital tool!
At first I myself read it fluently - I almost lost my eyes ... Since the first of April, comrades!

[san4es]

Quote: sefevi

It’s not suitable for a serious site to stoop to childishness ..

For the first time, the concept of an atomic tank in the United States was developed during the Question Mark III conference, which was dedicated to the development prospects of armored vehicles and was held in Detroit in June 1954. In addition to the project, which proposed the use of a nuclear reactor on a mobile armored chassis to power equipment columns during marching throws, which would allow armored vehicles to engage in combat, having a full range, the concepts of a tank with an individual nuclear power plant were also presented.

TV-1 tank model presented at Question Mark III

[Golovan Jack]

Quote: san4es

Tank model TV-1

It seemed to me alone that this tank is somewhere a little pregnant?

[san4es]

Quote: Golovan Jack

... a little pregnant?

... the birth did not take place ..

In addition to the project, which proposed the use of a nuclear reactor on a mobile armored chassis to power equipment columns during marching throws, which would allow armored vehicles to engage in combat, having a full range, the concepts of a tank with an individual nuclear power plant were also presented.

... Although the USSR was created:

TES-3 is a transportable nuclear power plant transported on four self-propelled caterpillar chassis based on the T-10 heavy tank. TPP-3 went into trial operation in 1961. Subsequently, the program was minimized. In the 80s, the idea of ​​transportable large-block small-capacity nuclear power plants was further developed in the form of TPP-7 and TPP-8.

[Romulus]

Imyanno, moreover - April 1 (too simple) did not even quit)

[siberalt]

Yeah. If their tank with a nuclear engine is shot in battle, the engine is easily removed and placed in a backpack with any surviving crew member. It would be necessary for us to adopt this technology.

[myrzilka]

Quote: siberalt

then the engine is easily removed and placed in a backpack with any surviving crew member.

Any surviving tankman from this crew is very easy to spot from afar .... by the gentle, light green glow, and pick up his engine. The evacuation of the surviving tanker is not provided ...... why?

[Spartanez300]

All from April 1 !!!
Nuclear tank, not a bad joke .

[Orionvit]

Quote: Spartanez300

Nuclear tank, not a bad joke

Does the president have a lead apron? As well as motorcycle inspectors. For good reason.

[myrzilka]

Quote: Orionvit

Does the president have a lead apron?

Why Trump a lead apron? You look at his repolarized face)))) such radiation does not matter))))

[Axon]

schA they get vigorous "Ford"

[antivirus]

what are you laughing at?
-it's true! they have motorcycles with YaU

[ul_vitalii]

Travel around the world on a tank without refueling. Happy holiday

[antivirus]

this is our construction of motorcycles from the Germans still remained. and the Americans do not bother with tradition, boldly forward the rod, ahead.
And with YaU a motorcycle - for the exploration of the Moon and Mars.

[sabakina]

Quote: antivirus

what are you laughing at? -it's true! they have motorcycles with YaU

Fi ... We are still in the Union in the Czech atomic Java Java ride!

[Uncle Vanya Susanin]

Tyu Java, did I have a “Uralets” bicycle with nuclear pedals or vigorous ones in my childhood? Damn I do not remember !!!

[sabakina]

Van, "Uralets" was on uranium, "Java" on plutonium.

[Svarog51]

Glory Well, thank you, but I think that I’m "tired" of pestering my wife.

Java on plutonium.

Six years without lead underpants, and here it is. And why the hell did I pour gasoline into the tank?

[Bijo]

Quote: Svarog51

And why the hell did I pour gasoline into the tank?

To cool the reactor

[Svarog51]

Here I am "bast" But really.

[Maz]

"Military Review" congratulates readers on April 1!
[b] must be read until the end of the article

[antivirus]

the main thing is that the suit is sitting

grab the main idea and faster comment squeeze
and there will be happiness

[vadim dok]

You forgot that today is April 1st!

[Angel Moses Bauer]

I remember reading about the development in the USSR of a secret project of an underground flying tank in order to defeat all prospective potential partners. According to the developers, the tank was supposed to reach the enemy’s territory underground at a speed of 1300 km \ h using a supersonic drilling rig. After reaching the surface in the rear of the enemy, he flew in hypersound into the stratosphere, thanks to a quantum fusion reactor, and from there shot at a stunned enemy with a cloud of Higgs bosons. When hit, causing the victim chronic flatulence, enuresis, pediculosis, depression and an insatiable desire to capitulate, which brought the entire army of the enemy into complete disability. But unfortunately this project was not approved by the Politburo due to its inhumanity. ;)

[antivirus]

thanks to the cold fusion quantum reactor,

say in 80 g of geography: “we have a lot of oil, we’ll have enough for 20 years and will still be explored. Even taking into account the Druzhba pipeline. And by then the hydrogen engine will be invented. work is already underway

no joke-- tsu fulfilled, dissatisfaction with deliveries to "brothers" beat off.

[Katanikotael]

And where is it funny? Or is a hydrogen engine something fantastic?

[antivirus]

everywhere laughter through tears --- then they did everything with their own mind and with their own hands ..
WASN’T BUY AND USE.

RF is developing hydrogen engine?

[Angel Moses Bauer]

And to us, a physics teacher, in 85, told us that with the help of a cold nuclear fusion reactor, mankind in the coming decades will be able not only to generate an almost unlimited amount of energy, but also to synthesize any matter in the right volumes. Decades have passed, but the reactor was never created, and judging by what is happening in modern physics, our generation is unlikely to see it .. ((

[SHURUM -BURUM]

Since the first of April, techies!

[papas-57]

From the first of April !!! Nice joke. Although the joke about the tank with YaU debilskaya. Much more interesting: '' For security reasons, the president will wear a special apron with lead plates on top of the bulletproof vest. '' 'And if the straps break and the apron cuts off the feet?

[poquello]

Quote: NEXUS

P.S.Steb counted.

does not channel, vertical take-off is not included in the description

[Krasnoyarsk]

Quote: NEXUS

modifications of tanks "Abrams-NF" ("Nuclear Force") with a nuclear power plant.

Considering how much time is allotted to the tank in a real battle ... the idea is very dubious. But apparently the mattresses, after Putin's statement, decided to put YaSU on everything. It looks like paranoia.
P.S.Steb counted.

This is not a banter. This is a good April Fool’s joke. At first I thought - how is it that Russia all the time boasts of its achievements in the field of nuclear technology, and suddenly, like a hell out of a snuffbox, an Amerian mini-nuclear power plant? !! My first doubts appeared after Donald was about to put on a lead apron. And, despite his doubts, he read the article to the end. Bravo IN !!! Thanks for the good joke!

[GABALIS]

Archie Feyker during a private conversation ..... we disagree

[Vitaly Anisimov]

Well, you give a pancake .. I’m directly aroused in earnest .. hehe He clearly popped!

[d ^ Amir]

Well, you are .... her beer ... beer !!!

[Vitaly Anisimov]

Quote: d ^ Amir

Well, you are .... her beer ... beer !!!

I’m going to slam the hawthorn ... heh heh To the delight of the "comrades" ..

Well, guys for tanks .. OUR!

[Incvizitor]

Now come the runners and begin to defend this "innovation"

[poquello]

Quote: MIKHAN

Well, you give a pancake .. I’m directly aroused in earnest .. hehe He clearly popped!

) that is nothing special, their installation in their abrams will not fit simply

[tuts]

cool prank ;-)

[Nyrobsky]

Quote: tots

cool prank ;-)

But what if the authors accidentally revealed the main secret of the Pentagon? Here, now you are starting to boil - Leak! Hackers! Spies! In general, they scoffed at the record))) Since April 1!

[Herculesic]

Thanks for the healthy humor! !!!

[Fedorovich]

The funny thing is that such projects were ...

[Altona]

Quote: NEXUS

Considering how much time is allotted to the tank in a real battle ... the idea is very dubious.

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I also thought about it. But apparently a similar tank has other capabilities.

[Your honor]

Yeah, beautifully explode when it is defeated

[poquello]

Quote: Altona

Quote: NEXUS

Considering how much time is allotted to the tank in a real battle ... the idea is very dubious.

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I also thought about it. But apparently a similar tank has other capabilities.

)))))))))))))) when I started to read, I thought about iron caput from the village of fools they would start, it did not grow together

[Your honor]

Yeah, I didn’t immediately remember that today is the day of humor

[Ronino]

taking into account! April 1, Mona and a hundred tankoff ride!

[Zlat070]

Happy April, 1!!!

[NKVD]

From the first of April

[Gunner]

From the first of April.

[K-50]

Damn it, cranks with the letter "M" !!!
They themselves will poison themselves with radiation and again go broke that Russia pushed them to this !!!
Although honestly, I DO NOT BELIEVE !!!!
Even if you take the installation based on satellite radioisotope generators and that is nonsense. Mattress makers need the isotope (I don’t remember exactly what it's called ) has not been produced for more than a decade, they were purchased in Russia for their satellite programs. Again, power is unlikely to be enough. To put a full-fledged reactor, in general nonsense, there will be one anti-radiation protection more than the tank itself.
And if there are breakdowns in operation, combat damage?
RAVE!!!!
HAPPY APRIL 1 !!!

[revnagan]

Since April XNUMX, dear patrons of the site! I liked the joke.

[thinker]

The Washington Truth Edition - Washington Truth Smiled

[VeteranVSSSR]

Chief Goebels Archie Feyker in a private conversation said: ,, ... ''
And along the road, the dead with braids stand ...
_Nonsense !!!

[Turgon]

Only at the end of the review did I see congratulations on April 1

[Lerych]

I am glad that comrade Trump misses his homeland. He began to carry out parades. I heard that Kim Jong-un invited him to stand nearby. The board with North Korean soldiers has already made an intermediate landing in Darwin (Australia). He promised to kiss Red on May 9 when Armata passes by. Rumors, of course ... All from APRIL 1!

[japs]

"... According to the deputy head of the Pentagon’s main agitation and propaganda department Archie Faker ..."

The jokers! Why are you making such nonsense? Not funny, from the word in any way ...

[Nikolay Fedorov]

Quote: japs

"... According to the deputy head of the Pentagon’s main agitation and propaganda department Archie Faker ..."
The jokers! Why are you making such nonsense? Not funny, from the word in any way ...

On the holy encroached?

[Normal ok]

Since April 1 everyone

[Dead duck]

In connection with the use of the latest technology, the Abrams-NF tank has two towers

Fit into this reactor

[HAM]

A good thought about lead trumpets for Trump, something else would be refreshing on his head.

[Vladimirets]

Quote: HAM

still on the head something refreshing.

[sib.ataman]

Trump's lead cap on his head! Believing in this joke too! It’s a pity that a joke, but can you imagine what a change would be? Such a tank had fallen, and the entire contingent contaminated to ashes. The beauty! And a huge army does not need to be kept, bang the nuclear tanks - and that’s it!

[cedar]

Nothing to himself ... If he only has a Start button, and there is no stop, like on our lionfish with a nuclear engine, then how many times can it spin around the earth? It comes out, it comes out to him and the guns are not needed, it all and everything will be transmitted by caterpillars. Everything, to us Khan. I'm going to get drunk. A bucket of water replaces one hundred grams of alcohol ...
All from the first of April. Thank God they survived!

[freddyk]

Tell me where to get these "Homemade nuclear fusion recipes" Doctors of Corporal Easy? Really needed.

[Nikolay Fedorov]

Quote: freddyk

Tell me where to get these "Homemade nuclear fusion recipes" Doctors of Corporal Easy? Really needed.

Do you need the 1st edition of the original, or is the 2nd edited and updated (ed. B. Johnson) suitable?

[freddyk]

I do not trust Johnson. He and Faker are one team.

[Mestny]

Not bad.
About "the motorcycle group of IAEA inspectors" in vain, outplayed.
They are more suitable for horse riding psychiatrists at all crossroads of the country.

[Operator]

The article made an inaccuracy - not “Abrams” M1 will participate in the parade, but “Chrysler” TV8 from the YaSU of the 1959 model of the year

[Svarog51]

Klikuha - "HOLOVASTIK"

[d ^ Amir]

Dear Colleagues !!!!!!!! On the First of April !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[parkello]

plyusanul for a joke ... to be honest, I was seduced. even despite the frank nonsense about the apron with lead plates on top of the bulletproof vest ... I laugh ... but I just wanted to post fakes for myself. and rub it softly. thanks for the mood. and with Palm Sunday of you. Orthodox.

[Uncle Vanya Susanin]

Thank you and happy holiday !!!

[Observer2014]

"Military Review" congratulates readers on April 1!

Well, please do not type these words! Let the theme develop

[Svarog51]

Namesake Even with this line, look at how many people “flew” into Hochma.

[APASUS]

This tank will not only have a nuclear power plant, but how all American weapons will be the most expensive and largest tank made using stealth technology!

[Svarog51]

The answer is already being tested

[aszzz888]

modern modifications of the Abrams-NF (Nuclear Force) tanks with a nuclear power plant will be held along the central streets of Washington.

... and vertical take-off! Since April 1 of All Members of the Forum!

[vinni puk]

The tank will move along an unpredictable route. Forever.

[Nikolay Fedorov]

Quote: from article

"Military Review" congratulates readers on April 1!

But how similar to real Americans, as if they left the popular television show of the 90s, "Village of Fools"!

[sir_obs]

Even if it weren’t for the first of April, this news is hard to believe, because the Americans haven’t yet learned how to make small-sized reactors, which will even fit into small vessels, not like in a tank.

[vanavatny]

ugh on you ...

[Svarog51]

But what about video confirmation?

[svp67]

Ha ha ...

During a private conversation, Archie Faker reported that up to five Abrams-NF tanks with a nuclear power plant would pass by Capitol Hill, on which the president’s rostrum will be located. The tanks will be followed by an IAEA motorcycle team of inspectors who are supposed to measure radiation levels in the District of Columbia. For security reasons, the president will wear a special apron with lead plates - on top of the vest.

It was necessary to add that SPECIAL for the audience, anti-nuclear shelters will be dug from which they will watch this parade, on TV ...

[Svarog51]

"Sarcophagus" for the curious is under construction.

[Evil 55]

Amerigadians just for the sake of their excessive stubbornness and stupidity can try to translate this nonsense into reality ..

[pafegosoff]

Well, everything is clear, from April 1. And for the elimination of the Airborne Forces, bottles with extra-strong glass were produced. By August 2nd, these vodka bottles will be labeled with the Airborne Forces - who but us!

[Uncle Vanya Susanin]

After a line about the IAEA inspectors on motorcycles, I almost fell off a chair, definitely

[Dormidont]

And we in response - a submarine with vertical take-off and landing

[A. Privalov]

Back in 50-ies, specialists from the Institute "Stroyatomdormash" proposed an atomic machine for road construction, more precisely, an atomic road roller. Using such a skating rink, it is possible, using the excess heat released by the reactor, to build a straight line like an arrow with a minimal cost and even a mirror-like road even in the densest forests. One such roller was built by the end of 1959 of the year, an eyewitness describes it like this:

“Even in the biggest careers I have not seen such giants. Makhina, which is a seven-storey high house with a width of 20 m, makes a straight and level road in the forest, simply sintering the top layer of soil at temperatures above 500 degrees. ”

Tests conducted in Siberia left the 25-kilometer stretch of the most magnificent road right through the taiga, about halfway between Tomsk and Novosibirsk. The road would have been paved to the end, but a nuisance happened: the tired roller operator fell asleep behind the levers, and the only construction machine of its kind sank in the swamp, at the bottom of which it still lies. And the ideal road lonely begins and ends in the middle of the taiga - as a monument to the atomic fantasy of the past era.

[Igor V]

You too with April 1!

[A. Privalov]

Quote: Igor V

You too with April 1!

Mutually!

[Dormidont]

In fact, the rink driver did not fall asleep, but held his breath, not stopping for a minute the operation of the nuclear ice rink under water. So there was a secret metro line to China

[Amateur]

And the crew will be armed with Ukrainian pistols PSh and Gnome. In the event of a successful atomic tank test, these pistols will be adopted by the American police.

[Papandreou]

And you from April 1

[Igor V]

I strongly doubt about 18 keys! During the approach of the ATGM missile, such keys cannot be dealt with. It is necessary # 5 gas from missiles to brush it off.
I was looking at a similar article in VO, I found it.

[Dormidont]

It’s more convenient to wave badminton rackets against cumulative missiles

[Igor V]

You do not give out secrets.

[Guillon]

Until I read to the last line, I thought like that the miracle of the wunderwafer! One hit would be enough to arrange Chernobyl in the USA!

[BAI]

All from April 1!

[Vitaly Anisimov]

Quote: BAI

All from April 1!

MIKHAN went to Israel for a consultation .. At the invitation, a group of comrades.

[Svarog51]

R'RёS,R ° F "RёR№

MIKHAN went to Israel for a consultation .. At the invitation, a group of comrades.

This is cooler than an atomic tank.

[bobba94]

This is April 1, dear comrades!

[Hiller]

Just kidding. Just kidding...from April 1st

[dgonni]

Happy April! The draw was successful :). I love a bunch of reposts and stupid Vine :) +

[Zlyden.Zlo]

Happy first of April))))))))))))

[nathanael]

I’m embarrassed to ask: Will he drive by himself or will he be transported on a trailer?

[JON IVAHOVISH]

a nuclear tank with a plasma cannon with the ability to fly to the moon - this is how this miracle should have been described - well done review, the annual joke turned out as always on the first of April

[Graz]

April 1st?))

[ALEXANDER ABDRAKHMANOV_2]

Why should America use nuclear weapons when one tank is enough to cover a large area with radiation? They will launch this miracle weapon onto the front line, it will be destroyed and the radiation will be on the village for centuries. It’s just a nuclear saboteur tank, you can use an American tank instead of chemical weapons, the worse it is. They are thinking of fighting not at home, but in other states.

[Sadko88]

Reminds me of "Inhabited Island" by the Strugatskys

[unignm]

"Homemade Nuclear Fusion Recipes"
I almost broke my stomach.
thank you

[gromoboj]

The strategies included such tanks and devastators. During the destruction, they blew up everything around, apparently the idea is that everyone is simply afraid to blow up such a micro-Chernobyl.

[andrej-shironov]

Laughed, happy April XNUMXst everyone!

[Nikolay Kuznetsov]

Fuuuuuuuuu...I read halfway until I realized that today is April 1st..Witty by the way...!!!

[Mark Ershov]

modifications of Abrams-NF tanks

And their modernized versions "Abrams-NF-LBGT" ("Nuclear Force - Laser Blast Gun Tickler"), with a laser gun, as well as "Abrams NF-AT-AT" ("Nuclear Force - All Terrain Armored Tank"), with walking chassis.

[tomket]

Merciless April 1st....

[Zomanus]

So, I have one warning on the site,
so I will skip the first part of the statements...
But in general, this tank will be the most desirable prey on the battlefield.
And not even in the plan to knock him down. and the plan is to remove this nuclear installation from it.

[Felix99]

Very logically, the reactor processes armor from depleted uranium into enriched plutonium. When the tank reaches critical mass, it self-destructs. Dune 2 Devastator.

[Conrad]

Pass! Funny!!!!

[Alexey-74]

The destruction of such tanks is guaranteed.........(but I think this is an April Fool's joke about Trump with a lead apron)

[76SSSR]

Ahahahaha)) Beauties! I read it until the last sentence and was seriously freaking out.))

[alexnmv5]

They probably think that we won’t knock it out of fear that it might explode, but we’re not far from it. Let these clowns roll him out. At least we'll laugh.