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Notes of the Colorado Cockroach. Total 2017 and my congratulations

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I look right now in the mirror. Hmmm, that's what a real male should look like! Eyes, whiskers, knives ... Well, and everything else. Cockroach said - Cockroach did! (He stole someone's phrase, paraphrasing a little.) He promised to congratulate just before the New Year - congratulations! But a little later.

Greetings to you, dear people! Friends and acquaintances. Not at all familiar, but interested in my notes. All and from all our big and friendly family with the upcoming New Year! Regardless of your citizenship, your political views and religion. Even regardless of gender.

As you understand, I, as "tarakanus malevatus" (that's how I now call it foreign), are simply obliged to sum up my own results of the year for our long-suffering country. You know a lot. You can guess a lot. Much guess. I just speak about the main achievements with plus and minus. I will not joke today. I am writing a serious article!

In general, the situation can be said in one phrase: a year has passed, and to hell with it. Someone died under the sneaker. Someone, on the contrary, became fat and did not pass in the gap. Someone went to food is not grocery. Someone smeared paws with petroleum jelly and is already fattening in Russia or Europe. And we are here ...

So, he spat on everything and went around Kiev. And I looked at the faces of the people, and I will color my notes with pictures a little. Mostly with mishmaydana, of course. Because it is there that all the rage of the day. Today and tomorrow.

I decided not to bore you with huge calculations. Therefore I singled out 5 positive and negative "total" of Ukraine. I will begin, of course, with Peremog.

The first and main peremoga of Ukraine is definitely a visa-free regime with the EU. For most Ukrainians, this is just a chimera. Visa is, no money for travel. But in the future ... True, there are persistent rumors now that with this peremoga, they will soon have to sacrifice in order to fulfill the new requirements of the IMF.



Next peremoga from the same series. EU-Ukraine Association Agreement. Remember the referendum in Holland? Overcome We won. Signed with all 28 EU countries. 1 September we are closer to Europeans. Although there appeared a lot of "pitfalls". For some reason, the agreement operates in one direction. Europe wins, we lose.



In third place, I put the failure of Saakashvili with his Maidan. It seems to me that Ukraine was being prepared for the growth of civil war. But, it’s smart enough not to start cutting each other across the entire country. And again this nasty "though." The standoff is not over and everything can happen. To destabilize the country "myahataskraynikov" simply enough, even a small but organized group of people.



The fourth Peremoga consists in ... declaring a Catholic Christmas a nationwide holiday. In a country where there are a lot of Catholics, Protestants, and Orthodox, who celebrate Christmas in a European way, this is a real achievement. Religious minority received an official holiday. Although, the neighbors from Belarus decided this question without any pomp and destruction of the country.



Perhaps that's all. Fifth Peremogh "I will pull by the ears." This is a continuation of the sanctions against you. Courts in gas and oil. And other manifestations of hybrid warfare. Our people are really sure that we win from this.



And read one of the comments from past notes. About a friend who demanded something. I will not justify. We have from the constant hopelessness really appeared some kind of parasite attitude towards other countries. Give, give, give ... Therefore went to zradam.

In the first place I will put the full impotence of our Parliament in matters of reform. We are constantly changing horses at the crossing. All these years we have been talking about reforms. Even accept something in the first reading. And then we kill all the amendments. Although, retirement or health care reform would be better off. So, it is not clear zrada it or peremoga.

Further. An obvious sight is our economic policy towards the Donbass republics. Mokritsa economists eat it. We not only pushed the republic away from this blockade, but also suffered huge losses in hryvnias. The fact that we now have coal from the "USA" you know. And the price of this coal too. But there is something that only experts know about. Taxes! Donbass enterprises are no longer paying into our budget. Imagine the amount? And all by cash ...

The third zradoy I would call the constant conflicts between our security forces. All of these are the Ministry of Internal Affairs, NABU, NAKK, GPU, vocational school, VRU, VRU ... It becomes terrible that all are enemies and corrupt officials. In the most extreme case - the agents of Putin or the Kremlin. And everyone breaks the law. Complete anarchy and life on concepts.

Associated with NABU and the fourth zrada. The fight against corruption in our country is active. Probably, this is already a traditional trend in any country of the world. Corruption is invincible. So you can fight with its manifestations forever. NABU fights. But I have not had a chance to see at least one really convicted corrupt official. As modern young junkies often say, this is our next bunch ...

Well, the last zrada. Perhaps too far-fetched. The IMF does not give money! We talked a lot about European integration and the rejection of economic ties with Russia. To integrate. We have no economy. We have a complete dependency on trenches. But the economics out of the country, our economists began to praise as a real peremog.

I don’t know if you understood from what abomination the providence at the beginning of 2000 protected you. Maybe Russia is really under the auspices of the Mother of God. Or Nicholas the Wonderworker takes the shit away from you. But it all sticks to us. But we are all trying ...



We live, we are preparing for the meeting of the new year, we wish all the same to friends and relatives of all goodness. And yet we believe that everything can be fulfilled.





So, while I live - I hope! You got out. So we get out. We have one mentality. We, however much our rulers want, are still Russians. Yes, a little inadequate, but Russian.



Let me say goodbye to this next year. Happiness to you and your loved ones. Happiness to your country. May Russia always be. And all at the table! The holiday begins! 2017 goes to eternity. Long live 2018! The cockroach prepared the table ... I think your women are not inferior to mine in this art. Do not forget to tell them about it! And kiss. They love the attention ...

See you in the new year! Good luck, health to you, my beloved! Peace, happiness and prosperity, children of smart and good presidents!

Well, do not think that I will perish for so long. See you soon.
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  1. svp67
    svp67 29 December 2017 15: 09 New
    15
    hi Cockroach !!!! HAPPY NEW YEAR!
    I don’t know if you understood from what abomination the providence at the beginning of 2000 protected you. Maybe Russia is really under the auspices of the Mother of God. Or Nicholas the Wonderworker takes the shit away from you. But it all sticks to us. But we are all trying ...
    We understood this in the mid-90s, apparently because the divine forces saved us in 2000, as the saying goes: “trust in God, but do not condone yourself”. Moreover, we WAS WARNED you back in 2013, because of this “Maidan” YOU WILL NOT BE HAPPINESS, Many of yours did not believe, they called us names in every possible way ... they even called us “not brothers”. It is good that many have now changed their minds and admit a mistake. But here's how to bring back thousands of lives?
    Well, that "stones are scattered, it's time to collect them." TOGETHER. Like BROTHERS and SISTERS.
  2. Sergey-svs
    Sergey-svs 29 December 2017 15: 27 New
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    Thank Okoloradsky! good Happy New Year to you too! yes "TseEvropeyskoy" good luck in business and sex, which is translated into Russian means: success in work and personal life !!! laughing
    1. Mih1974
      Mih1974 29 December 2017 23: 05 New
      +2
      Yeah, here’s the shchaz from your picture, he will drink a glass of vodka with a glass of champagne and “take a cosmetic mask” from Olivier salad. belay negative We are not “lovers” of a drink, we are Professionals good we know the order and “mixing formulas”, but read the “polar bear” nobody can stand. laughing
  3. parusnik
    parusnik 29 December 2017 15: 28 New
    +7
    Or Nicholas the Wonderworker takes shit away from you.
    ... Nooooooooo .... Santa Claus with the Snow Maiden ... Now some foreign St. Nicholas comes to you, and Santa Claus, I remember your helpers hanged on the bridge .. Some conclusions are obvious ... Holiday greetings! and thank you. Your country is an excellent example of what will happen if Santa Claus is exchanged for St. Nicholas .. But .. until our very much does not reach ....
    1. major147
      major147 29 December 2017 23: 10 New
      +1
      Does St. Nicholas come? Hardly. Someone "Santa"!
    2. dSK
      dSK 1 January 2018 10: 10 New
      +2
      Hello Alexey Bogomazov!
      Quote: parusnik
      Santa Claus to St. Nicholas exchange
      They are both dear to us, their positions are different. Santa is fake, plagiarism. You please study your pedigree more deeply - your ancestors were "godmothers", the icons were well painted. Happy New Year and success in educating the younger generation! hi
      1. parusnik
        parusnik 1 January 2018 16: 07 New
        +4
        Santa is fake, plagiarism.
        ..... The name of Santa Claus is a distortion of the Dutch transcription of the name of St. Nicholas ... hi The prototype of Santa Claus is the common Christian saint Nikolai Mirlikijsky (Santa - “saint”, Klaus - “Nikolai”), known for his life as a charity (helping poor people in the form of secret gifts). Initially, it was on his behalf that children were given gifts in Europe on the day of the veneration of the saint according to the church calendar - December 6. However, during the Reformation period, which opposed the veneration of saints, in Germany and neighboring countries, St. Nicholas was replaced as the person giving gifts by the baby Christ, and the day of presenting gifts was moved from December 6 to the period of Christmas markets, that is, to December 24. During the Counter-Reformation in Europe, the character of St. Nicholas again began to give children gifts, but this began to happen at the end of December at Christmas. But, for example, in the Netherlands, where the name of St. Nicholas is pronounced as Sinterklaas, children are given gifts on his behalf either on December 5, or for Christmas, or for both holidays. It is thanks to the Dutch colonists who founded the New Amsterdam settlement in the 1650s, now known as the city of New York, the image of St. Nicholas fell on the North American continent. I hope you enlightened ... hi
      2. parusnik
        parusnik 1 January 2018 16: 35 New
        +2
        Santa is fake, plagiarism.
        .... Far from it .. Santa Claus came to us from the depths of centuries, from the mythology of the ancient Slavs. And Santa Claus is the common Christian saint Nicholas of Myra, Santa is “saint”, Klaus is “Nicholas”, known for his life as a charity, Russia is Nicholas the Pleasure, Nikolai the Miracle Worker is the patron of sailors, merchants and children. Initially, it was on his behalf that children were given gifts in Europe on the day of the veneration of the saint according to the church calendar - December 6. However, during the Reformation period, which opposed the veneration of saints, in Germany and neighboring countries, St. Nicholas was replaced as the person giving gifts by the baby Christ, and the day of presenting gifts was moved from December 6 to the period of Christmas markets, that is, to December 24. During the Counter-Reformation in Europe, the character of St. Nicholas again began to give children gifts, but this began to happen at the end of December at Christmas. But, for example, in the Netherlands, where the name of St. Nicholas is pronounced as Sinterklaas; On his behalf, children are given gifts either on December 5th, or on Christmas, or on both holidays. Thanks to the Dutch colonists who founded the settlement of New Amsterdam in the 1650s, now known as the city of New York, the image of St. Nicholas fell on the North American continent. I hope you enlightened .. hi
  4. AleBors
    AleBors 29 December 2017 15: 28 New
    +6
    Holiday greetings! With all due respect, but forgive me, I do not agree with the phrase "We, as if our rulers would not want, are still Russian." The author himself is still yes, but the rest of the "hackscreens", alas, are no longer there. Therefore, they did not heed in time the voice of reason, and destroyed the country.
    I wish the author success in his work, fortitude. And the other neighbors of enlightenment ..
  5. Captain Nemo
    Captain Nemo 29 December 2017 15: 57 New
    +6
    Good luck. All the best for the New Year. Well and courage
  6. Ace Tambourine
    Ace Tambourine 29 December 2017 17: 06 New
    +5
    Take care of yourself and your large Tarakanushko family ....
    And then, God forbid, yours are wise ... well, you understand who, no matter how bad the next zeal is overwhelming ...
    Well, for example, to oblige all chitin carriers to the mandatory voluntary surrender of chitin to an additional reservation of Oplotov, or even some Azovites ... But this is a complete disgrace !!! Not every cockroach will be able to get out proudly without a cover under slippers ... Well, there is nothing to say about wood lice ...
    In general, Love, Health, and, if possible, Well-being to You and to all your well-deserved people ... !! R.S .... and forelocks on chitin are in trend?
  7. Fitter65
    Fitter65 29 December 2017 17: 10 New
    +5
    Damn, I constantly can’t remember how the Ukrainian abbreviation NABU-National Agency for the Fight against Ukraine is deciphered correctly? Or are there any other options?
  8. Mikado
    Mikado 29 December 2017 18: 03 New
    +6
    Dear Cockroach! Happy New Year to you from all of us! Happiness, health to you, Cockroach, and your entire family! Peaceful sky and prosperity! Signature: Russian cockroaches, your brothers drinks
    1. parusnik
      parusnik 29 December 2017 18: 27 New
      +6
      Cockroaches of all countries, unite! drinks Nikolai, with the upcoming ..! All the best for the New Year! drinks
      1. Mikado
        Mikado 29 December 2017 18: 31 New
        +3
        Alexey Anatolyevich, I don’t know if I’ll write on the 31st, but now - yes! Holiday greetings! drinks Health is the main thing, therefore, to you and all your near and dear ones - health, first of all! And the rest will follow! yes Happy New Year! love
  9. zenion
    zenion 29 December 2017 18: 21 New
    +5
    The author forgot about the most terrible threat to the Western world - the Kremlin’s hand. Which undermines and burns everything in Ukraine and its neighboring states. Here in the Polish plane, which was carrying the president, this hand in flight thrust explosives into the aircraft. And she certainly exploded!
  10. Lexus
    Lexus 29 December 2017 18: 54 New
    +8
    "Quiet Ukrainian night ..." With the coming, Cockroach! Happiness, good luck, don't get sick! And so that around all the sick on the head recovered! drinks laughing
    1. Mih1974
      Mih1974 29 December 2017 23: 09 New
      +3
      Just now I noticed that the crest in your picture has reached "energy independence from the Kremlin." good laughing laughing
  11. Net
    Net 29 December 2017 19: 33 New
    +6
    On the fourth "overload":
    “The main threat to humanity is the Catholic Church, because this organization has taken over the whole world, destroys intelligence and makes the masses believe in ignorance” (T. Dreiser).
    And her western accomplices.
    1. Baloo
      Baloo 29 December 2017 20: 58 New
      +7
      Here I can’t call the author a Tarkan. Here we have a dispute came a small author Ukrainian or Russian? Whoever was by nationality, but for me, Ukrainian. I congratulate you Ukrainian Happy New Year. I wish you all (except the banderlogs and the Gopniks who joined them) health, patience, happiness, prosperity, peace of mind. All, all ...
  12. Mih1974
    Mih1974 29 December 2017 22: 59 New
    +3
    New Gad to you, crack fat with a vodka, and with jellied grubs of their house to "paws out in different directions and barely breathe" good .
    Do you want to gloatily rejoice at "your exasperation" of which you did not know? But right now you’ll find out: in Russia now more milk “from milk” does not exist, now we have milk belay negative from a palm tree, and yes the one that is a tree, we have such milk for half a year, it doesn’t sour under any circumstances - not like yours. And also the fact that you could consider it a “hail” that there are a lot of discounts in Russia (yes read every day the cash of the assortment of discounts) in fact the “overtake” is that in Russia, the people (the main buyer) have become so poor that nothing but cheap and does not buy at discounts. The chief managers of the "retailers" were in shock, and at first they thought that "this is only our ambush" and as it turned out later, "there are no competitors either." No, shops like you are full of goods and customers, only if you look carefully - although they are picking up full bins, they already skip a lot of "branded goods" (which if the products are especially perverted suicides). Previously, black caviar was also of the red species (firms) of twenty, and now it is one natural and the heel is “imitated”. So "rejoice" is your "overtaking Muscovites." I won’t scare the prices of sausages, but you can buy safe and tasty only imported or small farmers who have not yet made sausages made from “not meat”.
    And in Russia, these “your efforts” have already reached the “safety margin”, and the good and all-wise government, which all year “pleased” the Russians, albeit small but in height (well, where did they see it) suddenly took New Year "pleased - in the country the decline in industrial production for the year is 3,8% belay .
    I summarize: the population has no money, industry is falling, you think they have stopped stealing from us - SchAAAZ. But in “Muscovy” - everything shines with us and we won’t push from the Bentley, it’s all “servants of the Russian people” who are in a hurry to “take care of him”.
    Yes, we don’t go with torches and no one forbids the Ukrainian language (for now). But almost the state-owned Sberbank Bank refused and for two years now it doesn’t seem like a nose in the Crimea (your next Peremoga). And the “caring and bright democratizers" Americans forbade us to buy cars from our UVZ, and you won’t believe it - the Russian company "First Transport" (most of the former Ministry of Railways) - LISTEN and refused to buy more than 5000 previously ordered cars from UVZ. belay am Rejoice - here is another Peremoga over the cursed Mordor.
    So let's try to live to the "preservation of Russia by God", and then as an all the more obvious option that "the light at the end of the tunnel is the spotlight of an approaching train."
  13. gm9019
    gm9019 30 December 2017 00: 28 New
    +5
    Thank you, dear Cockroach! May all your family live and live! May everyone be healthy and not lose optimism!
    Thanks for your notes, photos, for your observations, thanks! Thank you for sharing them with us, your readers.
    Happy New Year, dear!
    HOORAY!

  14. Russian jacket
    Russian jacket 30 December 2017 05: 41 New
    +3
    Cockroach, thanks. I am glad that this year chitin from sneaker was saved. Keep it up, you write interestingly ... But ... I will correct it a little. I do not live while I hope ... In the meantime, I breathe, I hope. In Roman, this thought is spiro spero ... The motto of the Russian combat swimmers ..... Something like this ... but don’t talk about it, Vyshivanka, otherwise it will go into such a booze ..... Happy New Year dogs .. .. hi drinks
  15. Axon
    Axon 31 December 2017 14: 56 New
    0
    monotonously
  16. Self-propelled gunner
    Self-propelled gunner 31 December 2017 19: 49 New
    +5
    Happy New Year to you! We are with you. Namely with the people of Ukraine. It is a pity that my grandfather was not allowed to finish off Bandera, OUN and other nonhumans to the end in 45-46. In my memory there will always be boys from all over the Union who served in our company in the DRA. A. Pishiy, a Kievite, died from a sniper bullet on September 6.09.1984, XNUMX, V. Kuular-Tuvinian, machine gunner (RPKM) - died on the same day, covering our company. The deputy commander of the platoon was Tajik. We were together at that time. Now we are together too, we just need to dump the excess load from the cart of history! Good luck in the new year!
  17. belaz888
    belaz888 1 January 2018 06: 21 New
    +3
    ASU and ASU specific offices
  18. shinobi
    shinobi 1 January 2018 11: 13 New
    +1
    Sooner or later, the Americans will force the kaklov to go to war on Russia. There is almost no time left.
  19. SerB60
    SerB60 2 January 2018 15: 13 New
    +1
    Photos are awesome! Thanks for them and for the article.
  20. Suhow
    Suhow 2 January 2018 18: 29 New
    0
    I don’t agree about Saakashvili a little ... Maybe the partners wanted something, but Miho is not the one whom the people will go for .... Unbelief and lack of a leader who would go now at this time the main reason * lull *