Ministry of Defense of the Russian Federation - to London: British staff officers need to undergo re-certification and medical examination

The official representative of the Russian defense ministry, General Igor Konashenkov, commented on the statement of British Defense Minister Gavin Williamson. Mr. Williamson, who recently entered into his current position, said that "the Russian threat is real for Britain." According to the British Minister of Defense, "Russia has plans to destroy the British infrastructure, to sow chaos and strike a blow to the economy." The minister said that Russia is photographing British power stations and gas pipeline routes.

Williamson:

Russians can wreak havoc and kill thousands of people.

From the statement of Major General Igor Konashenkov, who did not leave Williamson's attack, ignored:

Gavin Williamson, in his fiery struggle for military budget notes, seems to have lost his understanding of the boundaries of reason. The minister’s phobias about photographing Russia’s power stations or exploring the routes of British gas pipelines are worthy of reflection in the children's comics or the Monty Python: Flying Circus TV series. Information about the location of British power plants or pipelines is as "secret" as it is secret, for example, photos of Westminster Abbey or Big Ben.

According to the official representative of the Ministry of Defense of the Russian Federation, Williamson is far from the first Minister of Defense, who is trying to earn political points on "overshadowing the British with the Russian threat."

Konashenkov:

If such nonsense is reported to him by the General Staff, then he needs to think not about an increase in the defense budget, but about the re-certification of British staff officers with a focus on the medical examination.

Comments

[Volodin]

Quote: 264

Konashenkov has no faith for a long time, like a talking head.

Yes you are a sectarian, my friend. People believe in God, and you are trying to believe in a major general)))

[oldseaman1957]

Quote: 264

Konashenkov has long lacked faith as a talking head

“Whose friend will you be?” What are your claims to Konashenkov, specifically? Whose Crimea is it?

[Red_Hamer]

“Whose friend will you be?”

And whose is whose Crimea?

[Chertt]

Quote: 264

Konashenkov has no faith for a long time, like a talking head.

Do you believe Navalny? Just don't pretend surely his poster is hanging over the bed

[Chertt]

Quote: 264

i never said that here.

Freud clause

[Maz]

Bot or troll? You won’t understand right away.

[karelia molot]

Who cares! They are paid for seconds) Just pay attention - in any article their team seeks to leave the first comment. Just do not always succeed. Precious milliseconds are spent on connecting a pre-ordered message with the topic of the article)

[karelia molot]

Actually, the troll. Bots live smaller and respond a bit dumber. This one is lured.

[Sergey-8848]

A brief conclusion for the fast scribbled post: Do not, after reading two words from the news, immediately rush to comment. It turns out obviously stupid, - this time; it is immediately evident in whose direction the comment is two; and it’s not a sin to work on mistakes - these are three.
The score is 2 points, and parents (real) would be carved so that they would not give the keyboard to the hands.

[vlad66]

Quote: 264

Konashenkov has no faith for a long time, like a talking head.

And you, my friend, think that the head will change and there will be other thoughts, but you are right in kindergarten. Blessed is he who believes.

[264]

I, my friend, already long I don’t believe anyone on this sinful earth,except his relatives...

[ul_vitalii]

Quote: 264

I, my friend, already long I don’t believe anyone on this sinful earth,except his relatives...

Well, it has not yet reached the point of inheritance, anything can happen.

[264]

No, Vitaly-they shared property acquired by them under their Parents — they had cancer, in JUSTICE (in seniority, how many children they have, in short, they divided the SHOWERS), and divided ... E
it’s not about us when they tear each other for meters ...

[Russia]

Quote: 264

No, Vitaly-they shared property acquired by them under their Parents — they had cancer, in JUSTICE (in seniority, how many children they have, in short, they divided the SHOWERS), and divided ... E
it’s not about us when they tear each other for meters ...

Got health to you.

[ul_vitalii]

Quote: ul_vitalii

Quote: 264

I, my friend, already long I don’t believe anyone on this sinful earth,except his relatives...

Well, it has not yet reached the point of inheritance, anything can happen.

And we have squabbles.

[JD1979]

Quote: 264

I, my friend, already long I don’t believe anyone on this sinful earth,except his relatives...

I don’t remember verbatim.
There is a man and quietly swearing:
No one, no one can be trusted.
Politicians - shk * r corrupt.
The head - mud * k, promised to raise the salary, and gave a shish
Neighbor - cannot repay the debt in any way
Wife - as if someone on the side brought ...
Even yourself, you can’t believe yourself ... but I just wanted to fart ....

[Nikolay Fedorov]

Quote: 264

Konashenkov has long had no faith, like a talking head. And, in fact, to those whose thoughts she (the head is speaking), voices ...

Right! Do not trust Konashenkov and the Russian General Staff. Continue to believe solely and exclusively in the Chair of the US Joint Chiefs of Staff.

[Iline]

Ehehe ... I don’t want to say anything bad about Konashenkov, but I can understand the British Defense Ministry for one simple reason. For example, on strategic air-launched missiles, guidance at the target at the final stage of the flight is carried out by comparing the picture visible by the missile itself with the photographs of the target sewn into its memory. From here, a flight correction is also made to get into a "specific window" in a particular building. You can, of course, fly by satellite, and by correction on the underlying surface, but the accuracy will be lower. So the point in photographing the life support objects of a potential adversary is. Another thing is whether it was done really, since no one was specifically detained and no charges were brought against anyone.

[Redfox3k]

After these words, the Minister of Her Majesty, Her Majesty, the constables will arrest everyone with cameras and telephones with cameras. Democracy is in danger.

[Nikolay Fedorov]

Quote: Iline

Ehehe ... I don’t want to say anything bad about Konashenkov, but I can understand the British Defense Ministry for one simple reason. For example, on strategic air-launched missiles, guidance at the target at the final stage of the flight is carried out by comparing the picture visible by the missile itself with the photographs of the target sewn into its memory. From here, a flight correction is also made to get into a "specific window" in a particular building. You can, of course, fly by satellite, and by correction on the underlying surface, but the accuracy will be lower. So the point in photographing the life support objects of a potential adversary is. Another thing is whether it was done really, since no one was specifically detained and no charges were brought against anyone.

It seems that not only the British staffers should go to the medical board ... Go to Google or Yandex, there are photos of every house on the planet, even yours, in which you live, who understands all the headquarters of the world, except his native.

[Iline]

But do not be rude. Thank God, I served in YES for more than 20 years and I know very well what quality pictures are needed. And with Google you can go to the latrine.

[Berber]

Konashenkov has long had no faith, like a talking head. A, in fact, to those whose thoughts she (speaking head) voices ...[B] [/ b]

This is a meager. He specifically registered under different nicknames and trolls the GDP and everyone who is with him. Probably ahead of the election.

[figwam]

Quote: 264

Konashenkov has no faith for a long time, like a talking head. And, in fact, to those whose thoughts she (the head is speaking), voices ...

No need to generalize, you have faith in British scientists, we have the army and navy.

[Kent0001]

Chet, I did not understand, tro-lo-lo another manifestation of what? Whose Crimea?

[_Jack_]

Konashenko may not have faith, but in this matter why is it needed? Did he tell us specific information that you can believe or not? He paused over the Minister of Defense of Britain, and in the case, it’s not funny do not laugh, faith has nothing to do with it.

[cormorant]

264th, give you a link, where is your place or will you go yourself?

[Goryaev]

Konashenkov at least a head. But B is a much lower organ

[HEATHER]

264 Today, 15: 24
Konashenkov has long lacked faith as a talking head264. And who are you to condemn Konashenkov? It’s quite an adequate person and he is telling the truth. Your stuffing is a little off topic. Learn to trust him and Zakharova. From you, the negative is solid.

[polpot]

Psychiatric examination of British warriors clearly does not hurt

[siberalt]

Do not need them expertise since they took the army. Help update, and will.

[Gray brother]

Quote: polpot

Psychiatric examination of British warriors clearly does not hurt

With the help of British scientists, they will successfully pass it.

[Kent0001]

... by lobotomy.

[Reserve officer]

Some kind of wrong Secretary of Defense in the UK. There is danger at every step, Russians take pictures of everything - and he only gives interviews. And where are the decisive measures to curb ugliness ?!
Why are cameras and phones still not taken away from tourists at the border crossing, why are they not blindfolded with a handkerchief? Just criminal negligence. Haha! Resign!

[Alex-a832]

Well, Konashenkov said everything as it is. Neither add, nor diminish ...

[Vard]

He was polite ... he should have eaten ... he should drink less ...

[Anarchist]

reports to the General Staff

And it's all about the British military!

[cniza]

Alec5sander, good afternoon! it's all about hysteria and their desire to make money on it.

[Vadim Zhivov]

Too soft. Could have been sent more specifically if they are so “tender” since everything is shaking

[Alexey-74]

It is said to the point ....... Britain's degradation in the face .............

[Topotun]

Quote: Alexey-74

It is said to the point ....... Britain's degradation in the face .............

Or maybe just the intensive preparation of a small war game? A very organized campaign to escalate the negative image of Russia ....

[Masya masya]

focusing on the medical board.

I would say, focusing on psychiatric medical board ...

[Vitaly Anisimov]

Russians can wreak havoc and kill thousands of people.

That's it .. !!! I remember our small group of football fans drove a crowd of English (known for their aggressiveness and debauchery in the world)))) like hares ...
And if you piss off the Russians, then we can sink the island to hell .. Don’t bring the gentlemen to sin!

[RUSOIVAN]

Since then, Irish fans have been mocking English chants: "hey somebody call the Russians"

[Vitaly Anisimov]

Quote: RUSOIVAN

Since then, Irish fans have been mocking English chants: "hey somebody call the Russians"

I didn’t hear, but laughed heartily imagining the sour faces of the British ..

[HEATHER]

laughed heartily imagining the sour faces of the British .. Vital. Their faces are always sour from the eternal drizzle and heating by fireplaces. They’re freezing forever. And why do we need to heat this island? Let them vegetate themselves. .Although, I know why gas is brought from Yamal there: so that the kids of our alikharks do not freeze.

[voyaka uh]

ABOUT! It’s immediately obvious that you have never visited England.
They dress the same in winter and summer: in light shirts and trousers. When it starts to rain, they don’t even open the umbrellas, and so go wet. Schoolchildren are also in shorts in winter. Full of people jogging - always in shorts and T-shirts, in the summer, in the winter. Houses do not heat more than 16-18 degrees. Such a tradition.

[Vitaly Anisimov]

Quote: voyaka uh

Houses do not heat more than 16-18 degrees. Such a tradition.

This is not tradition, but redneck ..! And they also save water with the whole family washing themselves with one water in the sink .. damn it .. hehe

[Camrad]

According to the British secretary of defense, "Russia has plans to destroy British infrastructure, to sow chaos and strike a blow at the economy." The minister said that Russia is photographing British power plants and gas pipeline routes.

I hope that this is true and that Russia_photographs energy facilities in a realistic and qualitative way. The price of oil at 70 is already good, but it’s also necessary to return it to 120 ...

[prior]

Yes, sir. The Aglitz people are getting smaller. Minister of Defense, but as an intimidated layman ... sweeps a blizzard.

[APASUS]

In the days of the information war with the West, it is useless to refute something. It is necessary to troll more elegantly, so that even among the stiff English the words of the minister evoke laughter

[iliitchitch]

Something here in recent days, the neophytes have intensified, corporal elders of all sorts with dull thoughts. It seems to spring far .
Yes, and also - something like Mikhan, we still have Colonel General? Plus him, Meehan - our Banner.

[mihey]

So he piss, do not piss, but still banned again

[iliitchitch]

Quote: mihey

So he piss, do not piss, but still banned again

For Mikhan + it’s not a pity, for, um, immediacy.

[CAT BAIYUN]

Well, do you really need to argue? Medical examination and medical examination has not bothered anyone. It will not hurt the British General Staff. But this is unlikely to help. Russophobia is not treated ... And then there is a neglected case ...

[HEATHER]

Medical examination and medical examination has not bothered anyone. Including proctologist, gynecologist and pathologist.

[CAT BAIYUN]

Including proctologist, gynecologist and pathologist.

Well, my friend, about the pathologist you didn’t do it in vain ...
... it’s clear that the patient after a GOOD physical examination should at least have a shallow breath, have a filiform pulse, body temperature at least slightly above 35 degrees, at least a weak tone of the sphincters and the print is GOOD on the visible part of the document.
Although, it’s a sin to hide, after a good physical examination, I would send some of the acting characters of the current political elite to the prosector’s ....

[HEATHER]

I’d send it alive to the prosectorial .... Pathologists also come in handy. Time will come.

[Slovak]

Not really in the subject. And if it’s about normal people and idiots, then from the news: “... A magnificent historical picture worthy of demonstration in schools”, the State Duma deputy Mikhail Degtyarev (LDPR), banned for rental in Russia, called the film “Death of Stalin”.
"I watched" Death of Stalin. " There about the leader 5 minutes. Great historical picture. She needs to be shown to high school students in history classes, ”he wrote on Twitter.

[komandir8]

He answered well with humor and so unobtrusively advised what should be done in the near future.

[Metallurg_2]

Exactly: quiet - haloperidol, violent - sulfosine.

[Vlad5307]

Quote: Metallurg_2

Exactly: quiet - haloperidol, violent - sulfosine.

Exactly - the whole British General Staff is in Durkee!

[Dormidont]

Our British partners will only help lobotomy

[voyaka uh]

Konashenkov somehow turns into Russian Psaki ... Bloopers, misinformation and diplomatic trolling.

[Vitaly Anisimov]

Quote: voyaka uh

Konashenkov somehow turns into Russian Psaki ... Bloopers, misinformation and diplomatic trolling.

Russia is learning fast ..! As you are with us, so we communicate with you .. hehe The main caravan continues on its way to a brighter future ..)))

[Alex-a832]

Diplomatic trolling is a language understood by the West. The current ruling elites in the United States and Western Europe do not understand the cultural language of communication of our Foreign Ministry. Therefore, we constantly regret misunderstanding. Let their Defense Ministry troll at least.

[Hadji Murat]

a common thing for every defense department in every country ....