Good luck, mother Teresa, “Right, Britain!”

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Good luck, mother Teresa, “Right, Britain!”


No, really, Teresa May really goes for the Order of Merit to the Fatherland. Tank rushing It remains only to wish her good luck with all her heart.



Let him begin to choke these ... voiced.

If you close your eyes to how crooked the whole Violin case is sewn-done, it remains only to hope that the results will be positive.

So, to put all this pseudo-Russian company on the floor in Scotland Yard and read out the verdict. About expulsion to historical Homeland. With confiscation.

There is still Cyprus, they say, decided to join. This is also peremoga in full. While there are no exact data on how many Russians have received Cyprus citizenship in the framework of the investment program, but there is no doubt that hundreds of people are counting there.

What does “within the framework of the investment program” mean? And everything is simple. You bring a suitcase of dollars to a country like Cyprus (okay, you can solve a bank transfer issue), you make a long-term deposit at a local bank for a long time, and you are given citizenship as a cherry on a cake and thanks for the development of the Cypriot economy. On a silver platter.

It is doubtful, of course, but suddenly?

Suddenly, all these fifa type Tinkov’s daughters, turning up their noses from the “Russian spirit” in London, will get an offer to dump?

A list of something - hoo th!

The most interesting thing is the result for the query “children of the Russian elite in the UK” or something similar. Zero! The most recent is the 2014 reprints of the year.

It is clear that there is no censorship, just no one in Russia is interested in the existence of elites.

Yeah, that’s how I believed that the son of Yakunin (Russian Railways) left his home and business there, or the daughters of Zheleznyak, Tinkov and others. Just News no from there.

However, live.

If in 2005, 343 Russian children entered UK private schools, then in 2016, already 608. At the moment, according to these statistics, the number of Russians studying in British schools is about 3 thousands of people. According to this indicator, Russia has the fifth place in the world.

Beauty? And we are there about Rezunov and Skripale ...

Although these are enough, Misty Albion has always been a reliable haven for all bastards and traitors. Historically, so to speak.

It is clear that these will not be sent home. It is a pity, of course, for the sake of some, and the death penalty would be nice to abolish. And remember how to tie knots on a rope.

But God forbid that Mrs. May has everything burned out. What are we on the list?

1. Ms. May unequivocally accused Russia of assassinating Skripal. She called the assassination attempt on Skripal a continuation of the story of the murder of Litvinenko, "aggression against Georgia", "the annexation of Crimea" and other "aggressive actions."

Nothing, for the sake of the last point, you can even take over the Kennedy assassination, not that there is some kind of Squeak. And so - survived.

2. 23 Russian diplomat (excluding the ambassador), who must leave the island within a week, will be expelled from Britain.

Well, do not worry. We set the same British. Generally insignificant and nothing terrible. And the diplomats of the motherland will serve in Mongolia, for example. Do not fall apart.

3. Britain wants to gather the UN Security Council to discuss the attempt at the Skripal.

So what? And veto on the table - admire.

4. None of the British officials will come to the World Cup 2018.

Well, this is the scariest point. How do we survive the whole country, I do not know. But something tells us that we will survive.

5. New laws will be adopted against foreign espionage and hostile actions of foreign powers.

UK domestic flurry is not worth commenting on. Not our monastery, not our laws, as it were.

6. In the future, in Britain they will adopt an analogue of the “Magnitsky Act” and will increase the transparency of real estate companies, as well as strengthen the fight against money laundering in Britain.

And here you want not just to yell at the backside: “Yes, YES, YES !!!”, but also “Union Jack” waving.

The transparency of real estate companies is great! Hello, of course, the "Russian Londoners" and the owners of the castles on the coast. Especially if suddenly there is a loophole in the law, according to which real estate will turn out to be pressed. It would be nice.

Well, money laundering in the UK is a hint again to whom. Not bad either.

In general, it may turn out that, with her hysterical Russophobic actions, Mrs. May will do much more to return Russian money than all our Dumas and ministries thought up before.

It would be nice, of course.

Although it is clear that no one in Russia will be unlucky. There are also Belgium, the Cayman Islands and other secluded towns. Where "do not give their own."

But the idea is very good, Mrs. Teresa. We approve and support.

Any nonsense, British, American, anyway, whose, if it will be under the infringement of Russian elites abroad that in terms of money, in terms of real estate - this is not such a fool.

So Ms. May - good luck.
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  1. +12
    16 March 2018 07: 04
    wanted to look like an "iron lady" - ala Thatcher ... failed ... apparently wooden to the waist ...
    1. +7
      16 March 2018 07: 32
      Quote: kepmor
      wooden waist-high ...

      Type "lime lady" lol
      1. +2
        16 March 2018 07: 45
        Quote: Uncle Lee
        Quote: kepmor
        wooden waist-high ...

        Type "lime lady" lol

        She solves her problems. It’s somehow strange to expect her to solve our problems. winked
      2. +10
        16 March 2018 09: 30
        Quote from Uncle Lee
        Type "lime lady"

        More like an Oorfene Deuce product
      3. +1
        18 March 2018 09: 40
        "Linden"?) - you flatter her-aspen maximum !!
    2. +4
      16 March 2018 07: 59
      Quote: kepmor
      wanted to look like an "iron lady" - ala Thatcher ...

      And it turned out to look like a woman Nyura, from the bazaar market, in which a man washed down in black. hi
    3. +4
      16 March 2018 10: 18
      This Theresa is worse than the Prince of Wales, but she is the face of Great Britain! belay
    4. +6
      16 March 2018 12: 36
      Quote: kepmor
      wanted to look like an "iron lady" - ala Thatcher ... failed ... apparently wooden to the waist ...

      Assange voiced the most accurate description of this woman-fool.
    5. +1
      18 March 2018 09: 57
      Mrs. May, I recently learned that you have courageously visited a place of terrible tragedy. I must say, ma'am, that in the gas mask you looked quite respectable, he goes to you, wear it further. How do they imagine the poisoning of the Skripals, such as, "A soldier is walking in London. On an unfamiliar street, and a ruddy gas mask is put on his face"?
  2. +4
    16 March 2018 07: 53
    Hmm, so for the sake of the last two points (in the author’s list), it seems that all this fuss was started ...
    1. +3
      16 March 2018 08: 41
      Quote: Monster_Fat
      Hmm, so for the sake of the last two points (in the author’s list), it seems that all this fuss was started ...

      Rather, the author did not write. To force the Russian leadership to spend time and energy not on the election campaign, but on "bullshit."
      1. +4
        16 March 2018 09: 32
        Yes, it’s all in a heap — a win-win option — to increase the degree of anti-Russian hysteria, otherwise something “Boeing” has been forgotten and “gas blackmail” is not working well. They are advancing on all "fronts." "Chemistry" - a generally win-win option - the western man as a devil incense is afraid that they will be "massively destroyed" by "chemistry" -type terribly not humane and not tolerant - to him any mention of "chemistry" acts like a "red rag on a bull "-justifies any action, if only to prevent" damage ". This is what those who need it use it, it works flawlessly.
        1. +1
          18 March 2018 11: 31
          We are something to the western man in the street. Let them drink sedatives, for the benefit of pharmacies. And these, like May, let them slander, it seems Russia can no longer be stopped
  3. +2
    16 March 2018 08: 21
    Quote from Uncle Lee
    Type "lime lady"

    Rather, the pine.
  4. +10
    16 March 2018 08: 43
    I'll start from afar.
    I have a friend who sold his business (woodworking) to one friend. He graduated from a bunch of institutes / academies in economics ... And two years later, the new owner became bankrupt. Why was a trained specialist unable to taxi?
    And here is why. Absolute isolation from life. Man conducted business according to numbers, tables and certain economic laws.
    Why are you asking this? I answer. These all politicians are very similar to future bankrupt. Absolute isolation from life. Ciphers, letters ... This is - chatterboxes. These are parasites. They, politicians, know nothing and know nothing. The worst thing is that these people make decisions. They climb into all the cracks, sincerely not realizing that professionals do it much better and faster.
    Teresa May from the same opera. Look at her biography. What can she do? What can? A typical politician - today is one minister, tomorrow is another, the day after tomorrow we will go over to the opponents and be something else ... Sometimes I rejoice at this, for there is nothing better than the adversary. And sometimes it’s scary - what such throats can lead to
  5. +3
    16 March 2018 08: 45
    Photo, there are two types in the background with faces on which is read, "Lord, that this possessed possesses" bully
  6. +1
    16 March 2018 08: 54
    Dear Author did not specify .... the order without fail with a twist on the back !!!! and in all breasts !!!!
  7. +7
    16 March 2018 09: 08
    It’s not in vain that there is a saying that what’s not being done is all for the best! And they say Russia God saves the mother of God! Maybe soon Chubais’s time for release will come?
  8. BAI
    +2
    16 March 2018 09: 25
    increase the transparency of real estate companies, as well as strengthen the fight against money laundering in Britain.

    +100500 !!! Good luck May, we are with you! Do at least something useful for Russia!
  9. +3
    16 March 2018 09: 34
    But still, the late Zadornov was right about the "dumb" ones. The degradation of human material in the Western elites is evident. "Blue blood" is becoming dull.
    1. +3
      16 March 2018 11: 22
      "Blue blood" is becoming dull.

      so you can’t deceive degeneracy, Morel’s law in action request
  10. +2
    16 March 2018 09: 40
    The mousetrap slammed shut. Expropriation of expropriators.
  11. +4
    16 March 2018 09: 46
    Have you noticed the beads? Just like Psaki! No, it's definitely some kind of transmitter .... nonsense. Or vice versa, receive orders from the United States. But do not listen - the beads are compressed and strangled. And anyway, where did they come from her? "And whoever sewed an aunt, he stole a hat!" That's where the key to poisoning! wassat
  12. +5
    16 March 2018 10: 08
    And what is this May? He only voices the position of his masters from the "deep state". If the owners are raving, then May, Johnson, Allen voiced this nonsense. It is time for the representatives of the "deep state" to carry out purges within themselves - to send to rest the old, insane survivors of the mind.
    1. +4
      16 March 2018 13: 28
      Such nonsense, just one more pebble in the preparation of a war with us. That's all. The more tantrum, the closer the war.
      1. +3
        16 March 2018 15: 02
        Well, if your boss sets a delusional task for you, you come to the team and put the same task before him, they (the team, colleagues) carefully look at your face, trying to assess your mental state. Further, you strictly punish them to carry out without discussion, they silently disperse and begin to carry this nonsense to the masses, believing that part of this mass is a bunch of rams and realizing that the other part already considers them insane.
        We don’t pump hysteria, we don’t pull tanks to their borders - we simply explain that in case of war we’ll bang them, and of all the allies as well.
        And will the war or not depend on those who obediently carry out the commands of the old, insane survivors, seniors from the "deep state".
  13. +2
    16 March 2018 11: 01
    Quote: kepmor
    wanted to look like an "iron lady" - ala Thatcher ... failed ... apparently wooden to the waist ...

    -------------------------------
    Yes, they there as soon as they do not want to look, all the same it turns out the Chinese blank, nodding at the direction of the USA.
  14. Net
    +2
    16 March 2018 12: 26
    Teresa, drink Colin Powell’s test tube, or the “Newbie” sniff (for the small-chested one), can you be smarter !?
  15. 0
    16 March 2018 12: 57
    the number of students in British schools in Russia is approximately 3 thousand people

    The exact list in MI-6 and the "Novice" high balloon are fun from the heart!
  16. 0
    16 March 2018 13: 13
    you look at the faces of these "figures" and you do not freely understand ---- but there’s no one to speak with ---- "DEBILS B ......."
  17. 0
    16 March 2018 14: 27
    Hello everyone! A long time ago I was not in VO, it became much more interesting and more fun!
  18. +2
    16 March 2018 14: 32
    A. Blok, as he said, “You won’t believe what insignificants ruled the Russian Empire!” Nothing has changed in the world since. P.S. Regarding the Anglo-Saxons.
  19. +3
    16 March 2018 15: 27
    Bravo, I support every word of the author. Let these "elites" decide who they are with, otherwise it turns out some kind of bad action, our money, but they live there and crap on the country. It's time to introduce a law banning the possession of real estate, bills over the hill officials and their families.
  20. +1
    19 March 2018 11: 03
    Quote: kepmor
    wanted to look like an "iron lady" - ala Thatcher ... failed ... apparently wooden to the waist ...

    ... and it’s like - wooden waist-high ..- from the top, or from the bottom? .., please clarify ..
  21. V
    +1
    19 March 2018 19: 29
    6. In the future, in Britain they will adopt an analogue of the “Magnitsky Act” and will increase the transparency of real estate companies, as well as strengthen the fight against money laundering in Britain.

    In a nutshell:
    Whoever reads, periodically, the British press, he remembers how many scandals the "little shaves" had about the laundering of money from drugs by English banks. From ancient times, the British royal family was engaged in this "difficult" business. This market is divided into two parts: "fine shaved" and "Asians". From that, Princess Diana "died", trying to jump from her market to Asian. Not allowed. Not forgiven. In English.
  22. 0
    19 March 2018 22: 42
    extremely crazy article ...
  23. 0
    20 March 2018 05: 40
    And somewhere, in a distant, misty, cloudy England, on a chilly rainy evening, nostalgic for the snowy Russian expanses, chilly wrapping herself in an Orenburg downy shawl, sitting alone by the smoldering fireplace, a modest gray-haired old woman ... With a Stolichka small scale, with a salty cucumber baked potatoes and herring coarsely chopped on the newspaper Argumenty i Fakty, washing a delicious Russian vodka with an extraordinary military rank and a brand new shiny medal "For Merit to the Fatherland" ...
    “Well, that’s all ... The elections went according to plan ... God, how I want to go home !,” the old lady whispered quietly, wiping a treacherous tear ...
    --- You, this ... This is no time to relax, Teresa! You still have to stop Brexis! ”They did not croak in a characteristic, well-recognizable voice, secretly set somewhere deep in the fireplace speakers ...