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Ministry of Defense of the Russian Federation - to London: British staff officers need to undergo re-certification and medical examination

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The official representative of the Russian defense ministry, General Igor Konashenkov, commented on the statement of British Defense Minister Gavin Williamson. Mr. Williamson, who recently entered into his current position, said that "the Russian threat is real for Britain." According to the British Minister of Defense, "Russia has plans to destroy the British infrastructure, to sow chaos and strike a blow to the economy." The minister said that Russia is photographing British power stations and gas pipeline routes.


Williamson:
Russians can wreak havoc and kill thousands of people.


From the statement of Major General Igor Konashenkov, who did not leave Williamson's attack, ignored:
Gavin Williamson, in his fiery struggle for military budget notes, seems to have lost his understanding of the boundaries of reason. The minister’s phobias about photographing Russia’s power stations or exploring the routes of British gas pipelines are worthy of reflection in the children's comics or the Monty Python: Flying Circus TV series. Information about the location of British power plants or pipelines is as "secret" as it is secret, for example, photos of Westminster Abbey or Big Ben.


Ministry of Defense of the Russian Federation - to London: British staff officers need to undergo re-certification and medical examination


According to the official representative of the Ministry of Defense of the Russian Federation, Williamson is far from the first Minister of Defense, who is trying to earn political points on "overshadowing the British with the Russian threat."

Konashenkov:
If such nonsense is reported to him by the General Staff, then he needs to think not about an increase in the defense budget, but about the re-certification of British staff officers with a focus on the medical examination.
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    1. Volodin
      Volodin 26 January 2018 15: 26
      44
      Quote: 264
      Konashenkov has no faith for a long time, like a talking head.

      Yes you are a sectarian, my friend. People believe in God, and you are trying to believe in a major general)))
      1. oldseaman1957
        oldseaman1957 26 January 2018 15: 33
        28
        Quote: 264
        Konashenkov has long lacked faith as a talking head
        “Whose friend will you be?” What are your claims to Konashenkov, specifically? Whose Crimea is it?
        1. Red_Hamer
          Red_Hamer 26 January 2018 16: 27
          +2
          “Whose friend will you be?”
          And whose is whose Crimea?
          laughing lol good
    2. Chertt
      Chertt 26 January 2018 15: 37
      30
      Quote: 264
      Konashenkov has no faith for a long time, like a talking head.

      Do you believe Navalny? Just don't pretend repeat surely his poster is hanging over the bed
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        1. Chertt
          Chertt 26 January 2018 15: 42
          24
          Quote: 264
          i never said that here.

          Freud clause
        2. Maz
          Maz 26 January 2018 21: 45
          +1
          Bot or troll? You won’t understand right away.
          1. karelia-molot
            karelia-molot 26 January 2018 23: 05
            +4
            Who cares! They are paid for seconds) Just pay attention - in any article their team seeks to leave the first comment. Just do not always succeed. Precious milliseconds are spent on connecting a pre-ordered message with the topic of the article)
          2. karelia-molot
            karelia-molot 26 January 2018 23: 09
            +6


            Actually, the troll. Bots live smaller and respond a bit dumber. This one is lured.
    3. Sergey-8848
      Sergey-8848 26 January 2018 15: 40
      18
      A brief conclusion for the fast scribbled post: Do not, after reading two words from the news, immediately rush to comment. It turns out obviously stupid, - this time; it is immediately evident in whose direction the comment is two; and it’s not a sin to work on mistakes - these are three.
      The score is 2 points, and parents (real) would be carved so that they would not give the keyboard to the hands.
    4. vlad66
      vlad66 26 January 2018 15: 45
      10
      Quote: 264
      Konashenkov has no faith for a long time, like a talking head.

      And you, my friend, think that the head will change and there will be other thoughts, but you are right in kindergarten. laughing Blessed is he who believes. wink
      1. 264
        264 26 January 2018 15: 48
        +4
        I, my friend, already long I don’t believe anyone on this sinful earth,except his relatives. hi
        1. ul_vitalii
          ul_vitalii 26 January 2018 16: 20
          24
          Quote: 264
          I, my friend, already long I don’t believe anyone on this sinful earth,except his relatives. hi

          Well, it has not yet reached the point of inheritance, anything can happen. hi
          1. 264
            264 26 January 2018 16: 27
            +4
            No, Vitaly-they shared property acquired by them under their Parents — they had cancer, in JUSTICE (in seniority, how many children they have, in short, they divided the SHOWERS), and divided ... E
            it’s not about us when they tear each other for meters ... hi
            1. Rusland
              Rusland 26 January 2018 16: 32
              11
              Quote: 264
              No, Vitaly-they shared property acquired by them under their Parents — they had cancer, in JUSTICE (in seniority, how many children they have, in short, they divided the SHOWERS), and divided ... E
              it’s not about us when they tear each other for meters ... hi

              Got health to you. hi
          2. ul_vitalii
            ul_vitalii 26 January 2018 16: 35
            +7
            Quote: ul_vitalii
            Quote: 264
            I, my friend, already long I don’t believe anyone on this sinful earth,except his relatives. hi

            Well, it has not yet reached the point of inheritance, anything can happen. hi

            And we have squabbles. hi
        2. JD1979
          JD1979 26 January 2018 17: 04
          12
          Quote: 264
          I, my friend, already long I don’t believe anyone on this sinful earth,except his relatives. hi

          I don’t remember verbatim.
          There is a man and quietly swearing:
          No one, no one can be trusted.
          Politicians - shk * r corrupt.
          The head - mud * k, promised to raise the salary, and gave a shish
          Neighbor - cannot repay the debt in any way
          Wife - as if someone on the side brought ...
          Even yourself, you can’t believe yourself ... but I just wanted to fart ....
    5. Nikolay Fedorov
      Nikolay Fedorov 26 January 2018 15: 52
      19
      Quote: 264
      Konashenkov has long had no faith, like a talking head. am And, in fact, to those whose thoughts she (the head is speaking), voices ...

      Right! Do not trust Konashenkov and the Russian General Staff. Continue to believe solely and exclusively in the Chair of the US Joint Chiefs of Staff. tongue
      1. Iline
        Iline 26 January 2018 18: 33
        +1
        Ehehe ... I don’t want to say anything bad about Konashenkov, but I can understand the British Defense Ministry for one simple reason. For example, on strategic air-launched missiles, guidance at the target at the final stage of the flight is carried out by comparing the picture visible by the missile itself with the photographs of the target sewn into its memory. From here, a flight correction is also made to get into a "specific window" in a particular building. You can, of course, fly by satellite, and by correction on the underlying surface, but the accuracy will be lower. So the point in photographing the life support objects of a potential adversary is. Another thing is whether it was done really, since no one was specifically detained and no charges were brought against anyone.
        1. Redfox3k
          Redfox3k 26 January 2018 18: 50
          +1
          After these words, the Minister of Her Majesty, Her Majesty, the constables will arrest everyone with cameras and telephones with cameras. Democracy is in danger.
        2. Nikolay Fedorov
          Nikolay Fedorov 27 January 2018 10: 33
          +1
          Quote: Iline
          Ehehe ... I don’t want to say anything bad about Konashenkov, but I can understand the British Defense Ministry for one simple reason. For example, on strategic air-launched missiles, guidance at the target at the final stage of the flight is carried out by comparing the picture visible by the missile itself with the photographs of the target sewn into its memory. From here, a flight correction is also made to get into a "specific window" in a particular building. You can, of course, fly by satellite, and by correction on the underlying surface, but the accuracy will be lower. So the point in photographing the life support objects of a potential adversary is. Another thing is whether it was done really, since no one was specifically detained and no charges were brought against anyone.

          It seems that not only the British staffers should go to the medical board ... laughing Go to Google or Yandex, there are photos of every house on the planet, even yours, in which you live, who understands all the headquarters of the world, except his native. recourse
          1. Iline
            Iline 27 January 2018 13: 35
            0
            But do not be rude. Thank God, I served in YES for more than 20 years and I know very well what quality pictures are needed. And with Google you can go to the latrine.
    6. Berber
      Berber 26 January 2018 16: 04
      +3
      Konashenkov has long had no faith, like a talking head. A, in fact, to those whose thoughts she (speaking head) voices ...[B] [/ b]

      This is a meager. He specifically registered under different nicknames and trolls the GDP and everyone who is with him. Probably ahead of the election.
    7. figwam
      figwam 26 January 2018 16: 07
      +6
      Quote: 264
      Konashenkov has no faith for a long time, like a talking head. amAnd, in fact, to those whose thoughts she (the head is speaking), voices ...

      No need to generalize, you have faith in British scientists, we have the army and navy.
    8. Kent0001
      Kent0001 26 January 2018 16: 23
      +2
      Chet, I did not understand, tro-lo-lo another manifestation of what? Whose Crimea?
    9. _Jack_
      _Jack_ 26 January 2018 16: 26
      +7
      Konashenko may not have faith, but in this matter why is it needed? Did he tell us specific information that you can believe or not? He paused over the Minister of Defense of Britain, and in the case, it’s not funny do not laugh, faith has nothing to do with it.
    10. cormorant
      cormorant 26 January 2018 16: 32
      +8
      264th, give you a link, where is your place or will you go yourself?
    11. Goryaev
      Goryaev 26 January 2018 17: 11
      +3
      Konashenkov at least a head. But B is a much lower organ
    12. HEATHER
      HEATHER 26 January 2018 22: 54
      +3
      264 Today, 15: 24
      Konashenkov has long lacked faith as a talking head
      264. And who are you to condemn Konashenkov? It’s quite an adequate person and he is telling the truth. Your stuffing is a little off topic. Learn to trust him and Zakharova. From you, the negative is solid.
  2. polpot
    polpot 26 January 2018 15: 25
    +2
    Psychiatric examination of British warriors clearly does not hurt
    1. siberalt
      siberalt 26 January 2018 15: 43
      +1
      Do not need them expertise since they took the army. Help update, and will. lol
    2. Gray brother
      Gray brother 26 January 2018 15: 54
      +6
      Quote: polpot
      Psychiatric examination of British warriors clearly does not hurt

      With the help of British scientists, they will successfully pass it. wassat
      1. Kent0001
        Kent0001 26 January 2018 16: 24
        +1
        ... by lobotomy.
    3. Reserve officer
      Reserve officer 26 January 2018 17: 04
      +3
      Some kind of wrong Secretary of Defense in the UK. There is danger at every step, Russians take pictures of everything - and he only gives interviews. And where are the decisive measures to curb ugliness ?!
      Why are cameras and phones still not taken away from tourists at the border crossing, why are they not blindfolded with a handkerchief? Just criminal negligence. Haha! Resign!
  3. Alex-a832
    Alex-a832 26 January 2018 15: 25
    +5
    Well, Konashenkov said everything as it is. Neither add, nor diminish ...
    1. Vard
      Vard 26 January 2018 15: 26
      0
      He was polite ... he should have eaten ... he should drink less ...
  4. Anarchist
    Anarchist 26 January 2018 15: 26
    +8
    reports to the General Staff

    And it's all about the British military!
    1. cniza
      cniza 26 January 2018 15: 37
      +2
      Alec5sander, good afternoon! hi it's all about hysteria and their desire to make money on it.
  5. Vadim Zhivov
    Vadim Zhivov 26 January 2018 15: 28
    +1
    Too soft. Could have been sent more specifically if they are so “tender” since everything is shaking laughing
  6. Alexey-74
    Alexey-74 26 January 2018 15: 29
    +5
    It is said to the point ....... Britain's degradation in the face .............
    1. Topotun
      Topotun 26 January 2018 16: 49
      0
      Quote: Alexey-74
      It is said to the point ....... Britain's degradation in the face .............

      Or maybe just the intensive preparation of a small war game? A very organized campaign to escalate the negative image of Russia ....
  7. Masya masya
    Masya masya 26 January 2018 15: 44
    +7
    focusing on the medical board.

    I would say, focusing on psychiatric medical board ... wink
  8. MIKHAN
    MIKHAN 26 January 2018 15: 49
    +8
    Russians can wreak havoc and kill thousands of people.

    That's it .. !!! I remember our small group of football fans drove a crowd of English (known for their aggressiveness and debauchery in the world)))) like hares ... laughing
    And if you piss off the Russians, then we can sink the island to hell .. Don’t bring the gentlemen to sin!
    1. RUSOIVAN
      RUSOIVAN 26 January 2018 16: 56
      +6
      Since then, Irish fans have been mocking English chants: "hey somebody call the Russians"
      1. MIKHAN
        MIKHAN 26 January 2018 17: 03
        +1
        Quote: RUSOIVAN
        Since then, Irish fans have been mocking English chants: "hey somebody call the Russians"

        I didn’t hear, but laughed heartily imagining the sour faces of the British .. laughing good
        1. HEATHER
          HEATHER 26 January 2018 23: 02
          0
          laughed heartily imagining the sour faces of the British .. Vital. Their faces are always sour from the eternal drizzle and heating by fireplaces. They’re freezing forever. And why do we need to heat this island? Let them vegetate themselves. .Although, I know why gas is brought from Yamal there: so that the kids of our alikharks do not freeze.
          1. voyaka uh
            voyaka uh 27 January 2018 00: 23
            +1
            ABOUT! It’s immediately obvious that you have never visited England. smile
            They dress the same in winter and summer: in light shirts and trousers. When it starts to rain, they don’t even open the umbrellas, and so go wet. Schoolchildren are also in shorts in winter. Full of people jogging - always in shorts and T-shirts, in the summer, in the winter. Houses do not heat more than 16-18 degrees. Such a tradition.
            1. MIKHAN
              MIKHAN 27 January 2018 07: 11
              +1
              Quote: voyaka uh
              Houses do not heat more than 16-18 degrees. Such a tradition.

              This is not tradition, but redneck ..! And they also save water with the whole family washing themselves with one water in the sink .. damn it .. hehe
  9. Camrad
    Camrad 26 January 2018 15: 52
    +1
    According to the British secretary of defense, "Russia has plans to destroy British infrastructure, to sow chaos and strike a blow at the economy." The minister said that Russia is photographing British power plants and gas pipeline routes.

    I hope that this is true and that Russia_photographs energy facilities in a realistic and qualitative way. The price of oil at 70 is already good, but it’s also necessary to return it to 120 ...
  10. prior
    prior 26 January 2018 16: 08
    +1
    Yes, sir. The Aglitz people are getting smaller. Minister of Defense, but as an intimidated layman ... sweeps a blizzard.
  11. APASUS
    APASUS 26 January 2018 16: 20
    +1
    In the days of the information war with the West, it is useless to refute something. It is necessary to troll more elegantly, so that even among the stiff English the words of the minister evoke laughter
  12. iliitchitch
    iliitchitch 26 January 2018 16: 23
    0
    Something here in recent days, the neophytes have intensified, corporal elders of all sorts with dull thoughts. It seems to spring far recourse .
    Yes, and also - something like Mikhan, we still have Colonel General? Plus him, Meehan - our Banner.
    1. mihey
      mihey 26 January 2018 16: 39
      +3
      So he piss, do not piss, but still banned again recourse
      1. iliitchitch
        iliitchitch 26 January 2018 16: 45
        +1
        Quote: mihey
        So he piss, do not piss, but still banned again recourse

        For Mikhan + it’s not a pity, for, um, immediacy.
  13. CAT BAIYUN
    CAT BAIYUN 26 January 2018 18: 03
    0
    Well, do you really need to argue? Medical examination and medical examination has not bothered anyone. It will not hurt the British General Staff. But this is unlikely to help. Russophobia is not treated ... And then there is a neglected case ...
    1. HEATHER
      HEATHER 26 January 2018 23: 06
      +1
      Medical examination and medical examination has not bothered anyone. Including proctologist, gynecologist and pathologist.
      1. CAT BAIYUN
        CAT BAIYUN 26 January 2018 23: 20
        0
        Including proctologist, gynecologist and pathologist.

        Well, my friend, about the pathologist you didn’t do it in vain ... laughing
        ... it’s clear that the patient after a GOOD physical examination should at least have a shallow breath, have a filiform pulse, body temperature at least slightly above 35 degrees, at least a weak tone of the sphincters and the print is GOOD on the visible part of the document.
        Although, it’s a sin to hide, after a good physical examination, I would send some of the acting characters of the current political elite to the prosector’s ....
        1. HEATHER
          HEATHER 26 January 2018 23: 44
          +1
          I’d send it alive to the prosectorial .... good hi drinks Pathologists also come in handy. Time will come.
  14. Slovak
    Slovak 26 January 2018 19: 32
    0
    Not really in the subject. And if it’s about normal people and idiots, then from the news: “... A magnificent historical picture worthy of demonstration in schools”, the State Duma deputy Mikhail Degtyarev (LDPR), banned for rental in Russia, called the film “Death of Stalin”.
    "I watched" Death of Stalin. " There about the leader 5 minutes. Great historical picture. She needs to be shown to high school students in history classes, ”he wrote on Twitter.
  15. komandir8
    komandir8 26 January 2018 19: 57
    0
    He answered well with humor and so unobtrusively advised what should be done in the near future. laughing
  16. Metallurg_2
    Metallurg_2 26 January 2018 20: 20
    0
    Exactly: quiet - haloperidol, violent - sulfosine.
  17. Vlad5307
    Vlad5307 26 January 2018 21: 08
    0
    Quote: Metallurg_2
    Exactly: quiet - haloperidol, violent - sulfosine.

    Exactly - the whole British General Staff is in Durkee! laughing
  18. Dormidont
    Dormidont 26 January 2018 22: 01
    0
    Our British partners will only help lobotomy
  19. voyaka uh
    voyaka uh 26 January 2018 22: 56
    0
    Konashenkov somehow turns into Russian Psaki ... sad Bloopers, misinformation and diplomatic trolling.
    1. MIKHAN
      MIKHAN 27 January 2018 07: 15
      +2
      Quote: voyaka uh
      Konashenkov somehow turns into Russian Psaki ... sad Bloopers, misinformation and diplomatic trolling.

      Russia is learning fast ..! As you are with us, so we communicate with you .. hehe The main caravan continues on its way to a brighter future ..)))
    2. Alex-a832
      Alex-a832 27 January 2018 12: 03
      +1
      Diplomatic trolling is a language understood by the West. The current ruling elites in the United States and Western Europe do not understand the cultural language of communication of our Foreign Ministry. Therefore, we constantly regret misunderstanding. Let their Defense Ministry troll at least.
  20. Hadji Murat
    Hadji Murat 27 January 2018 14: 19
    0
    a common thing for every defense department in every country ....