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A tank with a nuclear power plant will be shown at a parade in Washington

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The administration of US President Donald Trump plans to demonstrate the latest weapons at the upcoming November military parade in Washington. According to the deputy head of the Pentagon’s main campaign and propaganda department, Archie Faker, among other modern American technology, modern modifications will take place along the central streets of Washington tanks "Abrams-NF" ("Nuclear Force") with a nuclear power plant.


The Washington Truth Edition cites a statement from an unnamed source close to the US nuclear triad:
During a private conversation, Archie Faker reported that up to five Abrams-NF tanks with a nuclear power plant would pass by Capitol Hill, on which the president’s rostrum will be located. The tanks will be followed by an IAEA motorcycle team of inspectors who are supposed to measure radiation levels in the District of Columbia. For security reasons, the president will wear a special apron with lead plates - on top of the vest.


A tank with a nuclear power plant will be shown at a parade in Washington


The American manufacturer of tank nuclear power plants confirms this information, noting that now they will definitely make America stronger.

For reference: in connection with the use of the latest technologies, the tank Abrams-NF has two towers. In one of them, there is a group of researchers from the Idaho Experimental Laboratory who are engaged in the timely removal of excess water and preventive dismantling with the keys on Westinghouse’s 18 fuel assemblies in the event of approaching an ATGM missile tank.

From an interview with the mechanic "Abrams-NF", Doctor of Technical Sciences, the author of the monograph "Home Recipes for Nuclear Synthesis", Corporal Matthew Isy:
Sorry, I can not speak for a long time. Installation went to a given power. We plan for lunch to get to Estonia by our own.

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  1. NEXUS
    NEXUS April 1 2018 10: 26
    +28
    modifications of tanks "Abrams-NF" ("Nuclear Force") with a nuclear power plant.

    Considering how much time is allotted to the tank in a real battle ... the idea is very dubious. But apparently the mattresses, after Putin's statement, decided to put YaSU on everything. It looks like paranoia.
    P.S.Steb counted. wassat
    1. 210ox
      210ox April 1 2018 10: 28
      +43
      Happy April XNUMXst! Comrades ..
      Quote: NEXUS
      modifications of tanks "Abrams-NF" ("Nuclear Force") with a nuclear power plant.

      Considering how much time is allotted to the tank in a real battle ... the idea is very dubious. But apparently the mattresses, after Putin's statement, decided to put YaSU on everything. It looks like paranoia.
      1. NEXUS
        NEXUS April 1 2018 10: 32
        +17
        Quote: 210ox
        Happy April XNUMXst! Comrades ..

        What would be funniest if the United States did present a tank with YaSu. laughing Then the VO administration will need to be sent to the Battle of psychics. laughing
        1. For example
          For example April 1 2018 10: 36
          +23
          Archie Fakeep in a private conversation informed
          - wassat laughing lol
          From the first of April !!!

          With Palm Sunday everyone !!!!
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          2. krot
            krot April 1 2018 14: 21
            -1
            Even to logically reflect: the United States generally wanted to abandon the tanks quite recently in 2014 ..) Let them first make an uninhabited tower)
            1. Alex777
              Alex777 April 1 2018 15: 01
              +4
              The first of April you don’t even have to turn on your head. bully
              1. Shurik70
                Shurik70 April 1 2018 16: 07
                +3
                Quote: For example
                wassat laughing lol From the first of April !!!

                Damn, and I was addicted !!! good
                1. Svarog51
                  Svarog51 April 1 2018 19: 26
                  +2
                  For all who "suffered", as well as those who did not "hang around" good drinks
                2. demo
                  demo April 2 2018 08: 30
                  +2
                  The mistakes of youth easily got away with it.
                  Ah, youth! Distant sound flute.
                  We often sawed bitches under ourselves ...
                  And we are not the same, and s.uka are old.


                  It happens. But to relax in Russia is not only worth the first of April. The rest of the days are the same. drinks
            2. Slovak
              Slovak April 2 2018 13: 37
              0
              Quote: krot
              Even to logically reflect: the United States generally wanted to abandon the tanks quite recently in 2014 ..) Let them first make an uninhabited tower)

              The United States is better to be a desert country.
        2. Vadivak
          Vadivak April 1 2018 10: 49
          +6
          Quote: NEXUS
          if the USA really presents a tank with YaSU


          The date of the adoption of such a nuclear bomb guaranteed to destroy the crew and allies in service will also be April XNUMX
          1. cniza
            cniza April 1 2018 12: 16
            +4
            Amused everyone from the first of April. good
        3. andj61
          andj61 April 1 2018 12: 22
          +2
          Quote: NEXUS
          Quote: 210ox
          Happy April XNUMXst! Comrades ..

          What would be funniest if the United States did present a tank with YaSu. laughing Then the VO administration will need to be sent to the Battle of psychics. laughing

          Happy April XNUMXst! Archie Faker - it is credited! bully
        4. Paranoid50
          Paranoid50 April 1 2018 13: 36
          +4
          Quote: NEXUS
          Then the VO administration will need to be sent to the Battle of psychics.

          Duc, it’s already possible. yes If I am not mistaken, last year on April 50, the VO received news of the appearance of the T-57 (now Su-XNUMX) in Syria. Everyone pinned, laughed ... wassat
        5. Orionvit
          Orionvit April 1 2018 13: 38
          +2
          Quote: NEXUS
          What would be the funniest thing if the USA really presents a tank with YaSU

          Urgently supplying American tankers and mage inspectors, lead underpants. laughing
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      1. Alex-a832
        Alex-a832 April 1 2018 10: 34
        +16
        Humor for a soldier is a vital tool!
        At first I myself read it fluently - I almost lost my eyes ... Since the first of April, comrades! laughing
      2. san4es
        san4es April 1 2018 10: 43
        +6
        Quote: sefevi
        It’s not suitable for a serious site to stoop to childishness ..

        hi For the first time, the concept of an atomic tank in the United States was developed during the Question Mark III conference, which was dedicated to the development prospects of armored vehicles and was held in Detroit in June 1954. In addition to the project, which proposed the use of a nuclear reactor on a mobile armored chassis to power equipment columns during marching throws, which would allow armored vehicles to engage in combat, having a full range, the concepts of a tank with an individual nuclear power plant were also presented.


        TV-1 tank model presented at Question Mark III
        1. Golovan Jack
          Golovan Jack April 1 2018 10: 47
          +8
          Quote: san4es
          Tank model TV-1

          It seemed to me alone that this tank is somewhere a little pregnant?
          1. san4es
            san4es April 1 2018 10: 58
            +7
            Quote: Golovan Jack
            ... a little pregnant?

            hi ... the birth did not take place ..
            In addition to the project, which proposed the use of a nuclear reactor on a mobile armored chassis to power equipment columns during marching throws, which would allow armored vehicles to engage in combat, having a full range, the concepts of a tank with an individual nuclear power plant were also presented.

            ... Although the USSR was created:
            TES-3 is a transportable nuclear power plant transported on four self-propelled caterpillar chassis based on the T-10 heavy tank. TPP-3 went into trial operation in 1961. Subsequently, the program was minimized. In the 80s, the idea of ​​transportable large-block small-capacity nuclear power plants was further developed in the form of TPP-7 and TPP-8.
          2. Romulus
            Romulus April 1 2018 11: 57
            0
            Imyanno, moreover - April 1 (too simple) did not even quit)
    3. siberalt
      siberalt April 1 2018 10: 38
      +2
      Yeah. If their tank with a nuclear engine is shot in battle, the engine is easily removed and placed in a backpack with any surviving crew member. It would be necessary for us to adopt this technology. lol
      1. myrzilka
        myrzilka April 1 2018 11: 50
        +1
        Quote: siberalt
        then the engine is easily removed and placed in a backpack with any surviving crew member.

        Any surviving tankman from this crew is very easy to spot from afar .... by the gentle, light green glow, and pick up his engine. The evacuation of the surviving tanker is not provided ...... why?
    4. Spartanez300
      Spartanez300 April 1 2018 10: 54
      +1
      All from April 1 !!! hi drinks
      Nuclear tank, not a bad joke laughing good .
      1. Orionvit
        Orionvit April 1 2018 13: 41
        0
        Quote: Spartanez300
        Nuclear tank, not a bad joke

        Does the president have a lead apron? As well as motorcycle inspectors. laughing For good reason.
        1. myrzilka
          myrzilka April 1 2018 14: 44
          +3
          Quote: Orionvit
          Does the president have a lead apron?

          Why Trump a lead apron? You look at his repolarized face)))) such radiation does not matter))))
    5. Axon
      Axon April 1 2018 11: 18
      0
      schA they get vigorous "Ford"
    6. antivirus
      antivirus April 1 2018 11: 33
      0
      what are you laughing at?
      -it's true! they have motorcycles with YaU
      1. ul_vitalii
        ul_vitalii April 1 2018 11: 51
        +7
        Travel around the world on a tank without refueling. Happy holiday drinks
        1. antivirus
          antivirus April 1 2018 11: 54
          0
          this is our construction of motorcycles from the Germans still remained. and the Americans do not bother with tradition, boldly forward the rod, ahead.
          And with YaU a motorcycle - for the exploration of the Moon and Mars.
      2. sabakina
        sabakina April 1 2018 12: 34
        +5
        Quote: antivirus
        what are you laughing at? -it's true! they have motorcycles with YaU

        Fi ... We are still in the Union in the Czech atomic Java Java ride!
        1. Uncle Vanya Susanin
          Uncle Vanya Susanin April 1 2018 12: 49
          +3
          Tyu Java, did I have a “Uralets” bicycle with nuclear pedals or vigorous ones in my childhood? Damn I do not remember !!!
          1. sabakina
            sabakina April 1 2018 12: 52
            +4
            Van, "Uralets" was on uranium, "Java" on plutonium. wink
            1. Svarog51
              Svarog51 April 1 2018 19: 10
              +1
              Glory hi Well, thank you, but I think that I’m "tired" of pestering my wife.
              Java on plutonium.

              Six years without lead underpants, and here it is. And why the hell did I pour gasoline into the tank? lol drinks good
              1. Bijo
                Bijo April 1 2018 20: 28
                +2
                Quote: Svarog51
                And why the hell did I pour gasoline into the tank?

                To cool the reactor
                1. Svarog51
                  Svarog51 April 1 2018 20: 32
                  +1
                  Here I am "bast" good But really. drinks
    7. Maz
      Maz April 1 2018 12: 05
      0
      "Military Review" congratulates readers on April 1!
      [b] must be read until the end of the article
      laughing
      1. antivirus
        antivirus April 1 2018 15: 18
        0
        the main thing is that the suit is sitting

        grab the main idea and faster comment squeeze
        and there will be happiness
    8. vadim dok
      vadim dok April 1 2018 12: 05
      0
      You forgot that today is April 1st!
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    10. Angel Moses Bauer
      Angel Moses Bauer April 1 2018 12: 34
      +4
      I remember reading about the development in the USSR of a secret project of an underground flying tank in order to defeat all prospective potential partners. According to the developers, the tank was supposed to reach the enemy’s territory underground at a speed of 1300 km \ h using a supersonic drilling rig. After reaching the surface in the rear of the enemy, he flew in hypersound into the stratosphere, thanks to a quantum fusion reactor, and from there shot at a stunned enemy with a cloud of Higgs bosons. When hit, causing the victim chronic flatulence, enuresis, pediculosis, depression and an insatiable desire to capitulate, which brought the entire army of the enemy into complete disability. But unfortunately this project was not approved by the Politburo due to its inhumanity. ;)
      1. antivirus
        antivirus April 1 2018 15: 23
        +1
        thanks to the cold fusion quantum reactor,

        say in 80 g of geography: “we have a lot of oil, we’ll have enough for 20 years and will still be explored. Even taking into account the Druzhba pipeline. And by then the hydrogen engine will be invented. work is already underway

        no joke-- tsu fulfilled, dissatisfaction with deliveries to "brothers" beat off.
        1. Katanikotael
          Katanikotael April 1 2018 18: 19
          +1
          And where is it funny? Or is a hydrogen engine something fantastic?
          1. antivirus
            antivirus April 1 2018 19: 01
            0
            everywhere laughter through tears --- then they did everything with their own mind and with their own hands ..
            WASN’T BUY AND USE.

            RF is developing hydrogen engine?
        2. Angel Moses Bauer
          Angel Moses Bauer April 2 2018 06: 52
          0
          And to us, a physics teacher, in 85, told us that with the help of a cold nuclear fusion reactor, mankind in the coming decades will be able not only to generate an almost unlimited amount of energy, but also to synthesize any matter in the right volumes. Decades have passed, but the reactor was never created, and judging by what is happening in modern physics, our generation is unlikely to see it .. ((
    11. SHURUM -BURUM
      SHURUM -BURUM April 1 2018 12: 38
      +1
      Since the first of April, techies!
    12. papas-57
      papas-57 April 1 2018 12: 47
      +3
      From the first of April !!! Nice joke. Although the joke about the tank with YaU debilskaya. Much more interesting: '' For security reasons, the president will wear a special apron with lead plates on top of the bulletproof vest. '' 'And if the straps break and the apron cuts off the feet?
    13. poquello
      poquello April 1 2018 13: 26
      +2
      Quote: NEXUS
      P.S.Steb counted.

      does not channel, vertical take-off is not included in the description
    14. Krasnoyarsk
      Krasnoyarsk April 2 2018 09: 20
      0
      Quote: NEXUS
      modifications of tanks "Abrams-NF" ("Nuclear Force") with a nuclear power plant.

      Considering how much time is allotted to the tank in a real battle ... the idea is very dubious. But apparently the mattresses, after Putin's statement, decided to put YaSU on everything. It looks like paranoia.
      P.S.Steb counted. wassat

      This is not a banter. This is a good April Fool’s joke. At first I thought - how is it that Russia all the time boasts of its achievements in the field of nuclear technology, and suddenly, like a hell out of a snuffbox, an Amerian mini-nuclear power plant? !! My first doubts appeared after Donald was about to put on a lead apron. And, despite his doubts, he read the article to the end. Bravo IN !!! Thanks for the good joke!
  2. GABALIS
    GABALIS April 1 2018 10: 27
    +3
    Archie Feyker during a private conversation ..... we disagree laughing
  3. Vitaly Anisimov
    Vitaly Anisimov April 1 2018 10: 27
    +10
    Well, you give a pancake .. I’m directly aroused in earnest .. hehe He clearly popped!
    1. d ^ Amir
      d ^ Amir April 1 2018 11: 14
      +3
      Well, you are .... her beer ... beer !!!
      1. Vitaly Anisimov
        Vitaly Anisimov April 1 2018 11: 48
        +4
        Quote: d ^ Amir
        Well, you are .... her beer ... beer !!!

        I’m going to slam the hawthorn ... heh heh To the delight of the "comrades" ..

        Well, guys for tanks .. drinks OUR!
    2. Incvizitor
      Incvizitor April 1 2018 13: 29
      +1
      Now come the runners and begin to defend this "innovation" laughing
    3. poquello
      poquello April 1 2018 23: 22
      0
      Quote: MIKHAN
      Well, you give a pancake .. I’m directly aroused in earnest .. hehe He clearly popped!

      ) that is nothing special, their installation in their abrams will not fit simply
  4. tuts
    tuts April 1 2018 10: 29
    +4
    cool prank ;-)
    1. Nyrobsky
      Nyrobsky April 1 2018 11: 07
      +4
      Quote: tots
      cool prank ;-)

      But what if the authors accidentally revealed the main secret of the Pentagon? Here, now you are starting to boil - Leak! Hackers! Spies! In general, they scoffed at the record))) Since April 1!
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  6. Herculesic
    Herculesic April 1 2018 10: 29
    +6
    Thanks for the healthy humor! wassat drinks !!!
  7. Fedorovich
    Fedorovich April 1 2018 10: 34
    +3
    The funny thing is that such projects were ...
  8. Altona
    Altona April 1 2018 10: 36
    +3
    Quote: NEXUS
    Considering how much time is allotted to the tank in a real battle ... the idea is very dubious.

    -----------------------
    I also thought about it. But apparently a similar tank has other capabilities. laughing laughing
    1. Your honor
      Your honor April 1 2018 10: 42
      +2
      Yeah, beautifully explode when it is defeated
    2. poquello
      poquello April 1 2018 23: 26
      0
      Quote: Altona
      Quote: NEXUS
      Considering how much time is allotted to the tank in a real battle ... the idea is very dubious.

      -----------------------
      I also thought about it. But apparently a similar tank has other capabilities. laughing laughing

      )))))))))))))) when I started to read, I thought about iron caput from the village of fools they would start, it did not grow together
  9. Your honor
    Your honor April 1 2018 10: 37
    +2
    Yeah, I didn’t immediately remember that today is the day of humor good
  10. Ronino
    Ronino April 1 2018 10: 38
    +2
    taking into account! April 1, Mona and a hundred tankoff ride!
  11. Zlat070
    Zlat070 April 1 2018 10: 38
    +2
    Happy April, 1!!! laughing
  12. NKVD
    NKVD April 1 2018 10: 40
    0
    From the first of April laughing
  13. Gunner
    Gunner April 1 2018 10: 40
    +1
    From the first of April.
  14. K-50
    K-50 April 1 2018 10: 41
    +1
    Damn it, cranks with the letter "M" !!!
    They themselves will poison themselves with radiation and again go broke that Russia pushed them to this !!!
    Although honestly, I DO NOT BELIEVE !!!!
    Even if you take the installation based on satellite radioisotope generators and that is nonsense. Mattress makers need the isotope (I don’t remember exactly what it's called sad ) has not been produced for more than a decade, they were purchased in Russia for their satellite programs. Again, power is unlikely to be enough. To put a full-fledged reactor, in general nonsense, there will be one anti-radiation protection more than the tank itself.
    And if there are breakdowns in operation, combat damage?
    RAVE!!!!
    HAPPY APRIL 1 !!! laughing
  15. revnagan
    revnagan April 1 2018 10: 42
    +4
    Since April XNUMX, dear patrons of the site! I liked the joke.
  16. thinker
    thinker April 1 2018 10: 44
    +4
    The Washington Truth Edition - Washington Truth good Smiled
  17. VeteranVSSSR
    VeteranVSSSR April 1 2018 10: 47
    +2
    Chief Goebels Archie Feyker in a private conversation said: ,, ... ''
    And along the road, the dead with braids stand ...
    _Nonsense !!!
  18. Turgon
    Turgon April 1 2018 10: 47
    +2
    Only at the end of the review did I see congratulations on April 1 laughing laughing
  19. Lerych
    Lerych April 1 2018 10: 48
    +2
    I am glad that comrade Trump misses his homeland. He began to carry out parades. I heard that Kim Jong-un invited him to stand nearby. The board with North Korean soldiers has already made an intermediate landing in Darwin (Australia). He promised to kiss Red on May 9 when Armata passes by. Rumors, of course ... All from APRIL 1!
  20. japs
    japs April 1 2018 10: 53
    +2
    "... According to the deputy head of the Pentagon’s main agitation and propaganda department Archie Faker ..."

    The jokers! Why are you making such nonsense? Not funny, from the word in any way ...
    1. Nikolay Fedorov
      Nikolay Fedorov April 1 2018 11: 56
      +3
      Quote: japs
      "... According to the deputy head of the Pentagon’s main agitation and propaganda department Archie Faker ..."
      The jokers! Why are you making such nonsense? Not funny, from the word in any way ...

      On the holy encroached? sad
  21. Normal ok
    Normal ok April 1 2018 10: 53
    +2
    Since April 1 everyone laughing
  22. Dead duck
    Dead duck April 1 2018 10: 56
    +4
    In connection with the use of the latest technology, the Abrams-NF tank has two towers

    laughing
    Fit into this reactor
  23. HAM
    HAM April 1 2018 11: 00
    +3
    A good thought about lead trumpets for Trump, something else would be refreshing on his head. lol
    1. Vladimirets
      Vladimirets April 1 2018 11: 46
      +3
      Quote: HAM
      still on the head something refreshing.

      yes
  24. sib.ataman
    sib.ataman April 1 2018 11: 02
    +1
    Trump's lead cap on his head! Believing in this joke too! It’s a pity that a joke, but can you imagine what a change would be? Such a tank had fallen, and the entire contingent contaminated to ashes. The beauty! And a huge army does not need to be kept, bang the nuclear tanks - and that’s it!
  25. cedar
    cedar April 1 2018 11: 03
    +3
    Nothing to himself ... If he only has a Start button, and there is no stop, like on our lionfish with a nuclear engine, then how many times can it spin around the earth? It comes out, it comes out to him and the guns are not needed, it all and everything will be transmitted by caterpillars. Everything, to us Khan. I'm going to get drunk. A bucket of water replaces one hundred grams of alcohol ...
    All from the first of April. Thank God they survived!
  26. freddyk
    freddyk April 1 2018 11: 06
    +3
    Tell me where to get these "Homemade nuclear fusion recipes" Doctors of Corporal Easy? Really needed.
    1. Nikolay Fedorov
      Nikolay Fedorov April 1 2018 11: 52
      +2
      Quote: freddyk
      Tell me where to get these "Homemade nuclear fusion recipes" Doctors of Corporal Easy? Really needed.

      Do you need the 1st edition of the original, or is the 2nd edited and updated (ed. B. Johnson) suitable?
      1. freddyk
        freddyk April 1 2018 12: 14
        +1
        I do not trust Johnson. He and Faker are one team.
  27. Mestny
    Mestny April 1 2018 11: 11
    -2
    Not bad.
    About "the motorcycle group of IAEA inspectors" in vain, outplayed.
    They are more suitable for horse riding psychiatrists at all crossroads of the country.
  28. Operator
    Operator April 1 2018 11: 11
    +4
    The article made an inaccuracy - not “Abrams” M1 will participate in the parade, but “Chrysler” TV8 from the YaSU of the 1959 model of the year laughing

    1. Svarog51
      Svarog51 April 1 2018 19: 29
      0
      Klikuha - "HOLOVASTIK" good drinks lol
  29. d ^ Amir
    d ^ Amir April 1 2018 11: 12
    +4
    Dear Colleagues !!!!!!!! On the First of April !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! drinks good good
  30. parkello
    parkello April 1 2018 11: 17
    +5
    plyusanul for a joke ... to be honest, I was seduced. even despite the frank nonsense about the apron with lead plates on top of the bulletproof vest ... I laugh ... but I just wanted to post fakes for myself. laughing and rub it softly. thanks for the mood. and with Palm Sunday of you. Orthodox.
    1. Uncle Vanya Susanin
      Uncle Vanya Susanin April 1 2018 12: 40
      +2
      Thank you and happy holiday !!!
  31. Observer2014
    Observer2014 April 1 2018 11: 18
    +1
    "Military Review" congratulates readers on April 1!
    Well, please do not type these words! Let the theme develop drinks hi laughing
    1. Svarog51
      Svarog51 April 1 2018 19: 32
      +1
      Namesake hi Even with this line, look at how many people “flew” into Hochma. drinks good laughing
  32. APASUS
    APASUS April 1 2018 11: 22
    +4
    This tank will not only have a nuclear power plant, but how all American weapons will be the most expensive and largest tank made using stealth technology! laughing lol
    1. Svarog51
      Svarog51 April 1 2018 19: 35
      +3
      The answer is already being tested lol
  33. aszzz888
    aszzz888 April 1 2018 11: 30
    +2
    modern modifications of the Abrams-NF (Nuclear Force) tanks with a nuclear power plant will be held along the central streets of Washington.

    ... and vertical take-off! Since April 1 of All Members of the Forum!
  34. vinni-puk
    vinni-puk April 1 2018 11: 37
    +2
    The tank will move along an unpredictable route. Forever.
  35. Nikolay Fedorov
    Nikolay Fedorov April 1 2018 11: 43
    +1
    Quote: from article
    "Military Review" congratulates readers on April 1!

    But how similar to real Americans, as if they left the popular television show of the 90s, "Village of Fools"! lol
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  37. sir_obs
    sir_obs April 1 2018 12: 20
    0
    Even if it weren’t for the first of April, this news is hard to believe, because the Americans haven’t yet learned how to make small-sized reactors, which will even fit into small vessels, not like in a tank.
  38. vanavatny
    vanavatny April 1 2018 12: 21
    +1
    ugh on you ... laughing
    1. Svarog51
      Svarog51 April 1 2018 19: 47
      +1
      But what about video confirmation? wink
  39. svp67
    svp67 April 1 2018 12: 31
    +1
    Ha ha ...
    During a private conversation, Archie Faker reported that up to five Abrams-NF tanks with a nuclear power plant would pass by Capitol Hill, on which the president’s rostrum will be located. The tanks will be followed by an IAEA motorcycle team of inspectors who are supposed to measure radiation levels in the District of Columbia. For security reasons, the president will wear a special apron with lead plates - on top of the vest.
    It was necessary to add that SPECIAL for the audience, anti-nuclear shelters will be dug from which they will watch this parade, on TV ...
    1. Svarog51
      Svarog51 April 1 2018 19: 52
      +1
      "Sarcophagus" for the curious is under construction. lol
  40. Evil 55
    Evil 55 April 1 2018 12: 33
    +1
    Amerigadians just for the sake of their excessive stubbornness and stupidity can try to translate this nonsense into reality ..
  41. pafegosoff
    pafegosoff April 1 2018 12: 36
    +1
    Well, everything is clear, from April 1. And for the elimination of the Airborne Forces, bottles with extra-strong glass were produced. By August 2nd, these vodka bottles will be labeled with the Airborne Forces - who but us!
  42. Uncle Vanya Susanin
    Uncle Vanya Susanin April 1 2018 12: 38
    +2
    After a line about the IAEA inspectors on motorcycles, I almost fell off a chair, definitely good
  43. Dormidont
    Dormidont April 1 2018 12: 45
    +1
    And we in response - a submarine with vertical take-off and landing
  44. A. Privalov
    A. Privalov April 1 2018 12: 46
    +3
    Back in 50-ies, specialists from the Institute "Stroyatomdormash" proposed an atomic machine for road construction, more precisely, an atomic road roller. Using such a skating rink, it is possible, using the excess heat released by the reactor, to build a straight line like an arrow with a minimal cost and even a mirror-like road even in the densest forests. One such roller was built by the end of 1959 of the year, an eyewitness describes it like this:
    “Even in the biggest careers I have not seen such giants. Makhina, which is a seven-storey high house with a width of 20 m, makes a straight and level road in the forest, simply sintering the top layer of soil at temperatures above 500 degrees. ”

    Tests conducted in Siberia left the 25-kilometer stretch of the most magnificent road right through the taiga, about halfway between Tomsk and Novosibirsk. The road would have been paved to the end, but a nuisance happened: the tired roller operator fell asleep behind the levers, and the only construction machine of its kind sank in the swamp, at the bottom of which it still lies. And the ideal road lonely begins and ends in the middle of the taiga - as a monument to the atomic fantasy of the past era.
    1. Igor V
      Igor V April 1 2018 13: 19
      +3
      You too with April 1! smile
      1. A. Privalov
        A. Privalov April 1 2018 13: 23
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        Quote: Igor V
        You too with April 1! smile

        Mutually! laughing hi
    2. Dormidont
      Dormidont April 1 2018 13: 42
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      In fact, the rink driver did not fall asleep, but held his breath, not stopping for a minute the operation of the nuclear ice rink under water. So there was a secret metro line to China
  45. Amateur
    Amateur April 1 2018 12: 49
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    And the crew will be armed with Ukrainian pistols PSh and Gnome. In the event of a successful atomic tank test, these pistols will be adopted by the American police.
  46. Papandreou
    Papandreou April 1 2018 13: 24
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    And you from April 1
  47. Igor V
    Igor V April 1 2018 13: 29
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    I strongly doubt about 18 keys! During the approach of the ATGM missile, such keys cannot be dealt with. It is necessary # 5 gas from missiles to brush it off. smile
    I was looking at a similar article in VO, I found it. smile
    1. Dormidont
      Dormidont April 1 2018 13: 45
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      It’s more convenient to wave badminton rackets against cumulative missiles
      1. Igor V
        Igor V April 1 2018 15: 24
        +1
        You do not give out secrets. sad
  48. Guillon
    Guillon April 1 2018 13: 30
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    Until I read to the last line, I thought like that the miracle of the wunderwafer! wassat One hit would be enough to arrange Chernobyl in the USA! laughing
  49. BAI
    BAI April 1 2018 13: 40
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    All from April 1!
    1. Vitaly Anisimov
      Vitaly Anisimov April 1 2018 14: 10
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      Quote: BAI
      All from April 1!

      MIKHAN went to Israel for a consultation .. At the invitation, a group of comrades.
      1. Svarog51
        Svarog51 April 1 2018 19: 56
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        R'RёS,R ° F "RёR№ hi
        MIKHAN went to Israel for a consultation .. At the invitation, a group of comrades.

        This is cooler than an atomic tank. good drinks
  50. bobba94
    bobba94 April 1 2018 14: 16
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    This is April 1, dear comrades!